>his "sport" can end in 0-0
>players grow magical beards to help them win championships
>his sport has a world series that's only played in one country
>There is people who unironically think that he's not the best MF in the world
How do you guys think Messi handles the moment he realizes one far greater than himself has finally emerged?
Does he walk up to Pulisic with humility and poise to shake his hand and mutter the words, "You're the one I've been waiting for all this time", or does he plunge in to a state of denial that haunts him for the remainder of his career?
Seriously hope he gets the start against Argentina (he won't). I can only imagine him scoring the game winning goal against Argentina and becoming an international superstar before he even turns 18. His value is estimated at like 1 million euros or something right now, that would explode to at least 2 million.
Probably grabs his neck and tries to choke him because his argentinian nigger genes kick in
1. Nice Ronaldo
2. Marseille Muller
- - POWER GAP - -
3. Bordeaux Iniesta
4. Lille Pogba
5. Lyon Buffon
6. Lens Lewandowski
7. Toulouse Ibrahimovic
8. Saint Etienne Bale
-- POWER GAP --
9001. Paris Rooney
>tfw I can't even name three people on the US soccer team
That's how irrelevant they are to the average American.
Why do americans lack passion?
So let me get this straight yuros, if I blow a mans face off with this, does that make me a god of bantz?
Russia BTFO how will they ever recover /sp/?
I love it. Imagine life without football
Just host the Euro in America lads. Nothing gets past our security
>some hooligans rage because their club player weren't added in the national team
>throw flares and fireworks to disturb match
>everyone calls all croatians savages
>threads over threads dissing the whole country
I know you guys like to "banter" but holy shit, can you stop acting like fucking kids on sugar rush?
What's the appeal of hooliganism? I don't get it.
351 days till we win the Champions League