>>23351002
Survey Time!

>gende
M
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
20
>location
UK
>birthplace
UK
>ethnicity
White british
>religion
Devout agnostic
>believe in god?
Who knows
>believe in ayys?
Why not
>favorite hobbies?
Reading, gaming, playing/listening to music
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Coen Bros films, Tarantino, low budget British cinema/documentaries, cooking shows, BBC4/Nabokov, Tolkein, Post modern shit, scifi
>favorite games?
Tony Hawks underground, Megaman Battle Network 3, tetris DS, pokemon series, mario series, mirrors edge
>favorite colour?
Mint green
>support abortion?
Yeah
>support feminism?
The ideals but not the label
>believe in ghosts?
No
>closest to death you've been?
Miles away
>ever been in a car crash?
Nah
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
>favorite colour?
Still mint green
>favorite animal?
Ocean Sunfish
>how often do you fap?
Too often, nearly daily
>shower before sex/oral?
Not always
>shower morning or evening?
Either/both
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Of course
>if you could have one wish?
Love ~
>favorite memory?
Truely don't know
>biggest regret?
Friend's GF
>worst memory?
Ditto
>life goal?
To live
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
You lot/you guys (not exactly sure what you're asking)

>>23351204
>What do you call the area of grass between the pavement and the road?
Never even thought of this
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes/sometimes/I've done weed before but not any more
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone that hates everything as much as me
>favorite 4chan boards?
/x/, /lit/, /wg/, /s/
>favorite subreddits?
N/A
>favorite website?
Probs 4chan as sad as it us
>favorite historical person?
Maybe Lenin
>favorite topics/subjects?
History
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Me
>are you happy with your life?
Adequately
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
A roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Too long, about 2007 or 8
>job/school/neet?
Uni
>are you autistic?
I don't think so
>any cool fact about yourself?
Can solve a rubiks cube in about 30 seconds
>biggest accomplishment?
;_;
>did you enjoy this survey?
I love surveys
>picture
No
>contact info
Why?

>gender
I have lady bits
>sexual orientation
Str8
>relationship status
semi open relationship
>age
22
>location
tn
>birthplace
VA
>ethnicity
blanco
>religion
christian ish ish
>believe in god?
umm
>believe in ayys?
ayy
>favorite hobbies?
cooking reading sports
>favorite movies/tv/books?
movies- wolf of wallstreet, green street hooligans, lego movie, star wars tv- Sons, modern family, GoT, Archer, south park, beyond scared straight books- go ask alice, unwind, GoT, wicked
>favorite games?
Killzone CoD Slycooper WoW
>favorite color?
crimson
>support abortion?
Yes but not as birthcontrol
>support feminism?
not this free bleeding, armpit dying bullshit
>believe in ghosts?
Yes
>closest to death you've been?
nothing close
>ever been in a car crash?
several
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
nope
>favorite animal?
wolf /dog
>how often do you fap?
hardly ever
>shower before sex/oral?
not always
>shower morning or evening?
morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Not every single time
>if you could have one wish?
Free from any laws
>favorite memory?
no one specific time, I look at my life more in a whole perspective
>biggest regret?
Getting so sloppy drunk at certain times
>worst memory?
ummm probably ones I can remember
>life goal?
Leave the world in a better place
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
yall, you all, yinz
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
median

>>23351292
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
sometimes/no/the weed
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
a partner, best friend, great sex, high times
>favorite 4chan boards?
b, soc, adv, fit
>favorite subreddits?
nah
>favorite website?
chive 4 chan
>favorite historical person?
eh
>favorite topics/subjects?
sociology, military, drugs, party stories
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
my mom
>are you happy with your life?
yes
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
a round about
>how long have you been on 4chan?
4 years?
>job/school/neet?
manager/not yet/nope
>are you autistic?
i dont think so
>any cool fact about yourself?
im sometimes funny
>biggest accomplishment?
crushing everything I try at moat of the time
>did you enjoy this survey?
sure
>picture
eh
>contact info
email? maybe

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Bi
>relationship status
Single
>age
22 son 22
>location
VA, USA
>birthplace
W. VA, USA
>ethnicity
White
>religion
None
>believe in god?
Multiple deities maybe
>believe in ayys?
Huh?
>favorite hobbies?
Anything to pass the time
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Movies: 300, 300: Rise of an Empire, and other Greco-Roman and ancient civilizations shit
TV: Castle, Gravity Falls
Books: Tom Clancy, Mario Puzo, and Vince Flynn stuff
>favorite games?
Hitman, Splinter Cell, and DDR
>favorite color?
Black, silver, gold
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
Not what's considered feminism now
>believe in ghosts?
No
>closest to death you've been?
N/A or at least that I consider
>ever been in a car crash?
Yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
No
>favorite color?
Already said.
>favorite animal?
Big cats and domestic cats
>how often do you fap?
Multiple times daily on average
>shower before sex/oral?
Only if one of us is stank
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
No
>if you could have one wish?
Immortality
>favorite memory?
None
>biggest regret?
None
>worst memory?
None
>life goal?
Own my own business
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Sup niggas/bitches?
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Is that even a thing?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
All three
Cont.

>>23351389
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Nothing because I don't like anyone enough to want one
>favorite 4chan boards?
/b/ and /adv/
>favorite subreddits?
Fuck reddit
>favorite website?
DeviantArt
>favorite historical person?
Spartacus or Alexander the Great
>favorite topics/subjects?
Anything
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Lady Gaga
>are you happy with your life?
Not really
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
A clusterfuck
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Since December. Came her off an on since 2011
>job/school/neet?
Currently NEET. Looking for a job.
>are you autistic?
No
>any cool fact about yourself?
Not really
>biggest accomplishment?
I have 2 trade degrees (drafting and veterinary assistance), but I can't say which was more of an accomplishment.
>did you enjoy this survey?
It was alright.
>picture
I hate cameras.
>contact info
Currently GummyToads on dA
Maj0rWhal3WankR - Skype and FB
@sixgunn_sixx - Twitter
SixGunnSix - kik
Kik and Twitter are new and I probably will never use them outside of 4chan contacts

>gender
Cis-male
>sexual orientation
Hetero
>relationship status
Open relationship
>age
33
>location
Here
>birthplace
Texas
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Athiest
>belive in god?
See above
>believe in ayys?
Sure
>favorite hobbies?
Cooking, gardening
>favorite movies/tv/books?
The Count of Monte Cristo, 1001 Arabian Nights, A Song of Ice and Fire, GoT, TWD, Better Call Saul, Nova, The Muppets, Dr. Strangelove, The Princess Bride, Once Were Wariors,
>favorite games?
Monopoly, Spades, Charades
>favorite color?
Depends on my mood
>support abortion?
UH, I'm a dude, I support a woman's right to make her own choice.
>support feminism?
I'm an egalitarian, so yeah.
>believe in ghosts?
See above.
>closest to death you've been?
I have been in combat, take your pick
>ever been in a car crash?
Yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Pretty much
>favorite color?
Again?
>favorite animal?
The tasty ones.
>how often do you fap?
Daily
>shower before sex/oral?
Probably a sink bath
>shower morning or evening?
Evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
No
>if you could have one wish?
More wishes!
>favorite memory?
New years on acid???
>biggest regret?
First marriage
>worst memory?
Combat, remember
>life goal?
Insurection
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Depends on the situation
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Median
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes/not anymore/ on occasion
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Trust, openess, comunication, kink

>>23351622
>favorite 4chan boards?
/soc/
>favorite subreddits?
-
>favorite website?
4chan, of course
>favorite historical person?
They are all flawed.
>favorite topics/subjects?
History
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Your mom
>are you happy with your life?
Pretty pleased
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
This survey has taken me at least 10 minutes
>job/school/neet?
Caretaker
>are you autistic?
No
>any cool fact about yourself?
I'm not cool
>biggest accomplishment?
I made some ramen today
>did you enjoy this survey?
Eh
>picture
Nope
>contact info
Hmu if you want a throw away and we can swap info.

>>23351002
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
18
>location
Central Pennsylvania
>birthplace
Central Pennsylvania
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Catholic
>believe in god?
No, but church as institution is necessary
>believe in ayys?
No
>favorite hobbies?
posting on /int/, /pol/, and /sci/, reading history, and that's about it.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Don't watch the tv/movies. David Irving-Hitler's war
>favorite games?
Fallout: New Vegas, Victoria 2, Read dead redemption, and hearts of iron 3
>favorite color?
Blue
>support abortion?
yes
>support feminism?
absolutely not
>believe in ghosts?
no
>closest to death you've been?
Never been close to death.
>ever been in a car crash?
No
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite animal?
Don't have one
>how often do you fap?
3 times a week
>shower before sex/oral?
yes
>shower morning or evening?
both
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yes
>if you could have one wish?
for my life to have meaning

>>23351002
>gender
M
>sexual orientation
straight, maybe a bit curious
>relationship status
single
>age
24
>location
Tennessee, 931
>birthplace
Tennessee, 931
>ethnicity
white
>religion
none
>believe in god?
no
>believe in ayys?
in what?
>favorite hobbies?
reading, paintball, xbox, porn
>favorite movies/tv/books?
fight club, stephen king, walking dead
>favorite games?
call of duty, halo, fight night, gta
>favorite color?
red
>support abortion?
pro choice, it's not my body
>support feminism?
i don't not support it
>believe in ghosts?
wish i could but i'm just too rational
>closest to death you've been?
cancer as a baby
>ever been in a car crash?
a few but nothing serious
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
I have been more recently
>favorite color?
red...
>favorite animal?
wolf or otter
>how often do you fap?
too often
>shower before sex/oral?
ideally
>shower morning or evening?
both
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
i try to
>if you could have one wish?
financial security, i could take it from there and do what i need and get what i want..
>favorite memory?
hanging out with my best friend
>biggest regret?
dropping out of high school
>worst memory?
my first and only time doing meth in 2011
>life goal?
have at least one MMA fight, own my home, make sure my mother's alright in her impending retirement..

To be continued.

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>>23352046
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
I'd say "hey guys"
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
The median?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I drink, I occasionally smoke mostly while drinking, I'll occasionally smoke weed but very infrequently.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Availability, openmindedness, compassion, intelligence, sense of humor, common interests
>favorite 4chan boards?
soc and b and gif and pol
>favorite subreddits?
askreddit and mma and movies and fiftyfifty
>favorite website?
youtube
>favorite historical person?
william b travis
>favorite topics/subjects?
current events, politics, controversial issues, dark jokes
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Kristi.. or Robin I guess
>are you happy with your life?
not really but at the same time it's the best it's ever been so maybe I should be
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
I don't know, what the fuck is with these questions?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
like.. maybe a little over a year and a half I guess?
>job/school/neet?
I do have a job and I'm considering getting my GED and trying to move on in education from there although obviously it might be a bit too late..
>are you autistic?
I was diagnosed with Asperger's at age 12 but I don't really subscribe to labels, I think I was just going through a hard time in that period of my life after being abused...
>any cool fact about yourself?
I'm a cancer survivor and I only have one kidney because of it
>biggest accomplishment?
Probably just overcoming my social awkwardness and going into my local MMA gym without previous fight experience and earning their respect
>did you enjoy this survey?
vaguely
>picture
will include
>contact info
my kik is lee.the.flea and my gmail's [email protected]

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I love doing surveys and quizzes so much i bought a self-survey assessment book.

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
>relationship status
>age
18
>location
Toronto
>birthplace
Toronto
>ethnicity
Asian
>religion
Agnostic
>believe in god?
eh
>believe in ayys?
in ayys we trust
>favorite hobbies?
Drawing
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Taxi Driver, Godfather II, Parks and Rec, Workaholics
>favorite games?
Mass Effect 2,
>favorite color?
RED
>support abortion?
yup
>support feminism?
yee
>believe in ghosts?
yes please can we change the topic
>closest to death you've been?
I want to say when I was on one of those aerial skyscraper carousals? I was peer pressured into going on once and I had a horrible horrible time
>ever been in a car crash?
Yes. It was minor. It wasn't traumatic or anything but I have an intense fear of driving/recurring nightmares throughout my life where I die in a car in some sort of way or i'm rolled away into oblvion its fucked
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes hahahah
>favorite color?
I SAID RED
>favorite animal?
So my spirit animal... like if I was an Asgardian God and i'd get to choose my loyal divine beast by my side. I'd choose Crocodile. I fucking love crocodiles
>how often do you fap?
I'm having a break from college and ive literally fapped like every hour. like atleast 8 times a day. but reguarly... like rarely
>shower before sex/oral?
yes

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ugh im sorry i fucked up on the estimation if id max out on words, this is a 3-parter because im an idiot
>shower morning or evening?
Evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Only when ppl are around/when im on the way to look at myself in the mirror
>if you could have one wish?
To have the ability to teleport
>favorite memory?
Visiting Santa Barbara, California for the first time with my cousin. We worked for our family's baking company as delivery ppl so I'd accompany for his drives and we visited Satna Barbara and I was visiting for the summer by myself ( First time I flew alone ). It was a good summer
>biggest regret?
I regret nothing because every event that's happened has brought me to where I am at this point and I'd want nothing to be changed life is progressing. tld;r i am happy
>worst memory?
So far, breaking up with my last girlfriend
>life goal?
To have a positive life where im i had more happy days than not
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
If they were girls i'd do my casual cool guy stroll but if theyre dudes I do my kinda march walk like a bit more solid walk
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
grass
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I do drink a lot but it's more like Ill drink rarely but I always overdo myself. I'll get hammered about 2 times in a week? average? college. I smoke a lot of weed but i've been cutting down, and I've smoked two cigs in the last week. It was my first time. I don't think the habit will pick up.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
I was on this question for ten minutes. I'd say overall confidence, forward aggressiveness. I guess I like strong women
>favorite 4chan boards?
/gif/ for porn
/fa/ for inspiration
/wg/ for aesthetics

sorry. i feel like a dick now

iAma, and Audio Gone Wild. its audio porn and its sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>favorite website?
Youtube. i watch shit all goddamn day. tinders my favorite app.
>favorite historical person?
Bruce Lee
>favorite topics/subjects?
MOVIES. big film guy. film enthusiast. and hip hop! i like hip hop
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Miranda ;((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((9 miranda
>are you happy with your life?
yes. its exciting as fuck! its my first year of college and i'm loving it and i just joined a fraternity and things are just so fun im happy
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
2007
>job/school/neet?
Communication studies at a university
>are you autistic?
no
>any cool fact about yourself?
I'm pretty good at drawing and stuff and I impress people from time to time when I do get around to drawing
>biggest accomplishment?
Got laid!
>did you enjoy this survey?
very much

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gonna edit this

>gender
female
>sexual orientation
femme lesbian
>relationship status
taken
>age
26
>location
usa
>birthplace
california
>ethnicity
white
>religion
wiccan
>favorite hobbies?
taxidermy, cryptozoology, art, reading, filmmaking, gardening, bike riding, writing
>favorite movies/tv/books?
5 for each.
movies: worlds greatest dad, a boy & his dog, it's such a beautiful day, the voices, jeff who lives at home
tv: wilfred, community, spaced, home movies, arrested development and curb your enthusiasm as a special bonus
books: john dies @ the end, hey nostradamus!, confessions of a crap artist, the bell jar, the little prince
>favorite games?
portal 2, catherine, mass effect trilogy, alan wake, south park stick of truth, spyro, animal crossing, pokemon
>favorite color?
green
>support abortion?
yes
>support feminism?
yes

1/2

>>23352589
>believe in ghosts?
yes because the world is more fun that way
>closest to death you've been?
when i was 5 i got very sick and became so dehydrated i had to be taken to the hospital.
>favorite animal?
otter or fox
>shower morning or evening?
evening. more relaxing
>favorite memory?
anything with my grandparents
>biggest regret?
attempting suicide when i was like 13
>worst memory?
anything with my parents
>life goal?
be a writer or a kindergarten teacher
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
nope
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
honesty, sense of humor, compassion and intelligence
>favorite 4chan boards?
/x/, /soc/, /wg/, /lgbt/ and sometimes /b/
>favorite website?
used to be population paste, but seeing as that's debunked now, i guess maddox
>favorite historical person?
nikola tesla
>favorite topics/subjects?
postmortem photography, philosophy, nihilism
>are you happy with your life?
meh
>how long have you been on 4chan?
idk since 2004?
>job/school
freelance writer
>are you autistic?
yes, extremely
>any cool fact about yourself?
i've hung out with tom lehrer
>biggest accomplishment?
made an independent feature film

2/2

>age
20
>location
australia
>ethnicity
white
>believe in god?
no
>favorite hobbies?
walking, cat, english muffins, I'd say reading but I've been really lazy recently, it sucks
>favorite movies/tv/books?
trashy 80s highschool movies like back to the future, etc. I like some 'arty' stuff like Goodbye Dragon Inn if when I'm watching it it's a summer night and all the windows are open and it feels like it's about to rain. Favourite book is Mrs Dalloway, I liked bits of The Waves, but I kind of blankly read a lot of pages because I wasn't in the mood. I also really liked Infinite Jest at the time though I have a love/hate thing w DFW
>favorite games?
Paradox GSGs (except the crappy EU4 type stuff). Darkest Hour is the best. The Cold War mod is fun. I was playing as the Soviets and intervened in the Greek Civil War and NATO sent an ultimatum which I ignored so nukes started going off everywhere and everyone was pretty much dead but I established full communism in what was left France so that was fun
>favorite color?
blue? black? green? colours idk
>support abortion?
probably, but not 100% sure
>support feminism?
Yes
>believe in ghosts?
no
>closest to death you've been?
when I was a kid at the beach I went underwater and a boogie board was stopping me from getting out so I nearly drowned
>ever been in a car crash?
no
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>favorite color?
you already asked that
>favorite animal
ducks, cows, pigs, cats
>shower morning or evening?
morning but sometimes it's nice before bed, too
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yeah...
>if you could have one wish?
abolish animal agriculture/abolish the property status of sentient life

>>23352918
>favorite memory?
I remember this time in like year 8 when we were all at school in the park and it suddenly started raining and there were heaps of us so we all ran together to shelter and it's hard to explain but there was this really electric atmosphere.
>biggest regret?
being timid/shy and wasting so many opportunities - which applies generally to everything
>life goal?
it'd be fun to be a campaign manager in an election, and to win, but maybe just being happy/content/etc.? idk
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
'you all' 'you guys' and probably in a voice that's too loud or too quiet
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
drink a bit, none of the others ever
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
not sure, I'm changeable with that stuff
>favorite 4chan boards?
it's all degenerate weeb pseud trash
>favorite subreddits?
it's all a bit 'have you seen my straight razor' 'oh nah maybe it's by my lumineers vinyl, just move my buzzfeed mug out of the way' - beard culture brogressives
>favorite website?
tumblr
>favorite historical person?
maybe MLK Jr. or someone like that? not sure
>favorite topics/subjects?
politics and animal rights. More politics atm. Elections are the most fun part. I'm thinking of joining the ALP.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
I don't know, I don't really have any close friends or anything and I got home from work before so I'm tired/dead/glad to be alone
>are you happy with your life?
I guess, I've probably got a decent trajectory
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
maybe a year? I haven't visited at all for a few months though
>job/school/neet?
work: Penske File
school: Arts (politics/philosophy)
>are you autistic?
probably not
>picture
not just here publicly on 4chan, imagine that!
>contact info
ask for kik maybe I guess

>>23352918
whoops missed out male/gay bc copy/pasting on my phone

>>23352918
are you boy or girl?

>>23352946
>>23352943
nvm:)

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Bi-Curious?
>relationship status
Single
>age
18
>location
USA
>birthplace
USA
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Atheist
>believe in god?
See above
>believe in ayys?
Yup
>favorite hobbies?
Vidya, TV
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Hot Fuzz, Dexter, Space Dandy, Archer, Rick and Morty. Doesn't ask music but I'll include anyway: Infected Mushroom, Pretty Lights, Carpenter Brut, Parov Stelar, etc.
>favorite games?
League, Hearthstone, Rocket League,Killing Floor 2, osu!, FTL, used to play a lot of CSGO
>favorite color?
Black
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
In the literal sense, yes
>believe in ghosts?
Ehhh
>closest to death you've been?
Almost crashed into a propane tank once
>ever been in a car crash?
Nope
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yep
>favorite animal?
Snake/Shark
>how often do you fap?
Once or twice a week, it depends
>shower before sex/oral?
Yes
>shower morning or evening?
Both, but sometimes only morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
I try to
>if you could have one wish?
Immortality, but I know I'd regret it
>favorite memory?

>biggest regret?
There are a few
>worst memory?
Being a child
>life goal?
Find someone and live happily with them. Doesn't really matter where. Preferably a cold place.
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
"Hey guys"
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Grass
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No but I'm gonna try soon

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>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone who actually makes me feel important and knows when to be serious/when to have fun. And of course I'd hope they shared at least some of my interests
>favorite 4chan boards?
/soc/, that's about it
>favorite subreddits?
hearthstone, leagueoflegends, vac_porn, shittaskscience
>favorite website?
Probably YouTube or imgur considering I can just waste time on them
>favorite historical person?
George Washington probably
>favorite topics/subjects?
History
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
One of my best friends
>are you happy with your life?
Sure why not
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Since 2012?
>job/school/neet?
University + Job
>are you autistic?
I don't think so
>any cool fact about yourself?
I do origami and once stayed up for three days straight
>biggest accomplishment?
Going to college probably, I dunno. I don't do much
>did you enjoy this survey?
Actually, yeah
>picture
ok
>contact info
Just ask

>gender
F
>sexual orientation
straight but a little bicurious
>relationship status
still in love with my ex
>age
19
>location
Washington DC area
>birthplace
Southern Mississippi
>ethnicity
white
>religion
deism
>believe in god?
yes
>believe in ayys?
what
>favorite hobbies?
video games, all kinds of art, sleeping, hanging out with animals
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Disney movies, animated movies, comedy TV shows, cartoons, anime, manga, some fantasy books
>favorite games?
Zelda, League of Legends, FFXIV, Elebits, GMod, MMOs, casual coop games like Don't Starve Together and Minecraft
>favorite color?
purple
>support abortion?
I don't "support" it but I support a family's right to choose
>support feminism?
not the current movement
>believe in ghosts?
no
>closest to death you've been?
crashed my car this winter, wasn't even close to death though
>ever been in a car crash?
^
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>favorite animal?
too many so I narrowed it down to 10 of my favorites(in no particular order): polar bear, every single kind of cat, certain breeds of dog, snake, horse, raccoon, otter, whales, gators (and crocodiles), sharks

>>23354303
>how often do you fap?
every few days, if that
>shower before sex/oral?
always
>shower morning or evening?
morning, but sometimes evening and sometimes both
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yes
>if you could have one wish?
that I could go back in time
>favorite memory?
any of the times with my ex
>biggest regret?
how I messed it up with him
>worst memory?
private
>life goal?
to be happy
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
yall sometimes, you guys sometimes, but I'm rarely in this situation
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
nothing
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
very rarely, no, no
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
my ex
>favorite 4chan boards?
r9k, soc
>favorite subreddits?
league of legends, askreddit
>favorite website?
omfgdogs
>favorite historical person?
none
>favorite topics/subjects?
anything if it's with the right person (ex)
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
take a lucky guess
>are you happy with your life?
in some ways no, in others yes
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
7 years or so
>job/school/neet?
school
>are you autistic?
no
>any cool fact about yourself?
no
>biggest accomplishment?
I'm doing all right in school
>did you enjoy this survey?
not really it was way too long

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>>23354303
>>23354343
>no contact info

>>23354354
drop your Skype

>>23351002
>>gender
m
>>sexual orientation
straight
>>relationship status
single
>>location
usa
>>birthplace
usa
>>ethnicity
usa
>>religion
christian
>>support feminism?
lol
>>closest to death you've been?
meningitis
>>ever been in a car crash?
no
>>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
in public yes, at home no
>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
no
>>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
loyalty
>>favorite website?
its a secret :)
>>favorite historical person?
benjamin franklin
>>are you happy with your life?
yes

>gender
Female
>sexual orientation
Straight...ish
>relationship status
Single
>age
19
>location
US
>birthplace
Europe
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Catholic, practice only big holidays for family
>believe in god?
Sometimes
>believe in ayys?
Lmao
>favorite hobbies?
Procrastinating
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Anything drama or romantic comedy
>favorite games?
None atm
>favorite color?
Maroon
>support abortion?
Sure
>support feminism?
I suppose
>believe in ghosts?
Not so much, still get really scared
>closest to death you've been?
Feeding the fish alone and falling into the lake
>ever been in a car crash?
No, knock on wood
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes. I don't trust anybody
>favorite animal?
Red panda
>how often do you fap?
Depends
>shower before sex/oral?
I would
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yeah
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
occasionally/only couple a day/no
>are you happy with your life?
Not right now
>how long have you been on 4chan?
A year or two
>job/school/neet?
School
>picture
Nope
>contact info
If you want

>>23354303
post pic:)

>>23355364
Do you have a Kik?

>gender
male
>sexual orientation
straight
>relationship status
single
>age.
25
>location
denver
>birthplace
tampa
>ethnicity
white
>religion
taoist / pantheist
>believe in god?
not in a fashion that most consider it
>believe in ayys?
theyre probs intelligent enough not to make contact
>favorite hobbies?
indoor gardening, travel, drawing, meditating, programming, learning, riding my bike, exercising, sleeping
>favorite movies/tv/books?
star wars, blade runner, fight club, deep web, citizenfour
>favorite games?
fps, mmos, pokemon, civ, fable
>favorite color?
grey
>support abortion?
false dichotomy
>support feminism?
nope
>believe in ghosts?
i believe people believe in ghosts
>closest to death you've been?
one step closer every day
>ever been in a car crash?
several
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yh
>favorite animal?
penguin
>how often do you fap?
3 times a day
>shower before sex/oral?
either way
>shower morning or evening?
night
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
often
>if you could have one wish
i wish drake would quit making music
>favorite memory?
a weekend packed full of sex, traveling, and mdma
>biggest regret?
ive forgotten my regrets
>worst memory?
only hypnosis can tell probs
>life goal?
travel more, improve health, build a small house with a lab

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>>23356347
lab
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
i just dab and roll joints
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
i dont look
>favorite 4chan boards?
g diy b adv
>favorite website?
futurism.com
>favorite historical person?
da Vinci
>favorite topics/subjects?
philosophy, technology, spirituality, advice
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
robot waifu
>are you happy with your life?
I tend not to be so complacent
>how long have you been on 4chan?
10 years
>job/school/neet?
fulltime tech and moocs
>are you autistic?
Ive been described as savant.
>any cool fact about yourself?
one time a bug tried to eat through my ear canal into my brain to lay its eggs.
>biggest accomplishment?
last night I had 8 knife kills without dying once, I shanked their team one by one, then found their respawn loc and did it again. was outnumbered.
>did you enjoy this survey?
7/10 at best
>picture
suh dew??

>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Sizzingle
>age
26
>location
West US
>birthplace
West US
>ethnicity
Quite white
>religion
Open minded, but effectively none.
>believe in god?
I believe others believe in god and it effects them.
>believe in ayys?
Statistically likely, lmao
>favorite hobbies?
Vidya, writing, cooking, outdoors stuff
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Cinephile, all kinds, well written contiguous TV (not sitcoms or reality, I do like some sitcoms), sci-fi and non-fiction reading
>favorite games?
Betrayal at House on the Hill, street fighter, RPGs, I don't game online much at all
>favorite color?
Space black
>support abortion?
Yes, it should be available.
>support feminism?
Equal opportunity not equal outcome
>believe in ghosts?
Never experienced one myself, but have heard dozens or trusted, sane people tell me vivid tales. Actually, I might have a ghost story, not certain.
>closest to death you've been?
Nasty car wreck, car was sandwiched beyond recognition
>ever been in a car crash?
See above, 100% other guys fault, though
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Did before and have ever since.
>favorite color?
Twice?
>favorite animal?
Wolf...maybe waterbear.
>how often do you fap?
3-5 times a week
>shower before sex/oral?
Probably would.
>shower morning or evening?
Evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
A quick soak
>if you could have one wish?
Planetary investment in space exploration quintuples or the emergence of post-autistic monetary policy (not being mean, it's a real term)
>favorite memory?
Snuggling on a couch with gf at the time, the scenario was just perfect
>biggest regret?
Something I did to aforementioned gf later on

>>23356905
>worst memory?
Being in physical pain from the most intense despair and depression I have ever felt
>life goal?
Wake up each morning with a desire and willingness to 'do'
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Eh...normally? I'm a pretty affable guy. Public speaking isn't a problem for me.
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Sidewalk patch, not really sure
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Nope, don't even imbibe caffeine
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone to be natural with and can be natural with me, someone I can be honest and open with and can do the same with me, someone I'm very attracted to and is attracted to me.
>favorite 4chan boards?
x, v, h (on occasion), soc, pol, sp
>favorite subreddits?
kek
>favorite website?
538.com
>favorite historical person?
Ghengis Khan
>favorite topics/subjects?
Statistics, politics, world building fiction/storytelling, vidya, space exploration
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Just family, watch a movie, I guess. I can think of a dozen women, but I would only want to be around one I was more than friends with, which I'm not with any at the moment.
>are you happy with your life?
No, but I'm not morose about it.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
5 years-ish
>job/school/neet?
Job, college grad
>are you autistic?
Nossir
>any cool fact about yourself?
I write and perform plays, but sometimes just do Shakespearean monologues for public functions
>biggest accomplishment?
When I made a 900% gain on the stock market in 6 months when I was 18. Got pretty lucky, but it still happened.
>did you enjoy this survey?
Sufficiently random and still on topic for matching, yeah it was ok.
>picture
No thanks, not horrific though.
>contact info
On request!

>>23355364

Where in US? No fav games at the moment, what about historically?

>gender
female
>sexual orientation
bi
>relationship status
single
>age
21
>location
us/pa
>birthplace
us/pa
>ethnicity
mixed
>religion
praise the sun
>believe in god?
praise the sun
>believe in ayys?
no
>favorite hobbies?
listening to music, naturey things
>favorite movies/tv/books?
horror, drama, romance
>favorite games?
kotors, super mario sunshine
>favorite color?
pink
>support abortion?
yes
>support feminism?
yes
>believe in ghosts?
yes
>closest to death you've been?
too close
>ever been in a car crash?
too many
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
no
>favorite color?
still pink
>favorite animal?
humans
>how often do you fap?
often enough
>shower before sex/oral?
yes
>shower morning or evening?
usually sometime in the afternoon
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yes
>if you could have one wish?
to be an immortal vampire loli neko irl
>favorite memory?
picnic/stargazing with my bestie
>biggest regret?
not going to my grandfathers funeral
>worst memory?
rape related
>life goal?
get high with qt friends and listen to music
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
hi?
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
what

>>23357378

>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
drink/some drugs
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
fun above everything
>favorite 4chan boards?
fuck 4chan
>favorite subreddits?
fuck reddit
>favorite website?
fuck everything else too
>favorite historical person?
audrey hepburn
>favorite topics/subjects?
music, history, candy
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
bestie
>are you happy with your life?
more than i was 5 years ago
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
roundabout?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
who knows
>job/school/neet?
neet
>are you autistic?
no
>any cool fact about yourself?
not really
>biggest accomplishment?
none
>did you enjoy this survey?
no
>picture
fuck off
>contact info
why?

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Recently single
>age
20
>location
Oregon us
>birthplace
California us
>ethnicity
White
>religion
None
>believe in god?
No
>believe in ayys?
Yes
>favorite hobbies?
Vidya games/anime
>favorite movies/tv/books?
American dad
>favorite games?
Halo
>favorite color?
Pink/black
>support abortion?
Why not?
>support feminism?
First wave yes. Third no.
>believe in ghosts?
No, but want to
>closest to death you've been?
Almost bled out at 5

>>23357578
>ever been in a car crash?
Yes many
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Always
>favorite color?
Again? Pink/black
>favorite animal?
Cat
>how often do you fap?
Was once a day. Nofap2016.
>shower before sex/oral?
Yes
>shower morning or evening?
Evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
No
>if you could have one wish?
Lemme redo high-school and take it seriously
>favorite memory?
Uh. None
>biggest regret?
Fucking over high school
>worst memory?
First gf cheating on me
>life goal?
Live happy and free
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Hey you guys.
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
No clue, decor?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Not yet, no. No.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Stability, mature, independent, loyal.
>favorite 4chan boards?
A, b, vg, x,
>favorite subreddits?
Don't touch reddit
>favorite website?
4chinz
>favorite historical person?
Da vinci?
>favorite topics/subjects?
Huh? None?
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Autumn.
>are you happy with your life?
Hell no
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Round-a-bout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Since 07
>job/school/neet?
Neet
>are you autistic?
Nope
>any cool fact about yourself?
None?
>biggest accomplishment?
Surviving this far
>did you enjoy this survey?
Yes
>picture
No.
>contact info
Skype;FlutterSys

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
31
>location
Ohio
>birthplace
Connecticut
>ethnicity
White
>religion
None
>believe in god?
Not sure
>believe in ayys?
?
>favorite hobbies?
Origami, video games, reading, learning shitty jokes, cult tv shows
>favorite movies/tv/books?
It's such a beautiful Day. Porco Rosso, pi/Home Movies, South Park, Gravity Falls/The Running Man, Kafka on the Shore
>favorite games?
Mario 64, Breath of Fire II, Mario3, Xenogears, Undertale
>favorite color?
Green or Grey
>support abortion?
yes
>support feminism?
equaltism
>closest to death you've been?
botched colonoscopy

>>23358871
>ever been in a car crash?
yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>favorite color?
green or grey
>favorite animal?
fox
>how often do you fap?
0-2 times a day
>shower before sex/oral?
Would, but never had sex
>shower morning or evening?
morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yes
>if you could have one wish?
be happy?
>favorite memory?
dunno
>biggest regret?
not taking chances
>worst memory?
fucking up something special
>life goal?
figure it out
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Hi?
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Patch
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Sense of humor
>favorite 4chan boards?
/r9k/. /soc/
>favorite subreddits?
none
>favorite historical person?
diogenies
>favorite topics/subjects?
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
She knows
>are you happy with your life?
No
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
>job/school/neet?
service sector
>are you autistic?
no
>any cool fact about yourself?
nah
>biggest accomplishment?
nothing
>did you enjoy this survey?
yeah
>picture
>contact info

>gender
Male/genderfluid

>sexual orientation
Straight

>relationship status
Single

>age
21

>location
US

>birthplace
CT

>ethnicity
White

>religion
Anglican

>believe in god?
Yes

>believe in ayys?
lmao

>favorite hobbies?
Reading, studying languages. Occasionally I'll write poetry.

>favorite movies/tv/books?
Lots.

>favorite games?
Meh.

>>23359143
>favorite color?
Green.
>support abortion?
Yes.
>support feminism?
Yes.
>believe in ghosts?
Yes.
>closest to death you've been?
Can't recall.
>ever been in a car crash?
No.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yeah.
>favorite color?
You already asked this.
>favorite animal?
Lots.
>how often do you fap?
Lots.

>>23359143
>>23359170
>shower before sex/oral?
Virgin.
>shower morning or evening?
Evening.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes.
>if you could have one wish?
Death.
>favorite memory?
I guess just the good old days when I was a dumb blissful kid.
>biggest regret?
It's a long story.
>worst memory?
Finding my father dead in our garage.
>life goal?
It's complicated.
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
wat
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
This is retarded.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Occasional wine/weed.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Aesthetics-wise, I'm really into tomboys and punks. Would prefer to find someone with the same intellectual interests (politics, religion, mythology, etc.).
>favorite 4chan boards?
/pol/ (I'm a leftist, fwiw)
>favorite subreddits?
I don't use Reddit.
>favorite website?
WordPress, I suppose.
>favorite historical person?
At the moment, Eugene Debs.
>favorite topics/subjects?
Politics, religion, mythology, language
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
My dad
>are you happy with your life?
lolno
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Also retarded.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Since 2007.
>job/school/neet?
Complicated.
>are you autistic?
Yes.
>any cool fact about yourself?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>biggest accomplishment?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>did you enjoy this survey?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>picture
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>contact info
Skype: scott.catawba