>be american sports atholete
>get shot by myself
This isn't even the first time this has happened, Sven.
>be Swedish woman in Malmo
>go outside
>get raped 4 times before getting to work in the morning
>you're 23 minutes late
>boss fires you
>you get raped twice more as you drive to the gun store to buy a gun to kill yourself
>gun store doesn't exist because your country doesn't trust you with guns
>lie on the ground and cry
>get raped to death on the ground in front of the non-existent gun store
>>68178855
>This isn't even the first time this has happened
I'm not surprised. When was the last time?
>>68178910
>get raped 4 times before getting to work in the morning
>in the morning
>boss fires you
try to be realistic
>>68178914
Plaxico Burress basically did the same thing in New York. He ended up doing time for it.
>>68179008
lmao you go to prison for shooting yourself?
>Aqib Talib
>self-inflicted wound
Color me not surprised.
>>68179154
You go to prison for unlawful possession of a firearm and discharging it in public. Not to mention this was NYC where they have pretty strict gun laws.
>>68179154
Carrying an unlicensed gun is a felony in New York.
>>68179154
You go to jail for illegally owning a firearm and shooting it in a nightclub full of a hundred people
>>68179154
>What are you in for dude?
>I-I shot some guy
>>68179255
It's a felony almost everywhere.
Aqib is a Mach 4 Nigger
>>68179268
I kek'd, Portugal.
>>68178835
I worked with a guy who shot himself in the leg with a handgun.
We called him "Aquaman" because his daughter accidently drowned while he was busy fucking the pool boy.
>>68179408
>We called him "Aquaman" because his daughter accidently drowned while he was busy fucking the pool boy.
>>68179008
related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpgL5kuBpMA
>>68178910
Very realistic America-bro
