Get in here comfy lads.
pshhhhh
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
![YmyTjmx[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wDGP26L.jpg "YmyTjmx[1].jpg")
go wales yay :)
England getting beaten by a so-called "one man team"
jesus christ
I am now a #BaleBallistic
>joe fart
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
Roy Hodgson and sterling and kane and alli should kill themselves
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Holy fuck lads I can't believe it
>tfw gone to every Welsh qualifier since 2001
Feels good lads, when can we annex England?
Spoiler: It's not coming home.
why didn't Hart "GET THAT FOOKIN BALL"?
Pure comedy. Why can't England win?
VARDY FOR STERLING
STURRIDGE FOR KANE
WILSHERE FOR ALLI
NOW
>>68524220
go wales go
teaching this english sucm how to behave both inside and outside of the stadium
>the sharia controlled zone of englel
This thread just got a lot comfier
cull every darkie and kane from the team
I feel that Joe Hart has the attitude and persona of a player far better than himself
It's like he's acting a role of a world class keeper
Why is Rose and Walker even playing they are useless spuds shite
bale is absolutely btfo tsu in this tournament
>Hart
HAHAHAHAHAHA
He's not smiling anymore. Prat.
>>68524063
Why the fuck are sterling and Kane on the pitch? Absolute shower of shite.
who /comfy/ here?
>englel
post some welsh slags
>spend the main season supporting United under LVG
>spend the summer supporting England under Roy
>mfw
Sturrige in??? When they will give this guy a chance...
I fucking love bale
>>68524433
Never seen Rose make a run
England just playing down the Right
What is it with English keepers and allowing soft goals in major competitions? Seems to be a trend?
>>68524487
It's 6:50 am here. I'm still in bed
FUCK OFF WOY
>it's coming home
Sterling is a non-factor away from the ball, and a useless cunt with it
>>68523569
your coach is bullshit
ali-milner
kane-vardy
wilshere-shitling. they must be in start team
Why have a wall from that range
Give me three reasons
>>68524579
10am here. Still in bed.
That paddy power ad with the scottish people singing makes me want to punch my tv screen
>>68524705
how do you know he isnt welsh?
>ça retourne à la maison
>>68524714
1-3. England are shit
does the 3rd from englands group qualify?
they need to put on vardy rn
>>68524775
I am but comfy thread and all that.
>>68524334
Woyus vult
>playing with hand
>bale scores
this will be a good game 2 half lads
This is the memest Euro ever. Why are these top teams so shit this year?
Time to change allegiance to Wales lads
mcnamaman is so fucking terrible and unlistenable. literally that grumpy self-righteous old fuck at the pub no one wants to listen to
>>68524487
Was super comf, but have to get up and get ready for work now ;__;
Employment is always uncomf
a free penny to any1 who streaks the field and pull off Bales hairband
>>68524744
idont care m8 all my welsh mates are texting me now bullying me and chatting shit
can't take this
>>68524854
>top team
>england
pick one
"Don’t take me home please, don’t take me home, I just don’t wanna go to work.
"I wanna stay here and drink all ya beer, please don’t take me home."
>>68524854
England hasn't been good since years tho
>inb4 the you didn't even qualify meme
Who cares? We haven't been good since 2010.
On a WC, would Bale play for UK?
cheeky Pires
Why vardy isn't playing
>16/24 teams get through
>england don't
>russia don't
>portugal don't
I would say vardy on for sterling is a must at ht, but that would actually be kinda stupid as england are just keeping the ball passing it around slowly and there's no room for vardy to run into
post british food
Ca rentre à la maison
Is the English team still almost entirely not English?
>>68524970
Hmmmm let us all think about that one for a second...
>>68524999
because the coach is a secret spurs fan
based Uwe Rösler
>>68524269
>wanting to purge muslim shithole
based whales
Reminder how Vardy looks like, cause we might not see him this EURO
>>68523569
Reminder that this is not the comfy thread.
>>68524854
Just England but they're not really a top team
Is the sink the best place to piss?
>>68524999
Because Roy is blatantly incompetent.
>>68524999
woy is a fucking double agent
I'm sure he gets paid to throw the games
>>68524730
Doing it right
Going to cry if sterling hasn't been subbed lads
>>68525052
hardly secret at this point
Sterling, Kane and Alli have all been shit. I'd bring on Vardy and Wilshere as a minimum.
>>68525077
shower m7
Who /July4th1776/ here?
Sterling off at halftime
>>68524956
>>68524920
>>68525073
They regularly qualify for the 2nd round tho. And all its players compete in the best league in the world. So yeah. Top team. Just not good enough.
>>68525077
if your a laborer yes
je haalt zeker ook elke zondag babi pangang
>>68525071
It is. I'm op from the first one and this is the 2nd.
Stay comfy mate.
can Eddie Meme fix this shite?
>>68525033
It's a real question I have, because I don't understand very well the UK divisions in sports, sometimes you play as UK with all, sometimes you get divided.
>england draws slovakia
>2 points
>worst 3rd placed team
>remain wins
Just know Bloodzeed is going to leave it on BBC instead of switching to ITV after this game.
>>68525134
Our only players that haven't been shit are Walker and Lellana
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>>68525004
>>68525134
Yeah, and don't wait until the 80th fucking minute to do it either
>>68525180
Look at this and the last thread. You know this is not comfy.
>>68525077
Ewww, the same place that you crush your teeth?
>3 central midfielders sitting in front of a back 5
>lol attack through the middle
>Woy
get a real manager England
Yiddo but literally too many spurs on
I believe England will manage to win this match
Wales beat Russia and we beat Slovakia we'll be through
The only problem is it requires Hodgson's tactics to win a match
>>68525214
bloody nincompoop
>>68525197
UK only unites for Olympics afaik. International football and rugby was first played in the UK, so different teams for each nation.
THIS IS NOT A COMFY GAME
>>68525262
I'm not english m8
Just got back from the gas station lads
>>68525255
Not with you yapping on mate.
guys sorry to pop up like that, is there a website where i can download DUBBED anime MOVIES for free?
>>68525063
woy pls
>>68525262
quality typo
>>68525275
Not much choice, he didn't bring any wingers.
sturridge on
>11 men behind the ball
>muh passion
VARDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Danny Murphy always looks suicidal
BASED Sturridge and Vardy
Will England ever win a game in an international tournament again?
>>68525312
jelly of your smarties desu
>>68525312
Rottenteeth/10
I would eat
>>68525317
>DUBBED
pls no pineapple-san
>Vardy and Sturridge coming on
Time to fuck Wales' shit up.
TIME TO FUCKING CHAT
V A R D Y
C H A T
HAHAHAHAH
FUCK YOU HARRY KANE
TWO SEASON WONDER USELESS CUNT
VARDY WITH WINNING GOAL LADS
YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST
>>68525158
I'm a /September7th1822/ m8
>sturridge and sterling aren't the same guy
Yay, Raheem can go fuck himself! what a shit player
WALES CHATTED SHIT
>>68525408
4-1 confirmed
heard plenty of chat
time for some banging
if england loses, can we finally accept that they simply are a mediocre footballing nation and have been for a long time?
Who went off for them?
>>68525402
i hate reading subs 2bh
>implying putting two strikers on will make any difference when they have 11 men in the penalty area and our final ball is utter shit every time
>It's coming home
>>68525063
Called it.
HAHAHAHAHA
>listening to your fans who want to masturbate to vardy
lol
>Vardy
>Sturridge
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
Who /nervous/ now?
Does anyone else hate how they do a countdown in the stadium? This is such an American thing to do.
VARDY AND DANIEL ON
KANE AND STERLEL BTFO
Why does Rooney look like he should be standing above a half dead bloodied body, with twins on either side of him and a couple slags sucking face on the couch in the background?
'BOUT TIME YOU AULD BOLLIX
>>68525514
it's england on steroids
>>68525468
I know right... also, Smalling
>>68523569
ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM ONE MAN TEAM
>Vardy on
>Sturridge on
It was fun while it lasted boyos
>>68525528
>being rused by little things
Sign of mental problems m8.
Why can't I fucking listen to the BBC radio stream in France. Absolute bullshit.
Didn't even realise the game was on, I thought it was Saturday
>1-0 Walels
kek
k-e-k
K E K
>>68525528
DE-FENSE
>>68525134
Good call. I think woy going with sturridge > wilshire is a better move tho.
WHALES ABOUT TO GET BANGED
>>68525538
You got issues man
>>68525586
>rused
I don't think you know what that word means.
>>68525572
I'm sure you meant to post that on the main thread mate
>>68525322
lol
>>68525309
I kek'd hard, I didn't see the "crush", supposed to say "brush" of course, but it was worth it
>>68525521
We'll be fine lad, Vardy is a Premier League-babby and Sturridge is more likely to get injured before scoring
England are already fighting like slightly larger house cats
>>68523569
anime
why did hodgson play sturridge after his last horrific match against russia? Jesus, does he do it on purpose?
DILLY DING DILLY DONG
>everyone counting on vardy now
he's not gonna handle the pressure
>>68525622
icelandic national sport
>>68525521
nervous fampai
ENGURLLAAANN ENGUUURRLLAAANN ENGGUUUUUURRRLLAAAANNN
>>68525299
Umm ok, thanks
>>68525627
>obsessive pointing out others' linguistic inaccuracies
and there's another sign
So, now that Vardy and Sturridge are on, who are the English gonna blame, if they still lose this match?
>>68525744
rooney
Who am I? What am I?
Well are you familiar with philosophy? The Greek classics? I thought not you are clearly not as intellectually developed as I am, so I will try to put it in words you understand. You see like how Sisyphus tricked Death itself, I have tricked and chained up the betting agencies. They can do no harm to me, I am invincible to them as I steal their profits away. You however are nothing, forced to toil day after day pushing your rock up the hill so you can scrape together enough money to throw away on one of your pathetic accumulators. Enjoy rolling the boulder there sheep, someone needs to give these agencies the wealth they give to me.
>yfw Smallings header from 6 yards out goes out for a throw in
>>68525744
Woy, of course
>>68525744
ref
>>68525725
obsessively*
>>68525670
I want to FUCK Kuro and tongueblast Illya's asshole!
>>68525744
Refs and France
>get kept out of the city team by Jesus Navas
>immediate starter for England
Only Roy could have thought of this
>>68525744
Woy for for fucking starting them
>>68525744
Woy for not starting them and wasting 2 subs bringing them on
>>68525794
>Refs and France
Nah, just France.
is the ref german?
England has not produced one (1) single good footballer since Joe Cole. It's always the same route-one taking, one-trick-pony players, never reacting to unique circumstance at the pitch, but just trying on their automated "tricks" every time they get the ball. No finesse, just stiffness.
>>68525744
Russian agitators
>>68525794
This
>Ingerland lose to Wales
>Labour MP shot dead
This is what you get for voting for brexit, dumb little englanders
russia and england have the worst fans and team
UEFA can go easy on them with the potential bans
>>68525770
how much money will you make form the bale one?
>Sturridge
>sturridge
Whom do the French root for?
They seem quite excited about the score...
I was thinking about the Pepe the frog meme and I thought it might be funny if the referee yells 'REFEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' when he gives a red card to a player (because the player has to 'get out'). Thoughts?
>hurridge
David Cameron warned us that if we vote Brexit that England would do shit
It feels good to have not given a shit about English football since 2012.
I'm laughing at them just as hard as anyone else.
2-1 wales
Why does Vardy always wear a wrist bandage?
>rooney on the ball and has a tough decision to make, should he pass, dribble, one two?
>fires a really slow cross field pass to the opposite winger or fullback
Every time
>>68525915
Wales of course, there's a long history of hating each others with england in any sporting event.
ALLEZ LES BALEINES!!!
>>68525915
I can't think of a single country in the world who would root for england over wales
everyone dislikes us for some reason
>>68525963
to protect his wanking arm
>>68525963
one too many solo parties if you know what i mean
>>68525915
Everyone hates the eternal anglo, only the English support them
Sturridge's contribution so far:
1 (one) idiotic dribble through the middle finished by losing the ball
1 (one) shot that went to geostationary orbit to join Ramos' CL strike
Our commentator said that Wales won over England last fime in 1984 hahahahaha.
>>68525981
Success breeds jealousy
>>68525861
are you retarded, lad?
>>68525981
>some reason
You know damn well why we hate you.
Okay. Looks like brexit isnt a big deal, cause they won't do anything withing 1-2 years. I'm safe this summer.
It's okay brits you still have your UK flag, just pretend to be welsh from now on to escape the banter.
>>68525981
It's just the old underdog vs. updog.
![[Vivid] Gakkou Gurashi! - 06 [0A634917].mkv_snapshot_07.11_[2015.08.26_21.36.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YbUeFAL.jpg "[Vivid] Gakkou Gurashi! - 06 [0A634917].mkv_snapshot_07.11_[2015.08.26_21.36.07].jpg")
>>68525854
>Labour MP shot dead
>read this
>check the BBC
>Labour MP shot and stabbed
The fuck?
>>68525998
lel
CHAT
CHAT SHIT
>football is coming home
CHAT SHIT
VARDY
V
A
R
D
Y
>woy didnt start him
>>68526062
>vardy
dammit
vardy
CHAT
CHAT
CHAT SHIT
GET BANGED
CHAT
W E W
>>68525744
the referendum
>>68525861
70 plus his tenner back you fucking mong
Chat shit get fucking banged
Shieeeeeeeeet
WHAT THE FUCK
>>68525915
England because I bet 3-1 for them
Vardy Party
CHAT
>>68526052
I really can't fathom why yanks would hate us, You still seriously harbour feelings over the american revolution or something?
C H A T
H
A
T
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON VARDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who else here /cheeky100onadraw/
CHAT
ROY GETTING UNBELIEVABLY BANGED
VARDY'S ON FIRE
Fuuuuuuck!
CHAT!
CHAT SHIT
he is a GOD A GOLDEN GOD
>grab beer
>1-1
>refuses to play the best striker for 1.5 games
>forced to put him in
>scores in 10 minutes
wtf was williams doing, casually heading toward his goal in that situation
CHAT
H
A
T
HE WAS OFFSIDE
What a shit goal
VARDY
A
R
D
Y
CHAT
>>68525981
>for some reason
it's not like your supporters have been utter cunts for as long as any living football fan can remember
>WILLIAMS
>>68526251
American in Germany here. We don't hate you in the overall sense, but we do in the same way you wanted to beat your dad in basketball for the first time or whatever. It's a friendly rivalry.
Come Wales don't let the English cunts win!
NOOOOO
REEEEEEEEE
FUCKING VARDY NORMIESSSS
CHAT
H
I
T
