>Your team probably got walked off sub-edition
DET:Saltalamacchia smacks two-run walk-off homer
WAS:Reynaldo Lopez to make MLB debut this week
SF:Matt Cain (hamstring) cleared to start Wed.
LA:Kershaw (back) not ruled out for next weekend
CHC:Jorge Soler (hamstring) nearing rehab games
TEX:Shin-Soo Choo (back) remains out of lineup
NYM:Duda (back) to resume baseball activities
SD:Rangers showing interest in Andrew Cashner
PIT:Jameson Taillon (shoulder) to start Tuesday
PIT:Polanco (hamstring) remains out of lineup
WAS:Daniel...
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josh reddick steroids
KC
what would messi's life be like if he was shit at sports?
Probably a 1m50 dwarf selling bananas and oranges on a Buenos Aires market
Hed take his kids to school, then work 9-5 in an office doing paper work and come back home to watch tv while antonella cooks his dinner
His family was middle class, wasn't it? He'd probably be use his autist to study engineering or something
>keepers can do this and break people's necks and it's okay
He literally played the ball and happened to get the man are you retarded
>>69567782
>sissyball
>>69567782
You're retarded
>Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba's agent has not set a deadline for the player to complete a move to Manchester United, but all parties want to conclude the deal quickly for the 23-year-old France international. (Manchester Evening News)
Pogba may decide to stay with Juventus as the Serie A winners are in the Champions League, while Manchester United are in the second-tier Europa League. (Times - subscription required)
>Manchester United are considering a move for Liverpool midfielder Joe Allen, 26, but the...
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>no thread title
someone make a real thread
nth for JUST FUCKING HIRE BIG SAM SO WE CAN MOVE ON ALREADY
Mahrez to Arsenal is a done deal
Good kick is bad for a neck.
1. Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) - £346,000 per week
2. Lionel Messi (Barcelona) - £327,000 per week
3. Hulk (Shanghai SIPG) - £327,000 per week
4. Neymar (Barcelona) - £312,000 per week
5. Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Manchester United) - £260,000 per week
=5. GRAZIANO PELLE (SHANDONG LUNENG) - £260,000 PER WEEK
>BE SHIT PLAYER
>GET ITALY KNOCKED OUT OF EUROS
>BE EQUAL 5TH BEST PAID PLAYER IN WORLD FOOTBALL
my nigga hulk getting payed
nice
Chinese teams are throwing money to any decent European and South American mercenaries willing to go play there. They probably see these massive contracts as a long term investment; today we lure Pelle in, next season it could be a guy of the calibre of Hazard or something (just an example).
Where's Gazza?
Simple idea to fix soccer:
In basketball, once you cross the center line on offense, you're not allowed to go back unless it's deflected by the defense.
Tell me why applying this rule in soccer wouldn't make the game 100 times more exciting
>in b4 100*0 = 0
Please respond
Not a bad idea imo
Add a 3 second defensive violation in the box too
>>69599638
Teams would just not send anybody forward
Who can stop us, lads?
Who's supposed to score the goals?
Isn't Terry like 50 yo by now? Time to retire I'd say
I thought Costa wanted back to Atletico
we did it, >we fucking did it again
EUROPEAN SURF CHAMPIONS
Would not fuck. Doing drugs and hanging on a plank is not a sport, you should know better Bruno Aleixo.
>>69599355
she's 17 you pedo
>>69599399
>É Bruno Aleixo
>a falar no rádio
>Won the Six Nations and dominated Australia at Rugby in their own back yard
>Dominate Boxing
>Twenty20 finalists and holders of the Ashes
>Won Wimbledon
>Back to back F1 champions and soon to be a hatrick
>Refereed the Euro 2016 final
>Won the US Masters
>Won the 2012 Olympics per capita
>UFC...
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>>69599236
>What relevant sport aren't we good at?
The only relevant one.
>>69599236
>per capita
this is my favorite meme
>Dominate boxing
http://ringtv.craveonline.com/ratings/pound-for-pound
Post your sportfu
>>69599021
BREAKING: Thomas Schrammel of Rapid Wien has reportedly raped female team doctor
Biggest who?
>>69598882
good lad
more like dumb whore getting caught and now claims rape
>I root for a team that isn't within a 1 hour drive of my abode
>he lives in a small state
Enjoy your four electoral votes, ahahaahhaah
>>69598868
>he doesn't live in a major city with a professional team
i would rather fucking kill myself than live on some farm with my inbred brothers drinking moonshine and fucking animals all day
>>69598887
Quads would have made this statement even better. Kudos to you good neighbour.
LOOK IN MY EYEEEEEES
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>>69598732
That's weird... it says GOAT, what could this mean?
>>69598820
I don't see Messi in his eyes
messi
because that's all he ever looks at
http://www.uefa.com/under19/index.html
http://www.uefa.com/under19/season=2016/standings/index.html
Stream:
http://www.lequipe.fr/lequipe21/
0/1 at 12min
http://www.uefa.com/under19/season=2016/matches/live/index.html?day=29&session=2&match=2019800
Goalkeepers
No. Name
1 Yanick van Osch
16 Maarten Paes
Defenders
No. Name P G
2 Deyovaisio Zeefuik 1 0
4 Hidde ter Avest 2 0
5 Calvin Verdonk 2 0
12 Julian Lelieveld 1 0
13 Jurich Carolina - -
14 Carel Eiting 1 0
Midfielders
No. Name P G
3 Pablo Rosario 2 0
6 Laros Duarte 2 0
8 Abdelhak Nouri 2 0
10 Jari Schuurman 2 0
11 Kenneth Paal 2 0
18 Michel Vlap 1 0
Forwards
No. Name P G
7 Steven Bergwijn 2 2
9 Sam Lammers 2 2
15 Gino Dekker 1 0
17 Dennis Van Der Heijden 2 0
Coach:
Aron Winter (NED)
Goalkeepers
No. Name
1 Paul Bernardoni 2 0
16 Quentin Braat - -
Defenders
No. Name P G
2 Enock Kwateng - -
3 Olivier Boscagli 1 0
4 Jérôme Onguene 2 0
5 Issa Diop 2 0
6 Jérémy Gelin - -
13 Clément Michelin 2 0
15 Christ-Emmanuel Maouassa 1 0
Midfielders
No. Name P G
8 Lucas Tousart 2 0
12 Ludovic Blas 2 0
14 Amine Harit 2 0
17 Denis Will Poha 2 0
18 Jeando Fuchs 2 0
Forwards
No. Name P G
7 Jean-Kévin Augustin 2 2
9 Florian Aye 2 0
10 Marcus Thuram 2 0
11 Kylian Mbappé 2 1
Coach:
Ludovic Batelli (FRA)