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YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING
how will he explain this away this time?
>mouyes
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> you need good eggs to make a good omlette
YOURE SHIT
AND YOURE WALKING HOME
YOURE SHIT
AND YOURE WALKING HOME
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Costa, Hazard and the other two brazilian trannies are shit.
Can't blame José, really
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m8
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>mouyes
VARDY
A......D
R......R
D......A
YDRAV
>>64246434
not really that much he can do about the team squandering several chances
seriously if they could kick a ball correctly they'd have had 4 or 5 goals today
>Costa
>Costa
>Ivanovich
>Pedro
>etc
garbage
lolololololololololololololololololololololol
chelsea pure comedy this year
ITS HAPPENING
Mouyes JUST where
>>64246485
What the fuck man
JUST WAKE ME UP FROM CRAWLING IN MY WOUNDS WONT HEAL
>Relegated
>lester taking top 4 champions league spot
>mfw spurs finish outside of top 4 again
>Mouyes
>Championship next season
pick dos
>THE SPECIAL ONE
he's the Penaldo of managers 2bh
>that water boy trying to offer water to everyone
>leichester player too busy hugging each other
>christmast song in field
>star wars thing in sky sports
Fuck life.
>>64246485
based macedonia with the webums
Mourinho interview where
>>64246485
What the fuck man? :(
Did he die?
Why?
>15 points in 16 games
>>64246485
surprised how people actually cared and tried to stop it
Chelsea's season is legit fap material
>>64246485
>that guy just casually walking by.
>>64246485
>be kid in china
>guy is having a bad day and kills you to blow off steam
so when will mou actually get sacked?
>mouyes
>>64246960
2018
>>64246485
What the fuck did I just watch?
>>64246960
10 minutes ago
mourinho going full linking park
I TRIED SO HARD
>>64247276
AND GOT SO FAR
Mou to USMNT confirmed
>willian
>good
Best meme of the season?
>>64246601
kek
I can't wait to read some English newspapers tomorrow.
>>64247342
Pls no
>>64246506
EVA GOT HER REVENGE.
>>64246768
Shut up you fucking Paki. Manure spent £500m on their squad in 3 years and went out the CL. At least Chelshit is in it still.
Mates his resolve is completely broken
He's not even bullshitting anymore he's just admitting shit
>this post match interview
The players have completely turned on him.
>>64247436
'polonium'
Sure you know Mossadi deceptions, Chaim.
Vote on this poll
http://strawpoll.me/6269218
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>>64247436
No wonder I can't get a girlfriend
>>64247499
He's called out both CBs for the first goal and both midfielders
Called out Hazard for being weak
Called out Costa for being weak in the box
>states that *he* raised their level last season
>feels betrayed by refusal to follow instructions
>implies a fractured relationship with Hazard
>admits top 4 is gone
>There are people in this thread who want to see Mou sacked
niggas, let him stay and become a manager of a mid to low tier team.
mouyes is kill
mentally broken
>>64246555
They're burnt out with Mouyes. Not a single one of them looks like they want to be on the pitch. They are tired of Mourinho's shit.
So either replace the team or replace him. But something needs to be done because this is quickly going from date rape to homicide.
>>64247600
It's only a matter of time before he throws himself in front of a parked bus
>>64247587
Only people who want him to go would be chelsea fans. Just like only Man U fans wanted Moyes to go, the rest of us want to watch the party
kek, Lampard doesn't really know what to say
don't chelsea have like a million promising loanees around the world
why not call them back and give them a chance, if the regulars are shitting the bed
sosa, comment
>>64246496
can someone explain this to me?
>Leicester were 16/1 to win the league in your lifetime
>Chelsea were 250/1 to win the league in your lifetime
>>64247667
chat shit get banged is something Vardy posted in 2011 on his twitter, meaning "if you talk shit, you'll get beaten up"
>>64247663
You can't simply call people back if they are out on aloan.
Ranieri is so fucking humble in his post-match. Mou wrote him off a few years ago as some bumbling old fool. Fuck off Jose you cunt.
>>64247684
thank you senpai
>tfw Chelsea get relegated but win the champions league
What would even happen in that situation?
>>64247768
a championship team will be in the champions league
>>64247663
Screw it
--------------Courois
Azpi-----Kalas--Christiansen--Aké
--------RLC--------Chalobah
Willian-------Baker--------Cuadrado
---------------Bamford
>>64247787
>you now remember bamford exists
>Chelsea fans missing Torres times.
>>64247783
Top kek, does 4th still miss out or have they changed that rule?
>>64247807
They're not that desperate yet.
>>64247828
changed
>>64247828
I think they changed it. I think 4th will miss out if a team outside the top 4 wins the EL along with Chelsea winning the CL though. I doubt they'd let England have 6 teams in the CL.
>>64247857
>I doubt they'd let England have 6 teams in the CL.
They'd stop us then let Spain do it when they manage the feat
>>64246506
The curse of Eva strikes, pmsl.
>>64246506
yfw she was secretly doping the players and now that shes gone theyre fucking trash
>How will he explain this
Leicester are a great team. They're raping everyone in the PL.
What would he have to explain? No shame in losing to a superior side.
>>64248268
yeah, they even scored a goal against the mighty foxes
MOUYES GET BANGED
>Chelsea had just beaten Leeds in the final game of the 2003-04 season and Ranieri, after a grand farewell at Stamford Bridge, knew that his time was up. He went off to a buffet with Roman Abramovich and the two of them were making small talk over a cocktail when Chelsea’s owner asked: “So when do the players come back now?” Ranieri smiled and replied: “Whenever the new coach wants them.” There was an uncomfortable pause before both men broke into laughter. Two weeks later Chelsea confirmed the inevitable.
Seems like a top lad desu.
Moaninho post match interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2CrdaoGGXY
>>64248838
He needs some sleep.
>>64248838
was he crying or are his eyes J U S T red?
So I using a predictor to see how things might pan out
Trying to be as realistic as possible
>i-i-i can't accept
stick a fork in him, he's done
>>64248930
>Trying to be as realistic as possible
You know this season that's just impossible
>>64248961
after 30 games
>>64247441
There is no reason to be mad friend.
>inb4 yanks.... football.... yadda yadda tired shit
>>64249018
>realistic
your scenario predicts that Chelsea start playing at their last season level starting from now
>>64248930
>Villa getting 7 points in 9 games
>>64249018
would lelerpool fans be content with a 6th place?
>>64248838
JUST
here it is
>>64249156
I would. I'd like for them to finish top 4 but it's just not the same PL it was 10 years ago. My only complaint with finishing 6th is that they're still spending 30m on players they don't need. At least when they used to waste money on average players they weren't that expensive then.
>"You look at the table and we are there but you think you are in a relegation battle if you think you are there for three or four months. I don't think that."
but you have been in the relegation zone for that amount of time. You've won 4 times in 16, lost 9.
>>64249192
>implying Leicester won't win the league
delusional m8
>>64249192
You're implying Mememouth won't win 3 more games?
>>64249258
>"top teams" Lester have played are Chelsea and Arsenal
>Beat Chelsea 2-1, despite this being Chelsea's worst performance for 40 odd years
>Got hammered 5-2 by a shit Arsenal team
Mate if you can't beat the meme team that is Arsenal, with all of it's injuries and underperforming players, how do you expect to win the league?
But, who knows. Beat Liverpool, City and United at least once and they might do it. What's their best odds for EPL?
>>64249272
I did the table without looking at it and just putting the results in as I saw fit
I suppose that the relegation battle is too weak
>31 points to stay up
but when you're just popping results in you never think about that
Maybe tack some points off lower mid table sides and put them down there and you get a better picture
>>64249304
>forgetting their 1-1 draw with Man U
>>64249335
Yup, but they play each team twice.
>>64246434
hang this man
>>64247868
>tfw the truth rings loudly in this one
SPECIALIST IN FAILURE
THE MEME ONE
>muh betrayal
www.theguardian.com/football/2015/dec/15/jose-mourinho-chelsea-players-betrayed-leicester
I actually agree with and feel sorry for him. The players are obviously cunts and won't listen him any more. Obviously the best thing to do is give Mou time to rebuild the squad. Let Terry retire, get rid of all the under performing cunts. But it'll probably take 12 months, 3 transfer windows to complete and Abramovich will just find it easier to sack Mou instead.
>>64255644
You think Hazard faked his injury?
>>64255644
I wonder why they turned on him. They had success last year.
I gotta say that post-match interview was painful to watch. WHen they asked him "is top 4 gone now" and his face and voice when he says "yes, clearly" is something else
Can you find his slut daughter's cunt on the internet anywhere? When they get relegated I'm gonna cum to her pick exclusively
>it-it-its not his faults guise i sweah
fuck off mou apologists
>>64249192
>Chelsea lost 9 out of 16 matches
>Somehow from now on they'll only lose 5 out of 22
As a spurs fan I am loving Chelsea's demise. But they shouldn't sack Mourinho.
Mourinho has done all he can. It's the players that aren't doing all they can. The players are pathetic. Mourinho is right, he did everything, he worked for four days studying Leicester, but the players just didn't listen. Chelsea lost not from decisions by Mourinho but from their own failings.
Chelsea need to purge their mercenaries.
Hazard has also proven himself to be a stupid child too, btw. If it wasn't clear from the way he signed for Chelsea (I will sign for the champions league winners), it was from the way he was too scared to continue against Leicester and faking an injury to walk off and go home. An utter cunt.
>>64257618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLtMdA4SWvQ
>>64257555
>tfw I worked with a girl who looks just like her
>>64249192
>being as wrong as this
how do you even live day to day?
>>64257656
>tfw mou used to smile
>>64257336
I think it's Mou's egocentrical attitude, he openly criticizes his players in public and even when he think he's motivating them it seems like they don't like it (considering the same thing happned at Real Madrid). I'm also pretty sure the whole deal with Eva Carneiro played a role
>>64257618
>Mourinho is right, he did everything
Chelsea still can't create a chance to save their lives, even in their 6 good months all the chances came from individual brilliance and not from a game plan. And when they create a chance, either Costa is wide or he misses it.
This is not doing everything, this is picking 4 offensive players and telling them "just do your thing man".
Maybe Hazard is faking an injury, if he's doing so it is the logic consequence of the Swansea debacle, another thing Mourinho brought on his own.
Chelsea will win the league
...
...
The Championship next season
HAHAHAHAHA
>>64257770
It's the mourinho cycle, it usually takes 2-3 years for his players to burn out and want him out.
>I'm also pretty sure the whole deal with Eva Carneiro played a role
I think so too but did they start losing more games after that? Were they doing good before she was kicked out?
>>64257903
Horrible banter
>>64257931
>Were they doing good before she was kicked out?
Well technically they weren't good since January 2015, but at least they were grinding out victories. She was kicked out after the first game of the league so it's hard to tell how much of an impact her leaving (and the circumstances around it) had.
how did he lose the dressing room so quickly?
>>64258001
I don't think it was quick. Up until the Stoke game in the league cup the players were working hard, after losing that they gave up.
>>64257958
shit I didn't think it happened so early in the season. I'm starting to believe the rumours that she was banging quite a few of the players.
>>64258046
>I'm starting to believe the rumours that she was banging quite a few of the players.
I don't believe it because that would have given a very good excuse for Mourinho to remove her AND it would have happened before.
I think there is nothing more than Mourinho acting like a kid behind her sacking and players getting annoyed at losing someone good (and who they trusted) in that fashion.
>>64249192
>Spurs top 4
>in to the trash it goes
>>64258001
He loses the dressing every club he goes to, usually takes about 2 years, it's his confrontational style of managing he always ends up pissing off everyone he works with and has to leave
>>64258142
This. Only players with a disfunctional brain like Materazzi or Arbeloa are crazy with him.
>>64258142
>>64258154
That's not exactly true. He was loved at Porto, Chelsea (1st stint) and Inter when he was leaving. Madrid was the first time he experienced locker room problems and I think that changed him
>>64258069
I think this kind of meltdown and mutiny for a doctor is too much. Either she was much more for some key players or she has nothing to do with it.
>>64258189
He should have never left Inter
>>64258223
Depends. Atmosphere wise it was the perfect place for him, he was loved by the team, fans and had a great rapport with the owner (something that was lacking at Chelsea).
The problem was that the squad was old as dirt and thin as paper. They weren't going to win shit without a multi year rebuild and Mourinho knew that. They had one young player in Balotelli, one player in his prime age (Sneijder, 26) and the rest of the team were 30-37.
>"We conceded two goals that are unacceptable for me. I know one of my best qualities is to read the game for my players, to identify every detail about the opponent,"
>"I feel that my work was betrayed. It's difficult for us to score goals when you have players who are not in their best level. When you have some players, especially in crucial positions, it's difficult."
>>64246506
Just what kind of spell did Eva have on the squad, jesus.
>ONE(1) POINT AWAY FROM THE RELEGATION ZONE AFTER 16(SIXTEEN) MATCHDAYS
>>64249192
>ManU only having a couple draws the rest of the season
>Chelsea somehow turning back the clock and winning matches
>Villa beating anyone
Everything about that is wrong.
![evan-carneiro-3-752x501[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mf08qNX.jpg "evan-carneiro-3-752x501[1].jpg")
>>64258640
Only on the squad?
![e178efd63645ef3e8a33c08b81adff70[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SXKlnlp.jpg "e178efd63645ef3e8a33c08b81adff70[1].jpg")
Dubs confirm it is all because of Eva's pussy. Check'em.
I think everyone is overblowing the Carneiro thing. I know it's a small sample size, but they already looked like shit in the first game of the season when she was still there
>>64249304
that was an arsenal team at nearly full fitness and sanchez had just returned to form, arsenal are quite scary when they are all healthy desu
>>64258640
most of the squad are black and she was shagging all the blacks, so her getting sacked was a massive blow to their morale
>>64258846
>when they are all healthy desu
Which is pretty damn rare. Arsenal really need to chance medical staff.
>>64258880
*change
>>64258046
No she wasn't banging the players that is such a simplistic attitude to have. A person who is warm and likable personality can completely set the atmosphere of a club and if you insult and sack that person for no good reason its not hard to imagine the effect that would have. its about eva but its not about sex.
The EPL is getting more competitive as the quality gap between top and bottom shrinks. Nowhere for managers to hide.
>>64258262
Literally >in my mind Penaldo tier
probably a Portugal thing
>>64258046
The players probably (right;y) realised that it could easily be one of them used as an escape goat.
>win a piss poor4 league last season
>hurr durr muh special one is bestest evah
>do shit in a piss poor league this season
>the players have betrayed him
never change mou fans
>I want to stay, I hope Mr Abramovich and the board want me to stay
We are at step 3, bargaining.
>>64257618
It is his fault. He sets up too negatively with too many old lags, and he doesn't give others a chance.
I'm a Leicester fan and I was fucking terrified for twenty minutes of that game when he changed it and attacked, they looked like a different team and could have even won without bad finishing. But then bad finishing is what you get when players are fearful and paranoid. Which is also his fault.
He has to open up and let them play, but he has a severe problem now, because he's done all the talking he can and lost half the squad. He looked shot away last night, he's stopped listening even to himself.
>>64258640
It was a warning of things to come.
>If this fuckwit will throw the goddamn team doctor under the bus for doing her job so he can try to save face, there's a 100% chance he'll do the same to me.
Would YOU have any faith in him as a leader after watching that happen?
>>64259784
this
She was there for 12 years, when the boss treats somebody you like and respect like a cunt and throws them out for nothing, it's total poison in that intense closed off world.
>blaming ballboys
>>64258946
What's simplistic is thinking highest paid world class athletes are going to sabotage their option of winning titles because a warm doctor was sacked. These are incredibly competitive individuals. So either she was more than a doctor or all this has nothing to do with her.
>>64258960
But that's absolutely nothing new, Mourinho has been using scapegoats ever since he started managing (players, rivals, referees, federations, etc). It's never his fault and the players know this very well even before joining the club.
>>64258960
It's a doggy dog world, being involved in professional sports
>>64246434
he'll just blame the players, that's what he always does
>Feud with the club's personal bike
>Everyone starts playing like shit when she leaves
This is why you don't hire pretty females.
>>64259833
The difference is that he used to blame someone outside the team or the team in general, never the specific element.
>>64259870
Passing on someone good because she's a woman is stupid, all Mourinho had to do was not act like a child.
>>64259833
>What's simplistic is thinking highest paid world class athletes are going to sabotage their option of winning titles because a warm doctor was sacked
>It's simplistic to think that people will not like watching the doctor who has kept them healthy for 12 years being fired for stupid shit
Not everybody is a mercenary or a robot. They already had a close personal relationship with her; she was their goddamn doctor. You can't be an athlete and not have a close relationship with your team's doctor. And then Mr. New Guy comes in and fires that person because he needs an excuse for losing? Of course you're going to not like that.
>>64259896
>Mr. New Guy
Let's not exaggerate now.
Meanwhile:
It's afternoon
José still managing a top team in England.
>>64259908
It's what, his third year? Compared to her he is new.
>>64259908
Terry and Mikel are the only ones who were at Chelsea during Mourinho's first stint. 95% of the squad knew the doctor better than they know Mourinho
No way mafia boy is going to sack him. There's nobody available and he's fucking sick of paying through the nose for this shit.
The club is obviously split, and throwing out half of it is not going to help. Monginho has to put it back together.
>>64259934
>José still managing a top team in England.
Not for long.
>>64259934
>top team
>>64259954
>>64259957
How many players were bought between 2009 and 2013? Hazard, Oscar, Ramires, Aspie, Cahill, did I forget someone?
>>64259886
>never the specific element
mmm I don't think I agree with this. Mourinho will shoot against anybody and everybody.
>>64259896
Footballers are very used to see constant changes in their working environment, and would someone like Cesc or Costa, who joined last season, start playing like shit because the team doctor was fired? I really don't see it. Mourinho is not mr new guy or some unknown amateur, he's well known to all of them and all footballers.
>>64259983
Oh Ivanovic, he shouldn't count as Mourinho's old guard.
