With Dave Chisnall sent to a Merthyr Tydfil Travelodge to watch Richie Burnett try and fashion up two Pot Noodles using only the contents of his hotel room and Michael Smith sent to Swansea's finest weight loss clinic last week, the play-off phase of the Betway Premier League gets underway tonight starting from Sheffield. Two players will play a brace of matches each week for the next four rounds before the last two weeks of the league phase are four matches each.
Kicking off the evening of darts are James Wade and Raymond van Barneveld. Barney was back to his best last week against MVG while Med Man fought back to get a point off Gando. With the Dutchman five points off the playoffs after the conclusion of the group phase, a win is necessary if he is to make it to the O2.
The current table topper in Phil Taylor is next as he plays reigning PL champion Gary Anderson. After cruelly yet mercifully killing Blubby Boy with a bull finish, Philth will revert to being the villain against the Scotsman who hasn't lost in the PL since he last played the Groper.
The survivor from Judgement Night is third in the night as Robert Thornton faces off against the now vincible Michael van Gerwen. The first fixture between the two in Liverpool produced the shock of the league so far as a noticeably out-of-sorts Green Machine drew with Wee Rabbie. With no win in three now for the World Number 1, this will be the perfect fixture to restart his winning ways.
Two English derbies close out the tungsten fun in the Steel City as Adrian Lewis first plays against utter berk Peter Wright. With the Fat Man actually on course for the playoffs this year, playing Clownman, who he demolished in Nottingham last month, should be the perfect starter for his wobble towards London.
Wade then faces Taylor in their second fixture of the night in what may be a repeat of week two's humbling of a tired bipolar sufferer against a sex pest.
Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports 2.
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Haha time for /180/
>Two English derbies close out the tungsten fun in the Steel City as Adrian Lewis first plays against utter berk Peter Wright.
lyl
Things you may have missed over the past week:
>Clownman takes part in terrible April Fool's story
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/7042172/Darts-stars-in-jeopardy-over-investigation-into-illegal-throwing-actions.html
>Weird Austrian throws weird 9 darter; loses to Ladyboy Jr. in the process
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/r12a1or3ejkb1gnwshbi6pzfl/title/suljovic-achieves-unique-nine-darter
>PDC Twitter account finds the actual dart equivalents of Adrian...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f98h2V2F5Kc
You can't make this shit up.
>Boca
>Argentina
>Not Bolivia
btw
>Almost 2 years from the 7-1
>Pele debuto con un pibe
>>66651062
Calm down caucasian friend, it's too soon.
SEMEN
NORMIES OUT edition
Old thread: >>66639035
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
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SO many shit threads lately
Sixth formers making threads bang on 500 posts is grating also
First for Big_Al, king of TT
>>66650870
Good image
John Terry team of the year
smalling hasnt play a single minute as rb this season tho
John Terry is clearly mentally ill.
He looks like a Lifelong Lester fan
I'll start with an easy one
>>66650136
>le injected with "rice and beans" man
He probably has a micro penis from years of steroid use
If I had a gun with 2 bullets and was stuck in a room with Ortiz, Bautista and Ryan Braun I'd shoot myself so I wouldn't have to live in a world where Ortiz, Bautista and Braun exist
>tfw the Yankees have so many rings that they have more than double the second closest franchise
>>66649991
>tfw the Yankees have spend so much money that they have spent more than double the second closest franchise
>>66650032
>mad at capitalism
hell fucking yeah
why wasn't ribery jailed for rape of a 17 years old child and adam johnson was sentenced to prison only for grooming one?
because Johnson groomed a 15-yo and that's illegal
>>66649949
so grooming of a 15 year old somehow deserves a prison time, but literally fucking a 17 year old doesn't?
>>66649958
Fucking a 17 year old is legal in france
Underrated players in great teams.
>Danny Simpson
>Andy King
desu they are both shit. Sold in the summer
>>66649978
>Andy "Fuck off you forest bastards" King
>Sold
Don't think so.
Lorenzo Cain. The dude would be the fucking highlight superstar on any other team but on the lels he's just an outfield piece
>Sporting Braga - Shakhtar Donetsk
>Villarreal - Sparta Praha
>Athletic Club - Sevilla
>Borussia Dortmund - Liverpool
All games start at 21:05 CEST
yiss
might as well call it the Dortmund/Liverpool match thread though, who is going to watch something else really
>>66649814
I might switch around streams a bit.
Also, who else /sp/arta here?
we didn't do too badly edition
Can we have a /sp/ history and nostalgia thread? I have a stack full of ebin memes and nostalgia images I saved from 2012 onwards on a whim. Post anything from epic sporting moments to the reactions/images they generated on this board.
>oh, it must be
>aston villa are the champions of europe
Back when football was manly
2012 was like 10 months ago m8
Whats your prediction for the game vs Boston? Howard was topnotch against Philadelphia so I say a sure win for Detroit.
Howard is a below average goalie. He's due for a serious regression.
>>66649030
I hope Boston wins in OT
>>66651755
This tbqh
All 3 teams in the race are destined for 1st round exits sadly. I wish the east had more parity.
The champions league final
>prove me wrong
>>66649006
Buyern is gonna rek Benfica for 5-0
Madrid is gonna rek Volkswagen for 6-0
Satisfied senpai?
>>66649027
>Buyern is gonna rek Benfica for 5-0
yeah no
>>66649006
UEFA will rig the draw, so they will play in the semis. Only way that Barcelona has a chance to go to the final.
Germany, Ukraine and then whoever we get in the ro16 on the off chance we qualify from 3rd
england, quite easily
>>66648841
>le shit on my on country polak
Why do you always have to be negative about the only thing positive in your god forsaken shithole of a country.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/04/06/jamie-vardy-is-not-a-footballer-he-is-a-fantastic-horse-says-cla/
>Jamie Vardy is not a footballer he is a fantastic horse, says Claudio Ranieri
I-Is an horse an athlete?
>>66648644
yes
>>66648644
confirmed
it's finally confirmed
the question has been answered
after all this time
an horse is most definitely an athlete
>Arseanal
>tfw no good finisher
>giroud for four seasons
>no legit world class forwards available
gonna have to gamble on a lukaku or lacazette this summer.
and if sideways passes were goals united would be winning the league
fuck me what a useless table