THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOES IT AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LyP3V3E_TI
https://vid.me/KSjJ
ATSUUUUUULUTE MADMAN
GUYS CHECK THIS OUT KEK
>>68802270
>still buttblasted that he drawed with Iceland
I'm in the Stade de France for Austria-Iceland with some paper and markers. Tell me what to write on.
>>68802180
TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
vote leave
It's all about getting one for Da Land
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36579427
post yours
>hard mode: no more than 1 player from each team
>Lallana
>not Dier
>>68802169
>Lallana
>Lallana
Change the formation and put Walker or Clone in
http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2647758-jaguar-used-in-2016-rio-olympics-torch-ceremony-shot-dead-after-escape
>Crime infested country that bites off more than they can chew
>Captures wild animal with shitty handling, let it loose, and then shoot it
>Athletes are abandoning Rio anyways
>Incoming spread of disease
Well /sp/ should we abandon Rio?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10554152
>>68801870
While the Republicans are crying about ISIS, which is 50 guys in tents in the desert, millions are dying of dysentery and starvation in Brazil.
So maybe we should get our priorities straight, eh?
>>68801870
>Inb4 Brazil collapses in the next year
>one jaguar killed in amazonas
>"you can't go to rio there are jaguars there!"
you should fear favelados and funkeiros, not jaguars you stupid american
>>68801948
>brazil collapses next year
>next year
lel
what would happen if these two were to meet in the Euros?
would there be a lot of violence between the two?
nah
the nordie fans might start shit
they tend to be more of the working class loyalist persuasion
>>68801715
No because we're not savages. There would be some friendly banter and maybe a few people spewing butthurt on /sp/ when we beat them 5-0 again
How far would this team go in the Eurocopa?
ro16 exist after drawing germany
>>68801570
>pooguero
>bravo instead of ospina
Not very far because you put then in some retarded meme formation. But a combined SA team would probably win it
Since yesterday's thread got 2pa1n'd into the archive, I figured I'd set one up today to cover anything that anyone may have wanted to talk about. The official threads regarding roster changes will pop up after the Euros however, but feel free to talk about it if you want.
I'd like to inquire you about something: there's a series of exhibition matches being streamed these days, two of them including /sp/. Normally I'd ignore the issue altogether, given it's the streamer that set up the matches and neither the manager nor me intended...
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This is the primary pitch, for those who don't know how it looks like.
>>68801508
Looks good.
Are we playing today then? Or later? How are we doing with summer prep?
>>68801508
>>68801539
I think the primary pitch looks better tbqh
lel
>Paddy Power
Of course.
>Irish 'humour'
>>68801425
>No valentina nappi
>no rocco sifredi
who /uglykit/ here?
This piece of shit is going on sale July 3rd. I will probably buy it though because my old shirts are falling apart.
Post your teams shit uniforms for this upcoming year.
>dat Chevy logo
>>68801359
What part of Algeria are you from lad?
>>68801359
no stars this time?
Now that the US is out, let's get back to business.
Home team on left.
>Wednesday
DOOP vs Chicago Fire, 7pm EST
Real Salt Lake vs NY Red Bulls, 10pm
LA Galaxy vs CO Rapids, 10:30pm
>Saturday
Seattle Sounders vs NYCFC, 5pm
DOOP vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 7pm
DC United vs NE Revolution, 7pm
Columbus Crew SC vs NY Red Bulls, 7:30
Montreal Impact vs Sporting KC, 7:30
Orlando City SC vs Toronto FC, 7:30
FC Dallas vs Real Salt Lake, 8pm
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FIRST for DA ANGELS
It's hard to believe everyone is distracted by fucking CLEVELAND in the meantime
>Eight hours until tonights matches
BUT FIRST:
>Parade for DA LAND
>5 million baseball games
>nap
ITT: We pay respects to based hungarian legends
>>68801107
interesting thing is that i actually played in that benfica squad and miklos basically died in my hands
>>68801261
lmao, were you the ball thrower?
Reminder that last night was the SINGLE MOST EMBARRASSING CAPITULATION i've ever seen from a national team.
I've seen teams lose their heads and get torn apart like Brazil and Mexico. I've seen teams play turgid football and come undone year after year like England.
Never have I seen a team get to a semi final and not have a single shot. Never have I seen a country so completely and abjectly willing to bend over and take it in the hope that the opponent will be merciful as the USA last night. Never have a I seen a team 3-0 down with 40 minutes to...
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but they never parked the bus, nigel. we were obviously outclassed but they didn't really stop trying to attack from the first minute.
they couldn't get any possession because argentina is light years ahead of them, and also because the very few chances they did have to string some passes together, the fact that they were rattled by the opponent made itself known and they constantly gave it away.
it wasn't a good fight. they gave up the booty. and yes it was ugly.
but they never stopped trying to attack.
>>68801088
>Reminder that last night was the SINGLE MOST EMBARRASSING CAPITULATION i've ever seen from a national team
Mexico's was much worse. The US might have tried to park the bus at 3-0 down, but at least >we tried something. The Mexicans just gave up, which is why they lost 7-0.
>>68801340
This.
It looked really fucking painful after the US missed shitloads of passes and had the ball intercepted multiple times; however, while they did a really bad job at it they at least tried.
Now, Mexico, man, that was on an entirely different level. They had lost all hope and they didn't even give a shit.
Even Brazil managed to score ONE goal against Germany at the huelocaust....
srsly what if someone stabs him?
what would happen?
>>68801057
nobody hates the GOAT.
football wins
>>68801057
he would bleed
Haha, tsuu, yes he he, all these funny memes. le funny sweatpants man.
(hold me /sp/ I'm scared)
>>68800959
I'm kinda scared too desu but we got a good chance
Barbara will protect you.
>>68800959
Rooting for you guys
Honestly you can do it desu
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3651970/Big-Brother-star-Laura-Carter-s-sex-tape-footballer-sale.html
>Big Brother's Laura Carter is reportedly featured in a sex tape, with an English Premier League footballer, that is being shopped around for £10,000.
so who is it? must be someone hideous because of:
>She will be devastated if it gets into the wrong hands. This isn't what she wanted.
please i want to know who he is, i want you to show me
>>68800887
It's Ryan Giggs isn't it?
Dammit Ryan, we talked about this. Not again!
>10k
bournemouth squad player at best