Roast thread be as brutal as possible dont hold back.
>>24029527
You look like you try to hard/10
>>24029527
comprehensively ridiculous looking dude
>>24029552
repellently friendly-looking
>>24029552
you look like you recommend self help books to coworkers
>>24029609
I bet you have 3 suits but no occasion to wear them
>>24029527
you come pre-roasted nothing to say here
>>24029527
Everything about you is trying too hard (and failing).
>>24029552
You look terminally (and unbearably)
peppy.
Bring it on betas fuckfaces ^_^
>>24029609
you look like david tennant got addicted to heroin, got clean, then got botox
>>24029646
You look like a respectable young man.
>>24029527
Your disgusting nipples pulls away attention from that trainwreck you call a face.
>>24029552
"I might be fat but i have a great personality. I promise!"
>>24029609
see >>24029665 (can't beat that one, sorry.)
>>24029646
You look like that kind of guy that drug rapes people.
>>24029657
1/10 probably a trap
>>24029686
sad eyes
>>24029657
real weird lower face
>>24029646
Agree with >>24029686
>>24029665
I don't really know what this means but I feel like I can't fight it
>>24029527
Grinch lookin mofo
>>24029552
Fat cow black lives matter activist
>>24029609
Drug addict
>>24029646
You actually look like a cool dude no roast for you
>>24029657
Trap
>>24029686
Dumb ogre looking skinhead
>>24029657
Increase your hormones. You still look like a man. >>24029686
Too busy heiling Hitler to turn his photo the right way up.
>>24030571
Ridiculous face shape
>>24030599
nerd
>>24029657
kylo ren ?
>>24029527
Your photoshop skills are sub-par
>>24029552
Your necklace is uneven and it's very offence.
Check yourself, damn.
>>24029609
You look you'd take an art major seriously expecting a career.
>>24029646
You probably don't know anybody linked with the FRB, disgraceful.
>>24029657
Is a beautiful sexy unihorn and that's all you'll ever be.
>>24029686
Your forehead is brighter than my whole future, buddy.
>>24030571
Your glasses are probably the only big thing you have. ;)
>>24030599
Went to a Rebecca Black concert thinking it was metal and enjoyed it
>>24029527
You fuck goats
>>24029552
The milks gone bad
>>24029609
Tried jean jackets but they made you look like a fuck bag
>>24029646
Wishes terribly that you were good looking and curses God for making you average in a beautiful world
>>24029657
The meth isn't working. Do some more
>>24029686
You look like a giant penis
>>24030571
You have semen crusted on your glasses
>>24030599
Came out of your mother's asshole
>>24030877
Your life is sub-par. Why don't you photoshop some more of that homoerotica you love so much
>>24029527
duck face or pancake nipples, take your pick.
>>24029552
the "i want to eat you smile"
>>24029609
do i need to rhetorically defend this minority? i'm pc.
>>24029657
no
>>24029686
the day of reckoning is here, those bullies will feel my wrath today
>>24030571
i wear glasses but have a sub 80 IQ
have at me /soc/ - cheers
>>24031193
You look like Cuba Gooding Jr mixed with a pile of shit
>>24031239
>>24029527
You look like you've been punched in the face repeatedly and are having a crisis because of it.
>>24029552
You're fat and you look like a halloween mask.
>>24029609
Your hairline is receding.
>>24029646
You look like talk show host, and a very very annoying one at that.
>>24029657
You've had an allergic reaction and your face has swollen, please see a doctor.
>>24029686
Depressed skinhead fag
>>24030571
Obvious cuckold.
>>24030599
Filthy jew, who tries too hard to be "hip".
>>24030877
Your lips are the size of the fucking moon
>>24031193
nigger
>>24031245
just a gif of homer simpson
>>24031279
You hate that your nickname is faggitron but secretly you know it suits you
>>24029527
your eyes are way too small sorry no fix
, although you could actually lift get buff have a beard and you wouldnt be as bad
>>24029552
im sure youre in the love your body movement
>>24029609
seriously cut your hair
>>24029657
you look like you got a sex change but nothing changed you just grew your hair
>>24031279
i can tell you watch hentai still cute tho
>>24031290
You were gangbanged in a 14 person Craigslist encounter
>>24030571
>>24029527
You look like a sims character where all your facial settings are as far down as they'll go
>>24029552
You look like the one person who feels entitled to be a part of other people's lives with little to no effort to be a part of their life (aka a leech)
>>24029609
You've got a case of spongebob's square face
>>24029646
You're friendly but extremely full of yourself so you cause confusion among your closer friends while driving away new relationships
>>24029657
>>24029686
Bobby Hill grew up and is about to shoot up a school
>>24030571
You're the guy who relies on physical quirks like height, glasses, big feet, and teasing to flirt instead of personality
>>24030599
You act in a way you think makes you unique and funny but in reality is just annoying to onlookers and embarrassing to yourself and friends
>>24030877
Your face is so smooth that the jarring change to lips makes me really uncomfortable
>>24031193
You look like you've past your prime and can't accept that fact
>>24031279
You spend too much time on things that are detrimental to your social and physical wellbeing
>>24031290
Your eyebrows could function as landing strips
>>24031350
I'm scared now
>>24031481
Ohhh hey, it's that guy that gets fucked by his dad
>>24029657
you transitioned horribly
>>24029552
el fato
go hard senpai
>>24031629
You take better care of your hair than my sister!!!! Recommendations?
>>24031629
I bet you get into a lot of fierce online debates about public restrooms.
>>24029609
bostonbomber/10
>>24031279
horse-faced weeb with microdick that smells cum 24/7
>>24031629
bradley cooper and ellen degenerate fucked and hatched a blonde hippie faggot hermaphrodite.
>>24031290
your eyebrows are of the type that many would justifiably consider disproportional relative to your other features, and indeed that I would feel constrained to disagree, in fact to counter that the sheer grotesque thickness and density of the aforementioned brow -crawlers produces a striking effect, merely reflects all the more poorly upon myself and my apparently meager capacity to distinguish the attractive from the uncanny, bizarre, or, yes, even chthonic, given that your superocular folicle tufts could surely have as easily appeared upon the sloped brow of mankind's barbrous ancestors as upon your own, the wooly crown of your otherwise contemporary visage, or else perhaps this evinces that my senses have departed altogether, except insofar as I may yet suspect as much
>>24031279
I can't think of a roast, you just have really fat knuckles. I bet your boyfriend must loves those.
>>24031193
Welfare baby.
>>24031290
Your eyes look more than dead than the dozen of boners you've killed.
>>24031481
Probably smokes out a pipe.
>>24031629
You hate yourself more than I ever could.
>>24031193
Über mensch
