Why does he always do this?
>>69539961
because no one has ever loved someone as much as he loves himself
That feeling when you now realise that Ronaldos whole career, everything he has done has been a battle against abortion. His whole career has been to show the world that abortion is wrong.
When Ronaldo did his '15' celebration, he was doing it to show how happy he was that he passed 15 weeks in his mothers womb without her killing him (when you reach the 16th week abortion becomes illegal in Portugal)
When he looked at the boys doing an underwear contest, it was a pleasure to see them because they were fully formed children and not aborted foetuses wearing underwear
He refused to carry Portugal from the earliest stage of the world cup because his mother didn't want to carry him through the earliest stages of pregnancy, it was a protest
Ronaldo hates Messi not because he is a footballing rival but because Messi was never going to be aborted. Ronaldo was in his mothers womb at the abortion clinic, waiting to be sucked out without ever having even learnt the meaning of hair gel, but this never happened with Messi. Even though Messi was always going to be born as a short, ugly,deformed midget in need of drugs to become healthy, his mother loved him and never tried to abort him. Ronaldo sees this and it makes him angry. He is CR7, the peak of the human fitness possibility, the strongest, fastest man in the world. How can his mother want to abort him but Messis mother never wanted to abort Messi even after finding out about his deformities? Whenever Messi scores, it is taunting Ronaldo, it is saying ''I wanted that goal more than my mother wanted to give birth to me''.
If you go to the Ronaldo museum you will find an entire exhibit dedicated to pictures of Ronaldo in his mothers womb. His mother has never visited out of shame. As a Catholic I praise CR7 for his fight against the unholy murder.
The TSUUUUUUUU is part of his brand, just like his iconic, but inefficient freekick taking technique.
Because he is champion of Yurop in clubs and in countries.
It's likely that Nike contractually obligate him to do it. It's his signature celebration and it unsurprisingly involves him putting the CR7 brand front and centre.
In a similar vein, it's likely Ronaldo would demand of any transfer that he be given the number 7 by his new club.
>>69539961
He's a mad man, la'
>>69540002
>When he looked at the boys doing an underwear contest, it was a pleasure to see them because they were fully formed children and not aborted foetuses wearing underwear
TSUUUUUUUUU
>>69539961
because he needed a unique and recognizable goal celebration for marketing purposes. for a while he tried using that lean back knee slide but he probably realized thats not going to be to fun to do 50+ times a season on his already weak knees. so he created this "thing".
>>69540285
That's oddly mesmerizing
>>69540002
Never expected this from a chicano
>>69540575
That's actually some Austrilian shitposting copypasta
>>69540575
>chicano
That was a low blow, even for you Barbosa.
>>69540400
>knee slide but he probably realized thats not going to be to fun to do 50+ times a season on his already weak knees
How is stomping on his legs any better? There are nfl players who have literally torn their ACLs trying to imitate ronaldo's celebration.
>>69540676
>american """""athletes""""""
>>69540676
>be fat
>tear you ACLs just by standing up
>be called an athlete
>>69540676
looks like nigrarammers can't handle the TSUUUU
To look like a superhero and appeal to his fanbase that is mostly non-european
>>69540821
>>69540696
>>69540756
like clockwork
