Well socialites, would you have sex with a pure virgin or just a virgin? I'm 27 and am considering lowing my standards from a pure virgin to just a "eyes" virgin given i am still a virgin. Thoughts?
I'm in the regular virgin category, I guess.
The pure virgin category just sounds like you're talking about an 11 year old or a mentally handicapped girl.
>>24050852
Well you might be a "virgin". Have you penetrated your vagina or pooper ever so slightly? if the answer is yes your not a real virgin.
>>24050870
I tried to put a finger in my vagoo one time but it was uncomfortable so I didn't. Nothing besides that and small tampons.
>>24050883
Age?
>>24050840
While I find the categorization concept interesting, the /r9k/-tier commentary kills it for me.
>>24050913
This.
For me there are four categories I think.
1. Never been penetrated by anything larger than maybe one of her own fingers or perhaps a small tampon.
2. Never had a sexual encounter, but has masturbated with a toy essentially deflowering herself.
3. Never had sexual intercourse, but has engaged in oral sex.
4. Did everything apart from having vaginal intercourse.
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>>24050976
make a chart for what you mean to help explain it plz
pretty sure everyone over 12 has masturbated and viewed porn
>>24051065
I actually know a girl who just turned 28 who hasn't. She's a "pure virgin" according to the chart in the OP.
I would date a pure virgin or BBC-worshiping regular virgin but not a "virgin".
pic is me btw 18 year old pure virgin
>>24051164
kik?
>>24050976
That's better. I fall into 2.
>>24051164
add me on snapchat. somedude5577
46/m
Virgin
Would love to have a virgin gf of any level and eventually become sexually active. Virginity used to be required, but over the years has become less important. My "standards" went from Pure Virgin, to Virgin, to "Virgin" to light sexual experience, to any sexual experience but never married, to divorced, to one young child. I wonder what it will be when I reach 50. lol I don't expect to ever have sex, but I still have hope. I've come really close a few times, but couldn't get it up. I think because I wasn't in love. So, if any of you virgin femanons out there are looking for a good older guy...
>>24051384
dude after like 45 your dick stops working so like ur only bet is a nice loli you can be confident around
>>24051472
A loli? Uhh, no. But if you were exaggerating and mean as young as possible but still legal age, then yes, I agree.
>>24051484
>>24051484
in germany the AOC is 14. So im sure you could find a nice 14 year old gf if you treated her right. You would have no problem getting hard with her because her expectations of penis size and performance are so low
>>24051529
Lmao what kind of 14 year old girl do you believe would want to be with a creepy 45 year old man?
>>24051529
its legal as long as her parents are ok with it. And i dont think they are ok with a creep like you.
>>24050852
That's my fetish!
>>24051534
add me on snapchat and we can talk about it :)
>>24050840
Have fucked all three. Since you are an autist, I'll explain this to you, having sex with virgins is not that much fun and is more work than sex. Even with foreplay and lube, you have to go very slow and gentle not to hurt them, you can't go balls deep, and you won't really be getting moans and groans of pleasure out of her, you'll be getting "ouch" and "owww!"
She won't know what she's doing either. Things that sexually experienced girls do, like put some fucking work into it when they ride, and grind their pelvises against yours when you thrust deep in there.. virgins are clueless.
>>24051842
yeah chad thundercock. not all of us are as tuff as you. I have a 4 inch penis and can't even get hard unless i know the girl has not fucked a bigger penis than me
>>24051842
4chan in charge of assuming everyone is autistic.
>>24050840
Kek this "info graphic" REEKS of /r9k/ and /pol/ fuckery
Sage.
This needs to be removed.
>>24052113
clearly a republican here that hates anything conservation
>>24051989
So it's virgin or Asian then?
>>24050840
Looks like a chart made by a /pol/r9k/ pedofaggot trying to project his retarded and gross preferences on the reader as facts.
>>24052113
Hivemind
>>24050840
There's no such thing as a pure virgin. Shit, there's no such thing as a pure human. My first gf was a "Mormon" virgin, and is still by far the kinkiest person I know.
Also
>virgins complaining about girls "not being virgin enough"
This is some weapons grade autism.
What the /r9k/? We now got "levels" of virginity?
>>24050840
Pure virgin. My girlfriend, now wife, didn't realize what cumming was, and when it happened, was delighted.
>>24051529
It's only legal if:
+ Her parents are consent
+ the older partner isn't older than 27 years old
+ you two very clearly are in LOVE (not just horny)
+ the younger partner isn't mentally handicapped
+ the older partner didn't trick the younger one into falling in love with him just to own and fuck her
All this is to make sure it is a love-based relationship where sex plays a not so important role. Fail one of these requirements - even without knowing - and you'll find yourself accused of hebe- (age 11-14) or ephebophilia (age 15) and get locked up in jail pretty quickly. Germany isn't Bangkok or Phuket, dude.
Btw: Ever wondered this cities with all its sex tourism are phonetically named "bang cock & fuck it"?
I call that a self-fulfilling phrophecy...
>>24051842
If you start describing sex with someone as 'more work' than you want it to be, you should probably only be seeing Tinder sluts. Virgin girls just aren't for you.
In contrast some or here would very much like to be with a virgin girl, no matter how 'pure' she is. We look further than just sexual performance and care much more about the connection we can make with someone. That's much more fair than experience lads hooking up with inexperienced women. More fair to you and the girl.
>>24050840
>be me
>not a virgin
>has had penetrative sex with one man
>can only take 5 inches max
>comfy with 3 or 4 inches inside
>disgusted with penises above 6 inches
I know the pic is mainly a joke, but I'm not as bad as a virgin or a "virgin".
I don't have these high expectations of penises and sex.
I'm sure some girls are the same way.
I know I wouldn't have sex with a guy who has a big penis because I'm sure he'd try to jam it all in and would hurt me.
>tl;dr
Not all girls are evil slutty size queens
>>24051384
Do you have a snapchat?
I just want consensual sex for free and gf.
>>24054012
This. Big dicks turn me off because penetration sucks anyways. I can't even get 2 fingers in me without serious pain, I sure as hell ain't fucking no 8incher.
Because of this I havent (and probably never will) have penetrative sex. Not worth the effort, not worth the excruciating pain for no reward at all. I'll stick to 3rd base.
>>24050852
My wife was Pure Virgin before she met me.
It happens, it's just rare.
>>24050840
>>autistic
>>sexist
>>racist
Inwouldnt worry about lowering any standard, just wait 3 years and go for the wizard thing you fucking mongoloid
TL; DR
Theres a reason you're still a virgin
Most of the people in this thread strike me as the type of guys who walk out of the shower and change still wet and walknoutside on a hot day and have that smelly moist/must/smell but dont know it.
>tfw 5" and just the right thickness
>tfw so tall it looks like my cock would be HUGE
>tfw it looks tiny on me
Virgins are scared of me
Sluts are bored with me
Cant win dude
>>24054265
well at least you have height anon. That matters the most. Sure you are not breeder class but that doesn't mean you still can't fuck the girls the alphas toss aside
I don't give a shit. I'd just like it if the girl was pretty.
t. 22 yo virgin
I'm actually afraid of sex, just thinking about getting even a finger inside makes me uncomfortable, i wonder if i will be able to even have kids by feeling like this. Worst is, that everyone is pretty much expecting to have sex before marriage, i don't get why, why does it has to be that way?
>>24056128
>pretty much expecting to have sex before marriage, i don't get why, why does it has to be that way?
It doesn't. Feel free to wait until marriage; there are many benefits to it.
>>24056128
What if you took the dominant roll? You'd have complete control. Also >>24056390
>>24056398
>What if you took the dominant roll?
>dominant roll
>roll
I don't think her initiative modifier is enough to make the saving throw.
>>24056508
>saw it right after I post
>no edit feature
>oh boy, cant wait for that totally original, smug post
You're tedious.
>>24056519
top kek
>>24050840
While not a any catagory, my current partner was a Pure Virgin and she was 20 when we started doing stuff
>>24056398
Great idea, now i must find a bunch of dices for when i get married.
>>24056708
How about you get some original jokes, you dumb bitch?
>>24056723
You can write them for me, faggot.
>>24050840
>tfw halfway between Pure and regular virgin
The internet ruined me.
>>24056761
That was one lame-ass comeback. I expected better, to be honest.
>>24056765
add me on snapchat: hellowantadonut
I'll ruin you :)
>>24056778
How can you expect anything from people posting on 4chan?
I'm pretty sure I was a pure virgin before I lost my virginity 3 years ago.
I lost my virginity to my best guy friend, and I had no concept of erections. Of course I had seen my brother's penis, but it was never erect and so I had no idea that penises did that. I was fascinated.
I remember being shocked with how big this guy's penis was (it's probably right around average).
I also know that I didn't know about oral sex at all and I never even thought about giving it or asking for it.
>>24056846
Trust me, my expectations were low.
>>24056879
Then why are you complaining?
>>24056899
Even though they are painfully low, you STILL managed to disappoint.
>>24056910
Geez semenpie, i can't believe you're noticing me this much.
>>24056928
primary kek
>>24050840
VIRGIN THREAD GENERAL THAT OP PICTURE IS THE SADDEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER SEEN WHAT IN THE SHIT MY NIGGA WHAT IN THE SHIT
>>24057036
top kek
>>24050840
Are you shitting me? If you're gonna have sex just do it with someone. At the end of the day it's thrusting your cock into a fleshy meat hole. There's no "pure" version of that.
>>24054012
>>24054058
My ex was like this. Not as bad as you two, but couldn't go all out. Had to do a ton of foreplay and use lots of lube for the first few months. After a while, she could take all 7.5 inches no problem.
>>24057444
how old was she and pics please f-f-for research purposes
>>24057036
I second this.
31 m virgin los angeles. kik: zsasza
i used to only want a virgin and while thats still my top fantasy i would totally lose it to a slut that did 100+ dudes. its not a matter of desperation i just dont find promiscuity unattractive anymore. i still think girls should be choosy and avoid douches but thats their business
>>24056128
> everyone is pretty much expecting to have sex before marriage
anyone who thinks that is a slut, Man-whore or otherwise.
I refuse to marry a girl who hasn't waited.
I will only marry a Pure virgin or virgin.
Statistically better chance of the marriage lasting,
>>24054012
>>24054058
you're supposed to start with foreplay
and stretch your vagina with fingers or toys first
you don't just try to ram it in.
when aroused the vagina is supposed to be quite elastic
after all babies are squeezed out of it later.
>>24057444
he knew what he was doing.
>>24058332
I've tried it all. Lube, toys, going slow, all the foreplay in the world. It just never feels good. Don't get me wrong, it's not that I can't take the pain/discomfort, but it's just never not been at least somewhat painful no matter what I've done. Doctor can't find anything wrong with me either, I'm just super small and super tight. Not everything works the way it should all of the time for every person you know?
I'll happily stay a "virgin" forever. Everyone gets their fun that way, without the added terror of pregnancy anyways. Win-win if you ask me.
>>24054058
It sounds like you have vaginismus.
I have vaginismus and it was only diagnosed after I complained that losing my virginity was so painful.
They do this test where they have 16 points and you have to rate the pain 0-10. There are some parts where my pain is a 10. This one spot, she held it and I thought I was going to pass out from how much pain I was in.
I have been perscribed some medicine that is supposed to help...insurance company said the physical therapy was "experimental" even though this is a pelvic floor muscle issue!
>>24058332
>you're supposed to start with foreplay
Woah! Someone's a sex expert!
No shit, retard. Everyone knows this. Some people have smaller and more sensitive vaginas.
I'm one of those people.
Also, it's so sensitive, it's difficult to touch it without me being in severe, shocking pain.
>after all babies are squeezed out of it later
Yeah, usually by people who have had lots of sex.
>>24058332
>I refuse to marry a girl who hasn't waited.
>I will only marry a Pure virgin or virgin.
>Statistically better chance of the marriage lasting
Usually because they have low expectations of sex and feel obligated to stay with them after being married.
Have fun being married to someone who you're not sexually compatible with.
>>24059455
I wouldn't marry a used good
>>24059614
If you consider someone who has explored what they like and don't like "used", then you deserve the lifetime of unhappiness you're going to have.
There's a reason that developed countries don't marry off virgin 12 year olds anymore.
>>24050840
>mfw i got a pure virgin gf
What would you consider a male who hasn't been with a woman but has been with men. Analy and orally. But no penal to vaginal entercourse.
>>24060275
I wouldn't consider you a virgin.
Sex doesn't have to be penis in vagina.
But hey, don't dwell on it. Virginity is a stupid concept invented by men who wanted to buy and own women.
>>24051989
24 year old femanon here, this is interesting to me.
> not all of us are as tuff as you. I have a 4 inch penis and can't even get hard unless i know the girl has not fucked a bigger penis than me
So what I'm hearing is: "I am insecure. My penis is only 4 inches and I can't get hard because I don't know if this girl has fucked a dick bigger than mine ;_; ;_; WAAAH WAAAH BAAAAHHHHHHHHHHWWWW BAAWWWW"
No wonder you have a problem getting hard, you retarded, autistic little gremlin. I'm glad you're struggling with this, rofl.
>>24051990
Yep, and you are so autistic.. IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!
>>24059678
>mfw OP finds out his pure virgin wife was a cumbucket way before they married anyways
>mfw I read the bible and realise christian girls take it up the butt more often (or at least they say so)
>mfw I grow up and realise mama and papa lied to me, I'm not really special because apparently everyone is special
Everything is a lie. Lana Del Rey is right, trust no one. Just saying, this idea OP has of his wife "pure virgin" whatever, so what? why is that so important to him? pure virgin? pure? Pure as in what way? And why am I supposed to care? Pure as in comparison to me, I've had sex. I've enjoyed it a lot too. I'm not even married, soo... Just saying, it would be hilarious and ironic and also funny to find out OP's "pure"(yeah, ok, whatever) wife was actually what you'd conventionally call a huge "slut". The word pure is not something I will take seriously, I don't give a fuck what OP meant with that word. Pure in what way? A vagina itself isn't gonna be pure in my eyes, I don't give a fuck if a woman is a virgin, I don't care, if she's menstruating, she can stay the fuck away from me. Just saying, I personally am not a man, I'm a woman and a heterosexual one at that. Keep those disgusting, menstruating vaginas away from me. I have enough with my own. "mfw I have a pure virgin wife" - I don't give a fuck, keep you and your "pure" menstruating wife away from me. No I will not let her sit on the edge of my bed, no.
Just saying OP, you telling us she's pure and all.. It doesn't fucking matter. You don't impress me. I'm gonna find me a "pure" Christian man. Who's never had sex. I will use the bible to lure him. He will be pure. He's never had sex, I will take his virginity! I will conquer him! He will be my property, I will mark him forever.
Just thought you'd understand that primite, retarded, savage way of thinking, OP. Eat shit, my friend.
>>24060674
primitive*
: D
>>24051068
You're gullible as fuck
>>24056870
this reminds me of my ex. She wasn't familiar with erections either. She had always seen me erect, so one evening we were just chilling after she had given me an handjob, then she puts her hand on my crotch and was all like "wtf? is your penis ok? is it sad?". That was cute, desu.
>>24061770
Yea, erections are pretty interesting.
It's become somewhat of a thing for me where I like pressing against them in makeout sessions.
>>24050840
I would have sex with literally anyone who is a girl, no STDs, and meets the age of consent.
>>24050840
LMAO
SHEBOONS BTFO
BLACK WOMEN GENOCIDE WHEN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>24063007
Keep doing it. I always liked it when girls do it
>>24050840
kek, yeah because all girls watch BBC porn haha bullshit
>>24050840
Dream girl is probaby the mid point between pure and regular virgin. I really just want to lose my virginity to a girl that won't judge me for being bad at sex
