Have any of you fucked someone from Craigslist or had a 3 some? Kinda wanna try it, let's hear experiences
met a girl in the for sale section selling retro games and ended up fucking her
One day long ago at age 10, I just came back home from school and to my surprise my cousin was sitting in the living room. I usually get home 2 hours before anyone else and I did not expect anyone to be present. My cousin was 17 and she was very attractive back then.
She greeted me and asked me how my day was. She then asked me to sit next to her. We chatted on, she had wrestling on the television and she asked me if I had a gf at school and if I gotten anyware with anyone.. I didn't think much on this line of questioning because I assumed that big cousin was just teasing me. She asked me if anyone touched it... Of course I denied it. She then asked if I was sure as she hovered her hand on it and tapped on it with her fingertips. I was wearing shorts at the time.. I didn't say anything and just sorta stared at her hand..
She then proceeded to slide her fingers up my shorts and proceeded to masterbait me. I was entranced and at the same time nervous. She asked me if I could keep it a secret. I said yes and she replied "good". She stopped touching me and went back to watching TV. We never spoke of this ever..
Use to have a lot of Craigslist experience. Also had a threesome that I just kinda fell into. I had an ad up on the m4w section and this guy contacted me saying my ad caught his wife's eye. We started exchanging emails and pictures. He looked like that Dave dude from the Thomas Jane Punisher movie, just without all the piercings. She was more fat than chubby, small tits. Met up with them and things were casual. When we finally got down to fucking she blew me while he ate her out. We ended up spit roasting her with me nailing her doggy. I didn't last long though due to the smell coming from her. I went limp and they asked what happened. Lied saying it was nerves. After getting dressed and leaving I never heard from them again.
Any potential 3 some you are wanting to get will be with a fatty or a bi guy where you need to go through him to get to her.
Yuck.. Its that putrid cheesy fish smell I bet. I call that smelling fat. Because only fat chicks manage to get that odor. Sounds like she smells fat
i've used Craigslist quite a few times but it's much easier as a female
one time i met up with someone to hook up but then we both decided to hit up a group sex thing. somehow I ended up fisting the only other woman who then pissed all over me. she was very drunk and puked on the bed later. also her husband tried to put it in me without a condom.
I kinda struck lucky on CL a few years back. Wanted to "get rid of the V card" and tinder wasn't really a thing at the time - so I posted a couple ads on craigslist looking for something NSA / casual.
Uni student got back to me - not traditionally beautiful, but she grew on me (kinda tomboy-ish). She was pretty shy and cute herself, and I kinda fell for her a little (NSA amirite?) but sadly we parted ways when I moved to the other side of the country.
We still talk now and again, though I think that's mostly my fault for instigating conversations on my "down days".
All in all - a pretty good experience.
I met up with a guy for 420 and chill one time, ended up fucking in the back of his car it wasn't bad
2 years ago my boyfriend at the time wanted a cuck experience, so he found someone for me to meet up with and fuck (he didn't come, but asked for pics later).
Some guy wants me to cuck him while he records it, what do?
>>23680474
I am a literal craigslist hooker in one of the top 3 cities in the US, AMA
>>23680474
I'm a dude. I've had almost 30+ encounters. In fact, its gotten so convenient I don't even bother hitting on girls the traditional way anymore.
Had some great experiences and some crazy ones. Most of them just normal. Not much to it; it's just sex
>>23681948
How much money do you make? How many clients do you get in, say, about a month? Any particularly interesting stories or experiences? (They can be good or bad)
>>23681948
Which city?
I used to be able to pull quality females off of CL with some regularity
It's really fallen off over the last year and half though...I'm not quite sure what happened.
I used to fool around with a guy that hit me up. He was older but he gave good head. And he always gave me gas money to come out and play.
>>23683854
Clients and money, those are both lost on me forever. As far as money goes, I HAVE LESS THAN $100 to my name right now.
I know I have 8 regulars. All of them tell me they love me. I do feel a bit "stretched" in that sense.
I am moving in with a 66 year old in two weeks. He will pay all my bills and I will be his sex slave.
He has told me I must stop selling pussy immediately. I've lied and said I have. I've also lied and said I've sobered up. I totally haven't. I still smoke weed every day. I've been smoking base, the better form of crack, for a year. Sometimes I roll 20 joints, but them in a cig box, and they are all gone by the end of the day. This is where all my money has gone! I don't have a manager but my dealer may as well be my manager because he gets all my money.
I feel like my best stories are yet to come!
I live on a college campus, one time while having sex in a classroom around midnight, we were both locked out of the classroom, without our clothes, while going to the waterfountain. We had to call campus security so they could unlock the classroom.
Also had sex on a motorcycle.
I have also screwed a professor. It started by me showing him pic related and asking what he thought of that grading scale.
If I may offer what seems like obvious advice: to any reader wishing to hook up on craigslist: GET SOME GODDAMN CHARISMA! girls are insecure. as the man you must at least appear to have some security in yourself. if you are not naturally charismatic then at least be original. do you know how many dick pics that girl your emailing has seen? and those dick pics are usually followed up with no charisma, just yeah bby girl whr u at shit.
Stick out from the crowd and your chances exponentially improve.
I have no irl friends so thank you for being interested.
>>23683890
Chicago goddamn hate the midwest moving to california in two weeks
>>23684012
I'm in California, and I'm not 66; but I wouldn;t mind a sex slave... if you are interested email me a photo and lets talk.
[email protected]
>>23684029
yes but are you sadistic enough for me? i'm fucked up
>>23684038
Well, we'll have to see about that right?
First we have to be sure I am interested in you, or that you can satisfy me, then we'll see if we are both fucked up enough.
>>23684040
hey fun fact, i also posted in the big girls thread today. so you can just hop over there to see what i look like.
>>23684012
Mind telling more about that professor story? That sounds pretty hot.
>>23684052
Which ID?
>>23684056
It's the classic tale. I could have gotten 100% on the last two tests and still would end up with 58% in the class. I went and talked to him in his office to see if there was anything I could do. We fucked right in his office when there were tons of normies about. i ended up with a c in the class!
Was trying really hard a few months ago in the northern New Jersey area, but shit is hard when you can't drive.
>>23684082
>Getting a 'C'
Average lay, is average.
>>23684124
from an F to a C, for doing nothing but fucking, I'll take it.
ive used cl and for the most part its a bunch of fakes flakes and gays i would post an ad and get 20 guys asking to suck me off even though i said no guys and get one or two girls some of them would come through most didnt still talking to some one i fucked at the movies she was a cute black girl another was a butch les who wanted to try a guy again fucked her once and she enjoyed and been tying to arranage it to happen again got one girl show up and turned out to be a tranny pissed me off face fucked her came in her ass told her too get the fuck out and than found a really cute tranny and fucked her and decide to try being bttm was enjoyable
>>23680474
bumping
Wanted to figure out if I was a lesbian or bi, so I put an ad up and met up with a guy. He lost his erection as soon as he put the condom on. Put up the ad again and found a different guy and slept with him. Not great. Definitely a lesbian. Can never find other girls who only aren't looking for threesomes with their boyfriend on there though.
I've had a couple of decent experiences through craigslist, but that was only after a long, long time of dealing with fake auto-generated scam email, fakes, flakes, and guys messaging me for hookups even though I never post in listings searching for men. Makes putting up ads barely feel worth the effort, but maybe it's just me.
Anyway, onto the story.
>posting in CL m4w section
>get a response from a guy asking me to maybe meet up with him and his wife for a tag team deal
>They seem legit, guy's friendly enough and pictures are real
>agree to meet up at their place a couple of weeks from then
>as time goes on, guy starts getting more and more into what I might be doing to his wife
>tells me what they like, she's into the whole submissive thing and likes it rough. hair pulling, lick cum off the sheets, that sort of thing
>okay fine, I don't mind that all too much
>mentions that she likes it bareback and has a thing for being cummed inside
>that I'm not as fine with
>proves that she has an IUD and they're both pretty serious on not having children (middle aged couple, would guess somewhere in their 40s)
>alright, I'm now 95% certain I won't be getting caught in some weird legal child support trap
>finally go to their place
>they're casually watching porn in the living room
>their house is loaded with cats and exercise equipment
>start to question if maybe I'm going to be murdered or forced into some odd BDSM situation
>turns out they just really like cats and they're both into bodybuilding competitions
>wife's pretty buff, but it's been a few months since their last competition so she's slimmed out a bit, has some curves going on
>go to the bedroom, we feel each other up for a while
>husband goes down on the wife, wife goes down on me
>she sucks me while she's lying down, feels a bit awkward due to the positioning
>switch things around, husband hangs out as wife and I move on to doggystyle
>first time going bare, not quite prepared for the sensation
cont.
>>23685364
>work with it, go with slow, hard deep strokes, grip her ass.
>she's tight, very wet thanks to the tonguing from husbando
>start going harder and faster, she's liking it and starting to respond as well, pushing her hips into mine
>okay I might be going over my limit here
>start to slow down a bit, think about dogs and grandma and basic multiplication to tide me over
>all of a sudden feel her reach her hand down and stroke my balls as she pushes against me
>oh
>oh no
>limit hits maximum overdrive, cum hilt deep in her
>husband gets hyped up, wants to see
>pull out, stand up off the bed
>he comes up and watches as the wife leaks out onto the sheets
>grabs her head and brings her face down to lick it up
>clean up, talk about computers and south africa for like an hour before I head home
I still meet up with them now and again when I'm in town. I think they want me to try anal with her next, so we'll see how that goes. Might have something with another couple in the same town as well, though I haven't had a response from them in a couple of days so who's to say if that'll fall through or not.
>>23685372
I played with myself to this. thanks
>>23685988
Glad I could tingle someone's dingle.
2 meets from CL. Both Asian college girls in California with nice bodies. Might greentext later, not really in the mood.
>>23680621
>was 10
>came home from school
>attractive cousin was in living room watching tv so just went to my bedroom
>masturbated thinking about cousin playing with dick while watching wrestling
>proceeded to build false memory
>write it as a non-greentext story on /soc/ 2 years later
>Be me at 19
>Virgin, post on CL looking for sexting
>Older women, probably mid 20s replies and wants to sext
>Cool
>She is pretty good looking and usually pretty horny and up for sext
>Do this for awhile, going good, work out a meeting plan
>She is like 2 hours away
>Dad drives me to the ferry and she picks me up at the other side, lie to him about what Im doing ofcourse
>To nerous to mess with her as she drives us to her house
>Her husband calls on the way home, he knows what is going done and is cool with it
>Get to her place, watch some tv just us two
>She gets on me and starts making out, fun
>Takes me to the bedroom but then stops me, husband whats to be home for this... but it was suppose to just be us two
>Husband gets home and the twosome turns to a threesome
>Take turns banging her for atleast an hour or two, cant finish
>Gets late, she drives me back to the fairy
>"How was your day son?" Fine
Tltr: first time was a threesome with a husband and wife, thanks CL?
Had threesomes, but not from CL.
I gave a dirty talking handjob to some guy on Meetme like 2 weeks ago. He said he made a bet that he couldn't get some girl to jack him off, he was obviously lying, but I was bored/insomniac and he offered to "split the money" with me.
It was pretty fun except that dudes who want a handjob in their car need to have some tissues or something in their car so you can wipe your hand.
>>23680482
I want to hear more of this.
>>23687305
you sound like an awesome girl and you should post your meetme link
Might be losing my virginity to a couple from craigslist soon. scared shitless that im going to fuck it up somehow before we get back to their place.
pray for me soc
I have fucked six girls from Craigslist over about 3 years. One is currently a fuck buddy of sorts, though she's only 19 and doesn't drive and lives a bit far away, so I rarely fuck her.
I would have fucked a lot more, but I don't use condoms (cause irritation) and I make that clear up front instead of pulling the "uh, oh, I didn't bring one" line. Because of this, some of the girls aren't down (don't blame them) and some of the girls I decide I don't want to risk fucking raw.
Still clean, so it is what it is. Cue the inevitable "enjoy your AIDS" garbage comment.
>>23687366
I'm not attractive, though.
>>23687399
post pics of the couple (and you perhaps)
>>23687501
Would you say you're a slam pig?
>>23687501
Fuck it I'd pick up Trump if he gave a good hand job.
Nothing beats a good old-fashioned
So how can I make the best possible craiglist ad to get pussy?
>>23687097
Basically every greentext/wincest post on 4chan ever
> be me
> bored with marriage
> cruise CL for strange
> keep getting spam and hookers
> post a couple ads
> keep getting spam and hookers
> follow suggestion from prior CL thread on /soc/ and make new post looking for an Asian
> spam, spam, hooker, spam, WE HAVE A LIVE ONE
> message back and forth for months
> she knows I'm married, but still wants the D
> swap photos
> Face: 5, Body: 7
> takethefuckindeal.jpg
> meet up with her for coffee, go for a walk, etc.
> no fucking
> continue to message back and forth
> toomuchefforttofail.mpg
cont'd
>>23690596
> wife heads out of town for a week
> target suggests she's ready for fucky-fucky
> wife boards plane
> finish work for the day
> grab bottle of wine and head to her place
> proceed to share bottle, talk, get tipsy
> head to bathroom, she diverts me to bedroom
> proceed to fuck her senseless for the next 4 hours
> neighbours probably filed noise complaints the next day
> collect my things and leave
> message her for more sexy-times
> she has a change of conscience and goes radio-silent
> such is life
> continue to peruse CL for strange
Got another live one right now. Gonna meet Saturday. Might be a hambeast, though.
Fucked a cougar once. She was twice my age. It was okay.
Been wanting to fuck a transgirl, no luck yet.
Gotten many bjs from dudes on cl. Mostly good experiences. One guy gave me scabies and i had to burn my sheets. Fucked a trans hooker. She was black and hung. Not that hot and in a weird dirty room on an air mattress. Still came buckets. Fucked a black girl. Loosest vag ever. Lookin for a transgirl or sissy rn
I've been thinking about it but not much going on in my area, everything is like 2 hours away.
>>23680474
I've never fucked girls on CL, I find it easier just to do that in person. Small town. I've fucked a few guys and trans women though. I've gotten double-teamed by a few mm couples. Fun times.
Met a few women. It is mostly guys trying to suck your dick but you just have to weed through them and tell them to fuck off.
One woman I met, and still meet regularly, was wearing naked with a nighty on. Walked out naked to meet me at my car when I drove up . Got so horny I pushed her to her door and fucjed her right then and there in plain sight. No one was around but it turned me on so fucking much. I came inside her before we went inside. Fucked her a few more times vefore heading home.
I've had about thirty different CraigsList experiences so far. I'm very versatile and I find having specific ads for more kinks gets me a lot more action than posting one ad that says "I'm up for anything". I've been fucked by transwomen, had a few threesomes, been pegged, played out rape scenes, and been to a few gloryholes. For a fairly average looking man, I do quite well.
>>23680474
I sell myself for massive profit on Craigslist ^.^
last night a guy gave me 150 to eat my ass and suck my cock
and in about an hour and a half a man is picking me up and paying me 400 dollars to be his plaything for the night
I have a lot more stories about selling myself if anyone is interested, fun fact, I have never had sex without my partner having to give me something ^.^
>mfw I love cock and playing with it and having casual sex and these fooligans are paying me for it
>>23694750
I'd like to hear some of your stories
>>23694752
I'm interested in talking and hearing more of your stories! :D do you have skype/kik by chance? Can post mine if needed
>>23694880
my kik is Namsuomynona for anyone interested in hearing about all my stories~
>mfw life is good
I've had a few, the most notable was coincidentally meeting a friend of my dad's. Normally i don't do this, but i contacted him cause his posting seemed fun, we msg for a bit and decided he'd pick me up from somewhere public the next day, and he detailed exactly what he wanted me to wear down to crotch less panties. when he rolled up i had a mini heart attack, after the awkwardness passed, i got in his car and he said we'd just go smoke weed, we chatted for a bit on our way to his place, he asked if i was actually wearing crotch less panties, i said yea, so he told me to show him and i lifted my dress up. we drove the rest of the was with his hand between my legs. Got to his place and went straight to his room. we spent all afternoon having sex and smoking weed. He also knew i wasn't 18 as i had claimed
>>23694867
>>23694750
I've told this story to most of my friends and family.
>Be horny on a lovely March night in Memphis.
>I go on CL for potential shenanigans.
>See ad
>" Bored at work. Someone come fuck me."
>interested.exe
>Reply to ad with number and immediately get a text with the address
>"How long will it take you to get here?"
>Look up the address.
>"Be there in fifteen. BTW, send a pic so I can find you when I arrive."
>Get pic 6.5/10, cute, says she's Hawaiian, big flower in her hair.
>I get to the address. It's a bar, big surprise.
>I walk in to see exactly two people, one chubby twenty-something hipster dude on his computer, and one stunningly attractive (9/10) woman behind the bar.
>Immediately think, "She's too pretty, that fucker in the corner lured me here for purposes."
>Girl behind the bar says "Aloha!"
>I see the big flower as she turns to face me straight on.
>Jackpot.boner
>We chat a bit. I'm offered a drink. I decline. She invites me upstairs.
>Office that is obviously only used for storage, breaks, and fucking.
>Aloha (I don't remember her name) goes right for it on her tiptoes.
>She's 5'0-5'2", maybe 100 lbs, surprising curves for a tiny woman.
>Once naked, I see that she is covered in intricate, beautiful tattoos.
>We enjoy ourselves in a few positions. I hold her in the air and lift her up and down my cock, doggy, cowgirl, missionary.
>Half an hour latter I pull out, rip off the condom, and cum on her tits.
>We proceed to spend an hour chatting.
>She's married. He knows. She does burlesque. I act. BlahBlah.mp3
>We get dressed and go downstairs. We chat at the bar. I say goodbye. Kiss on the cheek. Etc.
>I get in my car happy and start to drive away.
>Two minutes latter, I get a text.
>"You forgot to tip. Was it a bad service?"
>And that, ladies and perverts, was the night I stiffed a prostitute.
>>23694880
I will tell one story very quickly before I have to go to a customer
>month or two ago when I first started trying to sell myself
>have no idea how to price it so I just say 50 for a quick fuck and 100 for overnight
>get contacted by sexy older gentleman wanting a quick fuck at his apartment before he has to go see his boyfriend oversees with relatives
>he picks me up and takes me back to his
> we go in, sit on the couch, he rolls a cigarette while I play with his cat
>he pulls out 100
>mfw he says I need to charge more
>take his advice and raise prices later on, thanking him for his encouragement
>after he pays me he casually tells me to go get in the shower, start it up and start washing myself for him and he would join me shortly
> get undressed, hop in the shower and start to wet my annoyingly long hair
>can't see because of the water
>shower takes up an entire room with one big spout thing on the roof above the center
>hear him enter and strip off
>turn so my back is facing the entrance while I let the water run over my face
>suddenly feel his hands on my hips and chest, his body very close to mine
> he spends a while kissing my neck, playing with my cock and nipples
>turns me around and kisses me as he starts stroking me and moves a hand to my ass to grope it
>oh god I am so hard
> he lets go of my body and pushes me to my knees, his cock in my face
>I start to suck him, kind of new at it and he can tell so he doesn't force it much
>still try my best to deepthroat his amazing cock
>fail
>a couple of chokes and gags later he slaps his cock gently against my cheek and picks me up
> kisses me, pulls me close and starts to finger my ass
>tells me to bend over the stool
>never even noticed the stool but quickly pull it close and bend over in front of him
>he gives me the best and only shower sex I have ever had, fucking me nice and hard until he slams in and I can feel him cumming
>to be continued
>>23695106
>he proceeds to slowly pull out
>gives me a quick kiss
>tells me to clean up, that I am a great fuck, and he will give me another 50 for a cab ride home
>he was the second best sex overall that I have ever had
I do have to get ready for a customer now but I will be back tomorrow with another story if anyone is interested, and any of my old stories~
>mfw I get paid to do something I adore doing
bye guise
>>23695015
Interesting to say the least and I'm surprised you didn't set another smash and dash up
>>23695125
Nice, looking forward to it.
>>23695144
I'm pretty sure that she would expect payment up front the next time around. If I was the kind of guy that could be turned on by sex for money, I'd go back all the damn time.
>>23695112
This pic seems entirely irrelevant.
>>23695191
Good point, I would do exactly the same
Any guys here have success with responding to a girl's ad?
Not sure what I should be saying in the first email. Give a little info about yourself and leave my number / kik?
Send a normal looking picture showing face? Kind of leery about that on CL but I'll do it if I have to. I'm a skinny white dude, so shirtless picture is probably not gonna do it for anybody.
>>23696552
you have the best chances to get a reply if you include some pictures but honestly you will be lucky to even find a real girl, most of them are just cam whores who will tell you to put credit card information into a site to prove you are "real" and they won't directly respond to anything you say
>>23684012
Where in California are you moving to?
>>23695144
okay so here is the story of last nights fun
>guy comes to pick me up
>younger than I though, sexier too
>hour and a half of almost awkward small talk later
>he takes me to a fucking drive through atm and I, being a small town boy, say why the hell is this a thing
>400 dollars in my wallet and the rest of the car trip later
>we get to his place, some orange juice and close cuddling combat later he puts his hand on my leg and I lean against him
> after he spends a little while feeling me up and playing with my cock and nipples he asks if we can journey next door
>fucking Australian lingo confuses me sometimes even though I am Australian
>he strips me and pushes me down onto the bed while he strips off
>mfw he proceeds to sit on my chest, lift my legs and eat my ass like there is no tomorrow
>I suck his very fat cock, his balls, and his ass when he pushes back onto my face
>very clean butt hole and he is eating me so no judgement
> after a bit off butt 69'ing he gets off, puts on a condom and a fair bit of lube and then starts pushing his short fat monster into me
>some pain and a short relax break later he is pounding away at me
>chub cock feels amazing now and I keep telling him to go faster, harder, and deeper
>there is no pp left for this move but he does his best and it is amazing
>kisses me, sucks and licks my nipples, licks my armpits while he fucks me nice and slow
>turns out his cock is never entirely soft and he is always able to push in but he cums very quickly
>fucks me missionary, cums, small fondling, kissing, licking, and sucking my body break before he fucks me doggy style
>he is very fond of playing with my ass anytime he is not fucking it, sorry for not mentioning this
>after teasing me some more and some cuddling he goes and puts on some steaks, comes back more cuddling and teasing my butt
>to be continued
>>23687097
This is honestly perfect.
>>23699166
>cont
>after a very nice steak dinner we cuddle and watch family guy star wars
>soon as movie is done "lets journey next door"
>we snuggle under the sheets for a bit
>he slowly strokes my cock and presses his own hard against my ass
>I have noticed a lot of guys like just ramming their crotch against butts even when they are not inside me
>more sex
>in missionary again
>it hurts a bit at the start but it quickly feels great
>really pounds away at me and hits deep when he cums this time
>I roll over to show off my butt and tease him when he comes back
>it works.jpg
>gives me a slap and hops in bed
>pulls me close, plays with my butt and we fall asleep super cuddled close
>mfw for some god forsaken reason I wake up at 1am, can't sleep, and spend 4 1/2 hours reading comics on my phone
>put his hand on my butt and feel him reflexively grope and play with my ass
>enjoy that and do it several times
>also play with his cock
>at some point after 5am I just put up my phone and pass out
>wake up to finger waaay up in my butthole
>moan a bit and snuggle up to him
>being played with and felt up casually is my fetish
>after a nice hard morning fuck he asks if I want to top him
>try butt fail to penetrate him, wasn't hard enough
>he insists I cum on his chest so I straddle him and start jerking it over him
> his cock is rubbing against my asshole while I do this
>so dam sexy
>shoot all over his chest and stomach
>he pulls me down so he can suck on my nipples while he jerks it on my butt
>he doesn't cum but instead spasms a bit and says he is too sensitive right now
>he makes me bacon and eggs on toast and a coffee
>delicious
>then he takes me home and we wave goodbye
>and here I am now, typing this up before I maybe go out and buy some icecream, a new game, and then put the rest of my butt slut money in the bank
I have more stories but I will type them up sometime later, if anyone wants to hear them
>>23699166
>>23699273
I'm down for more stories. What are your rates now?
>>23699365
really it depends on how far i have to travel, if I have to pay my way to them or if they pick me up and how long they spend with me
my go to base prices are 150 for a quick one or two hour session and 300 for a night of whatever you want
>sometimes I charge more just to see if I am worth it to them
>or if they super old or super far away
>mfw
>>23699365
I posted this story in another thread but here it is for here, soon as I am done typing up the second half I will post it as well, might even be more than 2 parts
>it is the story of how I found a guy to pay for everything while I do everything he asks
>>23699895
finding and pleasing my new master, part 2
the blowjobening
>>23700000
prt tre
the story of my virginity lost and my owner gained
the butt fuckening
I might tell more stories later :3
Can you get shadowbanned from Craigslist? I haven't had someone return a message in a long time.
I'm pretty sure I'm getting new spam, though.
>You're responding to spam bot messages you fucking idiot.
Yeah, I thought I was better at picking the fake ones, though.
The ones I've been responding to mostly aren't even sex ones.
>>23699273
>>23700050
More Stories Please?
yeah and I got Genital warts. They're long gone but Just a warning that condoms won't stop you getting two very common std's. Herpes, hpv.
wasn't worth it. Suppose you are just as much at risk picking someone up in a bar though..
>>23696552
90% are spam. 5% are hookers. 4% are guys. The other 1% usually get flagged as spam within the first 20 minutes they are up, because other guys don't want the competition, so they flag it after they respond to it.
If you want to get a reply, you have to have a lot of luck. It's also better to include a couple pictures, and usually not of your cock. Also, a paragraph or two is good. If you're really bold, you can even include your number and your general location.
You're much, much better off making an ad that will stand out.
>>23701229
Yep. Hell, I'd say more risky at the bar, since you generally get some contact information from Craigslist. But both are pretty close I'm sure.
>>23700650
Yes, you can, at least that's how it was when i used CL hardcore in 2010. Usually if you post the same exact ad repeatedly. Search for your own ad like 45 minutes after you post it if it's not up yeah shadowban. They're only temporary, though writing a significantly different ad sometimes let's it go through.
Sometimes CL will block you just for putting too many numbers in your personal ad. CL is retarded
>>23701834
They will usually shadowban that specific post. The post itself is still up, but it doesn't show up on the site when people search, so it's useless. You also can never post that ad again. And typically ads involving a lot of the same sentences, or even starting with the same few words.
>>23687432
do you post on m4w or look at w4m?
>>23701617
I'm not sure. I mean it's really hard to say. I have friends who have slept with fuck knows how many guys and have nothing, but the one I meet on there turns out to be a total manslut with hpv and fuck knows what else.. its just bad luck.
Like to think most people at least arent aware they're spreading anything.
I'd just like people to know because all you ever hear is "use a condom" you think you'll be fine. but in the end I didn't know that wasn't enough and so ended up with a distressing, embarrassing and uncomfortable std for half a year. Just wish someone had warned me I suppose
>>23702187
Both, but looking at ads is never successful. Posting is.
>>23702397
Yep, there are some holes in sex education. It's surprising. There should be more education towards regular testing and the hpv vaccine.
>>23701195
since you asked so nicely ^.^
this is the story of the first time I ever wore panties
>dunno how long ago
>get a request from a guy to come to his house and spend the night being his plaything
>I was starting my business out so 250 for a full night and for me to taxi travel
>get to the place after a nice elderly Chinese man uber driver takes me over
>5 stars cool Chinese man
>never get many customers names, never ask
>or I just don't care enough to remember
>I digress
>get to his house, get welcomed in, very nice, big, artsy apartment
>very empty too
>he takes me to his rock hard bed and starts caressing my leg
>tells me the bed is really good for your back even if it is hard
>he gives me 250 while feeling me up
>tells me to strip and put on the panties of one of his ex wives or something
>wants me to put my clothes back on after I put on the panties so he fan feel me up with them on
>feel super sexy in these panties
> he rubs and grops my ass and crotch, pulling my pants down after a while
>says something like "augh, so fucken hot"
>mfwyouknowitbitch
>takes my shirt off and proceeds to suck and kiss my nipples
>pushes me back down onto the bed
>he is now on top of me
>hand moving down my panties to rub my very erect penis
> sucks so hard on one of my nipples that the next night my room mate asks if I was abused
>suddenly feel his hand slip past my junk to my ass
>oh god that finger feels nice
>he leans in and sucks and kisses my neck while teasing my ass
>starts to kiss down my body
> pulls down the panties enough to suck on the tip of my cock as he pushes his finger inside me
> I moan and arch my back a little
>he pulls my panties down so that they are hanging off of one of my feet
>kisses up along my leg to my crotch
>puts his mouth everywhere but my penis
>I can barely believe he paid me for this
>lifts my legs up and gives me the single best and longest rimjob I have ever gotten
>to cont
>>23704346
I looked good in panties and this guy loved letting me know how sexy I was inbetween bursts of ass eating
>part 2
>for what feels like hours of absolute heaven this guy eats my ass
>his scraggly ass beard against my body whenever he kisses my skin
>every few seconds of deep ass eating his kisses and licks around my ass, balls, cock
> he flips me over to doggystyle and really james his face in my ass
>never has my butthole felt so good
>I forgot to mention he has some kind of phismosis where his cock tip can only be let out partially
>after some ass eating he wants me to suck and stroke his cock while he fingers and plays with my repantied ass
>his whole body shivers when I try to pull back his tight foreskin
>he tells me it feels amazing and painful at the same time
>wants me to keep doing it
>you'retheboss.jpg
>pull back foreskin as far as I can without tearing anything
>he has a wrinkled tip, like your fingers when you swim for too long
>I assume cause the foreskin is tight and it never sees the light of day
>rub and tease and lick the wrinkly part
>he goes insane with loving it
>he has a funny loch ness monster shaped cock
>it is cute and fun to play with
>doesn't taste bad either
>he eventually fingers me so hard and deep that all I can really do is grip his cock and stroke it
>at this point he decides to go get a condom and start the sex
>after a few minutes of pounding into me he just stops for some reason
>mfw I was enjoying it
>he takes off the condom and cuddles me close
>just lays there stroking himself and playing with my ass
>he pulled my panties up again
>we fall asleep together cuddling, he never came and just decided to cuddle me
>in the morning however
>his erection won't take no for an answer and I wake up to an ass full of fingers
>dunno why he didn't just fuck me
>after stroking himself for a bit he cums and it is the most powerful cumblast I have ever seen
>I feel sad I didn't get to feel that cock blasting that hard inside me
>cont
>>23704416
>part tre
>he gives me a nice slap on tbe butt after he cums
>I am just glad he didn't burst all over me
>some collateral damage to my arm but nothing I can't lick off
>he doesn't taste awful but not the best
>he is panting widly
>I ask if he enjoyed
>he expresses in no certain terms that he had a nice time and would love to have me back every week if he wasn't dirt poor
>oh well, call me when ya get some monz hun
>my butt is not a charity
>I go have a shower, use his shampoo and conditioner because I myself am too poor for these things
>mfw I use customers as a way to wash my hair properly when I don't want to waste my own shampoo and conditioner
> I double check he didn't take my 250 while I was asleep or showering
>gotta protect my monz
>call an uber
>I think it was also an elderly chinese man who took me home
>a different, slightly older chinese man
>the customer marvels at how great uber is
>peasant
>I go home, deposit my butt money in the bank
>the end
I have more stories, obviously I will tell them all but what would be better:
the story of the drive by fapping
or the massive cock indian and the chinese masseuse?
>go on Craigslist looking for a lay
>look around see lots of different posts.
>see a 3 day old w4m post looking for a sperm donor
>think "that's an interesting request."
>reply
>no answer, figure already done, or no longer interested.
>decide to post my own post offering myself as a sperm donor
>get contacted by a couple one lesbian other bi who convinced the lesbian NI is the way to go.
>meet twice 2 days each time
>mfw the bi is due at the end of May and the lesbian is due in the middle of june
>>23704492
Your lifestyle intrigues me so much. As a mostly straight male I'm almost jealous
>drive by fapping
This one pls if you're around again
Met a number of people through CL. Being bi helps a ton. The best meets I've had have been with couples looking for bi guys that will suck cock and eat pussy.
>made a post on m4w on craig
>all the messages I receive are from guys who want to suck my dick or me to fuck them
>one girl send me picture of her, but as soon as I ask for an ass pic in exchange of a dick pic she requested she stop responding
>I still have a dream
My life would be so much easier if I was gay.
>>23706113
>My life would be so much easier if I was gay.
In terms of craigslist, yeah it would be. I've hooked up plenty of times with guys on craigslist and I'm an older bi guy. Usually good experiences, but I take my time to talk to guys, none of this "no more than three emails" bullshit.
Had weird experiences but generally good.
Tried a few times. The real ones I got were all flakes but I got really close to meeting one of them. Just kept trading emails with her tho
>>23705338
What sucks about this is, they could break up, then both come after you for child support. This has actually happened before, too, because the child's rights trump either parent's rights, even if you agreed upon these things beforehand. This has actually even happened before. I think you might be able to get away with it if the lesbian couple both legally adopt each other's child, but that probably varies state by state.
>>23706423
Don't ask for nudes. You're going to see her body if all goes right anyways. Asking for nudes up from just makes you seem like a creep. No worries though, lesson learned.
>>23680770
>that putrid cheesy fish smell
Oh god, I know that smell. It's a combination of pussy stank and an unwashed ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s
>>23688926
>Not wanting a handy from the future God Emperor
>"There will be so many orgasms, people will be tired of cumming that much! It'll be great!"
>>23687432
enjoy your AIDS
>>23705338
absolutely positutley
my lifestyle is pretty fucking great right now, obviously it isn't long term but I have legit zero ambitions, dreams, or goals, so having as much fun as I can, getting paid for it, and generally enjoying life is just how I am going to try to spend it
>The drive by fapping part uno
>this one is pretty bland honestly, I think this old pervert was actually one of my first customers
>if not THE first
>this was a while ago when I was still trying to figure out how to price myself
>this old pervert wants to pick me up, drive me around town, and then play with me in his car somewhere secluded outside of town
>to my regret I only charged 40 bucks
>still a nice story though so whatever
>he comes to my place to pick me up
>I am not going to bring it up a lot in this story but this guy said "bloody brilliant" CONSTANTLY
>it didn't bother me at the time but now I think back on it I absolutely hate it
>this was also the night after the first time I ever did a full body shave
>I was very proud of myself and felt very sexy
>soon as I get in the car, he hands me 40
>aaaaaaand his hand is down my pants
>really worried about crashing but whatever it feels nice
>he starts feeling me up, mostly just my thighs, cock, balls, lower stomach
>"bloody brilliant" at least twice
>I let off a few small moans to let him know I like his advances
>he moves my hand down his pants to play with his cock
> gives me a few more rubs of my thighs and another "bloody Brilliant" before he focuses on driving
>the drive by fapping begins as I stroke and play and tease his cock while he drives us to this secluded area
>he very much enjoys it
>"bloodly brilliant work there anon, wish I hadn't worn undies"
>so painfully Australian
>starts feeling my thighs and playing with my cock while he drives
>mfw this is dangerous man
>my only regret is that I wasn't paid more
>to continue
>>23708595
>fapping drive by part 2 this is
>after driving around for an hour or two and playing with his cock
>we arrive at a really just, in the middle of nowhere place
>pretty sure it is like a private airport or junkyard
>too busy having an old guy lick my armpits to really notice the area
>yeah he liked armpits
>"hairless, bloody brilliant" times 1000 while he licked my armpits
>he had striped me down as soon as we parked and started licking my armpits
>I am extremely ticklish
>made some noises the idiot mistook for moans
>I did enjoy it though, 10/10 would let someone lick my armpits again
>as he licked my armpits I stroked his cock
>he was making himself very busy with my armpit and with rubbing and feeling up my thighs
>it was very nice
>he tells me to start sucking his cock while he relaxes back in the car seat
>not bad cock, he doesn't take painfully long to cum either
>pretty routine blowjob, suck the tip, suck the balls, tease it with my hand, I was still new to it
>cum is very very tasteless for some reason
>mfw it is way better than my room mates
>mfw I always make a point of swallowing anyway
>"that was bloodly brilliant, you're bloodly brilliant mate"
>ugh
>the whole drive home he is playing with my nipples and armpits while he drives
>express my concern
>concern ignored
>make it home safe, he says he will send me a message when he wants to play with me again
>cool beans
>if he ever does message me I am raising the price way high up
>then I go home and if I remember correctly I choked on roomies cock and then roomie fucked me hard for a bit before bed
>end
okay so, I think there aren't many stories left
>choose your player:
The disappointing gross old man story
the massive cock indian and the chinese masseuse
there is the story of the only time I had sex for free, it was disappointing to say the least
and I think the last option is: The antisocial puppy, and his married with kids owner
What makes a good m4w ad?
I've tried replying to w4m for a while and have had no luck, and I'm really into the idea of it
>>23708643
What's the dynamic like & history with your roommate? And how girly do you look during all this?
>>23708897
I posted an ad to craigslist saying I would love to be someones eager to please stay at home housewife and do anything I was told to do if they could house and support me
he replied, I visited, the story of our first week together is actually on this thread if you read back through all my posts, it is one of the images
basically our dynamic is I do anything and everything he wants and he pays for all my needs
>picture of my body attatched
I am not exactly girly but I have a very nice ass, trying to keep my body hairless, and I am very obedient ^.^
>>23709168
What do you do about chest/nipple hair?
16 year old me wanted to try anal because I would still be keeping my virginity... or something... Catholic school girl mentality :S So yeah I found a guy named George and we had some nice anal a couple times but he used some massage oil instead of lube (which would be great if it didn't smell gross) and I got diarrhea one time I was over.
>>23709362
very wild and very short ride ma'am
>>23709327
the first time I got rid of all my hair I just lathered this hair removal crap all over me
>>23680474
I've done it with tons of people. All of my experiences have been with middle aged people and older to day the least.
XP#1
>Be bored 18yo and hit up CL Platonic W4M
>open up tons of tabs until I hit this one
>Chubby mom wanted to roleplay with no promise of sex but wasn't sure what kind of scenario to pick
>email and suggest son's friend comes by when son isn't around and go from there
>She agrees and gives me address
>walk in forgetting this is a roleplay
>she's not as fat as her post advertised and tries to act all cool about my cannibal corpse shirt
>again, forgot we are roleplaying this whole time so I "act" like myself
>Mentions Evan won't be home for another few hours but offers to let me wait in the living room
>Suddenly get a gut wrenching feeling realizing I just sat down and drank a cup of water from a total stranger without question
>She scoots over and ask if I am feeling alright cause my face went pale
>Ask if I could use her restroom
>Leads me into the one in her room
>use it and walk in on her laying down in her bed
>Feel a big pulse travel down my body
>Calls me into bed and asks me to put my arms around her
>Asks me if I am willing to risk Evan walk in on his friend in bed with mom
>Nervous sure comes out and we start making out
>Body is tingling as this is happening
>She starts undressing me and herself
>Suddenly tells me to wait then breaks out a box of condoms
>Grabs my erect cock while I lay there with my eyes closed wondering if I am really about to fuck a much older lady
>She goes to town on it before putting the rubber on
>Before I realize it, my cock feels super warm and open my eyes to her on top of me
>She starts riding me before arching down to kiss me
>We go at this for 10 minutes before I needed to cum
>Tell her, then she plops off to take the condom off and swallow my load
>Dress up and head home without thanking her or saying good bye
This was 6 years ago and have not gotten emails from her.
>>23681948
Timestamp with a finger in your nose or Fuckoff
Oh CL. In mid 2014 I had a nervous breakdown and was homeless living in a bathroom park. I left a religious community on top of that, decided to rebel so tried CL for nsa type shit. I gave a guy a bj in a parking lot. He gave me 50$ without my ever saying I charged, he just assumed. I took it though, thus I became a homeless hooker. I did two more car bj's and one gave me 200$ just to play with my feet. CL became a gold mine. I created all sorts of ads and played a bunch of guys, got money for non sexual fetishes. I lost my virginity to a guy who gave me 1k for it. He was clingy afterwards, paid me for dates and wanted me to be his live in gf. He gave me weird vibes so I had to cut it off. That grand seriously helped plus I was saving up. I met a meth head that gave me weed but I tried a shit ton of drugs with him. He invited me to crash at his place. Ended up being for a few months, just cooked and cleaned. He was only interested in physical company because his penis was dead from an accident. After him I decided to get tested because I was terrified of my whoredom consequences, because I had a nasty sore throat. I was negative just had strep throat. I got therapy after that, trying to get my shit together. Met my current bf, been dating for half a year now, we met on the strictly platonic section of CL. He asked me to move in a few months after dating and saud he loved me. I confessed all my shit first before saying I love him too. We're together, and it's crazy because he's my first relationship ever. And he's like a best friend and we tell each other everything and I know we're soul mates. CL is crazy.
>>23709447
XP#2
>Same year different adventure
>Used to play anal lovers fap roulette and fantasize about my results
>Asshole feels funny and I start prodding it with a girthy mop handle
>Put condom on it and use spit as lube
>Slowly feel it go in and not sure if I like it or not
>Google if guys can cum from anal
>Too many answers
>Get crazy idea to go on cl and do it for real
>"Curious CD wants to try anal"
>Wasn't even a CD but M4M only got me dudes looking for blowjobs or super obese guys
>Finally get a reply that didn't sound too desperate
>Pic is of a tom sellek looking dude
>we agree to go half on a hotel room
>my mom is basically me but shorter and slimmer so her clothing fit me a little tight
>take her red panties, thigh-high leggings, mini skirt and corset as well as red lipstick and black eyeliner
>go to hotel room then change into outfit
>get comfy and watch tv
>guy suddenly walks in on me adjusting panty and leggings in front of mirror
>Approaches me and slips hand under skirt spreading my ass with his fingers
>Can't help but behave and react girly the rest of the night
>Picks me up and starts kissing me
>I wrap my legs around him as I moan
>Puts me on bed and flips me over pulling my skirt up
>We go for what felt like an hour of him eating my ass out and then fingering me
>we move into the middle of the bed where we really take a couple of hours of slow sex
>We 69 then i go back to laying face down and him fucking me slowly
of course his massive meat stick hurt the first few thrust but my legs got numb the it started to feel good. I admitted I wasn't a cross dresser but didn't mind so we had straight up man to man sex every two or three weeks. Lasted the rest of 2010 until he got a gf.
>>23701617
What kind of stuff would you write in a paragraph?
>>23681027
I also lost my v-card to a chick off craigslist, it was a geeky older woman and we've been on-off fuckbuddies since. Feelsgoodman.
