My attacking football will bring you tears of JOY, said a proud ROY
Before playing for you, I'll commit HARA-KIRI, replied Xherdan SHAQIRI
C'mon, let's play footy and have a good TIME, cheered le cut inside MAN
I'm in, just let me finish my PEPSI, chimed Leo MESSI
WHEN I WAS
Cause the real main event in Cotto vs. Canelo was dem titties.
Who's the most hated teams in every sport?
>or possibly LeBron powered Heat
Am i wrong on any of those?
What about other sports internationally?
>le speedy mong
We're going to lose to the vikings today.
My QB is a gay islam defender.
We lost to the Buncos in what could have been dismissed as an oddball game.
Then we lost to a meme nigger.
Then we lost to the lions.
Going from being a legit answer to "Who can stop the Patriots" shitposts is agonizing and embarrassing.
Just fuck me up I don't care anymore.
When your team is in ashes only then do you have my permission to die.
Dude is gayer than Michael Sam. Look at everything about him.
I have never seen a more obvious closet case. It's actually embarrassing. Just come out of the closet, a'aron rosheesh.
>we were born in time to see Messi, Neymar, CRonaldo, Iniesta and England's brave Jamie Vardy
>we were born in time to see Floyd Mayweather
>we were born in time to see Adolfo Cambiaso
>we were born in time to see Nadal, Djokovic and Federer
We are so lucky, the 2010s will be remembered as the GOAT sports decade
>we were born just in time to see the Era of Stephen Curry
>we were born just in time to see the Era of Lewis Hamilto
Literally who can stop him?
Who's gonna win today?
Is he the third best player in the world?
Is he better than C. Ronaldo?
Second best. Neymar is the type of player that can carry a team under Messi's absence. Rolando is the type that can only score goals against teams like Granada and go missing in big matches. He needs people like Benzema, James, Di Maria, Ozil and Bale to feed him poacher goals while going missing most of the match. The guy is past his prime
I've done it /sp/. I have created the formula to find out which US city is the most successful in sports, I call it the Sports Success Rate. It's pretty simple really, SSR = # of titles/# of teams. Some ground rules before we start.
All cities counted have at least 3 teams.
“City” consists of the whole metro area.
Titles won after 2005 have a multiplier of x1.5, while titles won before 1970 have a multiplier of x0.5.
Titles won by a team that has left the city are nullified.
Titles won by a team before they moved into the city are...
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PHX: Cardinals (0) Diamondbacks (1*1) Suns (0) Coyotes (0) = 1/4=0.25
PIT: Steelers (4*1 + 2*1.5) Pirates (3*0.5 + 2*1) Penguins (2*1 + 1*1.5) = 14/3=4.67
STL: Rams (1*1) Cardinals (8*0.5 + 1*1 + 1*1.5) Blues (0) = 7.5/3=2.5
TB: Buccaneers (1*1) Rays (0) Lightning (1*1) = 2/3=0.67
Therefore it can be concluded that Boston is the greatest sports city in the US, while Pheonix is the most pathetic.
Honestly anybody living in a city with an SSR less than 1 should just kill themselves.
Who's excited to see how Brock Osweiler preforms today? His first NFL regular season start.
Also hoping Packers lose so I can prank call a faggot. That is all. :^)
I KNOW THE GAME HASN'T EVEN STARTED BUT FUCK IT BROS. WE DID IT
>THE METH INFESTED CITY OF KANSAS SHITTY
Cowboys are 150-147 since 1997 with 2 playoff wins, so why do their fans act like "DEM BOYZ" are the best team in the league?
The thing that annoys me the most is how people think they're still gonna win the division just because they have Romo back. 7 (seven) straight losses this season. You can't come back from that.