Let the clayb owl begin
Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/
TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/
Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10275668 (embed)
Schedule for today in CEST (-6 for EDT)
Men
11:00 Albot - Paire (19)
11:00 Ungur - Sijsling
11:00 Gabashvili - Young
11:00 Kyrgios (17) - Cecchinato
12:30 Sela - Brown
12:30 Kuznetsov - Becker
12:30 Nishikori (5) - Bolelli
12:30 Sock (23) - Haase
14:30 Djere - Thompson
14:30 Karlovic (27) - Montanes
14:30 Raonic (8) - Tipsarevic
16:00 Basilashvili - Edmund
16:00 Carballes Baena - Pavlasek
16:00 Isner (15) - Millman
16:00 Chardy (30) - Mayer
16:00 Dimitrov - Troicki (22)
Women
11:00 Riske - Golubic
11:00 Sorribes Tormo - Pavlyuchenkova (24)
11:00 Kovinic - Kvitova (10)
11:00 Arruabarrena-Vecino - Hsieh
13:00 Buyukakcay - Sasnovich
13:00 Diatchenko - Safarova (11)
13:00 Gibbs - Watson
13:00 Kuznetsova (13) - Shvedova
14:30 Diyas - Witthoeft
14:30 Schmiedlova - Muguruza Blanco (4)
14:30 Georges - McHale
14:30 Vesnina - Brengle
14:30 Pliskova (17) - Rogers
16:30 Cepede - Lisicki
16:30 Gasparyan - Stephens (19)
16:30 Halep (6) - Hibino
Federer not participating this year because he's old an broken.
>>67765129
guten morgen!
still 3 bongs until the tennis marathon starts
I can't handle the hype anymore
4th for the lads
>>67765489
Look at how Fed is already fading into the BG.
I think i caused this.
>>64752294
>>67765489
GOAT LIST
1. Federrer
2. Djokovic
3. Nadal
25-40 range. Murray
>>67765256
Will she ever win anything?
>>67765629
She already won life by being attractive and mediocre at tennis. But in terms of titles Hell nah.
What station is this on here?
>tfw don't get tennis channel
>>67765489
manlets, when will they learn
>>67765688
http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/content/the_tournament/info/broadcasters.html
>>67765629
she did win, my heart.
>>67765754
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
nth for nishikori to win the French cup
![f_DM_2005_16_SOIREEDESJOUERS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LbVjep2.jpg "f_DM_2005_16_SOIREEDESJOUERS[1].jpg")
HELP
Gonna be a complete wash today
>>67766183
yay
wow so its literally raining all week
>>67766213
>making that webm
>posting that webm
are you in art school? kill yourself.
please cheer for my countrymen
make tennis great again!
>>67766213
nice sport you got there, yuros
post meme girls
i'll start
>>67766293
Can't name a single Dutch player
>>67766309
zoom in, i named them even though you're not gonna get much mileage out of it
>>67766293
I'd rather cheer for mine BUT
>a 38 old who's been more injured than active
>a mantel that never makes it past 3rd round because his fancy backhand misfires
>a Rastafarian who's game is absolutely chaotic
>some more scrubs that can't beat top 20
At least i can claim Zverev when he wins. Russian if he loses.
>a prodigy that is actually Russian
>>67766309
Richard Krajicek has more Slams than all Canadians combined ever.
>>67766414
Richard Krajicek has as many French Opens as all British Players combined ever.
Gonna be in Philippe-Chatrier for the womens semis.
Should i buy one of those overpriced hats everyone is always wearing?
>>67766537
Just wear your fanciest suit and wear a white fedora.
>>67766537
depends on how overpriced
>>67766549
http://www.storerolandgarros.com/stores/rolandgarros/en/product/roland-garros-panama-hat---ivory-navy-ribbon/157329
95€
I wish i was joking.
>>67765585
Agree. everyone loves Murray over here in Scotland, and while I agree he's one of the best int he world right now, he hasn't consistently won enough to be considered anywhere near the top 20 GOAT. It's a bit of a shame because Scotland is fucking horrific at sports in general, and when we get someone who can compete with the very best in the world and he has these three guys to compete against for all of his career.
>>67766563
yikes
twenty bings remaining
everyone get your food ready, open up your tenth beer and smack your wife it's yellow ball time
>>67766661
Made the resolution not to drink during RG.
Will I make it?
>>67766307
>Eurosport Player login error
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67766788
fuggg
french open grand slam
best slam
the courts are wet because the french retreated.
>try to login to Eurosport Player
>"error in the database, please contact our customer service"
>try to contact customer service
>"error in the database, please contact our customer service"
>>67766860
Delete cookies
Rafawinslol
>>67766882
If only.
>>67766869
Stil not working. I'm panicking here.
>>67766891
it really does feel like bot's year
>>67766905
Bitch on it in on their Facebook
>>67766905
calm down. format c:\ and install win7
>>67766924
What does that even mean? I have Windows 10.
>sound is shit quality and delayed
FUCKING EUROSPORT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF
FUCKING FIX YOUR SHIT
>>67766933
nothing. I was making a cruel joke against computer newbies.
If you can't connect to eurosport than call them up or try to email them immediatly.
Stan the man will save us.
>>67766917
But every year is botyear now
>>67766946
>call them up
I don't want to speak to some Indian tech helper in Mumbai.
>email them immediately
Might do this.
>>67766924
Don't do this. Hitler here is trying to ruin your
Holy fucking shit. Makes you really appreciate TennisTV when you have to sort this crappy Eurosport Player out.
>>67766991
>It's that episode where he shills tennis tv.
How did you even get a job there lad
>>67766941
>That Becker trading AD
Awful
>>67766960
nah mate
his time is limited, he's got another year or two tops then it'll be all downhill if it doesn't happen even sooner.
>>67767009
Can tell you're a casual tbf. Djokobot is going nowhere.
>>67767014
He is declining already, m8.
Who /Popopopopopopopolololo/ ?
>>67767009
>what everyone said on /tennis/ just to get (you)s for 5 years
>>67767023
Not much of a decline. 2015 was just inhumane.
>based THIC Danka
TYBG, dem legs are getting all wet and shiny from the rain too
>>67767023
Younger generation are shit. Closest competition is an old man. A Spaniard whose knees have exploded. A serial choking mentally deficient Scott.
Why can't Djokovic keep his level for more than 1 year at a time? Why is he so inconsistent?
Can tell all the slam casuals are here since Nadal is winning the poll
kyrgios no :(
any streams that aren't complete shit?
>>67767062
I wouldn't call it inconsistent anymore. In the past yes but now it's consistently great. 2015 was excellent and the best season a player ever produced.
You can't expect him to hold that level.
>>67767099
>2015 was excellent and the best season a player ever produced. You can't expect him to hold that level.
Federer managed to get three 3 Slam years and two 2 Slam years in a span of 5 years. Plus he made almost all of the finals in the ones he didn't win. That's so much more impressive and consistent than what Djokovic has ever done.
Crescendo sure gives Nick a hard time.
kyrgios isn't even awake yet
>>67767113
Re write that. Can not for the life of me figure what that means.
>>67767113
Yeah If you take more than one season into account Fed has done better.
That still leaves Djoko at a level where he's better than his main contenders. Even if he can't repeat 2015
All of his somewhat recent defeats were caused by him having a shit day or Stan having the best day of his life. Except Cincinnati maybe.
Nice of the frogs to not bother turning up to watch their own tournament, as always.
How can you not understand what he wrote lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzCg7mLrfvs
>unironically watching non-team sports like tennis
>>67767186
I saw that on /r/tennis as well bro :')
>>67767186
lel
>>67767197
>unironically being so cucked by jamal that you completely discard tennis, a sport that you were once best in the world at, in favor of soccer, where you're forever going to be shitty, and hockey where you're getting cucked by finland year after year
>>67767197
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA sure made me laugh bro.
Goddamn, where did this Cecchinato come from? Kyrgios struggling and he isn't even playing poorly.
>>67766293
Be a Dutch
Never clutch
Sijsling and Haase has a magical ability to consistently lose tie breaks
How come some Spaniards go by the first last name only, and some go by both? Is it like a regional thing?
>tfw kyrgios will unironically win a grand slam in your lifetime
>he will do it for the mighty nation of lebanon
>>67767256
These sub top 50 smell the massive money they can get from advancing in a Slam. A third round defeat can finance an entire season for some players.
Here we go.
haha conduct warning
get fucked ump
kyrgiGOAT is always right
>>67767290
But he's half Greek half Malaysian
HALF GREEK HALF AMAZING DESU
>>67767303
they are all the same
bloody darkies ruining my country
/pol/ please go
>>67767303
Half Leb it is
What's he complaining about?
Sound is so shit I can't hear.
>>67767319
he was called for a conduct warning after pumping his fist and celebrating a point
he is being a sook now and chucking a wobbly
makes him play better though imo
>>67767328
No he got a warning for shouting "towel" at a ball kid
Still dumb tho
>>67767341
why is the ump such a cunt
fucking surrender monkey
I fucking love Kyrgoat.
Oh god that splitscreen worldfeed.
>>67767350
Fuck off from here please. Go back to your cricket or hockey.
>>67767328
>makes him play better though imo
He won in Marseille this year by showing no emotion and acting like a proffessional
>>67767358
mate, its a grand slam, us casuals come in hordes
>>67767358
>expecting a GS thread to ever be free of Aussie shitposting
you poor naive soul
Aussies are fine in my book because they gave us Kyrgod.
>>67767378
Seething at the casuals.
>>67767384
They're the worst lad. You'll see when we get to the final.
>tfw haven't done dishes for a week
>haven't cleaned my clothes for 2 weeks
>haven't cleaned my apartment for 2 weeks
>haven't watched the hockey even tho we are winning
>haven't been a social human for like 3 weeks
>no stable job only money for rent and food in June
But I have tennis and alcohol hehe
>>67767418
Are you going to go to tori when we win the hockey tonight?
>hating aussies
do you hate fun too you fucking dullard
Why doe Sky change their transponder frequencies so much. I have do a rescan every single fucking Slam.
>>67767446
Le dank aussies bringing bants haha xDdd.
>>67767418
Literally can't be comfy without the house spotless first lid.
>>67767455
The PAIN. I think mine does it automatically though.
I'm not okay with Kovinic's outfit
>>67767460
dullard
>>67767446
I don't enjoy reading shitposts.
>>67766955
what is the first panel saying about reddit?
>>67767469
dullard
>>67767446
>>67767430
Torilla tavataan :D
>>67767460
>Literally can't be comfy without the house spotless first lid.
huh, practical autism
I pride myself on never giving a fuck enough to do anything productive. It's only when my house is a complete embarrasment that I get of my ass and clean the shit up
>>67767485
this literally feeds my soul every time i feel like not shitposting
thanks moot
>>67767485
>literally sold his site to a gook because he couldn't handle the LE BANTS XD
Kyrgios doesn't look very white to me.
>>67767500
Nothing comfier than a spotless house. Food on the table and drinks cold. Get a comfy blanket. Turn down the lights and enjoy.
Didn't they have Hawkeye in RG? For collecting match data.
is kyrgios going to lose a service game.
im doing the rolling cheeky 1.05 bets on him winning his serve and am asking if you guys think its a good idea?
>>67767513
>>67767513
Yeah he's half Greek that explains it
>>67767529
Truly the greatest player ever.
>>67767529
>those roid veins
Who else /onlygrandslams/ here? Gonna be a good couple of weeks of shitposting tttt (to tell the truth).
>Paire
>Kyrgios hits a tweener and Cecchinato hits a backhand smash stop ball
>Eurosport directors decide to got to the ending of a meaningless womens match during the replay
>the woman hits a double fault on match point while we in small split screen can see Kyrgios attempting another tweener
I, for one, welcome the Aussie and Kiwi funposters to enrich our community during the next few weeks.
>>67767592
Just watch the court stream?
>Australians in charge of breaking
fuck you Kyrgios reeee
>>67767614
>he thinks I pay for a television or Eurosport player
I'm too poor, watching batman stream, the Eurosport commentator is pretty cool though. Having an old British man mumble statistics adds to the atmosphere
>kyrgios with his bored serve
This Cecchinato fella is pretty cool
dem splits
BEASTyrios
Poor Cecchinato, he works so hard in both sets, comes so close. But Kyrgios wins both
tyb kyrgiGOAT
d-don't scare me like that Kyrgios-san ;_;
Kyrgios is the master of tie breaks. Him and Stan are so clutch.
CheekyNeato BTFO
BIG STRONG American back to back US Men's Clay Court Championship finalist Jack Sock will win the Surrender Open.
>>67767863
>Is called Jack Sock
>Not actually a giant tennis playing sock
What did they mean by this?
>>67766293
Remember Haase has crippling autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6XobKBMhAU
0/10 break points. CHOKYRGIOS.
why are none of you watching kovinic/kvitova
casuals
>>67767904
What is he shouting?
>>67767917
what about me?
it isnt fair
i've had enough now i want my share
>>67767917
Turn that music off
>>67767908
did Kovinić use to have like a different hairstyle or something
for some reason I remember her as cute
Petra Kchokeova
>shitova
>dat eurosport djoko renault ad
kyrgoat gon goat
should make quarters
>>67768092
He'll have to beat both Gasquet and Nishikori before the quarter
>>67768141
literally who and some ching chong
ez boyz
>>67768141
yeah, he's better than both
muzza will probably have his measure tho
>>67768141
Gasquet will crumble and surrender as usual.
The chink could be troublesome tho.
Why do tennis players feel the need to choose balls.
They are all the fucking same, what's the fucking point. What a waste of time.
Are they autistic or something.
>Pear
>everyone is wearing a shade of blue
>>67768198
lol what a scrub
someone post that future top 10 pic
>>67768166
>>67768169
The Australian slambabies are here
>>67768173
Gasquet has beaten Kyrgios quite a lot, it depends on the mood of Kyrgios I reckon. If Nishikori is healthy I think he should fight away Kyrgios in R4
>yfw ben wa pear gets nicked by a bloody gypsy at his home slam
>Paire
Paire is a joke
>>67768207
>australians are slambabbies
fuck off chink, more australians post in M1000 threads than finns and we don't shit them up talking about socialism either
>>67768211
>Gulbis and Janowicz
>>67768211
nice list faggot
>>67768211
>tomic but not kyrgios
seriously?
>the city of Paire
>>67768225
If you aint no slambaby you would have watched Chink vs Kyrgios in Madrid QF, Kyrgios was serving and forehanding like a madman, and Nishikori still won in three sets.Nishikori's backhand is so much better than Kyrgios that Nishi is always the favourite in rallies. Ofc Kyrgios has a chance
>>67768225
>tfw Gulbis and Janowicz are two of my favourite players
>they are literally no where to be found atm
>>67768211
Real top 10:
Kyrgios
Zverev
Nishikori
Raonic
Coric
Djokovic
Murray
Thiem
Goffin
In no particular order
everyone give /pol/'s brave dudi sela you power to btfo that german rastafarian
\o/
>>67768305
>In no particular order
One has won 4/6 tournaments played
Hmm
>>67768307
>5'9 vs 6'3
When will they learn?
Wait, shouldn't andy murray and stan the man be playing today?
Or does the french open schedule work differently from the other slams?
>>67768357
All play tomorrow for some reason.
>>67768357
16 matches a day for the 1st round
>>67768293
lmao I actually did watch and posted in the gamethread
he should have won that match anyway, was the better player over the first two sets (plus dat tweener) and the conditions (ridiculous wind) really suited the jap - kyrgios will win if they meet at RG
>tfw no clay courts to play on
>>67768173
Non, Gasket is based he will beat Kyrigos and then lose in straight sets to the first of the Big Four in the tourney he faces.
>>67768307
>helping the jews
they've had enough help already m8
>>67768395
He will probably lose to Nishikori (again) in the 4th round.
>>67768429
No, Tatiana will be in the crowd screaming Allez Richard and he will remeber that slam win and power through.
Then in the fifth set a pigeon will get caught in a camera and scare Gasquet so he will wrap up the win ASAP.
who /Tipsa/ here?
>les banlieus de Paire
Will Laura Robson win a game in her match?
193th for jog on if you watch women tennis
>>67768462
Talking big sense
>>67768376
huh, I disagree, Nishi was better
was a great match tho, I'm hoping they play at RG
P A I R E
A
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R
E
>>67768531
Quiet, spastic.
desu honest I think PAIRE should play doubles instead
tbf i would buy the fuck out of the official towel if the price wasn't like 45 euro
Acestream 19 and 20 are looping a Eurosport advert, is there an acestream showing brown/sela?
![Yaroslava+Shvedova[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XnF8Jbt.jpg "Yaroslava+Shvedova[1].jpg")
who /slava/ here?
WHERE IS SHE
>>67768662
nishikori match
i can see her
will japans cowardly kei nishichoke will be able to survive italy's brave simone bolelli 3rd set comeback?
literally havent seen a ballgirl i wouldnt fuck yet
>only ONE channel on Hue TV
I'll have to watch those shit center court matches.
>>67768795
m8 I'm stuck with Heather Watson getting BTFO by her doubles partner
Does itv4 have alternative courts?
>>67768795
Lad get a Unibet account and make the smallest possible donation. Don't even have to play and you can watch any match you want.
>tfw I could be watching a game at the court but refused the invitation because I don't like the person who wants to go there with me
>>67768881
I bet all my money on a Trump win in November and now I gotta deposit more if I want to watch matches. With 0.00 funds able to bet with you are blocked again. Fucking jews
>>67768924
The minimum deposit for me is €5 and minimum withdrawal is €15. I just deposited €15,10 and withdrew €15 straight-away, got it back on my bank account after a day.
I don't see how Novak will lose this year
wawrinka isn't gonna do shit
nadal didn't get his test boost in time.
I don't see kei powering up in time
Is murray our only hope?
>>67769032
yes
>>67769032
He can lose the same way he lost in Rome. If he plays a five-set semi and his opponent in the final got there without giving up a lot of sets he's vulnerable. Hoping he wins though.
Acestream for brown vs sela?
>>67769032
There is one other hope
Fuck off rain
>rain
>france in charge of weather
>French weather
>No play for one and a half hours
where's the ROOF?
>watching glorious japanese tennis player
>go to toilet
>come back
>eurosport showing kyrgios again
Suspended due to rain I'm guessing?
Also, motherfucking eurosport, they have two channels, one of them not in hd. They are showing fucking men in spandex on the hd one and my fucking eyes are bleeding trying to follow a small yellow ball in sd quality.
Even Wimbledon was dry for 2 years now
>>67769032
Our hope is a fan stabbing Djokovic during change over.
>yfw the knife breaks in half and reveals a metal endoskeleton under living tissue
>>67769265
our only hope is literally kyrgios
>>67769292
Kyrgios is losing to Gasquet
>the """""grand"""""" slam of Roland Garros
Would you rather be a claybabby and be godawful on every other surface, or be average on every surface?
>>67769355
If it means I will win the French Open, or lose in the quarters/semis in all four slams. I'd pick winning a trophy.
>>67769355
>would you rather be great at one thing or mediocre at several?
only losers would pick the latter
>Matches will start no earlier than 4:30pm.
Local time, I'm guessing.
So in an hour.
>>67765158
>Federer not participating this year because he's old an broken.
>>67769423
I was thinking more of a semis in RG and 1000s and a nice amount of 500s and never past the thrid round in everything not on clay
>>67766307
how do i make her my gf? pls help
>>67769472
be rich
>>67769472
You have the right skin colour so you're already at an advantage.
helo redit
not a lot of interesting matches today 2bh lads. missed kyrigoat anyway. maybe dimitrov and troitskee could be fun
tomorrow is when the real RG starts 2bh
>>67769504
check
>>67769515
check
what's the next step????
>>67769265
>be Serbian
>get stabbed
it's called pulling a Monica Seles
>>67769566
You have to be a complete knob, Genie is a cunt who hurt Laura's feelings
>>67769566
idk tbqh can never tell with those rich snob types.
doubt she's into sugar daddies probably wants somebody who is more famous than her.
I heard she dropped her spaghetti when bieber did some exhibition with her
the goat: soon
>>67769641
>got bageled (6-0) yesterday (May 21st)
>GOAT
pick uno
>>67769586
but anon how can she be a cunt when she has such a cute smile?
btw lads when will play resume?
>watch the frenchbowl
>rain delay
>go to my club
>rain delay
>get back to my house
>frenchbowl still in raindelaylol
just rain my shit up mon amis
Kyrgios, seeded 17th, advances to face Igor Sijsling of the Netherlands in the second round.
WE'RE GOING TO BUILD A ROOF
AND THEY ARE GOING TO PAY FOR IT
They should just fucking man up and play in the rain.
Who cares about a few accidents.
>>67769814
It's about the wetness of the balls. Have you ever tried playing with wet balls? I don't think you have, else you would'nt have made such an ignorant post.
>>67769759
>seeded 17th
wew, go kyrgios. hope he breaks into top 10 by the end of this year
>>67769851
Dutch know all about playing with wet balls of course.
:3
>>67769851
No I haven't. So what happens if the balls are wet?
>used to play tennis as a kid but didn't really care about it at the time
>tfw now that I actually like tennis I'm an obese fuck so I can't pkay
I have made some poor life choices.
>>67770061
iktf bro
>>67770061
play it so you can lose weight
>tfw tennis game in 2 hours and it's nice and sunny
can't wait to lose in straight sets
