Describe them!
A decently attractive girl in my area who likes to play vidya but also will drag me out of the house/willing to be dragged out for some nature time. Also cuddles
Ideal Guy
>Tall (5'10+) Not a dealbreaker
>Bear-mode
>Gym guy, likes to bulk as well as actively does this on their own (motivation for a partner only lasts so long). Would enjoy going to gym with me and having me cook them post-workout meals.
>Masculine but isn't a dick
>Sexually dominant
>Decent sex drive, I really don't like having to initiate 90% of the time... which usually is the case
>Is generally a nice, compassionate, honest, and caring person
>Confident and somewhat extrovertive. I don't mind Introvertive as long as you're not an autist about it.
>Emotionally supportive of me and my schooling (first year medical next fall), can be there for me as I will be there for them
>Enjoys bantering and joking around, I like to be joking around 90% of interactions.
>Somewhat clingy/possessive (not a requirement, but it makes me feel good). As well as strikes up convo at least equally as much as I do.
>Likes to play video games, I play a fair amount when there isn't schoolwork or obligations to do. Would like to cuddle up and play stuff with me.
>Generally knows what they wanna do with themself.
>tfw fag
>>23401053
im your man
She's a baneposter and is shorter than me (6'2")
Ideal girl
>Has a passion for music more or as much as I do
>Enjoys nature as much as I do or is willing to go hiking, walking with me
>Is at least 4 inches shorter than I am, although this is not a deal breaker
>Attractive, but not conventionally, something that only I would see or wouldnt be considered a "hot girl" but I find her attractive
>>23401118
>baneposter
Depri already left...shut up before I start crying....
Dream girl:
Pale
Black hair/brunette
Good film and music taste + really passionate about those two things
Into vidya some
Loyal/honest
Down with bondage
Slim <---> chubby/thick
Short is cool but I'm pretty tall so it's whatever
>>23401115
Kik?
>>23401156
I don't know who that is but I'm guessing I'd like her
Ideal girl:
Loves film as much as I do (I'm filmmaker)
It's open to learning new things.
It's open to any music so she is not bothered by any weird/harsh/heavy/noisy music I listen to and enjoys going to gigs
Well read, likes to read
Enjoys adventures, and spontaneous road trips.
Maybe into some vidya? (it's not a big deal if she's not)
Really comfortable with her sexuality.
She better like my food lol, I love to cook, always trying new recipes.
She has to be honest, like really honest, brutally honest. Because I am.
She has to be passionate, loving, smart... someone with goals and vision.
She has to be someone that likes to be healthy too, I'm currently 200lbs, but already set a goal to myself of loosing 40 before the year ends.
Am I asking for too much? I'm not even asking for body type.
Bump...for (you)
>Same political views as me, or at least laid back enough to accept mine and our differences. I don't want a guy who is going to be a douchebag over any disagreement we have. Although if you're racist, homophobic or sexist like it's not happening
>Someone I could go on adventures and do fun things with, not really partying though I'd just like a guy I can check out new places and stuff with, who will be open to trying new food too
>Sexually submissive and submissive in general but not a pushover
>Similar taste in food and entertainment as me or at least has a wide scope of interests so we can have some overlap. But if you love horror movies and anything weird/scary/paranormal then we're good
>Ideally my dream guy would be someone whose back I always have and who always has my back, I want them to be my best friend as well as my boyfriend. That means being honest with me all the time, telling me everything, being there for me as much as I'll be here for you
>Atheist
>Passionate and opinionated, willing to talk about anything and everything with me for hours
>Goofy and adorable, I don't mean physically but if you can make me laugh just by being a nerd you'll have my heart
Or just be Dylan O'Brien
her.
flat out, her
Sorry for saving your picture. t'was the easiest way to do this :<
perfection tbqh
>>23401495
You had me on all points but Atheist.
Spirituality game too strong.
>>23401495
Would date you.
>>23401505
Just read the bible, actually read it and it will happen.
>>23401495
This is lining up pretty damn well depending on your political views and how dogmatic you are about them. I'm comfortable with disagreement but if we're gonna talk politics and I disagree I'm eventually going to let you know
>>23401505
I think someone spiritual can be Atheist.
>>23401505
I honestly could deal with it as long as it was something you didn't force on me, I only added it because a lot of people try to force their beliefs so I figured dating another Atheist is ideal
>>23401518
I'm a pretty rad girlfriend ngl
>>23401518
Seconding this
>>23401495
I probably wouldn't date you but I would go on adventures with you.
>girl or girly enough
>not fat
>bangs
>long hair
>likes dancing or singing, even if she sucks at it
>likes books or videogames or comics or anime
>prefers to nap at home than to go clubbing
>some kinkiness
there
>>23401528
There's too many to get into right now so I won't list them off BUT I'm willing to listen to other sides of arguments as long as the discussion is friendly, I don't mind debates and there have been times I've changed my mind on hills I was previously willing to die on. I also don't really like to discuss politics with people who I know will disagree with me since it seems futile and only stresses people out
>>23401542
See what I wrote here:
>>23401315
You probably live too far anyway but yeah.
>>23401562
I dig that, I think we'd see eye to eye on friendly discussion. Do you, or have you ever, banepost?
>>23401576
>Do you, or have you ever, banepost?
Hahah fucking /tv/
>>23401576
You're a big guy.
>>23401597
For you
>>23401547
Thanks :)
>>23401551
What kind of adventures?
>>23401573
I honestly feel like we've talked recently, where do you live?
>>23401576
I don't
>>23401606
That's a shame, good luck! You sound like a chill-ass person
>>23401606
>What kind of adventures?
Exploring, hiking, urbex, climbing trees, bike rides, wandering around outside and finding cool places.
>>23401608
Tbh I don't even know what it is, but thanks!
>>23401606
Talked where? Puerto Rico lol
>>23401608
C R I N G E
>>23401632
From another thread, but no we haven't and yes I am far
Ideal man:
>2-5 years older than me
>Tall (6'0+)
>Fit
>Confident but not an arrogant douchebag
>Ethnicity doesn't matter but anything Mediterranean is ideal
>Pale or tan skin
>Light eyes, piercing, "hunter eyes"
>dark healthy hair
>strong jaw
>good facial hair
>good teeth
>good hygiene
>dresses well and like a mature man
>tidy, organized
>ambitious, has his life together or working on it
>has a taste for the finer things in life
>not bitter and jaded, no serious anger issues, calm and relaxed
>has hobbies and interests
>is a Dom or switch, into at least some of the kinks I'm into
>high libido and has sexual experience
>protective, healthily possessive
>knows martial arts or can physically defend himself and his significant other
>communicative, conversationalist
>not religious
>can balance fun and seriousness
>has a sense of humor, can make me laugh
>not too insecure
>loving and caring but not a doormat and beta orbiter
>can be a bit weird or crazy, nothing too extreme though, just enough for us to be equally secret flawed
Me:
>20
>Female
>156cm, 45kgs, hourglass shaped and fit
>have been told I'm pretty (long brown hair, fair skin, big eyes, plump lips, oval shaped face)
>driven and ambitious, my studies and my future are a priority
>pretty much everything I mentioned for my ideal mate, except I can't physically protect myself much because I'm tiny
>kinky sub-leaning switch with a bit of experience but keeping my virginity for """"the one""""
>>23401655
Oh hey this is kind of me
>>23401655
>t ugly chick
im sure prince charming would pick you over those hot cheerleading girls anyday senpai (^:
>>23401576
Amazing.
>>23401542
That makes sense. I'm Buddhist, so I guess if 3 mala don't piss you off and the meditation/yoga thrice a week aren't an issue we would be good. I in no way resemble O'Brien, though, sorry to kill that.
>>23401655
literally exactly me except for
>"hunter eyes"
>not too insecure
but chances are I wouldn't like you
>>23401685
I LIKE YOGA and honestly I would love to learn more about Buddhism. And mostly the Dylan O'Brien thing is about his personality, he's a goober and I love it. All his freckles and moles are just bonus
Me
>31/m/OH
>6'3, thin. blue/grey eyes
>Two Master's degrees, speak Japanese
>Honest, straightforward, perceptive, affectionate, mature, humorous
>General knowledge sponge, curious about everything
>Connect on a personal level more than through interests, but happy to share them and teach each other new things
>Fantasy/sci-fi
Ideal Girl
>19-28/f/anywhere
>Slenderish, natural look/not big on makeup (not picky about physical attributes beyond this)
>Empathic, honest, loyal, smart, emotionally and mentally stable
>Wants to share about herself with someone who will actually listen and care, not just from thirst
>Somewhat submissive
>Enjoys being appreciated and reciprocating that
>Has experienced personal struggles/suffering but survived intact
Skype: ageha60
>>23401699
Would it interest you if I told you that next month I might be picking up a position at a yoga studio...?
Goobers are good.
>freckles and moles
Lady you're fuckin me up here. Ginger.
>>23401638
Ahh I see, I'm kind of a traveling guy anyway but yeah. Hope you find your guy.
Me
>18, M, switch
>6'5
>Nerd, love movies and books
>Physical work 5 days a week
Her
>Tall and strong is preferred
>Switch, bi
>Nerd/weeb
>Science and math literate
>Can hold a conversation
>Loyal
>Wants to be my mommy
>Wants to be my kitty/ make me her kitty
Welcome to searching for a unicorn, boys and... Boys
>>23401672
Post contact info?
>>23401675
Good thing I am actually the "hot popular" chick in school then familia :^)
>>23401687
That's okay, completely understandable. Any specific reason though? Also how come you're too insecure? I'd assume aomeone with all those traits wouldn't have a reason to be insecure.
Ideal Girl
>No more than 1-2 years older (21 max)
>5' 9" Max
>Open Minded Politically, or already holding similar views (Lib Soc)
>Listens to stuff like Hardcore Punk, Shoegaze, Alt Rock, Punk (More or less what I listen to currently)
>Actual PC Gamer
>Wanting to travel
Ideal girl:
-Intelligent, literate and has intellectual interests
-preferably either petite or tall and thin, in any case not overweight
-gets dark humor and sarcasm
-looks innocent but secretly kinky, submissive and into being my pet and naughty little girl in private
-into older guys/age gaps
-loves animals
-has interests and hobbies
-will wear short skirts and thigh highs for me
-into weird stuff like haunted houses and obscure subjects
-must love halloween
-major bonus points for blondes, but not required
>>23401655
Literally me, except for the blue eyes (your post made me depressed, I'm >>23395182)
>>23401818
This is honestly me except I'm not submissive at alllllll
>>23401053
>Masculine but isn't a dick
>Enjoys bantering
doesn't generally come in pairs
girl
ideal boy:
>not a shortie
>not too pushy
>likes books
>likes anime
>preferably skinny
>masochist
>ambitious
>>23401838
I've had a past boyfriend that could do both.
>>23401833
Oh? Tend to be more dominant then?
Please tell me more~
Dream Girl
>Blue eyes
>Bubbly Bobs
>Petite
>Subservient
>Kinky in the bedroom
>Comely out and about
>Doesn't desire me to be sensitive
>>23401845
Yeah very dominant and very kinky
>>23399407
ideal chick
>understands my sense of humor
>strong, well thought-out values and beliefs
>values community
>doesn't give a fuck what other people think of her
>understands rejection sensitivity, knows how to deal with it
>empathetic but can be direct and respectful when giving criticism
>listens to me and supports my passionate intellectual endeavors while also not agreeing with everything I say, emotionally respectful/neurtral when she disagrees, and challenges me to be a better person
>doesn't take shit from me or nobody but also stands up for me
>takes care of her body (muscles are sexy)
>shares some interest (outdoorsy stuff, metal/suicide sheep music, academics, sciencey stuff, martial arts, its a long list)
>has a somewhat strong sex drive
>sexually adventurous (pegging, group sex, etc) not a deal breaker
>somewhat outgoing
>cares about contributing to the world in a meaningful way with her career or volunteering
>>23401829
Light eyes can be light brown, hazel, green, amber, etc
But black or brown are great too! Look at the pic I attached to the post.
Anyhow, contact info?
>>23401806
I have a hard time liking women as weird as that might sound. Just general insecurities.
>tfw you're a short guy and only ever get friendzoned
>>23399407
>no domme gf fucking my face
Why live
>>23401561
sounds like im the one for you
Woman:
slender
nordic
can handle dark/ strange humour
conservative values
nor extremely leftist
interested in history, art and literature to some extend
does not drink and smoke. marihuana would be toleratable
does not eat garbage food
likes philosophical discussions as well as just talking about dumb "what if" scenarios.
>>23401971
I understand. I have that with men. Except I can be friends with them, I just never develop any strong feelings. Is it the same for you? What do you think makes you not like women? Sorry I'm really nosey, just curious.
>>23401868
Interesting...I've pretty much always been the dom but I'd consider trying being the sub for the right girl, if you're everything else I listed...very interesting...
>>23402037
do you have skype? I could findout if I like you real quickly
Him:
>6'0+ but the taller the better
>Deep voice
>Pretty eyes
>Veiny hands/arms
>Prominent adams apple
>A healthy weight
>Strong enough to carry me
>Dominant, both in and out of the bedroom
>Has enough patience to put up with me, but doesn't hesitate to put me in my place when I need it
>Doesn't want kids
>Funny
>Smarter than me
>Has interests in things, and wants to teach me about them.
>Wants to show me music, and lets me show them music
>Is talkative
Me:
>5'2
>Average weight, swimmers build.
>32" band 38" bust
>Blonde medium length hair
>Blue/green eyes
>Glasses
>Submissive, but only to people I feel inferior to
>Rather awkward
>Not a super great conversationalist
>Essentially 5 years old at heart
>Giggles/laughs too much
>Doesn't drink or smoke
>Doesn't wear make up
>>23402203
You pretty much described me except my voice isn't very deep...I'm 6'1", hazel eyes, prominent adam's apple, about 175 lb, dom, own my own place and teach so I run my own life, patient but strict about certain things, no desire for offspring, educated...and you sound like exactly the kind I like...would you be interested in talking perhaps?
>>23402225
Sure, drop a kik or skype user.
>>23402251
kik is magisterious
>>23401840
6"3' 165lbs dark brown hair green eyes age:19 study medicine and mma so lean but mildly well muscled I've been told I'm stubborn but fairly easy going Kik masterwillz
Ideal girl:
>Taller than me or same height (my height is 5'8").
>Curvy preferred, but chubby or BBW is fine, too. Skinny girls probably wouldn't like my dadbod anyway.
>Same age or older (I'm 20; older preferred).
>Independent
>Sexually dominant and/or aggressive. Pretty much a Domme most of the time.
>Has really freaky, but flexible kinks.
>Initiates sex most of the time, but also lets me have some control.
>Plays vidya with me.
>Likes to cuddle.
>Freckles
>Can hold a conversation about literally anything.
>>23402331
^same as this dude pretty much
>>23402372
It's probably not gonna happen, anon... We're the unlucky ones.
>>23402390
you're right bro...
I really wish you weren't though...
>>23402410
>>23402390
>unlucky
No you're just whiney.
>>23402425
>interested in women that are pretty much rarely compatible with interests, so we acknowledge the fact that we'll never get what we want.
>whiney
ok
>>23401840
>not a shortie
6'4"
>not too pushy
No, but I am very stoic.
>likes books
Classics and sci-fi, mostly. But I can't resist a thriller.
>likes anime
Hai, sou desu.
>preferably skinny
Built, fit, but big
>masochist
No one harder on me and others than me.
>ambitious
Very, let up plan our machinations together.
kik is Agent_Doggetsman
>>23399407
ideal grill
>5'8 or less for easier sex but doesn't really matter
>long dark hair
>shy but not crippling social anxiety
>can choose between 2 arbitrary options
>doesn't care about wealth
>spontaneous
>is on her own journey in life
>enjoys anime and other nerdy weeb things
>accepting of weed and psychedelics
ideleal matey for meee would beeeee
holy fuck bLAM BLAM SITTIN ON MY PORTCCH YELLIN AT THE NIGGA BEN'S SENPAI. THEY DULL AS FUCK
I DONT REALLY THINK THEY BOTHA MUCH
THEY HOUSE IS DEAD CHEESE NIGGA SMELL OF A GRANMA'S GASH WITH DISEASE NIGGA , FUCK THEY DEN FUCK THEY LIVIN ROOM FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF GRAN B'S BATHROOM
FUCK
I DID TOO MUCH GEEEEEEEE
WHY, WHY, WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE, SPINNING AND SWEARIN TO TRTEES OUT THE WINDOW AS I SPIN ON THIS CHAIR. GOD DAMN, MOTHA. FUCKING. FAMILY GIVIN ME DANGEROUS GLARES
FUCK MY ASS /SOC/ I WISH I COULD BE LONELY AND HAVE DREAMS.
BUT I'M TOO BUSY PICKING HAIRS OUT OF MY BODY TO SATISFY MY FETISH. FUCK.
>>23402493
Raw
ME:
>asian, 20yo, 5'6", athletic
>spend most of my time at home on the computer for gaming
>good cook, neat and good artist... will paint you cute things
>masturbate whenever i'm recharged lol
>very introverted, but confident and have no social problems
>struggle with depression but i am functional
>hard working and direct, no games, no stupid arguments
HIM:
>smart, very introverted, has many interests
>confident and pref no mental illness, depression, anxiety
>gamer, is into retro gaming as well
>accepting, understanding, no anger problems
>high sex drive (2+ daily)
>let's me grope him whenever i want, and likes to tease me
>5'8" + ... not obese but he must have a good ass, legs
>interested in outdoors, hiking, camping, nature
>not emotional, very direct
>vulgar humour, thinks i'm funny!
>>23402521
you sound like fun, but it doesn't look like you'll like me, lol
>>23402331
>>23401495
I think I could be your bf, but I'm not totally submissive sexually speaking. I like switching roles depending on the mood.
>>23401053
Probably not my region, but if you ever visit southern Germany, I'm your guy
>>23402656
Do you have a contact?
>>23402521
Me.
>>23402445
I'd add that it's a ridiculous sex drive and I don't even really think of retro gaming as retro, good stuff is good stuff. You're only allowed to grope if I get to grope back.
>Ambitious but not in earning money
>Doesn't overly want for luxury but has no problem with it
>Little but not no interest in children
>Shorter than me
>One-of-the-guys type personality
>Sexually compatible, comfortable with her body
>Not self concious
>We have shit loads of fun
>We talk lots of shit
>We can talk openly about emotion and with emotion, including anger if ever need be
>Mentally stable enough
My dream qt;
Female, long brown hair, about 5 foot 5ish
Average build, lighter complexion
Lots of points into intelligence and perception
Humble but confident, knows when to hold em' and when to fold em'
Underachieving and/or mental health issues are fine
Skeptical but understands spirituality
>>23401495
I totally fit this, contact?
>>23402682
Steyrng on kik
>>23402521
Sounds a lot like me actually, aside from the retro gaming part. I'm 30 and played all of that shit to death when it was new.
>>23402521
I fit this pretty well. Where are you from?
>>23401053
>tfw fag
Damn, you almost got me !
>>23402521
I would fit the bill kinda except I'm not super confident in myself and I'm not tall or very fit.
I'm a mini stick figure, besides that I would be like what you described.
>>23402521
I'm an electrical engineering major, 20, with a serious sex drive and no emotional issues. also, I code NES games in assembly in my spare time. I'm also tall and thin, but with a real nice ass that you are free to grope whenever. Not sure if you're really looking for someone right now, but if you are, you should send me some sort of contact somehow
>>23402521
I fit this pretty well. My build somewhere between average and athletic right now. But I would enjoy joining my dream girl in cooking and have it involve some kind of groping. I'm in Texas. If you're close-ish, kik is texan_broom
>>23402828
Forgot to mention, 21/5'8"/140, Electrical Engineering graduate, also into swimming, rock climbing, and soccer.
>>23401655
>saving virginity for someone sexually experienced
What?
>>23399407
A fertile female who looks like the attached picture, had large enough pool of money hidden from the government to support ourselves for several generations, had a blunted affect, and was willing to bear many of my children and mine alone.
>>23402985
Are you a self aware computer or some shit running experiments?
Seriously what the fuck man, haha.
Someone who looks like Alizee or Alicia Vikander. cis/mtf idgaf
-Sense of humor
-Being ok with me being a spontanous fucking tard who does things without thinking them through. I.E someone who can tell me "Yo, that's fucking retarded, don't do that." basically someone who's more introverted than me.
-Decent taste in music, movies and art in general.
-Own hobbies.
-Independent.
Bonus:
-Good cook.
-Fit.
-Job.
-Sense of fashion.
-Nice butt!
>>23401495
Where do you live? I fit all of those really
>>23402521
Gib contact pls
Ideal woman
>between 20 and 24
>5'7" or less
>petite or average
>good sense of humor, witty, makes puns often
>enjoys staying active, nature and the like
>is willing to travel to other countries in search of a greater sense of life
>smarter than I am. I want to be challenged
>is looking for someone to grow with, make a journey, and be very much in love
>Is strong minded enough to know what she likes
>enjoys good music, culture, art and the like
>is understanding of issues I have with my psyche, and wants to help someone heal
I know how futile it is to even post this, but if anyone is interested I'll tell you all about myself. my skype is drunken_narwhal
>>23402032
Me:
male
1,78/ 95-100 kg, built, 22 years old
>>23402557
I can't at all
>>23402708
What's your skype?
>>23403808
California
>>23404163
Meh literally on the other side of the world for me. Why aren't there any girls in the EU on /soc/?
>>23401495
Hey, I'm >>23404045 Maybe I'm a good fit?
>>23404176
I'm tall and I also have my own issues, which doesn't mean I couldn't help you with yours but means it could not be what you're looking for
>>23404286
Oh okay, thanks for the honsty
>>23404163
I'm not the guy who asked but I'm willing to give things a shot and talk to you if you're down
My Skype is todestrieb-
I'll be on later
>>23404368
So yeah you could be a fit for me, but I'm not a fit for you. Good luck though!
>>23404381
Sure I would love to chat, I'll send you a message
Girl who is nature loving odd and weird, dosent care about what ppl think. Accepts herself fully and is who she is no matter the company. Otherwise whtever
>>23401495
>>23401542
>I'm a pretty rad girlfriend ngl
No doubts about that, too bad you want a submissive guy, kinda rare though.
>>23401840
Pretty much the easiest-to-fit description itt.
>>23402203
My hands and arms are probably not veiny enough and pretty eyes, dunno, I like them, same as smarter than you, no idea how smart you are so can't say that.
>For the record
Where are you from? Canada?
>>23403385
Alizee was/is a total qt
him:
>looks like pic related
>intelligent (into academics)
>cold, but secretly loves me
>flat affect
>somehow extraordinary
>>23404407
Honestly I wouldn't be closed to talking though. Talking to anyone right now would be good
>>23404407
Actually, I really do want to talk. I missed something kind of big on your post that I like. Hopefully you're still lurking
I'd like someone very similar to me so I suppose I'll just list my qualities to kill two birds with one stone.
I'm 20/M/Ohio, USA
Want 18-21/F/USA
>6ft
>190lbs
>Caucasian
>Blue eyes, brown hair
>Introverted
>Fairly shy. Reserved towards most people.
>Prefer to stay inside playing vidya/tabletop games/reading/watching movies.
>I'd say I'm a geek but I hate that culture. I just do whatever I like to do.
>No partying/drinking
>No drugs
>Don't particularly care for sex, but I'm fine with it as long as it makes the other person happy.
>Want someone that I can take care of and can take care of me.
>Have an income, living in an apartment with some friends.
>I think I'm decently fun to be around.
>I'd say I'm fairly smart. I'm programming a video game.
>I can be witty. Good sense of humor.
>I'm caring and nice to people I'm close to.
>I'm a decent cook.
>I draw fairly often.
>Organized and clean.
>I like animals, open to pets.
>Fine with emotional issues and things like that.
You
>Match most of my qualities.
>Thin or average. Chubby is fine but not obese
>Caucasian, Asian or Hispanic/Latino is fine with me
>Are fine that I'm basically an antisocial hermit/are one yourself.
Skype: noopmanu
I have photos on my Skype, I'll post more if you ask. I'm fine with a quick add if you want to check me out first.
>>23404676
Yeah what's your skype?
>>23404774
Drunken_narwhal
Her
>between 5'4" or upwards. The taller the better. I will most likely be taller than you anyways
>between 20 and 30 years old
>have a discernable shape, be curvy if you want but you need to be in the healthy numbers for your height
>don't have unhealthy eating habits
>you may smoke tobacco and drink liquor but that's it. No drugs, not ever.
>hair colour can be whatever really just don't have a fake one
>be sensible, fair and balanced about things
>I can take a heated arrgument but if it was over petty shit I would probably think less of you
>I prefer resolving disagreements with compromise and discussion, may the best argument win
>be european and white. It's an ideal and I have no idea if I will budge on this or not in the future
>treat all political views as just an opinion because I don't see why you would need to get upset about it
>I don't care for people who whine about racism all the time, honestly I wouldn't care if you were racist see above
>don't be a burden for me since I will never be one on you, if I ever were it would kill me
>be proud of who you are and don't take any shit but don't be someone who gets into stupid arguments as well
>traditional values without having to shove religious texts down peoples throat
>when it comes to music, movies, culture, food etc it would be refreshing if you were different than me so we could find common ground in exploration
>Don't drink excessive but don't easily puke everywhere either
>Evil and mean sense of humour
>Classical style in clothing, I would love to see you in different clothes and just bask in your beauty and how the fabric hugs your purdy self
>witty
If you are my joan harris, I will most probably be your byronic anti-hero. Or your Don Draper but without the infidelity.
>>23404479
Murica.
Northern California specifically.
>>23404163
My computer just died, and I hate the skype app but I have a kik if you want
Also different ID because mobile
Her
>Looks doesn't matter unless she's really fat or disfigured(love short hair and freckles tho)
>Huge weeb like me, likes watching chinese cartoons while cuddling
>likes /out/ stuff and astronomy
>needy and obsessive as me
>loyal
>likes to hang at home rather than social stuff
>tfw manlet
>forever non ideal
>>23404913
Try to fix the things you can and just leave the things you can't. Genetics is a bitch.
>>23404844
Sure, what's your kik?
Ideal girl:
>18-22
>white
>between 5"5 and 6'0
>lives in the UK or in the EU
>short black or brown hair
>somewhat fit or skinny and maybe works out sometimes
>no body modifications like piercings and whatnot
>no tattoos
>loyal and honest
>assertive and has a dominant personality
>willing to initiate things from time to time
>clingy and possessive
>romantic
>likes travelling and will travel with me
>likes going on adventures
>has some hobbies other than anime and manga
>420 friendly but not addicted to it
>doesnt smoke cigarettes
>doesn't mind light drugs sometimes
>likes to drink alcohol socially but not an alcoholic
>plays video games
>sexual and kinky
>virgin with little sexual experience
>likes cuddling
>maybe likes going clubbing or going to festivals
>not some crazy SJW or a radical feminist
>willing to put up with my shyness and awkwardness
>preferrably not a NEET i don't care if you aren't ambitious or work at a shitty job
Me:
>19
>5'11
>decent somewhat muscular build and around 125lbs
>i'm mostly submissive but can be dominant sometimes
>live in the UK
>travel frequently
>fluent in two languages
>loyal and honest
>know a lot about history
>i tend to ramble and talk about trivial and stupid stuff
Send me an email if you meet some of these:
[email protected]
>>23404918
Meh, my personality is decent but I'm absolutely undateable physically. There is nothing I can fix but to lose weight and I'm already doing it.
>>23404944
>5'11
>125lbs
>muscular build
k
>>23404951
Then you are on a path to redemption. Just go at it.
>>23404925
Rokkuman24
>>23404981
Oh boy, my ID changed again
>Physical
Round ass
Natural Cs or Ds
Thin waist
Wide Hips
Thick thighs
Stunning eyes
Black Hair
Glasses
No weird piercings excessive tattoos
>Personality
Rowdy, likes to horseplay
Not a fragile little flower
MUST enjoy excessively long cuddle sessions
Followed by hours of sex
Just hyper-affectionate & hyper-sexual
Loves Metal (Specifically Thrash/Black/Death Metal)
Nerdy, will do pokemon runs with me
FUCKING COMPETENT AT VIDEO GAMES
Sweet & kind
Good cook
Seriously, 6 hour long sex marathons please.
Also would wake me up with blowjobs. Every morning.
Too bad girls like this don't exist :<
>>23401170
^This is basically the look for
>>23404990
Her:
> 18+
> any race/ethnicity
> short to average height
> thin/skinny/athletic build
> likes music and wants to share her tastes with me
> is attending or has plans to attend university
> not super into partying/drinking
> is passionate about something
> creative or artistic somehow
> good sense of humor
> sub
Me:
> 5'11
> half asian
> thin/fit build
> long, curly hair/man bun
> likes art/music and creating art/music
> attends fairly prestigious university
> outdoorsy
>>23404960
Breh, I'm a manlet, ugly, balding and have a small donger. There is no redemption for me.
>>23405030
I could tell you everything is futile but it would hardly be true.
Ideal woman
>shorter than me
>thick or curvy. Not heavy or fat. Huge difference. But some good thighs, and but, with good natural boobs
>long hair not much preference on color
>should be down to be in a secret relationship with a dude who has a girlfriend
>must like vidya games
>must like anime
>should have good music.
>must be into rough sex, and be submissive
>be into religion
Me
>5'11
>musician
>dark curly intake shaggy hair
>grungy
>play shows all the time. Care more about the shows, and music. Hopefully girl is cool about it
>interested in foreign religions, and politics
>patchy facial hair, but I'm to lazy to shave
>invest all my money into music gear...
Yeah....
Oops. Untame shaggy hair
>>23405053
It is though, I'm the bottom of the barrel.
Her:
> 20-30, any healthy body type
> independent
> introvert or homebody, comfortable with quiet nights
> straightforward, loyal, and honest
> intelligent or otherwise logical thinker
> ambitious, or has some kind of passion or hobby to follow
> sets high standards for herself
> compassionate, nonjudgmental
> enjoys casual banter
> not materialistic
> plays video games, ideally co-op or something we could enjoy together
> moderate to high sex drive
> has a stable job or is working on getting her life together
Me:
> 24/M, 5'8", 130lbs
> long hair, slim build
> pretty demanding of myself, but otherwise fairly low-maintenance and low-stress
> sarcastic/goofy sense of humor
> intellectually adventurous
> vidya, anime, general introvert weeaboo bullshit
> enjoys experimenting in the kitchen
> switch
She probably doesn't exist, but a man can dream.
>>23405086
I think maybe you still have redeeming qualities. Maybe something you don't even know. Stop focusing on the negatives. Women like a calm levelheaded man with a sense of purpose, direction and selfconfidence. Just git with the program lad.
>>23405101
>Women like a calm levelheaded man with a sense of purpose
Which are also attractive
>male
>white preferably, depends with other races
>18-26
>likes black girls (because me)
>taller than me (I'm 5'4")
>live in North Murica or Europes
>decently straight, white teeth (crooked bottom teeth is whatever)
>funny, has similar humor
>nice haircut that works for him
>nice balance of affectionate
>healthy sex drive (not too much, not too little)
>understanding, sympathetic
>caring
>not a NEET
>deep-ish voice
>doesn't drink heavily or do hardcore drugs
>dresses decently
>won't mind taking me to hardcore shows
>will watch horror movies with me
>will introduce me to cool new stuff
>the qt-est.
>owns a skype cam if not in same state as me (Georgia)
>honest, trustworth
THIS IS LIKE MY FIFTIETH TIME POSTING. PLS HALP. DIS ME.
>>23405010
I think I may fit thissss???¿?
>>23405200
You have posted this fifty times and no-one is biting? The list seem reasonable desu.
>>23405200
>cam
>Georgia
>honest
You almost had me, but I am neither 3 of those. Not a liar, but my kind of humor is really fucked. Sarcasm about things that aren't even funny.
Sorry, you're cute as fuck, sure you'll have no problem finding a nice guy, just keep it up.
>>23405274
Thanks. c:
>>23405289
You don't HAVE to be in Georgia.
I love sarcasm about everything. Even grass, wtf.
And can possibly work around the cam issue if you're cool enough. I made a good friend in Australia & he & I have only skype called a handful of times. But that doesn't bother me TOO much.
>>23405404
Just keep it at it I guess. I try to be nice and help people out.
Ideal Girl:
It sounds so weird to say "ideal", just don't be borderline or bipolar or obese.
>Petite, Chubby, normal, hourglass, whatever; you are cute regardless
>You can be any height, 5'0 or 5'10+? taller than me? sure. Shorter is cute because more of me to hug.
>Don't be a prick or pull jokes on people that borderline on personal-attacks
>Don't be a SJW
Here is me, usually the issues errs people off a lot however.
Me: (Guy)
>Europoor, half Asian
>5'10
>Bear, gymming to hit ideal bear-ness
>220lbs but aiming for 240lbs
>Maschismo, but mostly because of the work I am spending on my body
>I might be clingly/possessive or too caring? also puts me at odds with friends because I let them know I will give them an honest oppinion even if they hate it (But I am considerate about it, so no landmines)
>Compassionate, hope you don't mind that I like invading other peoples headspace and help them out
>Excessive sex drive 3-5+ (But I do try to hold out)
>Way too dominant in regards to sex
>Love being introverted(It feels nice just not talking and thinking inwards), but I am extroverted as heck in the presence of someone else
>I can be as physically exhausted as you'd like, but if I am mentally exhausted I might be a bit empty and slightly aggressive, mostly just pressing the issue I am tired
>I can nerd it out if given the right incentive
>Let me carry you if you need help
>Likes to cook
>Likes to LISTEN to videos while being introverted/meditating
>Likes to play vidya, especially on muh lap while I cuddle and watch you play
>Aspiring Artist, goal is to be a Psychologist later in life to later gain a Mentoring position and helping young teenagers
>>23405404
Hm see I don't have Skype either /:
>>23405568
Kik, snapchat, instagram. I've got most things. I actually hate skype.
Ideal grill:
>big enough to fry several steaks at the same time
>easy to clean
Ideal girl
>Female
>preferably older than me (21)
>taller or the same height as myself (171cm)
>Lives in Europe/ UK
>sadistic& dominant
>listens to kick ass music and makes me listen to it/doesn't mind when I make her listen to some of my music
>Is doing something with her life/ is passionate about it
>doesn't mind some retro gaming(cough... star wars shadows of the empire.. cough)
>Makes me laugh
>will tolerate my annual whining at the television during the 6 nations
>is fine with taking her frustrations out on me
Moi:
>male
>pale
>jacked as fuark
>73kg
>longish hair,getting longer
>likes cooking
>reads all the time
>student.
>perfect in every way
>>23405599
I should have specified, I have no social media haha, I'm sorry dear.
>>23405679
Uhp, welp. Guess I lose again.
>>23405690
Do you want someone to talk to?
>>23405703
Bit. Yes.
>>23405719
Give me a skype or an email or something for some polite banter then.
>>23405728
Agh. Skype I guess.
imentahl
>>23405734
done
Ideal woman:
>Born between February 16 1992 and February 16 1990.
>Any height below 6'2".
>Looks like Kat Dennings, or
>skinny, tall and pale with a black or sjw color bob cut, around chin length with bangs and straight sides.
>Assigned female at birth.
>Feels like she can't relate to most people. A lot of weird feelings.
>Doesn't want to get married or have kids.
>Doesn't want to have a typical stupid kissy-kissy up in eachother's business relationship.
>Interested in someone who looks like a dude but wants to pump himself full of hormones and look like Emily Ratajkowski.
>Not big on sex.
>Very left wing, and feminist, but not fucking annoying.
>Intelligent and rational.
>Atheist.
>Tech savvy and interested in current events.
>/b/tard weirdo.
>Lives anywhere, as long as she's willing to communicate via email or IRC and won't disappear all of the sudden without explanation,
>and is open to showing me her tits.
>>23404505
I don't exactly know what you're looking for, but I'm very interested in academics. I'm certainly pursuing some sort of graduate degree if not outright seeking a professorship/research position in the future. Also, I don't know if I'm as void and barren as those suffering from neuropsychological disorders, but I do tend to be stoically austere to a fault. I was looking to change that, but shit, if women like brazen, cold bastards then hey baby.
>>23405200
I live in northern FL and I have a bangin' haircut if you ever want to chat.
My ideal girl:
>feminine, conservative in her values and politics, doesn't dress like a dyke (I'm starting off sounding like such a flattering, warm guy, I know)
>if chubby, just don't make it in your future to gain more weight; I can handle some chub -- I like it, even -- but don't plan on making being fat your lifestyle because health should be an obvious priority for all living things, right?
>be happy, ambitious
>want kids and be willing to set aside your career for a long time/permanently
>be able to hold your opinions, don't recoil when I challenge yours, and be able to have intellectual discussions
>law, politics, Am. history, U.S. constitution; I'm well read in political and existential philosophy and decently read in other tangential philosophy, economics, sports (esp. football)
>if any of that interests you you should message me
>not looking to rush into a relationship or even be in one yet, just chat for now
>kinda feel weird about online relationships
kik is ruffenheim94
Asking for a perverted, cosplaying, explorer of the 50 States and 7 continents, exceptional taste in doujin reading, animu watching, fashionable, mentally stable, self sufficient, 50k a year plus making, enthusiastic, multicultural, vidya playing, lewd, emotionally supportive, qt girl is apparently asking for too much in this day and age
Incoming wall of text
Her:
>white
>less than 25 years old
>between 5'4'' to 5'10'' in height
>soft but firm body, large bum is a huge plus
>long hair (I prefer light brown/blondies but it's not a deal breaker)
>christian or into occultism or at least has some modicum of a spiritual side
>prefers deep conversations about feelings and the world over small talk
>loyal, affectionate, nuturing, and submissive
>not afraid of PDA
>0-5 previous sexual partners
>slightly kinky
>wants a few kids
>loves to cook
Me:
>22/M/French Canadia
>student
>dark brown hair, light brown eyes with some green
>6'0'', 170-180lbs trying to get up to 200 without too much fat, decently muscly with bubble butt
>likes reading (currently reading The Decline of the West)
>likes progressive metal/rock with some random stuff mixed in (current favorites: maudlin of the Well, Rush, Agalloch, King Crimson)
>likes writing poetry
>likes manga, favorite is Berserk hands down (currently reading Baki the Grappler)
>wants to start learning how to sketch people
>wants to learn how to play a string instrument
>love to train, currently lift weights three times a week and rock climb once per week; I'd love to share at least one physical activity with my mate
>I prefer the company of old friends rather than strangers
>I can be very empathetic and emotional if I have enough trust in you
>love animals though I'm allergic to most
>very dominant, I love to play fight as well
>love to cook when I have the time (slow cooker is my best friend right now)
>currently a non-practicing catholic... trying to get back into that in hopes of finding a decent wife, still love the occult though and my philosophic opinions don't really fit any kind of dogma
>topics of interest/hobbies: history, computers, hiking/camping, philosophy, fantasy, physical training
>ambitions include: having a really close family and finding a job in my field with minimal office time so I can be with said family as much as possible
>>23402203
I fit everything except I want to make a lot of babbies
kik is DobotRicks if you think I'm cewl guy
>>23405200
I fit this description entirely, teeth are not yellow but 70% white? I'm in NY but I have family in GA.
Not white but dress decent and smell good.
LINK UP
Ideal girl
>5'8"-6'2" (I'm 6'4")
>Skinny to average
>>>/fa/
>slightly neurotic
>pretentious about art/music/film
>into bdsm
>smoker
ideal bf
-tall
-like 6'7 but this is an ideal and I know thats unlikely so noone under 5'9
-good at video games (like really good, especially games like nuclear throne)
-wants to join a punk band (punk preferred but any kind of band is fine)
-likes fruit a lot
-emotionally distant
-probably hates me (Im into that)
-wants to live out in the middle of nowhere and raise goats or something when we get old
-if you want kids I will give you them
-wants to have a pet reptile at some point, maybe a caiman or something severe and unusual
-doesn't like ice cream
pls exist senpai
>>23407652
That list is out there. Whats your kik?
>simple and selfless
>somewhat attractive
that's about it i guess
>>23399407
>is an female
>likes working out, and motivates me to do the same
>loves food of all kinds
>likes travelling, and trying new things/places.
>doesnt necessarily need to like cars, but enjoy going on drives to nowhere.
>not have so little going on in their life that all they do is text me. space is important, but im always there if you need me.
>be less socially awkward than me
>bring the bantz
>be brutally honest, yet at the same time, caring
>short? i'm 5'10" so maybe like shorter than that.
>play smash
me
>indian (GG to me)
>slightly overweight (5'10", 180lbs)
>in the navy nuke program, which means i font really have a lot of free time
>socially awkward
>like cars, real football, and computers/tech
>cold hearted bastard, but i care too much deep down.
>swear too much
>weird fashion sense
>will genuinely attempt to understand you. i hate shallow people, even though i guess i am one myself.
>>23407674
kik is leeemurrr
>>23407679
hey guy
Ideal woman
> Virgin.
> Hasn't done anything sexual with other guys.
> Is at least average looking.
Pretty much all my standards.
I don't really care about personality or anything like that, I have hobbies and friends I'm content.
We will keep it short and sweet.
Her
>18-25
>not obese
>Height doesn't matter just know I'm tall af
>Sub
>Long hair
>passionate about something
>clingy ;)
Me
>22
>tall
>built
>Pale
>Veiny hands
>Dom
>not neet
>nerdy as hell, but you would never guess looking at me.
Pretty boring list, but you can ask about anything else.
My kik is swz14
Dream guy:
>tall(er than me), 5'8" or up, preferably 6'0 but I'm okay with lower
>weighs a lot, either muscle, chub or chub muscle
>not absolutely necessary but because of my white guilt, hopefully non white
>likes music a lot, doesn't matter what kind
>100% has to like animals especially dogs
>has the same/similar political ideologies, i don't wanna be fighting constantly
>doesn't mind me being quiet a lot of the time
>preferably has some kind of passion, i don't care what it is
Pic is a guy I have a crush on
>>23408285
>tall(er than me), 5'8" or up, preferably 6'0 but I'm okay with lower
6'4" and 265 this morning, less than 20%bf, not sure how much though, not a ton.
>weighs a lot, either muscle, chub or chub muscle
>not absolutely necessary but because of my white guilt, hopefully non white
Sorry, I can do nothing to assuage your guilt.
>likes music a lot, doesn't matter what kind
Oh yeah, let's exchange, country, jazz, weird rap, blues, classic rock, classical, opera, no hold barred, baby!
>100% has to like animals especially dogs
I have a pic of my dog in a bow tie, it's ridiculous how good it looks on him.
>has the same/similar political ideologies, i don't wanna be fighting constantly
Left generally, but I'm very pragmatic. I hate 'team' politics.
>doesn't mind me being quiet a lot of the time
Silence is so often golden, especially when cuddling on a couch or just having an off day.
>preferably has some kind of passion, i don't care what it is
Politics, actually. More just what connects to it, international affairs, economics...a lot of stuff. Also music and writing among other things.
Her:
Goes to the gym so I have a lifting partner , (doesn't have to be fit skinny as long as making effort)
Likes anime
Likes good music (northlane, August Burns Red etc..)
Likes Comedies
Likes video games
Kinda like awkward, weird girls but not too derp
Confident enough to laugh about herself, can take insults and throw them back
/Aesthetics/
Tattoos and piercings are a plus but not necessary
having dyed hair is a plus but don't mind
White or fare/tanned
Me:
Like anime
Metal/metalcore
Can be weird but not publicly retarded
Reserved/introverted but confident
Shy but gets along with anyone
Laughs heaps, humorous but not an idiot
Bear physique
6"8
200kg
Lift but bulking
There's more but ceebs
>>23408316
I forgot to mention that I'm a guy so oops. If you're still interested please tell me your Skype or Kik or something!
Looking for hot teenage girl who isn't a fucking retard and doesn't act like a child. Ambitious, wants to amount to something and loves to be cared for and nurtured. Wants a guy in his mid 20s. Long term.
No bullshit.
>>23408509
So it goes, bruh. Good luck.
Dream guy:
>doesn't mind me experimenting with period blood
>willing to experiment with me
>knows a lot about a lot
>not scared of anything
>doesnt love me like a #1
>>23410272
I read this as you aspire to being a side girl? Because it doesn't make a ton of sense.
>>23410339
As long as I'm not someone's #1 idc
>>23401991
stay cuck (͡°͜ʖ͡°)
Her
>She's warm
>reserved
>open to care and willing to accept help
>not overtly sexual and doesn't expect either of us to be
>reasonable
>enamored by adventure, even when something isn't particularly adventurous
>wants to be loved and love someone back
>will curl up next to me when I've fallen asleep on the floor because I've given up
Me
>undeserving of such a catch
>>23410400
Loc?
>female
>hopes to someday be grossly incandescent
>praises the sun
>independent
>same sense of humour as me/takes part in improv humour characters that spring up
>wants to go to castles and read books in the grass
>nerf gun fights
>likes cooking with me
22/M/UK
I'm 24 and female living in the US
My dream guy:
>21 or older
>not black or middle eastern
>taller than 5'4"
>not overweight or chubby and not 'a little extra'; you don't have to be fit in any sense but if you've got extra weight on you I'm just not into that sorry
>not religious
>not into politics and isn't voting this election
>not a SJW
Literally that's it. I have crippling chronic depression and social anxiety so I don't go out, I don't have luck on dating sites, I don't have any friends outside of a few dudes I talk to that I met from soc. I really don't have any standards. I'm not exactly a 10 myself.
As for me
>24 as mentioned above
>Hispanic but I look white
> short
> thin
> kind of a weaboo?
> tattoos/piercings
> short hair
> nihilistic
> I just sort of sleep a lot, watch anime, read about philosophy and empiricism, laugh at shitty memes, apply for jobs (I quit my job a month ago)
I post in these a lot but it's whatever. If you have no intention of ever considering meeting in person don't bother messaging me
Kik: creepitcuddly
She's beautiful, in the same way that a rose is beautiful, yet cruel and thorny at the worst of times. She has a great, if twisted sense of humor, one that is unapologetically lewd in all the best ways. But of course she has very different tastes from my own. Morally she's as sound as any well laid foundation. But of course that means she has just a few kinks here and there. She is all too contrary, and ever so self possessed, making me feel weak in compare. She wields her words like daggers, her affections like whips and chains. Her presence leaves my breathless, her voice gives me thrills, and when she leaves I feel as if I could crawl under a large rock and wait to die. She knows it too, but she keeps me wondering if she'll ever come back. She'll shut me out, leave me gasping for her as I would my own breath, and only return at last when I'm at my weakest. She knows I'll always wait for her. Because I've dreamnt of her every week of every month of these last two years. And though she knows it, she treats me just the same. Sometimes I wonder if she shivers from the chill coming off that heart of hers. Yet I love her as I have. And surely, as I will always.
>>23409920
>looking for teenage girl
>who doesn't act like a child
cut the creepiness out now and you might be able to find a gf one day
Ideal girl
>Laughs at my jokes
>Will at least listen to my music
>Won't make fun of the way I dress
>Semi-athletic (enjoys running or working out occasionally)
>Straight edge
>>23411721
yeah but uhhh, where do you live?
Me
>6'1 male 24
>just started studying to be engineer
>grounded when it comes to my path
>lets life happen as it may
>driven to accomplish hobbies and goals
>introverted extroverted switch depending on environment
>loves animals
>loves kids
>spontaneous boogie dance parties
>used to be massive gamer
>focused on personal evolution
>believes in balance
Her
>Cali
>shorter than me
>not too fat or too skinny. Healthy
>good sense of humor
>not trying to ride me to my destination
>not a financial, psychological, or emotional vampire
>understanding
>willing to discuss things
>will start conversations and not just give basic replies
>has wheels turning upstairs and will come to terms instead of assuming she's omnipotent
>wants to do a variety of things, hike, play video games, watch documentaries, cuddle, fuck, walk, stretch, read aloud, develop skills will help with my personal development as I help with hers
>doesn't expect me to be anything but human.
Bonus points for being organized
>>23401655
I'm currently on the chubby side, hoping to fix that. I'm American with Irish/British/Danish ancestry, so I'm not exactly Mediterranean. My eyes are also hazel (green/brown), so no light eyes here. That aside, I think I fit the bill. If you'd like to chat, hit me up. 25/M/Philly.
Skype: itsmythrowaway
Kik: oh_hi_kik
Me
>1m82, male, 28
>Slender
>Sysadmin IT guy
>Married to high school sweetheart, 2 kids
>a bit lazy because I'm already in a comfortable place in my life, have what I want.
>Love kids
>Game a bit every night
>Wardruna, Early Trisania, Sirenia, ... But also Bowie and early Mogwai
>Watch TV a bit every night (Deadwood is my number one all time show, Boardwalk Empire close second)
>Have a mistress for physical needs
>Always on the hunt for more
Her
>Online affair
>Submissive
>short
>skinny or proper weight for hight
>wants to called sweet things
>wants my approval
>wants me to care for her
>Games with me (Age of Empires, Crusader Kings, Europa Universalis, ... Countstrike?)
>feels helpless without a man in her life
>is ok with being the other other woman
Hmm, looks like I should take a good look at re-evaluate my life. I kinda sound like a douche.
Dream girl:
>curvy (but huge tits are not necessary)
>dark hair
>between the age of 18-40
Dream boy:
>skinny
>soft skin, no facial hair
>any sized dick but hard as diamond
>between the age of 18-30
both of them:
>not taller than me (I'm 176cm )
>smart and educated (huge turn on for me, not even kidding)
>sometimes has crazy ideas and/or goes along with my crazy ideas
>likes to cuddle
>is into oral
>if they are also into videogames or tabletop roleplaying, I have found the perfect human being.
I'm pretty sure no such creature exists.
Ideal guy (I'm 19/F/English)
> bearded and tattooed
> tall 6'+
> well read and intelligent (Tom Hiddlestonesque
> Sexy voice
> high sex drive, extremely high
> smoker
> drug user (no meth or heroine)
> funny, dry/ sarcastic sense of humour as well as banterous.
> confident not afraid of PDA
> Kinky af, a dom
> likes staying in with Netflix but also going out to parties.
> Likes rock, metal, classic rock etc
That's all I can think of :(
>>23414362
Basically me except I haven't started my sleeve yet, I'm 5'10 and my voice is shit tier.
>>23412045
Being attracted to 18 year olds doesn't make me creepy, it just makes me honest.
>I find her physically attractive
>She's interested in me
That's pretty much it. I don't see why you guys are so picky with your ridiculous lists.
>>23414561
not picky, this is a dream girl/boy thread. it's supposed to be about what your perfect partner would be like, the best possible scenario, not about standards.
>>23414588
You're all single because you're too picky. Are you really surprised?
>>23414362
There are hundreds like that, did you even put effort into looking?
>>23414619
>ideal mate thread
>gets uppity about people listing their ideals
You are literally a big faggot; this is not a "desperate people who have no standards thread -- I believe you're looking for >>23412746
>>23414717
Is that why you're single and possibly a virgin? No wonder, considering your wishful thinking. Your 3D imaginary waifu will never be found except in your head.
Get real.
My dream girl would be super laid back and chill. I can't stand all these people who are way too into their political beliefs and all that. In terms of looks I really like girls with long hair. The longer the bette. Favourite hair colours are brown and ginger, but anything else is ok too. Makeup is gross, I prefer girls who don't wear it, maybe a tiny bit of makeup but preferably none at all. As for fashion sense I think plaid shirts always look cute. Not too girly kind of clothes and definitely not slutty clothes. I'd like a girl who's also into horror movies so we could watch them together. I'd really love a girl who's a bit outdoorsy and who likes adventures. It would be awesome if she was into paranormal spooky stuff too. Aliens, ghosts, bigfoot, cryptids and all that.
But really I'd just like someone who's really sweet and kind. Not into drugs, alcohol, sex, partying and all that stuff, just a super nice girl who's kind of similar to me, and not even in terms of hobbies and interests, if we have a similar dark/crude sense of humour we'll get on great.
Doubt anyone like that exists on here but hey, if you're even remotely similar feel free to message me on Skype or kik and we can chat
Skype: lil.nibblet
Kik: Nibblet111
Dream Girl
>loves me forever
>Accepting
>Low sex drive
>Puts up with how clingy I am
>Wants to be around me 24/7/365
>Tells me everything and wants me to tell her everything too
>STRICTLY MONOGAMOUS
>misandry is a plus
>supportive
>cuddling
>works hard with me on the relationship
-mental illness isn't a bad thing
I'm basically all of that but I'm a guy. I don't think I'm asking for too much really. Ideal to me is all mostly that they're willing to work hard in a relationship and I have fun with them.
dream girl:
> 5'7" or less
> 24-30
> average to slightly chubby
> "intellectual"
> strong personality
> hard science or artist
> plays the vidya but not a hardcore gamer
> modest exterior but depraved nympho inside
> religious/spiritual or agnostic universalist
> likes beards and body hair
> doesn't shave her pubes
> wide and accepting preferences in music/film/literature
> has favorite poem(s)
> speaks a language other than English fluently
> passionately monogamous
> not blonde
> not covered in tats and piercings
> drug/psychedelic positive
> history of or intimate familiarity with depression/mental illness but not to the point where it's debilitating
> been on 4chan at least since 2008
me:
> 5'8", chubby, hairy, bearded
> immigrant to the US
> 27
> fairly high sex-drive
> somewhat devout practitioner of oddball religion (may or may not involve aliens) (not scientlology though)
> addicted to random trivia and useless knowledge
> come off as a dick most of the time but extremely loyal and caring friend
> battling depression for years, mostly improving as of late
i guess you can send an email to
[email protected]
and then i can give you other contact info...
oh and i swear i'm not a misogynist or anything >_>
>>23406786
>>23406950
Hey guys. Sorry, forgot about this thread.
Here's my kik though if that's any helpful: hateeveryone.jpg
>>23414362
Seems like a normal kind of guy, saddly i don't have netflix is internet fine?
Does it matter if i constantly take heroween?
>>23399407
I'm a guy.
Physically:
>He'd be average to tall
>Golden curls down to his shoulders
>Fine facial features
>Bright blue eyes
>Smooth, unblemished skin
>Full, soft kissable lips
>Slender body type
Personality:
>He's kind, supportive and caring
>Dominant in a kind way
>Open-minded
>Politically leftist but not too obsessed with politics
>Intelligent
>Extroverted
>Confident
>Not too focused on money or their career
>Funny
>Likes nerdy things
>Interested in history and culture
>Patient
>He doesn't take things too seriously
>Can take (or deal out!) a fair bit of sarcasm and cynicism
Sexually:
>Large uncut cock
>Plump, dangling balls
>Round butt
>Willingness to dress in cute lingerie and girls' clothes
>Very strong sex drive, always up for messing around
>Leaks lots of precum
>Likes to cuddle a lot
>Flaunts his erect cock when we're alone
>Likes to be naked
>Gropes me and likes to be groped
>Surprises me at times and takes initiative
Kinky, loving guy who basically looks like an angel from a renaissance painting. You did say "dream" in the title..
>>23405010
>tfw no contactinfo :(
>>23419985
Why do you want lots of precum, because i make louds so i have to be careful it doesn't leak through my pants and look like i pissed myself.
>>23410272
Well i'm no stranger too the rainbow kiss.
basically you want someone who's not retarded and likes blood to be fuck buddy's with.
Ideal Girl :
>Loves music. Preferably d'n'b and chill music
>Loves vidya
>Has next to 0 social skill, but has a gentle dom personality
>Is intrested in science
>Isn't fat. Preferably somewhat skinny, but I'm not looking for Skeletor
>Is a nerd
>Takes care of herself
>Has ambitions
>Is a bit possessive. Not too much though
Me:
>Average height
>Athletic build (average weight, toned, but not bulky or overly muscular)
>gray/blue eyes
>brown hair
>rough around the edges but a softy for people I care about
>can easily have a conversation with anyone's parents(have yet to meet a girl's parents that didn't love me after one conversation)
>read a lot
>i'm up for anything, whether it's just sitting around or going out
>confident. very confident, but not in the sort of way that makes me look like a dick, it's more of a strong sense of self assurance
My Dream Girl:
>shorter than me/my height with heels on
>supportive
>submissive, but not a complete pushover
>skinny to average build(not too skinny, also I'm a sucker for curvy hips)
>likes to read
>loves hockey(you can like any team as long as you like the sport)
>not overly clingy, but wouldn't mind seeing me a lot
>able to discuss anything with me, no matter what it is
>i like blondes, but you don't have to be blonde
>doesn't have many tattoos
>can have piercings just none on the face
>works hard on our relationship
>isn't vanilla in bed
>doesn't do drugs (alcohol is fine)
>isn't overly religious, but not an atheist
>always wants to have sex with me, but will act appropriately in front of my family and hers
>modest
>a little open minded
>a little awkward is fine by me as long as she is smart
>white to olive skinned
>loyal
>affectionate
>cant be annoying when it comes to political views
>has to be okay with me owning a firearm
>likes to laugh
>can cook
>not a vegetarian (this is a deal-breaker)
>not a financial leech
>not too possessive
>confident in my loyalty to her and our relationship (won't get threatened by other girls because she knows I'm only hers) --> this is a major deal-breaker, I have long time friends who are girls that I've had platonic relationships with forever and she can't be insecure about me still be friends with them while we are dating
>appreciates the little things I do for her
>>23423357
this dream girl list sounded less ridiculous in my head. by typing it out, I've realized how it is literally impossible for any one girl to meet all of these criteria
>ideal man
Tom Hardy
>ideal woman
>any height
>lives near me
>18-21
>ginger, blonde, dark hair
>pale
>slim - average - a little curves
>has breasts
>fashionable
>likes lingerie
>sort of into S&M / bondage / kinky
>loves movies
>likes vidya
>likes cosplay
>artsy in some way
>driven
>passionate and motivated
>likes to cook with me
>funny (really important)
>interesting to talk to
>likes puppies and kitties
>would cuddle me in our underwear while we watched robocop while drinking cofee in bed
i just want to be loved again
>>23423363
How about the fact that you typed a novel that no one in the world (much less your ideal girl) has the attention span to read even half of.
a 7 or 8/10 girl that has lack of social skills but would like to change that aspect.
She should like videogames a lot , 80s aesthetics , talktative , warm , and caring for her few friends or friend.
Also she should be either thing or midly chubby. Midly.
I'll keep it simple for the girl I'm looking for.
>5'6"+
>sma
>medium or bigger perky tits
>8+ face by my standards
>Wants to be a submissive, sometimes bratty bimbo
>>23399407
me:
>19 m usa
>always-good-mood dude, even when shit goes left
>socially chameleon, meaning I'm a normie around most people, but I quickly blend into niche social groups. really enjoy doing this
>mostly a mix of goofy/tough guy personality in general
>super flexible sex drive, and very open minded in that area
>5'10" thin and toned if you care about the physical part as well as the heart <3
>v self-aware in a good way
>almost fully functional adult
you
>f 18-25
>shy
>shorter than me (not that important tbqh)
>more on the sub-side sexually
>likes books, movies, or music, and enjoys talking about them
>active/willing to work out with me
>open to go out with me on my random weekend roadtrips to cool places
>>23420379
Because it's fucking hot to see a wet patch on someone's boxer, and to have that liquid running over your hands as you jack him off or to have the taste of it filling your mouth as you blow him. Precum is amazing and lots of it is best.
>>23399407
Bi male here, will describe perfect boy :
Thin, I don't care about muscle, with babyface, likes to wear "comfy" clothes such as big ass sweat-shirt. Must be top as I loved to be topped by a twink.
With a personality matching mine it's even better. I don't care about all the rest.
Me
>5'10"
>21
>White
>Bit chubby, working out rn
>Fueled by encouragement
>Well Read, storied
>Closet nerd
>Glasses/Contacts
>Too much videogames
>Likes variety! (food, activities, roles, music, sights, etc.)
>Honest/Loyal
>Really sweet, but won't get stepped on
>Excellent speaker/Used to be an actor
>Told I have that radio voice (love to tease you with it)
>Travel with me plz
>Puts my head down and works
>I don't know what I want in a girl...
So far >>23402521
looks like a dream.
kik: drowningnair
skype: Valfelgranate
ideal girl:
>19-23
>white
>redhead
>medium to long hair
>4-7 inches shorter than me
>thin but not too skinny
>b or c cup
>more outgoing than me, but not too much
>won't make me be outgoing
>ok with a wide variety of music
>similar interests
>especially video games
>likes cats
>intelligent
>seriously, thobserved last 2 are really important
Me:
>19/male
>5'8
>black hair
>Curly/wavy depending on length
>Pretty slim
>hispanic/latino
>into fashion
>like anime and video games
>Like to go out and about or stay in
>Usually happy but depressed
>Have a big sense of humor.
>nihilistic
>currently trying to get into photography
Ideal girl
>Preferably older than me or around my (18-25)
>Taller than me
>Into fashion
>Into or is okay with anime and video games
>Likes to go out and do random shit
>Also likes to stay in from time to time
>has a good sense of humor
>Likes to cuddle
>Nice legs and butt
>Preferably Latino/Hispanic or Asian.
>>23399407
dream girl:
has a pulse
somewhat intelligent
cute
not extremely introverted or extroverted
bonus points if taller than 5'7 (i am 5'9)
>>23407652
>-tall
>-like 6'7 but this is an ideal and I know thats unlikely so noone under 5'9
6'0
>-good at video games (like really good, especially games like nuclear throne)
I'm usually like really good
>-wants to join a punk band (punk preferred but any kind of band is fine)
i'm in one
>-likes fruit a lot
check
>-emotionally distant
check
>-probably hates me (Im into that)
I usually like everyone I know well
>-wants to live out in the middle of nowhere and raise goats or something when we get old
check
>-if you want kids I will give you them
nah, but thanks
>-wants to have a pet reptile at some point, maybe a caiman or something severe and unusual
never thought about it, but sounds cool
>-doesn't like ice cream
it's ok, but I don't really care
guess it was close
ideal girl:
>female version of Mersault from The Stranger, personality-wise
>I find her attractive
>she likes me
plese exist
>>23399407
>literally anyone willing to touch me
