>http://mweb.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25406545/mike-zimmers-sad-trip-to-mcdonalds-makes-his-bad-week-even-worse
>"I went to McDonald's on the way home, because I was hungry," Zimmer said, per ESPN. "I ordered two cheeseburgers, and I only got one. That's the kind of week it's been."
GB:Mike McCarthy: Eddie Lacy looks 'rejuvenated'
>CHI: Martellus Bennett sent to injured reserve
WAS: Gruden: Morris' benching game-flow related
PHI: Ryan Mathews expects to return for Week 14
CLE: Mike Pettine loses standoff, Manziel to start
SEA: Carroll hints Lynch's timetable may be longer
>CHI: Fox says White will play 'if he's cleared'
PHI: Ryan Mathews back at practice Tuesday
DEN: C.J. Anderson's ankle 'very sore' Monday
PHI: DeMarco 'addressed frustrations' about role
WAS: Alfred Morris benched final 3 quarters on MNF
DAL: Witten catches 1,000th pass of career on MNF
2015
Superbowl winner: 11-5 Green bay Packers over the 11-5 Kansas City Chiefs
SB score: 26-16
SB MVP: 11-5 Aaron Rodgers
SB Aaron Rodgers: 333 yards, 70%, 2 TDs, no ints and 1 rushing TD
Aaron Rodgers: 4100 yards, 63%, 37 TDs and 8 ints
League MVP: 12-4 Tom Brady and 14-2 Cam Newton
Tom Brady: 5100 yards, 64%, 42 TDs and 10 ints
Cam Newton: 4000 yards, 59%, 32 TDs, 13 ints, 700 rushing, 9 rushing TDs
2016
Superbowl winner: 13-3 Kansas City Chiefs over the 11-5 Arizona Cardinals
SB score: 32-23
SB MVP: 13-3 Alex Smith
SB Alex Smith: 380 yards, 80%, 3 TDs and no ints
Alex Smith: 4300 yards, 64%, 31 TDs and 9 ints
League MVP: 12-4 Andrew Luck
Andrew Luck: 4900 yards, 66%, 44 TDs and 13 ints
2017
Superbowl winner: 12-4 Jacksonville Jaguars over the 13-3 Minnesota Vikings
SB score: 41-38
SB MVP: 13-3 Adrian Peterson
SB Adrian Peterson: 260 yards, 12 AVG and 3 TDs
Adrian Peterson: 1200 yards, 4.4 AVG, 12 TDs
League MVP: 10-6 Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers: 4700 yards, 67%, 47 TDs and 10 ints
2018
Superbowl winner: 11-6 Boston Patriots over the 10-7 New York Giants
SB score: 37-29
SB MVP: 11-6 Jimmy Garoppolo
SB Jimmy Garoppolo: 420 yards, 72%, 3 TDs and 1 int
Jimmy Garoppolo: 4700 yards, 63%, 30 TDs and 12 ints
League MVP: 15-2 Andrew Luck
Andrew Luck: 5600 yards, 65%, 58 TDs and 17 ints
2019
Superbowl winner: 16-1 Green bay Packers over 13-4 Indianapolis Colts
SB score: 37-23
SB MVP: 16-1 Jeff Janis
SB Jeff Janis: 9/12, 248 yards, 2 TDs and a kick returned for a TD
Jeff Janis: 900 yards, 14AVG, 7 TDs
League MVP: 9-8 JJ Watt (QB)
JJ Watt: 3900 yards, 58%, 24 TDs, 20 ints, 1100 rushing and 20 rushing TDs
2020
Superbowl winner: 10-7 Indianapolis Colts over the 17-0 LA Raiders
SB score: 52-6
SB MVP: 10-7 Andrew Luck
SB Andrew Luck: 560 yards, 80% 6 TDs and no ints
Andrew Luck: 4500 yards, 61%, 34 TDs and 18 ints
League MVP: 7-10 Ben Barkley (RB) of the Toronto Wild Flowers
Ben Barkley: 2400 yards, 6.3 AVG, 28 TDs
Sneak's Official Post Week 13 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Panthers
2. Cardinals (+1)
3. Broncos (+1)
4. Bengals (+1)
5. Patriots (-3)
6. Seahawks
7. Chiefs (+2)
8. Steelers (+2)
9. Vikings (-2)
10. Bills (+1)
11. Jets (+2)
12. Packers (+4)
13. Colts (-5)
14. Texans (-2)
15. Giants
16. Bucs (+6)
17. Redskins (-3)
18. Falcons (-1)
19. Raiders (-1)
20. Dolphins (+3)
21. Lions (-2)
22. Eagles (+5)
23. Bears (-3)
24. Rams (-3)
25. 49ers (+5)
26. Saints (+2)
27. Cowboys (+2)
28. Chargers (-4)
29. Titans (+2)
30. Jaguars (-5)
31. Ravens (-5)
32. Browns
Dolphins
cam is so cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udHmx3H6bi8
>>64101882
You da real trip MVP Landry
>>64101868
>>64101882
naners
>>64101864
Why does the league start playing 17 games in 2018 though anon?
>>64101916
Kill yourself
Bengals are da bomb
>>64101858
>"I ordered two cheeseburgers, and I only got one. That's the kind of week it's been."
>>64101930
I cant remember the exact reason but its pretty much understood that it was for more joo monies
they also only have 2 preseason games now and added a extra bye so most people are okay with it
>>64101916
use a pliers to rip her teeth out
but only if she consents :)
>>64101936
>mfw Bengals are the #1 seed in the AFC
God damn I hate having insomnia.
Bengals are da bomb
>>64101967
I feel ya. I just got home from the library
>>64101967
>>64101847
It was a few years back. It's actually rare that I go to clubs now, only for like a friend's birthday. Only bars I go to will be this one real cozy bar that has patrician taste in beer (they cycle out what they sell every few months)
>>64101868
My nigga
>>64101865
This is one of your better rankings
>>64101974
>naners-bengals game flexed OUT of primetime
p-pls don't rape >us too hard
>>64101981
thanks bruh
I'm slowly getting the hang of this I think. Was overreacting for a lot of the earlier rankings cause 80% of the league would win one week then lose the next.
>>64101982
>tfw they flexed the game out of primetime and into my work schedule
I'm off at 7 dammit
Also there's no brakes on the rape train
>>64101967
weed is a natural sleeping pill
>>64101994
I'm not a teenager so I don't smoke anything
>>64101989
>>64101987
What if Dalton was preparing for prime time the whole time, and plays with that mindset in the game?
>>64102000
maybe you should
>>64102000
Or alcohol. Or Melatonin
>>64101963
Too bad if the Bengals and Pats both win out, the Pats are the number one seed (apparently)
>>64102000
weed is shit but its still slightly less faggy then dip imo
>>64102005
nah, it's in two weeks. Also, Dalton performed well in 2/3 primetime games this year
>>64102014
Oh ok, nevermind then.
Speaking of, the Bengals/Bronkucks game isn't on primetime huh?
>>64102022
iirc it's a Monday night game
>>64102009
I do drink like a fish but I'm not doing it tonight. Also pretty sure I've built up a tolerance to melatonin so I have to take like 5 pills and then I'll be asleep until Friday.
>>64102013
shut your mouth
WHOAJUSTTHEREFUCKMOTHERFUCKERMYSHITUP
>>64101864
>green bay winning another super bowl ever
*pukes*
>>64102009
>Pats win out
I don't trust this team enough to not lose to the Jets. They struggled against them with Edelman, Gronk, and Lewis healthy. How the fuck are they suppose to pull it off with all three of them injured?
Reminder that Richard "Dick" Rodgers just had a breakout game and for the last stretch of the season and the postseason Arod to Dick will be the most productive quarterback/tightend duo in the league
Rodgers <3 Dick
>>64102084
slut
>>64102120
Bb pls go
>>64102120
>barely beating the Lions
>breakout game
go cardinals
people not know still the good we can be
>>64102138
Richard Rodgers had his most targets and yards even before the hail marry
maybe he will go back to being a relative nobody but if otherwise this was the definition of a breakout game for him
>>64102130
no you
>>64102139
You're making Arizona look bad with your spic English
Gabbert is elite
>>64102120
Carolina fans should know that a former running back named Mercury Morris is being a bit of a bitch about their run at an Undefeated Season.
The context being Morris was a part of the lone undefeated team in NFL History, hence the bitchiness.
Some smug cunts simply need to be hit where it hurts most.
I hope we can at least go 1-1 over the next two weeks
>>64101865
Panthers should be below the patriots until they actually beat a good team
>>64102639
Nice prison gear.
>>64102628
lmao the 72 dolphins were even bigger schedulebabbys than carolina
>>64102286
i forgot to save that playoff picture screenshot from last night
>tiebreaker magic forces an 8-8 naners team into the 6 seed
>blaine gabbert memes all over the puckers and panthers like it's dank vintage 2013
>meanwhile 5-seed seattle keks cousins again and carson palmer re-tears his ACL in the waning minutes of a divisional blowout leading to 58-0 part 2
>SF@SEA NFCCG again
how badly does the blaine traine get derailed
>>64102014
They lost 2 and the only win was on meme night.
>>64102671
Ya like the Eagles.
You're in the club and this elite quarterback slaps your ass and shouts "GREEN 18"
what do you do?
>>64103029
kick him in the nuts
>>64103029
Shout "NEW YORK BOZO," unsheathe my katana, use omnislash, and say "Nothin' personnel, MVP."
>>64103029
suck his dick
Is Suh Elite?
>>64103234
not anymore
WHO DAT SAID DEY GONE BEAT DA RAVENS?
>>64103029
Fumble his snap
>>64103475
pretty much anyone desu
>>64103477
Topkek
>>64103499
>>64103477
Samedubs
>>64103234
Shitty d coordinator and teammates are slowing him down. He's the indestructible guy you build your defense around who has the talent and ability to act as a distraction so the rest of the defense can do their jobs better. At least that's how it should work, but leave it to the lelphins to fuck up a defense with suh, wake, and other good players.
>>64103234
do you think Suh has self esteem issues?
he doesn't even seem like a generally angry individual, its seems that in the heat of the moment he gets caught up and attacks.
Attacks what?
maybe his own self worth issues?
does anyone know if he had a good relationship with his father?
>>64103477
AH FUCK
>>64103538
Watch his e:60, him and his dad are chill as fuck bro
>>64103538
He just knows his role is to be the big scary black bad guy, and I think he loves and embraces every minute of it
>friend has been with this girl for close to a year
>really close
>his girl ends up talking to my other friend
>tfw friend is about to be cvcked and can't say anything
>>64103644
ask if you can join in
also why cant you say anything?
you're your own boss faggot do what you want
>>64103644
Expose them both, faggot, lest you have no honor as a man
>>64103644
Why can't you day anything? Are you a little bitch? Your other friend and the girl are shitty friends if they would do that to your friend
>>64103667
>>64103683
Ive known both of them for years and either way this goes down I'll lose one of them
If I tell my friend my other friend is going to get the shit beat out of him and if I don't he'll probably beat the shit out of me for knowing about it
Are the Chiefs the best team in the NFL?
>>64103717
then go on an impromptu vacation until this blows over
maybe just try to play ignorant and not get further involved.
>>64103732
Lolno, not even the best record
>>64103717
Then fuck the shit head for cheating with the other friends girl.
It was one year ago.
One year ago, an old woman ran a stop sign and t-boned a young ma's car. A young man in the prime of his life.
He could have died.
Instead, he survived. That was the day where Cameron Cecil Newton truly learned that he was indeed a descendant from Krypton.
He was Superman.
>be Saints fan
>become super butthurt that your team couldn't end the Panthers streak while Philthydelphia beat New England after jobbing to two shitfuck teams
>>64103644
The girl is a human being with emotions and motives too
She probably doesn't want friend #1
But that doesn't make friend #2 any less shitty
The girl is probably a slut anyways and friend #1 should move on
>>64104009
>The girl is a human being with emotions and motives too
>implying women are not basically hormone and social driven automations more closely resembling higher apes rather then the superior gender
So, who takes Bosa?
>>64104094
>everything is "meme"
>>64104094
The Ravens need him
>>64104083
I just said emotions and motives
I didn't say anything about a higher thought process although I did say human which might be misleading
But yea she has emotions that just run wild and cause her to do dumb things like hurt friend #1s feelings of even though she has probably had him whipped and he did nothing but treat her well
But girls already have a pussy they don't need another so that's why dicks get the chicks
>>64103029
Encroachment leading to him getting a free play and fucking my bitch in the booty.
>>64101865
>tfw have risen from the bottom twenty to the top 10
>>64103644
isnt this basically happening to Russell Wilson only now he's actually marrying the girl who has another guys baby???
>>64103644
Breh you're a shitty friend.
Just talk to friend #2 and be like "dawg, that ain't cool, quit messing with that hoe" then tell #1 his girl been stepping out
>>64104178
chefs?
bills?
>>64104246
chiefs
this is the year bros
>>64104295
>29
chip kelly has merely been pretending to be a bad head coach
>LeSean McCoy thinks Chip Kelly is racist
L-lets go get that playoff win, boys.
>>64104397
You first have to secure a spot
>>64104331
cuts all the top black players from his team for scrubs
doesnt play a multimillion dollar guy at RB due to make over 10 million dollars for multiple seasons
Not racist
Yet you'd probably call Donald Trump racist for saying his views on muslims :)
>>64104408
It's Lesean being a whiny bitch because he hates Buffalo.
>>64104331
>cut black running back
>replace him with two black running backs
>cut and don't resign 2 black receivers
>replace with 2 black draft picks
>cut white linemen
>trade white qb for american indian qb
>racist
>>64104599
still feeling yourself because you wont make the playoffs yet beat the patriots hey champ :)
he'll be fired in 4 years tops
>>64104599
>>64104618
>bobby hoying jersey on wall
come on edp bro at least go with an irving fryar or troy vincent or charlie garner if you wanna go that era
>>64104618
Is he starting to go bald?
>>64104408
>>64104551
>Trade a black player that was all about himself the plays the position with the least longevity for a Latin player in his third year with lots of upside.
>replaces said black player with 2 more black players
>trades under performing white QB for amore talented Native American QB with an injury history
>trades back up black player who whines about not getting playing time to team that could actually use him but he didn't earn more playing time
>sign 2 major CBs pieces, both black
>get outbid on black WR who got signed by his old coach in his home state for waaay more than he's worth
>cut an old, slowing down DE/EDGE who has done nothing this season
>cut a old, injured guard who has done nothing this season
>cut pro bowl guard after he whined all offseason and tried playing chicken with the coach, then lost.
>cut or don't resign the 3 shittiest DBs in the league
Plus, McCoy's words were "all the good black players...for some reason".
Is he saying Jason Peters isn't good? Malcolm Jenkins isn't good? Bradon Graham isn't good?
Is he saying Cary Williams and Bradley Fletcher were good?
No, he's just being a salty bitch because he'd rather be an Eagle than a Bill.
>>64104599
>keeps Riley Cooper
all whites vs all blacks?
injured players like Jordy nelson are resurrected
Morning
Vikings fan, here because the IR system is confusing to me. is it season ending?
Lindval Joseph has been out 3 weeks, but can return at any point, but Antone Exum just got put in IR. What does that mean for him? Why do some players get put in IR and not others?
>>64104695
Whites have literally no cornerbacks, so that's a problem. Running backs would have to be Danny woodhead and Toby Gerhart
>>64104663
oh no somebody said nigger call the police
he should never be able to work again and his house should be demolished and he should be sent to a work camp in siberia
>>64104715
>Whites have literally no cornerbacks
>who is Julian one Edelman army
>tfw no more qt3.14 black unicorn
Where does bennet sign this offseason?
>>64104715
both teams are given a year to learn new positions if necessary
whites get beli
blacks get tomlin
>>64104714
IR gets the player off the roster I think. So if you know they won't play again this season, put them on IR and you can move someone up from the practice squad to give you 53 again.
If a player is just injured, but will return in a couple of weeks, they still have a roster spot and you can't bring an extra player into the squad.
If someone gets injured early in the season, and will be out for a long time but not the whole season. They can be put on IR/designated to return. This means they free up a roster spot, but have to be held out of the squad for the set number of weeks, even if they recover early. Romo was on that this year. I don't know if there's a point in the season where you can't IR/designate to return anymore, but there probably is.
>>64104661
You guys almost had McCourty too.
>>64104739
Ravens
>>64104661
>Be Eagles fan
>hear complaints about Kelly
>"He shouldn't have gotten rid of Foles, McCoy, and Maclin!"
>implying Maclin didn't take more money to chill with the Kool-Aid Man.
Say what you want about the Foles and McCoy trades, but I'm glad some Eagles fan other than me realizes that Maclin's depature wasn't exactly Chip's fault.
>>64104756
thanks mate. Have a pic from the blowout I got to see first hand.
>>64104663
And? He did nothing wrong, faggot.
>>64104295
POO
>>64104756
>>64104714
Yeah the IR system sucks.
We should adapt what the NHL does.
>>64104774
McCoy trade was great
>>64104810
Why does the stadium look small
>>64104859
TCF bank stadium, college place. that endzone only has one level, the rest of the stadium looks fairly big. I cant really compare it to the metrodome, that looked big and claustrophobic at the same time. Im certain it is smaller than most if not all other nfl stadiums.
Why's Mike Florio so dead set on killing the NFL with his stupid ass concussion articles that he writes literally every day?
>>64104661
Yeah McCoy man dudes a straight ghetto monkey
I was talking about why chip cut him yesterday
>he's young but over 2500 touches which is bad for a rb, very bad I'm surprised he only missed 2 1/2 games so far
>cost a shit ton for an rb, Murray had less touches and cheaper (still Murray is a merc)
>obvious cancer after Jackson was cut the locker room "unnamed sources" ripping on Kelly were McCoy
>McCoy tried to have orgy party using bills logo
>how many kids does McCoy have with how many women? No one really knows. Atleast one who keeps suing him for being a dead beat dad. McCoy is really trash
>concussion, you can't rehab that
So Kelly trade an over priced locker room rat, dead beat dad, who throws race bombs, who throws orgies using the team logo, who has a ton of mileage, who doesn't follow the play call or fit the system with a concussion problem, who plays a position that is easily replaceable for a young cheap coverage linebacker whose only issue is he's rehabbing from an injury
And Kelly is racist apparently
>>64104661
still not making the playoffs :)
And for the 3rd time in 5 weeks. Cam Newton is your NFC offensive player of the week.
BIG
>>64104901
I see no pictures or evidence. At least my gossip comes from my actual relative who plays for Seattle :)
>>64104993
BLACK
>>64105027
QUARTERBACK
>>64104859
College stadium
pretty comfy one too
>>64104891
Wat
Do they regularly play there?
What happened to the stadium rekt by snow?
>>64105027
CHAMPION
Why are all you bitchmade faggots so obsessed with the big black bull?
>>64105056
>Wilson
>black
If he's black then I'm black too
>>64104986
?
Rodgers just mounted an impressive comeback and Russell Wilson just curbstomped a high ranked defense while Newton got to beat up on arguably the worst
>>64104756
IR designate to return is 8 weeks I believe, at least with Romo it is. Idk if all of them are the same length or if there's a minimum. Also that included the bye, so he was out 7 games.
I wish even normal IR didn't apply to playoffs, you should be able to just IR for regular season then if you make playoffs start over
>>64102244
who do you have the panthers losing to?I don't see any games on their upcoming schedule that they should lose, let alone 2. I know any given sunday etc but unless they just coast into the playoffs idk who will beat them
>>64105056
>Wilson
>big
>>64105065
Not the bull
The COCK, big stinky sweaty black cock (:
Sumthin u cnt compede wit whiteboi
>>64105080
Nah, he dabbed on those losers.
it got demolished so they could build this on the same site: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GMk81krNxo (older vid, but essentially untweaked design)
the roof/outside is finished i believe, they just have to pretty up the internals for the opener next season.
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>64105116
Looks cozy
>>64105120
But charles is IR friend :c
>>64105120
Alright sp be honest. How many times have you read the cheefpost?
>>64105120
Are chef fans elite shitposters?
>>64105161
Yesh
>>64102628
What did Mercury Morris say?
some depth pats bros
>>64105161
They are the elite
No one is even close. Chiefs fans are pretty awesome. Even when their team was in the shittier this season they never gave up. Never made excuses either.
Pats fans here besides one or two of them are excuse monkeys and to be honest are huge assholes. Get Brady being one of those exceptions
>>64105206
can he play WR
>>64105206
I picked up T.O. last week in fantasy, when you making that deal happen?
>>64105056
guess you didn't see him marrying some singer who got knocked up by a rapper who makes fun of them both in his music which plays on the radio daily :)
Sorry but if thats what I have to do to win a superbowl then no thanks. Im not interested in being a kek who gets the whole team to stop playing Future songs because it hurts his feelings :)
>>64105289
future is shit though
that nigger just talks in auto tune in every song
>>64105206
Undrafted?
>>64105223
Actually maya, one army, elvis and myself are nice posters
>>64105289
I thought wilson keked one of his receivers
>>64104893
He's a liberal hack who is only a half step up from Bob Costas and that's only because he has a slight sense of humor. Every article written by him on PFT has some political spin on it, and the site has become his personal soapbox. Fuck he even wrote a huge article about banning the Confederate battle flag after that kid shot up that church in Charleston. Oh and my personal favorite is how he installed a upvote/downvote system and highly censors his website, deleting comments that disagree with him.
>>64105305
Yeah Elvis is pretty cool as well
>>64105289
How is Wilson the kek? He's the one who stole Future's girl! And he didn;t even have to fuck her to do it. His verbal game must be off the charts. Not to mention he's far richer and famous than Future is.
>>64105346
stealing his girl. Dude I was just at his mom's house. He didn't steal anything. They made him date that musician. He knew his wife since literally middle school and Golden had to go be a dick and bang her.
At least his mom is happy that shes black though and not white.
No way im dating a woman who has songs about her getting fucked in gucci flip flops on the radio.
>>64105346
>stole a black girl
>>64104859
what is the nhl system?
>>64105346
You mean she won't have sex with him while raises her kids....
Such alpha
>>64105368
Well he already tasted the vanilla. He was married to a white woman before he divorced so she wouldn't get any of his 2nd contract money. Wilson is an undercover G if there ever was one.
>>64105407
Alpha?
Taking care of another man's baby and marrying a woman who has been the passable fleshlight of the entertainment industry
Yeah...SO ALPHA...
>>64105206
We don't need CBs, we need WRs who don't have stone hands and can get open for a longer duration than a squeaky cat fart
>>64105456
Seriously, I picked up T.O. in fantasy, pick him up in real life.
>>64105456
Well, maybe if brady could find a way to throw the ball at a target smaller than the size of a house like Gronk or Moss are, maybe it wouldn't be such a big problem.
>>64105495
shots fired
>>64105120
based
Who do I start for fantasy this week Dalton or Bortles?
>>64105120
How does this happen to them every year and they dont get passed the 2nd round???
>>64105534
>passed
>tfw 4 more days till the fraudulent Panthers get exposed
>>64102714
I think he can be the guy that leads the niners through the clink. If the defense wasn't hot shit they could've beaten them
>>64105550
>Implying #2 can keep up with #1
>>64105120
Is this the best copypasta composed in /nfl/ history?
Can this Chiefs beat the Chargers without their entire offensive line or Justin Houston?
>>64105578
Yes.
The Chargers are a hot steamy pile of shit
>>64105495
Brady has the all time highest % made to receivers under 6 feet beyond 25 yards you scrub
>>64105573
it'd be the GOAT if it actually comes true and they win a playoff game
>>64105578
Probably. Rivers is a shit and the whole coaching staff are just dead men walking.
>>64105648
i really, really like this .gif
>>64105573
No it's just the most spammed one, chargers one is best
>>64105495
>>64105512
samefaggot, 0/10
>>64105660
save it my friend, it's all yours
>>64105550
Man, how many tears and how much butthurt would the bandwagon Pantherfags shed if the Falcons beat them on Sunday and Matt Ryan yelled "Get the fuck off my field" again?
>>64105684
kekles, its not even worth screencapping how wrong you are.
>>64104094
Cleveland Browns
>>64105578
>>64105648
>>64105660
>>64105685
Chiefs gonna rape the chorgers, it's gonna be a battle that goes beyond the football field. This is the match up that will determine the GOAT /sp/ copypasta, the classic Chargers halftime pasta or the young and brash Chiefs pasta.
>>64105685
Can't stump the trump
I'll crack up if donald trump is the first president to be elected because of memes
>>64105648
rivers lol. greatest garbage time qb of all time. Still pretty good but he should be a lesson to all qbs. Don't be such an asshole
>>64105710
They're still butthurt as fuck about something from 2012 so they'd go fucking nuclear if based Iceman did it again especially on their own field.
>>64105788
>empties his clip
>clip
triggered
>>64105788
If trips Phil Rivers never plays a game for the chorgers again
>>64105926
holy fuck you are way off, rivers confirmed elite
>>64105206
Leonard Johnson was terrible for the first several seasons of his career but who knows maybe he'll stop being terrible or something.
>>64105632
what an oddly specific stat
>>64104901
>>64105003
There was plenty of evidence. He got in massive twitter fights with his baby mamas and advertised online for an orgy party with the Bills logo. That was big news around training camp.
>>64105648
>>64105926
Rivers is fine, the whole team was a massive let down. He deserves better.
Ill have one Rivers please, when the team trades him before moving to LA.
>>64105632
Holy fuck you patsfags are autistic
>>64105997
I know Lesean McCoy is 100% certified nigger, shit he only tipped twenty cents on that one check he had at that restaurant but how was Jackson off the field? I know he had that break in to his house that may or may not have been gang related but IIRC he seemed to lay low for the most part in Philly.
>>64101868
>not searching for random german words and playing $10 of 80s german pop songs
>not getting your phones account banned from the jukebox app
>>64105997
yeah but some of the cuts he makes cause me to immediately jizz
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>>64106025
>bawwww why don't rich people tip me and pay for my pathetic wages
Fuck off kuck
>>64106025
This picture says a lot. It's the entire offense celebrating McCoy's 2013 rushing championship after beating the Cowboys in Week 17. Everybody on the entire offense, except Jackson who would rather do his own thing.
>>64105346
he is fucking low test as hell. The whitest black man in the NFL
>>64106025
Jackson was a locker room cancer. He was missing meetings, work outs, didn't have any work ethic at all apparently, kept arguing with chip about stuff like his diet, how to train etc. Chip got tired of all that shit and cut him. It was understandable. the gang stuff was just tmz reaching.
>>64106044
Nigger detected
>>64106063
Wow what a shithead
>>64106044
>>>/b/
Don't cut yourself on that edge
Reminder that Seattle is the best team in the NFL and has been the best for 4 years straight.
How absolutely ass mad wil sp be if Cam Newton leads the Panthers to 19-0?
Does anyone have a webm of Gabberts game winning dragon?
>go to take browns to the superb owl
>realize I'm out of shit tickets
>>64106121
i'd say 16-0 is now more likely than not at this point, which will make it funnier when they go one and done in the playoffs
>>64106146
who do you think they'll have to face?
assuming green bay gets the third seed I think they'll get either the vikings or the seahawks
vikings i think they can handle, seahawks could be a lot of trouble
>>64104616
4days more likely
>arizona
>away
>on a thursday
>>64106160
i expect they'll get the seahawks after they batter whatever the nfc least can vomit up
i expect the cardinals to go to the owl, possibly against pittsburgh which would be cool to see
>>64106185
Stay strong my brother. I have counted this as a loss all season, the only games that matter are Bears, giants, and maybe week 17 against the pack.
If we win very well, but with no joseph, barr, or smith, lets just get ready to finish 2-2 with a playoff spot eh?
Skol Vikings
>>64106160
Seahawks and west coast teams in general don't do well on the east coast, I'd expect Carolina to handle them easily.
>>64106216
Dude, there is no way in hell that Pittsburgh makes the Superb Owl. I can't even see them winning a playoff game desu
>>64106076
Not exactly, someone from the team leaked details to NJ.com that he was more concerned about record label and tv show, and that some of the people involved in the record label have criminal pasts, including gang activity, which he admitted to associate with despite knowing their gang activities.
The two robberies were in under 2 years are worrying. The California one seems to be a house in his name that he doesn't reside in and let's people stay at. Seems to be a "taking care of his own" which is part of why Vick got major time for the dog fighting. Anyway, the robbers "seemed familiar to the buliding, knew the location of security cameras" and were supposedly targeting one of the people who lived there, who the were familiar with. Nothing was taken because it turned into a armed melee of 6 residents against 4 or 5 home invaders.
The 2014 robbery was one of Jackson's main residences and over $250,000 in cash was taken, as well as guns and other possessions.
Make of that what you will.
>>64106257
>Dude, there is no way in hell that Pittsburgh makes the Superb Owl
Contain the salt my friend.
>>64106269
>over $250,000 in cash was taken
confirmed idiot, only retards believe it's better to keep your cash hidden away at home than in a bank account
>>64106246
>AP
kek, you queens are the worst
>>64106301
You can't exactly put drug money in the bank.
>>64106257
>bengals in the playoffs
>peyton in the playoffs
>andy reid in the playoffs
>afc south
mostly healthy ben and his passing attack are probably the only afc team that can keep up with the almost certainly healthy by that point patriots, the afc is shit right now and full of teams that cant handle the big time
>>64106275
I'm sorry but I really don't see it. Their defense is a mess, and Mike Tomlin is a shit coach. Unless they play the winner of the AFC South in the playoffs, I can't see them even winning a playoff game. Assuming of course that Pittsburgh even makes the playoffs, which they may very well not.
>>64106269
>$250,000 in cash at your house
why?
>>64106269
shit didn't know that. good call ckbb.
>>64106352
>defense is a mess
Who gives a fuck? There is literally no good defense in the AFC. They can easily outscore any team in the AFC by a large margin aside from a healthy Pats team.
>>64106341
>implying Brady hasn't lost the last 2 playoff games against chicken parm
>implying Peyton will even be the QB
>Super Bowl 39 on NFL Network
>showing the shitty dadrock halftime show
>>64106368
Forgetting about the Broncos or even the Bengals? Chiefs could probably beat Pittsburgh now too.
>>64106406
do you, as a ravens fan, honestly think the bengals will do anything other than hilariously collapse in the playoffs?
>>64106406
Chiefs are so bad that they're the one team the Bengals could beat in the playoffs
>>64106406
>Broncos
>good defense
http://niceme.me
If faggy ass Luck can put up 27 on them, you can bet Ben can put up 40.
Also
>Daltlel
>playoffs
>>64106398
is Paul McCartney the king of dadrock?
>>64106352
>250,000 in cash at home
Could be a couple reasons.
1. Pac man jones shit possibly. partying
2. that amount of cash needs to be liquid and untraceable if you are doing bad shit. drug money maybe
3. taking care of his boys. possibly prostitutes. well probably prostitutes and drugs
4. possibly was never actually there. just lied about it.
>>64106392
the irs will. trust me the irs would see that shit.
ckbb you got anything on that 250,000 being there and why?
Dammit the colts are so boring to watch kill me now. Just bring luck back so my job doesn't fucking suck.
>>64106424
I see them finally winning a playoff game this season. Also do people keep forgetting the Steelers recent playoff record? Ben keeps shitting the bed in big games yet people assume he's clutch
>>64106368
>Broncos
>#1 overall defense
>#1 passing defense
>#5 running defense
Opinion discarded
>>64106040
MAGIC
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Chiefs could finish with a 11-5 record,
remaining schedule: Chargers, Ravens, Browns, Raiders
>>64106445
Him, John Fogerty or Mick Jagger
watching this outside the lines on concussions reminds me of how dirty the steelers are with colt mccoy getting drilled in the head while throwing a pass
>>64106352
Probably drugs. I'm calling it now, in the next 10 years there's going to be a scandal about NFL players associated with drug dealing. Aaron Hernandez with his angel dust habit is just the tip of the ice berg.
Anybody else think it's odd that his chimp outs , stupid plays, and unsportsmanlike conducts grew exponentially about the time he started getting gang related attention?
>>64106392
>implying he can fool the IRS into thinking untaxed drug money is associated with his highly controlled and scrutinized NFL earnings.
It's kept in cold hard cash for a reason and it's almost never good.
Still, love what he did on the field for a few years.
>>64106462
Then they can take that wildcard spot into Indy and history will repeat. can't wait
>>64106437
How retarded are you? Denver has a great defense this season they're second in points and first in yards allowed dumbfuck.
>>64106493
Indy won't go to the playoffs imo. I can see Houston beating them in week 15 even though luck comes back from injury that game. Although hasselbeck did the texans already
>>64106452
well looking at how the season plays out the bengals are probably going to end up as #2 seed which means their playoff game will be at home to either the broncos or pit(if we're assuming they make the playoffs it will almost certainly be #5 seed) and i am putting no kinds of money on dalton being able to step up in that kind of high pressure situation, they are one and done all day
My All-Pro team thus far.
HC: Arians or Rivera
WR: Antonio Brown, Steelers
WR: DeAndre Hopkins, Texans
TE: Rob Gronkowski, Patriots
T: Tyron Smith, Cowboys
T: Joe Thomas, Browns
G: Marshal Yanda, Ravens
G: Richie Incognito, Bills
C: Ryan Kalil, Panthers
QB: Tom Brady, Patriots
FB: Mike Tolbert, Panthers
TB: Devonta Freeman, Falcons
TB: Adrian Peterson, Vikings
DE: J.J. Watt, Texans
DE: Khalil Mack, Raiders
DT: Aaron Donald, Rams
DT: Ndamukong Suh, Dolphins
ILB: Luke Keuchly, Panthers
ILB: Kwon Alexander, Buccaneers
SLB: Justin Houston, Chiefs
WLB: Lavonte David, Buccaneers
CB: Josh Norman, Panthers
CB: Patrick Peterson, Cardinals
S: Harrison Smith, Vikings
S: Tyrann Mathieu, Cardinals
K: Stephen Gostkowski, Patriots
P: Johnny Hekker, Rams
KR: Cordarrelle Patterson, Vikings
PR: Darren Sproles, Eagles
And before anyone accuses me of bias, there's not a single player from my favorite team here.
>>64106432
Ease up on the butthurt there
>>64106544
>S: Harrison Smith, Vikings
fucking finally some love for the hitman.
>>64106544
>KR: Cordarrelle Patterson, Vikings
>>64106544
Can't argue with the offense. Defense is kinda shitty though.
>>64106544
>suh
people are going to call bias but hes looked shit whenever i've seen him, doesnt he have like 2 sacks?
also ansah is having the season of his life, should be in there
im ok with the rest of it
>>64106596
I was kinda shaky on the LBs, especially since one of them is done for the year, but at least 4 of the other 8 players on D should be unanimous.
>>64106257
>I'd expect Carolina to handle them easily.
Seattle is vastly better than Carolina though.
Who takes it?
Washington 5-7
Eagles 5-7
Giants 5-7
Cowboys 4-8
