>Leave Portugal to us
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>>69470639
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
I TOLD THEM TO PREPARE THEIR ANUS
BUT THEY DIDN'T LISTEN
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RUI PATRICIO CARREGOU-NOS!
RUI PATRICIO FOI A PAREDE ENTRE AS BAGUETES E O NOSSO BACALHAU
Payet did take care of Ronaldo alright
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>>69470708
Reminder that you are on /sp/ shitposting while literally every young woman in Portugal is getting fucked tonight, celebrating and spreading her legs for men.
When someone asks you "How did you celebrate winning the EURO?" you'll say "by posting on the internet" while your contemporaries will have experienced the night of their lives, fucking, drinking, dancing, etc.
>>69471787
I don't feel the need to act like a drunken monkey and chimp out because my national team won the Euro.
Sure, I'm happy, but I really don't see why people would scream for 5 hours straight the night on. I was happy for 1 hour, I'll get up tomorrow feeling proud, that's it.
>>69471787
I just don't care anymore.
Being around with junkies, drunk people and fights.
I prefer to stay at home.
And I don't like portuguese girls.
>>69471787
kek
i watched the game in a public place with my girlfriend, we celebrated, we went home and fucked really hard
and now i'm shitposting
dont be so jealous mate
>>69471787
Yeah you obviously don't know portuguese women
nice try flustering my jimbobs though
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>>69471826
k-kek
you missed out
again
like always
and you'll never be able to turn back time
>>69471934
>implying I care about a gf or having kids
I don't wanna bring a kid to this shitty existence lad.
I will hate France for the rest of my life. Good job you snail munchers. Great fucking job giving a NT title to Cristiano. Why dont you shove the Eiffel tower up your asses? Im so fucking mad right now.
>>69471787
>every young woman in Portugal is getting fucked tonight
LOL, you clearly aren't aware of the fact they're the most conservative in any european country by far
>>69471934
I know that, that why I talk to russian girls.
At least they pay more attention to me.
>>69471986
yeah
conserving that dick
>>69472008
By staying away from them, that's for sure
>>69470639
Yeah it was pretty pathetic. Although Rui Patricio did a great job saving French chances.
t. French.
>>69471787
yes i know because i fucked one tonight
that's why i'm so late
u mad bruh?
>>69471787
i only fuck after marriage
>>69472025
>staying away from them
you forgot the word "never"
do you know where your sis is atm?
>>69470639
Germany wouldn't have let this happen
>>69471986
>they're the most conservative in any european country by far
you serious lad?
where are you from? In Leiria there's nothing but slags
>>69472276
i'm from leiria and this is wrong. most leiria girls i know are virgins at 20+ years old
>>69472303
>leiria girls
>virgins
a-anon, I....
>>69472276
Yeah honestly I originally didn't think your countrymen meant that they were hard to fuck, just that they were kind of bitches and not fun to be around even for the time of a dicking.
But then I find out they're supposed to be hard to get? Never heard of that.
>>69472325
you don't even know where leiria is tho
>>69472303
are you serious?
that's incredibly wrong
how would you even know this info
do you literally go around asking them
>>69472303
>a-anon im a virgin o-okay?
>we gonna get married when im 30+
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>>69471787
I will fap to hentai , its similar
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>>69472517
i assume they are. never had a boyfriend, never went out late much, never even had a "special friend" or anything
i guess it's possible but just seems unlikely considering their personalities 2bh
>>69472517
dude my gf isn't from leiria, i never dated a girl from there
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>>69471986
Tell us more about Portuguese women.
>>69472744
they're cold but warm once they show themselves to you
>>69472052
fellow post-game-fucker! my nigga
>>69472839
post-victory sex is amazing
>>69472682
>boyfriend
are you gay?
>>69472914
i meant the girls i know. they never had boyfriends
>>69472744
they worship nigger dick and nigger music
>>69471787
Damn, that's playing dirty.
>>69472744
They're very hard to get by and sometimes outright cold stuckup cunts
Even asking a girl out for a coffee makes it seem like you're asking for a blowjob
