i've always loved the idea of these threads but i've never understood why this list is so fucking long

>gender
F
>sexual orientation
Pan
>relationship status
Single
>age
18
>location
Murica
>birthplace
California, Murica
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Agnostic
>believe in god?
Nope
>believe in ayys?
ayy lmao
>favorite hobbies?
Doing mom stuff with my sister all day
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Corrina Corrina/Cry Baby, nah, Uglies series/Giver/Soulkeepers series
>favorite games?
Chibi Robo/Super Smash Bros Melee and Brawl
>favorite color?
Green
>support abortion?
I don't 'support' it, but pro-choice
>support feminism?
Nah
>believe in ghosts?
Nah
>closest to death you've been?
I almost drowned at 3
>ever been in a car crash?
Nope
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes.

>>23264034
>favorite color?
Didn't I answer this already?
>favorite animal?
Sloth, because I'm also sloth
>how often do you fap?
hardly
>shower before sex/oral?
Yes
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes.
>if you could have one wish?
My father to be healthy and last another 20 years
>favorite memory?
I dont have one
>biggest regret?
Not getting more social in HS
>life goal?
Not being a piece of shit that doesn't help society in anyway
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Nah x3
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Tall, dominant, and smart
>favorite 4chan boards?
/b/, /hm/, /soc/
>favorite subreddits?
Nah
>favorite website?
Gayauthors(?)
>favorite historical person?
Nah
>favorite topics/subjects?
Nah
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Austin (^:
>are you happy with your life?
I'm not unhappy with it
>how long have you been on 4chan?
4 years
>job/school/neet?
School
>any cool fact about yourself?
I can twist my tongue into a W
>picture
Nah
>contact info
*shrugs*

>>23264028
More questings is more fun!

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Let's trim this shit a bit.

>A/S/L
22/M/EU
>sexual orientation
I love pussy.
>relationship status
Work in progress ~
>birthplace
Ukraine.
>ethnicity
Happy merchant slavshit.
>religion
Please no.
>believe in god/ghosts/ayys?
Nope.
>favorite hobbies?
Writing, reading, football, helping people and enjoying the fuck out of life (procrastinating)
>support abortion?
Sure, abort away.
>support feminism?
Of course, bitches and niggas should be treated equally.
>closest to death you've been?
Too often to care/remember.
>how often do you fap?
About 5 times a week.
>shower before sex/oral?
Preferably.
>shower morning or evening?
Both.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yap.
>if you could have one wish?
Fixing world hunger.
>favorite memory?
Too hard to pick one.
>biggest regret?
Outside of starting with this survey? Nothing. Every mistake is just an unexpected learning opportunity.
>life goal?
To be a famous author. Rich wouldn't be a too bad addition either.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Triple yes.
>what you look for in a relationship?
Vitriolic best buds who laugh about life and fuck here and there.
>favorite historical person?
Too many cool ones but let's roll with Napoleon.
>favorite topics/subjects?
Everything writing related, people, football, technology, anime, classical music, random science facts, me, me, me and you, you, you.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Anybody with tons of money, so I could convince them to sponsor me.
>are you happy with your life?
Oh yes.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Since 08 or so.
>job/school/neet?
Student.
>any cool fact about yourself?
I had 7+ completely different jobs, I can say "Your mother is a fat, dirty whore" in three languages, I haven't lost my temper in 10 years and I can bake a pretty decent cherry pie.
>picture
Why not.
>contact info
Give yours.

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I'll, uh, play along. Also, using the condensed version because it's better, desu senpai.

>A/S/L
27/F/HI
>sexual orientation
Love the D.
>relationship status
I'm someone's waifu.
>birthplace
California
>ethnicity
German, Irish, and Eastern European. Or, just American.
>religion
Pagan
>believe in god/ghosts/ayys?
For the most part, yeah x3.
>favorite hobbies?
Roller derby, writing, driving, and making terrible jokes and puns.
>support abortion?
Yeah. Although, the right people don't get them.
>support feminism?
All for equality, not special treatment.
>closest to death you've been?
I've nearly drowned when I was 12. Blacked out underwater after an under current pulled me under.
>how often do you fap?
About every other day, sometimes multiple occurrences in said days.
>shower before sex/oral?
Only after working out.
>shower morning or evening?
Both. Kind of an irregular schedule with me.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yeah.
>if you could have one wish?
Friends and family in perfect health.
>favorite memory?
This past Saturday. Pic semi-related.
>biggest regret?
Ehh, don't have one.
>life goal?
To be known for something positive (not disease positive).
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes x2, and no on drugs.
>what you look for in a relationship?
Common interests and humor, challenges, and someone that can handle my sperg moments.
>favorite historical person?
Either Edison or Einstein.
>favorite topics/subjects?
Anything artistic or linguistic.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Too many to choose from.
>are you happy with your life?
Yeah.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
First showed up around '11 or so. Known about it since '08.
>job/school/neet?
Student.
>any cool fact about yourself?
I can play songs on my ocarina by ear, and I have an eye for color shades. Also happen to be a good listener.
>picture
Done.
>contact info
...

>>23264711
>Edison
overrated

25/m/Moscow, straight
>relationship status
in a break (-up)
>birthplace,
Urals
>ethnicity
slavshit
>religion
Transumanism, if that counts
>believe in god?
actual existence of god is irrelevant, but the fact that many people believe in god/other supernatural things makes those things just as real
>in ayys?
I believe in great filter
>hobbies?
photo, contemporary art, vidya
>movies/tv/books?
Enter the Void, Apocalypse Now/True Detective s1, Mr. Robot/Crime and Punishment
>games?
UT2004, Max Payne 1, Condemned, Manhunt, Binding of Isaac
>color?
aqua green
>abortion?
of course
>feminism?
equality - yes, fuck radical feminists though
>in ghosts?
see >believe in god
>closest to death?
fractured my spine stagediving once, also got hit by a truck once
>car crash?
nope
>seatbelt?
riding shotgun - yes, never on a backseat, never drove myself
>animal?
cats, I'm allergic though

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>>23264816
cont.
>fap?
few times a week, when alone, few times a month when have a partner around
>shower before sex/oral?
of course
>shower morning or evening?
When I feel like, I don't have a routine
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
I try to
>one wish?
I'd wish everything out of existence
>memory?
memory is a place for nightmares for me
>biggest regret?
dumped a girl for no reason, she got raped afterwards, get back together, dumped her again.
>life goal?
make it count
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
smoke weed, done psychedelics, love dissociatives and tranqulizers
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
for love, as banal as it may seem
>favorite 4chan boards?
formerly v, p, mu, tv
>favorite subreddits?
haha, no.
>website?
red letter media
>historical person?
I studied history, they were all terrible
>topics/subjects?
philosophy, science
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
I'd rather not be a person
>are you happy with your life?
is anyone?
>how long on 4chan?
since 07
>job?
work as a photographer, study arts
>any cool fact about yourself?
nothing worth boasting about
>picture
>contact info
njet

>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Hetero
>relationship status
Single
>age
21
>location
Australia
>birthplace
Australia
>ethnicity
White
>religion
None
>believe in god?
idk
>believe in ayys?
What?
>favorite hobbies?
Vidya, Watching shows/movies/animu, gymnastics, browsing the net.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
GoT, Limitless, Mr Robot, Breaking Bad, Tarintino Films, LoTR
>favorite games?
CSGO, LoL, Witcher, GTA
>favorite color?
Amber
>support abortion?
I support choice
>support feminism?
I support equality, don't care what you choose to call it.
>closest to death you've been?
Was pushed off a skateboard and fell down a ramp at a skate park.
Hit my head on the concrete and was in a coma for a 2 weeks
>favorite animal?
Otters
>how often do you fap?
Usually once a day, sometimes 2
>shower before sex/oral?
Yes but not required
>shower morning or evening?
Depends on my day's activities
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>if you could have one wish?
$25 million in my bank no questions asked, no tax
>favorite 4chan boards?
Soc, Fit
>favorite subreddits?
Too many
>favorite website?
Too many
>favorite historical person?
Hitler
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
A good girl
>are you happy with your life?
Meh
>how long have you been on 4chan?
2010
>job/school/neet?
Software Dev
>picture
No
>contact info
Ask I guess?

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>A/S/L
26/M/France
>sexual orientation
Hetero, might be bi-curious.
>relationship status
Nothing atm, working on it.
>birthplace
France
>ethnicity
French + some mexican blood
>religion
None
>believe in ayys/ghost?
Nope.
>favorite hobbies?
Going to rave parties, sailing, reading, video games.
>favorite movies/tv/books
For books, I love the works of Aldous Huxley & Stephen King. My favorite series on TV are The IT Crowd, The Americans and The Leftovers.
>favorite game ?
Love the fallout serie. I didn't have the occasion to play the 4 yet.
>support abortion?
Sure, why the fuck not.
>support feminism?
I see no problem with feminism, sjw & femnazi piss the shit out of me though.
>closest to death you've been?
While sailing, got surprised by a storm. We almost sunk the ship, and barely made it back to the closest harbour.
>have you been in a car crash? Do you always wear a seatbelt ?
Nope and Yes.
>favourite animal ?
Cats. Used to have one when I was a kid, I would take a new one if I had the room in my flat.
>how often do you fap?
between 3 to 10 times a week

>>23265001

>shower before sex/oral?
If possible, yup.
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Nope. Almost never, unless I must cook or if people are watching me.
>if you could have one wish?
Some death note kind of shit. I would clean up some countries, and hope people learn from it afterward.
>favorite memory?
No particular one.
>biggest regret?
Repeating my first year of M.sc. Lost all my friends, somewhat fell in depression.
>life goal?
Find a fullfilling carreer, enjoy life and experiment as much as I can.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes to all. Amphetamines are becoming more and more of an issue atm (too frequent use), trying to cut back/stop
>what you look for in a relationship?
Someone supportive, bubbly, that could make me discover shit I didn't consider first.
>favorite historical person?
Alan Turing. His legacy in algorithmic is huge, and he did all this without any computer.
>favorite topics/subjects?
IT, techno music, literature, video games, series/anime, general knowledge
>if you could be with one person right now ?
A girl I have a crush on. I kind of fucked up the last time I saw her, would like to fix it.
>are you happy with your life?
Slight depression since october. I really want to finish my studies, beggining to work would change my spirits.
>how long have you been on 4chan? favourite board ?
2008. Use to browse regularly, been in & out since 2010. Favourite board would be /b/
>job/school/neet?
M.sc Student int IT (last year)
>any cool fact about yourself?
I've travelled in 20+ countries, on every continent, either as a tourist or as a volunteer in NGOs.
>picture
No, but I'll upload an avatar.
>contact info
Nope.jpg

>A/S/L
20/M/California
>sexual orientation
Gay
>relationship status
In a relationship
>birthplace
California
>ethnicity
Puerto Rican/German/Sicilian
>religion
I 'unno
>believe in god?
Believe in somethin'
>believe in ayys?
Oddly enough, no, but...I WANNA BELIEVE
>favorite hobbies?
Reading, vidya, photography
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Submarine/How I Met Your Mother/The Great Gatsby
>favorite games?
Tales of Symphonia brings good memories
>favorite color?
Orange
>support abortion?
Sure
>support feminism?
Sure!
>believe in ghosts?
Somewhat
>closest to death you've been?
When I was like, 11 I almost got hit by a car
>ever been in a car crash?
Nope
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yup
>favorite animal?
Tanuki/Raccoon dog
>how often do you fap?
Twice a day
>shower before sex/oral?
Naturally
>shower morning or evening?
Depends on what's going on that day. Sometimes both
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yeah

>>23265155
>if you could have one wish?
Can't tell, won't come true
>favorite memory?
Just playing Smash and Mario Kart back in the day with siblings and cousins at our grandma's
>biggest regret?
I dunno, not saying "I love you" enough to everyone?
>life goal?
Not having to question my place in life
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Sometimes/Too much/Not really
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Independence, trust, good company
>favorite 4chan boards?
/v/, /x/, /co/
>favorite subreddits?
Don't use reddit
>favorite website?
Youtube?
>favorite historical person?
Zelda Fitzgerald (not really)
>favorite topics/subjects?
English/Literature, science, history, arts
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Someone cute, warm, and chubby
>are you happy with your life?
Yeah
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Too long
>job/school/neet?
I work grill at a certain "fast casual" restaurant
>any cool fact about yourself?
My middle and ring fingers on both hands are double jointed
>picture
No
>contact info
Huh

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>gender
F
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Fwb with a guy I've known since highschool
>age
18
>location
Uk
>birthplace
Hungary
>ethnicity
Half polish, half Hungarian
>religion
Non
>believe in god?
Nope
>believe in ayys?
Nope
>favorite movies/tv/books?
TV-futurama
Books-the notebook
>favorite color?
Red
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
No
>believe in ghosts?
No
>closest to death you've been?
I don't remember this but I apparently climbed over the railing of a balcony and almost jumped off when I was like 4.
>ever been in a car crash?
No but I've been pretty close
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
No
>favorite animal?
Dogs
>how often do you fap?
Depends but it's usually around once a week
>shower before sex/oral?
If it's a one night thing then no, otherwise yeah preferably.
>shower morning or evening?
Both, usually shower twice a day
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>if you could have one wish?
To not be so short

>>23265962
>biggest regret?
Went to an international sporting event, met a ton of cute guys, there was so much sexual tension but I was still with my asshole ex at the time
>life goal?
Would honestly love to just be happily married one day
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I drink a bit, smoke weed occasionally
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Similar interests + for him to be firm and take control of the relationship, sometimes I like being told 'no'.
>favorite 4chan boards?
b, fit, and this one
>favorite subreddits?
Don't really use reddit
>favorite historical person?
I was awful at history
>favorite topics/subjects?
Whatever
>are you happy with your life?
Pretty much
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Like 2 months, don't really post tho
>job/school/neet?
Studying at uni, work as a manager in a restaurant
>any cool fact about yourself?
I'm a pretty good swimmer
>picture
>contact info
I'll answer some questions here first, see where it goes

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>gender
Female

>sexual orientation
straight

>relationship status
have a BF
>age
23
>location
cali
>birthplace
same

>ethnicity
half asian/russian

>religion
technically im jewish but dont practice

>believe in god?
not "The Christian God".

>believe in ayys?
wtf is dis?

>favorite hobbies?
photography, hiking, going to shows, traveling, reading, origami

>favorite movies/tv/books?
beyond the valley of the dolls (movie)
broad city (tv)
rick & morty (tv)
stranger in a strange land (book)
blood music (book)

>favorite games?
truth or dare
kickball
cards against humanity
drunk mario kart 64
call of duty
borderlands
bioshock
halo!

>favorite color?
turquoise

>support abortion?
yes

>support feminism?
eh... not really. i support equality.

>believe in ghosts?
uh yes

>>23266165
>closest to death you've been?
i overdosed in college and went into a coma for 4 days.

>ever been in a car crash?
yes

>do you always wear a seatbelt?
no

>favorite animal?
baby sloth

>how often do you fap?
almost every day

>shower before sex/oral?
not alone and only if it happens. i wont ruin the mood to do so though

>shower morning or evening?
evening

>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
nnnnnnnnno.....

>if you could have one wish?
live a happy life
but more materialistic would be to own a house

>favorite memory?
first time hooking up with my current bf

>biggest regret?
not hooking up sooner

>life goal?
stop living to go to work

>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
all
party drugs are rare though...
psychedelics is where its at

>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
funny, sane, big dick, motivated, healthy.

>favorite 4chan boards?
soc

>favorite subreddits?
i dont do dat shit

>favorite website?
tumblr/pintrest

>favorite historical person?
cleopatra

>are you happy with your life?
over all id say.....sure whatever.

>any cool fact about yourself?
no gag reflex, fucking love to bake, i can drink much more than my friends

>contact info
[email protected]

>>23265962
You are too cute :) do you have kik?

>>23264711
>support abortion?
>Yeah. Although, the right people don't get them.
>To be known for something positive (not disease positive).
I kek'd.

>>23264822
>dumped a girl for no reason, she got raped afterwards, get back together, dumped her again.
What. WHAT. More detailed version please!

>>23265003
>Alan Turing. His legacy in algorithmic is huge, and he did all this without any computer.
Based.

>>23265969
What do you study?

>>23266165
>half russian
>i can drink much more than my friends
Color me surprised.

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>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single.
>age
24
>location
Texas
>birthplace
LA
>ethnicity
White.
>religion
Nah.
>believe in god?
Nah
>believe in ayys?
Yeah
>favorite hobbies?
Working out, reading, listening to music, drawing, practicing my instrument.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Sneakers(great cast and great music)/Don't watch TV/Anything by Orwell as dark as that sounds.
>favorite games?
Don't play games much anymore, but I'll occasionally jump on Halo or Battlefield. Recently played Fallout 4, and that was the last game that interested me.
>favorite color?
Red
>support abortion?
If rape baby or the child will be born with severe genetic defects that will keep it from living a normal life, ie, retarded, continuous physical pain, needs machines to live, yeah. If you just wanted to get rid of a kid because you were too irresponsible to pull out or wear a condom or have BC, then no.
>support feminism?
I support equal respect of all.
>believe in ghosts?
Yep.
>closest to death you've been?
I honestly can't say.
>ever been in a car crash?
Does a fender bender count?
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes.
>favorite color?
You asked this already, Red.
>favorite animal?
Tiger
>how often do you fap?
once/twice a week tops
>shower before sex/oral?
Depends on how dirty I am already.
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes, what kind of autistic question is this?

>>23266279
>if you could have one wish?
To be financially liberated to do the things I wish to do. Or you could just say, a supply of cash so large that it would be impossible for me to spend it in my lifetime. I'd just give it all to my friends, pay off their bills, do something great for them, let them be financially liberated. Travel, read, start a company with the intent of helping others. Start a college, put a bunch of people through for free. Stuff like that. I don't need much. I would like a new car though, and a small house with lots of fun gizmos, on a huge peice of land. Oh yeah, big back porch too. Nothing pretentious, that's not me.
>favorite memory?
I spent six weeks at a music camp in northern Michigan, and I met so many cool people there, and played so much good music, and lived in something totally different from my usual surroundings. It was an absolutely beautiful experience, and I wish I could do it again.
>biggest regret?
Biggest regret as of late? I regret not being honest with my now ex-girlfriend. I spoke to another ex, whom at one point I cared deeply about, and with my trust issues at the time, I felt like the relationship I had was going south, so I paniced and tried to preemtively fix it. Anyway, gf found out I was talking to my ex, and then I tried to hide it, which just made the distrust I had created even a larger issue. So, that, I regret. I hope one day we can be friends again.
>life goal?
To be the best person I can be. I'd like to start a prosthetics/robotics company that can create prosthetics so realistic, the user will forget that they ever lost the limb/use of the limb in the first place.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink on occasion, nothing crazy. Occasionally enjoy a cigarette, occasionally enjoy weed. Nothing like good friends, good tunes, good conversation, good beer, and good weed.

>>23266279
>>23266286
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
I don't know right now. Someone with a pretty face, someone with a lovely voice, someone who likes to joke and has a light about their soul that brightens everyones day.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/g/, /ic/, /hr/, /soc/, /wg/, /3/, /diy/, sometimes /b/.
>favorite subreddits?
dailyprogrammer, cyberpunk, drawing, gifs, pics, inventions, whoadude, jokes, bigdickproblems, zbrush, trees, tuba, roomporn, historyporn, ted
>favorite website?
No idea.
>favorite historical person?
Nikola Tesla
>favorite topics/subjects?
Engineering, space, aliens, games, computers, gym, sex, drawing, music.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Well, I don't know if I want to be with her, but I would like to see her.
>are you happy with your life?
No, but I'm becoming more happy every day. Slowly becoming the person I want to be.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Too long.
>job/school/neet?
Two jobs, and part time school.
>any cool fact about yourself?
I've got a fairly deep voice. I can't whisper for shit, cause everyone hears me.
>picture
pic
>contact info
skype: atlas.shrugged3

>>23266195
hahaha

>>23266177
tnx but i don't really use kik anymore. Just ask me here if you want
>>23266195
Real estate. You?

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
I honestly don't know. Probably bisexual.
>relationship status
Single
>Age
20
>location
USA
>birthplace
West Virginia
>ethnicity
Whiter than white
>religion
Atheist
>believe in ayys
Yes, just not visiting Earth
>hobbies
Shooting guns, reading lists of facts, watching movies & documentaries, playing Cards Against Humanity
>fav movies
The Big Lebowski, Small Soldiers, the Shining, and the Friday the 13th series
>fav tv
GoT, Archer, South Park, Criminal Minds
>fav games
SW Battlefront , Dragon Age, Mass Effect
>fav color
Green
>support abortion
Yes
>support feminism
Usually. It helps get pussy at college, sue me.
>believe in ghosts
Nah
>closest I've been to death
I put a rifle barrel under my chin, but decided that life was worth it.
>ever been in a car crash
No
>seatbelt
Only if I'm in the driver's or front seat
>fav animal
Ocelot
>how often do I fap
So much. Just, so much.
>shower before sex/oral
I'm usually drunk when I fuck. I'm lucky if there isn't toilet paper stuck to my ass.
>shower morning or evening
Morning, and I work out sometimes in the evenings, so I shower after that
>do you always wash your hands after you pee
No. It's just a dick, and I don't piss on my own hands, plus I flush with my foot.
>one wish
To be insanely, ungodly rich.
>fav memory
Trying to teach my grandpa to play Yugioh. He died not too long after.
>biggest regret
Getting caught smoking weed in my dorm room
>life goal
To be a moderately successful psychologist, move to Canada, and grow weed. Yes, all at the same time.
>drink/smoke/drugs
I drink occasionally, I've been taking a break from weed but I used to smoke daily, and I use LSD and LSA sometimes.
>What do I look for in a mate?
They've gotta be smart, have to like cats, can appreciate my humor, and they've gotta smoke weed. Or at least be open to.
>fav cuckchan boards
/soc/, /x/, /k/
>fav website
Probably rockislandauction.com or smallarmsillustrated.tripod.com, and Cracked

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>>23266504
>fav historical person
Joan of Arc
>fav subject
Psychology
>if I could be one person rn, who
I dunno. A glassblower or a dispensary owner in Colorado?
>am I happy with my life
Not presently, but I'm well into recovering from depression
>how long have I been on 4chan
A few years. I take long breaks.
>job/school
Sophomore in college
>cool fact
I do a lot of community service?
>contact info
Kik: dyincrouse

>gender
male
>sexual orientation
hetero
>relationship status
hmm ;)
>age
21
>location
Poland
>birthplace
Greece
>religion
agnostic
>believe in ayys?
yes
>favorite hobbies?
sketching, programming, climbing
>support abortion?
yes
>support feminism?
yes
>believe in ghosts?
nop
>closest to death you've been?
almost died to suffocation
>ever been in a car crash?
yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>favorite animal?
C A T
>how often do you fap?
once a week i guess (i do have sex tho)
>shower before sex/oral?
nope, cause I'm clean all the time lol
>shower morning or evening?
both, and after exercise
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
nope
>biggest regret?
no regrets kek
>life goal?
many
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
beer from time to time, LSD and 420 from time to time
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
trust
>favorite 4chan boards?
/soc/
>favorite subreddits?
none
>favorite historical person?
John Paul 2
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
slut from dating site I'm on
>are you happy with your life?
pretty much, yeah
>how long have you been on 4chan?
8 years i guess
>job/school/neet?
student at uni of technology
>contact info
snapchat: n_ull

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
25
>location
The US
>birthplace
Chile
>ethnicity
Mapuche
>religion
None
>believe in god?
I have my own beliefs
>believe in ayys?
It's more likely than not
>favorite hobbies?
Skateboarding, video games, server administration
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Movies: Garden State, Death Sentence, Surf's Up; TV: Raising Hope, Scrubs, It's Always Sunny; Books: To Kill A Mockingbird, A Million Little Pieces, My friend Leonard
>favorite games?
Kingdom Hearts, various first-person shooters, Fallout series, BioShock series, more.
>favorite color?
Blue and black
>support abortion?
Not really my choice
>support feminism?
People are free to do as they please.
>believe in ghosts?
Never seen one, but that doesn't mean they aren't real.
>closest to death you've been?
Gun to head at 19; Fell through the ice when I was 11, almost drowned.
>ever been in a car crash?
Crashed into a tree driving too fast down a dirt road when I was 17.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
If I'm driving or in the front seat.
>favorite animal?
Cats
>how often do you fap?
A few times a week, I'm sure.
>shower before sex/oral?
Been a while since I've had sex, but yeah, I'd shower first.
>shower morning or evening?
Depends on what I'm doing, if I have to be up early shower at night, if not, shower when I wake up.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Not every single time.
>if you could have one wish?
Not sure.
>favorite memory?
Spending time with an old friend before they passed.

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>>23267551
>biggest regret?
I'm sure there's something that I wish I could have done differently.
>life goal?
Be financially stable.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No, no, no.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Physical: Nice butt, glasses, dark hair
Other: Similar interests, supportive, funny, smart, honest
>favorite 4chan boards?
I just kind of lurk around /soc/ these days.
>favorite subreddits?
I don't know, I don't use Reddit.
>favorite website?
I spend the most time on YouTube, probably.
>favorite historical person?
Einstein was pretty cool sounding.
>favorite topics/subjects?
Computers, music, cats, skateboarding
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
No one comes immediately to mind.
>are you happy with your life?
I'm content.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
First time I went on 4chan was about 15 or so.
>job/school/neet?
Server administrator / no / no
>any cool fact about yourself?
I can clap with one hand
>picture
Attached; sort of old.
>contact info
Upon request, I guess.

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>>gender
female
>>sexual orientation
straight as hell
>>relationship status
single
>>age
18
>>location
no
>>birthplace
new hampshire
>>ethnicity
white, thank god
>>religion
none
>>believe in god?
maybe
>>believe in ayys?
maybe
>>favorite hobbies?
movies n tv, shows, walks and night drives, drinking/getting high
>>favorite movies/tv/books?
fuck too long
movies - leon, death proof, jackie brown, se7en, zodiac, nightcrawler, etc
tv - penny dreadful, shameless us, peaky blinders, 12 oz mouse, it's always sunny, etc
>>favorite games?
none
>>favorite color?
teal and mint!
>>support abortion?
yeah
>>support feminism?
no
>>believe in ghosts?
don't wanna admit but yeah
>>closest to death you've been?
pneumonia
>>ever been in a car crash?
yes and no, it was barely a crash
>>do you always wear a seatbelt?
no
>>favorite color?
i've just answered this
>>favorite animal?
birds and cats
>>how often do you fap?
every day, often multiple times a day
>>shower before sex/oral?
i mean hopefully we're both clean already but sure
>>shower morning or evening?
morning but sometimes both
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yeah
>>if you could have one wish?
i fucking want a russian man
>>favorite memory?
getting drunk as fuck with friends on the way to a show, the show
>>biggest regret?
idk
>>life goal?
don't wanna hate my job/life
>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
yes
>>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
we both cum, loyalty and trust, no clingy bullshit, dark sense of humor, mean and sarcastic/likes to fuck around a lot, very affectionate, can jokingly insult and be insulted without crying about it
>>favorite 4chan boards?
pol, mu, this, the wallpaper one

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>>23267768 CONTINUED
>>favorite subreddits?
no
>>favorite website?
last.fm,spotify,soundcloud,whatever
i'm also on "weird facebook" so that's alright too
>>favorite historical person?
none
>>favorite topics/subjects?
music, stupid meme trash
>>if you could be with one person right now, who?
eliana, best pal
>>are you happy with your life?
it's alright
>>how long have you been on 4chan?
a while
>>job/school/neet?
s c h o o l
>>any cool fact about yourself?
absolutely not
>>picture
ha
>>contact info
just ask man

>>23267768
that gif is hot as hell,btw i'm half russian maybe this could work

>>23267778
i need the accent and am slowly dying because i do not have boris in my life

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>gender
Female
>sexual orientation
mostly straight
>relationship status
single
>age
22
>location
United States
>favorite hobbies?
I like to dance, dress up, hunt sometimes
>favorite movies/tv/books?
I've read pretty much any King novel, typical harry potter/redwall stuff growing up
>favorite games?
dont really play games, just don't have the resources for that
>favorite color?
salmon
>support abortion?
sure
>support feminism?
sure, but not rape culture
>believe in ghosts?
yes
>closest to death you've been?
overdose
>ever been in a car crash?
yep
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
i try to
>favorite animal?
dogs (pitbull)
>shower morning or evening?
both usually
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yeah
>if you could have one wish?
just to have enough money to live in a decnt enviroment
>favorite memory?
grandmas house
>biggest regret?
doing drugs
>life goal?
just find hapiness
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
yeah
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
not really looking now, but overall someone who constantly makes me strive to better myself.

>are you happy with your life?
sorta, once i get through this school semester
>how long have you been on 4chan?
i mostly lurked for the most part, ex bf introduced me like 7 years ago?
>job/school/neet?
I am a medical assitance, am currently in last semester to become full time/I guess, I just dont have money to do things really
>any cool fact about yourself?
i can somewhat dance and sing sorta lol
>picture
>contact info
just ask

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>gender
Cruise ship or male,
Male is pretty good desu.
>sexual orientation
Bisexual and attracted to Pan.
>age
19, time never slows I guess.
>location
France.
>believe in god?
It's already enough if you can believe in yourself. I'm atheist.
>favorite hobbies?
Drawing and sketching. I also write stuff such as Fantasy and Poem.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
[Book] La horde du Contrevent (Windwalkers) [Movie] Heat (1995)
>support abortion?
Yes. Nothing much to say about it.
>support feminism?
Feminism is a meme. I support woman's right thought.
>believe in ghosts?
I'm rational as fuck. So no.
>closest to death you've been?
I fainted twice because of.. I don't even know. I wished I could stay in that same state.
>ever been in a car crash?
Nope. Not really my favorite kind of night out.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Why the fuck not ? What is even the point not wearing it ? Don't cut yourself on that edge dude.
>favorite color?
Shades of grey.
>favorite animal?
Da owl, man. Da owl.
>how often do you fap?
I have no idea, that's pretty random. Let's just say a average of 4 times per week.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I don't drink, I don't smoke.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
I'd say comprehension, I've never met someone with whom I succeeded to establish a real bound between us. Being able to fully understand someone.
And looking for new experiences, new knowledge from different people.
>favorite topics/subjects?
History of Art, Fashion. Music as well.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Me. Narcissism can be bad but I assure you it has also its advantages.
>are you happy with your life?
I'm happy as the number of times I fap during a week, that's pretty random.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Two years ? Not long enough to not be called Newfag imo.
>job/school/neet?
Vocational school at the moment -> Graphic artist. Fine Arts Next year!
>any cool fact about yourself?
>picture
There you go.
>contact info
Skype: Aphelys.

>>23263985
>Survey Time!
>>gender
Male
>>sexual orientation
Straight
>>relationship status
Married
>>age
31
>>location
Kathmandu
>>birthplace
Kathmandu
>>ethnicity
Asian
>>religion
Hindu
>>believe in god?
No
>>believe in ayys?
No clue
>>favorite hobbies?
the internet
>>favorite movies/tv/books?
Animations
>>favorite games?
None
>>favorite color?
Blue
>>support abortion?
Yes. Limit to a month.
>>support feminism?
Yes
>>believe in ghosts?
No
>>ever been in a car crash?
Yes
>>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>>how often do you fap?
2 - 3 / week
>>shower before sex/oral?
No
>>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
No
>>if you could have one wish?
Peace
>>life goal?
Happy man
>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink
>>favorite 4chan boards?
/b/ /soc/
>>favorite topics/subjects?
Gadgets
>>are you happy with your life?
Sort of
>>how long have you been on 4chan?
2 years
>>job/school/neet?
Job
>>any cool fact about yourself?
I'm restless always

>>23263985
Just because I'm super bored
>gender
male
>sexual orientation
straight
>relationship status
single
>age
20
>location
spain
>birthplace
spain
>ethnicity
mediterranean
>religion
agnostic
>believe in god?
no
>believe in ayys?
no
>favorite hobbies?
lifting, playing rugby, shitposting
>favorite movies/tv/books?
donnie darko, the hunt
>favorite games?
SC:BW
>favorite color?
blue
>support abortion?
I don't support it nor I'm against since I'm not a female I honestly don't care much
>support feminism?
fuck no
>believe in ghosts?
fuck no
>closest to death you've been?
>ever been in a car crash?
yea, a bus crashed into my car
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yea, I don't wanna get a fine
>favorite color?
this one again?
>favorite animal?
dog
>how often do you fap?
once a day but depends on my free time
>shower before sex/oral?
if asked to do so I will
>shower morning or evening?
evening, sucks to go get to bed dirty
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yes, and clean my dick with a tissue
>if you could have one wish?
a billion dollars would be nice
>favorite memory?
when my father told me he was proud of me hours before passing away
>biggest regret?
probably spending too much time in front of my PC when I was younger
>life goal?
earn enough money so I can do whatever the fuck I want with my free time
and learn another language
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
ocasionally drink but it's like 3 times a year
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
someone nice and loyal, funny enough I haven't found a girl like this yet
>favorite 4chan boards?
/trv/ and /sp/

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>>23267929
>favorite subreddits?
the fuck is this meme, according to 4chan culture reddit is the shittiest website on earth and it should not be visited under any circumstance
>favorite website?
not 4chan
>favorite historical person?

>favorite topics/subjects?
geopolitics, rugby and lifting
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
idk, everyone seems to be an asshole given enough time
>are you happy with your life?
yea
>how long have you been on 4chan?
not sure, since 2009-2010 I think
>job/school/neet?
psychology studen, it's a science like it or not /sci/ faggots
>any cool fact about yourself?
probably not cool but kind of unique
while driving I rather not listen to music and just hear the road
>picture
>contact info
[email protected]

>>23267809
You look like a fucking zombie

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>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Bicurious, I guess?
>relationship status
Single
>age
18
>location
USA
>ethnicity
Filipino
>religion
Agnostic
>favorite hobbies?
Writing, music, instagram photography
>favorite movies/tv/books?
LoTR trilogy, I don't watch TV
>favorite games?
TES
>favorite color?
Green
>support abortion?
No strong opinion, but I don't mind it.
>support feminism?
As a concept, it's pretty cool. Execution has been shit though.
>believe in ghosts?
Nah
>closest to death you've been?
Fell off a pretty tall tree when I was 10
>ever been in a car crash?
Thankfully no
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yeah.
>favorite animal?
Snakes are cute.
>how often do you fap?
a lot.
>shower morning or evening?
No preference.
>if you could have one wish?
Become an author and write books about my travels.
>life goal?
Same as wish
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I sometimes drink.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Honest, intelligent, wouldn't hurt if they're cute.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/a/, /mu/, /wg/
>favorite historical person?
Diogenes
>favorite topics/subjects?
Philosophy, Anthropology
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
No one comes to mind.
>are you happy with your life?
Not right now, no.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
3 years, I think. Mostly stuck to /a/ though.
>job/school/neet?
Work in fast food, go to community college.
>any cool fact about yourself?
I can do some pretty good impressions of disney characters.
>contact info
eh

>>23267967
I'm in recovery

>>gender
Female/androgynous
>>sexual orientation
Bi
>>relationship status
Single
>>age
24
>>location
Nice try. =P
>>birthplace
Hell?
>>ethnicity
White as bread
>>religion
Nothing in particular. I wouldn't call myself atheist because certain websites have ruined the concept.
>>believe in god?
I don't give a shit.
>>believe in ayys?
iwanttobelieve.jpg
>>favorite hobbies?
Drawing, 40k, animu and mango, alternative and goth fashion shit
>>favorite color?
Black, no contest
>>support abortion?
Yes
>>support feminism?
Nope. Egalitarian as fuck here.
>>believe in ghosts?
iwanttobelieve.jpg
>>closest to death you've been?
I once admitted to not giving a shit about Doctor Who on Tumblr.
>>ever been in a car crash?
No
>>favorite animal?
I'm not really an animal person but bats are fucking adorable.
>>shower morning or evening?
Whenever I can't take feeling like literal spawn of Nurgle any longer.
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Of course, what the fuck kind of question is this?
>>if you could have one wish?
I wish Konrad Curze would be my boyfriend
>>life goal?
I want to be a clothing designer or something similarly creative.
>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Rarely/no/no
>>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone who will put up with me, my being completely fucking psychotic, and my crazy fetishes.
>>favorite 4chan boards?
/tg/, /tv/, /d/
>>favorite subreddits?
NO.
>>favorite website?
4chan, Polyvore (fashion/creative website), Youtube, normiebook, the non-absolute-shit one percent of Tumblr
>>favorite historical person?
Your mom.
>>favorite topics/subjects?
40k, fetishes
>>if you could be with one person right now, who?
...Konrad??
>>are you happy with your life?
No. Not at all.
>>how long have you been on 4chan?
...almost a decade now. Holy shit.
>>job/school/neet?
NEET (autism and depression)
>>any cool fact about yourself?
I went through a phase in high school where I thought I was a Final Fantasy character.
>>contact info
Give me your Skype

>>23263985
>gender
FtM
>sexual orientation
bi
>relationship status
single
>age
18
>location
toronto
>birthplace
toronto
>ethnicity
native american
>religion
a big mix of everything
>believe in god?
yeah
>believe in ayys?
yeah
>favorite hobbies?
art
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Constantine, hannibal, rick and morty, metalocalypse, venture bros, anything by kurt vonnegut
>favorite games?
idk CSGO
>favorite color?
idk i prefer certain shades
>support abortion?
yeah
>support feminism?
slutwalk, no
equal pay for the same job, yes
>believe in ghosts?
yes
>closest to death you've been?
i cant remember
>ever been in a car crash?
yeah
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
no

>>23268271

>favorite animal?
rabbit
>how often do you fap?
probably like once or twice every week or so? i try to minimize it because im kinda grossed out by sex most of the time
>shower before sex/oral?
yes no exceptions
>shower morning or evening?
both each day preferably
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yes
>if you could have one wish?
to live in a hippie commune while pursuing my art without worry
>favorite memory?
everytime i lay in the sun, stoned off my mind among the trees
>biggest regret?
all my choices lead me to be the person i am today, i learn from everything
>life goal?
self acceptance, patience, fearlessness
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
yep
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
similar interests, personal space, kindness, honesty
>favorite 4chan boards?
/y/ and /cm/
>favorite subreddits?
i dont really use reddit anymore
>favorite website?
kissmanga dot com
>favorite historical person?
idk much abt anything other than my grade 10 canadian history course sooo
>favorite topics/subjects?
ufos, spirituality, math/science
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
idk im kool right here
>are you happy with your life?
im working on it
>how long have you been on 4chan?
since i was like 13 but that was on /b/ lol
>job/school/neet?
school

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>A/S/L
26/f/cali
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Taken
>birthplace
California
>ethnicity
White as fuck
>religion
None really but lately ive been intrigued by satanism. Not red devil bullcrap...like actual satanism
>believe in god/ghosts/ayys?
I wanna say no to ghosts but ive seen some major shit thats made me question it all. And id want there to be aliens...too lonely if there werent
>favorite hobbies?
Cooking,cleaning, karaoke
>support abortion?
Fuck yes
>support feminism?
Nope fuck that. I like being treated like a snowflake. I dont want equality
>closest to death you've been?
I neglect my body heavily so lately my health is catching up to me. So...fairly often
>how often do you fap?
Like twice
>shower before sex/oral?
If i know its coming then yes
>shower morning or evening?
Evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Nah
>if you could have one wish?
To feel healthy mentally and physically
>favorite memory?
Too hard to pick one.
>biggest regret?
I dont have any regrets.
>life goal?
To not be a bum
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Just drink
>what you look for in a relationship?
Someone who accepts me for the wreck i am
>favorite historical person?
Hitler
>favorite topics/subjects?
Hm fuck i dont even know
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
My boyfriend
>are you happy with your life?
For the most part
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Since like 2011
>job/school/neet?
Subway :/
>any cool fact about yourself?
None i can think of on the spot. Im boring
>picture
Why not.
>contact info
Nah

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>gender - m
>sexual orientation - pan
>relationship status - in several
>age - 19
>location - swe
>birthplace - swe
>ethnicity - swe are u retarded or something?
>religion - none yet
>believe in god? - 666
>believe in ayys? - ayye
>favorite hobbies? - getting more fuckdolls
>favorite movies/tv/books? - asoiaf
>favorite games? - wow/league/dota
>favorite color? - blue
>support abortion? - ye
>support feminism? - ye
>believe in ghosts? - ye
>closest to death you've been? - fake suicide
>ever been in a car crash? - ye
>do you always wear a seatbelt? - no
>favorite color? - blue u sure are retarded op
>favorite animal? - fox
>how often do you fap? - just did
>shower before sex/oral? - no not autistic
>shower morning or evening? - morning and night
>do you always wash your hands after you pee? - no NOT an AUTIST
>if you could have one wish? - live forever to see everyone i love die /edgy
>favorite memory? - me making my first gf dump me
>biggest regret? - not suiciding
>life goal? - live until 100 yo
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs? - both, all of them
>what you look for in a partner/relationship? - sex w/o emotions
>favorite 4chan boards? - /b/ + /soc/
>favorite subreddits? - me_irl + hhh
>favorite website? - theonion
>favorite historical person? -
Пaвeл Бoльшaкoв
>favorite topics/subjects? - mental illness + drugs
>if you could be with one person right now, who? - mom (she's sleeping upstairs)
>are you happy with your life? - ye
>how long have you been on 4chan? - since 11 yo
>job/school/neet? - quit paint factory + selling wow gold + drugs
>any cool fact about yourself? - i got a tiny scar on my thumb
>picture - this aint no question op confirmed autist
>contact info - we meme guild twisting nether eu @wow

>>23266463
Like real estate management or what?

I slack away with Internashuunal Bsns.

>>23266504
>Trying to teach my grandpa to play Yugioh.
Aww this sounds damn adorable. How did it go?

>>23267571
More pics of your pussy please. What the fuck is it doing?

>>23267959
>idk, everyone seems to be an asshole given enough time
Heh.

>>23267968
>Become an author and write books about my travels.
Marco Polo, please.

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>>23269538
She was licking herself, I was trying to take a nice picture of her but she ended up doing that right when I clicked the button.

>>23269546
Fucking cute beast.

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>>23269627
Here's a better quality picture of her.

>>23269639
Jesus fuck, she's so cute. Fancy ass name too.

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>>23269659
I think this is one of my favorite pictures of her.

>>23269732
Aww, serious business cat. Good luck sitting down.

Although I like the one with grass more. Man, this board needs a bit more cats and a bit fewer dick threads.

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>>23269813
Haha, yeah, definitely.

>>23269828
Damn, man, she clearly needs some privacy with whatever she's doing there.

>A/S/L
22/F/EU
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Crushing on a weirdo.
>religion
Agnostic.
>believe in god/ghosts/ayys?
Nope, nope, nope.
>favorite hobbies?
Travelling, hiking, driving, going to museums. Reading. Decorating my flat. Watching science and math documentaries. Baking, cooking. Procrastinating while watching movies and netflix.
>support abortion?
Yes.
>support feminism?
Yes, but not internet feminism.
>closest to death you've been?
Internal haemorrhage. Or organ failure.
>how often do you fap?
About 2/3 times a week
>shower before sex/oral?
No, cocks that taste like soap are gross. But I usually date people who shower once/twice a day.
>shower morning or evening?
Both.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes.
>if you could have one wish?
I guess free, high quality education for everyone.
>favorite memory?
Walking up to the top of a cliff in Ireland. Sitting there. Looking at the sea.
>biggest regret?
Not seeking help for my mental problems earlier.
>life goal?
Be a good person, mostly. Being also a badass doctor and a good mother/wife would be cool.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes/Maybe once a month/nope.
>what you look for in a relationship?
I'd say I look for mutual care and support, a lot of laughs, interesting discussions, cool life experiences. And great sex, yeah.
>favorite historical person?
Oscar Wilde, I think.
>favorite topics/subjects?
I like talking about crap, mostly. But I enjoy talking about travelling, literature, science, sports, politics, ethics, movies, music or tv shows.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
No clue.
>are you happy with your life?
Sort of.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Since last year.
>job/school/neet?
Student.
>any cool fact about yourself?
When I was a kid, I used to memorize whole books because I forced my mom to read them to me, and then corrected them when she tried to skip some pages. I like prime numbers. I'm obsessed with symmetry. I can't sleep with pants.

>>23268194
This one looks interesting. Skype is warrenforrest, but it's probably way too late for you.

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>gender
female
>sexual orientation
asexual, but trying to fix it?
i guess it would be more sexual dysfunction, since i'm in a lot of pain almost all of the time.
>relationship status
single my whole life, except for a two month period of time in which the whole time i desperately thought of ways to break it off with the guy. feel horrible about it now
>age
24, getting old and busted
>location
FL
>birthplace
VA
>ethnicity
mostly irish and german
>religion
none
>believe in god?
no, i've been an atheist since i knew what religion was. first experience to it was going to a church with my aunt and all the kids were getting candy canes. when i got in line the lady told me i needed saving and wouldn't give me one because i wasn't her idea of 'good'. stuck with me, although i know that there are perfectly good religious people.
>believe in ayys?
yes, anyone that doesn't think there's a possibility of them needs to think bigger than themselves and earth.
>favorite hobbies?
sleeping, anime, manga, forensics, biochemistry, cosplay, classic lolita
>favorite movies/tv/books?
movies: lat den ratte komma in, i'm a cyborg but that's okay, blade runner, 28 days later, pan's labyrinth, sympathy for mr. vengeance,chocolate, children of men, city of god, etc. etc.
tv/books: watching lots of anime, also reading a lot of manga. just got through reading in a glass darkly by sheridan le fanu and enjoyed it a lot.

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>>23270631
>favorite games?
i have a lot, but if i had to choose it'd be ghost trick, skies of arcadia, xenogears, .hack, rogue galaxy, baten kaitos, paper mario (not 3ds, fuck that horrible game), final fantasy tactics, tactics ogre, advance wars, nocturne/digital devil saga/devil summoner, disgaea, etrian odyssey, odin sphere, grimgrimoire, mana khemia, the list goes on and on.
>favorite color?
love darker colors in general, they've always soothed me for some reason. deep purples and reds,
>support abortion?
yes, absolutely.
>support feminism?
to an extent, i absolutely hate the 'feminists' that are 14 years old and don't know what they're talking about. i hate tumblrs feminists that will turn everything you say into an attack on women. i also hate the people that claim they want equality but don't take men into consideration.
>believe in ghosts?
no, i don't believe in an after life.
>closest to death you've been?
i've been close to death a few times, once when i was a super angsty teen by trying to kill myself, another time from anaphylactic shock, another time when i accidentally took too much of a seizure medicine i was allergic to, another time because of a car crash that almost killed me (twice), and last but not least having brain surgery after one of the car crashes irritate a genetic brain disease of mine and almost paralyze me from the spinal fluid build up
>ever been in a car crash?
^ two major ones

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>>23270661
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
always, no questions asked.
>favorite color?
dusty colors, dusty pink, dusty blue, etc.
>favorite animal?
moths are gorgeous, jelly fish, boston terriers
>how often do you fap?
it's very hard for me, and i've never been able to picture someone's face while i do it. shit sucks
>shower before sex/oral?
lol what sex/oral
>shower morning or evening?
sometimes both, though normally in the morning because it helps with the body aches
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yes
i would wish for perfect health
>favorite memory?
being able to run without my knees swelling, living in alabama and finding honey suckle plants and eating licking the honey from them
>biggest regret?
not aspiring to be more when i was actually physically healthy, wasting so much time being depressed instead of trying to better myself
>life goal?
beating my illness and not letting it hold me back or at least getting it under control,getting my degree in biochem and being able to buy a house for my mom, who's also sick, and taking care of her
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
dont smoke, don't drink either since it gives me migraines. i'm in pain management so i take a lot of opiates, though. at least it's legal, though.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
personality, sense of wonder, drive to better themselves
>favorite 4chan boards?
/v/, /vg/, /adv/, sometimes /sci/, /a/, /cgl/
>favorite subreddits?
no
>favorite historical person?
nikola tesla
>favorite topics/subjects?
biology, chemistry, math, psychology
>if you could be with one person right now, who? no mal mal (grandma)
>are you happy with your life?
no but i'm working on it
>how long have you been on 4chan?
9 years
>job/school/neet?
two retail jobs, going to college for biochem forensics
>any cool fact about yourself?
i have a pretty sweet brain surgery scar that makes my skull worth a lot when i die. i collect animal skelingtons and take lessons to learn how to clean/bleach them

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>>23263985
>gender
male
>sexual orientation
straight
>relationship status
single
>age
18
>religion
Protestant Christianity
>believe in god?
hope so
>believe in ayys?
what
>favorite hobbies?
golf, motorcycle, fishing, hiking
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Godfather,Monty Python, Markus og Diana.
>favorite games?
CSGO, Rust and GTAV
>favorite color?
blue
>support abortion?
depends
>support feminism?
kinda
>closest to death you've been?
almost falling off a cliff with my motorcycle
>ever been in a car crash?
no
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>favorite animal?
dog
>shower before sex/oral?
depends
>shower morning or evening?
morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yes
>if you could have one wish?
fly
>favorite memory?
a girl telling me she likes me
>biggest regret?
rejecting said girl
>life goal?
money
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
yes yes no
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
cuteness
>favorite 4chan boards?
/int/

>>23270782
>favorite subreddits?
CSGO
>favorite historical person?
Me
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
jesus
>are you happy with your life?
kinda
>how long have you been on 4chan?
4 years
>job/school/neet?
school
>any cool fact about yourself?
I'm almost 6'6
>picture
>contact info
Olahh @ kik

ignore my gay hair and depressed eyes btw

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>gender
male
>sexual orientation
I love pussy
>relationship status
in the works
>age
21
>location
NY
>birthplace
Maine
>ethnicity
white, accepted into nigga community
>religion
nop
>believe in god/ghosts/ayys?
nop
>support abortion?
pro-choice
>support feminism?
everyone should be treated equally, so yeah
>how often do you fap?
315151515 per day
>shower before sex/oral?
yes
>shower morning or evening?
both
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yes
>if you could have one wish?
to make everyone happy/not hungry
>favorite memory?
2long4here
>biggest regret?
outside of telling my friend I'll do this when I wake up? nothing, mistakes are just learning experiences
>life goal?
start a business pertaining to computers
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Los tres
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
best frans who fuck pretty much
>favorite historical person?
Charles Babbage, and all who transcended the computer
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
someone rich
>are you happy with your life?
for sure
>how long have you been on 4chan?
08 or 09
>job/school/neet?
full time jobber
>any cool fact about yourself?
I can insult you in french, spanish, and german
>picture
>contact info
have my steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/mido420

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Non-monogamous. (One .. Main partner at the moment, a bunch of off/on casual partners)
>age
27
>location
Canada
>birthplace
Canada
>ethnicity
Caucasian
>religion
Athiest, but more reliably, I just abstain from it all.
>believe in god?
No
>believe in ayys?
What? Fonzie?
>favorite hobbies?
I pretty much want to say dating and fucking. These are my two favorite hobbies by far. Outside of that: Play games, read, watch movies, go to concerts, getting into producing some art but I am so far terrible.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Too many to list, just going to skip it.
>favorite games?
Currently playing "Life is Strange" and "Darkest Dungeon"
>favorite color?
Blacks. Reds. Dark colors.
>support abortion?
Yes.
>support feminism?
Yes.
>believe in ghosts?
No.
>closest to death you've been?
When I was a little kid and severe asthma.
>ever been in a car crash?
Not anything more serious than a fender bender.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite color?
Asked before.
>favorite animal?
Eh. Most of them. Cats maybe.
>how often do you fap?
All the fucking time. Probably 8-10 times a day.
>shower before sex/oral?
If we are particularly sweaty or dirty, sure. Otherwise, no, fuck it.
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes.
>if you could have one wish?
Probably to fix things with my former partner. But that's what comes to mind at first; more realistically I would like to have functionally unlimited funds to work with. Or at least five million in bank so I can live on interest.

>>23273236
>favorite memory?
No idea.
>biggest regret?
Really fucking hate how things went down with my former partner.
>life goal?
No fucking idea at the moment. Enjoy myself.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink, yes. Smoke, no. Drugs, yes. I tend to just smoke pot with the main partner, but I like hallucinogens.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Connection, spark, chemistry - whatever you want to call it.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/tg/ probably. /soc/ is an amusement. /b/ I haven't really touched in ages.
>favorite subreddits?
Not going to answer this one.
>favorite website?
Don't really have a favorite.
>favorite historical person?
Don't really have a favorite.
>favorite topics/subjects?
Human sexuality and interpersonal relationships. Sociology of religion.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Probably with former partner. Outside of that, my main partner.
>are you happy with your life?
Yes and no.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Loooooooooong fucking time. Hell if I know, I think I joined 4chan a year or two after it came out.
>job/school/neet?
Currently NEET.
>any cool fact about yourself?

>picture
Nope.
>contact info
Nope

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>A/S/L
18/M/WA
>sexual orientation
Str8
>ethnicity
White
>religion
None
>believe in god?
Cthulhu?
>believe in ayys?
Aye lamo
>favorite hobbies?
Fucking about with computer hardware, gaming, reading, fucking, talking.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Iron Giant/idk dont watch much/The Ashes Trilogy
>favorite games?
Arma series, Bioshock Series, other shit like that.
>favorite color?
Green
>support abortion?
Its their choice
>support feminism?
Feminism no, equality yes
>believe in ghosts?
Spoopy af
>closest to death you've been?
Almost had my head taken off by a van driving to close to the edge of a road
>ever been in a car crash?
yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>favorite color?
green
>favorite animal?
my mutt

>>23273285
>how often do you fap?
not to often anymore
>shower before sex/oral?
oral yes
>shower morning or evening?
morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
nope not always lmao
>if you could have one wish?
not be alone right now
>favorite memory?
dont have much of a memory dont really have a favorite either
>biggest regret?
fucking about in school
>life goal?
graduate college and be a welder and make a good amount
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
yes/yes/I dabble about
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
kinky shit, fun, dark humor, weird tastes but not down right creepy, etc
>favorite 4chan boards?
/b/ cuz im a fag and /soc/
>favorite subreddits?
not much of a reddit fag
>favorite website?
4chan.org ayelamo
>favorite historical person?
Oppenheimer
>favorite topics/subjects?
computers, books, music, chill stuff idk
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
this chick i have been digging recently
>are you happy with your life?
no
>how long have you been on 4chan?
longer than i should have been for my age
>job/school/neet?
alt school
>any cool fact about yourself?
idk I have nice collar bones?
>picture
sure
>contact info
ask and I might give

>>23269538
Basically yeah,it's mostly just marketing techniques.

Do you live in the Ukraine? If so what's it like atm?
what were the '7 completely different jobs' you've had?

>>23273306
ohhhh

>>23274488
yeaaah

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>gender
Female
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
19
>location
East Coast, US
>birthplace
Maryland
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Agnostic
>believe in god?
.....
>believe in ayys?
No
>favorite hobbies?
Kissing boys
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Interstellar, Inside Out
Prison Break, Dexter, Psych
>favorite games?
WoW, Sims, H1Z1, Rocket League
>favorite color?
Yellow
>support abortion?
Pro choice
>support feminism?
Could care less
>believe in ghosts?
No
>closest to death you've been?
Never had a close call
>ever been in a car crash?
3, I'm a terrible driver
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite animal?
Hippo
>how often do you fap?
Never
>shower before sex/oral?
Don't really care

>>23274754
con't
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Nope
>if you could have one wish?
To have him back lol
>favorite memory?
The day I graduated HS
>biggest regret?
My virginity
>life goal?
To be a mom
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No, no, and no
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Humor, loyalty, can hold a conversation
>favorite 4chan boards?
/soc/b/
>favorite subreddits?
Don't reddit
>favorite website?
Utube
>favorite historical person?
Don't really have one
>favorite topics/subjects?
Sociology
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Drake
>are you happy with your life?
No
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Couple years
>job/school/neet?
Retail full time, school full time
>any cool fact about yourself?
I'm tired
>picture
Previous post
>contact info
Maybe

>>23274754
lol nice one

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Photos not recent or good but all i got.

>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Bi
>relationship status
single
>age
18
>location
Brisbane, Australia
>birthplace
Casino, Australia
>ethnicity
caucasian
>religion
N/A
>believe in god?
nah
>believe in ayys?
skeptical
>favorite hobbies?
Hiking, Swimming, Reading, Brazilian jiu jitsu.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Movies: clerks 2, The time machine(original), District 9, Young guns. Books: Tarzan, The black prism, Gone series
>favorite games?
Dragons dogma, terraria, god of wars, WoW
>favorite color?
Green
>support abortion?
Yea
>support feminism?
Proper feminism, yes.
>believe in ghosts?
skeptical
>closest to death you've been?
Broke my ankle falling into someones yard, then proceeded to run through peoples back yards in a notoriously bad neighborhood. Was apparently praising allah in a country where refugees are a controversial topic.
>ever been in a car crash?
Yea
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yea
>favorite animal?
Dogs
>how often do you fap?
Pretty often
>shower before sex/oral?
Not needed, wouldn't refuse to.
>shower morning or evening?
morning.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
no
>if you could have one wish?
I would wish to have enough money to do whatever i want for the rest of my life.
>favorite memory?
dunno
>biggest regret?
pissing away my younger teen years.
>life goal?
To be happy and successful and to have a family.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
drink, smoke weed.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Loyalty, someone easy going, someone fun and adventurous, someone somewhat active
>favorite 4chan boards?
/tg/ /co/ /out/

>>23275711
cont.
>favorite subreddits?
/askreddit, /parahumans
>favorite website?
no idea.
>favorite historical person?
Hannibal Barca
>favorite topics/subjects?
History, Theoretical subjects, music, anything interesting
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
dunno
>are you happy with your life?
negatory ghost rider.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
too long
>job/school/neet?
Studying psychology at university and looking for jobs.
>any cool fact about yourself?
I've only broken one bone in my whole life and that was from the ankle incident. I am highly resistant to most form of painkillers and heal alot faster than the average person.

>contact info
Kik: HannibalTheMannibal, skype: [email protected]

>>23270133
Coolest person in thread.

>>23271465
Shut up, this thingies are good to wake up.

>>23273236
>how often do you fap?
>All the fucking time. Probably 8-10 times a day.
I am impressed, anon. How can you still enjoy it after time #5?

>>23273289
>Oppenheimer
Sexy.

>>23273306
Should be quite useful skills and of use at almost any other job too. Besides, real estate should be quite secure employment in UK, are you from the south by any chance?

As for the shit I did: Volunteering at hospital, writing for a local TV station, trying not to kill myself at retail job, trolling on the Internet while working at a book store, helping managing the place while boss was watching anime at a logistic gig, teaching how to use pc/office to old people who barely understood German, white also doing some low level network admin duties and removal service, basically moving tons of heavy shit, which was a solid gym replacement for sure and the tips from rich people were lovely.

>>23274754
>Kissing boys
EWW. Fucking disgusting.

>>23275716
>Hannibal Barca
Mein Neger.

>>23275934
Carthage shall be restored!

>>23276118
what is cartarag?

>>23278540
bump

>>23263985
>>gender
m
>>sexual orientation
straight
>>relationship status
ha
>>age
21
>>location
SC
>>birthplace
bristol CT
>>ethnicity
indiano
>>religion
lel
>>believe in god?
lel
>>believe in ayys?
yes
>>favorite hobbies?
getting raped by lord rickover
>>favorite movies/tv/books?
not really
>>favorite games?
fifa, CS, NFS, SSB
>>favorite color?
red/black/really dark blue. or metal flake yellow/gold
>>support abortion?
indifferent
>>support feminism?
actual feminism (equality)? yes
>>believe in ghosts?
no
>>closest to death you've been?
in a car that spun out in between 2 semi trucks, across 3 lanes of traffic
>>ever been in a car crash?
no
>>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yep
>>favorite animal?
cat

>>23279370
>>how often do you fap?
1x day
>>shower before sex/oral?
yep
>>shower morning or evening?
evening
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yep
>>if you could have one wish?
start over
>>favorite memory?
none
>>biggest regret?
getting a GF
>>life goal?
none
>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
yes/no/no
>>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
humor.
>>favorite 4chan boards?
/g/, /o/, /sp/, /b/
>>favorite subreddits?
>reddit
>>favorite website?
bankofamerica.com
>>favorite historical person?
?
>>favorite topics/subjects?
football, F1, tech
>>if you could be with one person right now, who?
havent met them yet
>>are you happy with your life?
not happy, not unhappy
>>how long have you been on 4chan?
5 years
>>job/school/neet?
navy nuke in training
>>any cool fact about yourself?
not really

>birthplace
NY
>ethnicity
of indian descent
>religion
no
>believe in god?
sure
>believe in ayys?
lmao
>favorite hobbies?
music,pool,streaming(recently stopped),games,hiking,tv,life,doge,did i say music already?
>favorite movies/tv/books?
short answer yes;honorable mentions(tv), sons of anarchy, vikings, mr robot, teen wolf, heroes, supernatural, south park
>favorite games?
dishonored, league of legends(fuck me), far cry 3/4, fez (lmao), the wolf among us, pokemon, dont starve
>favorite color?
gray
>support abortion?
yes
>support feminism?
equality
>believe in ghosts?
im danny phantom
>closest to death you've been?
upstate NY crossing a raging stream of water using 5 metal wires (apparently used to stop jets so they were strong), bridge was dead.
>ever been in a car crash?
nope :)
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
haha yolo
>favorite color?
i think i answered this one already
>favorite animal?
wolf, predictable
>how often do you fap?
once every other day
>shower before sex/oral?
dont matter
>shower morning or evening?
morning

>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yes, if you dont then you are nasty
>if you could have one wish?
fuck my shit up
>favorite memory?
getting chased by a cat as a kid
>biggest regret?
graduating highschool early and leaving friends
>life goal?
be a successful musician
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
no drugs, drink & smoke on occasion
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
someone with similar interests, gotta be funny, not a thot
>favorite 4chan boards?
no
>favorite subreddits?
no
>favorite website?
google.com
>favorite historical person?
anne frank
>favorite topics/subjects?
history/english/art/music
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
natalie dormer
>are you happy with your life?
cant complain
>how long have you been on 4chan?
exposed to cancer since 2012
>job/school/neet?
start IT training in a month, currently working on music/unemployed
>any cool fact about yourself?
I play bass guitar/in a band, I have a godson (is this cool?)
>picture
check my kik
>contact info
kik - thenameisdanny

forgot first bit x,x
>gender
M
>sexual orientation
str8 m8
>relationship status
singlo
>age
21
>location
GA