FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contactfagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>No one is entitled to get their request done.
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>>23013461
GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe
Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B
Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
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>>23013461
FSA Christmas BIN
http://pastebin.com/V1fC0YY1
FSA CHRISTMAS IMPROV/WRITING/PERFORMANCE CHALLENGES!
Do any or many or all of the Christmas Bin Stories or Songs
Sing other Christmas songs!
Make up new Christmas Songs
Read Christmas Stories
Read Bedtime Stories
IMPROV/SCRIPT POSSIBILITIES
It's Christmas Eve and you are horny and masturbating when Santa finds you.
Hooking up with someone you haven't seen since you were last home... (and for you incest fans, that can include family members)
Who would you enforce mistletoe rules with?
Sneaky fapping because you are back home and the house is filled with relatives...
Sneaking off to a quiet corner of the property to fuck on Christmas Day
You are molested by Santa (could be at home, store Santa, street-corner Santa...)
Sex with an elf or someone in an elf costume?
Tell us about any sexy Christmas pasts
Masturbate and HoHoHo when you come?
At dinner, sneaking under the table to blow bf/brother/brother-in-law. Bonus points for accidentally getting the wrong guy.
Trying to return a gift, you run into the return clerk who you must satisfy.
And anything else you can come up with...
>>23013461
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< NEW TO FSA?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?
First time to the thread? Unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
OR masturbate/moan for us? <everyone loves that>
OR you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
If the New Girl questions are too much for you, try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording: http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
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IX, InstigatorX, whatever else he wants to go by is not welcome on FSA. This is has been said by not only OP, but by most longrunning thread posters.
If you are a femanon, please read the following 2 pastebins before deciding on paying him attention or not. Even if you mean well, doing his requests harms the thread by giving him reason to show up.
If you are anon, try to ignore his posts, report him whenever he breaks rules and please link to this post whenever he tries to sucker a new girl with his sociopathic comments.
Fictionalized Example of how he works
http://pastebin.com/2cGT1TWD
Actual IX Quotes;
http://pastebin.com/MJSVgaHB
Dumping some holiday-oriented scripts and ideas;
Wincest - Dick Cookies and Brother's Frosting (incest, bro/sis)
http://pastebin.com/fc9JSQvs
Script - A Loli For Christmas (ageplay, daddy play, anal)
http://pastebin.com/5WZ9NJEF
Script - A Loli For Christmas (ageplay, daddy play, anal)[GWA edit]
http://pastebin.com/TQTKRtwv
>note: this has the explicit ageplay removed
Script - Gingerbread-Person 'EAT ME!' (fantasy, foot fetish?, vore?, snuff, foodplay?, raceplay?, species-play?)
http://pastebin.com/2t6sxEZF
Plus some prompts for improving;
5 Christmas-Themed Prompts (age, femdom, religious, public, incest, impreg)
http://pastebin.com/ysT3HypS
>Santa's Logistics Elf Helper
>Sunday School Teacher
>The Wrong Gift
>Mrs Claus
>Mall Santa
>>23013461
FSA BINS
==========================
SEXUAL
FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
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NONSEXUAL*
DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)
>>23008268
Glad you enjoyed it and hope you slept well!
>>23010074
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F9kVlhNOCA I fucked up.
>>23010241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RkeztkoHTm
Got the script opened in a new tab, will hold onto it. Fuck, it's cheesy.
>>23010697
Dryer-kun, plz. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AN6sq0eD1a
I did not want to sick for Christmas, but I think I picked up some of what's going around.
STAY BUMPED
>>23014120
if it's what I know others have had it's a 2-3 day thing too :/ rest up!
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also just remembered this is pretty topical;
Script - Youngling Jedi Raped by Sith
http://pastebin.com/NT3eYaNp
Did a romantic improv thing. My roomate was home so I had to be quiet, and my laptop mic is built in so the fan's a bit loud.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T97XLNFPuO
>>23013919
Fucked up but still loved it.
- Sketcher
>>23014341
I just fell in love with you wtf
>>23014388
Heh, thanks. That was my first time recording anything.
>>23014398
You should do more, that was honestly amazing.
>>23014402
Heh, alright! Got any requests?
>>23014406
maybe something from the dirty adn romantic section here>>23013911
or even just more romantic improv
>>23014406
A girl complaining about her bf always making her panties dripping wet with his naughty texts.
>>23014430
While I was waiting I did the "Snuggly Bedtime" script from FSA sweet talk.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jYw6UZCxYM
I'll do some more improv next.
I kind of want to write an extremely specific name request that is impossible for anyone to jerk off to or enjoy. Not, like, "Oh I love your cock so much, DAVE," more like "XANGOR, MASTER OF LASERS, give me your gigantic cock. I need you, XANGOR, MASTER OF LASERS, to fuck me like you did during the battle of Regulus IV."
It makes me wonder why I come here. Like, why can't I just jerk off like a normal person, the fuck.
>>23014462
hnnnnnngh you're perfect
Hey guys I decided to talk about my dream... here it is :)
Best Dream Ever
http://chirb.it/akL3MO
>>23014498
Improved marriage proposal.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yloTQXg3Di
>>23014487
Did that because it made me laugh.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vkgJSOFidz
>>23014459
I'll do this one when my roommate fucks off.
>>23014547
>tfw your joke request bumped out a real request
Thank you. I'm glad someone else felt it.
>>23014613
It had me giggling like a moron so I figured why not! I accidentally slipped into a British accent at the beginning and that made me giggle when I listened to it afterwards.
>>23014487
>Like, why can't I just jerk off like a normal person, the fuck.
http://chirb.it/ePI2kf
Zantosa establishing. I promise I'll do some actual things here in a minute, or some requests.
>>23014666
JOI would be fantastic
>>23014666
I enjoy being awesome but I would also enjoy being able to relate to people. I guess if I had to make a permanent split second decision I would pick being awesome, though. Also, this post in the dead thread was aimed at you, since I didn't want to leave the nice thing you did unacknowledged >>23012271
>>23014521
-Christie sorry forgot to say who I am
>>23014744
It's okay. I did see it, I just am lazy and haven't acknowledged your con-criticism yet.
I really am happy that you liked it.
Also, I feel dumb for not realizing it was Ms Skeletal. Yes, I definitely got an old school 60s style scifi vibe from that.
Started getting into these threads only about a week ago, and I have to say the women that post their voices here are fantastic.
New favorite threads on 4chan. My ears (and also often my penis) are loving this shit.
Thank you, wonderful ladies, thank you.
>>23014521
>http://chirb.it/akL3MO
fuck, that sounds really hot. can you talk more about your kinks? ever had a threesome?
>>23014991
stay away she mine
>>23015117
what.
https://discord.gg/0ijKp6rOCNnL3WP1
I made a discord! Feel free to join performer or fan.
>>23014521
So good.
Also, your little girl voice from your other recording is perfect. Some girls are too high-pitched and some don't get into it enough, but yours is "just right". Really hoping you do more of those.
>>23014521
That's hot! You should probably find a girl friend of yours that would be willing to play along with you.
>>23014673
I don't really know how to do JOI, so I grabbed a random script. Will do more later.
Cool Trick
http://chirb.it/zeC22y
Femdom mind control thing.
>>23014487
>XANGOR, MASTER OF LASERS
Lol, no way man this is cool af. Besides, normal is the new weird. Who wants normal erotica anymore? ;)
>>23013919
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RkeztkoHTm
Got the script opened in a new tab, will hold onto it. Fuck, it's cheesy.
grrr! 3rd times the charm, Pearl. You're fucked now! *enable Super Saiyan mode 5*
Like, freakin' wow. That improv tonight is gonna have a shitty sfx every 5 seconds lol. (It won't be up till really late btw, I gotta wrap some prez).
As far as the pauses, 5 seconds between each should be good.
Keep the 'tude, it's kinda hot. Like your voice.
>>23013780
Get a life, Ollie. VK, are you seriously supporting this fool?? Come on man, I've toned it down considerably. Ollie's not your friend, I am. You know I got your back man. I mean you've gotta admit this is beyond ridiculous at this point to put a disclaimer about me.
>4real?
It's 4chan. Let's support it and not let a GWA Reddit script kiddy boss us around. He just kisses your ass VK because he can use you to get what he wants. I on the other hand genuinely like you and got your back.
Also, this is literally all I'm going to say in the matter. I refuse to start another IX war. Just giving my two cents and I'm done. Anyways, I hope you, VK have a great Christmas and the same for all of FSA, regardless of whether you like me or not ;)
>>23014521
Request:
Imagine yourself tied face down to a table with your ass in the air, buzzing vibrator fastened to your crotch, as a hot girl tells you she is going to eat your pussy and make your pussy hers and turn you into her pussy toy.
>>23016147
lol I don't even really come to these threads but man you wreak of manipulation.
>>23016385
this
i've popped in like 5 times in the past 3 years but i get douche chills every time this dude posts
>>23014521
Actually, I have a bonus question sort of prompted by
>>23016184
With the ladies, dominant or submissive?
>>23016429
What's a douche chill feel like bro, as opposed to when you regularly douche? Do you prefer Summers Eve or the off brand?
>visit FSA 5 times in 3 years
It's amazing! I just happened to get you on your 6th visit. Lucky us.
I know it's not sexy, but requesting this little poem be read:
Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.
He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound’s the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
>>23016694
I wrote a wall of my being annoyed, but decided no one should be subjected to that without consenting.
http://pastebin.com/aSJDrRkh So here is the wall instead, IX.
>>23016962
Your flowchart needs more things.
http://pastebin.com/nZZGY65d
>>23016962
This is on point and I love it. Keep up the good work.
>>23014521
From one bi lady to a bicurious one, your enthusiasm is adorable and I wish you well on that quest girl <3
I'm putting in a vote to hear other stories of this nature from you ^___^
>>23017147
I second the motion.
Scratchpad establishing. In the interest of re-railing the thread, I'm going to post links to the scripts I've written so far. Hopefully there'll be something to inspire the performers out there.
Park Scene
[Public, handjob, suggested underage]
http://pastebin.com/XLH1ahvt
Maid of Honor
[lesbian, slight dub-con]
http://pastebin.com/UW8DaZjr
Passing the Torch
[extreme, incest, ageplay (not vocalized), molestation, anal, dub-con, implied non-con.]
http://pastebin.com/GcTXXjU5
Vicissitude
[supernatural, body-horror, pain, mind/body control, futa(?)]
http://pastebin.com/vLduvHfM
Basement Scene
[Adult/young teen, non-con, oral, coercion]
http://pastebin.com/rBBsdxVy
>>23017163
You have a very nice voice. I guess you're new? What kind of requests do you find the most fun? I'm actually burnt the fuck out on writing so I won't be giving you any, but I just want to talk about a non-derailment topic [spoiler]mission failed I guess[/spoiler]
>>23017281
Requesting you talk about the weirdest shit that you think is hot. Stuff that is physically impossible/dangerous/unethical/not actually going to happen preferred.
>>23017672
Hm. I am not sure that I have any impossible things, but like, dangerous and unethical and stuff, yea, I'll try to think of something. Improv isn't a big thing I do but I'll try!
bump for Christmas-Pip.
What did you decide on making for the Christmas dinner for your family?
>>23017687
>Improv
I didn't mean a scene/performance/scripty thing, sorry. "I wanna fuck a dragon because [reason]" will do (replacing "fuck a dragon" with whatever)
I am on phone so idk where to host it but i am feeling so hot and dizzy tonight for no reason l...i need release. People are in the room besides so i will cover my mouth and try to not be too noisy.
I imagine a dirty man molesting me from behind. Covering my mouth with his hand so i can't scream or call for help. Completely helpless as he toys with me as he pleases. His hands going on my small soft body,rubbing my nipples already erect from the cold air, grabbing my small breasts and playing with them as he begins to lick my neck just to see me desperately try to escape,squirm,twitch,...the once stubborn and arrogant student female becoming so helpless and at his mercy for the time he desires to play.
Anyone interested?
>>23014459
Filled this request.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jgStzYAyzb
>>23016897
Here you go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02lFAPaqi9P
Could a kind performer do a gentle femdom audo (gentle as in not mean, still painful physically)? Thank you if you do.
>>23016962
>>23017058
Hey, Merry Christmas guys! And too the girl, sorry I ran you off. Err.
Well not technically because even though you said I made you stop coming here...here you are!
Also, nice flowchart! Really captured my winky faces too. You can definitely tell some energy was put into it!
;)
>>23016962
Oh, and hi, Widget ;)
>>23017870
<333 Such a gentle voice was perfect for this poem, thank you so much~
I feel bad about the guilty boners from ageplay daddy daughter audios on here. Could a femanon please make an improve consoling me about it?
>>23018848
No problem anon! Glad you liked it.
>>23017851
>>23017851
Original requester here.
That was awesome!
Loved it! :-D
http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
i enjoyed these cock ones
is there more cock anywhere?
i can find?
>>23018971
Thank you anon!
>>23014406
>>23014462
cute voice. it would be amazing to hear some vocal smut. are there any kinks that you are fond of?
maybe you could do a cock worship script?
http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
>>23014521
>http://chirb.it/akL3MO
holy shit, something about your little short nervous laughs aer so HNNGN
IX here. Since the year is coming to a close I figured it was time for a confessional. The truth. And while most of you wont care and won't even bother reading, those of you that hate me will get some satisfaction from this I suppose. So atleast I'm making someone happy. Also, you'll hold this over my head in the future, and that's ok too. And please don't feel sorry for me, that's not the point of this post. I just feel like you people are the only ones I can be honest with. God knows I can't tell my wife or my friend. And if this gets deleted that's ok too janitor.
The truth is that I have 1 friend IRL. Yup. Gee, imagine that right? He's my best friend, and we could pass for twins, except he has a soul and I don't. My other "friends" are not really, they are just gym rats like me. We greet each other in the gym in the morning and that's it. We're friendly but not true friends, ya know? It's like those guys I work with. We just work together and then go home.
I only get paid $113k salary a year. That's it. I'm not upper middle class like I made out to be and clearly middle class.
Hmm what else...Yes I cheated on my wife and no, totally not proud of it. I have an addiction to women (which includes porn and audios). And I can't stop. Everyone makes fun of Tiger Woods and Charley Sheen (I'm like them, without the money and hiv).
Oh yes, I have never been formally diagnosed but I'm more than likely bi-polar and have mild social anxiety. I also admit I'm Narcissistic and here's something else that I can't even diagnose myself, maybe someone can: I get super depressed when I'm not having sex with a stranger. Like, I feel that I have to constantly cheat to prove my self worth. If I'm not hitting on women (here and IRL), then I get depressed, like severely depressed. So bad it eats me alive and I feel like I'm going to die. I feel like everyone is having sex but me. And yes, I know I'm married.
>>23019122
IRL I'm not the asshole I portray here in FSA. I realize my comments cause reactions, and then I react. Well, IRL I actually am kinda an asshole since we are being honest. My wife even jokingly, yet seriously said "no one really likes you". Even she doesn't . So I guess my life really does mirror FSA.
IRL I hate people, but wear a mask of friendliness on the outside to blend in.
I would kill someone gladly if the right situation presented itself.
Anyways, sorry to post this stuff here. It's the truth and sorry for making you female performers angry or creeped out. And Widget you do really have a beautiful voice. I wasn't trying to be creepy when I said that and I'm sorry I ran you off. And I'll cut back on the winky faces for you.
And that's all I have left to say. *crickets chirping * right?
>>23019020
Light dominance fetish, being ordered around and spanked, not much harder than that, minor degradation too. I'll look over these and pick one out.
>>23019166
hot! you might also like the fem sub pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
>>23019158
There's no shame at all in getting some help, IX. You wouldn't want to end up with HIV, right?
>>23019182
oh yeah, I'll check that out too, later. I did the first cock-worship script, and my audio was a bit quieter than I would've liked, but here it is anyway.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ElJ209YAF
>>23016694
There you go again, man. You give a bad vibe, like a serial killer or something--some sort of sociopath.
>>23016147
>>23019158
>Also, this is literally all I'm going to say in the matter
well, that lasted, didn't it
>>23016962
>http://pastebin.com/nZZGY65d
kek'd
>>23019184
Thanks! No of course not lol. You want honesty? Here's my pathetic life in a day: wake up, gym. Go to work. Check FSA. Hit on anything with tits and an ass (get rejected 99.5% of the time because it's obvious I'm desperate and out for the fastest sex possible.) End up with the usual skanky ho. Oh yeah she's hot but she also got cream pied from 5 black guys in an orgy last night. She's nothing to be proud of, I.E.-a respectable decent woman. Then I feel like a real big man for about a week then it's right back to depression until my next "trophy" fuck.
I'm literally addicted to women. And yeah, guys will be like "and that's a bad thing how...?" Because man. You get to the dark place I'm at and its like you have to do kinkier and darker shit just to get off. I honestly feel it's hopeless. How can I stop and give up PUSSY?? Is that what I'm even supposed to do??
The Christmas Slut
By Sketcher
When you said there wouldn't be a Christmas Fairy due to me being naughty, I didn't realize you'd make me the Christmas Slut and impale me on the fucking tree.
The dildo atop the tree completely stuffs me...and pumps slowly up and down...oh god...fuck...you dressed me as the sluttiest fairy ever...tiny skirt, white stockings, corset with tits exposed, and dear lord you added a vibe on my clit, you bastard.
All I can do is groan into my ball-gag and helplessly drip my cunt juice onto the tree; the lights illuminate my juices as they trickle down. I'm a drooling filthy mess in your Christmas show.
You tell me I'm the Christmas gift that keeps on...oooh fuuck...giving... my pussy and clit...fuuck...that I'm the fucking fucked up Christmas slut!
And...I so am.
>>23019122
>I have an addiction to women
>Proceeds to use steroids, analogs of testosterone
>>23019227
This is exactly why everyone calls you out constantly and sabotages your attempts to trick new girls into interacting with you.
I don't say that to try to one up you or to be a big man on the internet, I just want to tell you this now while you're being sincere.
>>23019227
>How can I stop and give up PUSSY??
Choose to stop.
Don't stop because you're supposed to,
don't stop because someone says it's the right thing,
choose to stop.
Everyone can make a choice. You'll fail sometimes, but you can choose what you do.
And that's all I've got to say about that.
>>23019214
Nah man, definitely not a serial killer, wow. I guess when I said I'd gladly kill someone I can see what you're saying. Should of read in self-defense or a rage type situation. Surely you've heard of fight or flight, I'm always the "fight" part. The twisted part...I enjoy making people pissed off and I feed of their anger somehow. Dood, I know I'm fucked up.
Like, a good example. This guy was speeding towards me on the road. I flipped him off as I cut him off, on purpose, because I'm billy bad ass, right? (Of course I'm not). I then pull into the store and park. Of course he got pissed. He actually stops, puts his truck in reverse and pulls right up next to me. We both jump out and get in each other's faces. When he sees how big I am he calms down really quick. I force him to apologize to me, even though I instigated the whole fucking thing.
Obviously this aggressive mentality I have is not right. I look forward to starting shit and am not afraid when a guy, who could've had a gun or who knows what pulls right up to me. Looking back on it, was stupid but I do it all the time. I don't like being stared at either, and gave walked up to people staring at me and tried to get into a fight with them. So what do you call that? As in diagnoses?
>>23019227
On the off chance that this isn't just next level trolling, get actual fucking guidance from an actual medical professional who is accredited and uses science and stuff. Your posts all reek of "people are nothing but a game to me puppetmaster lol" but you admit that neither you nor other people actually like this, so obviously it's a problem. Like, I get why you would have trouble going cold turkey on the one thing that makes you feel passable, so obviously you aren't dumb for ignoring calls to "just stahp :C," but this is why actual science exists. Fucking pro tips:
>be quick to cut things off and find someone new if you're getting nothing but meme garbage
>seriously get off the internet it's awful
However, given your behavior, I'm calling next level trolling and "ha ha you all fell for it" in a day or so.
>>23019256
I know. The truth hurts but it's needed. I honestly am not trying to trick them I just want to be liked. I enjoy positive attention. Like when Zantosa said I made her blush that time, man, I felt like a king. It was nice to have this amazing sounding woman telling me something like that. It was empowering. That's how desperate I am for the attention of women.
>>23016147
I do support this, for the protection of our girls which >>23019122
gives more credence to
But I support>>23019184
more. Get help, man. You've got enough income to afford some therapy.
>>23019240
Sketcher, is it okay for me to include this excellent xmas morsel (and the prior one) in our Christmas bin?
>>23019366
Sketcher here. Yeah all in favour of that especially so as I don't have access to my pastebin at present.
>>23019359
Thanks for the faith in me, yes I'm coming clean.
Here's some more truth and part of my problem: I was once in a very powerful government position, ok. I took advantage of women and they used me as a stepping stool to get where they wanted. Ever heard of people will do anything for money? BS. People will do anything for POWER and STATUS. I was more of the status side of it. Anyways, what that meant is I could have sex at a minimum once a month with a new, strange and hot girl that I met through work. My job gave me women, period. It was also the first time I cheated on my wife. They came to me. Now I don't have that. I have to go out and work for it. I have to go to them. Now, it's like every three months if that. And it's fucking killing me. And yes I know I'm pathetic and a horrible excuse for a human being.
>>23019366
Appreciate it. You don't have to "protect our girls" lol. Like I said I'm addicted and desperate. I obviously need a new way of doing things because only new girls do my audios. Older girls won't touch me with a thousand foot pole save Harley. So yes, I agree I need to stop being aggressive on here. It gets me nowhere. It's just you piss me off and I go into that fight mode and get angry. You gotta admit you were out to get me.
I don't know, the kinky stuff turns me on, and IRL girls get creeped out when I ask them to call me Daddy during sex.
Ruby Gloom establishing
My chirbit is: chirbit.com/Rubygloom
I don't currently have any hard limits on scripts. However at the moment my voice sounds pathetic as fuck. So you might only want me for SFW recordings.
>>23019326
I will be talking to you when I get home Mister
>>23019463
I don't currently have a script but I know we'd all appreciate it if you could do some age or incest stuff.
>>23019463
Hey Ruby, since you're not a hard-limits person, maybe you'd like to take a look at my scripts and see if any catch your fancy? >>23017247
Folks around here don't seem to be too keen to record them, for the most part. Thanks for looking!
>>23019463
>I will be talking to you when I get home Mister
Thanks Ruby but I'm gonna chill for awhile. I wish you the best. I'm in a weird place right now ;) I really do appreciate it tho. Maybe some other time. Sorry
wow thank you all so much :) I'll work on those requests soon
-Christie
>>23019197
yesssssssssss, thanks <3
you're good at this
>>23019558
Heh, thanks. This is the first thread I've ever posted in.
>>23019417
Just stop using the winky face lad
t. some girl I talked to
>>23019582
you should make an alias! I would love to hear more from you.
I'm out.
Christmas Eve now, so be braced for lots of sweet talk requests and drunk performers, if we're lucky
STAY BUMPED
>>23019985
Thank you, I'm flattered. How do those work, exactly? I'm new and I couldn't find them in the FAQ.
>>23020223
You can pick a name, a word, anything that isn't related to other stuff you do that someone could find you with.
If you're stumped, it could be related to things in your current ID, if you see anything.
>>23020269
Oh. Okay. Then what do I do with the name? Sorry for asking questions, by the way, I just have never even been in these threads, let alone posted in them.
>>23020283
Carve it into your thigh.
>>23020283
Oh, no, you're fine!
Most people will post in each thread they're present in saying "<name> establishing!"
Or sign posts in the thread like:
vocaroo/chirbit/etc link
-Name
If you sign up with chirbit you'll probably make your user account name the name you pick here.
/r/ing fox girl draining my 'mana'
>>23020740
Seconding
Have some screetchy singing!
"I Know You" - Skylar Grey
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LlKzgEgzBI
Srry for screetchiness.
Merry Christmas!!!!! <33
-Eve
>>23017851
That's hot. Nothing to outlandish, just a young lady getting excited :3
>>23020223
>http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
Line 48
CHOOSING A VOCAROO NAME
It shouldn't be your initials, any form of your real name, or any name you use on another site. It shouldn't be something that could be recognized by anybody as pertaining to you IRL. You really don't want anyone to connect anything you do here to you IRL. People can object to this kind of work and be shitty. So, don't use your high school or college team names if they are really from your schools. If you're a king-hell bitch in IRL, call yourself Grace or Felicity. If you're a sweet girl IRL, call yourself something fierce. If your real name is Italian, use something from another country in another continent and otherwise think outside the box. You could also just let your last captcha choose it.
Trolls and stalkers rely on bits of information. If they can get one or two pieces of information; your home state, a jobsite--anything, really, they can add more and more until you end up doxxed, with all your info posted. You don't want that, believe me.
Requesting a sissy/feminization JOI. Getting dressed up, and being humiliated. I love being told I am pretty, and make a much better girl than a boy.
>>23017672
Are you still around?
I got busy yesterday and didn't record anything but I am going to soon but I thought about it and in the recesses of my thoughts there are some pretty weird things that actually are not probably anyone's fetish, or at least yours.
Can you give me some sort of direction, some field of interest you might have?
Unless this isn't for sexual purposes, in which case I can proceed with any topic, I imagine.
>>23023208
Still here.
>and in the recesses of my thoughts there are some pretty weird things that actually are not probably anyone's fetish
This is exactly what I wanted. I'm sure that effectively none of what you say will specifically be my thing, but I enjoy hearing about weird stuff.
>>23023240
I have recorded this a lot of times now. It's like 5 minutes, I tried to not drag it out so much! Boy, do I have a treat for you if you like unnecessary pauses.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wJNKVTzpka
>>23022231
I saw that I just didn't understand how to use it, but I got it figured out now, thanks.
>>23023425
Thanks for doing that, it was fun to listen to. There's this therapy meme garbage idea that I forget the name of, I think it's something like "difficulty hill" or "anxiety hill," which is the idea that doing something mentally difficult gets gradually harder, but if you keep going eventually you hit a point where it gets easier. Watching you go through that process was fun. Also, did not expect the penis, but this is why I asked for you to go all out here.
>>23023677
Ah, I've never heard of that!
I just stuck the worst in the middle so that I didn't have to open with it but also didn't have to close on it.
When I talk about things rather than read scripts or something, I organize by topic in notepad first because I could probably win an international award concerning rambling.
>>23023425
>>23023692
10/10 voice, and fun shit to listen to. Thanks :3
Questions for new girls!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JqTU0Z45vh
-Little Wife
Some extra Christmassy prompts for stories or improvs that i found
Hi! Let’s see if I can help.
Someone captures a fairy to put it on top of the tree.
A human is stuck in Faerie for Christmas.
Someone captures a fairy in hopes of using its magic in order to fulfill their own Christmas wishes.
Fairies offer their assistance as Christmas lights.
A child wants a fairy for Christmas.
A child makes a dangerous Christmas wish and the fairies overhear it and fulfill it.
The new fashionable and expensive Christmas ornaments are made of fairy hair and, worse yet, fairy wings.
A fairy wants to take over Santa’s duties.
Someone finds a fairy in their stocking.
A fairy decides to make someone’s Christmas special.
>>23024241
Your character has an awkward conversation with a Christmas elf.
Guess who left their Christmas shopping for Christmas Eve? Your character!
Your character is determined to prepare the whole Christmas dinner themselves this year. They’ve never cooked before.
Your character receives a strange and unexpected present.
“I told you a fake tree and real candles were a bad combination.”
>>23024241
Christmas in faerie.
I will try that when I get home. I love anything related to the fae.
I really want to do that brother and sister baking one before it's not christmas anymore, too.
-Zantosa
>>23014341
This makes the bottom of my world drop.
>>23024327
Heh, I can't tell if that's a good thing or not. Thank you? Maybe?
>>23024315
Oh goodie! I haven't been on Tumblr in ages, so I was real late with these. Glad to see they pique your interest!
Let's pretend we have this (pic related) instead of....what we have.
>>23024380
And light one of these (pic related)
>>23024366
It's a good thing, trust me. Thanks for making me a little bit warmer in this formidably cold winter night.
>>23024406
No problem. Merry Christmas Eve.
>>23024389
And here's a little naughty Xmas comic that might be a fun read.
>And I really like these holiday Captchas
>>23024425
>>23024427
>>23024430
>>23024433
>>23024241
And...even more
Christmas AUs
“I found you crying on the floor tangled in a bunch of Christmas lights so now I’m desperately trying to get you out but you’re not helping me at all you’re just sitting there complaining and sobbing omg”
“MY FAMILY ALWAYS HAS THE BIGGEST TREE WE’VE BEEN PICKING OUT THE BIGGEST TREE SINCE X YEAR AND IF YOU DON’T HELP ME LUG THIS THING BACK TO THE CAR I SWEAR WE’RE BREAKING UP”
“We both hate Christmas. We’re not doing Christmas. I refuse to do Christmas. We’re having sex all day instead. Deal? Deal.”
“Our first kiss was under the mistletoe at a party but somehow we managed to never exchange names and then we couldn’t find each other again for a whole two months afterwards because it turns out you were a gatecrasher as well and no one at the party knew either of us”
“You hit me so hard with a snowball that you had to take me to the ER but it turns out that I’m actually extremely attracted to you and can’t help but forgive you so like? Maybe wanna get coffee after? You owe me that much”
“I have a giant extended family and you barely have any family at all and this whole Christmas routine is getting tiresome for me but I can tell that you’re really enjoying yourself because it’s something you never got to do and watching you interact with my ancient relatives is fucking adorable”
>>23024461
You can just insert "And I'm going to fuck you" to the end and then <insert sex scene>
And this is my wish for everybody. Happy Christmas, FSA!
>>23024610
I honestly don't know what you think you've achieved. I had decided to give you another chance, and now that chance is finished. If anything, I feel really good knowing you're the cunt we always thought you were. Probably the best gift I'm going to get all christmas, and you've given one to each of us.
weird thread is weird
>>23024610
>>23024624
Can we have at least THIS WIERD NIGHT be about naughty Christmas and not about our resident evil?
>>23024610
>Oh and Widget
"Make fun of with an incredibly silly insult from middle school."
Thank you for following the chart.
Do you feel embarrassed about what you said yesterday? Don't, it's okay, no one could think less of you.
>>23024610
Guys...remember soc's rule 10 is "Be respectful to each other."
The report function exists for a reason. All I want for Christmas is IX to finally be globally banned.
Constantly breaking rule 10, frequently breaking rules 6 and 8. When he fucks up, report him, it's that simple.
>attempt to report post
>no longer exists
This is nice
>>23023765
Hi there LW. Thanks for the post. Sorry that you seem to have been lost in the thread drama. But welcome, and we hope you post more. And Merry Christmas too.
>>23024963
Thank you.
>>23024425
>>23024427
>>23024430
>>23024433
>>23024437
I cant find anything else by this guy on any site because there's no name to search by
>>23025139
That's Jab. Real easy to find his shit. It used to be spammed on newsgroups back in the dark ages. He has a site and everything.
>>23025146
I have to go to newgrounds to find "jab"s porn?
He doesnt show up at exhentai under any name and neither sankaku
tell me what you use to browse him
>>23025170
sorry and yeah i am
i dont know where to find the western shit i usually find it on exhentai tho
thank you
>>23025174
Yeah, I posted the wrong link
http://www.jabcomix.com/
>>23025179
you want me to pay for it..
>>23025187
No, Timmy. HE wants you to pay. I sure don't
Like I said. I used to browse newsgroups. Never paid for anything there and saw all of AyPapi Also look on /aco/ where I found that xmas story. But torrents are out there.
>>23025162
Do a search for "8muses" comix.
Merry Christmas everyone! ;)
This especially goes out to Ollie, Widget and Mittens. Have a REALLY merry Christmas!
I love all of you! ;)
Also my New Years resolution is to be really nice and prevent thread derailing!
Have a great one guys.
;)
>>23025227
I still have a screenshot of that last post you made and then deleted.
Merry Christmas to all the performers! These threads are always a delight after a long day.
>>23025227
One of these days you and me are going to have a walking into churches and not bursting into flames contest.
I'm officially drunk and I recorded this in public.
Anyone want anything that doesn't involve sound effects/orgasm?
>>23024425
http://chirb.it/vOzq1p
>>23024537
http://chirb.it/vDbrtv
>>23019240
>>23025613
I'm a lying bitch.
I dropped
http://chirb.it/ac4q1c
>>23024537
IT's this one.
>>23025613
>http://chirb.it/ac4q1c
You're still damn cute when your Punk in Drublic
>>23025711
...Yeah. I'm adorable.
Don't tell anyone.
it's only because I adore all of you fine people.
any really sexy music on spotify??
>>23025753
do they have "Yes, Boss" by...um....Hess, I think?
>>23025613
>burning church
And when that day comes I'll naturally say like the true gentleman I am, "ladies first". ;)
And there you go with that angelic voice again. Thats something special right there Zan. Magical.
>also, I like you drunk.
I gottagotabed
STAY BUMPED!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Night Elves! Report for duty!
>>23026056
>I'm game
>for elune
>I pretty much only played orcs sorry
Would anyone be kind enough to record this?
Harley here!
Just wanted to wish everyone a murray-happy-whatever-the-fuck-you-believe-in! <3 miss you.
>>23023765
You sound like a very sensible girl and has plenty going for herself.
That's very sexy to me.
(quoted the wrong post, damnit)
>>23027509
Heh, thank you.
>>23017705
I was/am in charge of dessert, yesterday was frozen grapes with chocolate ganache and today was supposed to be lemon meringue pie but I fucked up :(((
I have only once made meringue successfully, so I should have known. I kind of saved it by shaping the shortbread into stars, back into the oven caramelising the lemon curd and putting candied pecans on top. Serving it with ice cream and limoncello, yummm.
Tomorrow's tiramisu which I hope to not fuck up, y'know.
I hope you are all having a merrrry christmas <3
cheers from poodle pip
>>23027724
I would anything made by you Pippins, I even had to google half the ingredients you mentioned.
Besides, perfect Chrismas meals/desserts make for lousy dinner conversation.
I have faith in your Tiramisu, remember to have fun making it :)
I had a lousy Christmas by the way, but that was to be expected. Well uni starts again in about a week to distract me again from my worries.
>>23027743
>>23027724
Tiramisu is fucking amazing, and you probably can't fuck it up.
Good luck, Pip! Someone should be eating that today.
>>23027724
Excellent recovery, Pip! That's something they should teach in cooking school: how to make do with what you have when disaster strikes. Happy Christmas!
Afternoon FSA. Stray here with a quiet Christmas fap to amuse.
http://chirb.it/ecczGe
>>23028219
Thanks for the present! Just what I wanted!
New Year’s Eve Script/Improv Ideas
Your character has to decide which NYE party to go to.
Your character is cursed and only a NYE kiss will save them.
Your character interviews people about their resolutions.
Your character’s neighbor is persuaded the world is going to end at midnight.
Your character works/volunteers at an animal shelter and they try to figure out how to make NYE as safe for the animals as possible.
Your character decides to change their life after midnight.
When the midnight strikes, the character finds themselves far in the future…
…or the past.
Your character sneaks out of their home to go see fireworks rather than spend NYE with their family.
Your character goes on a flight around the world to celebrate NYE.
Describe the NYE celebration on a space ship.
Your character decides to sleep through the midnight.
Your character witnesses something strange at midnight.
Your character is spending a NYE party trying to come up with resolutions.
A fortuneteller tells your character they’ll meet their true love at midnight on NYE
>>23025763
thats good
any more hot obedient music?
>>23028476
There's this YouTube channel that I haven't sampled. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLd8bi5enIqa3xui4G04tO_6D4XOjcMX9L
There's Britney's 'Slave 4 U" which isn't as good as Christina Aguilera's "Genie in a Bottle" Rihanna did something good with "Rude Boy"
>>23028476
I don't do Spotify but there is a list called "Songs to Whip Your Lover To"
>>23028476
https://soundcloud.com/permanentrecords/gray-bunnies-he-hit-me-and-it-felt-like-a-kiss
>>23027743
I'unno man I've made some crappy food. I hope the rest of your holidays are better <3
>>23027943
I made runny tiramisu once, haha. Still tasty though so we'll be fine!
>>23028108
disaster cooking is my specialty ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ! Merry christmas to you!
>>23028219
That was really nice :3
FSA needs more schlik sessions in my opinion.
>>23028987
I don't know girl, I have some reports to write but that's about it.
My thesis application got turned down as well.
>no friends, girlfriend or other contacts
>>23023425
This was really hot to hear, and I think we'd get along well if that's not creepy.
You talked about some kinds of incest turning you on, which kinds?
>>23028219
Goddamn that was hot. You sound like you might enjoy being tied up and orgasm/tortured with vibrators.
>>23028394
http://chirb.it/Ddyq0D
>>23029584
>http://chirb.it/Ddyq0D
I think it's more about all the animal hit or killed by drunk drivers, maybe? Though those Baal worshipers tend to go overboard whatever the holiday.
>>23029022
It's not creepy!
Mostly father/daughter and older brother/younger sister.
>>23029605
Oh! I thought it was the animals in the shelter specifically.
>>23029649
We have some really ethical shelters in my valley, but it's no place I would ever want to work. They have choices to make that I could never make. But there is rarely enough funding or donations and never enough to board animals indefinitely
>>23029625
...this isn't fair because those are pretty much the ones I enjoy most as well. Along with the various consensual Non-con you kinda stated near the end.
I'd love to hear any fantasies you had on either of those, or maybe something off the cuff involving an 'older brother'!
>>23029749
Uh, I can't record anything for a few hours at least, but https://www.chirbit.com/widget
>>23029813
It's fine! You really do interest me beyond the voice though ;3 And looking through what you've done, that whole "female pretending to be male pretending to be female' intrigues me.
Are you in a relationship now? I'd be surprised if you weren't. Oh, and please feel free to stop me if I get too personal.
>>23029909
Uh, I sort of am? Idk. The female-pretending-to-be-male-pretending-to-be-female thing was pretty bad on my part.
>>23029938
Eh, I didn't think it was too bad.
Your significant other share any of your kinks/fantasies?
>>23029951
He's into SM stuff too, and I think he has a bimbo thing I'd like to explore. What about you? @-@
>>23029746
This is like the time I went on that charity kickstarter and wanted to give all my savings to dogs that needed surgery, only my savings are tapped out and I'm mildly intoxicated.
>>23029981
MM, sadly without anyone myself right now. Kinda why I hang around /soc/ at the moment. Granted, I'm not in the best place to find people, it seems.
>>23030008
Ah, I meant more like, what are you into?
>>23030008
The board claims we are about cams and meetups, but FSA is only here because thepace suits us, and it really should say, "cams, meetups and audio."
>>23030008
Ah. Well, the incest as we went over, specifically I strongly consider myself a type of daddy dom. Light to medium bondage, some light humiliation...I like orgasm torture, public teasing, some pet play here and there, and some of the more basic things.
>>23030036
was supposed to quote >>23030021
>>23030036
Ah, I see!
>>23030050
Yep. That's what I'm into in a nutshell outside of hobbies. Hobbies where being a druggy would be cheaper >.>
>>23030066
Oh..!
>>23030080
Yeah. Being a nerd is not cheap. Especially when your hobbies include woodworking (if you had the space), video games, and board games.
>>23030035
I agree, maybe the Janny can pass that along to the higher-ups. Unless your the Janny. I've always thought you were.
>>23028219
Thanks Stray! So nice ;) hey did you ever get that collab girl 1 part voiced? Also, I totally am still doing your teacher/student audio on MSA I just got stuck at the gym with faggots doing Crossfit for hours.
>>23030050
Ever the conversationalist!
>>23026848
Hi Harley! ;) I'd like to meet you in that maze sometime, unnnghh. Don't be a stranger.
Hey it's mittens
I feel so shitty and I've been so so sick lately ugh I'm nearly in screaming pain
>>23030097
>video games
Which ones do you play?
>>23030114
Pretty much this, that, the other thing. Lots of easily bounced around ones, Saints Row 2-4 when I'm feeling like running amok. Recently finished the main story of Sleeping Dogs and i'm working on the DLC. Playing Tales of Zesteria, among other things.
>>23030120
Oh, not much multi-player?
>>23030120
Here and there. I used to League casually. The random F2P MMO that catches my eye. Civ, Borderlands, Payday 2. I've got over 300 games just on steam.
>>23030157
Oh! I like Civ and League. I used to play an old Korean mmo but it's very dead now.
>>23030174
Oh? Which one?
And I'd love someone to play Civ with. Which ones do you have?
>>23028219
I definitely need more "describing vibrators while using them" in my life.
>>23030184
On steam, just the base game and Nebuchadnezzar. The mmo was Ragnarok Online.
>>23030251
Ah yes, a good one. RO2 isn't too bad, and it's not too hard to find a good RO private server.
And do you mean Civ 5 or like, Civ 1?
>>23030254
My friend runs a private server. It's just the population on private and official is a shell of its former self. Civ 5. We should probably stop writing in the thread like this I think.
>>23030265
It's Okay tonight. Talk about your toys is keeping the thread bumped. Most everyone is busy with other things.
I Am a Submissive
I am a submissive. I am a slave. I am my Master's pet; I can sometimes be little, and sometimes impish. I love to feel "small" to his "big." I am an emotional masochist - and maybe a little bit of a physical one, too. I can bottom, but I do not submit to "get off" or get my kicks or satisfy my kink. I can Top, too, and sometimes do so in service to my Master. While all of those things might be fun, and all of those things have their place, they only express the smallest part of who I am and why I submit.
I submit to fulfill a part of myself which cannot find fulfillment anywhere other than submission. I am fulfilled by this journey that submission is leading me through - it is a process of discovery, revelation, and growth. It plumbs the depths of my core in a way unlike any other. I am fulfilled by pleasing my Master, in whatever form that takes. I am fulfilled by serving a Master who is worthy of my submission.
He is Master, he is Sir, he is Daddy. He leads me, he pushes me, he guides me, he teaches me. I revel in his control, his command, and his force of will. He is one of the most honorable people I know. It is truly an honor and a privilege to serve him.
Yes, I have limits. Yes, I have a fairly strong sense of self. In fact, the times that I pull back a little are those times when I fear I might lose that sense of self. I might be slave, but I am empowered by that - made more, not less. I am not "less than"; I am beneath. I do not "give in" - I simply give.
>>23028227
>>23028998
>>23029172
Glad you guys enjoyed it.
>>23030102
Shit script, bruh.
>>23030245
That's the plan to do with all my toys. All I need are a few days alone so I can actually be loud.
>>23030625
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UOOKHzukT3 with some modifications.
Also any requests for anything? Any subjects I could ramble about? Else it's back to watching adorable cartoons tonight.
>>23030990
It would be an awesome time, for sure. I'm cis male but I tend to fantasize about what it would be like to have a pussy and to be tortured by vibrators while being tied up, so hearing any descriptions you may give of any part of your fapping is totally appreciated.
>>23024427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DxPtowWXyM
>>23026612
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ea8bNZnVlV
These are all a bit TOOOOO LOUDDD (please turn them down okay) because Vocaroo is terribad. Going to figure out Chirbits stuff for longer scripts but takes a while to sort through the non-relevant stuffs.
also Merry what's-left-of-Christmas,
-Bitz!!
>>23028219
stray, do you mind if I ask how old you are? you sound like you are in your early twenties
>>23031088
Hey! Nice to hear from you.
Merry festive season and happy new year if you're not back around these ways by then.
>>23030102
Never would I be a janitor here. I just have crazy dreams about increasing OP's powers that no one would ever listen to.
>>23030990
Nicely done. I like the alterations.
>>23031088
Merry backatcha, Bits! You make a sweet Julia. Don't be such a stranger!
Whew! long day of bumping the thread is over
Night Crew (elves, fairies, orcs, whatever) Report for the overnight
STAY BUMPED
Did Femsub script!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IAAprDrBOn
-Little Wife
>>23021395
Eve I dunno if you got this before but
>bf with fur fetish improv
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s116UY8c51RC
>I was actually playing with a fuzzy blanket the entire time.
This was absolutely exquisite, made even better knowing you were playing with the blanket as you recorded. Wow and thankyou!
Small request for an improv: if a femanon could record themselves acting as a submissive catgirl with lots of meowing and nyaaing and kisses and submissive, needy whines. Doesn't really need any talking but please feel to include anything you feel like. Thank you!
>>23031369
You've got a fantastic voice, Little Wife. I'd love to hear you give a certain script of mine a try, if you're okay with something a bit more directly taboo and cruel. Think you'd be up for something like that?
>>23031539
Thank you! Can I look at it and then decide.
>>23031023
I suppose I can get a bit more descriptive on the sensations next time with a toy.
>>23031146
Try late twenties. I don't sound or look my age.
>>23031312
Why thank you
- Stray
>>23031551
Of course. I posted it earlier, but you might not have seen it yet.
http://pastebin.com/rBBsdxVy
>>23031563
Mmmmm, I'm not quite sure I'm comfortable with this. Maybe! I'll consider it.
>>23031661
Thanks for giving it a read, whether or not you decide to perform it.
TECHNICALLY F4F POETRY BUMP
A Letter to Zero Part 2
Submit to me
Abandon your fears, your labors, your dreams…
Your misery is mine
Lie back and close your eyes—
I will be a looming shadow of anticipation
Cold steel will touch your bare skin
And only your body will be afraid,
The cold chill of your rushing blood sending
A shiver throughout your being,
Your heart thrashing in your chest and
Filled with fire
I will drag the tip of the knife over your body,
Across your chest,
Running circles around the sensitive pink flesh,
As I raise a trembling hand to my cheek,
Savoring the tenderness of your skin, worshiping it
With soft kisses and caresses
When your breath has become shallow,
Your thighs rubbing together beneath me,
My tribute will travel down your arm,
The knife across your shoulders,
Until I have a left a symbol of my devotion
On every inch of your stomach, as I have felt
The butterflies,
And down your waist,
Warm breath between your legs
The sharp, silver edge will kiss your cheek:
Your mind will plot escape routes
While your legs wrap around my neck
I will extend a supple tongue, reveling
In the vice grip on my hair
The tip of the blade will catch your bottom lip
My free hand will hold your writhing hips—
I have no ropes, no chains, no barbed-wire,
Not for you:
Possibility brought us together,
Devotion keeps your hand in mine
And gives me strength
Be one with your ecstasy,
Drown in it,
Allow yourself liberation from your discipline,
Your self-control,
And embrace the parabiosis with your love
And let me know your climax
I will seal our commitment with a kiss
On your flush lips
When the rite is complete
And in the warmth of each other’s arms,
I will promise you every star in the sky
>>implying
BUMP and hit the snooze bar
If anyone would like to recite a poem I wrote as a late christmas present to an internet stranger why that would just make me the happiest internet stranger.
To feel the heartbeat of another against that which is my own
It is a yearning desire, one of which can not be overthrown
I stay up at night with the feeling that never leaves, that I will always be alone
All my warmth and hope leaves my body and turns me into stone
>>23032671
Beautiful bro.
A kindred spirit after my own.
Hopefully someone reads that for you. ;)
>>23033271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ncBqlmVzrn
>>23032671
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZE50Mjp8no
-Little Wife
anyone got the sexy harley quinn vocaroo ? the BJ one
>>23034196
Do you mean the one by Moose that gets posted all over the chan?
>>23034307
yes
>>23034393
Well, this isn't it, but....
https://soundgasm.net/u/yourdirtybaby/F4A-Harley-Quinn-Makes-a-House-Call-CheatingBe-My-Puddin-Tonight-BJ-OralRiding-Vroom-VroomFunny-Girls-are-Sexy-GIrls
>>23034067
Thank you LW. That was beautiful :')
>>23033271
I'm hormonal or hungover or something this morning and reading this made me almost start crying.
http://chirb.it/zyGKfx
>>23035021
Um...just let it out. I get that way reading "The Little Prince"
>>23035073
Oh god.
Or the last chapter of Winnie the Pooh.
You couldn't pay me enough money to read that again.
Hope everyone had a good holiday! I got actual presents this year! Tupperware you can put in the oven and mardi gras colored gaming dice and some vanilla sandalwood soap and stuff. Anyone know how to get weed smell out of a stuffed animal? I tried washing but... still reeks of weed.
>>23035138
H-how did you get your stuffed animal to smell like that to begin with?
>>23035151
He was a present from someone who's housemates are stoners? So he reeks of cigarettes and weed now.
Can someone just tell me about their day?
>>23026848
You have such a variety of recordings and they're all done so well. It's nice hearing different stuff depending on what I feel like. Yeah, Never leave please
