LA DOYERS vs COLORADO ROCKIES
>Yimi Garcia struggles late edition
5-4 bottom 7.
>kazmir and yimi in the same game
rockies must be an all time shit team to not have triple digit runs
>Story with RISP
Here we go :-|
Bring in Based Kenley for 7 out save plz
STARTING PITCHERS
Jared Cosart vs. Jeff Samardzija
MARLINS LINEUP
1. Gordon, 2B
2. Realmuto, C
3. Yelich, LF
4. Stanton, RF
5. Bour, 1B
6. Ozuna, CF
7. Dietrich, 3B
8. Hechavarria, SS
9. Cosart, P
GIANTS LINEUP
1. Span, CF
2. Panik, 2B
3. Duffy, 3B
4. Posey, C
5. Belt, 1B
6. Pence, RF
7. Crawford, SS
8. Samardzija, P
9. Pagan, LF
Giants trying to snap a five game losing streak with based Barry back in town
>>67022246
all i want is the giants to get some hits
hopefully the re-jiggering of the batting lineup will help
how much longer is the pitcher-batting-eighth experiment going to last
>>67023407
Too fucking long I'm sure
What did they mean by this?
>>67021765
Why do those two negro gentleman look so much cooler than that little white nerd in front of them?
>putting a kangaroo on your sweater
>blacks are over represented in American sports
>it's because we're physically superior, u jelly whiteboi
>whites are engineers and CEOs
>it's because white supremacy keeping blacks down
What did they mean by this?
How was he so good?
meme magic before it became known as meme magic
>becauwth he only did interviewth with womenth he wath going to fornicate with, so you better thtop tawking or ...y'know
>>67021650
He fought against nobodies in an irrelevant sport.
He's famous not because of fighting prowess but for biting ears and idiotic things he said
I'm hosting my university's version of the ESPYS. I've got to talk for over 30 minutes about random shit that the athletes at the school will think is funny.
I really need help with content ideas, jokes about college athlete stereotypes, possible made up stories, etc.
Tell them how shitty and irrelevant American sports are and how real football (don't use the term "soccer", it's gonna make you look like an idiot) is the only sport that matters.
If your uni has a real football team, bring them on the stage and suck their cocks in front of everyone to show them how much you honor them.
At this point the audience should join you in doing so.
It will be a fun and entertaining, but at the same time also very important and moving routine.
>>67019867
>If your uni has a real football team, bring them on the stage and suck their cocks in front of everyone to show them how much you honor them.
What's the point? Everyone knows divergrass fans suck cock. I wasnt to be somewhat original.
Tell them funny tales about how you browse 4chan, masterbate and cry whilst the athletes are out honing their physiques and fucking women.
Memball Ace vs McLovin
lol wtf
hey guys the game is starting did all the astros fans drown???
nice play
Fuck you OBJ
>75 million
>smart
>Redskins signed norman just to fuck with the gnats
Top kek
>>67019453
>spending all your cap space on a CB
HOW HAS HE NOT BEEN SACKED.
WHY DIDNT HE PUNISH MORI.
HE'S CRASHING THE CLUB.
PLAY NIASSE IN RESERVE GAMES.
USE SOME OF OUR YOUTH.
FUCK.
The biggest hack in sport? He ruined Wigan. His whole reputation is built on a flukey cup run and nobody questions him because he's a 'nice guy'
WENGER OUT
>>67018766
What part of Liverpool are you from fella? Going the food and drink fezzy tomorra?
Who would win a match, 11 Neuers or 11 Messis?
Neuer is overrated trash.
Messi is overrated trash.
>>67017681
you are a spic
So are the Raiders moving or what?
Are we done with relocation for 2016?
>>67017262
>Fat Antonio
>relevant enough for 2 sports teams
Pick one
>San Antonio Raiders
>implying it won't be the Texas Raiders
>>67017453
Well they're certainly not less relevant than Houston.
1. Your country.
2. What website(s) do you use to follow sport news?
1 Flag
1 L'Equipe, Eurosport
4chan and sometimes leddit
what's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this guy?
Magic
Transexual son
nigger
ITT: Say something nice about your teams rival.
Pedroia is a good hitter.
They have some good young talent and some great bars around the stadium.
Aguero is a fucking top player
Arod probably sucks a good cock
why do americans insist on being so fat
>it's a NEETs gather around to watch a shitty TV show and post screencaps trying to recreate an outdated stale maymay thread
Team
Player you want to draft
Player you hope your team won't draft
>Bengals
>Josh Doctson
>Braxton Miller
>Jags
>Jalen Ramsey
>Myles Jack (pic related)
>Vikings
>I didn't pay attention this year, idk Knemdiche
>>67015591
>Panthers
>Kevin Dodd
>Derrick Henry