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Upcoming MMA events:
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - UFC FN: Edgar vs Mendes
December 12 - UFC 194: Aldo vs McGregor
December 19 - UFC FN: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit (Lawler injured in training)
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillashaw vs Cruz (Cruz knee injured)
Fight Fan™ extras:
UFC 194 embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edks0dLAJ8 [Embed]
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFAMxmP8EFE [Embed]
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tliR2gTahjc [Embed]
194 extended preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-dKGd67g0Y [Embed]
194 extended embedded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfSAXxtw0V8 [Embed]
194 betting odds & analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRASQt7C4ts [Embed]
194 conference call: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZaqpLCLUs [Embed]
Edgar vs Mendes betting odds& analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs1GeDE_DRs [Embed]
PVZ vs Namajunas embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me8MGO4 [Embed]
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ywNTP8aKU [Embed]
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJwY_Mn9yk [Embed]
4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ4jIlzRUfE [Embed]
Shit op
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How embarrassing
Real links
UFC 194 embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edksOd9LAJ8 [Embed]
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFAMxmPDEFE [Embed]
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tliR8gHahjc [Embed]
194 extended preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-dKGd67g0Y [Embed]
194 extended embedded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfSAXxtw0V8 [Embed]
194 betting odds & analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRASQt7C4ts [Embed]
194 conference call: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZaqpLCLUs [Embed]
Edgar vs Mendes betting odds& analysis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs5HepE_DRs [Embed]
PVZ vs Namajunas embedded episodes:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me6jGO4 [Embed]
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yvvNTPBaKU [Embed]
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJwY_MnRyk [Embed]
4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY2jIlzRUfE [Embed]
First for da king of mewvment and numbas the great Mcgoober
>>64103908
>>64103910
>>64103912
guys cmon
1st for Schaub
2nd for mewvment
3rd for Elias theodorou
part of me wants Edgar to lose a close decision so we get to see him throw another tantrum
Everything in life is movement
>>64103922
Noombas*
>>64103940
>wanting Chad to get his 4th shot at the 145 belt
anyone else notice that PVZ has a new pic on the UFC website all of a sudden?
I guess she realized that the old one with the stupid grin was fuckin retarded after all
>>64103932
<--
>>64103950
oil take yah head cleen off
https://youtu.be/MQUDTdAaO5I
Who /SUPERSAGE/ here?
>>64103963
wew lad
>>64103956
If Conor wins then I'm totally down for a rematch between him and full camp Chad
>>64103956
Edgar will smoke Goob is why people want him to lose
>>64103972
full camp McGregor, too. he was training for Jose up until two weeks out
frankies hairline is fucked
SIXTY GEES
DAYNAH
jesus christ
>>64104004
How do you go from 134 to 160 in just a month?
>>64104004
I bet Travis thinks he's made a terrible mistake
>>64104004
Is she melting?
>>64104004
Voyeur footage of her shitting in the woods when?
>>64104004
Did Holly's kick give her down syndrome. How many post match chromosomes did she consume?
>Rockhold confirmed for crushing Tswift's puss
Even when he says something outrageous – “Maybe some people don’t like me because I can kick your ass and I can take your girl” – it usually is accompanied by a playful smile. Hey, life is too short not to have fun.
He even admits to becoming a big fan of Taylor Swift.
A mutual friend invited him backstage when Swift’s concert tour hit the Bay Area last summer. Most of the people there seemed to be longtime acquaintances of the pop and country singer.
>>64104017
when travis leaves her she might just kill herself
bet the house on yoel
>>64104017
It's a no lose for him tb h. He gets to leach off of Ronda while she imagines he's Schaub and Travis is probably still banging his hot blonde ex that he beat up.
>>64104004
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BOUT MY REPUTATIOOON
>>64104004
Should Ronda start training movement with Ido Portal? Seems like it would do her a lot of good.
Just doing patterns, freeing your body and the mind simultaneously.
>>64104017
someone shoop this to make it look like Travis is running away from Ronda
>>64104049
jacare is gonna heem him though
did you see the video of him hitting the pads
>>64104049
Juh-car by submission
>>64104053
She'd slip off of the railing Ido tells her to walk on and heem herself
>>64104049
His chin is shit and Jacare probably hits the hardest in the division
>>64104072
"No railing has the right to beat me"
>>64104080
his chin is shit?
are you retarded?
Josay says he isn't retiring after 194
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/9/9878372/jose-aldo-rules-out-retirement-after-ufc-194
Also kek Thomas is doing a live chat today
Post your /Heem/ file names lads..
so uhh
is anyone gonna bet on Cowboy?
>>64104004
She definitely has some Asian ancestry.
>>64104049
The winner will be whomever roided the best. It's silly to declare a winner when we don't know their cycles.
Can you believe it's been almost a month since Ronda got knocked out? Feels like last night to me.
>>64104121
>>64104121
>>64104152
Watch the official Ronda hype video without dissolving into a giddy giggle fit and then into laughter when Rogan's once in a lifetime speech comes up.
(it's cat zingano)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY7r-DwtjD8
>>64104167
>>64104004
Pig disgusting.
>>64104173
that file name
savage
>>64104176
another clever one, i like it
'As far as I'm concerned he's selling window washer on a podcast'
What did he mean by this?
>>64104187
Dunno. Just listened to the Chael podcast and he says neither Conor nor Aldo wants to win the fight. They're both trying to throw it according to him.
>>64104146
She does look alot like Genghis Khan here.
>>64103963
Should I stick a cheeky fiver on a Rose first round sub at 10/1 lads
>>64104173
>going there
Oh, snap.
>>64104194
http://www.foxsportsradio.com/onair/jay-mohr-sports-53749/conor-mcgregor-says-he-will-crumble-14186691
>>64104173
>Cat Bunda
Tthe best bunda
>>64104194
That's not what he said.
>>64104201
won't be first round
go 2nd
>>64104173
I want to berry my face in Cat's bunda
wow
no wonder she always wears a shirt
>>64104173
Who /catbunda/ here?
>>64104187
How do people wear loafers with no socks and not get sweaty feet?
>>64104225
JUST
>>64104230
I've always wondered how people wear anything and not get sweaty feet bro
if you get home and the very first priority on your mind isn't taking your socks off, I just don't get you bro
>that Lithuanian saying Rockhold and Yoel will lose
GET OUT
Yoel has a good chin, don't mistake it. How many heavy swings Kennedy did on it and Yoel still stood there? Or you suck Rogan balls and believe he was "out on his feet"?
I really want to see opinion on Frankie vs Mendes tho
>>64104225
McMann?
Reminder that Sage is an engineering student in college and also a professional MMA fighter at 19.
>>64104230
http://www.brooksbrothers.com/Loafer-Socks-Three-Pack/MB00348_____BLCK_ONE__SIZE,default,pd.html?cmp=ppc_us_GG_pla_AllProducts&gclid=Cj0KEQiAv5-zBRCAzfWGu-2jo70BEiQAj_F8oFC4gStCebAgd9VXg9xx03DdoJax10rMCisVgIUDeNAaAiDc8P8HAQ
>>64104249
That sucks dude. I can't hold hands with girls because my hands sweat too easily, my feet only sweat if I wear shoes without socks though.
>>64104049
This is probably the most underrated fight of the year.
>>64104258
>tfw you didn't have Sage's supplement stack growing up and wasted your youth
Why couldn't my dad have been a steroid/coke dealer?
>>64104225
W
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>>64104121
[image: woman hitting guy in the balls repeatedly]
cheick kongo opens a gym.gif
>>64104250
Not him but I think this is a clear win for Mendes, he is too good to get wrestled and he might get some takedowns himself, without the fear of the takedown Frankie cant do what he wants with level changes and all. And while he is good at recovering he has been hit by weaker strikers and been wobbled badly, this combined with the small cage i dont think he can walk around the more powerfull mendes for 5 rounds
>caring about the co-main this Saturday
>when Jacare will submit the winner
>tfw your ban has finally ended
>>64104314
>not working on a new one
cum on step it up
a 3 day one would coincide with 194
>>64104314
b& 4 wh@?
>>64104337
For posting a picture with irish chicks posing with bare asses in front of a brick wall. I asked how to ged rid of the irish curse,,,
>>64104121
>>64104291
It was a question for heem.
I feel like you are right, but Frankie may outbox him. Though Mendes is really powerful and might wobble Frankie and then finish him from there as Frankie won't be able to defensively wrestle with him.
>>64104314
anyone else /theoutlaw/ here?
>>64104173
>yfw you imagine how badly Cat probably wants the d
>tfw you wont be the one to give it to her
>>64104343
Here. He is the best
>>64104251
Yes.
>>64104251
chah dude
Hopefully Gunnar's fight is a long drawn-out war so Conor has that adrenaline fatigue that happened to Anthony Pettis after seeing his brother get his ass kicked
>>64104359
*literally get his ass kicked
>>64104343
I like this brit tbqh
>>64104121
>>64104359
difference between pettis and conor is that conor's mind is bulletproof.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFGiVqZ4Sy4
Elias says Weidman's wrestling is unstoppable, that Weidman rode him like a pony every day in the gym, that training with him was very humbling, and that he will beat Luke on Saturday.
honestly it feels weird to even be saying that 194 is this weekend
>>64104375
>>64104194
Chael says a lot of things
>>64104386
>gets butthurt over phone app punch meter
>mentally strong
>>64104359
Anthony Pettis losing had nothing to do with his brother. In fact Sergio had won the first round easily, before he got potatoe'd.
"He's got a very strong corner there in Tom Erikson and he's also got Bryan, his webpage master in the corner there as well. That's a great gesture."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBYmZsUjSFE
>>64104380
http://youtu.be/2Z6-WTcwv_0
>>64104121
Fighters we've seen lose their undefeated streaks:
>DC
>Ronda
>Weidman = ???
>>64104121
>>64104488
Jones
>>64104488
Myles Jury
>>64104489
>deontay_wilder_windmilling_for_heavyweight title.webm
whos the most exciting female fighter to watch?
>>64104494
What movie is this?
>>64104225
What kind of tat you want family?
>>64104343
Me!
>>64104509
>whos the only exciting female fighter to watch?*
JJ
>>64104509
Rose and Cat
>>64104517
his wife is fucking tall
>>64104488
wtf kind of post is this? Literally every fighter on the planet who has been beaten...
>>64104413
>not wanting to compete
>mentally strong
Who is going to start memement training here in the new year because of conor's mevwment?
>>64104509
Honestly? Probably Ronda, she literally never had a bad fight.
how many bongs til press conference?
>>64104510
The Core
>>64104544
mewvment, mewvment and memes
>>64104546
Cat Zingano fight was a huge lunchbox letdown
McMann fight was stopped way too early, one of the worst stoppages ever
>>64104544
I'm going to get my memement training in every morning from here on out, lad.
>>64104535
Well she is a model.
>>64104544
Looks like lots of fun tbqh
>>64104543
How come american boxers make more than UFC fighters even though UFC is more popular in the USA?
>>64104565
>le boxers make more money meme
We went through this already
>>64104565
because dana white makes all the money
>>64104565
Because boxers get paid 60% of show earnings and UFC fighters get 15%. You still get paid garbage either way unless you're a superstar.
>>64104572
how is that a meme, at all
>>64104557
What's this excercise called again?
ALL YOU SUCKAHZ BOW
https://youtu.be/Vs8Ls6Dx1F0
>>64104574
Then wheres the fucking Fighters Union and CBA Agreements?
>>64104582
I think there is something in moving like a retard to relax you. First time I tried yoga I felt like an utter cunt doing it then after felt amazing and relaxed
>>64104582
the titty twister and tug
some goof at UFC potentially spoiled TUF
http://www.ufc.com/news/The-Downes-Side-TUF-22-Finale-Predictions
they have Hall vs Lobov TUF finale, which may mean that Rodgers is out injured and Hall steps in to beat Marcin and Artem beats Juicy J.
>>64104544
is this Conors leg kick defence?
>>64104603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBXSQ33LL7Q
>>64104612
Who was hall again?
What do you think is going to be going through Conor's head when he experiences Jose's leg kicks for the first time?
>>64104603
Man, what a crazy, crazy moment. That was pretty much the 2010 equivalent of Cody Pfister knocking Sage out cold.
>>64104582
>not warming up your posterior chain so that you can unleash all of your power in one kinetic explosive blast
It's like you don't even Bruce Lee.
>>64104623
>What do you think is going to be going through Conor's head when he experiences Jose's leg kicks for the first time?
"ouch"
>>64104612
some goof is lying on the internet
>>64104623
Can't hit someone who's constantly moving.
>>64104623
dey don't kick loik he kicks
>>64104612
>Saul not winning
I don't believe this. Saul is the greatest.
>>64104612
Saul's already beaten Artem.
"Nice, clean, sparkling toes right in your face"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvizmEVZyyQ
Weigh in, in 8 hours
Who will take the first step back?
>>64104691
can't throw head kick when moving backwards
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/SM782ut.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>64104585
>yfw conor is muhammed Ali and Bruce lee fused
Is Dana actually such a cunt?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/8/9871420/jose-aldo-s-wife-dana-white-pressured-aldo-to-fight-injured-at-ufc-189
>>64104698
>only thinking in terms of forward and backward
do you even movement coach you fucking pleb
>>64104716
What, both cocky and a better actor than fighter? Fuck mate I think you're right
>>64104697
5 hours til pre-fight press conference
Who wins, /heem/?
>>64104733
Think they'll fuck afterwards?
>>64104742
is this a joke
>>64104004
>Melbourne surgeons
>>64104721
Of course you goof. If he gave a shit about the fighters he would pay them more than 16% of company earnings.
>>64104750
They did all they could, but she was just too ugly to begin with.
>>64104742
UberBones oneshots everyone in the UFC not named JDS/Werdum/Cain/Stipe.
>>64104751
>If he gave a shit about the fighters he would pay them more than 16% of company earnings.
the amount they pay their fighters is nowhere near 16% of their total earnings
>>64104745
Winner keeps his anal virginity
>>64104749
you say that as if people on this board didn't think McGregor would have a genuine chance against Robbie Lawler
>>64104742
Don't think current Weidman has much for the top 4 lhw
>>64104004
She should retire now. No one has ever been exposed to that degree.
>>64104783
>That bunda
Fuck
>>64104783
Brehs...
>>64104762
We'll see... we'll see... personally, I believe that some men need the dynamic of party hard and work hard. Now that he no longer parties hard, we might see a very different fighter...
>>64104782
I think he's got a good chance against all of them, and beats Rumble and Gus pretty handily
>>64104783
Hilary Duff? Fucking hell.
I was just watching Lizzie McGuire feeling sad the other day.
>>64104742
I honestly think Jones has potential to beat anyone in the UFC
>>64104799
What kind of fighter would be the ideal "Jones Killer"?
>>64104742
I don't think this fight is happening unless Weidman bulks up a lot.
This is probably the best Conor Mcgregor fight so far.
Conor vs Buchinger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obgm6JNtyVo
>>64104822
>making Arlovski look DYEL
kek, RIP DC
>>64104796
>and beats Rumble and Gus pretty handily
lmao are you serious
>>64104742
>Jones moves upto heavyweight
>Kucks Cain
>Moves down to middleweight
>Kucks Rockhold
>Entire AKA team kucked in 3 separate divisions
Please do this Jones.
>>64104796
>Worse DC beats Better Machida
I think anthony is a 50/50 for him, he covered up badly against Vitor, don't think he will be ready
>>64104775
Jones would crush Weidman lol
>>64104822
>uberjon
>uberjones
>uberbones
which one
>>64104861
Jon "Rick James" Jones
>>64104840
Okay maybe not Gus but Weidman would fucking annihilate Rumble, I think he'd decision Gus too.
>>64104850
Yeah but it goes to the ground and that fight's over already
>>64103912
Does the UFC think showcasing Sage in all his goofy family glory is really the right way to go? Lets face it, the kind of people that enjoy fighting - and might even enjoy watching Sage fight, otherwise - probably don't come from the same lifestyle that he is living, and probably resent him for it or want to see him lose because of it.
It might look good for the mainstream, but those people really aren't watching this stuff, as much as Dana and the Fertittas might want them too.
If Aldo vs McGregor actually happens I'll suck a cock
>>64104832
he moves so well
>>64104888
So it's definitely happening?
>>64104888
>haha jokes on them anons i was gonna suck cocks anyways
>>64104888
you would anyways
>>64104881
>Okay maybe not Gus but Weidman would fucking annihilate Rumble, I think he'd decision Gus too.
I think you are seriously underestimating both dude lol.
Ask yourself how Weidman could beat Gus, period.
>>64104888
trips command it
Do you guys think I've posted the OP pic enough to cause it to manifest into existence in our universe yet?
>>64104886
They're building him as an all american star. It's the best way to go about it, yes. There's enough tragic past fighters already.
>>64104912
It worked with the beat up Ronda one didn't it?
>>64104902
Clinchwork, wrestling and cutting off the cage. These are Gus' weaknesses and I think they'd play into Weidman's style quite well, especially considering that Weidman has the boxing to at least deal with Gus until he gets the fight to where he wants to go.
>>64104881
I agree that he has a good chance against Rumble, not Gus, im trying to be unbiased here but listen, he does not have the power to knock him out, nor the striking to pressure him and Gus has some really good takedown defense, I just think it's a shit matchup for Weidman and I don't think he has the reach/height advantage he needs to connect the way he did to machida and silva and I don't see a knockout comming from him either he just doesn't have much.
>>64104927
>Gus has some really good takedown defense
Top lel pham. DC would have beat him easily if he just kept wrestling him to the ground but he had a point to prove.
>>64104927
Yeah but all the things you just said could have applied to the DC fight and DC schooled him pretty bad.
>>64104762
>Stipe
Have you had enough water today?
>>64104832
>>64104889
I actually prefer an even earlier fight.
Conor McGregor Vs Hugh Brady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM4CKfG4zZI
It's kind of funny because the UFC fights are actually more one sided.
>>64104948
>tfw Manuwa has no chin
>>64104948
Biscuits
>>64104946
Stipe is really good
>>64104923
ok mate how is the guy who took dc down twice, was the first person to take Jones down, stuffed 4/5 of DCs and 10/11 of Jones
>>64104950
>>64104832
Just look at the way he moves. He was literally born to be a fighter.
>>64104956
>Couldn't finish a Mark Hunt who had already given up
>>64104948
Drinking 2 gallons of water a day gave me acid reflux.
>>64104961
He lost those fights and didn't do anything with those takedowns. I'm seriously not trying to shit on Gus here, I'm not going to post pics of him losing to niggers and call you a kek, I'm just saying I think Weidman would probably decision him.
>>64104956
>knocked out by fucking struve
I wish more fighters had the time and money to powerlift and go into beast mode, even if that meant a weightclass shift and less cardio
>>64104922
lol yeah it did
I didn't post it nearly as many times, too
>>64104923
>cutting off the cage meme
Buddy, Weidman isn't getting near Gus without being punched harder than he's ever been hit before. Wrestling? Really?
Gus is huge and he's actually strong as fuck. Have you ever seen him get wrestlefucked by anybody? Come on bud lol
>especially considering that Weidman has the boxing to at least deal with Gus
Because Gus' range and footwork suddenly don't exist
>>64104964
>>64104976
He's still really good.
>>64104963
I guess. I definitely think he's talented.
>>64104942
dc is a better wrestler than weidman and a muc more powerfull striker with better clinch, hence the name better weidman, also
>pic related
>>64104936
1/5 takedowns
New SportsCentre feature on ConHOF McGreGOAT
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=14321715
(but not for true blue funposting Australians)
Could a brave North American have a watch and report if it's any good?
>>64104976
>went through a standup war with JDS and arguably won
>>64105000
use hola unblocker
>>64104985
Agreed, I would not look into his Struve match too much, it's heavyweight
Can somebody else weigh in on this Weidman vs Gus thing because these two are acting like it's a foregone conclusion and I think Weidman has everything he needs to probably decision Gus
>>64105037
address my points you fucking retard
>>64105037
Pretty cool
>>64105037
Anyone thinking that Weedman could beat the top LHW's is an imbecile tbqphwyf.
>/HEEM/
tss why don't you just call it /MEME/ or somethin?
>>64104995
I've watched Gus/DC 3 times and Gus wins the middle 3 rounds every time.
You boys heard that Holm won't wait, and she wants that Tate? Think Tate could do it?
>>64105047
What points?
>oh lol Gus is just better than everything and really big and no wrestling heavy shorter man has ever gotten around that
You're horifically underrating Weidman and acting like he's tiny compared to Gus
Conor has spies in Aldos camp but don't tell Aldo
>>64105063
Miesha's probably too small.
Also too qt
>>64105059
Because /hoc/ is the memeiest
>>64105060
In my opinion as well, I think people are to swayed by the running and the way the fight looked instead of what actualy happened but I completely understand, Btw I agree that Gus lost to Jones because I value strikes and similar things over bullshit like control, aggressiveness and apeared damage.
>>64105079
Conor is fucking Claudia tbf
>>64105055
This is implying the LHW division is that stacked. He'd be top 5 in that division if not top 3.
>>64105060
I thought that at first too, but I can't dispute the decision because Gus closely won rounds and Cormier beat the shit out of him for two of them.
10 point must system seriously sucks
>>64105063
>>64105063
Tate is an easy fight. Especially if she was holding back before.
>>64105106
lhw is shit outside the top 4, but thats a stronger top 4 than most divisions
