>Paris St-Germain striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 34, will join Manchester United this summer as assistant manager to Jose Mourinho. (Sportsbladet, via Daily Express)
>Current assistant manager Ryan Giggs is set to reject a job offer from Mourinho and end his 29-year stay at Manchester United. (Sun)
>Mourinho was paid £4m by Manchester United not to take a job elsewhere but has not accepted a 'behaviour clause' in a five-year contract at Old Trafford. (Daily Mail)
>United's executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward will give Mourinho £200m to spend and the Portuguese coach has already lined up Ibrahimovic as his first major signing. (Daily Star)
>Mourinho's targets include Everton's John Stones, 21, Portugal midfielders Andre Gomes, 22, and Joao Mario, 23, strikers Alvaro Morata and Mauro Icardi, both 23, and 29-year-old Argentina international Ezequiel Garay. (Guardian)
>Both Manchester United and Premier League rivals Chelsea will miss out on Napoli striker Gonzalo Higuain, with the 28-year-old in talks over a move to Paris St-Germain. (Sun)
>The Old Trafford club also faces competition from Barcelona for 22-year-old Paris St-Germain defender Marquinhos. (Telefoot, via Sun)
Other clubs
>Everton have spoken to former Manchester City boss Manuel Pellegrini about the possibility of becoming their new manager.(Daily Mail)
>Manchester City and Borussia Dortmund have agreed a deal for 25-year-old Germany international Ilkay Gundogan. (Goal.com)
>City will pay an initial £20.1m for the midfielder, with £1.5m in add-ons set aside should Gundogan impress for Pep Guardiola's side. (Daily Telegraph)
>Arsenal have entered talks with Bayern Munich over the signing of Morocco defender Medhi Benatia, 29. (Foot Mercato, via Daily Star)
>Former Manchester United and Everton boss David Moyes is in talks with Aston Villa and is considering a return to management in the Championship. (Daily Telegraph)
>Juventus are favourites to sign Chelsea target Miralem Pjanic, but the 26-year-old Roma midfielder could leave Serie A for Barcelona or Bayern Munich. (Gazzetta dello Sport)
>Swansea City striker Andre Ayew, 26, is aware of interest in him from other clubs after being linked with a move to Sunderland. (Telefoot, via Newcastle Chronicle)
>Inter Milan intend to sell 23-year-old Croatia international Marcelo Brozovic to a Premier League club this summer. (Sky Sports Italia, via Gazzetta dello Sport)
>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has revived his interest in Argentinian striker Maxi Romero, 17, but still has Juventus forward Alvaro Morata, 23, as his top target. (Daily Mirror)
>>67796205
>mou
>ibra in
>giggs leaving
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67796201
>Ibrahimovic
>literally whose who of whos?
>Ezeqiel Garay
>I repeat, Ezequiel fucking GarAY
You know, the piece of shit that plays in Russia because he couldn't cut it literally anywhere else? Yes, that Ezquiel Garay.
Like jesus fucking god, man... Did they just do a global search for players who might've been on the same field as Mourinho at any point in their entire lives? Thanks, I needed the laugh.
>>67796273
time to support FCUM
so wait let me get this straight. Man utd fans are happy over getting a manager who lasts only the first two years at every club he goes before leaving/ getting fired in the third year whilst leaving the club in utter shambles. this is the guy they are happy they got?
>>67796287
:^)
>fed up of boring football
>hire mourinho
Literally makes no sense
>During the afternoon training session, a fight breaks out between Ibrahimovic and Fellaini
>If you defend Ibrahimovic, you'll be on the receiving end of a a few nasty elbows to the jaw and Fella will dump an entire bowl of rancid couscous, which he always carries in his hair, over your head.
>If you defend Fellaini, Ibra will tickle your bumhole for 45 minutes with his ponytail while repeatedly shouting DARE TO ZLATAN, effectively humiliating you in front of all your team-mates.
Well, /sp/, what's it gonna be?
>>67796201
>Ibrahimovic having the mental capability to be an assistant manager
>>67796379
mourinho can play exciting football, he just knows when not to
>>67796421
2014-15?
>>67796201
>targets include Everton's John Stones, 21, Portugal midfielders Andre Gomes, 22, and Joao Mario, 23, strikers Alvaro Morata and Mauro Icardi, both 23
>all those poor youngsters
it will be another shoah
>>67796201
>buying a 34 year old
>kicking giggs out
>kicking mata out
>killing all youth development
t-thanks woodward
>>67796379
Bored of this myth tbqh
>>67796432
Not really sure what you are asking here but yes. Chelsea played good football in the first half of the season but when they started to drop off he made them grind out wins to ensure the title.
So Zlatan is going to be both player and assistant manager?
>>67796432
His best madrid team scored a little over 100 goals in the league
>>67796432
09/10 ; 11/12
>>67796205
>>Everton have spoken to former Manchester City boss Manuel Pellegrini about the possibility of becoming their new manager.(Daily Mail)
>Leaving Man City and their unlimited funds to go to fucking Everton
How delusion all those scousers? First Mourinho and now Pellegrini?
>>67796435
>buying all those kids to sit them on the bench, loan them to a belgian club and ruin their promising careers
mou really is the death of young players, i don't know why they always fall for it and sign
>>67796477
he's already left Man City
>Mourinho was paid £4m by Manchester United not to take a job elsewhere
How does that work exactly
>>67796511
they pay him £4m if he doesnt take a job elsewhere
why are United creaming over Mourinho that much?
Didnt they watch how he almost burned Chelsea to the ground 6 months ago
>>67796511
I guess "We'll pay you to keep yourself available until we fully decide on whether to sack LVG or not"
>>67796503
Yeah, I get that, but can you imagine that leap? Going from buying De Bruyne's and Sterlings to buying fucking Lennon's and Besic's?
>>67796511
You say "hey, we'll give you 4 millions dollars to literally do nothing" and the other person says ok.
>>67796557
must be either that or retire for him now though
>>67796536
Oh, now it makes sense
>>67796535
Because they're desperate. Mourinho is a deal with the devil, you give him your team and full control and he provides great results at a cost of a full burn out and locker room turmoil after 3 years plus weakening the image of the club.
what's this meme about mou not liking youth
chelsea 04/05 were young as fuck
>>67796583
Desu with the money United have they could be able to sell and buy him all the players he wants/need, he may last more than 3 years.
>>67796573
$ 8048314.55
Any spurs rumours?
All I hear is Mason to Bournemouth
Nothing about incomings
>>67796606
arsenal finished above you again
>>67796595
When 3 years go by and the board has to choose between replacing 10 players (that probably cost 250-300m) and replacing the manager they'll always choose to replace the manager.
>spend last 3 seasons bitching about not playing The United Way®
>celebrate the appointment of Mourinho
wew
>>67796593
They were a rather young team but pretty much all of them were already established players when Mourinho signed.
>>67796611
Is there a trophy for that?
>>67796595
>with the money United have they could be able to sell and buy him all the players he wants/need
it's not like Real didnt. Chelsea is not much poorer either
>>67796623
this whole club needs to burn down. can't even acknowledge all the sacrifices LVG has done to keep them afloat. Now Mourinho is coming and all the young lad (including martial) are off
>>67796643
Martial will be safe, it's types like Rashford who are dead
>>67796557
everton have a new owner and that with the tv deal means there might be a bit more money to play with than everton have had in their recent history
>>67796643
>Now Mourinho is coming and all the young lad (including martial) are off
>he genuinely believes Mourinho will sell/loan Martial
Lad, please. Don't be an idiot. I'm worried about some of the youth but Martial and Shaw are guaranteed starters.
So is Zlatan going to be a player-manager type thing? Sounds a bit weird desu.
>>67796536
They had probably already decided to sack LVG, they just didn't want a situation like Pellegrini had at City where it was absolutely certain he was being replaced
>>67796667
lel obviously not, don't believe everything in sports journalism.
>>67796660
i thought shaw is a permadead
>>67796639
Of course not, they wouldnt give an able bodied person a gold medal for winning an event in the special olympics. Still funny though.
>>67796660
is shaw really that good?
he looked alright at the beginning of the season but he didn't really have enough time to show it
>>67796658
Rashford, Fosu-Mensah and Borthwick-Jackson could have been the next Müller/Kroos/Alaba homegrown trio, only less talented but still good enough. But now that LVG is gone Mou will burn everything to the ground like the reckless madman that he is
quite interested to see the state of man u in 3 years time now. i'm guessing no youth coming through, team packed with 29-33 year olds, toxic dressing room. it's going to be fun.
>signing a bunch of Portuguese literally-who's and Garay
Why don't they just make Giggs the manager. It would literally be better than this shit.
>>67796690
>>67796699
Before his injury he was practically our best player. I'm so excited to see Shaw and Martial on the left together.
All depends on if he can get back to his best though. If not I'd like it if Borthwick-Jackson played ahead of him.
>>67796690
no he just broke his leg
I'd actually love to see Ibra in the PL, even if it is for United.
>West Ham have met Jamie Vardy's £25m release-clause and offered to double his wages. [via @ExWHUemployee]
>>67796421
so all the time. mourinho is a meme manager.
>>67796785
Fuck off shit spam
He'll stay at lelster anyway, it doesn't seem like he's bothered about the money and he's got champions league next season.
Official LVG sacking announcement in 2 hours.
>>67796817
> it doesn't seem like he's bothered about the money
what gave you that impression?
at 29 and spending most of his career in lower leagues I'd expect him to want as much as he can get over CL
>>67796840
Uh, no.
>>67796817
I'd like to know what exactly West Ham are thinking
why do people think they can buy leicesters best players
after all they've been through, why would they just jump ship to another club instead of experiencing CL football with all the mates that you work with
>>67796759
Yeah, it'll be great to see him be completely irrelevant because he isn't playing FC Froglegs every week. Then we can look forward to hearing "H-h-h-h-he was just past his prime, he really was world class and didn't just pad his stats in meme leagues, playing for the only relevant team in them and scoring penalties against literally who" and obviously, Zlatan excusing himself by speaking in the third person because he's so cool.
>>67796840
The lad would turn up to training drunk when he first signed for Leicester because he had so much money he didn't know what to do and just spent it getting smashed every night.
He's a non-league player that got lost.
>>67796817
>English football player
>not bothered about the money
pick one
>>67796846
it seems they want a striker
>>67796854
Why are englishmen such cunts?
>>67796854
Come on man, he played in the Serie A and for Barca for most of his career. Only his four seasons at PSG you can discredit.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3604582/Manchester-United-sack-Louis-van-Gaal-Jose-Mourinho-prepares-charge.html
It is done
I hope Manure get Zlatan on ridiculous wages and he scores less than 10 goals
>>67796379
Winning football isn't boring.
>tfw he's coming back home.
thank god.
>>67796882
>Juve who were rigging games and Inter in a post-calciopoli serie a
there is reasonable room for doubt
Genuinely worried about the future of the club
>>67796882
>he played in the Serie A
First for Juve as a bench player, then for Inter who were the only title contenders post Calciopolli (and the team improved after he left), then he flopped at Barcelona.
The only team that actually won thanks to him was AC Milan, the other times he was just in the right place at the right time.
Not even the guy you're replying to.
Any updates on the Gotze situation? I read he wants £140,000 a week, but can Liverpool really afford that when they're already paying Benteke, Milner, and Sturridge the same amount?
>>67796904
Of course he played for the best teams in the world but to say he padded his stats in meme leagues is ridiculous though.
>>67796893
Fabregas won't allow it.
>>67796921
>Any updates on the Gotze situation?
Yes
https://twitter.com/SanBorussia/status/734492614129549312
>>67796921
Yes, he's not going to Liverpool. Cap this.
>>67796929
Why are you seriously replying to an EPL baby?
>>67796201
>>Paris St-Germain striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 34, will join Manchester United this summer as assistant manager to Jose Mourinho. (Sportsbladet, via Daily Express)
At what point can you sue a newspaper for blantant lying?
>>67796968
I don't know
>>67796882
One year at barca before they ditched at a huge loss and the rest in a shit serie a after it all went tits up. Just look at Italian clubs' performances in the CL during that time if you have any doubt.
>>67796893
Real Madrid?
>>67796968
I'm not an EPL babby, I watch and respect other leagues. But facts are facts, Juve, Inter, Barcelona and PSG did not win because of Ibrahimovic, they won because they were by far the best teams in the league and he was just along for the ride.
>>67796972
I don't know how they get away with it. Blatantly publishing lies but say they got it from a 'source'.
>>67796972
You have to prove malicious intent in the US & UK
>>67796957
Like Fabregas has any say in it; Mata is loved at Chelsea and is the one thing they needed this season with Oscar being complete shit, as always, and Fabregas being shit. He's great and I can't wait to see him in a Chelsea jersey again.
>>67796983
No, he's not going back to RM's academy.
>>67796994
Valencia, then.
>>67796988
>Juve, Inter, Barcelona and PSG did not win because of Ibrahimovic
Also Inter and Barcelona won DESPITE Ibrahimovic, both teams instantly improved when he left.
>>67796991
>sell more shit by making shit up
Taa daa there is your proof.
>>67797000
No, he's not going back to Valencia either. Back to Chelsea he will go.
>City signing another injury prone player
can't wait for 1/3rd of their squad to be injured before christmas again
>>67796994
Mata doesn't seem like a player Conte would get
>>67797010
And Pep fighting with the head doc for it
I'll be fine with Ibra if it was just a 1 year contract with an option for a 2nd year. Surely worth a punt.
Can't be worse than Falcao who had a career ending injury beforehand, surely.
>Juan Mata will join Arsenal for around £32m
>>67796978
What like AC Milan winning it in 07 and making the final multiple times?
>>67797008
Jokes aside, despite how much I want it to happen, I don't see it happening.
He makes sense only in a 4231 for Chelsea and I don't remember Conte ever playing it. Yeah, he could play wide in a 433 but Conte played that with Juve only when he had Pepe that could track back and defend.
>>67796959
I'd be surprised if he went back to Dortmund, it would probably involve a huge paycut and the fans (at least the ones who go to games and made that "fuck off Gotze" banner) seem to hate his guts.
>>67797018
>Surely worth a punt
If it wasn't for his ego id be for it but idk how his attitude will be
>>67797034
Well he likes Mourinho so there's that at least. Imagine if he was under LVG, absolute nightmare.
>>67797034
Mourinho and Ibrahimovic would be a recipe for disaster.
>>67797033
Yeah but it's not Liverpool
>>67796994
Fabregas has massive lockeroom influence. He's not letting such a similar player come back.
>>67797012
Mata was a player they shouldn't have let go of in the first place (among others). They need a creative midfielder who knows how to score, assist, and dribble/hold the play up if needed. I'm sure if they were able to get Mata back at a decent price, Conte would already be starting his Chelsea career amazingly with the fans.
>>67797030
He could play wide in the 4-3-3, or at CAM in a 3-5-2, both of which Conte use.
>>67797045
Fabregas has bigger problems facing him, like rumors of Pjanic and Nainggolan coming in to the Bridge.
>>67797045
Yeah, right. A player who has been there for 2 years will just tell Abramovich and the board that a transfer is not happening.
>>67797053
Pjanic is Juve bound la
>>67797034
He's definitively worth it. He scored 38 goals this year. Sure he will choke in CL but United is not in CL next year so I think he can do really good.
>>67796921
if Benteke gets 140.000 a week, Götze should ask for 5 million
>>67797055
Him and Hazard haven't been there long yet got their greatest manager in history sacked in one season. Clearly not hard is it.
good to see Mou back
will be an interesting transfer window
LVG gets £5m severance
>>67796557
Everton have at least 100 million to spend this summer and he's managed Malaga and Villareal, they're hardly giants.
He's said in plenty of interviews that his number one priority above all else is staying in England.
>>67797053
>He could play wide in the 4-3-3,
No, because Conte will play it only with a more defensive player. This means that one between Willian and Cuadrado will start. At that point you would have one place which goes automatically to Hazard. Maybe if you sould both Pedro and Oscar, but I doubt it.
>or at CAM in a 3-5-2, both of which Conte use.
Conte didn't play with a cam in his 352, it was a 3142 with 2 strikers: Vucinic, Tevez, Matri, Giovinco, Quagliarella.
>>67797067
Getting a manager sacked is not the same as stopping a transfer by overruling the owner, the board and the new coach.
>>67797062
yeah, ice cream is more expensive over here i think
>>67797062
>bentekkers
>not worth 140k a week
u daft or wa?
>>67797081
could he do the same role as giovinco?
>>67797081
Italianbro, you've watched Conte a number of times right? Can you tell me about him and his tactics and shit?
>>67797100
he just did?
>>67797097
Benched and sold? Yeah, I guess he could do that.
>>67797097
Why would you think that? Everytime I've seen Gio play it's been nothing like Mata.
>>67797044
He can make more money in Liverpool though, and his own fans won't boo him
>It is being suggested that Van Gaal will receive a £5m payout. The Manchester Evening News, meanwhile, are reporting that Ryan Giggs “will turn down any offer to become part of Jose Mourinho’s backroom team”.
kek
>>67797121
just fuck the last part of my soul up pham
>>67797097
Hazard would do that, if Conte uses a 352.
Hazard, Costa (or new striker), Pedro, Traore, there is no place for Mata imho.
What is possible is selling Oscar and replacing him with Mata, I guess.
>>67797100
https://youtu.be/uUxPWY8ZI_Q
This explains it better than I could, despite the optimistic name "3-3-4" when it was a full blown 532.
>>67797112
>>67797116
2bh all i know about giovinco is he was at parma and now hes wrecking mlels, also is like 4'3"
>>67797041
I hated that quest
>>67797131
Hazard wouldn't fit in a wide role in a 3-5-2, you need width and tracking back at that position. Not mazy dribbling and cutting inside.
I don't think Conte will play a 3/5 man defence anyway, it's probably going to be 4-3-3
>>67796205
>>Former Manchester United and Everton boss David Moyes is in talks with Aston Villa and is considering a return to management in the Championship. (Daily Telegraph)
>Benitez and Moyes both in the Championship next season
>>67797121
Giggs is cuck
And he was nothing special, just old player playing good against norwich and others in that bracket
>>67797141
>Hazard wouldn't fit in a wide role in a 3-5-2,
Hazard would be the second striker, like Giovinco was. I don't think Giovinco ever play wide for Conte but I wouldn't out money on it.
>>67797121
glad giggs is leaving instead of forcing him onto mou as assistant manager. he needs to go get some managerial experience
>>67797151
alright, I misunderstood you. I thought you were putting him at the wing back spot
>>67797141
he would be on of the 2, not in the mdifield
Conte usually used a target man/poacher (Matri, Llorente) and a more creative/mobile striker (Tevez, Giovinco, Vucinic)
>United are also reported to have paid Mourinho £4m earlier this season to stop him agreeing to join someone else before they were ready to decide on their own management issues. That puts the cost of this managerial switch at around £9m, without factoring in payouts to the rest of Van Gaal’s coaching team.
fucking hell
>>67797158
2 years of Mou then the prodigal son returns
>>67797131
>3-3-4
lel then 4-2-3-1 is actually 2-2-3-3
>>67797121
So Ibra will be the new ass man?
>>67797158
>he needs to go get some managerial experience
I don't see how helpful lower league management is in helping a future Manchester Utd manager desu.
>/trans/ people actually understand football tactics
>>67797180
it's better than thrusting him into one of the most difficult jobs in football. it could potentially worse than LVG and moyes put together
he needs to show if he has what it takes
>>67796201
>>Current assistant manager Ryan Giggs is set to reject a job offer from Mourinho and end his 29-year stay at Manchester United. (Sun)
Thank fuck. Niggs has been stirring shit at Utd since he retired.
All these stories in *le Guardian are him.
The ones in the London media are Carrick.
Fucking disgusting club, and I'm a supporter.
>>67797183
>implying its hard to understand football tactics
Oscshit there because I beleive he can do it.
>>67797171
>zlatan
>going into coaching
'no'
>>67797199
He won't play a 3 man back line and will not force Fabregas into the Pirlo role
what about Mata to City?
>>67797183
>soccer
>tactics
>>67797199
>zouma
>>67797166
Is this also woodward doing?
>>67797210
Silva, KDB, Nasri, Sterling, Navas. They definitely need another manlet attacking midfielder
>>67797210
Last thing they need is another attacking midfielder
>>67797222
he has the final say, yes
Ajax should hire Giggs imo desu
Why everyone here likes Ibrahimović? Because he is edgy Bosnian faggot who thinks he is GOAT and he scores meme goals in meme league?
He is definitely good but far from best striker in the world let alone best player in the world.
He didn't do shit in NT either.
>mfw remembering match when Ronaldo raped Sweden single-handedly.
>>67797236
Most of /sp/ rightly considers him a meme player.
>>67797222
>woodward
>>67797199
>Ladies and gentlemen your 4th place champions!
>>67797205
I want to agree with you but he plays it with Italy, he likes it too much.
>>67797199
>>67797199
I like you Italy, but no way Conte gets Fabregas to play a DM like Pirlo, or even defend. I personally think this will be Chelsea's first huge shake-up in the transfer window since so many players need to be let go of and Conte clearly has some plans for his team which involve players he's watched/coached in Serie A.
>>67797236
This!
people love him because he is not little missy ronaldo diving pussy and stuff
he is real meme
and also, im ZLATAN fear me
>>67797236
>He didn't do shit in NT either.
Literally our best ever striker
Rest of the team is dogshit, that's the problem
>>67796511
Mou keeps scoring these sweet "here's a couple of million for no reason" deals, reminds me of when chelsea payed him to keep quiet after he left or something.
>>67797250
Do you actually think Pirlo defended or was a dm in everything but name? It's a position, not a role.
And there is nothing so far that tells us there will be a shake-up, if anything Terry getting a new contract says the opposite.
>>67797249
you're severely limited with a national team though
Manchester JEWnited.
Incidentally the 1pm time scheduled for an official statement coincides with the opening of the New York stock exchange - for which the announcement of a new manager must first be revealed.
>>67797249
He started playing it with Juve because he had 3 world class centre backs available who fit that system and at Italy, he had those same CBs naturally.
I think he just chose 3-5-2 because it suits the players he had at his disposal, not because it's his philosophy. At Chelsea he's going to have an old and past it Terry, Zouma with a blown out knee and Cahill. Good luck playing a 3 man defence with that.
>Let it leak that he's 100% gone seconds after the cup win
>Spend all yesterday pumping out articles about how much of a cunt weirdo he was
seriously hate Woodward
>>67797262
>for which the announcement of a new manager must first be revealed
'no'
>>67797199
Why not just play Oscar as the other cm?
>>67797253
>Literally our best ever striker
well because all you do is play hocki and skiing
>>67797250
Pirlo did 0 defending at Juve, he was a passenger without the ball while Vidal/Marchisio did all the running.
Fabregas will not play DM like Pirlo because he's not half as talented of a passer as Pirlo not because he can't do defensive work.
>>67797260
Which is exactly why he should play our strengths, the opposite of what he does.
>>67797263
At Italy he plays it when we have shit strikers, making a 2 strikers system silly, and have no good wide players.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36356584
LVG sacking confirmed
>>67797268
Oh yes. Whats happening at Utd today has NOTHING to do with the game of football.
Just corporate faggotry.
He's gone lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36356584
Never saw this coming.
>>67797277
>carrick
>The team made 3,222 backwards passes - the most in the league
>>67797245
>attacking filet o' fish
>after that WC campign with Netherland
does he even watch football or what?
>>67797253
>Literally our best ever striker
>>67797266
>>67797245
I wish they sacked him instead.
>>67797276
>At Italy he plays it when we have shit strikers, making a 2 strikers system silly, and have no good wide players.
Darmian is good as a wing back, and it's not like you have great wingers either so 4-3-3/4-2-3-1 doesn't make too much sense either.
>>67797249
Tbh whe have thre3 top CB and mediocre fullback, literally no good one on the left too
>>67796707
Gomes will literally be the goat Portuguese midfielder 2 years from now.
>>67797283
>>67797286
Here's a good read about Utd.
http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/english-soccer/jose-mourinho-and-manchester-united-a-perfect-match-in-ratings-game-1.2656918
>tfw ibra gets outscored by kane
Giggs would be an absolutely SHIT manager btw. Cunt has mutton for brains. John Barnes tier.
>>67797287
a 433 with Insigne/Candreva makes a lot more sense than a 352 with Giaccherini wide.
>literally giving one of greatest manager to ever grace football the sack because he didn't play like "the united way"
this guy! HIM!
he is still in charge of everyhing that happens in manure
And he is doing what he is doing, just so he can win some bets
>>67797288
De Sciglio-Darmian are not THAT bad. Yea h De Sciglio had a awful year but I blame Milan.
>>67797297
He was sacked because he spent a shitload of cash and did not deliver results. Stop this >le sacked because le bad football meme.
The thing about opinions is everyone has one and they're all assholes
Do you think he'll keep supporting Chelsea and United together?
>>67797297
There is no such thing as ''The United Way''.
The old Man Utd is dead.
It's just a circus now.
>>67797297
>£250m spent
>a league where everyone's doing shit
>best you can do is 5th and an FA Cup after the easiest run ever
>playing the worst, most cowardly football in the league to boot
>relying on De Gea and Martial magic to get you points
>>67797269
Because Oscar is fucking garbage.
>>67797295
I'd do something like
-------------------Buffon--------------------------
---------Barzagli--Bonucci--Chiellini------------
De Sciglio----------------------------------Darmian
------------------------Motta-----------------------------
---------------Verratti-----Jorginho-----------------
------------------------------------------------------
--------------------------------------Insigne
and the 2nd forward Pelle/Immobile/El Shawarma, I don't know, it's a shitshow of a position.
>>67797308
>I support everyone
>>67797316
Well yeah, I agree. Italy unironically rates him though so I was wondering his reasoning.
Nigger still strong. Took 3 players.
>>67797292
Ibra won't even break 20 goals because there aren't enough meme teams in the bplel
>>67797322
Sportainment.
What a neat word.
>>67797308
>>67797308
he is literally portugal edition of paki football fans
Karius in Liverpool for Medical
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/loris-karius-liverpool-move-nears-11371934
>>67797308
>I support Chelsea and Inter because my daddy managed them, it's t-totally legit
>Dad manages Madrid
>Dude Messi lmao
Wew
>>67797322
Dude what the fuck.
>>67797329
Pretty much confirmed then?
>mfw Ibra and poop destroy this mickey mouse league and butthurt englishmen scramble to find excuses
AVB to >Schalke
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
>mfw he sells mata day 1
>Ibrahimovic and Mou in charge
Any United fans who cant see the whole 'team' is just a global entertainment machine are deluding themselves.
They haven't got the best manager to win a trophy, Pep is across the street so they've thought oh fuck we'll get his big rival, that'll be dramatic.
Should we keep that coach who has been here 29 years? Nah let's get Ibrahimovic, he likes to say retarded shit in interviews now and then, that'll get us some clicks.
>>67797304
I said mediocre, as in average, while all 3 cbs are among the best,you could always put Darmian on the left mdifield and Florenzi on the right
>>67797308
Do you think he used to laugh at his dad after Messi once again took a shit on his carefully prepared gameplan?
>>67797319
Whore
>>67797331
Paper from 2 weeks ago
>>67797278
I was talking specifically about having to tell the NYSE first
no such thing
>>67797322
>jawa pos
>>67797345
Ty based Korea.
But sadly, most Utd fans on here are deluded and brainwashed.
>>67797313
Let's add more shall we
>knocked out of the easiest CL group
>knocked out by Boro at home in the League Cup
>49 goals scored in the league, lowest for Utd in PL history
>21 points out of 36 points gained from the bottom 6
>record high 0-0 draws at Utd
>like 10+ home games without scoring a goal in the first half
>>67797345
Do people seriously believe this Ibrahimovic as an assistant rumour?
I mean really?
>>67797338
AVB is incapable of managing a team that doesn't include Hulk
>>67796205
>Swansea City striker Andre Ayew, 26, is aware of interest in him from other clubs after being linked with a move to Sunderland. (Telefoot, via Newcastle Chronicle)
>after being linked with a move to Sunderland
>>67797253
/sp/ är så anglofilt att om man inte spelat i EPL krävs det att man gör mål i varje CL-match man spelar i för att inte ses som en flopp
Ex. Zlatan, Higuain, valfri La Liga-spelare utanför Real/Barca
>>67797338
Two massive chokers united
>>67796892
but not winning it with boring football is, weebfaggot.
>>67797329
rip mignolet
>>67797308
Which teams do you support /sp/? I support:
1. Man Utd because I respected them groing up
2. Arsenal because my family supports them
3. Chelsea because I'm from near London
4. Man City because my dad's friend works for them
5. Leicester because I think Vardy is cool.
>>67797369
Sant
>>67797364
>>67797370
LEAVE AVB ALONE ;_;
>>67797359
Even if untrue, the Mou point stands. Sacking a manager who finished 5th and won a trophy and replacing him with a manager who was sacked with his team in 17th, in the same season no less.
MAKES SENSE.
Not only that, but sacking a manager because his play style is allegedly boring and his team doesn't score enough goals and replacing him with a man notorious for playing cynical shitball.
MAKES SENSE.
It's purely for TV and nothing else. They've realised they can stay relevant for another decade without actually winning anything if they keep the circus going.
>>67797378
AIK
>>67797338
Why can he only manage teams with blue kits..?
>>67797369
>w-why don't the big strong Anglos rate our meme player
No m8, it's enough not to be an utter embarrassment in the CL, Ibrahimovic failed even at that.
>>67797386
>It's purely for TV and nothing else. They've realised they can stay relevant for another decade without actually winning anything if they keep the circus going.
This. And only this.
ABUs on suicide watch
>>67797387
Post you're face when Hammarshit get relegated
>>67797378
1. Feyenoord ;_;
2. GF38, used to live there
3. Lesta, been a lifelong ever since the crying lad called into the 606
>>67797386
>sacked with his team in 17th,
I think the lowest position Chelse had this season was 16th.
>>67797386
I'm not a United fan, but if you ask me if I'd rather have what LVG was doing over the last 2 years or take a punt at Mourinho I'd go with Mourinho every time.
>>67797386
are you celebrating something now, or you are actually allowed to use internet?
>>67797371
>I don't like anime
Worst meme on /sp/ desu
>>67797399
Missing 2015-16: 15th
>>67797378
Liverpool because of the family but I'm more of a self hating fan. Also Leyton Orient and Exeter because I found their names groovy.
>>67797378
1. PSG because I live there
2. Atletico because they are the underdogs and Simeone is the father figure I never had
3. Sampdoria because their kits are cool
4. West Ham because Payet
5. Man U because Martial
>>67797399
>full seasons
Nice way to avoid having to put "2015/16 - 16th" in there
>>67797378
Everton because I enjoy watching PL football but never winning anything
>>67797387
>>67797402
>Gick på Djurgårns hemmapremiär
>15.000 (femtontusen) på plats
Skam för Sverige
>>67797378
1.Real Madrid because I took spanish in high school
2. Arsenal because the owner is American like me
3. PSG because I want to go to France one day
>>67797378
Bandwagon United because childhood memories and Villareal because "yellow submarine" is fucking awesome.
>>67797386
Mourinho won the league the season before, though. And he's done the whole "come into a club with a ton of cash but somehow still a mess, build a team, win trophies" thing time and time again. Even his "disastrous" second reign at Chelsea saw him make the CL semifinals and win the league. There's no reason to think he won't win the league with United, even if he only stays for 3 years.
