/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and fingerers - get in here! If new, please read the guidelines before posting.
>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples), jawlines. Tattoos, jewelry (watches, rings, cuffs, piercings), and stubble optional and appreciated. =D
>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.
>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...
>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. Try to crop around nose level and up... We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).
4. Most of us do not care for bare male feet. Again, use good judgment.
>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome and encouraged!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D
http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ
AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!
Prior thread:
>>24029205
>>24044323
What time is it? New thread o'clock already?!
Well hello there new thread!
-Brandt
Alrighty, one more before I go to bed. Gotta get the thread started somehow~
Should be able to grab some pictures in interesting locations (I've forgotten who made the request, but not the request itself!) this week - maybe even tomorrow.
>>24044421
Ah, yes... from the pervert mind of OP:
>>24037813
>> LOCATIONS REQUEST / IDEA <<
Can you guys take some appropriately cropped selfies and/or appropriate hand/arm/neck/jawline porn in various erotic locations?
These are just ideas - to be seized opportunistically. Please be safe and use discretion. Oh... and if you see wet pavement and/or asphalt- that always makes for a sexy background at night.
Ideas (beyond the traditional kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, gym stuff):
- Rooftops
- Elevator
- Cemetery
- Laundromat
- Beach or pier at a lake (dusk/evening)
- Stairwells?
- Alleyways
- Back of a extended wheel base car (evening)
- park/gazebo in the evening
- empty park benches, tall winding stairs and stadiums at night
- libraries, used book stores
- classrooms
- museums
- fire stations
Feel free to add your own, and girls - chime in with anything your deviant mind wants to see!
The tattoo pretty much removes any and all definition from my arm.
>>24044591
Get the camera closer and use a strong nearby spot light to cast shadows. It'll help if there's something a lot darker than your arm in the background.
> captcha lies! hamburger =\= sandwich!!!
I've been told I have nice hands. I guess they aren't very "manly" though...
Skinny arms don't help much either.
It's hot outside.
Ugh.
Have a present Cat.
>>24044556
Hello! These hands seem ... Somber.
>>24044591
Nice ink, thx for sharing- you could also define your hand/arms by interesting activities...
>>24044695
Those are indeed nice hands, anon. Your body hair density certainly ain't ladylike/babylike. We like skinny arms, too- show us whatcha got. What do these hands and arms do?
>>24044830
One of these days, I'm going to wean you off smokes by replacing your oral fixation with one of my fingers and/or my tongue.
>don't hate me, bestie!
>>24044421
After you've unplugged your electronics from afar, don't forget to get your artichoke all steamy... =)
>easy layup
>>24045190
Why thank you. Forgive me for not being too creative with my pics right now, but here's another that I took earlier with that one. I'm pretty shy, but if there's a decent amount of interest I might post more later...
Well, I used to do a lot of assembly/hands-on work in a factory, but these days I'm just a meagre artist. I also play guitar.
>>24044021
>>24044033
>>24044071
Welllllll fuck this set turned me into a river flow in the early morning. God damn.
>>24043436
I'm sorry, did you say something?
>>24043317
>You want that kind of action you best go get a room, and as it so happens I can think of one that's available.
Well I'm prepared to find out which one
>>24044556
HI there
>>24044591
But the tattoo is nice.
>>24044695
You're so funny!
>>24044830
Ahhhhh yess!!! Face fuzz, neck dip, and a smoke!!
>>24045190
Wean me off cigarettes with your what and the what now?
Yeah. That'll do it.
Um.
Have two pictures.
And two.
Sweaty from working out. Playing with lights and back drops.
>>24045412
Are you gonna let her kick my habit and replace it with another one?
>>24045190
>>don't hate me, bestie!
I can be okay with that, one dat this kitty cat will also quit
>>24045431
Hey, she's the boss! But in the meantime I sure do enjoy it.
>>24044321
pointless without dicks, that is the manliest part. The hands and stuff are teases.
Oh wait, there's one more... the tshirt version!
-Brandt
>AFK<
Who else wants to lounge in bed all morning instead of going to work today?
Unfortunately, I'm not going to get what I want- off to work. I'll have some to post later, though.
>>24045509
would cuddle and rub face all over
>>24045509
Pick me!
>post later
Yes, please!
>>24045505
Enjoying this edit.
Good morning, thread~
>>24045412
>Welllllll fuck this set turned me into a river flow in the early morning. God damn.
My goodness, whatever will we do?
>>24045737
I could dampen those fingers better than that coffee.
>>24043466
>>24044002
Captain Green here, thx for the flowers
>t good fw tittytraining is apparently paying off
>>24045412
I'm shifting in and out of dimensions pretty quickly, so come and get some, while it's fresh
>>24042633
Didn't even see this, when i posted the other day.
Thx for all the appreciation.
also
new pr with 4pics in the macro :>
>>24045930
Ahhhhhh I asked for boots lIke forever ago!
>I'm shifting in and out of dimensions pretty quickly, so come and get some, while it's fresh
Oh I will, but I hope you're prepared, because I'm probably just going to jump on you
>>24045251
Yah, come back and play with us! We like working hands, and artist/musician hands!
>>24045428
>Wean me off cigarettes with your what and the what now?
Well, if my fingers and tongue don't work, there's always a pronounced pair of nipples we could try. =P
>>24045492
<3 u!! Porn w/ bad boys and their vices is a bit like having cute rodents and marsupials and chocolate chip cookies in one's Insta / Pin feeds... Longing for the forbidden intensifies, boohoo.
>>24045497
Plenty of other threads on /soc/ for you, broanon.
>>24045509
Yiiiiis! You kill me, man.
>Asks for Torque cuddle pics. Torque delivers.
Would stick my face in your arm pit and cuddle you so hard.
>>24045737
>whatever will we do?
Lol! Well, it's up to you, but Cat was saying how she hates when she misses your sets, so you two are gonna have to sync scheds. ;)
>>24045930
>>24045980
Erg. Green. You make me feel things deeply. Glowing cube sequence was slightly more hypnotic than the grey sweatpants tease. Slightly. Either way, you could've made me do anything after those pics.
>>24046343
Utterly random bitching... why do I always seem to get the muddy-colored IDs that resemble turds of someone with a poor diet? As a chick, this irritates me... >=\
>>24045703
Picked!
>>24046343
Of course- you get to be in charge, too, sometimes.
Hmm, you two might have to share me for cuddles- want to schedule every other week and split holidays?
(Posting from phone, so ID is different and pic is probably turned)
>>24045509
Yes please!
>>24045852
>I could dampen those fingers better than that coffee.
I'm sure. ;)
>>24046343
>Lol! Well, it's up to you, but Cat was saying how she hates when she misses your sets, so you two are gonna have to sync scheds. ;)
If she keeps working weekends we're gonna have some trouble with that~
>>24046349
>Utterly random bitching... why do I always seem to get the muddy-colored IDs that resemble turds of someone with a poor diet? As a chick, this irritates me... >=\
I feel ya - I've had a yellow ID for a thread or two in a row now. I was kinda hoping to get a different colour this time around.
>high places part 2
>>24044456
Other location comments~
>- Elevator
Missed the opportunity to do this one today, but I'll try to remember for tomorrow~
>- Cemetery
I want to do this one - I just have to remember where the one in town is.
The library has tons of these chairs.
Not sure why I took a picture of the thermostat.
Enough of that shit, we're at the interesting part of the library now.
>have to solve 4 captchas
What the fuck.
And after this one, I got sidetracked by actually reading books~
And now for unrelated bits and pieces from my walk.
>>24046548
Yiiiiiis!
We're going to have to custody battle over you.
>>24046739
>If she keeps working weekends we're gonna have some trouble with that~
Set schedule, I probably always will :(
>>24046756
Bossy will wet herself upon seeing this.
>>24046761
Really though, because why no?
>>24046764
>>24046771
>>24046773
>>24046778
I was going to request book fondling this week, are you reading my mind instead?
>>24046785
>>24046790
I do enjoy when you fondle nature.
Hello morning my old friend.
I've been waiting for you...
good to see you.
>>24046548
Sharing is caring here at /mhfn/ house of whored out man parts! ;) adorable.
>>24046739
Weeeeerk dem cracks! hahaha... oh jeez.
>>24046750
Ahhh... do you have any more pics of the outside of the library? <3 the stone work
>>24046756
>>24046764
>>24046771
>>24046773
>>24046778
YIIIIISSS! Thx for taking these. I assumed that anyone that picked the library or old used bookstore would do the running of hands along book spines, selecting a book, page turning, etc. Glad I didn't have to spell it out. =D
>>24046785
Uncomfortable nervous giggling continues... ;)
>>24046977
>Bossy will wet herself
We know each other so well... <3 <3 <3
>>24047158
D-dr-drawstring and hairy beast bod
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
haaaaaaalp!
>>24047158
Oh god, I started sweating. All that dark fuzz. Mmmmffff!
>>24047178
Yassssss girl!
>>24047178
Yeah, these pants are almost 13 years old... starting to fall apart a bit. I should replace the cloth that holds the drawstring in the waist-band...
>>24047181
Mmm. I guess it is a bit warm in here. Should turn on the AC.
>>24047226
Is this gonna be the cuddle centric instantiation of this thread? =D If so, I don't mind at all!
>replacing cloth versus 13 year old pants
Sounds about right for guys and wardrobe maintenance. =) Old pants are the best, though.
>inb4 bossypants are the best kind of pants. I amuse myself...
>>24047247
But these are my most comfy and broken in linen lounge pants, worn 95% in-doors on lazy days with nothing to do!
Look, I just have to replace a strip of cloth on the inside, see? Not that big a deal:p
<strrrrrrretches>
OK, time to get up and initiate morning routine protocols.
I'll check y'all later.
btw, it's raining, and there's loads of asphalt and cement in large cities... :3
>>24047226
>>24047292
Good jesus in the heavens. I'm whimpering. so much hair. So sexual. Fuck
>>24047292
I see what you did there and I ain't even mad.
>sexually charged, maaaaybe. Mad, nope.
>>24047317
Fucking hell. Yes, pls gtfo!!!! Holy shit!
Where is the fucking ASCII emoji of crying + the OMG one? ='O
>impatiently waiting for the dishwasher to finish so I can have my cutting boards and plates back.
Dinner can be prepared without one or the other, but not both.
>>24046977
>Set schedule, I probably always will :(
Well, my schedule moves around periodically, but it's been a long time since I consistently had days in the middle of the week off.
>I was going to request book fondling this week, are you reading my mind instead?
It is a mystery~
>>24047178
>Ahhh... do you have any more pics of the outside of the library? <3 the stone work
The stone facades here are amazing, but also distinctive - if I take too many pictures, you'll know where I live~ (you know, if you haven't figured it out already).
I'll see what I can do tomorrow, though.
<yawns>
erg. comfy. dun wanna get up.
>>24047322
Yeah, I guess I can see that.
>>24047336
lololol
>>24047353
Fffffuck that tendon movement.
>Well, my schedule moves around periodically, but it's been a long time since I consistently had days in the middle of the week off.
I have never had weekends off. I don't even know the glory.
>>24047369
How about you don't get up and I'll just climb on top of you, yeah?
>>24047398
Well, I mean... why would you want to climb on top of me? I'm wearing pants!
>>24047421
You wouldn't be wearing them that long.
>>24047461
Yeah... they are pretty big in the waist on me. I was a lot heavier back then.
Just hangin right off my hips...
ah well. time to get changed anyway. Later!
>>24047491
FFS!!@$$&
If I see this same pic but with your hand down in your pants reaching for package, people are going to think that I've just been handed a litter of sleepy puppies!!!!!
>>24047491
>>24047555
Ahhhh lord. Well as much as I like a chunky dude, you look great!
>>24047569
mmmmfff...
wonderful idea...
but now, now I might have other problems...
>>24047585
hehe... thanks:D
>>24046977
>custody battle
I think I'm more like a toy or plaything you have to share ;)
>imokwiththis.jpg
>>24047178
>parts
Please, use all of me.
OKAY, FOOD TIME
>measuring the soy sauce 'cause the one thing I can't eyeball is a tablespoon
>>24047379
>Fffffuck that tendon movement.
>>Well, my schedule moves around periodically, but it's been a long time since I consistently had days in the middle of the week off.
>I have never had weekends off. I don't even know the glory.
>>24047555
Oh fucking hell those hipbones. You're killing me here.
The third-most important ingredient goes directly with the rice.
Just feeling some breast~ (that joke will never get old)
>>24047353
>stone facades / Nolly location (deferring webm viewing until later)
Btw- No prob and no pressure! I haven't figured out where you are, and if you'd rather not have that be known, that's totes understandable. There are lots of other great buildings and settings to capture! Although stone masonry is high on my buildings porn list. =)
Oh! If you do get to a cemetery tomorrow and if it's not too disruptive of others... Gently resting hand on a tombstone or resting arm on a side/column of a mausoleum would be wonderful to see.
>>24047622
I can deal with that
>>24047653
Why did you quote all of that? Am I confused?
>>24047667
It doesn't!
>>24047688
>Why did you quote all of that? Am I confused?
Shit, I forgot to write the response to that.
>.>
Let's all pretend that was intentional~
>>24047675
>Btw- No prob and no pressure! I haven't figured out where you are, and if you'd rather not have that be known, that's totes understandable. There are lots of other great buildings and settings to capture! Although stone masonry is high on my buildings porn list. =)
As said - I'll see what I can do. There's plenty around.
>Oh! If you do get to a cemetery tomorrow and if it's not too disruptive of others... Gently resting hand on a tombstone or resting arm on a side/column of a mausoleum would be wonderful to see.
I have to find it first! And I'll definitely give those poses a try~
If anybody was wondering why I left the jalapeno slices intact - it's because when the egg fills the inside and fries like this, it's tasty as fuck.
>>24047700
>>24047704
Please come chop my veggies
Sorry there weren't more pics of me doing the chicken here - things got kinda rushed around the point where I was doing the egg, and the chicken left the spotlight for a while.
>>24047713
>Please come chop my veggies
Sure~
>>24047667
>>24047669
>>24047673
God, I hope you washed your hands.
Aaaaand, finished product. (if it seems familiar - it's basically the same dish I did a few days ago, but with white onions this time, and chicken).
>>24047379
>Fffffuck that tendon movement.
They do that sometimes~
>I have never had weekends off. I don't even know the glory.
It's not quite as glorious as everyone makes it out to be. Bars are less crowded during the week, anyway. (well, I guess that depends on what day we're talking).
>>24047719
>God, I hope you washed your hands.
Always! Even if it wasn't common sense when swapping between raw meat and veggies, I absolutely hate having stuff stuck to my hands.
>>24047716
You can also Cook me food :D
>>24047688
Yay! Though I am hoping cuddle time leads to other things...
I know Bossy's request was pillow hugging, but I wonder if she meant pillow humping. That's a thing, right?
>>24047921
If it doesn't, you're not cuddling properly.
And yes it's a thing, a damn good thing!
>>24047958
Well, they say practice makes perfect.Wanna come up with a training regimen to go back and forth between the things expertly?
I'm not sure about my mouth in this one, so you know, umm, just look down if you don't like it.
>>24047994
I'm prepared to trying as much and as hard as needed.
You know I love those lips.
>>24048058
They would be all over you- brushing, kissing, and sucking. I keep them soft, too (I kind of freak out if I don't have access to my burt's bees stick).
And back to relaxing...
>>24048125
You look like a ride, to ecstacy. Catwoman also has a chapstick addiction.
Whew. Made it outside.
Can't say I'm terribly focused though.
Bossypants, Cat, you nearly made me call in sick for my first job.
Bravo.
-Brandt
Guess who went for a walk this evening?
>>24044456
>- empty park benches, tall winding stairs
Stay tuned~
>stadiums at night
This gives me an idea or two. The trouble will be getting enough light for the shot.
>>24047798
>You can also Cook me food :D
Indeed I can! I hope you like spicy food, 'cause it's rare for peppers not to sneak into my food somewhere.
I'm actually kinda sad they cut down this bush. It was this big evergreen thing, maybe 5ft tall and easily 15ft around, sort of at the corner of a row of townhouses a block or two down from me.
>hands + fence, 1/?
>hands+fence, 2/?
>hands+fence 3/?
>hands+fence 4/6
>hands+fence 5/6
>hands+fence 6/6
The sunset was unimpressive, but I did try the dusk+gazebo bit.
Maybe we'll get a good one later this week.
This leaf was a dirty little slut.
>>24048412
>>- empty park benches, tall winding stairs
>Stay tuned~
Well, I might've lied about the benches. This is the best I could find on the way I went tonight.
It's hard to get both of my hands in the picture. Luckily, I had some help.
More playing with sticks~
Okay, last one for now~
>>24047622
There will be no part of you left unused. Except for your feet, for reasons previously discussed. =)
>Honest dork reveal time. When you guys show your hot bods on this thread, I giggle- sometimes aloud- because the Uruk-hai from The Two Towers always replays in my head... "man-flesh"!!
https://youtu.be/-BpcArRYTpE
>>24047710
Culinary secrets from an /mhfn/ porn superstar... are there no limits to your wonderful mysteries?
>Sorry to ignore the other pics - seeing raw meat food gives me the heebie jeebies for some reason, even though pics of human blood and surgeries don't phase me.
>>24047921
Awww yis! If pillow humping weren't a thing, you've now made it a thing. =)
>>24047994
jesus CHRIST
>>24048125
GODDAMNIT!!!!!! Motherfucker. )*(%@Q#UIP67rt
>I never found out whether it was intentional, but when Books first posted a pose like this, my filthy mind just assumed it was because he wanted to 69. OK FINE!!!! jesjklefsljkse
*muttering*
>>24048336
Wellllllll... as my old boss used to say in reference to teasing... "What, you can dish it out, but you can't take it?" ;)
>>24048412
Responding later when these can get the attention they deserve. Today was ... unproductive for this one.
>>24048574
I'll even leave socks on for sexy times, unless my feet are on slippery surfaces. Stability is key, ya know.
Your incoherent reactions are the best- they make me feel like I've done something right.
And implying a 69 wasn't my intention, but that is a favorite thing of mine. It's so difficult to focus on what I'm doing if someone else knows what they're doing, though. Maybe that's part of the appeal- "Can I do such a good job that they can barely do anything?"
>bump<
>>24048412
>Guess who went for a walk this evening?
Am jealous, but happy that we get to tag along through your pics =)
>>24048420
>I'm actually kinda sad they cut down this bush
Ayyyy, same. Depressing scene- the Christmas tree lots a week after Christmas, with all the dead excess inventory. There are worse things, but still...
>>24048438
hehehe... I assume the bass has less twang than the barbed wire...
>hope you had a recent tetanus shot just in case
>>24048482
Well, don't you look as cute as a ... button
>>24048512
Had a dirty joke, but it wasn't funny enough at that poor leaf's expense. She probably feels bad enough about herself as it is...
>>24048527
Park benches - not bad - more that you can do with the back of the bench as far as your arms and hands resting on the back as you see fit.
>>24048532
>>24048534
Stairs! Sit on the stairs next time and take a selfie as you're leaning back, angle your head away/down, resting your elbows on 'em?
>>24048538
Dat's a splintery slope to go down.
>>24048543
Hard to view this and not think "gratuitous vein shot", although I know it isn't. And we like gratuitous vein shots anyway...
>>24048728
hahaha... I'm sure you'd keep me distracted enough such that I wouldn't be thinking about your feet ifyaknowwhatImean
>incoherent reactions
Well, it's either due to keyboard pounding, or it's an accurate depiction of what's buzzing in my head at the time. You know, like how when you get so mad that the only thing you can see is red iridescent splotches of rage or when you come so hard that you can't see or hear a damn thing...
You're doing it right. ;)
>>24049234
Gee, Brandt. It looks awfully warm in that black shirt against what must be a sun-baked brick wall. I mean, isn't it stifling, what with the heat being trapped in there?!...
>>24049261
Are you asking me to take my shirt
off in a public air-conditioned coffee shop?
Because I totally would if you do too:3
>>24049433
Got a case of the giggles again because so many folks have their faces buried in their phones that I'm sure no one would notice either of us. And where I'm at, it's probably not that unusual an event, either. =D
>>24049592
You probably aren't wrong.
Have another lift pic.
>>24048412
>Indeed I can! I hope you like spicy food, 'cause it's rare for peppers not to sneak into my food somewhere.
I could use some spice in my life, all I ever eat is raw veggies and such because I'm too lazy to actually Cook
>>24048420
The stump shape is interesting though!
>>24048433
>>24048438
For some reason I'm still afraid of fences that have metal attached to it.
>>24048512
>>24048519
Always fingering such innocent things.
>>24048557
Such silliness.
>>24049234
I enjoy these bumps
I typed out a response like an hour ago, hit post, it never showed up. Now I'm just angry.
Pushing that button.
Calling that lift.
Back to the top!
>bump<
'morning, ladies.
>>24049261
>Ayyyy, same. Depressing scene- the Christmas tree lots a week after Christmas, with all the dead excess inventory. There are worse things, but still...
The worst part is probably that they haven't planted anything else in the space. It's just so empty without that bush.
>Well, don't you look as cute as a ... button
Speaking of - I need to remember to take pictures when I get around to sewing the middle button of that shirt back on.
>Park benches - not bad - more that you can do with the back of the bench as far as your arms and hands resting on the back as you see fit.
>Stairs! Sit on the stairs next time and take a selfie as you're leaning back, angle your head away/down, resting your elbows on 'em?
I'll see what I can do!
>Hard to view this and not think "gratuitous vein shot", although I know it isn't. And we like gratuitous vein shots anyway...
Let's be fair - most of them are gratuitous vein shots~ ;)
>>24049990
>I could use some spice in my life, all I ever eat is raw veggies and such because I'm too lazy to actually Cook
Well, I hope you like it hot. ;)
Om nom nom
>>24050250
>Well, I hope you like it hot. ;)
Well if it's as spicy as this photo I'm not sure I'll be able to handle it, but I am willing to find out
>>24050252
Well now I want to suck on your fingers.
>>24050254
And perhaps something else.
>>24049743
>>24050239
All aboard the Ladyboner Express. What floor, pls?
>pls press my buttons
>I'll be taking a few trips up and down
>>24050250
I laughed at how observant you are =)
>you'll like our er... horticulture(?) better
>>24050252
Still don't know how you get with the ladies if they're loling all the time. =D but maybe you're not making nom noises when you meet with them in the beddie
Only 3.5 months of growth
Lady's love a tease
>>24050479
Whoa. I guess our neck qualifies even though it's completely obscured by some serious beard. Cat's senses are probably tingling as I type...
>>24050504
We do love a tease! Consider it an allocation of foreplay throughout the day so you don't have to invest so much effort later. ;)
>^^Ladies also love when apostrophes don't get abused
>>24050574
^^your, not our. Ugh.
*slaps self in face*
>>24050582
Fuck, I know how to use proper grammar I promise. Lol
>>24050656
Haha- don't worry. I'm plenty guilty of careless typing/lack of proofreading...
Welcome- thx for contributing! What are these man arms up to today?
>averting eyes from pubes...you move fast
>>24050715
I got the day off! :D If I'm lucky I'll be working on my portfolio later but so far I'm being lazy ass lol. And trust me, you won't be seeing the full package too soon ;)
>>24050479
I do enjoy beards, but let's see some hands and arms
>>24050504
We do.
>>24050574
You know me too well.
>>24050656
Getting dirty right away, huh?
>>24050769
Those collarbones are nice!
>>24050788
Thanks ;) and yeah I tend to get dirty fast but I'll be holding back some
Why do I keep waking up around this time?
I suppose it could be worse.
At least I still have my hand.
Well, two, rather. Two hands.
>>24050830
>Why do I keep waking up around this time?
Because my dirty thought telepathic skills are growing stronger each day...
>>24050841
>>24050856
>>24050864
Well, if you need something to do, I'm available. Except you really should go back to sleep. You'll need your energy.
>>24050873
Available for what, pray tell?
>>24044321
piano hands
>>24050884
hooooly fuck
>>24050877
Performance work...
>>24050884
Damn. I hate when guys have nicer hands than I do. Very lovely! Will we see these hands in action at some point? Hopefully...
>>24050900
>Performance work...
High?
>>24050922
You could say that... And you'd be right.
>what is the light source?
>>24050935
Intriguing.
>A screen saver on an old laptop.
>>24050947
Caaaaaatwoman! He dun gone and brought out the dir-tay!!!!!!!
Help!!!!!
Buy stock in P&G, makers of always pantiliners!!!!!
>>24050956
Brought out the dirty?
Why, whatever could that possibly mean?
Dirty is an adjective, not a noun..,
>>24050970
"Dirty" is both an adjective and a verb, as in 'to dirty one's panties'
"Dir-tay" is something different altogether and is a noun that refers to an unquantifiable set of lewd thoughts...
Stairs were BUSY today. Could only get the one photo.
>>24050344
>Well now I want to suck on your fingers.
>And perhaps something else.
;)
>>24050464
>Still don't know how you get with the ladies if they're loling all the time. =D but maybe you're not making nom noises when you meet with them in the beddie
I really do have to resist the urge to make jokes in bed. Sometimes I even succeed~ :D
Moar stonework through windows.
And speaking of busy, so am I. If the weather holds out, I'll have better stuff tomorrow - or maybe even later tonight.
>>24050986
Huh. Interesting.
well, this has been fun, but I'm going to try to sleep again. I'll check y'all later.
>>24050900
yes, maybe but not soon. i am on vacation
mmkay
>>24051010
>>24051015
Am delighted by both stairs and stonework, thank you!
>>24051017
Ah shit. Now I have to know how you came about a 50th anniversary shirt for NASA (which look remarkably vibrant, 8 years later)
>your nonchalant pose here, though- cracks me up
>>24051052
>reminds me to write a script that outputs a litany of cuss words to screen
>>24051066
Hope you sleep well. And keep your hands to yourself. Literally. As in, all over yourself. Or at least a certain area bounded by your underwear.
>>24051069
Okie
>>24051085
Hello! That's OK- I tend to mumble in the morning, too.
>>24050864
>>24050856
Oh lord, help me, please
>>24050947
Neck tendons and collar bones to create puddles.
>>24051052
And so does fuzz.
>>24051015
I mean, I'll keep you busy if that's what you wanted.
>>24051017
Blond fuzz. Veiny forearms. Lusting so hard..
>>24051085
More?
Is this how am I supposed to do?
>>24046276
I remembered that ;)
>I hope you're prepared, because I'm probably just going to jump on you
oh jump on me, you will....
>>24046343
yeah, gotta thank high-me for that idea :D
>go shopping
>try pic related on
>kind of got the size wrong
>takes 2 minutes to get off
>tear off price tag in process
>>24051181
Yep, it's a start. Hands and arms are better with context, though!
>>24051276
Hahahahaha!!! Sorry, I'm laughing at the situation, not at your ridiculous build and the shirt made for boys 7-11 years old ;)
>got any more pics with your lips/neck regardless of sobriety?
>>24051276
Forgot to say thx to everyone for the reflective surface shots- notably mirrors. Am grateful.
>>24051181
Sort of.
>>24051276
It would have been fun watching you attempt to take it off though.
>oh jump on me, you will....
Be prepared to catch me, if not we're both going down.... well I mean that's the idea, isn't it?
>>24051154
sure
>>24051414
This is a good pose for you, LaconicAnon
>> RANDOM GENTLE / CARING HANDS PLUS HAIR REQUEST <<
This is a repeat, but ...
To the man hands and forearms that have access to females with pretty hair (can be friends, family- this is not meant to be erotic)... Can we see some shots with your hands and arms being caring?
Examples:
-hand stroking her hair, comforting her as she buries face in your chest
-your lips/neck bent down, kissing her forehead as your hand is on the back of her head. Again, meant to be comforting - not sexual
-maybe there's a gal pal who wears her hair in dual braids and you're flipping one of them behind her shoulder
-her face obscured by long hair, your hand reaching over, back of the hand facing camera as if you're about to brush the hair aside to reveal her face
I know, these are all opportunistic! Just throwing ideas out there.
Fuck yeah, my SVHS tape arrived! (And for all 0 of you who care, it has the right order of resistivity/conductivity as well.)
>>24051130
>Ah shit. Now I have to know how you came about a 50th anniversary shirt for NASA (which look remarkably vibrant, 8 years later)
8 years sounds wrong for some reason... I think I must've gotten the shirt 6 or 7 years ago.
Anyway - I got it by going to Cape Canaveral. They sold them there at the time~ :P
>>your nonchalant pose here, though- cracks me up
I sense something of a theme here.
>>24051154
>I mean, I'll keep you busy if that's what you wanted.
If you keep me busy, I won't get anything else done today, though~
>Blond fuzz. Veiny forearms. Lusting so hard..
Probably a decent mix of properly light-coloured and sun-bleached, but yeah.
>>24051276
Jesus Christ.
>>kind of got the size wrong
>>takes 2 minutes to get off
>>tear off price tag in process
heheheh
I also have a short video of me frustratedly trying to open the cassette with one hand; if anyone's interested, I'll upload that later.
>>24051586
>If you keep me busy, I won't get anything else done today, though~
It would be so much fun though
>>24051631
How did I miss this originally? Now I really am yearning to distract you.
Hey look, I found a bench!
1/3
The things you find when running in parks.
2/3
And a slightly lower angle for those of you who appreciate such things.
3/3
>>24051774
>>24051777
>>24051780
This does make me want to come sit next to you.
>tfw no qt to sleep with me , yet.
if you got requests, shoot them ^^
gn~
>>24051130
>Hope you sleep well. And keep your hands to yourself. Literally. As in, all over yourself. Or at least a certain area bounded by your underwear.
You mean that underwear right there?
What kind of sick fetishes do you have, molesting air! Bah!
-Brandt
>>24051849
We could smoke cigarettes together!
I'll have to bum one though, I'm currently out. What will it cost me?
>>24051586
Well if it didn't have the right order, you'd be fucked!
And thx re: NASA shirt explanation. Didn't jive with where I thought you were geographically, not that I even know where you were 6-7 yrs ago. Mysteries. ;)
Might've ROFLMAO at your "Jesus Christ" of Captain Green's t-shirt escapade
>>24051631
Yes pls!!!! Frustrated opening of packages is hilarious!!!
>>24051777
>>24051780
Ah fuck. Can we just hang out? Seriously. I promise I won't try to suck your dick while we're walking around the park or chilling on a bench. Unless the trips calls for it.
>>24051850
Oh, that's sweet! How come manufacturers haven't made plush doll versions of you for cuddling?
>>24051856
Mean. Cosmic vengeance, my filthy friend.
>>24051850
Volunteering!
>>24051860
Depends on how many you bum, each smoke costs you two articles of clothing after the run.
>>24051966
I'm not sure how I missed that
>>24051732
>It would be so much fun though
>How did I miss this originally? Now I really am yearning to distract you.
Please come distract me~ I can't focus on this shit at all.
>>24051912
>Well if it didn't have the right order, you'd be fucked!
Well, more like "out $6" than "fucked", but yeah. Granted, I could (and probably still will) definitely still use the tape even if it didn't have suitable resistive properties for a ribbon controller, but this means I can get working on that project a little sooner.
>And thx re: NASA shirt explanation. Didn't jive with where I thought you were geographically, not that I even know where you were 6-7 yrs ago. Mysteries. ;)
I've got a lot of relatives that live in Florida, actually (though the one I was visiting when this shirt was gotten doesn't live there anymore), so finding me down there at certain times of the year isn't unheard of (I prefer going during the winter).
>Might've ROFLMAO at your "Jesus Christ" of Captain Green's t-shirt escapade
Like, I've worn some tight clothes before. But goddamn.
>Yes pls!!!! Frustrated opening of packages is hilarious!!!
In a bit! For now, here's me being frustrated while writing~
>>24052009
>I'm not sure how I missed that
I mean, you probably wouldn't have seen the clothes if you were there in the room with him either. ;)
>>24051912
I'm not filthy anymooooore!
Bet you're thinking about fixing that now...
>>24052058
Once again, apologies for snickering at your frustration and rage. ;)
>>24052177
Oh, stop. Holy water itself couldn't cleanse the depravity from your mouth...
>not like I'd let your mouth be free long enough to be cleansed with holy water...
>>24052177
>>24049743
One-off request idea since you have the sleek elevator... do you mind trying to grab some pics of your cupped hand? The background would be the elevator's buttons. Your cupped hand would be in the foreground and the camera is our eyes such that it would look like a POV shot where you're about to muzzle us... Might need to get a couple of stills with your cupped hand getting increasingly closer to camera lens.
If you want to switch your watch to your dominant hand for the pic, I am OK with that... blush. =X
>for reasons. lewd, fantasy reasons
>>24052058
>Please come distract me~ I can't focus on this shit at all.
I have plenty of assets to distract.
>>24052373
>Once again, apologies for snickering at your frustration and rage. ;)
Nah, it's cool. Believe me, better than the alternative.
On that note - have some more. ;)
(I can open it with one hand without struggling, but it's more entertaining when I'm holding it wrong)
>>24052425
>I have plenty of assets to distract.
You would show up to distract me right after I finish working.
Of course, now you've got my full attention, so I'll let you decide whether your timing was good or bad~
>>24052390
Totally doable. The elevator from that pic is across town, though there are plenty near me that would suit this purpose. I'll look for a small dark one:3
-Brandt
>>24045505
This is my new phone background. Your pictures are so nice to look at
>>24052449
Nolly! This is almost anticlimactic! I expected to see furious shaking, fist pounding the table in between failed attempts, etc! =P
But I enjoyed it anyway and am still resolved not to drink anything upon thread review lest I snarf...
>>24052599
I'm glad to hear that! Curse of the Creative, I try to make everything look cool:p
>>24052449
>You would show up to distract me right after I finish working.
Of course, now you've got my full attention, so I'll let you decide whether your timing was good or bad~
I mean I'd show up about 30 minutes prior to you being finished ideally.
>>24052767
>Nolly! This is almost anticlimactic! I expected to see furious shaking, fist pounding the table in between failed attempts, etc! =P
Haha, I said frustrated, not angry! Angry fists are not for the bass, not the table with my electrical components~
(I'm sure most of them would be fine - except the ICs - but resistors, tiny disc caps, and diodes are a real bitch to find on carpet).
>But I enjoyed it anyway and am still resolved not to drink anything upon thread review lest I snarf...
Heh. Well, maybe I can give you something a little more aggressive anyway~
Bear claws checking in. Arms are all tore up from baking straw the last week straight. And now I'm at work.
>>24053137
>Haha, I said frustrated, not angry! Angry fists are not for the bass, not the table with my electrical components~
Fucking hell. FOR the bass, NOT the table of components.
Dropping off some more experiments...
Probably should've gone with the white background...
Leaning back for this one.
Like the leading hand here.
>>24053095
aw yis- moar pls!
>>24053137
You have no idea how much I enjoyed this! I laughed. I gawked. Am glad that I waited at least an hour after eating to view.
>>24053146
I have had this feel.
>>24053141
Oh hey! Thx for checking in! Come relax on the thread after work and be safe!
>>24053198
And fuck.
>>24053202
Why am I not in this chair?
>>24053208
I said WHY THE EFF am I not (bound and) in this chair?!?!?!!!!
>>24053282
Why do I gotta wait till after work? I can during
>>24053282
Why aren't you (bound and) in this chair?
>>24053330
If you're able to do so, by all means- pull up a chair! =) although the one that Brandt is flaunting (a) unfortunately has no armrests for your working paws and (b) is meant to fulfill my mind's perverted desires...
>>24053358
*whimper*
>>24053376
Aw. Poor sweet girl.
Can't even respond to a simple question.
>>24053387
...
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>Waiting for character limit to hit before I fucking wail my head off through the gag
>>24053429
Interesting response...
By all means.
Wail.
Hello? Are you in need of assistance?
Honestly officer, I was completely unaware she had a heart condition...
>>24053483
>>24053631
>>24053673
It seems you have slain the entire thread.
>>24053961
Maybe the thread just needs a helping hand.
Maybe a working arm, as well?
>>24054168
Woof.
I can tell you, female bits are going to be asking to get worked on.
>Brandt here on bump-before-bed duty
>>24054168
Work indeed! Sorry for the crickets, guys- distractions abound. Pls submit all comforting and gentle pics of hands and arms (pats, embraces, mussing of furry friend's hair) if you can muster!
>need to get you some plaid gloves, BTW. Signature Torque moneymaker protectors?
>>24051276
hot
literally salivating
>>24054168
.//////////////////////////////.
>>24051017
omfg your lip i need them
>>24047669
come over and cook for me pleaaaase
any of you want a tranny gf? ._.
>>24051017
*heart eyes*
>>24051314
there's a little more of that in the second pic i took
>>24051314
>>24051325
>>24051586
I actually contemplated using my little keychain pocketknife to cut myself free, after failing to lift the shirt any higher than my chest, in the first attempt :D
something like this?
>>24054885
That is some fine German engineering you have there. Precision at its finest. Holy shit.
So, how'd you get the wetsuit off?! Cooking oil? If so, are there pics from that?!
>>24054903
Something exactly like that, thx! Uhm.
Pictures from my walk later~
>>24053282
>You have no idea how much I enjoyed this! I laughed. I gawked. Am glad that I waited at least an hour after eating to view.
Slap bass gets like that sometimes~
>>24054885
>I actually contemplated using my little keychain pocketknife to cut myself free, after failing to lift the shirt any higher than my chest, in the first attempt :D
Heheheh
>>24054697
>omfg your lip i need them
You can borrow them, but I will have to get them back eventually~ ;)
>come over and cook for me pleaaaase
Gladly!
>>24054780
>*heart eyes*
<3
Wet stone~
More water.
Perspective.
I found some blackberries on the side of the road today. Didn't have any, but I might pick a few to eat the next time I come home that way.
And an alt-take from earlier, for those of you who like drawstrings and/or this angle.
>>24052858
Well you sure caught my attention. Love all of them. Very, um, thought provoking. Even if those thoughts are dirty.
>>24054981
Do you need help finding your way back to the Abercrombie & Fitch catalog? Good grief, man.
>>24055030
>>24055274
Back to giggling nervously at wet sanitation covers...
>>24055279
I love your stones. Also- your fingers look as long as your forearm here
>>24055281
Ahhhh!!!! This is my fave!!! Yiiiiis! Thx =) really love it
>>24055283
>>24055289
>>24055291
Hey TGF! Looks like a lush day again for you outside!
>>24055293
We never complain about that angle of being on the floor, looking at drawstrings and ... Other things.
>>24053427
Hi anon- sorry that I missed your post. Brandt had me bound and gagged last night. That looks like a comfy pillow and a caring hand... Pillows, mmmm... zzzzzzz
>>24055464
How could I tie you up if you never made it to the chair?!
Geeze I tell ya...
>>24055488
Semantics. I meant "had the bucket of goo formerly known as bossypants strapped to the chair".
Don't you have a sleek elevator to finger fuck or muzzle your camera in? Perhaps you need a mic w/ stand to caress?!??!!
>ahhh... Bitching out cocky sonsofbitches. The next best thing to uh... idk. Carbs.
>>24055627
Well, so long as it's semantics...
And I'll get to those other requests! Can't a guy get all sweaty from working out, then hop in the shower, get dressed, and THEN go about satisfying your needs?
Yeesh! Mornings need routine!
>>24055662
Git your priorities in order! Cardio: bossypants, shower (w/ bossypants), do bossypants's sheets (since you're the offender), and IF you have time- that shit about getting dressed. I mean, why the hell else do you have body hair anyway if you're not going to use it?!
>oooops. Fiery temper.
>>24053137
Screaming over this webm.
>>24055030
Holy shit you are so adorable it's painful.
>>24055293
I do like this angle.
>>24054885
Still so good.
>>24054168
Damn them veins.
>>24054046
It always does!
More slutty leaf shots while I figure out what I'm going to do this evening.
>>24055456
>I love your stones. Also- your fingers look as long as your forearm here
It happens~
>>24055456
>Hey TGF! Looks like a lush day again for you outside!
Nah, this is still Nolly. It is very lush today, though, for sure - it's already rained twice.
>>24055731
>Screaming over this webm.
Glad you like it!
>Holy shit you are so adorable it's painful.
I can't help it~
>>24055728
Whoah their friend-o! I do have my own stuff to get done, ye ken?
I'll have my people call your people and we'll work it out, ok? No need to unleash the beast you know.
So unruly. Tsk tsk!
>>24055751
Someone pls get those leaves some foliage condoms at once! Perhaps some lube, too. They seem a bit dry...
Sorry for muffing up the IDs! Tired. =(
>>24055755
Oh. That reminds me. You need to do the "shame on you" pose. Pls not this week, though. I am spent.
>>24055456
>I love your stones
Is that so? ;)
>juuuust noticed the innuendo now.
>>24055803
>Someone pls get those leaves some foliage condoms at once! Perhaps some lube, too. They seem a bit dry...
Aye, but she got pretty wet when I dropped the leaf in the little puddle (that's probably obscured by darkness in the photo).
>Sorry for muffing up the IDs! Tired. =(
It happens~
>>24055456
>Hey TGF! Looks like a lush day again for you outside!
Not me, shame on you, could've realised that through the filenames!
I actually didn't post anything in this thread yet.
>Nobody of you playing it or why did nobody do this yet? :D
>>24055914
And something not so nerdy and grainy.
>>24055803
Spent?
Sounds like time to recharge.
What's your energy beverage of choice?
>If it wasn't apparent, iced coffee is mine in the summer.
>>24055299
Hey, thoughts are always good things. Nothing worse than a perpetually empty head.
Glad I could fill yours enjoyably:3
>>24055840
I may be unusually tired, but the vision of you seeking out a puddle to drop a leaf with multiple orifices into would crack anyone up...
>>24055914
Ayyyy... was on mobile and multitasking so didn't do the proper lingering! Apologies.
>Saw several cohorts of Pokemon Go peeps on the streets this past week
>Amused myself at the thought of them getting tagged by a low-speed vehicle as they went about their way, oblivious to their surroundings
>Decided not to wish it upon them; traffic is bad enough already
'Tis a cute pic, though!
>>24055995
Mmmmm. Hard.
>>24056076
Water. =(
>Was going to reference something with uh... higher sodium content, but didn't want to sound like a broken record...
>>24055840
Good lord the veins in this shot!
>>24056076
Ice coffee yes! I have been obsessed with plain black ice coffee for weeks now
>>24055914
Oh lord. Not you too!
Oh yeah, I got more mail today. There might be something worth sharing from it, but at the moment I'm at a loss what to do except show off the box.
>>24056134
>I may be unusually tired, but the vision of you seeking out a puddle to drop a leaf with multiple orifices into would crack anyone up...
Heheheh
>>24056134
>Good lord the veins in this shot!
They do that
>>24056365
Such care for that corrugated cardboard...
OH!!!!! I forgot to share this with you last night!$!!
Made my friend finger the lattice of (small, inefficient) gloryholes at Chipotle!!!
>Because we are immature and simple things amuse us.
I hope he did you proud.
>>24054676
Plaid, eh? I'm intrigued by your interest in that pattern now. You find them for me and I will model them for you. I prefer latex over nitrile- they feel so much better and stretch more.
>>24055731
Damn you, veins!!!
>>24056371
>Such care for that corrugated cardboard...
Of course! It brought me lovely things! (Plus, someone wanted gentle poses)
>OH!!!!! I forgot to share this with you last night!$!!
>Made my friend finger the lattice of (small, inefficient) gloryholes at Chipotle!!!
>>Because we are immature and simple things amuse us.
>I hope he did you proud.
Hahaha, that's great. Though unless your friend's fingers are a whole hell of a lot bigger than they look, those are gonna be some tight gloryholes.
>>24056134
Higher sodium content... Gatorade?
>>24056280
Iced coffee is amazing. Love it. However, chatting with a friend, I think the endorphins from working out combined with the caffeine are keeping me up at night... might have to downgrade my coffee consumption:/
Hey look, a freshly paved and painted road!
>>24056572
I mean... did I tap the wrong picture or did my photo app Bork again?
>>24054676
Alas, I don't have access to someone I can hold comfortingly, so while I mean these to be sweet, they might just be sad.
Perhaps you can imagine someone (or yourself) in my arms, ear and face pressed against my chest- feeling the slow and subtle expansion and contraction of our chests against each other with each breath.
>>24054676
(it's easier just to write this with you)
My arms firmly holding you against me, my hand reaching up to stroke your hair gently from time to time and to hold your head in position when I bend my head down to kiss the top of your head and then rest my cheek on it.
>>24056402
Was trying to think of something clever to say ... And then the smell of burning garlic and onions snapped me out of my haze. Holy.
>>24056565
Hey, Nolly limbs as new fence material! Probably super strong, but expensive- scarce supply.
>>24056572
As someone who quit caffeine cold turkey a few years ago, let me tell you that it is not a fun way to spend vacation, unless you like cold, dark rooms
>why do you hands look sexual even when an innocent context? Hmph.
>>24056576
Zebra pavement!
>>24056577
>>24056602
Awwwww! Omg, doesn't look sad at all! who would think these loving arms are workout beasts, skilled mechanics, and professional doms?! <3 <3 <3
