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"IT'S TIME" shouted Bruce, with a hop and a stomp,
Six inches he climbs; on the loose with such pomp.
Grey hair combed so fine that your boyfriend would love it,
Tanned skin mask with lines that Dos Anjos would covet.
"The most stacked card ever."
Let that sink a minute.
When the main starts with Cain
Then three titles within it,
Edgar destroys Aldo and to Dana beckons
For Goober because the fight took just twelve seconds.
Now fight fans all fapping
(The replay's so great)
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
She beats some dumb hue
Via choke; Anaconda
Towers over Joe Rogan,
Grabs the mic and shouts
"Ronda!
I know you are watching,
And I don't feel bad, slid
that choke in tight just like your pussy dad did!
Go lose fourty pounds so that you can make weight,
Duck Cyborg once more
Then come suck this Cupcake!"
She crotch chops and Goldie
Snaps awake, jaw ajar,
"Takes some energy, Joe,
To uh, be a rockstar"
Out walks big fat Hunt
But who gives a fuck
It's all just a stunt
So this card doesn't suck.
McGregor is missing
But now here comes Brock!
His chest tattoo'd up
With a sword-looking cock.
He gets the crowd going
By bouncing his pecs;
While Buffer's announcing,
He grins with a flex.
The first round gets going,
We grimace with dread,
For the part where Hunto
Blasts off Brock's severed head.
But what unfolds so fast
(And before there's contact)
Hunt pretends that he's gassed
And just falls on his back!
"Brock's fists are HUGE Joe,"
Says Goldberg, entranced,
"Look at that combo,
All with strikes so advanced!"
Herb Dean jumps in quick
And as Brock wins the fight,
He squeezes his dick
And we fear for his wife.
>>69020587
Jon Bones Jones:
Unbroken.
The GOAT (and a lock)
D.C.'s words oft spoken:
"I'll deepthroat Jon's cock"
They enter the cage
And the crowd roars;
Excitement.
D.C. can envision his succing indictment.
They meet in the center;
Big John reads the script:
"Fight clean and touch gloves,
Oh, and Jon?
Watch your dick."
The two meet with a clash,
"There's that oblique kick, Joe,
And there's D.C.'s moustache
With a streak, down below."
"It's an interesting fight,"
Rogan starts, (what a douche)
"Reminiscent of Rousey
vs Liz Carmouche.
You know that one figher
Is on the offensive,
Their grip so much tighter,
Training so extensive,
That all that they've dreamt
For the past ninety days
Is they have an attempt
To make champions gay."
D.C. is repeatedly grasping,
Fingers scratch violently.
Jon heatedly gasping,
We watch him scream silently.
No individual cheers
From the crowd heard alone,
We know the end's near;
It's just one constant moan.
"JUST LIKE THAT!" Goldy cries,
And in one fluid motion
Jones pokes D.C.'s eyes
Yet he shows no emotion.
D.C. drops to his knees
And without tying up
Makes it look like a breeze
As he flings off Jon's cup.
And just as he once said
That he grinds (not diminish)
D.C. starts giving head and then
Goes for the finish.
As D.C. wipes his mouth and they put on the belt,
You ask all your buddies how this fight card felt.
They throw in some cash for the pizza and fees,
But those goofs all in unison chirp your TV!
"Where the fuck are the wires?" they ask with disdain,
"You quite clearly possess a slow dim-witted brain."
They go to leave but you stop them
and heem every here,
Your canvas floor off their wee head clatters.
You make your point perfectly clear:
There's only one OP that matters.
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>68981074
MCGREGOAT
>>69020883
lmao nice
>ramadan
adan where you at boy
i'm coming for that ass
Leonardo Santos, Josh Samman, Lorenzo Larkin, and the Imanari Roll added to EA UFC 2
>>69021016
>Lorenzo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/27/12044594/sage-northcutt-responds-to-completely-weird-sparring-accusations-by-ilya-grad
>"That was my first time training with him, and he's supposed to be a Muay Thai world champion. I'm not sure where he got his world title from
>So I was supposed to go there and spar hard, and he starts making excuses saying his neck hurts, he's this, he's that and he can't spar, so we said okay.
>"From that video, you could see that he couldn't teach me anything. Like, he was just there to be a sparring partner.
based
He's finally been unleashed, he's ready
NEW BATTLE LINES BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNQ6VODLSh8[Embed][Embed] [Embed]
>>69020548
Upcoming events:
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs ?
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>68981074
News:
>Chiesa out of fight with Ferguson
http://mmajunkie.com/?p=199889
>Ryan Jimmo is kill
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/seven-time-ufc-vet-ryan-jimmo-dead-at-34-after-being-struck-in-hit-and-run
>BJ Penn suspended for 6 months
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/usada-announces-six-month-suspension-for-b-j-penn
>Enrique Barzola meets Kyle Bochniak at UFC on FOX 21
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/enrique-barzola-meets-kyle-bochniak-at-ufc-on-fox-21
>Sage says something negative about someone
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/27/12044594/sage-northcutt-responds-to-completely-weird-sparring-accusations-by-ilya-grad
>playing GTA San Andreas on PS4
>tfw you heem a balla with your power overhand right
Kinda feel like making some webms. The unarmed combat in this game just looks and feels so good.
I haven't trained in a while and i feel weird.
>>69021360
So autistic
>>69021424
Is previous thread the GOAT new meme of 2016?
Heem quickly becoming as autistic as hoc and arse. And it's thanks to a Muslim Canadian.
Unbelievable stuff.
who /hardwook/ here?
>>69021493
i'm glad you like what I've done with the place
>>69020883
HEY YO GUYS I WAS HOPING I COULD SPEND AN HOUR READING THROUGH SHITPOSTS FROM YESTERDAY
CAN SOMEONE LINK THE PREVIOUS THREAD LMAO
Can someone "previous thread" this image
>>69021549
>>68981074
when khabib says he careful he means he's angry because the op didn't link the previous thread lol hahaa lol hahahaha lolololololol hahaha
>>69021601
On it m8
>>69021661
Thanks friend. Take as much time as you'd like. It has to be perfect. Something I can add to my folders. Something to be cherished for many threads to come.
>>69021493
The only people I see spamming homoerotic posts about a retired closeted tshirt mogul cuck, a superroided body-image issue bodybuilder that isn't the slightest bit amusing, and some awful unironic forced meme about previous threads
Are all from fat disgusting pig-Americans
The literal obsession you autists have with your own credibility on this general, on this board, on this website is sensationally pathetic and utterly baffling, a psychiatrist would have a field day with the all the presumed daddy issues you guys have
Incredible really
>>69021732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr726PqV2ok
>I WANNA BE THE BESS
could it be
that Rich Piano
is DUCKING Sajad Gharibi?
>>69021732
To be fair to you lot, I'm pretty sure the previous thread images are meant to be almost entirely ironic albeit still awful
>>69021869
You shut your maple syrup encrusted mouth
>>69021883
nobody reads the OP and nobody reads the previous thread
deal with it
>>69021883
It is, but it's also ironically someone trying to force their own shit meme in the process to get attention
>>69021919
you do
>>69021830
I hev to be the bess
>>69021897
this is a pic of me IRL
What do you guys actually think of Joe Rogan?
>>69021925
"the previous thread matters"
previous thread
current thread
previous thread hahaahahhahah loololooolololollololololololololol
>>69022076
Entertaining. Sounds like he'd be cool to hang out with as long as you didn't take him too seriously and didn't look up to him.
>>69022172
Waiting for UFC 200 is becoming quite difficult.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCb0opPSj9I
>>69020548
you typed all of that shit and you didn't even link the previous thread
nobody thinks it's funny or in any way good and nobody ever will
i an eternally lmaoing at your life
previous thread squad
>>69022228
looks like a giant ian mccall
>>69022192
this, to bee quiet hornet
#previousthreadsquad
#previousthreadsquad
#previousthreadsquad
>>69022267
>>69022316
lol I triggered the sperg again
I am the best at it
>>69022316
lmaoooooo desu senpai
http://www.strawpoll.me/10605989
Daily /heem/ thread
>>69022226
OH MY
>>69022345
Thanks friend. This ones a doozy!
>>69022345
keep fighting the good fight my friend
previous thread will outlive this general, possibly even this website
>>69022367
I guess Jones–DC is the most obvious choice since there's most at stake.
Aldo–Edgar is probably the most interesting though.
None of the fights are incredibly exciting really, but they're almost all really solid fights
>>69021256
>sage losing set free the demon inside
im scare
>>69021360
>Chiesa out of fight with Ferguson
why aren't we talking about this
>>69022443
>>69022451
Thanks lads
who /SuccArmy/ here?
i'm not even sure who's ironically shitposting and who's ironically ironically shitposting anymore.
can you clarify your positions? (I'm talking to you american flags)
>>69022591
>(I'm talking to you american flags)
BTFO
>>69022536
Because almost everyone here is a casual retard that doesn't even watch half the fights let alone have a clue of what they're talking about
You think Spain is some unique shitposter? No, that autist just exemplifies 3/4 of /heem/
>>69022591
oh wait, I forgot about people who are just shitposting for unironic reasons. Please reply as well.
>>69022591
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>69022536
>a fight AFTER UFC 200 got canceled
who gives a fuck you whining bitch
>>69022699
who the fuck do u think ur talkin 2
>>69022623
but isn't ironic shitposting humour derived from everyone understanding the shitposting is ironic?
whereas shitposting is just shitposting for shitposting's sake, with humour derived from people getting baited by the shitpost.
I need to review my shitposting theory tbqh
>>69022814
it really depends on whether you think shitposting is for the poster or for the viewer
>>69022814
It all falls under the Autistic String Theorem and the Rule of Asperger's
>>69022343
What's the difference between the sperg and the tryhard?
>>69022885
I'm not sure but I'm the best at triggering both
>>69022814
previous thread is ironic ironic shitposting
it's criticizing the idea of ironic shitposting in itself by proving through example that it has no inherent hunor, either for the viewer or the poster
it is intended to lead the viewer to the conclusion that any ironic shitpost and any reaction to it is formulatic and does not elicit true amusement
it's a masterpiece of postmodern "shitposting"
Havent been on heem in 2 months and this has gone to absolute shit
>>69022844
Well I feel like that depends entirely on what kind of shitposting it is.
For example you are a unironic shitposter. You derive pleasure from shitposting and people interacting with your shitposts. Others might also find it humorous as observers but they do so vicariously.
If someone posts "could it be...?" that's an ironic shitpost, and everyone can take pleasure from it being ironically shit
that's why I believe ironic shitposting is the inherently superior form of shitposting
>>69022959
No, it's just you being an underaged socially retarded autist
>>69022971
We're in a hiatus between events and this is an adan thread
Try again later
Right
http://www.strawpoll.me/10606102/
>>69022959
that's what I thought, thanks for clarifying your intentions
truly appreciate your work
Why this thread so early?
>>69022980
I shitpost for the good of heem, not my own personal pleasure
>>69023053
lmao
So uh you guys wanna talk about fights or?
>>69023083
Schaub vs Piana is the only fight I'm looking forward to.
>>69023072
see not always unironic lol
>>69023083
I tink macgreger wins
Heemspeak was the beginning of the end of /heem/
my favourite type of shitposting is pretending to be butthurt, usually yields a good amount of (you)s too.
>92 posts
>21 IPs
Really nice """"""""""""""'community""""""""""""""
>>69023144
heemspeak is comfy for smaller events
>>69022699
I do. Ferguson was gonna get smashed.
>>69023210
who cares?
i periodically bump the previous thread in hopes that someone looking for heem thinks that is the real thread. thanks adan for this opportunity
>>69021360
Thanks
>>69023174
>IP count didn't increase when you posted
Here's you're (u)
>>69023221
People interested in MMA.
>>69023144
nah, /heem/ just gets more shit when lmaobud has more time on his hands because 80% of threads start and end with thread wars
happened same time last year as well
>>69023217
LOL SUHAIL WITH THE HOT FIRE
Sweden
>>69023210
It was gonna be fight of the year, both goofy fucks with good grappling but also up for a nice sloppy hands fly free brawl
>>69023242
This is a very good post ;^)
>>69023251
Would not be an issue if autists knew how to use twitter
thread wars are literally the most pointless cock-waving exercise on 4chan
This is literally a non-issue if people don't care about such an inconsequential thing
Narantungalag Jadambaa is a relevant mixed-martial-artist
>>69023251
it's "Canadian OP" not lmaobud, we're two different people
>>69023311
if people weren't so autistic that they forced themselves to make a second thread when I make the first one, there would never be a thread war
therefore I am not to blame
>>69023210
Realistically, who can the UFC put up against Ferguson on short notice? And will Ferguson take the fight or will he choose not to take the risk and just fight later on?
>>69023174
/heem/ is just marauding shitposts until fightnight
>>69023242
Only a matter of time till you get shipped off and have to share a board with the wwe autists, though I have a feeling you already post there.
>>69023351
Cerrone
but Ferguson will say no
Is Beespim a brexiter?
>>69023351
Cerrone, Poirier, Dariush
Which country is the undefeated undisputed champion shitposter of heem?
I vote canada :-)
>>69023419
it's not shitposting
>>69023267
Eternally cucked
On a semi-related note I was at the dentist getting my teeth poked at with hooks and screwdrivers and for a brief period of 2-3 minutes i kept playing over Cruz saying "I love you Monster" but screaming it, over and over in my head
I was desperate to hold back laughter and I even giggled a few times like a complete autist with all those sharp things in my mouth
Subscribe to my blog right here ------>
>>69023419
Canada is to shitposting what GSP was to the WW division
>>69023410
>Poirier
I would like this a lot
>>69023445
so I am the kryptonite of shitposting
>>69023448
I've heard that he said that he wanted to take a break after the Green fight as his wife is pregnant.
>>69023511
HE'S GOT MOUTHS TO FEED
>>69020548
wow he gained some fat. AMAZING
>>69023571
he went up TWO weightclasses
>>69021388
Bas Rutten did the motion capture for GTA V if anyone cares. That's why some random slav can throw head kicks
More Dana twats
is he right?
Guys for the recor-for the record an hour ago Jon called me "the lamest, biggest, pussy he'd ever met in his entire life."
So I mean if(boo)-if.. an hour ago he said "you are the lamest, biggest, pussy I have ever met in my entire life", so believ-it believe what you want, but this i-hes lying to you guys again.
>W-What he say?
Yo ju-
Am I the biggest, lying pussy you've ever met?
>Are you the biggest pussy?
Am I the biggest pussy you have ever met and you want me to suck your dick like you told me?
>Uh?-
Is that what you told me?
Is this not real now? Are we pretending? Are we pretending again?
>I can-
>It's hard to hear you.
*off-mic* Are we pretending? *off-mic*
>Huh
Dana: He said "are we pretending again?"
>Oh n-
Are we pretend-
>No we-
Are we doing this fairy tale shit again?
>No you are the biggest pussy I've ever seen. For sure.
Okay
Are we pretending again?
Hey because I know what you said to me over here.
>What you say?
Dana: He said "I know what you said to me over here."
>That you're a pussy tha-that you're forever gonna be my pussy?
*off-mic* What? *off-mic*
>*off-mic* That you're forever gonna be my pussy *off-mic*
Tha-and also that I'm forever going to be your pussy.
>Yeah.
Okay, we'll see.
I like it Jon but I like it BUT I WANT YOU GO TO ACTUALLY BE HONEST WITH THESE PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE FOR ME.
That's all I want.
>*Jon indicates to Dana he can't hear what he said*
Dana: Be like you are here like you are with them.
>>69023649
yes, Jones' boxing is pretty shit
shit, I think he's got him here
>>69023649
when we the last time you saw Jon throw a combination let alone land one
REEEEEEE
Nad Wite
>When he tells you to do be careful, it's because he's got dynamite in his pants, trust me on that one!
>>69023443
don't be mean
>>69023629
No he didn't. He just did the voice acting for the Men's Room show
>>69023649
Can't eye poke, elbow, spin, or excessively clinch in boxing. Those are Jon's main tools out the window
>>69020960
>>69022999
>>69023233
>You guys still actually talk about me
Barely even post here..
>>69023822
lmaooo
>You are now about to witness; the awesome, crushing might of KNUCKLE UUUUUUPPPPPP
>>69023649
Unirornically Cain is one of the greatest fighters ever, the Werdum fight was a complete fluke and I think everyone deep down knows it
You give him the same time to adjust the altitude as Werdum did, and Cain is the one stopping Werdum in the third round
>>69023808
>>69023808
Cain has no cardio so easy win for Jon
>>69023793
He did the motion capture for the fighting. You think they wanted to add some talk show and Bas was the guy they thought of? They most likely had him in the studio doing the mocap and liked all the silly stories he was telling them
>>69023862
"if that fighter didn't make a mistake they wouldn't have lost" - a genius
>>69023649
Dodge traffic.
>>69023858
Embarrassing.. I only come here during events, but keep on doing what you do..
>>69023955
Irony: the post
>>69023387
Yeah check his instagram
>>69023993
Be careful.
>>69023993
>>69024038
Is this actually how you always are..
>>69023904
I cant find anything that says he did the mo cap other that random forum posts.
Will Brooks would also be an interesting fight for Ferguson.
Honestly though, I think Ferguson won't fight on short notice, he doesn't seem like the guy
>>69023912
Lmao, bud
You know EXACTLY what I'm implying and what you thought about the fight
You got BTFO like all Cain haters
>>69024141
He's already a replacement at the TUF 23 finale for James Krause against Ross Pearson
>>69023773
cowboy is doing promo work for the fight week stuff, the golf tourney with miocic and something with the 5k run.
though i want him to beat fergusson, it's a long time coming, cowboy fighting fergusson and khabib. then it's just rematches for cowboy forever
>>69024166
>You got BTFO like all Cain haters
lol what?
Cain is the one who got BTFO
How times a day should I succ?
>>69024141
Y not?
Ferguson always seems game.
I like the brooks fight, but I doubt they'd pull him out of the Pearson fight. They can always give him Darrell Horcher if nothing else comes together.
Trinaldo was wanting big fights.
Could always do poirier or dariush since they had easy wins.
>>69024361
till your lips are chapped bru
Post prospects you're watching
>Belal Muhammad
>Adam Milstead
>Sage Northcutt
>>69024368
>Ferguson always seems game.
Seems like he wants to get a title shot and doesn't want to risk it to me
>>69024368
horcher is out for probably all of 2016, bad motorcyle crash
>>69024399
Jake Matthews
>>69024399
Y A I R
A
I
R
lads
pictures of Jimmo murderer surfaced
call alberta pd asap if you recognize this guy
>>69024399
Yair Rodriguez
Michael Chiesa
Jessica Andrade
Brian "Meme City" Ortega
Charles Oliveira
Kristina Kovalkayveech
>>69024505
Michael Chiesa is not a prospect lol
neither is Charlie Oli
Take a full blast straight to the face
https://youtu.be/Grvep9n8rJ8
>>69024438
Don't think he's going anywhere
>>69024505
and neither is Ortega lol
>>69024464
>>69024464
lol thats fucked
>The Ali act
>>69024399
Juliana pena
Maryna moroz
Amanda Nunez (ppl are sleeping on her)
As for guys i only get into detail for lhw and hw.
Francis nigganew
Curtis Blaydes
OSP
>>69024519
>>69024559
>Flag
>Topic
>>69024399
Erick Silva
>>69024776
those aren't prospects
who /jits/ here?
>>69024806
Only if it's women
>>69024705
fwiw, I never wear a gi when I roll with ur mom
>>69024399
Phil Brooks
>>69024558
Only 21 years old with a 4-1 record and just coming off a very impressive victory over Johnny Case
Gets better with each fight, already a brown belt at 21 under Carlos Vieira
>>69024861
this
>Dr Pavel, i'm BJJ
>>69024399
Do Doo Ho Choi and Mirsad Bektic count?
>>69024871
this nigga know what's up
that kid is going to be top 5 in two years time
>>69024893
>p-p-please pay attention to me and my epic m-meme guys!!!!
>>69024780
kek
Jonathan Dwight Jones
I'm cummin
JON JONES!
>yfw through the power of meme magic, DC submits Jon via deep throat.
>>69025199
>that sneaky coke pinky
based chuck, that one ufc lhw champ who did coke and booze but was actually likeable
Are we allowed to discuss mma here?
>>69025579
YES
VIA TWITTER
http://mmajunkie.com/?p=199917
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>>69025612
>COWBOY-STORY
>>69024399
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Who's going to replace Chiesa lads
I'll guess Trinaldo
>>69025612
>>69025632
Cowboy Cerrone is literally the greatest can crusher that has ever lived.
He is the only fighter in the UFC that never fights anyone without 4-5 ranks of himself
>>69025923
He's "supposed" to fight Felder later this year at a Brazil event, I don't think they'd jump him up to fight Tony after fighting almost nothing but unranked schmucks
Hope they can sneak Dariush in or something
>>69024399
Ben rothwell
Dustin Poirier
Max Holloway
>>69026068
>Poirier
>>69026068
>Rothwell
>Prospect
>>69024559
>Brian "11-0, 4/4 in the UFC, 25 years old" Ortega isn't a prospect
>>69021549
>an hour
lmao learn to read idiot
>>69026269
He's in the top 10 and everyone knows he's a great fighter dude. He's not a "prospect" in that you don't know how he's going to pan out.
You know exactly where he's going, to dude has very few holes in his game and he's still young. He's moving up in the rankings and he's already top 10, that alone means he's no longer a prospect, he's pretty well proven.
>>69026326
>takes words literally
>critiques others' reading ability
Anyone here wanna have a fuckin' donnybrook?
>>69026379
He wasn't even ranked until he beat Clay Guida, and neither was Yair. "He's a ranked fighter so he's not a prospect" that's just about the dumbest argument anyone could ever make. And he isn't all that proven, his striking is suspect and he needs to tighten that up ASAP.
post most viscous heems that have ever happened
>>69025632
I like it too, desu ne.
Story's been authoring a quiet resurgence in the last couple of years, bouncing back from the days where he was relegated from Dangerous Prospect to Forgotten Fighter; for a stretch there I was certain he'd become a WW iteration of Gleison Tibau, only less/more/equally roided. This is a real good fight for him. Do I think he'll win it though? If he goes up against the Cerrone we saw in the Cote fight? No, I think that'll be a painful night for Rick "End of the" Story
>>69026447
We'll friggin get the fidgerators and ramp over it broski. Friggin GOOSE IT down the stretch.
>>69026041
I like Dariush's chances again Tony Ferguson desu
His fight with Vick showed that he has no problem closing the distance and BTFOing people with reach and height advantages over him and I think he has the overall skill on the feet to compete with Ferguson
He also outclasses Ferguson on the ground by a comfortable margin
>>69026569
>I like Dariush's chances again Tony Ferguson
He'll get subbed easily.
>>69026560
Where we gonna have this tilly bud. The timmys uptown or the one downtown.
>>69026447
hackin darts bud really?
pretty dated tb.h
>>69026478
Ortega's striking is suspect?
For a 25 year old who is sick on the ground? lol no, his striking is not "suspect". It's the weakest part of his ground simply because of how great he is on the ground
CM Punk will win. Gall has no game plan. As I see this, we know a bit how Mickey Gall fights, so Duke Roufus will prepare CM Punk with some game plan. On the contrary, Mickey's coaches have no idea what to expect from CM Punk. They can only base their plan on CM Punk's WWE performances. My prediction: Punk by flying knee that he learned from Pettis in Round 1.
>>69026629
Downtown. The one with the ethnics
>>69020548
lads, michael venom page vs donald cowballs ceronne when
>>69024532
>Cain completely ignoring Seagal at 3:15
lmao
>>69020548
Before you reverse hollowing and after lmao
>>69026647
Pettis left Doofusport though, didn't he?
>>69026569
>by a comfortable margin
Based on what? Tony has good jiu jitsu and has some very dangerous submissions he can throw up almost at will
>>69026647
Lol Punk will get stunned by a jab then subbed on the ground.
>>69026727
No, but he's decided to spend a couple weeks of his camp at Jackson-Wink from now on
>>69026417
>takes words literally
>>69026716
lmao I like it
All right, you're Michael Bisping, who do you fight?
Hendo is not a valid answer.
>>69026716
lmaoing @ this
CM Punk will win via Spinning kimura
>>69026756
lol jokes on you bud
>>69026767
Daniel "Hollywood" Henderson
>>69026767
Hope that Weidman, Yoel, Jacare, Rockhold, Mousasi, all get injured at the same time so I can fight Uriah Hall on 1 week's notice
>>69026767
Weidman's the money fight
Jacare's the fight if I want to hold onto my belt for a little while longer
>>69026779
That's not possible!
>>69026810
Jacare is a harder fight than Weedman though.
>>69026754
Ah okay. Too bad he can't completely break free from Duke's chains yet
>>69023773
Please let it be Poirier
>>69026866
I think this is the most realistic replacement
>>69026866
>i've got mouths to feed
>>69026895
I'd like to see Raging Al jump in there
>>69026837
I disagree
>>69022591
I'm not posting at all anymore, shit or otherwise.
when is your boy fighting again heem
>>69027065
on the 9th
>>69026807
Silva has called him out too, how do you dodge that bullet?
>implying he wont beat andy again
Im not done talking. Little Boy.
Or "young man" in rampageses words "young man" lol
So Jones Bones is a young man for sure, but DC Cormier is "grown" who is the more man? I cant ever say yea that guy ya know, ON TOP you got Rhonda, glad cupcake take got the belt,
"It aint about being a hero, its about saving the life no matter what"
Let that sink in...
>>69027117
>>69027107
what don`t you like about my OP?
>>69024399
Bryan motherfucking Barberena
he will wreck them all
>>69027107
i miss ur ops
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