Well, I made a horrible miscalculation when I moved into Grandma's basement. I didn't know too much about my relatives, but I grew up hearing that my grandfather worked for WBC. Naturally, I thought it meant Warner Brothers Company like who put the Pokemon on tv and stuff.
Anyways, I got home from another unsuccessful attempt to get a job, and find my grandpa rifling through my stuff. He had found my big black dildo and was holding it with tree clippers as if it were a poisonous snake. On seeing me, he threw it at me and pulled his Luger that he claims he stole off Hitler out. Told me if I didn't get my faggot ass out of his house, he'd shove it up my ass and show what the Nazis do to fags. I politely inquired why all these straight people want to shove stuff up my ass.
He got angry and rushed at me, accidentally firing in the process. RIP Grandpa's pinkie toe. Grabbing my black stallion, I ran like a bat out of hell. On leaving the house, II had nowhere to go, so ended up joining the company of vagrants making a home under the local overpass.
I will expand on that story at a later date, but the assistant manager at Dunkin Donuts is insisting I get off the WiFi and leave. Apparently I smell like a dirty gym sock, and I'm frightening away customers.
Talk to you guys later!
These topics are LITERALLY the best thing on soc right now
david here
I actually laughed so fucking hard at this, kudos. You've done a good job making parody me more well rounded, rather than just "hurr durr gay" and it really makes the humor much better.
Minor point: someone who had been in WWII would be at least eighty, probably closer to ninety or a hundred. Considering that most people in those days had children before they were twenty-five, it's a little unrealistic. Go for something from Vietnam, instead.
Of course, my actual grandfather is from the generation that was too young to be in WWII or Korea, but also too old to be drafted into Vietnam. So, yeh.
How many parodies are there? This one is on a whole nother level from the past ones
>>22981712
right? he's really hit his stride on this one.
was keeping last thread alive thank you so much op. fucking good
>>22981727
Next arc will be homeless people, it looks like. Friends or foes?
>I politely inquired why all these straight people want to shove stuff up my ass.
Dying, hahaha
>>22981763
this was the turning point for me
>>22981740
the predictable thing is lovers, but if he goes that route it'd have to be pretty good.
I feel slow, but I just got the WBC reference. I like how he didn't come out and explain it, left it there for us to figure.
>>22981777
this guy knows what hes doing i think well be alright
>>22981658
>>22981727
>>22981777
Fuck off crater face
>>22981833
fuck you faggot
>>22981837
>Supporting these parody threads
>Being a David Louis Gross sympathizer
Pick ONE (1).
>>22981864
no fuck off retard the world isnt black and white like your little autistic brain wishes it was.
>>22981876
NO DAVID APOLOGISTS ALLOWED GET OUT OF THIS THREAD
>Pic related, an infant crater face
>>22981882
ok im not a david apologist. and no im not leaving. im gonna troll this shit out of this thread until a new one is made
>>22981888
Good, more people need to experience the saga of Craterface
>>22981896
oh yea i wanna hear the whole story. this
is more interesting than some tv shows
I hope the big black dildo is a Chekhov's gun in this story
>>22981614
>WBC
lmao lad
Has someone been saving the previous installments? Would be great to be able to read 'em all.
>>22981922
god yes I want to see this used as a weapon
actually it's been in every single story since the beginning, it has to be used for something other than ruining my bhole.
>>22981934
That's what I mean. Your second point. A Chekhov's gun isn't necessarily a weapon, it's a storytelling device. I think because it's kept cropping up that it's going to have some purpose.
>>22981945
nono I know, I read the tvtropes. I was affirming your point.
>>22981614
>pushing gay agenda
>nazis are crazy and evil
>a veteran committing an amateur mistake
>big black dildo, pushing interracial agenda
Confirmed for lobby or jidf. Gtfo plugmedia
>>22981959
One way to look at it if you have autism, sure.
Can't wait til the next installment, lmfao
>>22981959
holy shit soc has some funny people on it tonight
>>22981975
>I cannot recognize satire
David, since you hang around like a total fucking disease and I know you're lurking:
I'm just wondering if you can confirm or deny that this is the girl who's butt photo you posted, claiming she was an American Apparel model?
Pls get back to me regarding this urgent matter asap, thank you for your help in advance.
>>22982058
I'll just post another couple of photos to ensure complete clarity on the situation.
>>22982058
>>22982065
>>22982066
Whoops I found it.
Did craterface actually come out of the closet? I mean, you only need to look at the guy to know something is up. Not to mention his posts.
>>22982307
Yes, David is gay, water is wet, the sun is hot. Now move on and enjoy this masterpiece of a story
>>22981614
Fucking cringed that some anon is such a loser they make shitpost after shitpost about this guy
>>22982407
You're that guy who gets invited to parties and just stands in the corner,occasionally popping out to correct grammatical errors.
>>22982407
But he does make me sick to look at
>>22982430
More like the guy who goes to parties and realizes how overrated it is.
Wtf did I just read, lmao?
>>22982436
lol actually confirmed for being >>22982430
>>22982058
>>22982065
>>22982066
1. Never claimed that the butt pic was the American Apparel model.
2. No, these are not the same girl. I'm assuming that you found these from some social media, so I'll go ahead and tell you right now that the butt pic girl is someone I only have on skype and snapchat.
>>22981658
You are by far one of my favorite soc posters.
>>22982814
Full on retard alert
>>22982924
You have issues if craterface is your favorite poster. Unless you mean you enjoy laughing at his butthurt and whininess.
whys everyone hating on david.
weve had many laughs (at his expense) and i hope we have many more.
>>22983483
Cause he's a massive faggot. Why else do you think people shit all over his lack of a life
>>22984133
youre a massive faggot too.
>rekt
>>22984148
I'm curious, why defend him if you laugh at him?
>>22984218
idk cause im bored and its entertaining to me. plus hes really not that bad, idk why people freak out over him. like how can you get that mad at someone posting their face and retarded comments on the internet?
plus these parody davids are fucking hilarious, which we wouldnt have if not for him.
so at the end of the day he maybe a whiny closet-bound homo but this board is definitely more interesting with him here than not.
Lmao at fagboy
>I politely inquired why all these straight people want to shove stuff up my ass.
i seriously cant wait for the next one. its horrible that we have to wait days for it. but i guess it builds the suspense.
this of course was the funniest line from it. likewise in the other one when he said the shotgun in the ass. its amazing.
op you are hilarious please keep coming up with these.
wow this thread needs some help.
>>22981614
OP these are great, keep it up
>>22985889
thats the spirit. let them know whats up
This was great, LMAO. WBC, big black dildos and Dunkin Donuts wifi
LOLOLOLOL someone put craterface in a rate thread and he's getting completely shit on. So much for being super attractive and having model girlfriends
>>22987349
You mean dale? If the filename is image.jpg and it's a troll picture then it's most likely from the Photoshop Troll who goes around stealing popular people's pictures and masturbating to them
>>22987349
>>22987421
that's sad
ya i remember that happening for 2 years
what a no life
>>22987421
Maybe, yeah, but the funny thing is it's one of his actual pictures and people are shitting all over it.
What up, craterface?
>>22981658
I'm glad you find this amusing and can even offer constructive criticism
I hope the craters in your face heal soon <33333 1 reply =1 prayer
>>22990286
prayer for the crater reduction
>>22991109
bumping this shit, how do you pathetic cucks have nothing to add
>>22992327
You have about a third of the posts in this topic. You don't have a place calling people pathetic.
>>22993958
bump
>>22987520
you know that's photoshopped right
like it's really, really obvious.
>>22995814
He's still pretty ugly, even in OP pic
>>22996109
aye
>>22981658
i want to bang you
>>22996132
With a hammer
>>22996144
and my axe
>>22981614
I think your grandpa is right desu familia.
>>22996144
>>22996263
no i want him to enter my crater
>>22996282
thats gross you should have a crevice not a crater.
Anyone care to tell me who the fuck david is and what this thread is about? I tried reading replies and got to the conclusion, that the situation is indecipherable unless you know some background
>>22996584
David has frequently posted threads asking for attention. You can tell its him because: he typically posts pics with the same background, he posts his face, and he tends to reuse the same pictures for a while.
Some people insult him in his threads, because some people dislike anyone who posts a lot. David often engages and argues with people who are insulting towards him.
Recently, David has been posting less on his own. People have been posting parody threads pretending they are posted by David, with the goal of insulting him. Sometimes David posts in the parody threads, because negative and positive attention both seem to work for him.
>>22996839
Wew David sounds like a fag
>>22996846
That seems to be a common conclusion. David has consistently said he's straight. I think that's probably true, because he pops up fairly often in femdom type threads.
>>22996934
>femdom type threads
Is this kind of stuff considered to be a form a femdom? Is it faggy to like it?
It's not gonna stop me from liking it, I'm just curious
>>22997433
not exactly but the community is garbage. the guys are extremely pathetic and the women are stuck up cunts
that aside there are obviously going to be good people involved but they are few and far between. you are not going to find these people on soc. just a bunch of girls who want to roleplay their facorite hentai scenes and guys who are so pathetic its cringeworthy.
>>22997433
Hinata-chan and Sasuke-kun :0
>>22997507
Well I'm on 4chan, I have no delusions. I'm not involved in the whole /soc/ scene, I know a lot of you guys use tripcodes and whatnot, and are generally recognized in threads, but I think the whole /soc/ thing is really desperate and stale. I just check this board from time to time for noods and discussions about fetishes.
>>22997524
I was naive to think these were just general pictures, and not weeaboo fanfictions
>>22997731
david used to post nudes im sure someone will share with you
>>22997741
Kek
im so hype for the next installment
does somebody have all the previous saved ? and post them?
i know theres avid david fans out there.
>>22996846
Pretty sure he's at least bi. I mean, just look at him. Those poses and the way he posts. He's definitely not 100% straight
>>22998038
didnt you read the op? hes gay m8 obviously
>>22981614
Damn you're ugly
.
>>22996282
You sound disgusting. Most likely fat too
>>22998092
He is a very unfortunate looking individual
>>22998084
OP or not, I would have assumed him to be gay.
Butthurt craterface is fun to watch
>>22999199
...there is 0 butthurt in this thread lol
>>22999227
This thread, maybe. The kid is normally butthurt incarnate though.
alright can someone post the previous ones? i know someone is jerking off and has nothing better to do
>>22999507
You think people saved that shit?
>>22999605
why not? theyre going to become rare trading cards. see theres already a demand and no supply.
>>22999642
Lol, instead of rare pepes, it'll be rare craterface.
>>22997433
Yeah, like that, but also threads about pegging.
I wouldn't consider it "faggy" to like stuff like that, because the reason why it appeals to guys, as I understand it, depends on receiving it from a woman.
>>22999642
still looking for these post em if u got em
