>Considered a PL flop
>Constantly mocked by Portuguese and intl. press because he can't score for shit
>People keep saying he shouldn't even be in the tournament
>Scores the Euro 2016 winning goal
You can't tell me karma isn't a thing. You just can't.
In all seriousness lol, what went so wrong for France? I mean their team is superior to POR on pretty much every position, how did they fuck up so bad?
The sport does have a lot of randomness to it. One lucky bounce here or there and the whole thing could have turned out differently.
Portugal's plan was to sap the energy out of the game and hope for a lucky strike.
France couldn't keep up any kind of sustained attack and got discouraged and disorganized.
>hating on generational prodigies
Hows that working?
Pens deserved it they were the best team
Cavs deserved it too they literally came back from 3-1.
Broncos and Portuguese didnt deserve SHIT defense out the ass and shitty everything else but they still won. Disgraceful
>eiffel tower never shown portuguese colors
>is now turned off
>french rioting around town
>butthurt tweets from Thierry Henry and Rio Ferdinand how the cup quality was low and allowing 3rd places in was a mistake
SALTY AS FUCK
Since you fucked my country, I think I will have to fuck one of your cuties :3
>>butthurt tweets from Thierry Henry and Rio Ferdinand how the cup quality was low and allowing 3rd places in was a mistake
but it was
in no other sport would a team as bad as portugal go on to win the tournament
Do you rate Éder?
Was getting caught part of his plan?
If it wasnt for this man Rui Patrico Portugal would not have won. Yet people jeep talking about Ronaldo. Fuck Ronaldo.
This was Rui Patricos game.
It's true, and this is exactly why I can't support my own countrys team.
They actually play better when Ronaldo doesn't play, but hey, can't fight all that advertising/agents money.
Oh shut up. Sure Rui was over the top today but Ronaldo being taken out had a symbolic meaning. Immediately after they carried him away the team gave it everything they've got. And when he returned it was magic. You cannot hate anything about Portugal in this game you fuck
Ressaisissez-vous les gars.
Que l'on gagne ou que l'on perd, ça ne changera rien à notre vie, ça ne fera pas baisser le chômage, et on crèvera tous un jour ou l'autre.
" Vanité des vanités dit l'Ecclésiaste, vanité des vanités, tout est vanité. "
I'm not a football but Eder touched the ball with his hands and the ref didn't whistle. Lol, but why ? I demand an analysis of this match.
So this is how it feels like to be on a country that wins the Euro cup?
Why am I not satisfied? Why does my existential despair, my feeling of merely being a biologically conditioned contingency of a first cause I'll never understand, persist amongst all these celebrations and "TSUUUUUUU" threads? Could it be that there's no actual victory in watching football?
>tfw the glorious Moorish Caliphate just annexed us
>Based Bork wins
>I lose my wizard status
>I get promoted
Everything is turning around in life.
Isnt it absolutely pathetic that this is Portugal's forst trophy ever and it was a travesty?
Lol the state of european international soccer right now is fucking trash. There are literally 0 quality teams anymore just a big bowl of average. I can't remember a worse generation in all my years. Yes there is Germany but where are they? What happened? If I were Messi I'd fucking unretire right now because Argentina has a legit shot at the world cup final again EASILY with this going on in europe AND Brazil also having a horrible generation. Literally terroble