>No current dream guy/girl thread
These are usually pretty fun. Feel free to post contact/r8 others' desires/ridicule if you want.
Dream girl(also cool with traps and transgirls)-
Personality:
>More extroverted than I am, but not a social butterfly
>More intelligent than I am, but not pretentious about it (I'm not a complete idiot, I just have a thing for very smart women I can learn things from)
>Have their own hobbies that they're passionate about and willing to help me get into if I'm interested.
>Very no-nonsense when it comes to personality faults- They recognize their own, and mine, and are willing to put in the work to change both.
>Very affectionate and sweet, but not in public beyond hand-holding/bumping shoulders and the sort
>LOVES art- Will browse DA with me and make fun of shitty artists but not in a spiteful way.
>Enjoys soft drugs
>Has enough life experience/hardships to be down-to-earth, but also sees the bright side of the experience gained.
>Can have abstract conversations about emotions/psychology/culture (Again, I like to learn so if they're more well-versed in it than I am I consider it a good thing)
>Confident in what they do but not cocky/arrogant about it.
>Honesty is mandatory, regardless of whether or not it's honesty about positive or negative subjects.
>Cuddles to near-sleep, then rolls over our opposite ways because cuddling gets too fucking hot at night.
>Not overly-sensitive.
Physically:
>Somewhere between 5'2-5'8
>Preferably brown (+10 for biracial girls)
>White girls are okay too if they're super pale and have dark circles under their eyes.
>Has a moderate amount of scars on their face/body- I have a thing for old acne scars.
>Proportionate body. I don't care much about if they're fat/lean/fit/chubby but their body has to match.
>Short-medium natural hair (Bonus points for curly/kinky hair)
>Tattoos/piercings really go by a person-to-person basis, so I'd say I'm neutral on them.
Sexuality:
>Moderately sexual, willing to bang a couple times a week but not daily.
>Kinkier than I am.
>Enjoys anything related to oral (giving or receiving); also kissing.
>is silly, but serious when the time is needed
>rather introverted, goes out for shit like climbing, visits, etc
>cute butt
>big facial features
>takes care of hair, I don't care if it is long or short just as long as it looks presentable
>sit on ts/skype/discord with me and friends over texting
>willing to watch shows/listen to music that I like and vice versa to see if we like eachothers stuff
>not afraid to share views
Dream girl
>18-25
>5'8+ pref(I'm tall)
>thin, fit, or avg body
>dark/red hair
>not an alcoholic
>not a drug addict
>goes to school or has a job(preferably both)
>knows what she wants
>optimistic
>loyal
>clingy to a point
>loves my dog
>sub
>weeb stuff is cute
Shy is cool because I'm confident and will keep the conversation going. Long hair is a plus but not needed.
Idk what else, I don't think my list is to crazy. I've met cool chicks in these threads and they all know who they're.
Kik is swz14.
22/m/Canadia
Dream lady:
>white (the paler the better)
>long hair
>sweet face with soft features
>natural hair color
>somewhere between 5'4'' - 5'10'' in height (I'm 6'0'')
>I like many body types... to me it's really about how you carry your weight and if you like staying healthy
>not huge on traveling but wants to see Europe/Asia someday
>likes the deep wilderness/camping
>loves animals + kids
>extremely caring and nurturing almost to a fault
>submissive towards me (not just in bed) but dominant with everyone else
>really good at reading people and understanding emotions
>wants more than a few babies
Skype: derrdurr
kik: DobotRicks
I just want a cute, low-maintenance, chubby/bbw girl with gigantic tits, wide hips, a big ass, and thick thighs who's into video games and TTRPGs, and isn't a slut/camwhore.
Bonus points for ass-length hair.
I don't care about her race.
Taller than 5ft.
Any age between 20-35 is fine.
I'd prefer if she lived somewhere in the Southeast US.
Preferably a virgin.
Deal-Breakers: Extreme Piercings, Tattoos, Smoking, Drugs, Is Religious, Is a Feminist, Has Children
pic related
This is me
>28
>Live alone with a shitty cat
>Somehow manage to support myself with a shit tier job I don't hate
>Don't do drugs and only drink for the taste
>Don't feel like I fit in anywhere
>Pretty funny in a politically incorrect kinda way
>Pretty good looking
>Plays vidya, is interested in old cars and firearms
>Loves cooking
Looking for a girl that...
>is of the age of consent
>isn't into drugs and doesn't drink that much
>is or is not an autistic fuck
>plays videogames
>probably understands the whole feeling like I don't fit in anywhere kinda thing
>is more on the clingy side
Let's watch netflix and shit.
Ideal Guy
>Tallish (5'10"+)
>Bear mode
>Masculine but isn't a dick about it
>Honest, Empathetic, Romantic, Caring, etc
>Likes going to the gym, would like me going with him, and cooking him a homecooked meal afterwards
>Dominant in bed, likes that I submiss 100% of the time
>Is emotionally supportive of my graduate schooling (1st year medical). Would be there for me, etc.
>Enjoys shitposting and humor in general. Looking for someone that wants to shitpost over Skype while I'm in lab or play mobile games when I need to kill time in lab.
>Not overly sensitive, I can't date someone that takes me seriously when I'm not to be taken seriously.
>Is possessive, I have a big thing for possessiveness
>Willing and active in starting and keeping conversation. To the point where I feel like I'm not the one always doing it.
>Enjoys playing da vidya gaems. I kinda want a bf that I can come home to and play a few to relax and occasional sex in between.
>qq being a fag 5hard
Me: 24/US
Dream guy:
>22-30
>5'4"-6'4"
>thin to average
>shaggy hair
>tattoos are rad but not mandatory
>maybe smokes/drinks
>is at least open to psychedelics and weed
>educated or seeking education
>into nature and animals
>non-religious
>not obsessed with material things
>nerdy about something
>introvert
>high libido
> not really into politics or celebrity nonsense
>into tattoos/piercings on girls
>into vidya/comics/geek shit
>can deal with my bipolar disorder
>somewhat clingy and romantic
>eats a lot
>likes coffee
>head in the clouds
Sigh...
>>23129600
Everything except shaggy hair. Also 5 years younger than you. *shrug*
>>23129614
Well shit. I'm probably not your dream girl anyway
>>23129600
describe yourself
>>23129600
Me:
>24
>5'2"
>125 lbs
>short hair
>has tattoos and piercings
>biology major
>non-religious
>doesn't watch tv or cable
>loves to cook/bake
>smokes weed
>loves animals
>has major wanderlust
>reads a ton
>horror nerd
>>23129661
Oh and I'm female
>>23129664
quite ideal except that i'm not in your age range (20) /got rid of the shaggy hair forever ago
my dream guy
>23-27
>over 5'8"
>fit, average, or maybe slightly chubby
>not bald
>kind
>intelligent
>funny, or at least makes me laugh
>has a job/is in school
>passionate about his work/studies
>positive and optimistic
>vegetarian or vegan (vegan preferred)
>cares about physical fitness and health, regardless of body type
>will go out on dates with me most of the time, not just invite me over to watch movies and cuddle (although obviously there's a time for that)
>money doesn't matter, but having a bitter/pompous attitude about it does
>is a feminist/humanist
>not a racist, sexist, or moral relativist
>doesn't own a gun
>isn't in the armed forces
>has set standards for how he treats himself (can cook and clean for himself, is hygeinic), so that I can spoil him instead of take care of him
>enjoys being spoiled
>reads often and is curious, so we can learn from each other
>isn't all that interested in vidya, isn't a weeb
>dominant, but can be affectionate, romantic, and sweet
>lives nearby
if you exist, let me know
>>23129621
Well let's see
Dream Girl
>18-30
>4'11-5'6
>skinny to thick, not really a fan of chubby and above but would make some exceptions
>very pretty face is very big plus
>nice assets always a plus, but care more about butts than whore
>takes care of self
>sense of humor
>non-religious
>at least 50% tolerable personality
>not a social media whore
>I can deal with comics/anime/cartoons, really can't deal with fangirls/weeaboos
>listens to tolerable music (I can get with pretty much everything, including country)
>doesn't have to be a drug person, but would prefer if open to trying them
>at least halfway aware of what's going on in the world
>intelligent in some way or knowledgeable about like 2 or 3 things (shows passion)
>not racist
>>23129661
your perfect person sounds just like me, that's pretty neat - what's your fav horror movie?
>>23129701
>care more about butts than whore
care more about butts than boobs*
Nobody reads these anyway but here's my short story
>warm personality, caring, but also with a sense of (dark) humor
>ambitious but also realistic
>has her own thoughts, dreams and baggage that she is willing to share with me
I guess that as far as personality goes I want someone who lives for herself, but also wants someone in her life. Have interests and such, too.
Physically, whatever. I'm open to a lot of different body types and hair colors and what have you.
But this is more of a "I know it when I see it" sort of thing.
OK here's mine
>virgin, but likes sex with me once we lose.our virginity to each other
>average to above average looks
>kind
>intelligence doesn't matter unless she's genuinely retarded
>honest
>loyal
>any height 5'0 or greater, though I have a preference for taller girls
>not fat
>not into cuckolding or any polywhatever cuck shit
>inb4 I get shit for saying I want a virgin after people have posted these long ass lists
here we go again
>white
>male
>taller than me, the taller the better
>scary
>looks dead or dying most of the time
>resting bitchface
>racist
>slavic or irish accent, a thick one
>large veiny hands with skeleton fingers
>light colored eyes
>likes to touch
>drinks with me
>kinky
>heavily sarcastic, arrogant and or mean
>can handle being teased and will do so back, both verbally and physically
>will listen to my music (minimal synth, darkwave and deathrock, shoegaze, post-punk, sludge, doom, ns black metal, etc)
>>23129745
so you want a 1960s corpse?
>>23129751
yeah
>>23129757
that's... unfortunate
Her:
>over 20, under 30
>knows what she wants in life and pursues her ambition regardless what others think about it
>smarter than the average and not shy about showing it but always willing the learn more
>not clingy, possessive NEET with social skills of a rock
>has enough life experience to deal with problems, can laugh about hardships and empathize with others
>has own opinions and can express them well
>can read people, communicate non verbally but loves to talk others to death
>cocky and witty
> can deal with jokes about her, can throw them back, doesn't take herself too serious
>spontaneous, open minded, easy going
>doesn't list consuming media as hobby, and has actual hobbies
>takes cares of her body and doesn't blindly follow fashion trends
>kinky/open minded about sex doesn't let her fetish define her lifestyle
>is not actually checking this threads to find a partner
optional extra points: pale, green eyes, not a virgin, degrees/job, not monolingual pleb, idealistic, does something artsy
Me:
>kinder version of above + stubble + dick (Please don't have a dick/stubble)
>>23129778
whatever, man
>>23129697
>intelligent
>vegetarian or vegan
>not a moral relativist
>enjoys being spoiled
Well, that was relatively close sans these. Though given the gun thing, you're most likely over 5k miles away, so there goes living nearby too.
>>23129600
you sound nice. I tick most of these boxes, except am not into vidya or comics, and I like politics, but I can keep my trap shut about it. 30m skype - greg101612
Dream girl
>loyal
>likes outdoorsy stuff like stargazing, hiking and camping
>likes or at least will try watching weeb shit with me
>kind of petite and short haired
>glasses are a plus
>cutesy, cuddly and needy
>likes cooking
>not a party or ex-party girls, actually introverted
Still can't say if my ideals are realistic or not.
>>23129571
That's me, except the gym thing. I do like getting out for walks and hikes and I do work out at home a little.
>>23129727
Welp, that's me.
>>23129717
Hellraiser
>>23129794
I think I fit your description pretty well! Even most of the "extra points".
>>23129734
> I want someone who lives for herself, but also wants someone in her life
I like this a lot.
>>23129837
You sound interesting, even though you're not absolutely perfect. What's your contact info?
>>23129997
Welp.
Just wondering, how's the bipolar disorder? Never met anyone with that or schizophrenia, so not really experienced in that regard
>>23129745
Damn, this is me exactly except one!
>white
I'm pale
>male
Big cock, too
>taller than me, the taller the better
6'6
>scary
I hate ppl and it shows. Dressing the way I do and carrying a knife helps
>looks dead or dying most of the time
I'm pale, my eyes are sunken w/dark circles, my face is gaunt
>resting bitchface
Ppl say I look like I'm about to snap and murder when I'm spacing out
>racist
Yep
>slavic or irish accent, a thick one
From Ukraine, moved to England, going to move to America
>large veiny hands with skeleton fingers
Got em. Big hands, they say ;)
>light colored eyes
Pale blue/gray
>likes to touch
Loves to touch
>drinks with me
Ukrainian, so yes
>kinky
Very
>heavily sarcastic, arrogant and or mean
It's that the I'm mean, it's that everyone fucking sucks
>can handle being teased and will do so back, both verbally and physically
Doesn't bother me
>will listen to my music (minimal synth, darkwave and deathrock, shoegaze, post-punk, sludge, doom, ns black metal, etc)
Only one that doesn't fit- I listen to American pop country
>>23129997
I'm a big fan of slashers myself, like halloween or friday the 13th. I did enjoy hellraiser too though. Do you have a kik or want to msg?
>>23129877
Kik/Skype?
>>23130118
>>23130042
My Kik is creepitcuddly
>>23129852
I sorta fit that
>>23130183
Both are aromeoguy
>>23130219
>I sorta fit that
Well good to know you exist I guess, I'm sure as hell I don't fit yours.
>>23130282
Scratch that I kinda fit too.
I'm just posting half of my ideal mate chart because typing the same thing over and over is boring.
Though honestly, to put it as simply as it can get, I'm looking for is a girl who is my best friend before anything else. And yeah, I have a list of preferences and likes/dislikes, but for her to become my best friend most of those are going to be met.
>>23130020
That's surprisingly awesome ... and awesomely surprising. Which points don't apply to you?
Hit me up on Skype if you want, I am always down to getting to know cool people.
>>23130030
Well, I try to avoid absolutes after all.
Skype is "legitthrowaway", though I will be quite busy in the next two days.
>>23130109
>moved to England, going to move to America
Why in all world would you do that, Mикoлa?
18/F/USA
MALE:
>Not younger than me, my age or up to 22
>At least my height or taller
>Preferably dark hair, but I very much enjoy gingers as well, I'm a sucker for curly hair
>Probably white, most of the black dudes I know wear their pants at their knees and say nigga all the time
>Working towards their career in some way, making plans to work towards it, or at least figuring out what they want to do, not a NEET
>Someone with goals and hopes and dreams
>Wants kids and wants to get married
>Loyal, honest, respectable (doesn't have a shitty reputation that I constantly have to defend to my family)
>Not overly confident or cocky, but also doesn't talk about their flaws all the time
>Not overweight
>Maybe some tattoos and piercings
>More introverted, would enjoy just sitting and relaxing at home with me watching movies, cooking, playing vidya, playing board games, etc.
>Still enjoys the outdoors, might go camping or hiking or a picnic every now and then, maybe ride bikes around town
>Likes deep conversations or long conversations
>Not extremely into politics
>Won't go to sleep mad or hold a grudge, will talk through their feelings and let me know what they think
FEMALE:
Basically everything above in female form except
>A girl my age or up to 20
>Isn't overly butch
>Someone who can let me dominate and dominate me as well
>>23130328
Also forgot to add for female:
>Can be shorter than me, doesn't have to be my height or taller, I would actually prefer a shorter girl kek
>>23130328
How tall are you, then?
>>23130355
5ft 5in
>>23130359
Ok. Was mostly asking just for the info, I don't think I fit your description too well.
Also sweet, my ID is a Nintendo.
>Dream girl
>18-21
>5'4-5'6 pref (I'm average)
>fit, chubby or avg bod
>Dark hair
>not an alcoholic, 420 friendly is ok
>not a drug addict
>goes to school or has a job
>knows what she wants
>optimistic
>loyal
>clingy to a point, PDA is fine desu
>loves reading and/or vidya
>weeb stuff is cute
>doesn't like to go outside all the time.
>Idk what else, I don't think my list is to demanding
>Skype: Gumbased
>>23130109
yeah alright but can i still have you
>female
>race doesn't matter
>BMI of 20-22
>5'6-8 would be cool
>don't be religious
>tattoos and piercings are cool, not that preferred though
>outgoing, confident in themselves, a bit crazy
>not an emotional trainwreck
>has life together/doesn't have to depend on me to always buy shit
>can be mature when it comes time to be
>keeps living area clean/themselves too
>preferably doesn't like going outside, but doesn't mind going for walks in the woods/late at night in the city, and traveling the world,
>night owl
>intelligent/smart
>isn't bothered by drinking/smoking cigs, would prefer does themselves. can do drugs, idc, but don't throw your life away, experiment at will if you wish
>can actually take a joke/insult(about literally anything) and rebuttal back without hesitating
>blows my shit up, BUT is not clingy
>be VERY open minded
> ^ will talk about everything and not get offended by anything we talk about
>has dreams/aspirations
>gaymer, pc would be cool, not a top priority though
>artistic in any way, tho producer would be extremely cool
>if I ever lose motivation, keep me going, as I'll do the same/supportive in general
>isn't too mainstream
>has own opinions on things, arguing about shit would be cool
>isn't paranoid as fuck and thinks the world is out to get them
>have large variety of music choices
>doesn't care about marriage, it's only a piece of paper desu
>doesn't care about holidays
>>23130328
i fit everything there apart from the politics thing. Why are you not interested in politics?
>>23128297
Personality
>Tomboy
>Into athletic activities
>Strongminded
>Won't take shit
>Honest
>Takes me on hikes
>Soft-spoken and poetic in a druid-like way
Physically
>Not deformed
Sexually
>I'm open minded as long as we're monogamous
I just want a girl who accepts me and all my flaws
>>23130658
UGh this is me spot on but I really like going outside and shit and I'm also shorter than your preference
>>23129697
>le bernie 2016
>>23130734
Bernie is a poor man's Warren.
>>23130723
I should've gone more in detail with going outside.... I meant like constantly going out clubbing and shit like that. going out and exploring is cool tho
>>23130328
I fit this aside from the tattoos and piercings.
>>23130723
also, if ya have skype, email it to me. [email protected]
>>23130328
I fit this except for the tattoos, piercings;
I am black but I don't wear my pants at my knees and I don't say nigga all the time.
Dream girl:
>Reasonably introverted and smart
>Unique tastes in things
>Can cook
>Taller than me
>Blonde or red hair
>Germanic
>Racially conscious
>Wants kids
>Motherly
>Will be my housewife
>>23131414
>Germanic
>racially conscious
Lolololol gtfo stormfag
>>23129600
I'm right in the middle of the first two and meet the rest. (Well my hair is a little shaped up, but I have been wanting to grow it back out.)
>>23131562
Info?
I guess I'll just describe what I'm not getting in my current relationship
Dream Person:
>solipsistic. that doesn't mean being selfish/inconsiderate.
>likes talking about where they came from, how they fit into the world, excited about where they're going
>If you're in your quarterlife crisis at least be willing to talk about your fears. Breaking down and being completely unable to address concerns that are strong enough to ruin your mood for a few days isn't healthy. I want to be able to help, but I can't if you don't even try to help yourself
>emotionally stable. If talking/thinking things through only makes you feel worse I don't think we can be intimate with each other.
>be able to talk about death. What you want to do before you die, what kind of life you want to live, what kind of people you want to spend it with, what kinds of things you want to have accomplished. It's cool if you don't know what you want, but if that's the case then be willing to explore. If you mope around in bed all day you won't go anywhere and you'll end up hating yourself. I can't love someone like that.
>realizes that weed/alcohol isn't the problem, it's whether you let those things get in the way of having the life you want to have. You should be ok with recreational weed/alcohol/psychedelics and be able to control yourself around them.
>Don't hate yourself for decisions you made. Hate the consequences and plan around them, but don't hate yourself.
>don't hate people. Realize that everyone is trying their best to do what they think is right and what they think makes them happy. If you see an issue I have be willing to address it, and I'll do the same for you. We should use reason to decide what the best course of action is BEFORE we get incredibly emotional.
>sense of humor. Don't let life get you down.
>into the same shit I am. animation, music, philosophy, science
for guys:
>twink/trap/feminine guy
For girls:
>petite
>short hair
Me. M/25/Ireland
Dream girl:
Nerdy
Loves books
Long hair
Likes tattoos and piercings
Sexually dominant but loving
Likes going hiking or for drives
Likes video games
Affectionate
Likes wearing leggings and thongs
>>23129697
That's me except I'm not vegetarian/vegan, but I'm open to it. Could give up meat. Also, mid-range bear.
Kik is BiggestReindeer
>>23131579
Like what I'm into and stuff or contact? I don't really have any skype programs or the like.
18/f
Dream guy
>Tall (6'+)
>Easy going qt
>I don't care about what you look like, just don't be like super obese. (Bigger guys who are built are extra cute)
>Daddy in the sheets, best friend in the streets
>plz be funny because Im a sucker for silly guys
>Go on adventures and travel the world with me
>be aware of social issues
> plz cuddle with me too
kik abazaba18
>>23131651
I match. Photo?
>>23131531
Not even. Just want my children to be like me.
>>23130109
c-come back
>>23131663
Ill send it to you
>>23131724
Hornswoggletron is my kik
>>23130328
18/m/UK
I fit in almost all your parametres but one. I'm not that much of an introvert, although I would love doing the list that came just after.
No tats or piercings, neither want any.
Want to get married, but decided on kids.
I'll leave my kik here, even if it is just for some random conversation
Kik:decio_edward
I'd like someone very similar to me so I suppose I'll just list my qualities to kill two birds with one stone.
I'm 20/M/USA
Want 18-21/F/USA
>6ft (I'd prefer if you're shorter than me but doesn't matter.)
>190lbs (Chubby is fine but not obese)
>Caucasian (Caucasian, Asian or Latino is fine with me)
>Introverted
>Fairly shy
>Prefer to stay inside playing vidya/tabletop games/reading/watching movies
>No partying/drinking
>No drugs
>Don't particularly care for sex, but I'll take care of your needs.
>Want someone that I can take care of and can take care of me.
>I have an income but don't own a car.
>I think I'm decently fun to be around.
>I'd say I'm fairly smart. I'm working on making a video game.
>I can be witty. Good sense of humor.
>I'm caring and nice to people I'm close to.
>I'm a decent cook
>I draw sometimes, am decent at it.
>Organized and clean
>I can deal with emotional issues
Skype: noopmanu
>>23129697
I'm all that, a vegan, but I'm kinda a weeb.
>>23130328
I think I've got ya covered
>21/M/USA
>5'11"
>Ginger
>Whitest kid you know
>Working towards my science degree
>Very optimistic and regimented in achieving my goals
>Family is important.
>Loyal to a fault, honesty is important, I guess I'm a respectable gent
>Low key and not overly cocky or self-critical
>fit (not /fit/ which is sometimes closer to athletic, but i maintain myself)
>No piercing, will get tats in a couple of years
>Mostly introverted, more outgoing 1 on 1 vs. in groups
>Yes. Big outdoors guy and very active
>Losing track of time in a park talking about life and discussing things in depth
>Passively interested in politics
>Fuck yes. I hash it out then get over it and work to a favorable agreement.
kik: jeffter
>>23132225
What's your contact info?
Am 21 year old man.
Athletic and work-focused.
Dream girl:
>Lifts
>Eats healthy
>Gives no excuses
>Works
>If not working, then school
>Smart (no stupid people)
>Tall would be great but I don't give a fuck
>Not a tumblrina.
>Open minded
>Doesn't talk to ex boyfriends
>Not a dick
>Isn't a prude, I can't date a christian.
>Isn't a virgin
(Dick so big I gotta fuck girls who have fucked before. Not bragging, just the truth)
>Likes good bourbon/beer/wine/anything
>Has a stance on equality like Bernie Sanders in that everyone is equal and we should stop bitching about it.
>Can be a racist, sexist, asshole when we're alone.
>Has a sense of humor to go with the previous point.
>Brown hair (not super picky though)
>Determined
>Into good music of all kinds, open to metalcore
>Into tattoos/piercings
Not picky really.
>dream girl
>0-1 replies
>dream guy
>5 replies
Why post?
>>23130328
>>23129571
Just give me your Kik, I see you post all the time. I'm not gay but I fit this 10000% we are gonna see if you can turn me.
>>23129697
What's your Kik? This is me
>>23132325
To elaborate on me, for anyone who gives a shit.
>6'5"
>I lift bro
>215 lbs
>21 (duh)
>Brown "wavy" hair (like kinda curly but not)
>Green/blue eyes. It's strange
>Can grow beard, currently running stubble
>NO stache
>I swear I'm not an autist.
>22-26
>Blonde hair, 5'-5'5", fairly skinny, Slavic type of look
>Beleives in a strong family structure
>Pursues her own goals and has hobbies
>Kind towards others, not manipulative or a sociopath
>Opinionated but intelligent, free thinker
>Loyal and faithful to friends, partner, and family
>loving and wants to be loved
>higher morality
>sexual but monogamous
>>23132325
Hmm, and just how big would that dick be, then?
>>23129697
>is a feminist/humanist
>not a racist, sexist, or moral relativist
>doesn't own a gun
>isn't in the armed forces
is this bait?
>>23132511
8" long, 6" around.
Gender?
>>23132622
Male.
Personality:
>Finds SJW bullshit as ridiculous as I do
>Manages her own finances
>Lives on her own effectively
>Doesn't need to be around me 24/7
>Has ambition
Physically:
>5'8 or less
>Not a whale
>>23132642
Well I'm straight with a very niche interest in traps, sooo
>>23132695
Eeh sure, post your skype and I'll add you. I feel that whatever we talk about from here on would just be somewhat unrelated to the thread.
My dream guy:
>18-25
>tall (i'm 5"9"+)
>idc about hair and eye color but i'm a sucker for dark hair/light eyes combination
>prefferably European
>fit to slightly chubby
>broad shoulders
>maybe has tattoos or piercings
>smoker/drinker
>is into soft drugs
>has a job or goes to school
>knows what he wants from life and is willing to do anything to get it
>is a good cook or at least trying to be
>witty, sarcastic and honest
>intelligent
>talkative
>quite outgoing, but is willing to stay at home some nights and watch stupid shows and movies on the couch
>is not into anime and weeb shit
>is affectionate and caring
>is somewhat romantic
>has a hobby or something that he is passionate about
>is spontaneous
>is patient, understanding, tolerant and knows when to be serious
>is kinky
>dominant (not just in bed)
I know you don't exist...
>>23129571
Eh, we might click.
Kik is swoonywsa
>>23132695
Then you aren't straight, you stupid faggot.
>>23132839
Good point, can't argue that.
So I'm a faggot who likes being a faggot
But likes women mostly
Roger that captain knows-everyone-else-better-than-themselves.
>>23132716
how about you post yours, not a fan of handing it out here.
>>23132810
Well, aside from European and the dark hair you've got me. Not hyper-intelligent or on a one track mind, but I've got my life figured out and a strong future. I've even worked in four star kitchens.
Sorry boo.
>>23132810
Too bad I'm 26
>>23132922
Me neither, I'd rather pass on this opportunity than post mine. Does the same go for you, or is the possibility of a private trap tempting enough?
>>23132928
Awh :(
>>23132944
Ah what the hell. Contact info?
My Dream girl
> Over 6'
Society has this fucked up notion that shorties are the ideal standard in a woman, this is because men are expected to protect women, fuck that, if she gets herself into trouble she can get herself out of it.
> Won't argue with me
The worst thing possible is when you're stating your opinion and someone says, "actually", you can shut your trap right now is what you can do, I'm not suddenly going to have an epiphany over something you're saying to contradict me, all you're trying to do is undermine me, stop it.
> Doesn't watch Anime
Every woman who watches Anime likes the same old crap, your Anime and Manga levels aren't on the same as mine, if you try and talk about it with me you'll just end up embarrassing yourself.
> Speaks only American
I don't want you to have some secret gobbledigook code language you can use to insult me behind my back, in my presence you will use American and American only.
> Has no ego or self confidence issues
I hate women who strut around thinking they're beautiful and women who slug their shoulders like they're embarrassed to exist, you will never know you're beautiful until a man tells you, until then don't worry about it.
>>23132945
>>23132922
how do you both not have a throwaway?
>>23132979
Meh, I'm not on soc enough to feel that I need one.
>>23132945
As long as you're actually a trap, sure.
Like, convincing as fuck.
>>23132979
I did actually, deleted it when I was engaged.
That fell apart though.
So fuck it.
skatefreak162
The bourbon has convinced me.
>>23132959
It's okay we'll always have this moment. You'll be in my heart forever!
>>23129457
dude you should really stop using the anime pictures for this. No girl will see themselves in that thing you posted.
Find your dream girl, then post up someone less extreme and fatter. That way you broaden your horizons and more will apply.
Dream guy
>cosplays
>likes small dogs (I have one)
>likes weeby shit
>doesn't want kids
>at least 6'0 (I'm a sucker for height differences)
>will take me out to get froyo
>willing to build pillow forts with me and have hot cocoa and marshmallows
>will carry me around the house
>non-religious
>not a complete health nut (I wanna make chicken nuggets with someone)
>will do 5K's with me on occasion
> no drugs and doesn't smoke
I'm 5'1
In school and have a part time job
I'm a huge weeb and cosplayer
>>23133058
If I've never cosplayed but have always wanted to, will you help me get in shape so I can convincingly cosplay as a Joestar?
23/m/toronto
im a simple man with simple needs.
dream grill:
>at least a 7/10
>into vinyl and dadrock
>loves cars or at least respects my hobby
>quiet but not too quiet
>meh level libido (im not black sorry)
>no tattoos or serious piercings
>lets me lick da feetz
>hates clubs and going out to loud annoying places
>likes photography
BONUS:
>can cook
i'm taking applications now ladies.
>Yandere
>>23133075
I reccomend a one punch man workout
The 10k is optional
>>23133111
>tfw no batshit gf
>>23133138
I'll be whatever you want bb just give me five minutes to cut it off.
>>23133115
Oh I get it. You're just trying to enable your OTP in real life.
>>23133165
Nope, I don't even watch the series. But I do the workouts. Didn't even notice it until my friend looked at my workouts, and noticed I was doing the same workouts from the show
>>23133179
Oh, well you should watch/read it. It's a good series, and genuinely funny. I'm glad it grew so popular because I've been keeping up with it since it first started and was always trying to get people into it.
emplying men get responses
seeking:
>female
>21-26
>smart, genuine interests we can speculate and talk about beyond just entertainment and vices
>sentimental love of learning and a cultured worldview, possibly religious upbringing or views
>strong willed and passionate, can argue and fight playfully without getting mad about it
>has her own opinions in life that aren't just cookie-cutter
>somewhat conservative social views, or at least not extremely liberal ones
>does not use recreational drugs, preferably does not drink alcohol either
>not a complete homebody; somebody who does things and I can go out hiking with
>loving and direct romantically as well as sexually; not a cold person
>I personally appear dark or brown haired women of eastern european descent (poland/ukraine/serb/Jewish), but this doesn't really matter
>in canada or nearby/ okay with one of us moving
yep
>>23133017
Your id says god. I didn't notice that. You may also give me your contact info. If yoire still interested.
>>23133256
May I ask for ASL?
>>23133256
Hey that it does
Skype is placidlygoing
>>23133058
I fit this pretty well,actually. How much of a weeb are ya, 'and what's your favorite froyo flavor/topping combination?
23/m
Dream dude:
>Out of the closet.
>Fine doing things like holding my hand and other romantic stuff
>Likes going on dates.
>23 - 42ish.
>Respectful of my sexual quirks.
>Average looks/body. This is just a practicality thing. I am both of those things and have had bad experiences with people out of my league in looks and body.
>Facial hair is a major plus.
>Taller than me is also a plus.
>Hipster style without the actual hipster elitism.
>Nerd like me. I don't want to have to withhold my enthusiasm for a show, game, movie, etc.
>Some sort of creative streak.
>Intelligent and curious about the world.
>Talkative, but fine with bouts of silence from me.
>Tolerant of my lack of experience in life and adulting. I have legitimate reasons for this and I'm working on it.
>Similar sex drive. We can bang a couple times a week, but I can't do every night.
>Honest and monogamous.
>Open to exposing each other to new ideas/things.
>Not into drugs or alcohol.
>Not racist or sexist or anything like that.
>Bonus if he's compatible with my friends. Though they're frequently an intolerable group, so not a dealbreaker if he isn't.
>>23133287
I'm an avid cosplayer and figure collector
I like chocolate froyo with butterfinger, marshmallows, brownie bites, and marshmallow cream on top
Test
>>23133369
Kik?
Dream Girl
>somewhere around my age, 18-23
>likes to smoke weed
>have an outgoing personality to counteract my quietness
>intelligent, someone with an interest in sciences
>honesty, or at least straight up and isnt scared to say something if something doesn't feel right
>probably someone shorter than me <6'0
>someone with big glasses
>sub in bed
>someone who likes to chill and play vidya and preferably someone better than me at vidya, like someone who can challenge me to get better
>someone to lift with as well
>someone to chill and watch cartoons instead of partying occasionally
ITT girls that dont exist
>older than me (26-30)
>chubby/strongfat
>beards are nice if they're maintained well
>glasses and tattoos are a plus but not mandatory
>lives near me
>gentle, kind, honest, loving, loyal, respectful, thoughtful, appreciative
>clever, well read, good conversationalist, funny, interesting, goofy, nerdy
>loves animals
>similar interests/hobbies/lifestyle
>stoner
>creative, has a passion in life
>has some of his shit together
>not a shut in
>genuinely interested in me, effusive, complementary, patient
>likes bbw/feet/body hair
>passionate and thorough in bed, loves to give head
>not violent or aggressive, doesn't play power games
>enjoys my cooking
18/m
Dream Person:
>18-26(ish)
>height doesn't matter
>same with gender
>likes dank memes, shitposting, and shitty jokes
>preferably lighter skin tone (doesn't mean white)
>is active, and will support me being active
>likes nature, and animals
>can be dominant and submissive in bed
>will try to be the best person they can be
>will work on character flaws, and will be serious about them
>doesn't mind a hectic schedule
>isn't controlling, but is possessive
>doesnt afraid of anything
>extroverted
Me:
Pic related
>is laid back
>somewhat extroverted
>extremely intelligent
>is slightly a narcissist
>spends too much time online
>weeb
>likes vidya
>>23129571
Me, except I'm way2 sensitive and I'm not gay.
>>23133369
You've got quite the sweet tooth, huh?
Dream Man : Solid Snake
I'm male, 20 and Canadian
Dream Woman :
>qt
>ginger or blonde (shallow I know but every man has his favorites. Obviously it doesn't matter but it's just my favorites)
>pale
>kind of kinky
>likes wearing pretty underwear
>likes cuddling
>would be happy to spend a day cuddling in our underwear
>nerdy
>at least casually into vidya
>likes cosplay
>has good taste in music and can share her tastes with me. Likes shitty 80s pop
>likes 80s movies
>creative in some way, expressed herself
>knows how to be supportive when I need it
>supportive of my goals and aspirations
>has goals and is driven, doesn't just want to sit around
>confident in some way
>funny
>likes small little displays of love like little gifts and stuff
>romantic , likes going out
>likes to dress up
>likes to dress down in private
It's unreasonable but I'm out there
>>23133477
me except like
>into vidya
>has goals
Real talk, I just want my ex back.
>>23133057
This better?
>>23133391
Strawboobers
>>23133467
I absolutely do!
>>23133498
It said casually into vidya. :p
>>23133498
I just read yours and I'm a 6"2 icy cold looking version of Kurt Cobain's corpse into perturbator and deeply black humor style comedy who's pretty kinky
>>23133677
>>23133698
ccccccccan i talk to you
>>23133898
sure man, kik or skype whatcha got
>>23133905
mine is sardoniccharm for both kik and skype
>>23133455
contact?
>>23132416
kekandace
>>23132826
your kik is typed wrong :p, need you to correct it. Says it doesn't exist
its basically that kind of thread so w/e I guess.
>>23134327
Literally would refuse to fill this out because it has separate boxes for Christianity and Catholicism
>>23134438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceq_yXh7JGo
>>23134464
Don't ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>23131722
Abandon all hope, ye who post here...
>>23130319
To grow corn, Пpиятeль.
>>23134517
My dream guy/girl is someone who actually gives a shit about anything you say, I'll never find them :'(
>>23129394
Describe yourself you might be my dream guy
>>23134651
Probably has more to do w the fact you're a beta cuck who is looking for the female equivalency of Paul Bunyan.
>>23133058
>tfw 5'9
Would you accept me if I wear lifts?
>>23135355
Of course <3
19/f/us
Dream Guy:
>5'6" or taller
>loves cats
>loves reading
>loves art
>wants to start a shitty band with me
>reads to me
>lets me take photos of him
>likes to wander around aimlessly people watching
>listens to music a lot (good music)
>doesn't have too tight of a schedule
>is open to trying anything and everything
>dark hair and warm eyes
>not obese but not super thin, perfect cuddle size
>intelligent
>can cook (or doesn't mind eating tacos forever)
>will go with me to shows
>is a little more outgoing than I am
kik: youranongal
pic related
>>23135473
>>loves cats
>>23135473
>>loves reading
>>23135473
>>loves art
>>23135473
>>wants to start a shitty band with me
>>23135473
>>reads to me
>>23135473
>>lets me take photos of him
>>23135473
>>listens to music a lot (good music)
>>23135473
>>doesn't have too tight of a schedule
>>23135473
>>intelligent
>>23135473
>>can cook (or doesn't mind eating tacos forever)
>>23135473
>will go with me to shows
why dont you just go and date women
>>23133414
Sounds like me. Except the glasses part and me being 26. Got a kik?
>>23134241
Kik: william_newb
Skype: andkon1851
>>23135473
Do you have a kik?
>>23135784
I only have skype- see filename
also, you'll hate me~
>>23133271
18/f/Europe
>>23133282
I don't use skype that much, but i will add you. Any other social media you're using?
Me
>dark brown hair
>blue eyes
>short at 5'8
>slim/average body type
>white
>19
>natural look (no makeup or shit like that)
>somewhat thin
>living with my dad, not making much money (dad is very sick its only me and him)
>Decent looking
>Can keep up a convo, I resort to sarcasm
>Winchester/Stephens City VA
What I want
>pale/sickly/lethargic/goth girl
>long dark hair
>Around the same height but I could do with anything from 5'0 to 6'1
>dry/dark/dead pan personality
>Shy
>100% loyal and honest. I cannot budge on this one.
>Willing to indulge my simple fetishes and taste
>Likes spending a lot of time together
>Likes cuddling and kissing
>wants to put effort into me
Kik is Ormageddon.
this. is the girl i dream about
<3
>>23137134
Why aren't there any Holly threads anymore? I like this girl so much.
My dream guy: at least 6' - muscles, nice big cock. Not fussy :)
>>23137161
How big would that be?
>>23131651
6'
casual
pretty thin
ive been told im hilarious
been to syria, kenya, sweden, love traveling
cuddling is meh but i dont mind
>>23132468
m/f?
>>23136900
Not really into that kind of stuff, sorry! You could have my number but that's always sketchy here.
>>23137172
Let's say bigger than 8" :)
>>23137238
Ooh, you're greedy, aren't you? Any dream size, if you could choose whatever, plausible or not?
Me
>Brown hair and eyes
>6ft 1
>White
>Male
>21
>Aircraft Mechanic
>Skinny not full skeleton mode
>Tattoos
>I love to go on adventures, sky dive, snowboard, hike/mountain climb, photography, art, and going to every show possible
>Living in the uk for work but I move back to the us next week
Female
>18-24
>I don't care about height, hair/eye color
>Likes to spontaneously just go on trips or anything
>Not obese
>Tattoos are always a plus
>Into music and shows
>Someone I can joke around with all day
Basically someone who is just down for anything and everything while being a decent person
>>23137192
I'm male....was describing my dream female.
>>23137249
Um no - it would have to fit though :)
>outgoing but no overly social
>can talk about other things than herself
>have curly short ginger hair
>fair skin
>muscular but not overly built
>big tits with visible nipples
>like slutty dresses
>don't invade my personal space
>let me have time with other people
>have more sex drive than me
>is a problem solver
>likes laughing,almost excessively
ill bet on the personality
>>23135784
>>23128324
kik: dashfaster
>>23137276
Well, since I'm a slight bit short of all the things you're looking for, I'll just keep my fingers crossed for you! By the way, what do you look like?
>>23137302
I'm 24. I'm slim, I have small boobs and curly brown hair. I'm 5'4.
>>23137319
Sounds pretty cute!
This is me
>female
>5'7
>loner,shy,introverted,isolated etc
>plays mmos casually
Dream guy
>enjoys fantasy literature and or victorian history
>quiet, nonflirtatious
>gollum like traits
>passionate
>generally positive person and doesnt let things bring him down but doesnt really have interest in dating therefore
>would never cheat on me because they may be misanthropist
>doesnt ask for sympathy/pity
>possibly a lot older than me or at least 19-53(doesnt care for sex or hookups isnt superficial)
>bonus if they have a creative side but are not cocky about it
>are happy being alone and dont need others acceptance
>always wanting to learn
>preferably british
>wants to live in cave
>>23137337
Thanks!
>>23137363
Are you qt cause that's me.
>>23137363
What do you mean by Gollum-like traits?
I assume it's not small, nearly bald and split personality.
possibly
>>23137378
No no that's exactly what British women are into trust me.
>>23137363
Huh, interesting. I pretty much fit that except for being flirtatious when I see a good chance to be witty about it. Well, and I'm not British. I do play Lotro fairly casually as well. Creative? Eh, some painting and writing.
an evilish side, resentful possibly, facial resemblance maybe
>>23137414
Well, my front teeth are a bit crooked but otherwise I can't say our faces are that similar. I'm not ratty, so to say. And evilish and resentful, does nihilism count?
by gollum traits i mean a bit menacing, unique, possibly facial similarity; an accomplice but not manipulative. If anyone likes the description my kik is beesleigh(not to sound desperate but open to friends)
fair enough
>>23137446
Got any skype as well?
skype is deadsassywolf knock yourself out mostly used for roblox
>>23134678
Lel maybe you should just add me and we can find out!
Regardless:
>dark brown hair (extremely thick and wavy)
>light brown eyes with a little green mixed in
>about 170-180lbs and decently fit, 6'0'' tall
>studying software engineering right now, but thinking about doing some volunteer work with young kids (also planning to get an internship in my field in summer)
>used to play a lot of vidya games but now I only really play with friends
>love manga and anime
>pretty introverted and mysterious... but I've been improving that
>really affectionate and idealistic if you can inspire those feelings in me
>loyal/not a manhoe
If you wanna know more you should add me!
>>23135473
What do you play?
>>23135473
This could be me but I am not in the US
>Dream Girl
Any girl with an appreciation for good indie rock, rap, and electronic music is already a winner.
Also being cool with being the subject of my Instagram photos would be dope.
Usually when you hit certain combination of interests, they correlate with other interests and attract a certain type of person so I'm not gonna be super descriptive. I've been loving Indians lately though.
Pics are girls I'd realistically hit on.
>>23135473
>5'6" or taller
6'4"
>loves cats
I don't love all of them, but good cats are worth their weight in gold
>loves reading
And writing, most reading is articles and scientific journals but usually a book or two a month
>loves art
Specific to museums? I hope that includes symphony, opera, ballet, etc.
>wants to start a shitty band with me
Shoegaze? Post-rock? Death metal? I assume you want to sing. I've got bass and back ups.
>reads to me
I have an excellent voice and love doing the characters...hell, I'd read something for you either way
>lets me take photos of him
Good at posing, too, but not in a cheesy way
>likes to wander around aimlessly people watching
And concocting stories for the especially strange looking ones, right?
>listens to music a lot (good music)
See other answers about bands and art. I'll even introduce you to some rap if it's not a genre you enjoy.
>doesn't have too tight of a schedule
My career is fun, rewarding and flexible.
>is open to trying anything and everything
Hiking a snow mountain trail to a hot spring unspoiled by humans. That's just off the top of my head.
>dark hair and warm eyes
yes and yes
>not obese but not super thin, perfect cuddle size
WAS obese, lost a lot of weight the last 18 months. Big but built now.
>intelligent
I try, too hard sometimes, but I get by.
>can cook (or doesn't mind eating tacos forever)
Experimental in the kitchen. I got honestly very excited when I got a crock pot for Christmas.
>will go with me to shows
All kinds, but I assume this is music.
>is a little more outgoing than I am
Depends how outgoing you are, but I am.
>>23136900
What's your kik?
>>23139478
stardust981
31/M/Michigan.
Dream girl:
> Nerdy, alternative, squirrely, or otherwise quirky in appearance.
> Fine with cats.
> Meat eater.
> Petite is cute, a little extra is fine too, but not obese.
> Hair longer than several inches.
> Probably not black. I'm not racist, but my dick is.
> Likes cats.
> Listens to something other than hip-hop or current pop non-stop.
> Plays video games.
> Nerdy in general hobbies and likes.
> Average is good, but smart is better.
> Likes to cuddle and watch movies.
> Maybe drinks or smokes weed here and there.
> Very submissive in the bedroom.
> Likes degradation, roughness, and sluttyness in the bedroom.
> Likes to swallow, and be cum in.
> On birth control, or just can't have babies.
> 18-32 years old.
That's pretty much it.
This guy!! I actually got his pic from a hook-up pic on here..
>>23129483
l-o-l so k00000000000o0o0o0o0o000o0ooky lolz teh randomz
Me: 24/snowflake
Ideal guy:
Basics
>at least reasonably cute/attractive
>slim or fit build
>well-kempt facial hair or clean shaven (I'm not a fan of large beards)
>generally a decently interesting person (passionate or skilled at something)
>not a stoner, not racist or blatantly sexist
>reasonably mature, able to communicate like an adult (typing like a kid is a huge turnoff)
Personality
>shy, socially awkward
>low self-esteem
>perhaps a bit clingy, but not to the point where it's pathetic
>will try to flirt with me while I respond with cold indifference
>will stick around despite me toying with and teasing him endlessly
>not a total pushover; able to handle me making frequent jabs at him and undermining his self confidence
>interested in me, not just desperate
If you feel like you fit the profile, my Kik/Skype is nebytiye
>>23137238
I'm sadly not 8inches(close but not 8) but I'm well over 6'. Broad shoulders, muscles. Guarantee I could please you with what I got though.
Post kik if you want.
I'm 25/M/MA
kik: toastedtoaster
>I bounce between athletic and a little chub
> speak fluent Japanese, half Japanese
> own my own business
> play games casually
> love to go out and dance (I've been dancing since I was a kid)
> outdoors and concerts are awesome
> I'm a little sarcastic, making jokes all the time
> a good cook
> love animals
Dream girl:
>a little nerdy, plays some video games
> Brunette
> strong eyebrows
> prefer sexy over cute
> tall: above 5'5 (I'm either 5'10 or 5'11)
> likes to eat, not afraid to try new things
> speaking Japanese is a plus, as I'm half Japanese
> thin, athletic, or a little chubby
> I'm pretty vanilla with sex, so I don't care.
> has a sense of humor
> cooking is a plus
> must like animals
>>23135760
i do my name is coolguymagoo. ik its retarded but i made it in highschool
>>23140457
probably should have mentioned
Me:
light brown skin, I'm a black and asian mix.
Dream girl:
caucasian mostly preferred. but asian or mixed races
>>23129600
not too clingy or too introvery...
and not sure about "shaggy hair" I can go from curls to semi straight frizzy hair.
>>23128297
Skinny Asian girl that's a graphic art designer or just a designer in general, that has a sense of internet humor, and music. Games are cool, but not totally necessary.
I wish I just had a girl that would come to my emo band's shows and make my day when I come home after work and encourage me to keep going in terms of motivation for nursing school etc.
I'm too much of an art type to really care for any superficial girls any more. I just want "cute". That's what some of my close friends within the last year or so have kind of pinpointed it.
And it's not totally race specific. I just find Asian girls' eyes, lips, and hair to be so amazing, and can't be topped by most girls I ever seen.
Hispanics are beautiful too though :).
I'm glad I'm past the whole wanting scene girls thing. It's kind of funny when you realize you outgrow preferences.
What blows though is that I have had two girls ALMOST give me dates this month via a phone number and online dating, but it always fell flat.
I wish more Chinese girls would come my way like my last girlfriend in Sept :/. Being single blows when you have to work all week.
>>23132810
Close, but no cigar.
Maybe you'll give me a try.
Not European, not especially kinky, not a smoker/tattos.piercings....but everything else I fit.
>>23133058
Well, I'm half Japanese so we might get along.
We'll have to train for that 5k. Not out of shape, but never was a long distnace runner.
Also, only 5'11
It's me... Any girl to chat
Me:
>20/M/US
>Going to uni majoring in Business (Computers more specifically)
>Like vidya, stand up, generally talking and hanging out with people i dont dislike
>say funny things sometimes
>meh looking at best
>5'11"
>honest, loyal, and a hopeless romantic
>white, brown hair, brown eyes
Ideal girl:
>preferred shorter than me but taller would also be ok
>18-23
>white
>preferably no tatts or piercings besides earrings or something like that
>submissive generally
>clingy is bonus points
>not overweight or whale-tier
>not a drug person
where are you qt?
this is much easier
skype: mrfritzer
>>23132810
Hm, tall women are awesome, too bad I'm 26, not a fan of drugs and hate smoking
Me
26/m/canada
5'11, 200lbs (square kinda body)
normal looking I guess
I'd be looking for someone with a personality that's kinda
>Passionate and highly educated about cars and/or math, very interested in firearms but is a beginner at them
>Not a "nice girl", fairly pragmatic, logical person with a penchant for mostly harmless mischief and pranks
>Introverted, soft-spoken
>Inherently a little submissive, normal-looking on the outside, blending in to be left in freedom when alone
>Despite a flexible and relative moral center, deep loyalty and honesty can be earned
I'm flexible on the physical side
>Could be a woman or a guy, either way I like very short and thin. Like 5ft tall and ~90lbs
>Very feminine, dainty features preferred
>bonus if blonde or redhead, I'm not huge with brown hair
kik is Stroika44
Dream 3d waifu
>white or asian
>height below 6'1"
>anywhere from thin to muscley
>actually tries to lift
>is okay if not as serious lifter as me
>likes animes but not the episodic super long running shows or sao
>health conscious
>in school and has worked/works customer service
>kinda lazy but has fun doing things now and then
>similar work schedule
>can hang with my friend groups
>possibly played tbc/wotlk back in the day?
>vidya surprisingly unimportant though
>logical(no pseudo-feminisn required)
>laid back
>cute
This me
>6'
>white
>190 lb
>a lot of things from the dream 3d waifu section is me
>lift very regularly. Lifestyle.
>love anime
>try to keep up with the seasons
>PC vidya since I was 3. Mostly just mess around with friends now tho
>applied math major
>working delivery to make money
>brown hair/dyes
>attractive?
>laid back
No waifu no laifu. Add my kik or sc: pyrell. Just tell me you came from here
>>23130328
>Not younger than me, my age or up to 22
18yo here
>At least my height or taller
is 187cm ok?
>Preferably dark hair, but I very much enjoy gingers as well, I'm a sucker for curly hair
Does curly dark blonde hair count
>Probably white, most of the black dudes I know wear their pants at their knees and say nigga all the time
I'm a southern slav ;)
>Working towards their career in some way, making plans to work towards it, or at least figuring out what they want to do, not a NEET
High chance of being accepted in college, in high school, have long term plans.
>Someone with goals and hopes and dreams
I have them, maybe too much of them.
>Wants kids and wants to get married
me too
>Not overly confident or cocky, but also doesn't talk about their flaws all the time
The opposite of the former, but I contemplate my flaws myself without talking about them.
>Not overweight
I'm not, actually quite skinny
>Maybe some tattoos and piercings
I have none
>More introverted, would enjoy just sitting and relaxing at home with me watching movies, cooking, playing vidya, playing board games, etc.
I'm very introverted, the first to activities I like, but I'm a PC gamer and not very interested in board games.
>Still enjoys the outdoors, might go camping or hiking or a picnic every now and then, maybe ride bikes around town
Does mushroom and herb picking count?
>Likes deep conversations or long conversations
absolutely
>Not extremely into politics
Well you got me here, I've actually been intrested in becoming a politician :)
>Won't go to sleep mad or hold a grudge, will talk through their feelings and let me know what they think
As long as it's rationally resolved, yes
>>23137363
>preferably british
>gollum like traits
what the fuck is wrong with you??? Brits are subhuman
>>23128324
110% me :) Are you still around? Interested?
>>23129734
Im interested...
Dream girl
>30+
>chubby/bbw
>can cook
>either short or really long hair
>less than 6' tall
>likes being touched
I just want a chubby little milf that likes buttstuff, is that too much to ask?
Likes anime, video games and cons, but also loves to tailgate and support her team (doesn't matter what sport)
Works out ( doesn't have to just lift, can do rock climbing, yoga, etc just something that I can join in and that keeps her active, a persons body is important and should be treated as such...and I dont mean has to be a 4% body fat fitness model)
Would humor me and either try full action larping or be into going to events with me as I go pretty regularly.
Has a good job with a plan on where she wants to be in five to ten years. Or an equivalent is a job they love but understands if that means making less money to do it, to not be mad that I spend my money on things I enjoy because I work hard for mine.
Understand that I'm not a people person but the few friends I have are 8+ year friends and they are the best group of people ever so just because I don't want to meet new people, don't like being forced to interact with people I don't want to, does not make me a jerk.
Have her own friends ( quick ask your girlfriend to name 6 friends....feel free to post results)
Want to learn new things (doesn't matter what, just take up a new hobby from time to time)
>height doesn't matter as long as I can pick her up
>darker hair with light eyes
>good sense of sarcasm and dark humor
>doesn't mind dirt, gardening, and being outside
>a little artistic and enjoys books
>open to new people and isn't completely introverted
>wants to travel and hike the world
>cuddler
Myself,
>6'2
>athletic but striving for more
>a few tattoos and getting more
>drawfag and photography
>big into cooking
>garden inside and out
>can fix your car
i just want a girl that won't call me a penis. her penis.
>>23128324
>>23142150
Sure thing.
kik-dashfaster
skype-cmarchmarching
dream girl
prefacing with the fact that you should be within a year or so of my age, 18
character/personality:
>religious
>somewhat shy
>moderate to higher level of intelligence (above average)
>enjoys movies/games
>wants to be a homemaker and wifey
>enjoys preparing food and that
>wants children
>semi-passionate about whatever it is that they are doing
>honest and empathetic
>possess good inter/intrapersonal skills
>modest
>submissive
>playful and has a good sense of humour
>is aware of where they stand emotionally
>no drugs, alcohol, or partying
>down to earth
>hygenic
>can be lazy with me
>likes cats
>loyal duh
>an element of
physical attributes:
>white lol
>not skinny and not fat, everything else is cool
>likes to keep fit but not excessively
>about 6'0 or anywhere below
>no piercings or tattoos
>natural hair colour
>a cutey
knowing me, there's probably a whole bunch of important stuff I left out by accident, so add my on kik/skype/steam at pernphon
>>23129457
Sounds like me :)
>>23132810
which country are you from?
welp why not
i guess myself first?? 18/f
>5'4
>a bit chubby
>brown hair & eyes
>shy
>hate doing things by myself
>sarcastic as fuck
>physically affectionate, i just wanna cuddle and hold someones hand 24/7
>work part time but i hate it
>i act tough but in reality i'm a big gay baby
>kinda sensitive
>spend most of my time playing video games
>also enjoy drawing, animals, reading, and movies
>can be kinda clingy
>shit memory
>introvert
you maybe???? idk. 18-23/m
>white
>6' or taller, the taller the better (i'm a sucker for height differences)
>deep voice
>dark hair
>slim or medium build
>likes teasing me physically and verbally
>dominant in bed
>big veiny hands
>must play vidya with me
>would enjoy taking care of me
>no facial hair
>introvert like me, but wouldn't mind going out occasionally
>same music taste as me, mainly into metalcore
>pls no drugs, drinking is okay as long as you're not getting shit faced every night
>>23144595
Kik me @VidyaViking
>>23145132
Damn, everything but the dark hair and weight.
>>23145132
hmm how chubby?
im pretty much most of those except
>veiny hands
>metalcore music taste
>>23140772
>>23145216
ah well i plan on getting tattoos and a lip piercing in the future so probably not the best fit!
>>23145132
I fit, most specifically on the teasing, dominance, height (I'm 6'5), and deep voice. I fit everything else, though. Shoot me a message on kik at whyamievendoingthis
>>23145265
hmm i have you blocked so nah ):
25 m
>CLINGY
>has a vagina
>lazy
>has interest in, or vague knowledge of, tabletop hobbies or anime or something like that
>likes birds
Skype mr.bubbles6838, the time of no responses is upon me
>>23145317
fucking lol
>>23145411
:^)
>>23145644
add me if you want, you seem pretty cool
>>23142976
>>23132810
>18-25
20 (in a month)
>tall (i'm 5"9"+)
6'2
>idc about hair and eye color but i'm a sucker for dark hair/light eyes combination
Dark hair/blue eyes master race
>prefferably European
Norwegian
>fit to slightly chubby
ye
>broad shoulders
ye
>maybe has tattoos or piercings
Might get some tattoos, but piercings are degenerate
>smoker/drinker
smoking is degenerate, but i drink from time to time
>is into soft drugs
absolutely degenerate
>has a job or goes to school
conscripted into the military, going in 3 months
>knows what he wants from life and is willing to do anything to get it
ye
>is a good cook or at least trying to be
still learning
>witty, sarcastic and honest
yep
>intelligent
i like to think i am
>talkative
sometimes
>quite outgoing, but is willing to stay at home some nights and watch stupid shows and movies on the couch
sure
>is not into anime and weeb shit
anime/weeb shit is degenerate as fuck
>is affectionate and caring
yes
>is somewhat romantic
somewhat
>has a hobby or something that he is passionate about
yes
>is spontaneous
i suppose i am
>is patient, understanding, tolerant and knows when to be serious
define tolerant. otherwise yes
>is kinky
hell yes
>dominant (not just in bed)
yes
kik: norwegian_wood1
>>23145246
oh alright, best of luck finding your dream person then
>>23145246
>>23145804
>everything fits except 1 thing, completely physical
>oh well better luck next time
Dah fuck is wrong with you people.
>>23145818
well its not just a physical thing honestly, think about it. if i dont want tattoos and piercings and lack the metal music taste, i can imagine we're quite different people. it's not called "dream guy/girl" for nothing anon. we'll all find someone
>>23145856
I can almost guarantee you the girl you'll end up with isn't going to be your 100% dream girl.
>>23145865
of course not, i dont expect that considering its unlikely im someones dream guy. however, theres some things that its hard for two people to avoid agreeing on. It's really not something id want on a girl, and im sure she'd rather i be someone into that stuff.
That's like saying its not a big deal if someone who is extremely homophobe can be with someone whos an active gay rights supporter... that sort of thing just wont work out i dont think.
Perhaps it's a bit of an extreme example but you see what I mean hopefully.
![[035688].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZVbqfW7.jpg "[035688].jpg")
Me:
>21
>female
>5'6 and 120 lbs
>middle-eastern, living in Canada
>statistics student
>ex-NEET/shut-in
Dream guy:
>18 - 25
>5'9 or taller
>as pale as I am
>soft wavy/curly hair
>about as fit as me (I swim fairly regularly, if he was into swimming it would be a bonus)
>doesn't smoke/drink
>is currently in/ has attended university
>shy and sweet
>honest about what he wants
>enjoys cuddling and romantic fluff
>into vidya/anime of all kinds, doesn't mind my moe/loli/fujoshit and porn
>enjoys the D as much as I do, open to a three-way with another guy
Me:
>24/m/straight
>goddammit, 95% of the people who will see this post just stopped reading
>6'1, 140lbs (yeah, I plan to work on that twigginess)
>love music,hockey, making others laugh, tv/video games
>play guitar, enjoy writing music
>introverted
>In a real conversation I like to be to-the-point
>unsure of what to do in life but I want to amount to something
Seems like an unpopular move but if we're being real here I'll say some flaws:
>I don't get mad often but if you piss me off I'll hold a grudge
>motivation/productivity vary wildly day by day
>I care too much about what others think of me
>shy towards people I don't know well
Dreamgrill:
>of course be into all the stuff I am
>can sing and plays an instrument (maybe teach me to play violin/piano)
>generally fun and a bit spontaneous when we're out
>can make me smile after a rough day
>will help me work through what flaws I want to change and not push any that are just who I am
Looks are hard to specify because different features can make a woman so attractive for different reasons. That said, I seem to be attracted towards white girls from NA, Eastern Europe & the Nordic countries.
>>23146330
This sounds really interesting, Canada is huge though. Are you in Ontario?
