It fucking happened, lads. Meme magic prevailed in the favour of the good guys, making this tournament semi-bearable to watch. Italy completed their long-awaited face turn, putting reigning champions Spain out of their misery in the knockouts, and the based Vikings stood resilient against a pitiful >englel side to give them a place in the quarter-finals against the hosts. The fate of the Yuros currently hangs in the balance. Can the forces of good find a way to take it home? Find out next Saturday.
Iceland are the big guys
German in the bad guys please. The've won way too much shit, they don't another title.
They were the good guys in 90 tho.
>>69017675
Italy is third in the all time WC table and also "good".
Actual English Tears edition
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Can see England losing then #Brexit getting spammed all over this board 2bh
2nd for gambling simply not profitable. Plumbing industry the way to go.
Is this the face of a man that doesn't give it all on the field?
Argentina doesn't deserve Messi, I don't think any other country on the world talks so much shit about his own players.
>>68995922
>ronaldo cries and they call him crynaldo
>messi cries and quits and they call him the GOAT
>>68995922
KAZ
COME HOME WHITE MAN
ITT athletes who are also murderers
>motorsport drivers
>athletes
Where's my invitation to the wedding between you and your sister Billy Bob?
this guy was a real psycho
Now being your typical american that doesn't really follow football all that well, can you explain to me the level of impact Iceland winning today's match vs England is in sport's history. Not just the history of football but all sports history. Where will Iceland's victory go down in history in regards to "sports upsets"?
>>69028927
Imagine if St. Mary's school for the Autistic and Blind beat the Green Bay Packers that's aboit where we are right now
>>69031435
>mfw I went to that school
it's not THAT big of an upset, people just like to make fun of england on here
england was never seen as some high tier team in this tournament
Eternal despair edition
Who cares about lineups, just come here to shitpost.
altuve is cute
CUTE
who /Orange County/ here?
>>69027924
We all are
Oakland Athletics vs San Francisco Giants
AT&T Park
10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT
TV: CSNCA | NBC Bay Area
Daniel Mengden (RHP #67) (0-3 | 3.00 ERA | 21 K)
vs.
Jeff Samardzija (RHP #29) (8-4 | 3.59 ERA | 77 K)
OAK
1. CF Coco Crisp
2. 2B Jed Lowrie
3. C Stephen Vogt
4. 3B Danny Valencia
5. LF Khris Davis
6. 1B Yonder Alonso
7. SS Marcus Semien
8. RF Billy Burns
9. P Daniel Mengden
Arismendy Alcantara
Billy Butler
Max Muncy
Josh Phegley
Jake Smolinski
SF
1. CF Denard Span
2....
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A's
end this """rivalry"""
yfw Reddick goes to the Giants
>>69027797
I hope Poolittle goes to Stockton and stays there as a vendor for the rest of his career, literally Jim Johnson tier.
And I want to fuck his qt gf/wife.
Get in here, Mexi-bros! We should celebrate!
>>69027524
Yeah you all got jobs soon
Now build that wall
>>69027590
>Tfw no one can tell I'm a chicano
>Tfw triggering mexishits
EHHHHHH PU700000000
>>69027524
how many times are you going to make this thread lad?
Post your top 5 most hated players
1. Arturo Vidal
2. Gonzalo Higuain
3. Sergio Ramos
4. Cristiano Ronaldo
5. Alexis Sanchez
>>69020933
That's actually a pretty solid list
1. Mario Götze
2. Mats Hummels
3. Ter Stegen
4. Lahm
5. Sven Bendert
1. Jordi Alba
2. Jordi Alba
3. Jordi Alba
4. Jordi Alba
5. Jordi Alba
So rightfully, England are getting fully memed on tonight, and will do for years to come. Please keep your meme arrow spam up in the other threads.
What I would like to use this thread for is to have a serious discussion about why England flop so horrendously at tournaments. What is it that makes us so utterly shit? All comments welcome, let's try to bottom out why we are so fucking bad.
For a start it seems our players are horrendously limited technically. I don't think having kids play on full sized pitches helps, it just promotes a kick and run mentality...
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>>69018325
because they're fucking cucks
they give up at the slightest sight of resistance
literally no fucking game
hodgson is utter shite
wrong team picked all the time
utter shit
too much money
too little talent
too much expectations
you cant name a creative player in england like pogba or ozil or iniesta, ofcourse you choke
>>69018325
Even our shitty meme team can beat Englel
Are they pulling a 92 Denmark? How far are they going?
If they win it all it will be far bigger than 92 desu. They are fucking 300k people for christ sake
>>69017086
I don't know about their prospects against Franiggerce. I hate to admit it.
When will our turn be?
Please don't say the norwegians are next.
Copa Chokememica
>>69014335
Copa Choka rolls off the tongue better m80
once Germany or Italy is included (with Uruguay) then we can have that tournament and it will be 100x better than anything we've seen
So this team is officially better than England right?
Easily
no.
definitely
Iceland beat England and will face France next.
Who do you want to win, Iceland or France?
Iceland
>>69013500
Iceland by far
how is this even a question
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>letting the thread die without a new one
its like letting the olympic flame go out
>english goaltending
Honestly I'm not even slightly surprised.
England's gonna win 3-2.
I don't want this to happen but it will.