Male
Straight
Single

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i dont lock doors at night
The truth is out there

>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
No idea right now...
>age
25
>location
Hawaii
>birthplace
Honolulu
>ethnicity
Hapa haole, half white, half asian supreme gentleman
>religion
Fuck it.
>believe in god?
No.
>believe in ayys?
No, but I saw two UFOs once during a blackout... still don't know what to think. I figure UFOs are just secret military aircraft, but they moved unbelievably quick.
>favorite hobbies?
Driving, vidya, browsing 4cum
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Fight Club and Breaking Bad, I guess; reading is for faggots.
>favorite games?
Silent Hill, Deus Ex, GTA V (but fuck Rockstar, they wasted its potential), Elder Scrolls, Insurgency, SWAT 4, The Sims 3, STALKER and other games no one cares about.
>favorite color?
Purple/"electric indigo"
>support abortion?
No.
>support feminism?
Fuck no.
>believe in ghosts?
No, but I've seen some shit.
>closest to death you've been?
Can't describe it, but I've had 5-6 near-death experiences.
>ever been in a car crash?
Yep.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
No.
>favorite animal?
IDK. Mantis shrimp I guess. Would rather just stick to having a pet cat or dog tho. Fuck birds.
>how often do you fap?
3-5/week

>>23634743
>shower before sex/oral?
I'd think so...
>shower morning or evening?
Whenever the fuck I feel like it.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yep.
>how many friends do you have?
I consider seven of the people I talk to as friends.
>if you could have one wish?
It'd be cool to be like Alex Mercer from Prototype. I kind of always dreamed of being a powerful, immortal shape-shifter.
>favorite memory?
Finally getting a gf.
>biggest regret?
Not succeeding with suicide the few times I tried it.
>worst memory?
I don't want to remember anything.
>life goal?
Be with gf who just kind of broke up with me. Join the military or become a welder or something, I don't really care about anything anymore so whatever pays OK for someone as lazy and empty as me.
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
What the fuck does this even mean?
>are you fat?
Yep. Lost so much and gained half of it back in seven months. RIP.
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Grass...
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No/no/no.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone I can just drain all the energy and positivity out of.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/k/ /o/ /r9k/
>favorite subreddits?
Fuck reddit.
>favorite website?
4chumps has consumed my life.
>do you lock your doors at night?
Always.
>favorite historical person?
Don't have one.
>favorite topics/subjects?
Ditto.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
My probably-ex-gf.
>are you happy with your life?
I only felt happy when she wanted to be with me, and now that she said she just wants to be friends and we barely keep in touch, no.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Since 2006.
>job/school/neet?
Driver.
>are you autistic?
Quite likely...
>any cool fact about yourself?
I don't even know what to say to that...
>biggest accomplishment?
Getting a gf.
>did you enjoy this survey?
Indifferent.

>>23634638
you maybe shouldnt post that on soc

>gender
female
>sexual orientation
straight
>relationship status
single af
>age
18
>location
Long Isand
>birthplace
Manhattan
>ethnicity
White
>religion
~
>believe in god?
depends on the day, I like to think there is one but who knows
>believe in ayys?
yep
>favorite hobbies?
sleeping, reading, tv, coding
>favorite movies/tv/books?
movie-human centipede, book-Lolita
>favorite games?
WOW, dont game much long story but basically I have a toshiba ;-;
>favorite color?
charcoal and purple
>support abortion?
I wouldn't get one but i dont want some rich white guy putting laws in my body b/c of his bullshit religious beliefs
>support feminism?
to a degree, not a feminazi though
>believe in ghosts?
yah
>closest to death you've been?
13, asthma attack in Hershey Park lmao
>ever been in a car crash?
yeah, not bad though
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
of course
>favorite color?
answered this already...
>favorite animal?
koala and manatee
>how often do you fap?
never
>shower before sex/oral?
probably would
>shower morning or evening?
both
>do you always wash your hands after you
pee?
fuck yea
>how many friends do you have?
4 real friends but multiple acquaintances
>if you could have one wish?
to die happy and to leave a positive impact on our shit society
>life goal?
become a nephrologist
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
relates to me mentally, kind and ambitious
>favorite topics/subjects?
English, biochemistry and anything anatomy
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Billy Armstrong
>are you happy with your life?
no but gonna die anyway so whats the difference
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
intersection?
>any cool fact about yourself?
I have no female friends, never could relate to any of them. And i can code in c++ and js learning python now

>>23637584
post picture! you sound cute

>>23637617
sorry don't have any, and I'm not cute, I'm rather mundane haha

>>23637658
take one!

>>23637696
laziness....

>>23637658
im also curios

>>23637584
favorite music?

>>23637705
sorry :(

>>23637706
EDM or 90's grunge, depends on my mood ya know

>>23633718
>gender
male
>orientation
gay
>relationship status
single
>age
21
>location
wa, usa
>birthplace
florida
>ethnicity
white (italian background)
>religion
no
>ayys
ayylmao (no?)
>hobbies
pc building
>tv etc
jessica jones was ok
>games
i have a nice pc but don't really play games anymore. shame
>favorite color
blues, black and blue is good combo
>abortion
sure
>feminism
what kind? equality or pro women's right?
>ghosts
kek
>closest to death
nearly died at age 4, throat closed up on me
>car crash
once when i was young, my grandma rear ended somebody
>seatbelt
duh
>favorite color
this again?
>animal
komodo dragons are cool
>how often do i fap
when am i not fapping
>shower before sex etc
i would hope so, unless it couldn't wait
>shower morning/evening
whenever
>wash my hands all the time
only if i'm working with food, or in public. probably not the best thing to admit
>friends total
like maybe one real friend. i don't even know anymore.
>one wish
to be able to smile and mean it

>>23637700
stop being lazy :( your dubs demand!

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>gender
F
>sexual orientation
straight
>relationship status
engaged
>age
24
>favorite hobbies?
sleeping, anime, 4chan, internet, cooking, cuddling, movies, dogs
>favorite movies/tv/books?
too lazy to list, currently watching Better Call Saul
>favorite games?
n64, sims
>favorite animal?
dog
>shower morning or evening?
evening mostly
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
pretty much
>how many friends do you have?
not many
>if you could have one wish?
win a billion dollars
>favorite memory?
falling in love, playing outside during my childhood
>biggest regret?
I wish I called my grandfather to thank him for my birthday present before he passed away. I wish I called him more in general.
>life goal?
be happy
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
you guys
>are you fat?
no
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I drink wine sometimes
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
best friend and partner for life, one half of a whole
>favorite 4chan boards?
/a/, /wsg/, /soc/
>favorite website?
4chan fml
>do you lock your doors at night?
hell yes
>favorite historical person?
Darth Vader
>favorite topics/subjects?
your mom
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
fiance
>are you happy with your life?
95% maybe…
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
a roundabout?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
since 07
>job/school/neet?
dental hygienist
>any cool fact about yourself?
none that I can think of at the moment
>biggest accomplishment?
becoming a homeowner
>did you enjoy this survey?
sure

>>23637742

cont.

>favorite memory
moving cross state to live with friends from the internet i hadn't ever met prior
>biggest regret
hard to say. probably the fact i worry too much what others think
>life goal
to have made somebody happy
>address a group of 2 or more
"hi guys" [triggered]
>am i fat
6'2'' 200 lbs, no real muscle, so i'm avg build but not fat. i'd like to lose some weight though
>area of grass between roads
median or an island
>drink smoke drugs
drink rarely (one drink after work, i work at a casino), smoke no, drugs no
>look for in a partner
a sense of similarity, i don't want to be with somebody i can't relate to. humor and open mindedness. i'd like them to get me to try new things
>favorite 4chan boards
/g/, that's about it. i don't visit here often
>fav subreddits
buildapc/buildapcsales, few porn ones, pcmr
>favorite website
it's not my favorite but i go to d2jsp frequently
>do i lock my doors
no, only bedroom door
>favorite historical person
don't have one really
>favorite topics/subjects
music, computers, technology in general
>if i could be with one person right now
ughh.. this question makes me hate myself
>happy with life
probably not
>several roads in a circle
roundabout
>how long on 4chan
- < that long
>job school etc
i dropped out of highschool but have a job. no license though
>autistic
no
>cool fact
i can suck my own dick, if that counts
>biggest accomplishment
not dying yet
>enjoy survey
no
>picture
no
>contact info
no thanks

>believe in ayys?
ya

Survey Time!

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
21
>location
New Zealand
>birthplace
see above
>ethnicity
European
>religion
Agnostic
>believe in god?
Possibly something that created the universe but any human guess as to what that is I would be inclined to disbelieve in.
>believe in ayys?
Lets say I believe in life outside of earth but I highly doubt there being other in the milkyway galaxy.
>favorite hobbies?
I like hiking, I'm a big reader, I like my own company a lot more than others but still crave socializing I just don't structure my days around it as heavily as others.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
It's really a flavor of the month thing. There is no all time best imo and I enjoy most books and movies. Not a big t.v fan though.
>favorite games?
I love games but this is why space myself from them lol, haven't played much since high school I want to develop other hobbies as well.
>favorite color?
Green!
>support abortion?
It's situational really
>support feminism?
I support female education all over the world and equal pay. I don't support females that want to kill me just because of whats between my legs.

>>23638729
Cont

>believe in ghosts?
Yet to decide. I have seen some things but not much to make me believe.
>closest to death you've been?
passed out in my car on a 100kmph bridge across a harbour.
>ever been in a car crash?
no but got real close! see above!
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yeah
>favorite animal?
Morepork (New Zealand Owl)
>shower before sex/oral?
yeah if its convinient
>shower morning or evening?
I try to get two in a day
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
ofc!
>how many friends do you have?
5-6 very close and a large circle of people who I would consider close acquaintances
>if you could have one wish?
Hard to say. Monekys paw etc, who knows what might come of a wish!
>favorite memory?
A certain lake
>biggest regret?
I have none in all honesty, there is no point holding them if they can't be changed
>worst memory?
Dad went to prison, ma had mental illnesses, it was a tough time.
>life goal?
As long as I can look back and laugh then im happy for the story to write itself.
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Maybe "Ey chumps!" or "Hey gang!"
>are you fat?
No quite skinny actually
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
lawn? the curb? Im not sure!
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
All three but have quit smoking and layed of the drugs and booze big time.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
It boils down to someone who Is my best friend and partner in life. It will be us vs the world.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/lit/, /sci/, thats mostly it.

>>23638745
Cont!

>do you lock your doors at night?
No house burnt down as a kid, it gives me worries. I don't own an aweful lot of valuables either.
>favorite historical person?
Alexander the Great
>favorite topics/subjects?
Anything thats about ideas and not about people
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
My big brother I miss him a bit!
>are you happy with your life?
Yea Its good atm
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
A roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
since I was like 17 but I dont visit much. Maybe a couple of times a month
>job/school/neet?
Studying engineering
>are you autistic?
Sometimes... lol no not really
>any cool fact about yourself?
I am a twin I suppose that is interesting to people
>biggest accomplishment?
Hard to say really.
>did you enjoy this survey?
Yeah It was a good use of my time!
>picture
Ill throw one up after on my phone
>contact info
You can kik me at shamy71 If you want.

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>>23638755

saved

>>23634614
First post best post

>>23640434
hi pol

>>23633718
>Survey Time!
>>gender
Male
>>sexual orientation
Straight
>>relationship status
Single-ish
>>age
18
>>location
Amsterdam, Netherlands
>>birthplace
Amsterdam, Netherlands
>>ethnicity
Dutch
>>religion
Dutch
>>believe in god?
nog really
>>believe in ayys?
maybe
>>favorite hobbies?
music, /soc/(fml) , school (fml), biking, sailing, vidya
>>favorite movies/tv/books?
Drive, 2001, the circle, the road to Mars
>>favorite games?
BF4, Far Cry 3, Hotline Miami 2

>>23640473
>>favorite color?
>green ;^)
>>believe in ghosts?
uh, haven't seen any
>>closest to death you've been?
never, I'm a fucking pussy
>>ever been in a car crash?
Yeah, some fender benders as a kid.
>>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yeah
>>favorite animal?
human
>>how often do you fap?
all day erry day
>>shower before sex/oral?
;_;
>>shower morning or evening?
evening
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
moist of the time
>>how many friends do you have?
;_;
>>if you could have one wish?
the succ
>>How would you address a group of two or more people?
hi
>>are you fat?
no
>>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
dutch roads don't have grass between the sidewalk and the road
>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
no/no/soon
>>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
the succ
>>favorite 4chan boards?
/mu/, /soc/, /k/ (don't own guns though)
>>favorite website?
4chan
>>if you could be with one person right now, who?
her ;_;
>>are you happy with your life?
Yeah
>>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout (rotonde in Dutch)
>>are you autistic?
no
>>biggest accomplishment?
;_;
>>did you enjoy this survey?
no
>>contact info
kik: DGO143

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>gender
Female
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
19
>location
Scotland
>birthplace
Scotland
>ethnicity
White
>religion
None
>believe in god?
Not really
>believe in ayys?
Seems weird to, but yeah
>favorite hobbies?
Going for walks around a city
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Book: Napoleon the Great & ASOIAF
TV: Peaky Blinders & GoT
No idea about a movie tho
>favorite games?
The Witcher 3, Hitman series
>favorite color?
Red
>support abortion?
Yep
>support feminism?
Nah, not a fan
>believe in ghosts?
Nope
>closest to death you've been?
I fell down the stairs once (I live a v dull life)
>ever been in a car crash?
If you consider being in a car that gets tapped by the one behind as a crash, then yeah. Otherwise, no
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Always, unless it's going down the road to the shop
>favorite animal?
German Shepherds
>how often do you fap?
A few times a week
>shower before sex/oral?
Usually afterwards
>shower morning or evening?
Evening for me ^-^
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Only when I'm out in public. Gross, I know
>how many friends do you have?
Only a handful, 10 or 11 I'd say
>if you could have one wish?
I dweam of wowld peace, jk I hope Trump is the next POTUS
>favorite memory?
(tw: pathetic shite incoming) Having the house to myself when I was 17 for 2 weeks when my parents went on holiday
>biggest regret?
Not going to more parties when I was younger (I love living in the first-world)

to be continued...

>>23640636

>worst memory?
Finding out a guy I was seeing was going out with a friends. Really awkward for a while
>life goal?
Fucking money, boi
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Not sure what is meant by this question. "Ladies & gentlemen"?
>are you fat?
No (I hope)
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
The area of grass between the sidewalk and the road
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I drink, but no smoking or drugs
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone who does unexpected (but good) stuff
>favorite 4chan boards?
/b/ and /soc/ are the only ones I go on
>favorite subreddits?
Don't use Reddit
>favorite website?
Buzzfeed (joking)
>do you lock your doors at night?
Of course
>favorite historical person?
Napoleon Bonerparty
>favorite topics/subjects?
French Revolutionary/Napoleonic history, Scottish & UK politics
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Papa John
>are you happy with your life?
Yeah, I'm content
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
A roundabout?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
A few months on/off
>job/school/neet?
College
>are you autistic?
Nope
>any cool fact about yourself?
I somehow passed all my exams in high school with decent grades even though I only started studying for them the night before
>biggest accomplishment?
See above
>did you enjoy this survey?
Yeah, it was ok, more of the same though

>>23640636
You seem cool af

>>23640636
>brown eyes
>white
get out of my Scotland mongrel!

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>>23640434
thx dude.
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>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Nonexistent
>age
27
>birthplace
Greenland
>religion
Agnostic, none
>believe in god?
God is one fucking covard if he existed
>believe in ayys?
Yeah
>favorite hobbies?
Stealing gnomes
>favorite movies/tv/books?
No favorite, whatever is at hand.
>favorite games?
-
>favorite color?
Yellow
>support abortion?
If people weren't retarded, this question wouldn't exist.
>support feminism?
nope
>believe in ghosts?
nope
>closest to death you've been?
Overdosed
>ever been in a car crash?
Front seat, 10 years old.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Fuck yeah, safety.
>favorite color?
Yellow
>favorite animal?
Sloth
>shower morning or evening?
Both
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yeah
>how many friends do you have?
0
>if you could have one wish?
No reason not to make them true.
>favorite memory?
Not really.
>biggest regret?
Nope.
>worst memory?
Nope.
>life goal?
Can't or won't answer.
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Randoms.
>are you fat?
1% body fat.
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Lawn?

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>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I don't think they work on me.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Very much nothing.
>favorite 4chan boards?
All awfull.
>favorite subreddits?
No way.
>favorite website?
fbi.gov
>do you lock your doors at night?
Nope.
>favorite historical person?
Sir Alexander.
>favorite topics/subjects?
W/e.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
I wish I knew.
>are you happy with your life?
Yes.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout. Sometimes I make multiple circles because it's that fun.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Can't answer, won't answer.
>job/school/neet?
Doing w/e.
>are you autistic?
Wasn't born in us, so no.
>any cool fact about yourself?

>biggest accomplishment?

>did you enjoy this survey?
Yeah.
>picture
Sure.

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>>23640636

Oh my God, a Scottish accent with that face.... <3

May as well contribute to this thread now -

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
24
>location
London/Essex
>birthplace
London/Essex
>ethnicity
White British
>religion
Agnostic
>believe in god?
Leaning yes
>believe in ayys?
Yep
>favorite hobbies?
Motorcycling
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Favourite movie is anything by Pegg and Frost, Hot Fuzz is my favourite. TV is anything that can send me to sleep which is on Netflix.
>favorite games?
Management/Simulation/City Builders are my favourite.
>favorite color?
Red
>support abortion?
Yep
>support feminism?
In regards to genuine equality, yes. The new age "feminism" with SJW's is just ridiculous.
>believe in ghosts?
Nope
>closest to death you've been?
A couple of incidents on my motorcycle. Coming face to face with a bank robber at work.
>ever been in a car crash?
Yep
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Always
>favorite color?
Red
>favorite animal?
I'm a dog guy
>how often do you fap?
Currently doing NoFap, 27 days in.
>shower before sex/oral?
Yep
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yep
>how many friends do you have?
About 5-6 close friends.

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>>23640739

2/2

>if you could have one wish?
Gotta be for unlimited monies, the possibilites are endless.
>favorite memory?
Hopefully this will be made in the next few days...
>biggest regret?
Not breaking up with my first girlfriend years before I did.
>worst memory?
Being dumped by said first girlfriend the first time we broke up.
>life goal?
Progress through the ranks of my career.
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
"Guys"
>are you fat?
I like to think not.
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Verge?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Who doesn't drink in 21st century Britain? Never smoked or taken drugs.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
I have a real soft spot for genuinely nice girls.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/vr/, /diy/, /out/, /o/ (For the bike thread)
>favorite subreddits?
Not a reddit person.
>favorite website?
Google, it's gave me far more use than any other website....
>do you lock your doors at night?
Yep
>favorite historical person?
Sir Robert Peel
>favorite topics/subjects?
I'm a history lover. Current affairs is also my thing.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Probably just me to be honest.
>are you happy with your life?
Can't say I'm not.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
At least 8 years now.
>job/school/neet?
Job
>are you autistic?
Not to my knowledge
>any cool fact about yourself?
I once chased a bank robber out of a bank and detained them.
>biggest accomplishment?
Shall I say above? Getting the job that allowed me to do the above.
>did you enjoy this survey?
It's honestly 10 minutes I'm never getting back.
>picture
Meh
>contact info
Have a throwaway - [email protected]

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>fbi.gov

pic related.

I go deeper than that though.