>no "swiping" or taking the ball
>no hogging the ball
>Vince Young played in the BCS Championship my senior year
>retired in 2014
Im having a fucking panic attack, I cant be this fucking old can I
As you leave the locker room and enter the Oracle Arena you hear loud noises from the crowd.
You and your band of brothers are confident, you are facing the Golden State Warrior a team with many accolades such as 2 Time-MVP steph curry, a complete bench, a team full of the most talented role players and last but not lease the thought of 73-9 lingers into your mind.
You try to rationalize "They are just another team" but in the back of your mind you're slightly intimidated. Its tip-off your team has the slight advantage through the first 2 quarters.
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4. Wings and/or boneless bites
5. Nonna's spaghetti
6. Fresh fruit
10. Grilled cheese
9001. Pop tart
9000002. Fish and chips
9000000003. Spotted dick
Who's ready for the GOAT olympics of all times?
I am ready for a shitshow for the ages.
>country about to break into civil war
>America engineering a stealth coup via senate impeachment
>deadly virus spreading like wildfire
And we're gonna host the Olympics in the middle of this. BRILLIANT.
Unless there's a runner on base or there's two strikes on the count, why does the catcher even have to catch the ball?
1. No Liverpool players
2. No Rooney
Congrats, England wins the euros.
What is the most fun sports related shitposting you've ever taken part in?
>Miami Heat repeating in 2012 and 2013
>pissed off all of Facebook/Twitter/Reddit and most of /sp/
>I would spam LelBrons on all 4 websites and just drink in salt and (You)s
I've never gotten such mass reactions out of people like that, the anal devastation was beautiful. Definitely my fondest sports shitposting memory.
My sources have confirmed that Jose has accepted the Manchester United job.
Finally, we will be a force once again. You mad cunts? You mad Liverpool fans? Fucking cunts gonna get spanked by the new United fucking cunts
Jose Mourinho > Jurgen Flopp
Sit the fuck down.
We've been telling you stupid fucks literally ALL season long the ride is over and you've denied it. Fuck your mental gymnastics meme and your overrated coach.
You're fuckin' done.
Good luck trying to build a team around Kawhi. You got your Pippen but your Jordan is gone forever.
Back to terminal irrelevance for you shitbags.
>Being eliminated the The Servant
>Can't even take it to a game 7
hey latraitor, are you proud of lasting 21 more hours in the playoffs over the blazers?
Actually if you read some of the stuff out of free agency last summer, Lillard was the one who drove him away. It hurt LMA that Dame was the one Blazer in all the ads and commercials when he had been with the franchise a lot longer.
Of course there was a reason Lillard was in all those commercials...
Who are the most obnoxious and least likable sports fan in your country? In the US, it's the yuroboo soccer elitist.
Not to be that guy, I like "American" football as much as the next guy and only barely like soccer, but I would say that "that loud typical bro football fan douchebag at the sports bar on Sunday who's drunk and obnoxious as fuck" is slightly worse than faggot soccer fans, but that's probably just because I've met less soccer fans. I really do hate the pretentiousness and phony "sophistication" of soccer fans though
What they SHOULD do:
>Add Colorado State, BYU, Memphis
What they WILL do: