Am I an alpha male?
>>24045662
Need to see back hair to confirm.
>>24045662
No you are fat.
>>24045672
It's muscle
>>24045673
Belly muscle? Haha.
You are fat.
>>24045681
Yeh too many sit ups has built muscle on my core.
>>24045687
Or too many hamburgers.
>>24045662
if you have to ask, nope.
>>24045662
idk but id fuck you
>>24045662
Alpha Sasquatch maybe
>>24045662
Show cock
i've seen hairier
>fat or muscle
>mfw This thread
>>24045662
>>24045668
Wow, you're hot!
Got a Kik? ;)
If you have to ask, no you're not alpha.
Though are impressive. Didn't know that gorillas had learned written language yet
>>24045662
You're a fatass on 4chan who's probably afraid of posting his face because it will detract from his already hideous body. You tell me if that sounds "Alpha"
Short answer: No.
Loong answer: Oo oo ah ah ah! Me think me alpha monkey!
>>24045673
Fat guy here.
It's fat.
