How about a quest for wizardship thread. Female wizards in training are free to reply. No men under 25 or women under 21 please.
>Age
>Sex
>Race
>Height/weight
>Sexual orientation
>Number of relationships you've been in
>Number of boobs/dicks touched?
>Number kissed on the lips romantically?
>Closest you've ever been?
>Considered paying?
>What exactly is your major malfunction?
>When do you predict it will finally happen?
Well I guess I'll kick things off.
>Age
29
>Sex
m
>Race
white
>Height/weight
6'1, 140lbs
>Sexual orientation
straight
>Number of relationships you've been in
2 serious ones, both long-distance
>Number of boobs/dicks touched?
6 or 7
>Number kissed on the lips romantically?
1 (not counting truth or dare in high school)
>Closest you've ever been?
There was one time I had a girl over and we ended up doing everything except penetration because we had no condoms. Later found out she had an STD so thank fuck for not being stupid even in times of desperation.
>Considered paying?
I've thought about it, but the idea of sex with someone who isn't attracted to me makes me depressed as fuck. It'd probably make me feel even worse about myself.
>What exactly is your major malfunction?
Social anxiety, poor self-image due to acne most of my life, no money or real job. I'm not a bad looking guy or autistic or anything, and I can chat girls up on the internet pretty well, but when it comes to real life it's 100% mom's spaghetti.
>>23308402
But...this is Sarumon.
>>23308666
this
OP is a faggot.
>>23308666
>>23308682
>Age
25
>Sex
m
>Race
white
>Height/weight
5'6"/150
>Sexual orientation
straight
>Number of relationships you've been in
0
>Number of boobs/dicks touched?
0
>Number kissed on the lips romantically?
0
>Closest you've ever been?
A girl I had a huge crush on in high school gave me a hug once. I mumbled "thank you" and walked away, hoping she didn't notice my boner.
>Considered paying?
That's almost as intimidating as actually talking to a woman.
>What exactly is your major malfunction?
I can barely make coherent conversation with men, much less qt girls, and can't talk while looking people in the eye. Also manlet.
>When do you predict it will finally happen?
Probably never.
bump for the early morning crowd
>>23308666
>>23308690
Ehh, feels like one of those 'lol so n3rdy!' things. Of course that's Sarumon...from the fucking movies that everyone fucking saw.
*ahem*
Without further ado.
>Age
29 (get my level 1 spells in 3 weeks)
>Sex
M
>Race
Wiggity wiggity white
>Height/weight
6'5" 260 (chubby, have improved greatly over the last year)
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>Number of relationships you've been in
1
>Number of boobs/dicks touched?
That's a sticky one. The one relationship I never touched without at least bra, and when I was 10 I rubbed the neighbor girls (12 at the time) bare chest. Not really 'boobs'. Actually if we'd both been 3 years older I'm 90% sure we would have had sex that night.
>Number kissed on the lips romantically?
1, it was the girl I only touched with bra.
>Closest you've ever been?
Aforementioned bra/first kiss girl, fingered her. She was in bra, I had briefs only. I had trouble getting it up and I get the impression she really didn't want to anyway, terrified it was going to hurt a lot since it would have been her first time as well and I'm fairly well endowed.
>Considered paying?
No. Not necessary, I've got the social skills and get rated in the 4-6 range so just getting it with some effort isn't the issue.
>What exactly is your major malfunction?
Fear of dysfunction. It needs to be the 'right one', strong preference of exchanging v-cards, lingering emotions from the bra/first kiss girl as it ended badly and was entirely my fault.
>When do you predict it will finally happen?
I can't predict at all. I could see myself fapping to porn (because our modern fucked up society can allow for that, but that's a seperate topic) for the rest of my life, I have gone on a few dates recently and could see myself losing it next week. For the sake of the claim, I would probably wait the 3 weeks to get my spells before punching it. Wait...do you lose your powers once you have sex?
>Age
28
>Sex
Male
>Race
White, English
>Height/weight
5"10, 12.5 stone
>Sexual orientation
Straight mostly but I don't mind feminine penis
>Number of relationships you've been in
0
>Number of boobs/dicks touched?
I sucked a strippers nipples once
>Number kissed on the lips romantically?
8, it wasn't romantic to them but on my part it was
>Closest you've ever been?
when I was drunk but I bottled out
>Considered paying?
Nope
>What exactly is your major malfunction?
Low self-esteem, not very social, I shy away from girls I am sexually attracted to unless I'm drunk
>When do you predict it will finally happen?
When I might someone who wants have sex and do stuff, I watch a lot of porn and hentai and stuff so personally I think when it comes to sex I could be good at it, I just need someone to do stuff with
>>23311681
>it wasn't romantic to them but on my part it was
>I watch a lot of porn and hentai and stuff so personally I think when it comes to sex I could be good at it
10/10 top fucking kek m8
