Zombie thread, pick your team edition! lets do something we haven't done in quite a while. This used to be pretty awesome.
Rules:
-Post your picture
-post pros about yourself in a survival situation
-post cons about yourself as well
-Pick a maximum of 3 others to be on your team in case of a zombie apocalypse. Elaborate on your picks!
Have fun guys.
And here's me! I'll be picking my team if this takes off, and give some thoughts about you guys as we go along.
Pro's:
-Easygoing personality, can get along with all kinds of different people. Generally concidered to be a kind and caring person. Not to be confused with being a push over.
-Studied social work. Good at solving problems and tension within a group.
-Millitary experience, Dutch Marine, 2 tours.
-Survival experience in all sorts of enviroments
-I'm in good shape, do sports allmost daily, mainly competition level boxing but also running and lifting
-Love cooking, can prepare different kinds of animals, know a fair amount about plants
-6'4 (don't know if this is a pro)
Con's:
-Bad knees, starts playing up when running longer distances (10k+, and a lot sooner while running with a backpack)
-PTSD, have dealt with it and it doesn't bother me anymore in my current life but I don't know how I would react to a
situation like this
-Used to eating a lot due to sports
>fucking up twice in a row
that should be a con
might actually do this thread without shitposting since it died when i made it a fortnight ago
-Pros:
>decently fast
>level headed in situations that warrant stress
>can be really good conversation
>decently tall (6'2")
>wilful
>not a whiny child when something sets me back (or ever, hopefully)
>decent (intuitive) cook
>i don't think there's a single food that i dislike
>honest, non-pandering
-Cons:
>not in peak physical form (i exercise daily but not enough to put my stamina near the top of this eventual thread)
>strength even lower than unremarkable stamina
>no weapons training
>can be bad in conversation if i'm not interested in a topic
>i'll probably ditch you if i'm relatively certain that one of us is going to die
>>23344061
I'm already pretty sure I'd pick you regardless of whoever else posts in thread. Claiming you before too many other people do.
I don't think you'll have a group of people here who will be able to run 10km with you in any sensible amount of time so I doubt your knee would be too much of an issue.
>tall as a pro in a zombie apocalypse
Enjoy starving to death lanklets.
...Interesting.
>Pros
9 years Muay Thai 8 years BJJ experience
Selfless (in all aspects except for food)
Only scared of spiders and drowning
Used to play baseball so I'll be super entertaining about how I hit zombies with a baseball bat
Knowledgeable about filtering water with materials from nature
can lift heavy things to set up barricades/walls for structure of our shelter if in wilderness.
>Cons
terri-fucking-fied of spiders. if there's a zombie spider, I will beg for you to kill me
If we have to swim across a lake to safety, you'll be a man down unless if there's a boat (above water? good. under water? not good)
I will eat. A lot.
You'll have to put up with really bad puns.
>>23344061
Will pick the rest of my team after more people post, but I already know you're on my team Dutchbro
Pros: Strong as fuck. Good awareness of surroundings. Good aim . Good at planning and diversionary measures.
Cons: Prone to explosive rage blackouts when pushed too far. Low running endurance.
I'll pick teammates when more people post.
I love these threads!
Pros:
>Decently smart. Was pre-med in college and about to go to med school, so I could help with injuries
>In pretty good shape (lifting, running)
>Good at conflict resolution
>Can get along with most kinds of people
>Okay shot
Cons:
>Easily stressed and hesitant
>Too trusting at times
>Doubt myself a lot
>>23344061
>>23344155
>>23344162
This thread is still in its early stages, but you seem like good choices for now
>pros
-Fast runner/sprinter w/lots of endurance
-Calm demeanor, can get along with anyone
-Persistent, willing and selfless
-Above-average cooking skills
-Some experience with camping and wilderness living
-Some experience with guns
-Not much of an eater
-It takes a real LOT of work to piss me off
-I guess if we're doing height, I'm around 6'? I don't know how tall I am, but 6' is the closest estimate of how tall I am.
>cons
-Skinny and weak as fuck
-A N X I E T Y
-Easily stressed
-If you push me over the line, I will not hesitate to kill you.
-Not a leader. Do not put me in a leader position.
-Cannot handle stress well
>>23344171
Medical experience yes please.
>>23344155
Front line and scout yes please
>pro
Don't get stressed out
Taught archery. Survival. Boating all summer
Fairly smart
Teacher for 2 years can handle disputes well.
Willing to listen to everyone in the party
Varsity track
>cons
Can't lift much
Need certain medications to function
Bad eye sight if I lose contacts
Can cook edible food but you won't like the taste
Terrible with directions
Been told my voice carries huge stealth liability
Overly sarcastic
If we decide by movie/vidya standarts then I will probably end up being that deadpan snarker guy that nobody likes in-universe who will probably die halfway through or sacrifices himself in the end by some jew hollywood writing. Since I am white hetrosexual CIS gendered male southerner in the 2010's. Good with weapons though naturaly. Somewhat like Francis in left 4 dead, a guy who will start up few verbal conflicts within the group of survivors to get some tension and additional plot twists going.
Realisticaly I am a pretty cunning & calculative motherfucker who will probably get to the chopper safely. Got decent military training in the airborne troops for 2 years, I would feel very calm during zombie apocalypse for sure. And since I am from bumfuck nowhere Mississippi I am also good with the wilderness and tracking.
>>23344252
>sacrifices himself in the end by some jew hollywood writing. Since I am white hetrosexual CIS gendered male southerner in the 2010's.
claimed
2nd spot on my team
+
3 years kickboxing
I can give you this look when we're in a life threatening situation.
I can throw knifes pretty decently...
I'm a decent shot.
I've got good stamina (gentleman ;) )
I did bushcrafting for a bit, so I know how to start a fire and where to get clean water...as long as we're in a similar environment to here.
-
At time's I'd rather just work than talk.
Can be pretty violent, I might throw an orange or two for fun.
I could probably do with losing more weight.
I like destroying things and I'd seek out destruction if I'm bored- great if I'm obliterating hordes of zombies though.
>>23344236
You can play sweet metal as we march.
>>23344139
You'd be keep me entertained, I pick you.
>>23344061
Easy choice.
Pros:
-Years of farming experience, includes vegetables and raising livestock. (Primarily goats, pigs, chickens, and bunnies.Yes, bunnies.)
-Logically focused/Very analytical mind.
-Willing to sacrifice for the whole group, and will forgo the self in favor of others.
-Decent shape, run and lift almost every day.
Cons:
-Insomnia. I'd spend most days in a haze between awake and asleep after a while.
-Indecisive. Short of being thrust unwillingly into a leadership position, I hate voicing my opinion in even the most minor ways.
-Easily angered by incompetence on a grand scale.
Once fifteen or so people are out, I'll pick my squad.
>>23344171
So far, I pick you. Still weighing pros and cons for the next two picks.
>>23344244
>>23344252
>>23344155
Are my team
Pros
>can make things from HEAVY METAL!
>can build repair and use firearms
>literally as strong as two average dudes
>grows epic food
>funny
>can run for long periods of time
Cons
>huge 6' 7" and 300 pounds
>eats a good bit
>shitty cook
>loud
>bossy
>is rude to authority figures
>>23344061
Good friend still suffers from PTSD from US Marines so if you freak out, I won't be unknowledgable about handling the situation. Similar build so I feel like it won't get too bad.
>>23344236
lack of food, some experience better than none, we already get along in threads.
>>23344171
Medical experience. 'nuff said.
you three are my team.
>>23344155
>filtering water
>we already get along well
>selfless
>close-quarters experience
>>23344171
>M E D I C
>conflict resolution
>>23344061
>Marine
>survival experience
>cook
All three of you are also in good shape too.
You're my team.
Not picking anyone yet until later! but here's some thoughts:
>>23344139
Nahw thanks mate! You seem like a cool stand up dude that I would definatly get along with. Some pretty good pros! I like the fact that you're level headed best.
>>23344155
Hey dude! Thanks. Yeah I remember that you where into martial arts too. Muay thai is beyond awesome. You seem like a really balanced person and you'd probably do great on my team! Picking later though.
>>23344162
You seem like a cool dude, but the rage is a pretty big con mate. We'll see though!
>>23344171
You seem like a great choice for a medic so far dude! Might pick.
>>23344236
Seems like a cool person in any situation! I like the fact that you have a calm demeanor and that you're easy to get along with. Big pros in a situation like that. Some cons to concider though.
>>23344244
Your best pro is that you're a teacher in my opinion mate. I'd need people like you. Cons aren't too bad eather except for the medication.
>>23344252
You seem like a stand up no nonsense dude that gets things done. Seems like a really good choice. You'd have to fit in with the rest of my group though so I'll wait to see if you do before picking.
>>23344295
You seem like a good pick as well, but I'd probably be a bit too talkative for your liking.
>>23344323
If I where to go for setting up camp you're a great choice! Haven't decided yet though.
>>23344350
You seem like a great choice, but you would probably dislike me in a situation like that.
>>23344378
Seems like a good team so far!
Pros
-Into fitness, pretty healthy
-Grew up hiking and camping, good for innawoods
-Irish like Liam Neeson in The Grey
-Distrustful of people I've just met
-Selfish to a point (What's mine is mine)
-A death magnet like Liam Neeson in Schindler's List
Can't zoom on photos as I'm posting from a shitty phone, but hope I'm pickable.
Pros-
-can grow marijuana
-small
-brutally honest
-really good at problem solving
-I don't let people fight
-might come onto you if I was really desperate or liked you
-don't eat a lot, can easily go days without and would sacrifice for others
-very resourceful
-can sleep anywhere
-great shot, can get dead center with darts
-general leader, doesn't get stressed, charming
-witty, nice sense of humor
-no need for love, will do anything I need to do with no distractions
-don't sleep a lot
Cons
-gets cold easy, can pass out from heat stroke, but rarely
-has a period
-I need to drink a lot of water
-would let someone die if I thought they caused too many problems
-awful sense of direction
-not strong, but I know how to use everything I have
-easily angered by anyone who is being retarded and will tell you what you're doing
-no formal survival medical or physical activity experience, but I know basics
Pros
+good knowledge of geology/biology
+very easygoing and easy to get along with, I'll stick up for myself if I have an important opinion about a zombie situation but not cause drama or strife
+no need for much food or extra supplies
+good with plants and a good cook
+can fit into smaller spaces
+good problem solver
+experience with firearms and survival skills
Cons
-mild medical issues (nothing life threatening) , would require pharmacy access every so often
-girl (might be a con for some people)
-can be disassociative/mechanical under high pressure
-mediocre eyesight- usually don't wear glasses unless I go to the theatre or need to read something very far away though
-shy, takes some time to warm up to people
-pretty strong compared to the average person, but not as strong as the military/specialists in this thread
>>23344171
Obligatory medic + seems really nice and empathetic
>>23344350
Muscle/engineer type
>>23344526
Lot of cons....but the wit, the aim and ability to call out bullshit as ya see it are good traits. So, you're my pick#2. That makes you, and the medic. One more for me now.
Pros:
-Good to solve problems between people, try to make everyone feels good.
-Really energetic, can run, jump, climb, etc. and be active all day
-Good knowledge about survival
-Can live in extreme cold and shitty temperatures
-Know how to handle weapons
-Try not to be too much of a disturbance
-Really creative in solutions
-Can be independent
-Watched/played/read too many zombies stuff that I know how to survive a zombie apocalypse.
-I can get along with pretty much anyone and am a good team player
Cons
-I am quite small, people will think I'm fragile, though I am not the strongest, but I am really resistant and know my limits and to push them
-I am clumsy, sometimes it's funny...but in this situation, probably not.
-My dexterity is kinda shit (good at critical hit though!)
-Can be too independent/antisocial
-I can get stressed and cry at people
-I am stubborn, but can still follow a group
-I tend to eat a lot
-I hate heat
-I can be too annoying and talk too much
Ok, let's do this!
Pro's:
- Gamer mind
- Can invent and craft all kind of weapons
- Know how to grow vegetables and know how to hunt
- Pacific and kind person
Con's:
- Very lazy
- I live during night
- Smoke a lot, so I don't have breath for running away from dangerous situations
- Can be very nervous under pressure
I pick:
>>23344162
>>23344236
>>23344428
Pros: the time has come
Cons: and so have i
Pros:
-good orientation in terrain
-good with maps
-I'm in a reneaccment group(early medieval times) - good with any type of blade/blunt wepon
-Pretty good shot
-Very resistant health (i only get sick max 1-2 times a year)
-Can make a tent
-Bio-medical student - i can make a penicyline(others too but i doubt i will get what needs to make them), i know some diseases and i know how to diagnose them, and what antybiotic to use against them
-i can cook
-i can sail
-fit, i train at least 3-4 times a week in a gym
-if i get to know you better im loyal
-very calm
Cons:
-if i don't get to know you better I will be more egoistic
-not much of a talker
-very dark humor
-stubborn
-brutal honesty
-i eat a lot
-if i don't like you and i feel like i don't fit/im not liked in the group i'll just leave
-very hard to get me upset, but when i do - i will not forget about that
-not creative about anything but plans
-i get bored really fast
>>23344526
>>23344570
>*violently pairs self with*
Pros:
- been hunting/fishing/outdoors activities with my dad often enough (can do all that killing stuff + be very sneaky)
- on college's rowing team (can do some strength/endurance related things)
- lifeguard
- fully functional on a few hours of sleep a night
- will eat anything edible and can cook
- fix things I have broken before
- Canadian
- has many ideas
Cons:
- my eyes are garbage and I can't see w/o something to help correct my vision (squinting provides minimal relief)
- many ideas are bad ideas
- argumentative
- short and not good at walking long distances without rest (I nearly died trying to see the entire Uffizi gallery)
- if zombies like blood, please be aware that I bleed about 4 days a month every month (unless pregnant)
>>23344044
pros
-im a lazy, NEET, who barely go outside
cons
- i have no stamina at all
>>23345102
>>23344526
>>23344155
are my picks for now b/c they seem like they'd get along relatively well w/ each other, some pros can outweigh other cons
Pros:
I have some medical knowledge
I can cook pretty well
I grew up in the country and lived by a forest so I know how to navigate through them well
I am very caring and nurturing
I can fit into small spaces
I am very careful and do not push the limits
I can fish
I am creative
I'm not afraid of blood
Good at archery and aiming in general
Cons (oh boy) :
Anxiety
Asthma
Depression
Weak immune system
Too caring and trusting
Scaredy cat
Clumsy at times
I don't expect anyone to pick me but I do think it sounds fun. I'll pick people in a separate comment
>>23345847
Is that you in the pic and how load are you?
>>23345847
Aaaand I pick you for my last teammate.
>>23344350
Because I know nothing about guns
>>23344171
Pls take care of me when I get sick
>>23344155
I'm terrified of spiders beyond a healthy measure so we'd get along, but you're not scared of many things if those were the only 2 you picked so you seem beneficial for helping out with some of my fears and you can build things
>>23345887
Yes that's me and I'm 19
>>23345928
you misunderstood the anon. They want to know how load you are. Not how old you are.
>>23344236
Also side note you kinda resemble the wolf guy from TWD
>>23345940
Dude what
>>23345914
But why LOL
>>23345975
I'm the guy in the blue shirt with the blue eyes. I've already picked the first medic that posted, then I picked the chick who calls out bullshit and is witty. The party'll need a backup medic in case the first one goes down, for one. Your archery skill ensures long range, relatively silent killing power. The fishing ensures a food source for the team. Your appearance is good for morale, rather cheery. And, to touch on your long range skill again, I'm obviously the party tank, more of skull basher than a shooter. It'd be nice to have another ranger to back me up
>>23345975
whoops, thought you were the pink haird chick lol. Replace a few pronouns.
>>23346023
I apologize, I am the pink haired chick but 4chan changed my Id thing? Also honestly I don't know what you mean by load
>>23346065
Oh, then I was spot on. Sweet. lol. I don't know what they mean by load though, if they're being serious.
>>23346006
That makes sense. I've been into archery since I was 8 and not to brag, but I'm a very good shot and can outshoot my dad who's been hunting for 40 years so I do think that's fairly beneficial. But I feel my anxiety would be the downfall. Put me in a safe tower as a sniper LOL
>>23346087
Ideally, yeah. If we could all hole up somewhere high and defensible, that'd work best. Preferably somewhere with controllable choke points, so I wouldn't even have to act as bait/brawler/tank unless we were going out fishing or hunting or scavenging. :)
>>23346087
>>23346006
I'm the giant with the red hot spear in this thread. You guys would be great team mates. I could pass the time making new medieval weapons for you two to wreck shit with. If you guys got overwhelmed I could jump in with my giant sized forging hammer. Or whatever guns we build.
>>23346161
Looks like we've got a good team!
>>23346161
Honestly yeah, I had been considering you for a few hours now.
Holy shit this thread died fast
>>23345847
I already have my team picked, but if you drag me into your team for the zombies, I will gladly take care of and protect you. do not worry, you scared sicko :^)))
Pro!
-Im a people's person
-i'm going to school to be a dentist and i know a few things about fixing teeth if i have the stuff for it
-i shot a gun once or twice
-know how to box and have knocked out a guy before but idk if that matters here, its a scary situation
-know how to sew and a little bit of tailoring, can make blankets and patch up pants and shoes which is something people take for granted i think
-have brothers who used to be in gangs and used work for the Mexican Mafia in LA, my uncle back in the day used to remove the black gangs from Compton. All my brothers are good now and none of them have gang ties
-we're friends with our white neighbors and we made a group that's like 20+ MEN strong at max
-we all have guns, family has a cache of guns buried somewhere idk about guns but i know they're the same ones isis uses, neighbors also have a gunlocker filled as do we
-we all keep a pantry of a bunch of supplies we dont touch, i think i'll feed us for 2 years of food and water
-idk but my family seems to know what they're doing
Cons!
-Im a girl
-I really dont like to labor
-talk too much
-if im not doing anything i'll tone out
-have no survival skills what so ever
-will expect and depend on a guy to protect / save me
-NEED gum and tapatio hot sauce!
-im bad at paying attention i think i have ADD also
-i dont like being alone i need to be around people
-dont like fighting and cant stand people yelling i'll walk out the room
-honestly i rather die then leave my friends behind
-rather you shoot me or i shoot myself then let zombies eat me or get captured by sickos
For my group would pick
>>23345092
>>23344526
>>23344570
lol sorry if you hate me but only picking femanons because i have a group and if zombies did happen i'd like other femanons to talk to. Also i think we can use a few more quality girls in our group and if you can grow pot that'll be a great way to kill the time, you can also probably learn to farm
i'll bump it idc
>>23344155
Pick #1
>>23345102
Pick #2
>>23347123
Pick #3
Enjoy dying other anons(^:
>>23347123
Wow you're so naturally pretty anon
>>23344044
bump might post in sec
>>23347123
>>23347277
put me in your group femanon. I shall protect you if the day comes. Do not worry :^)
Sounds fun
Pros:- Patient af
-able to remain calm
-thinks long term when planning
-able to be open and empathetic, good listener. Would come in handy when dealing witha breakdown or freak out.
Cons: -lacks confidence in leadership skills
-fairly shy
-extremely unfit
>>23344044
Pros :
-I'm pretty big
-Have a hunting bow and several machetes/knives, know how to use them
-father taught me a lot about survival and tracking can survive in a forest environment
-can drive
-good cook
Cons :
-alcoholic, functionnal but still an alcoholic
-can have a bad temper from time to time
-a bit paranoid
Picks :
>>23344061
Because you seem reliable
>>23344171
Because medic
>>23344570
Because you know plants
>>23348269
I just want you on my team so we can fuck. But I see you getting arrogant, leading to your untimely death at the hands of a horde of zombies that eat you alive.
>>23348269
>functional
>alcoholic
pick one
>>23348333
Drunken Master doesn't count.
>>23348333
I manage to live my life without being found out. I have a job, an appartment and friends. Idon't drunkenly fight people or wke up in gutters. How much more functionnal can you get ?
pros:
1.gifted
2.good leader and motivator
3.extremely persistent, if i and/or my friends need something i'll find a way to get it
cons:
1.if there are any girls in the group i'll probably chad you over
2.can be irrational at times
3.would rather kill zombies than hide
my team:
>>23344350
would smash zombies with
>>23344570
>>23344171
PROS
>Come from a place where it's fairly cold, can handle most climates pretty well.
>Decent cook and very resourceful.
>Small, don't take up much space or need much food.
>Agile,swift, fairly stealthy if I need to be.
>Very creative. Will keep you entertained with campfire stories/will make you stupid crafts when there's nothing to do.
>Loyal as a puppy.
CONS
> I am small and pretty weak. If something gets ahold of me, we're probably fucked.
>Very minimal weapons experience.
>Shoulder problems make carrying things for a long time difficult.
>Again, small. If I die from natural causes, cannibalism won't get you very far.
>Bit of a pessimist.
>Shitty navigator.
>>23349016
You're cute, but let's not jump to cannibalism, lol.
>>23349016
I need to ask, are you from Sweden?
>>23344570
my god you're beautiful
Pros
>Above average strong
>Above average stamina
>Not scared of anything
>Never really get stressed
>Good leader
>Good with my hands (fixing cars, building stuff etc)
>Some experience with pistols
>Lots of fighting experience
>Optimistic as fuck
Cons
>Seriously can't cook for SHIT
>Can be reckless/rash at times
>Impatient
>Under average speed
>Can't do any medical shit except for maybe putting on a bandaid
Here's a picture of me and my owner btw, thats me on the left
>>23344139
Pros:
>am smat
>pretty decent runner
>good cook
>good enough strategist
>Wont bash your head in when in a stressful situation, am good with forging peace
>good orientation
>dont need much food
>accepting as fuck, so wont cause problems in group
Cons:
>bad leader
>no strenght
>no idea how to weapons
>never was in a survival situation
>stone cold me will gtfo when I think I would die helping you
>>23344295
Definetly you man
>>23344323
You too, the farm shit can be helpful as fuck
>>23344061
>ex militrary
is it even a question
>>23348269
Need a tracker and a bowman for that stealth hunting
>>23345547
Lifeguard probably has some medical training or knowledge
>>23344323
You can help with settlements. Farming experience helps with food as well as irrigation
>Pros
experienced backpacker already loaded with gear
grew up around firearms and have my own to start
im currently a butcher and know how to slaughter, butcher, and treat meats
i know basic mechanics, carpentery, electrical, and plumbing work
>Cons
I have no background in medical stuff. If you cut yourself open I'll scrub you and sew you shut with fishing line and superglue
I have a hard time asking for help. I'll stress myself to death before I ever ask for help
I prefer to see the good in people not the bad
Interesting thread for sure...
PROS:
+ Pretty strong physically speaking. Martial arts experience and fairly good with blades, especially katanas.
+ Good endurance, I do a lot of cardio and lifting.
+ Loyal and trustworthy. I won't let you down in a dangerous situation, even if there's a huge risk.
+ I love cooking and improvising. A good meal can come out even from the tiniest ingredients.
+ I have some survival skills. Hunting, fishing, filtering water, you name it! (No, I won't drink my own piss Bear. GTFO).
Cons:
- Hot tempered.
- Not much of a talker. I actually enjoy silence.
- If I don't like you, I never will.
- ???
- Profit!
