Alright Yuropoors, when the USA win their inevitable World Cup and still not care, will their be a collective suicide because the Amerigods have finally decided to humour your shit """" sport"""" and win?
Why the fuck did Sammy Sosa do this to himself?
/sp/ i am refereeing some soccer games tomorrow. what can i do to fuck it up. give me ideas
Is there any other athlete that goes from hero to zero as quick as Westbrook?
>le choke in penalty man
>le cheeky banter yet start crying like a little pussy bitch when Buyem choke like cucks
>le be rated by autists who clamor for him yet he utterly fails to show up
>le cant carry team for a supposed world class striker unlike other strikers like based Chichariro who made literally whos like Neverkusen relevant in the world stage
>le statpad against shit teams like peepooland, burgerland, britcuckistan, poortuglawl and a des huezil
PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN
>take my girl to dodgers/giants game
>dodgers down 3-0 in the seventh
>she makes me leave to beat the traffic
>dodgers end up winning in the ninth
>her face afterwards
how do we fix this sport?
Can we just share some stories about Messi's autism? The fact that the one of the best soccer players of all times is a complete sperg makes me laugh more tha it should and gives me some sort of weird hope in life.
>One day, Lionel entered the field with a plastic spoon in his mouth. He did not let go until the end of the session. It was a way to show that he was upset. For what reason? Nobody knew and nobody has ever tried to find out
>While manager Pep Guardiola was giving a dressing room speech, Messi interrupted him to ask for a Coke. Pep denied the request, saying his players may not have that kind of drink before a game. Clearly in the mood for some delicious brown sugar water, Messi stood up, grabbed a Coke and drank it in front of all the players.
>His cultural universe is a wasteland. He stopped watching the series “Lost” and “Prison Break” because the story was too complex for him. At most a few films, such as “Cuidado, bebe suelto” or “El hijo de la novia” as the heroine reminds him of his grandmother
And I still can't look at this fuck without disgust.
One play dude, you could have waited just one play and we would have won.
>Leave being London Mayor & World Champ to me