MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Be creative!
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests can be fulfilled, though name and picture requests more often than not, will be overlooked.
>Contactfagging is discouraged, please keep it to a minimum.
>Please only post an establishing post if you're a scriptwriter, performer or your id has changed.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
If you have a request please tag it with <<Request>> or something along those lines.
Previous thread: >>22949350
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin
MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j
My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN
Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq
Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd
Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J#0
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
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REMEMBER:
WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.
If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Caviler here (new guy known only to true connoisseurs of manlust) for the next 14. Taking a request or two. Still surprised people actually like my ranting
>>22982384
we don't
Requesting a feminine guy or trap hitting on the listener.
>>22982423
that's like every single guy that posts
>>22982429
Most of the performers sound pretty masculine, and none of them are specifically trap-ish. I don't think any of them have done a feminine audio where they're hitting on a guy, either.
>>22982473
>>22982473
you most not have heard real masculine because i can name at least 3 regulars that have feminine voices here while the rest just make a fake deep one
>>22982485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l1XGJ963O5
Oh, new thread, riveting start if I do say!
https://clyp.it/playlist/zchlvv20
- A Fucked Up Brit
>>22982542
i said or "fake deep" which is exactly what ur doing..
/r/ing a scenario where listener is a big/chubby/fat/etc girl at the gym and you are another gym-goer or trainer or whatever checking her out. maybe you go over and try to help her on one of the machines or something, but afterwards you follow her into the showers/lockers and naughty time ensues
>>22982546
I can't fap to this shit. I never want to hear "bullocks deep in ya" ever again.
>>22982645
Well then, you know what we have to do.
- A Fucked Up Brit
>>22982485
We do, but how many of them do full length fag recordings where they talk about how hard they are for you? Probably some! But none I'm aware of, so I'm requesting more.
On a different note, can anyone suggest challenges? I have one in mind, but it's kind of unusual.
Copy paste last thread:
New guy here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TnE2BsXtsZ
Had to keep my voice down because of housemate trying to sleep.
I'm up for some requests because I'm bored, I'll browse the thread to see if there's anything I think I can do, not all that good at lewd stuff yet, so take it easy please. I'd love to sing, but can't atm (see: housemate sleeping).
requesting anal rape pls
not too picky about the exact scenario. maybe a home invasion kinda thing with some whispered dirty talk and humiliation? something somewhat intense too? I just want my ass ravaged
>>22982763
oh, bonus points if you force listener to suck your cock clean afterwards too
>>22982763
Do you like getting your ass eaten, too?
- A Fucked Up Guy
>>22982763
>>22982774
Also super interested in this.
>>22982384
>>22982410
OH SHIT KID YOU JUST GOT OWNED GTFO
;)
I didn't have the chance to reply in the old thread:
>>22981946
Thanks for the offering, it made me happy to hear that, but I don't have a mic and I would just talk about non sexual stuff, so... I don't think that's what you are looking for, haha.
Anyways, thanks a lot for all your audios, you are great!
>>22982911
aye gurlz im germen
i sound da same as every1 else in muh cuntry bt im so hot here
add me to skype plzkthx
IX establishing:
Request fill for the lovely Loligag on FSA:
"Dominated, Degraded and Creampied"
contains: ummm [dom] [name calling] [rape] [creampie]
Some of my previous stuff:
"how I got into my co-workers pants"
contains: [confession] [sex at work]
http://chirb.it/MtHmty
Nasty Teacher vs Slutty female student:
http://chirb.it/tcLpqf
>>22983062
Annnd the link to it...been a long fucking day ;)
http://chirb.it/9m5JD7
>>22983074
not even kidding but you sound worse than the germ autist
also your pride in your beta muscle is laughable
Why hello there o/
I was in the previous thread, purring guy, and I was asked to do a recording with seduction and a bit of dirty talking... I tried :3
http://chirb.it/f4pv4p
>>22983101
What is your issue
>>22983143
>>22983143
someone needs to keep it real here
otherwise we have shit
>>22983187
https://clyp.it/playlist/aamn2iki
- A Fucked Up Guy
>>22983218
noone likes you
. leave
Would anyone be willing to read a script I wrote if it would involve being a dragon?
Don't want to post it if it would be too strange
>>22983218
lol AFUG that's some good shit right there
;)
>>22983275
I fucking love dragon audios and people have recorded a few of my requests. Pls post.
>>22983283
Hell I don't know, are you even Luger? You sound like him, but not posting the gay anime so maybe I'm wrong. If so, oh well Luger and still jump off a cliff. ;)
Either way, keep being a sad little bitch while we make girls wet. We get pussy, you don't, end of story.
And the reason you don't are:
You're a skinny nerd.
You're a bitch.
You should slit.
>>22983234
Ok.
>>22983291
Thank you. I didn't even need help this time.
- A Fucked Up Guy
>>22983218
This is amazing. Seriously.
>>22983306
you jumped to me being luger while i
could very much be a displeased
femanon
sad
>>22983323
I'm a big boy now! :D
- A Fucked Up Guy
>>22983336
Oh, anon, you don't have to be jealous about the fans of the other recorders, I'm sure you'd have a lot of fans if you recorded something! Here's a request just for you: explain why are you so salty.
>>22983393
lol not an msa recorder
A friendly reminder to please refrain from feeding the trolls. Rather, post something positive or constructive! In fact...
<<REQUEST>>
You've survived a plane crash in the ocean, waking up on what appears to be a deserted island. Describe the plane you were flying in, why you were flying, whether you were a passenger, pilot, employee, etc. Tell us why (you think) the plane crashed, how you got to the island (if you remember), and what supplies are available to you.
If you can relay the story kind of like a journal, that'd be cool. Add sexy times if you think it's warranted.
Maybe you're not alone?
>>22983218
you got me
>>22983412
Fuck, I'd so do this if I were home.
- A Fucked Up Guy
>>22983275
Please do post, I'm curious about it too !
>>22983062
Man, I never knew a southern accent would turn me on but- Yum.
But then those fucking sound effects + 'Daddy'. Ladyboner gone.
>>22983218
lolwhy
>>22983469
I had to go.
- A Fucked Up Guy
https://clyp.it/djlip2gk
i like my voice
oh god I hope this isn't cringe
please someone anyone read this and make my life *-*
it's pretty long. Add your flare to it moan whenever it seems fitting!
dom/dragon script tysm
http://pastebin.com/bp5giKf9
>>22983469
Yes! Thank you.
I need the criticism. Soo, in the future no sound effects and get rid of Daddy? I just say that because alot of girls I've chatted with have said they like to be forced to say Daddy, like being called "babygirl", etc.
>>22983504
This is super cheesy and I love it due to the sheer cheese (and muh monster fetish). Too bad bed calls, but maybe there will be some readings of this tomorrow that don't end in toilet flushes.
>>22983521
On it---!
Oh.
- A Fucked Up Guy
>>22983336
Ok, so you're some twisted bitch that wants to make fun of all us MSA performers? Do you not understand we can see right through what you're doing? The jealousy and hurt feelings.
So instead of being a cunt, just tell us wtf is bothering you? I would love to make an audio for you, or talk to you about whatever the hell has hurt you so bad. MY skype is:
instigatorx9
(if you change your mind, add me). I'm a good listener.
>also, AFUG you funny man!
>>22983521
lmao I know oh god I'm so sorry that it's cheesy but honestly I just wrote what I'd want to hear
*drooling intensifies*
>>22983504
hmm. interesting. if I get some free time that isn't at 4am, I'll give this a swing.
-Midnight Rambler
>>22983535
Write more cheesy, hot things bb.
>>22983531
ilu2
>>22983519
No sound effects unless you can make them sound realistic. Took me right out of the mood cause hot damn do I love some degradation and Teacher/student stuff so I was ready to fap to that shit.
Some people are into DD/lg, I'm not. Weirds me out. Besides, given the scene you should have stuck with using Teacher over Daddy.
Okay bed for realsies now.
>>22983545
p-please...
....thank you ;-;
>>22983531
It would be great if you would
pls not in the bathroom though c:
>>22983552
Duly noted.
Fuck, where's my pen and notepaper...
I'll have to just remember that shit since I can't write it down ;)
>no daddy stuff for dat femanon in da future.
>>22983501
shameful self bump
>>22983557
I just don't understand people...
"AFUG, don't record yourself pooping."
"AFUG, why'd you have to cut off your recording just before cumming?"
"AFUG, don't kill yourselves."
Can't anyone just ask about my day for once?!
>>22983573
How was your day?
>>22983559
I think the sound fx was alright on that last one
normally I hate accents w a burning passion but I like yours. Ty for providing PLEASE KEEP POSTING c:
>>22983589
Oopsie, I'm not gonna try the dragon one then :p
>>22983594
Please try! I'm listening to your chirbit right now and it's making me swoon *-*
What kind of an accent is that?
>>22983275
Where did you get this dragon fetish?
>>22983615
I'm gonna be honest I've loved dragons ever since I was a little girl. Had all the books, plushies, etc that a kid could ever want. Thought that one day I would find my own and they would be my companion forever and ever.
Somehow, now that I'm old, it just makes me wet. Not quite sure why or how but, yeah.
>>22983573
WELL? How WAS your day? c:
>>22983589
Haha, thanks!
I now have the passion to move forward.
I don't really hear my accent, but its obvious I have one because they all say I do...
Question: besides what you posted, what's a fantasy you'd like to hear voiced? I do mostly improvisation (I think it's more genuine) but I can do scripts to if you'd like to hear something.
>>22983627
I had no clue you were doing improv. Honestly! From what I've seen you post I'm pretty sure I like a lot of the things you like to do.
Creampie, sub/dom stuff...
I don't know if you listen to what other people post, but, the other day someone posted like an older student forcing sex on a chubbier student and degrading her etc. in one of the school's abandoned rooms.
I thought that was pretty hot and I think that you could rock the shit out of that scenario.
>>22983614
*blushes* T-Thank you
It's a french accent :)
I'll give it a try then, it's a bit late here though, so if I don't have time tonight I'll try tomorrow morning ! I'm not sure how good I'd be at dom stuff though
>>22983656
It's okay, sweet kitten. If it flops I'll write your own personal lovey-talk script and it'll be just as good if not better!
>>22983662
*purrs*
We should make it a rule that only accented guys can post here. I don't even bother listening to the other ones and i am sure you all can agree
>>22983823
>:C No
I strongly disagree with this post! MEN WITHOUT ACCENTS AND MEN WITH ACCENTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO POST!
They both turn me on. And make me smile. And swoon.
>>22983823
Everything is an accent if you live somewhere else.
Crossposting this from FSA in case anyone wants to record it. http://pastebin.com/R0E37Uu5
>>22983823
There are a few recorders that dont have discernable accents but people still love them. I'm sure others could name them
>>22983501
Hi frank
>>22982689
Can you please speak some dutch?
>>22983581
>>22983625
https://clyp.it/ydiehdwj
>>22983412
https://clyp.it/xhzrjwfc
- A Fucked Up Guy
>>22983652
haha, you're too sweet! My names InstigatorX btw. But they call me 9 (IX) for short.
I'll give that a go tomorrow night, it sounds interesting!
Hello qtvoice boyz
>>22984250
https://clyp.it/h0ky14if
- A Fucked Up Guy
>>22984313
Sorry I haven't been on skype the past few days
>>22984319
See what happens?!
>>22984325
Huh?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i0msC4t730
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z2Piu0wUNT
>>22983412
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tj6h7UetL1
>>22984500
what were you even going for with that
>>22984509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blxAuSaHgF
Ferret, standing by.
https://www.chirbit.com/Ferret
>>22982798
yeah that's all good
SOMEONE DO THE TARZAN THING PLS OMFG
>>22984649
Weird request, feel free to ignore!
You are some kind of supernatural person or creature. A demon like an incubus, a werewolf, a kitsune, or something else. Describe how it effects your sex life, positive or negative.
Alternatively, sing something!
Double alternatively, describe in great detail a fetish or kink you enjoy.
>>22983627
you do the thing
>>22984649
you do the thing
>>22984509
How fucking new are you
>>22984715
Not sure I could do the others (sorry, especially since you seem really into them),
but how about a holiday song?
>>22984781
...Oh, dear.
I'm to...do the thing?
THAT thing?
>>22984874
no one else will do it soo....
Guten morgen, Guten Tag or Guten abend!
Luger-sama, reporting for duty!
Got a cold and I'm kinda falling flat. Going to record stuff as soon as my throat stops burning and hurting like a bitch.
Maledom slapping - a script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/kmGdw7
Daddys Punishment - another script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/py9kvO
Luger explains where the little Juden come from!
http://chirb.it/Cec4E9
A little bit of humiliation~
http://chirb.it/OI8ws1
Dominating a Mistress!
http://chirb.it/nALv7N
10 minutes of pure Fleshlight-on-Luger action!
http://chirb.it/dcNz59
Subserviant Luger
http://chirb.it/n2shNr
Yandere Luger - A phonecall from your stalker!
http://chirb.it/Cm73sz
Fappy times!
http://chirb.it/pEMzh7
http://chirb.it/EC7Gm1
http://chirb.it/9Mnxxc
http://chirb.it/2kx4as
Sold off into slavery - a Luger original!
http://chirb.it/bA6sDc
Raceplay with Luger - Nigger bitches smell!
http://chirb.it/5FxJ7J
SS-Sturmbannführer Johann Luger has his way with you!
http://chirb.it/MKckFg
Wehrmachtslieder and singing:
Erika: http://chirb.it/Pmw29e
Das Panzerlied: http://chirb.it/q5MIpJ
German lullaby: http://chirb.it/fDftIc
>>22984890
you do the thing
>>22984894
Fuck you, Jane. Why do you think I went to the jungle in the first place you smelly british cunt. Dem gorilla asses, yo. You skinny bitch can't even twerk it like Kala.
>>22984874
A holiday song would be awesome! Thanks! :3
>>22984715
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lnyE9GP0LX
>>22984500
lolololol
The more you cried, the harder I laughed.
"Is that on anyone's flight plan!?"
lololol
>>22984874
Ferret! Could I request a recording/scene in which you're masturbating, but your girlfriend walks in on you suddenly, startling you. You apologise and start to cover up but she insists on you continuing while she watches you until you cum. You're more than welcome to expand upon this, if you want. Anyways, thanks for all your recordings so far. <3
>>22984982
Wasn't the requestor, but that was very informative and hot~ a+
>>22984982
Holy shit, that was incredible. Thank you for taking the request! Like the other poster said, informative and sexy. I would love to hear another in this series if you have an ideas.
...Also, you should really hit up a mad scientist about that blood flow problem. All it'll take is a small incision or fifteen, and you'll have an artificial heart that recycles blood from a standard IV bag into your veins on command, like a supernatural boner-switch. There's also the nanobot option if you're up for that, or we can replace a few parts with a nerve-connected prosthetic. You've heard of the Heterodynes, right?
>>22984923
Luger!
You know these civilized types are very tenacious!
It's best to just let them slowly gain our trust and then lead them to our mating grounds.
>>22984884
Just to clarify again, what exactly did you want?
Actual Tarzan speak and then boning?
>>22984962
Because I really wish I could be playing in the snow:
http://chirb.it/cbetPO
>>22984986
That really sounds right up my alley.
I'll get an outline together tonight, but I may need to find some time when I can be a little louder, so apologies if it takes some time to complete once again.
Thank you for requesting!
>>22985002
>>22985087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h8VhtbtGKN
>>22985112
Of course, no worries if it takes a bit to do. I'll be patiently waiting.~
>>22985150
-giggling intensifies-
'I ride a tyrannosaur Rex into battle'
Marry me
>>22985112
I'm dreaming of more awesome Ferrett recordings! You have a really good singing voice, and that was a great harmony effect. Thanks for taking the request!
>>22985150
My sides flew into orbit, burned up on re-entry, and reanimated themselves. Hilarious.
>I ride a tyrannosaurus into battle!
Holy shit! Are you...?!
>>22985211
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cHNoMNRpC6
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dizzy establishing, hi everyone!
https://www.chirbit.com/DizzyTalks
Requesting cute domestic boy saying cute things.
>>22985433
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GeQZjfA2Aj
I actually was fucking around doing OPM stuff earlier, so take an extra.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W4GOSqSjJm
>>22985492
Lol, nice! :3
Pls do more Genos if you have time.
>>22985510
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MOcRlmD85R
>>22985112
Like you'd know anything about that. I bet Kerchak mates with you.
>>22984060
Nor sure what to say, but here you go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02Urwfq646k
>>22985656
>this, the year of oonga boonga
>not being on good terms with our glorious leader
>not fighting filthy leopards that attack the troop
>not letting Kerchak wrap you up in those huge arms
>not getting silverback rides and dibs on all the best food
>>22985718
>be innajungle
>riding vines, eating fruit, living life
>Occasionally mate with females
>Life is good
>Kerchak becomes leader
>Everyone knows he's dyeing is back silver
>Whatever
>He fucks all the females
>He even fucks the weak males
>Hear them squeal and scream in pain and shame
>This is life now
Thanks, Obongo.
Thatarabdude establishing, was geht Leute? Finally have a bit of time to spare. I say things in 3 different languages and occasionally senpais notice me.
It don't mean a thing (if ain't got that swing)
http://chirb.it/h0HxH3
Filthy cunt (mad)
http://chirb.it/aa4GAr
I need you (harley's script):
http://chirb.it/IvsDk6
a-asking someone to prom a-awkwardly:
http://chirb.it/HPrtMB
>>22985874
forgot picture, fug meh
>>22983823
There are only a handful of the performers with strong non US accents who I strongly enjoy listening to.
I'm glad you like your accent kink, anon.
>>22985087
Requesting spark dirty talk. Please.
>>22985112
no dont be him.... just say whats happening... no noises omg... like the girl got lost and passed out or something and he finds her and hes never seen anyone before so hes examining her and shit idfk
I had an epiphany. Maybe I'm going about my recordings all wrong. I'll have to be a new man.
- A Fucked Up Guy
>>22984923
hello..... HAHAHAHHA no but stop making fun of me damn it
>>22985769
You'll always be the alpha male in my heart, Luger.
>>22986384
So...like a narrator in an audio book?
It was supposed to end with him "giving in to his animalistic urges" right?
>>22985656
>>22985718
>>22985769
i hate all of you.... just forget it i dont even want it anymore thanks
>>22986560
yeah i guess... idk just like you're telling an erotica novel i guess like an audio book idfk anymore damn it everyones making fun of it omfg
>>22986536
No! Please don't change the way you record. You're one of my favourite posters, I really really really like your recordings. You're always so laid back and funny, as well as hot and inventive. Please never ever ever change.
>>22986575
you really think he gives a shit? ha
>>22983504
>>22983614
>>22983662
Annnnnnd there !
http://chirb.it/DMH0qG
I admit.... I had fun recording it :3 I just hope it's okay. Also... Pic related !
>>22986561
>>22986569
Please don't think that it's the case. Everyone likes different things. I'm sure someone will take the request, and if nobody does I will. No need to be ashamed at all !
>>22986592
its like i cant help it :'( its not nearly as bad as some of these so wtfffffffff
>>22986584
why not?
>>22986613
you obviously haven't been listening to him that long or read much of what he says... you'll see
>>22986536
my take on you is this, you have the single hottest voice here. this is saying alot since you don't do anything lewd or have a particularly hot accent. your voice is on a level all on its own. these other guys have their niche things that push their voices to be attractive but you can literally talk about burgers and have me dripping (i'm not confirming or denying that this actually happened...). someone mentioned that your voice was unintentionally sultry and i agree and thats not something any other guy has here or many places for that matter. my favorite part about you is that i am sure you can be sexy and choose not to be. like you have this power laying dormant that you could switch on anytime you want to but you would find that too easy or something
anyway you're my fav and i'm kind of in love. never change... or do and purposefully be sexy for me... or don't...
>>22984715
I'm tired and a little drunk, but hey, wtf yo.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01HzKDaz256
-Midnight Rambler
>>22986199
Oh fuck. Yes please. Seconding this.
>>22986199
>>22986822
I wish I could rub my flint against your steel ~~
>>22986606
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fM08nzgmlJ
>>22987022
Not a single one of your audios have been funny and you are basically just shitposting
>>22987022
ok there's no reason to be rude
>>22987228
Did me entering the thread with Star Wars spoilers and a Banepost tip you off, sport?
>>22987324
lel, i r troll i r so quirky nd funni hurrrr
Be original, kiddo, you arent the least bit funny and your voice sounds like any other weab trying to be a voiceactor. leavenowkthx
>>22987324
H-hey. Can I possibly request contact info? Your voice is so smooth and pliable....
>>22987345
>>22987324
samefag
You are such fucking cancer
>>22987342
>>22987345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13dWyZAK7CI
>>22987415
Kek
>>22987423
Original
>>22987398
>>22987415
zdravstvuyte
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lHbv1udrVu
>>22987398
So... Yeah, you reported me for saying I want to smack you... Kay then. I just don't like you or your voice. You are acting like a jerk.
>>22987470
Saged, reported, called the cops, moved to Ukraine.
>>22984982
That's not actually the case. Before the whole Varney/Carmilla/Bram Stoker thing where everyone was afraid beastial sexy things were going to corrupt the pure civilized flowers of womanhood, people were mostly afraid of vampires because they were afraid of the actual devil and of latent ancestor worship and improper burial.
Although this was a good audio in general. Made me laugh.
>>22987490
Can you not samefag, please? This thread was friendly.
>>22985186
Thanks for being patient.
I had some microphone issues here (a weird clicking in the active spots, maybe I moved a bit too much?), but I felt that this session was good and that it was a minor inconvenience, so I stuck with it.
I hope it isn't too troublesome.
https://chirb.it/FKKIq4
>>22987452
This.
So i'm kind of interested in giving this a go, i'm an Australian male, would anyone be keen for me to do a few this arvo after work?
>>22987817
Oy nah m8, ur a cunt.
Go the fuck back to sleep.
>>22987817
Do it cunt
>>22987841
This guy has ruined the thread singlehandedly for me.
>>22987858
Glad to be of service
>>22987495
Learn something new every day, cool stuff
>>22986592
AHHH! Thank you so much *-*
It's glorious! OPof request btw on a dif computer
>>22986575
I am a prototype of a much larger system.
>>22986632
You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands.
>>22986647
The unplanned organism is a question asked by Nature and answered by Death. You are another kind of question with another kind of answer.
- A Fucked Up AI
>>22988001
Well it really was my pleasure !
If you have anything else to request, please do so without hesitation. Be it dragons, kittens or something else ;)
Requesting a cute boy next door who is also a werewolf.
>>22987398
stop talking like that...
>>22987345
fucking idiot get your ears checked
women on here fall for anything holy shite
>>22988516
WELL If I ever write any more, You will be the first I beg for
I dug the guttural dragon noises aaa
>>22988959
I'm really glad you enjoyed it, and I'm impatient to have more of your scripts !
*rawr* :3
>>22989084
Ah
Should I write one then? What would you want me to write? If you give me an idea I'll work on one right now c:
>>22988959
Accent? Check!
Anything else? Uhhh...
Accent? Check!
requesting voicer being raped
doesn't matter by which sex
bonus points for brutal treatment
>>22989272
I never said I was good at it :)
I genuinely think I'm not. I'm usually shy and not very good at flirting, especially in english. So I'm doing this as practice or something like that. I wouldn't try to pick the same requests as the people with nice voices. I'm just doing those they didn't take for a while. Because I still think my plain voice would be better than silence, right ? Also the reason why I'm not asking for a name or anything like that, I don't think I have a place in here. But as long as I can make at least one person smile I don't really mind trying.
>>22989157
Anything you'd like really ! You don't have to write one right now, just, when you feel like it, I'll be there if you have a request :)
>>22989455
Can you read Shakespeare's sonnet 18? Or Sonnet 130?
Or any poetry, really c: Your voice is lulling to listen to ^^
>>22988911
Maybe you should stop giving him attention if he triggers you guys that much.
Newbie here, and thus, questions!
http://chirb.it/Brdny2
>>22989288
Not quite what you asked for, but I once raped senpai for not acknowledging me on here. Their attention just meant so much to me.
https://clyp.it/on4gr3eg
- A Fucked Up Guy
>>22989496
Oh goodness ! Shakespeare will take some getting used to, but I might try tomorrow !
In the meantime, the best I can provide is a poem in French
http://chirb.it/0Dt6ba
Now, to bed I go ~~
Thanks for the requests !
>>22985683
Thank you! I really don't mind what specifically you say, not like i can understand it anyway!
Are there different regional accents of Dutch, like there are in French for example?
>>22985874
You have a really nice voice, and also I like your song
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pg0LaJKQlw
<3
>>22989933
Just a suggestion:
https://clyp.it/ts1phb3z
- A Fucked Up Guy
>>22990007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xroL4abBSP
They just want me to sound like myself after all
>>22990043
https://clyp.it/ei3ymnoh
- A Fucked Up Guy
>>22990059
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0voV5l0qAed
>>22990089
https://clyp.it/bdvnghkr
>>22990097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jqQInzsZ5D
>>22990106
https://clyp.it/3pshigns
>>22989773
god damn you
>>22990211
https://clyp.it/cqmwz0tb
- A Fucked Up Guy
>>22989773
this is great
please continue it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m1C9ZhGgYT
memes
D-did that dragon script ever get read?
>>22990590
Yes. I read it in my head. Then jerked off to me reading it in my head.
Where r the straight recorders at lmfak
>>22990622
Buried in my asshole, muttenz.
>>22990640
Bb r u even on skype
>>22989773
i want you.
>>22990669
you have his skype?
>>22987666
Yay, thank you so much! The whole thing was great, I really enjoyed the ending bit, haha.Great job once again. :3
>>22989764
>sexy voice
>"I plan on mainly reading poetry!"
FUK
>>22987666
Oh, geez. This was super cute.
>>22990928
I'm so glad you enjoyed it.
And, again, thanks for requesting!
It feel like it was a spot-on choice of scenario.
>>22990590
I did read it there
>>22986592
but it probably wasn't the best :3
>>22991174
I just- I can't- I can't take it serious.
That chittering noise was cool sometimes but- Sorry, you're not rumbly enough to make me envision a dragon Dom.
>>22991199
Yup I know
I just tried because nobody did :)
Taking requests.
Been told I should be a phonesex operator.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s074im7EP5LA
>>22991406
Oh my god. Agreed with whoever said that.
Could you please uh, do some dominant stuff? Like with dirty talk/degradation? Maybe the person is begging you to let them come, and you're reacting to it in sadistic amusement?
>>22991406
Proceed.
>>22991428
Second this
>>22991428
Uhhhh, wasn't really sure what to say.
Here's this. http://vocaroo.com/i/s05haBD2lZrK
Requesting a man describing what he thinks it would take to make him ahegao, followed by him doing that thing and describing the results in vivid detail.
>>22991406
all you are doing is whispering though?
>>22991826
lol you are just lowering your voice
and making it deeper like batman
>>22989891
thank you! If there's anythnig you'd like to do, I'd gladly do it!
new posters here is what you do Kay
have accent
whisper
be batman
do 1 or more of these and ppl will say you have a sexi voice
>>22991992
No, that's the depth of my voice.
Yes, whispering, but didn't make it deeper.
>>22991406
Whomever told you this is into some cheap shit lol.
>>22991992
AHAHAHA exactly!
Requesting some sexy Batman villain recordings.
>>22992030
Could you be more up your own ass or maybe you are in denial? You are absolutely not speaking from your mask, you are speaking from your chest. It's apparent from the breathiness, and your vocal chords staining to keep your voice's facade.
If that's what women like in these threads, is men putting shitty voices on for them, then this thread fucking sucks. Natural voices are a beautiful thing, just open your ears.
>>22991826
Oh god, thank you, that was perfect. Do you have a name so I can follow your posts?
>>22990323
You kidding, gurlfriend?
>>22992145
>Requesting some sexy Batman villain recordings.
I'll probably do some stupid shit with this when I get home.
>>22991406
>Been told I should be a phonesex operator.
Pretty sure everyone here has been told this once or more. Even I get told this, and I'm pazzo as fuck.
>>22992018
It feels like you're right most days. I don't think I do any of these things (except maybe be Batman but I'm not fucking telling you that shit, bitch), and sometimes people like my stuff. I should try your list and see if it works for me.
- A Fucked Up Guy (at work)
>>22992364
"cancer"
>>22992364
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s05haBD2lZrK
>mfw people fall for this shit
>>22992391
>>22992421
I don't understand. What's wrong exactly?
>>22992439
>I don't understand. What's wrong exactly?
>doesn't know when guy is faking voice
>thinks guy who tells himself he is a phonesex operator is sexy
>shit recording
>mfw
>>22992439
I had a msg all typed out and then I accidentally closed the tab and too lazy to retype... Just refer to my other post>>22992178
I mean if you are into that literally any guy here can do what he did for you but I'm the kind of gal that likes a man's voice from his mask not his throat and/chest
>this thread fucking sucks
I've seen this said plenty now, and I'm beginning to agree. I think Imma just stick with the General Vocaroo threads that popup now and again.
>>22992484
How does one speak from their "mask" and can you tell if I am doing it?
- A Fucked Up Guy
>>22992523
you shud be a phonesex operator
>>22992523
There are videos on the subject and I really don't want to go on and on
If someone gives me a script I'll read it with my apparently decent accent
>>22992559
I already am.
>>22992583
Thanks...
>>22992606
Not a female, but what kind of accent? Just from experience, British accents always do wonderfully.
>>22992523
>How does one speak from their "mask" and can you tell if I am doing it?
this link's geared towards singing but I assume it still applies for speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A_BtIXhOCw
I don't know much about resonance and shit but to me the idea seems to be that mask = normal head voice but with just a little extra to develop a bit of flavour. I'm not a voice coach though, so who knows
>>22991143
Don't limit out anything else! Just new to the game, and I know I can't possibly be awkward reading poetry, right...right?
>>22992674
Thanks! I never want to speak with any sort of vocal fry or even speak from my chest to make my voice deeper because I want to be able to present something sincere when I speak regularly. I just never knew what it was called :).
- A Fucked Up Guy
>>22992663
it is British, south coast of England specifically
>>22992731
Then don't even worry about it, just do whatever and you'll gain a lot of attention. There was a Scottish guy here years ago with a nasally voice; he'd just get in real close to the microphone, whisper and women were crazy about him. The accent is key a lot of the time, as many have said (one person going as far as to say that people like me shouldn't be posting here).
Also, first official recording!
http://chirb.it/LsttDG
>>22992849
lel fuck this thread so much
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nF4qEFSNla
Here's me saying un sexy words
>>22992925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_QLRFMWEds
Something DEFINITELY Different XD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QyfPCR7G4Q
>>22992968
I hate the voice you're doing
I don't know what to call it, but I used to hear it on Newgrounds alot and there was a guy on Skype that did it
>>22992991
Sigh, here's my reply... (no, its not rude)
http://picosong.com/QS8E
>>22992968
>>22992968
>>22993052
>>22992968
>>22993052
>>22993065
>>22993111
>>22993065
>>22993052
JESUS XD! SORRY LOL
So many sadcunts and so few sikcunts brah
>>22992968
Lassen Sie jetzt Schwuchtel
>was writing a script to post ITT
>enter
>everyone's fighting/shitposting/being rude to each other for no good reason
Maybe next thread.
>>22992968
not offensive, just not good either. i hate when the men in here think theyre voice actors. just fucking jerk off and be vocal ffs.
>>22993188
we shud all be phonesex operators
kek
