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Insecure about your appearance? Unaware of your sorroundings?
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Insecure about your appearance? Unaware of your sorroundings? Doubtful of your mother's opinion? Incapable of gazing upon the mirror? Worry naught, and look no further, this thread is made just for you.
Welcome to the official "ugly rating" thread, second edition. Here we will provide friendly and sympathetic, however honest replies to all anons who post their faces, along with general advices, feels compassion and hugbox central for all sad ugos out there.
But remember the rules:
> Shove your number scale 1/10 up your asshole
If you have to rate someone, stop being an illiterate cunt and use the fitting adjectives. Beauty is subjective and so should be the ratings.
> No pretty people allowed
Generally attractive people will be sent to hell qnd further ignored.

Don't be shy, come along. Post your picture and collect your (you)'s
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I've never had a gf
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Kissless handholdless hugless femalefriendless virgin future wizowd reporting in
Never even had a girl show interest in me
Step up neurotypicals
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>>24025190
You shouldn't blame your looks then. You're not a chad thundercock, but from this picture you look cute. I'd date you.
You probably make no effort to date or are unbearable to be around.
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Just fuck my life up senpai
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>>24025202
I know your face. From years you've been posting it to r9k. Nothing changed since then?
Well let me break it down to you.
You're not handsome. In fact many might think you're ugly. You'll need to overcome that and try to focus on different aspects of your life. I've seen people far uglier than you live happily married. But you must lower your standards. You will never, ideally, date a conventionally pretty girl.
The fact that you constantly post your face feeling sorry for something you can't control nor change tells me that you're bitter and immature, and thus are even further from coming to terms with yourself and your body. That's what you need to work on.
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>>24025219
I don't want to dste anyone. I just want to be a wizowd baby
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>>24025213
My dear friend, this lighting wouldnt favour even the hottest of men. You should start to learn how to take better pictures, it would help a lot if you're into online dating and apps
Now, from this picture...you look very... average. Big mouth big nose big ears, but at least it's all very proportional. You look superbly normal. Count your blessings. You may not stand in the crowd at a first glance, but with the right context you should face no problems related to your appearance. You are not bad looking. Just average. Far better than many people out there.
If you do want to try and take a place at the spotlight you could try to lift or grow a beard for that matter. I thibg your buff muscular version would look rather masculine and intimidating.
Yes, do lift. Get big.
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>>24025249
Then why you complained about your virginess?
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>>24025213
And smile. You look sad. Nobody likes sad people.
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>>24025276
>complaining
I'm not. I'm proud of my status as a virgin.
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>>24025287
Yea, whatever you say.
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>>24025170
I would suggest anyone who submits to this thread to think about whether he/she spends too much time here or not.
Been there, done that, shittiest part of my life probably.
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>>24025293
>normies think that nobody can be happy about being a virgin
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>>24025311
You're the one who have been posting your face on 4chan for years stating your virginity status. Really nothing makes you look happier than that.
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>>24025307
What exactly do you mean?
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>>24025284
Closest thing to a smile i could make.
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>>24025319
Right?
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>>24025307
Agree completely. You might think that you're meeting lots of different people from different places but it's important to remember that 4chan is a prison without wardens
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>>24025325
Oh dear... no, no, no
You're smilling wrong... you look like you're about to commit rape
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>>24025347
Maybe i am... :^)
It's just that smiling doesn’t feel very natural to me, makes me feel like a retard. And as if that's not enough, i'm always angry/sad.
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>>24025325
And put a shirt on, what are you, a nudist?
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Am I allowed here?
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>>24025359
Welp sorry about that but it's a frickin hot summer night here and pijamas are uncomfortable
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Are you seduced anon?
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>>24025325
think you would look quite handsum in the right lighting desu
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>>24025357
Well you're still to master the skills of self photography. You know... trying different angles and such... everybody does it, very feel people would look photogenic in a blank frontal shot.
Besides have you ever thought about actually trying to style your hair in some way? I can see it normally grows that way and you just don't bother...
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>>24025360
your expression looks pained
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>>24025369
Suggest me a cut that would look fine on me then. Just don't fuck my shit up lmao
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>>24025360
How curious, you're odd looking... it's like you are that nerdy bullied highschool kid and one of ck mods at the same time. But I guess you lean more to the 'beauty' side after all. At least for those who like twinkish looking guys. I suppose you wpuld be a hit among teenage girls and gay older dudes. The choice is yours.
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>>24025387
>implying I'm not still a teenager
I am 18
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>>24025363
Get out, you filthy eyecandy. You don't belong in here.
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>>24025383
Hey I'm not a hairdresser... go to your local saloon, a male one if you may, and talk to the hairstylist about what can be done to you. They certainly will have the most insightful opinions. Unless you're one of those anons whose greatest fear on earth is going to the hairdresser, let alone speak to one.
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>>24025360
No, boyfriend material the exit is on the top right.
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The rate thread said I was pretty shifty so I'll just drop this here.
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>>24025392
Well then there's still a little bit of puberty to take hold of you. Who knows what the years might brings. A beard perhaps. And hairloss
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>>24025423
Your id is an anagram of my name... i want it for me
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>>24025426
I've been a late bloomer as it is so yea, probably
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>>24025423
Damn
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I would say everyone here is average looking at worst. Nobody so far is actually ugly...
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>>24025416
I'm ok with going to the hairdresser. What i'm not ok with is remembering to put grease every morning and especially putting it WELL without looking like some Sid Vicious fuck.
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>>24025424
Shifty , i don't know what that means, but this facial expression of yours makes you look like yoi are desperately trying to hold a fart. You should change it.
Your features don't look bad...this holding fart face is really not allowing me to analyze your face. I guess you should lose the glasses, or perhaps try a more fashionable frame, like one of those thick black hipster glasse. Have you ever tried to let the beard grow? Considering baldness already hit you hard, you might want the beard daddy look. Maybe even shaving your head might suit you better, with a beard along it, of course.
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>>24025394
I want to believe
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>>24025449
Have you tried the current tranding male hairstyle, shaved sides and shit? Might work, who knows...
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>>24025465
Shame your chest isnt hairy. I wish i could lay on top of it and listen to your heart beats
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Yes, I'm 20.... No one ever thinks that. At best I get pegged as just out of High School by people.


Kinda a shitty angle as that was from work training. (Being in a room no bigger than a closet for close to 6 hours straight is not fun, especially when the AC is non existent.)
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>>24025440
Dat meme. Are you finnish
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>>24025461
I'll try to work on that facial expression.
Shitty, the phone auto corrected it to shifty.
I can't have a beard due to being in the military.

Tfw 28 and balding.

I'm not sure bout the glasses, but I'll look into changing that as well.
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>>24025491
Not that I'm aware of, as far as I know I'm German, British, and Irish. I wish I was Finnish. Finns are based
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>>24025500
I am finnish, wanna bang?
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>>24025472
You mean the "Fuccboi special"? I'm quite sure it would exalt my squared jawline and i'd look bad in it. What would help me with that is some beard but it grows patchy and takes way too long to grow up nicely, and if that's not enough my parents are against it and we had a discussion where i nearly got kicked out of the house (i swear to God i wish i was joking)
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>>24025505
Fuck lemme see a pic of you
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>>24025477
ur tearing me apart Lisa
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>>24025495
Militaries can't beard? The fuck? What happens if you show up bearded? You're fired?
Either way i'd shave my head if i were you. I think clean bald is better than uncle beanie losing hair.
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>>24025482
Dude you fine but you do not suit being a chubby person
Go download some podcasts to listen to and go for a jog 3 times a week for an hour. It's fun once you get into the swing of things. Its hard at the start but it gets easier.
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>>24025516
Kicked out because of a beard? Seriously? Well then imagine their reaction when they find out you're gay.
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>>24025322
A few years back I became a neet for a for a few months. Haven't left the house for weeks, spoke to people or did anything that would make me feel better. Used to hang on this site all day and it only made me feel worse and worse.
I feel like the people who post into these insecure/ugly rate/virgin threads are doing the same. Most of them are completely average people who have some kind of mental problem that prevent them from living their life.
The attention-whores who post here (whatever thread it is, doesn't matter which side of the spectrum) can make up an illusion where life is all about number-based ratings with virgin, miserable people or sexually succesful sluts who have been in a fivesome at the age of 19. The obvious lies and catfishing doesn't help either.

And no, I'm not saying that everyone who posts in this thread is a neet/shut-in or suffering from depression. But it requires a state of mind which mostly comes from isolation and lack of social experience.

This thread just confirms what I'm saying. None of the posters here are ugly enough that would justify posting in this thread. The worst thing is that I keep seeing the same people over and over again. Using the board like this is like an endless loophole. It does not help. at all.
If you want to improve your life, your look and social skills, you need to go outside. Hit the gym, try to dress better (/fa/ is cancer)
Force yourself out of your comfort zone or get help from a
psychologist/psychiatrist. And no offense, but your advices are not really helpful or makes sense.
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>>24025528
Not in 4chan :v Got kik or something?
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>>24025482
Well I know you probably heard it before, but it's the truth. It's hard to judge a face when there's a thick lay of fat covering your features. This might be the time to lose weight. You never know what you might like skinny faced, and you have nice eyes. I think the change would be astonishing.
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>>24025531
Stop! My dick can only get SO erect!
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>>24025537
You need a medical reason to have a beard. You can be demoted or sent up for going against the rules.

I don't wanna really shave my head I think? I suppose it isnt good looking though.
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>>24025546
Funnily enough, my demisexuality made them think i was but they were quite understanding about it. Though i explained them i'm perfectly straight.
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>>24025547
>your advices are not really helpful or makes sense.
How so? Well then why dont you sit your ass here and keep replying to everyone like I'm doing?
Everyone wants (you)s and rates and attention but no one is willing to give it. Every possible offense taken, phagoot. Go up the thread then and give your tremendously life changing advice for each one of the posters.
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>>24025541
>>24025554
I'm down like 40lbs (currently ~230ish at 5' 11, down for 270) This is since march. And now I will be working for 9hrs a day, so I will probably loose even more by like sept. Maybe down to 200 or 190 by then.


Pic related is from like 3 nights ago with the take a pic as is thread. It may be a better representation as its straight on.
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>>24025570
Why don't you post a picture where you're not holdimg a fart. Why did you even made that fqce, did someone tell a joke and you tried not laugh?
So you can't change your hair, since you don't have enough to style it... you can't change your beard... you're not helping the "improvement" scale. I mean, if you posted here, are you unhappy with your appearance?
The only way to fix it is either accepting it, or changing it...
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>>24025611
Well you look waaaay better in this one. Very cute actually. On the verge of being told you don't belong in this thread, in fact.
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>>24025631
I guess. The other was a shitty angle anyway, as I couldn't really be on my phone, as I was being trained. (all computer based though_

I usually get rated as a 4-5. occasional 6.5. And never had a GF, though one girl explicitly said she was interested, to my parents. (We frequent the same deli.)

But I always am told that my potential is up to an 8 when I lose the weight.


I just noticed in that picture, that my eyes look solid grey.
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>>24025615
I'm getting out of the military in September which means I can grow my hair longer or have a beard.

I just make that face when I take pictures or something, idk.
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>>24025668
See, you look miiiiiiiles better in this one. Actually cute.
Now those are some profound lens you got there... are you potentially blind without glasses? Ever tried contact?
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>>24025583
>How so?

Because you should rate the people, not the specific pictures, its not for tinder. Does not matter if he's not wearing a shirt or not-smiling.

>why dont you sit your ass here and keep replying to everyone like I'm doing?

Because I feel like it won't help. It doesn't change anything. I think the people who posted here are average or below-average. It's a mental thing from now on.
And I have friends, who are fat or uglier than me and still, they outgoing, a lot more social and have no problem in meeting or dating people.

I'm not trying to be a hypocrite though, obviously look plays an important role. But for improvements, they should just follow the general ones that apply to everyone (losing weight, gym, dress nice, etc) and go to specific sites/boards for advices.

>Everyone wants (you)s and rates and attention but no one is willing to give it.

No one wants attention from pity anon.

To contribute a bit before I leave, I think >>24025424
could pull off a buzz-cut fine. Getting conctacts and that would give you a completely different look.
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>>24025661
Hell to number ratings. You look handsome, and you have a thick juicy kissable mouth... have you ever tried sucking dick? I tell you, your moutg was made for dick sucking
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>>24025686
I used to wear contacts, I'm a big sloppy retard and would stay up late n shit then keep them on overnight.

Oops. They weren't that bad beyond me doing that a few (many) times.

I'm nearsighted and can just see shapes and mild colorblind.

>>24025690
Yeah, I like my glasses I think, but contacts may be better than glasses that I dislike myself anyway. I used to have extremely long hair, so I'm not too for buzzcut, but it's not like my hair is long anyway.
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I don't think I'm too ugly, just a fat fuck
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>>24025690
You are a cunt. The picture is all I have, how am I supposed to rate them? If they take a dark picture, or make a weird face, i'll have a distorted view of them which further deplets the rating. Beside, if they learned to take better pictures, this on itself is a huge step forward in the self-esteem line. You should know that if you've allegedly gone through this.
Don't ever come to my thread to throw shit at me again fucker. You're free to stay and give them second opinions, which you won't because you're a fucker.
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>>24025710
Damn, I don't know why you are so frustrated, sorry If I said something wrong.
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>>24025704
Go for contacts. About the long hair... that was a while ago, wasn't it? You're nearly bald now anon. Gotta work with what you have. Let go of hair, it won't last long.
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>>24025705
>I don't think I'm too ugly, just a fat fuck
Then you shouldn't be here, should you, anon? Lose weight and be gone with your self-confidence.
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>>24025716
I'm having a bad day and I don't like to be called useless.
Apart from that i think I exploded on you. I'm sorry.
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>>24025705
Your eyebrows are messed up dude
Makes you look really angst and mean
Like joffrey from game of thrones eyebrows
Go see someone who knows how to fix it
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>>24025558
I wish
op ur the initiator of this thread but are u also a contestant??
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>>24025725
Hey you're the cutie I told to leave...
So you decided to stay after all, huh?
Why you don't believe you cute anon
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>>24025721
...I've actually lost 16 lbs since summer started. It's still just as hard for me to get people to notice me though, even if I do believe in myself. To be honest I love myself and the body I'm in, getting other people to share my sentiment is the issue. That's why I'm here.
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>>24025738
What you mean if Im also a contestant? If my Picture is here? Or if the op pic is mine?
No it's not. Haven't posted my face. Usually i only post it as the thread is about to reach image limit, if it gets to that point. Don't put your hopes uo, though. I have a fluffy beard but I'm ugly.
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>>24025696
No... And I don't really plan on it...

Honestly, the lips are my only real issue. In my eyes at least.
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>>24025747
Don't worry dear, we love you too just the way you are.
Perhaps you're trying to get the wrong people to notice you, or you're wanting the wrong kind of attention.
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>>24025752
How can you see your greatest strength as your issue? I'd pay to kiss those lips. Any good kisser knows those are some
Treat.
> Don't plan on sucking dick
You homophobe
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I don't wear make up for religious/spiritual reasons and fuckkkkk I feel like I look like a man/trap
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>bunnyteeth, horrific over bite and fat face + bad skin
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>>24025773
Jesus Christ. You have no hope other than plastic surgery, I'm sorry.
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>>24025776
Your teeth and skin are fine, if you do have an overbite, get braces. Lose weight and you're a 6-7
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>>24025773
Well i'm sorry, I'm not really good to judge female beauty. But what exactly is the religious reason? I'm pretty sure that's kinda... stop doing something solely because your religion said so... well I'm not gonna judge you, only because I also hate make up culture. Although it might be the greateat ally of women regarding looks.
Now, giiiiirl you gotta take care of that hair. Seriously. Urgently. It looks unwashed and greasy, when was the last time you visited the salon? Apart from that, the only major change that might improve your looks is getting rid of the glasses or trying a new frame, perhaps smaller and more feminine.
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>>24025787
Kill me pls
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>>24025773
Well enjoy looking like spiritual man then. Makeup does miracles.
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>>24025770

I guess that's true, but I am kissless virgin, so that may have something to do with my perspective.

>You homophobe
Its more so, that I haven't and don't plan on do that. But you never know...
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>>24025787
Dude that's not nice, you twink motherfucker.
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>>24025761
Thank you. And you're right. I need to start looking for people who care about more than just my body anyway.
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>>24025801
I'm being dead honest. The only other thing she can do is maybe wash her hair and get better glasses or lose them. I am actually contributing
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>>24025800
The homophobe was a joke. Cutie nigger lips anon.
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>>24025812
Meh.

I knew it was a joke, but I was just clarifying my answer to the previous thing.
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>>24025791
I don't follow an organized religion, but I avoid putting toxins on my skin and I try to be modest and painting one's face is not modest. Obvs I know how to wash my hair (this pic was first thing in the morning), but I think I look even worse cleaned up and "trying" in any way.

What is unfeminine about purple half frames? I think the problem is that my face is too small for adult glasses so I have to choose whatever is narrowest. I used to be able to find OK kids frames but they're all wire, neon or cartoon now
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>>24025776
Don't deserve a rate for the self depreciation meme arrow line, clearly fishing for compliments.
Bad skin? Women have a cheat code called birth control pills.
Ugky teeth? Braces
Fat? Lose weight
But even as you are, just like this, even making this silly face, we can clearly see you are a pretty girl, so you don't belong here.
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>>24025822
Wtf you went from a 1 to a 4-4.5. How?
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>>24025773
Ehhh now i think i get what people mean when they say i look average

Try to get a different haircut. You won't make miracles but trust me, it'll help. I mean you're not too ugly, i've seen way worse girls getting a decent bf, you don't seem fat or anorexic and you probably have a pussy. For most men that's enough. Don't lose hope girl!
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>>24025817
Can you post a pic puting your lips around some phallic object?
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>>24025829
I don't know, friend

What about this one?
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>>24025847
Nvm more like a 3. Still a dramatic improvement. You could get a somewhat average bf possibly.
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>>24025748
POST

FLUFFY
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>>24025822
You look far better in this pic. The hair still looks like it could use some taming. Have you tried visiting a hairdresser and see what much you can do aboit it?
About the glasses,have you tried no glasses at all?
Well i know it doesn't sound good,but I'll say it anyway. Your nose is the only thing that looks bad on you. Apart from it you're a pretty cute. A religious nut cute.
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>>24025838
Eh.... Rather not? Maybe soon though. If I have one of that shape.

Oddly enough, the idea of that made me hard....
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>>24025773
Do this; take off glasses, tidy your hair a bit, take another photo further back - this photo's all zoomed in on your nose!
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>>24025858
Only because you posted chest hair
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>>24025832
What do you recommend for hair? I just grew it out from a pixie

>>24025853
I have a bf and I've never had trouble finding a bf but I do always wonder if I'm SO ugly that they are aware they're settling for hideous

>>24025861
I'm terrified of contacts lol and I'm blind without the glasses. My hair is just a lost cause. It's very fine/thin, there's nothing to be done with it.
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>>24025862
It's your dicksucking instincts speaking louder, anon. Can't ignore them forever.
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>>24025776
Bunny teeth is hott, but your jawline is bad because bodyfat is being cruel to you and makes you look rounded and boyish. Do some weight loss stuff and you'd be my favourite fruit - a fineapple
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>>24025219
he most certainly is handsome you fucking dimwit
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>>24025871
You know what, coming from you, I'm gonna ignore the twink insult. Not that I mind, I just feel like you meant it as an insult. Plus, aren't you gay?
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>>24025872
>I've never had trouble finding a bf
Dropped. Stacey alert. Move along. Don't belong here.
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>>24025884
It's not an insult,... at least not in my opinion. Some men don't like looking youngish, though.
And yes, I'm gay, why do you ask? Don't I look gay?
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>>24025888
How is it Stacyish to date fat guys, virgins and foot fetish weebs? I met my last several bfs through 4chan, I can't imagine how else I'd find someone

Checked tho
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>>24025871
D'awwwwwww jeeeeez look at that stuff
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>>24025898
:(
I don't understand... what is wrong?
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>>24025894
What I was saying is the fact that you look gay and how you talked about sucking dick was what I found ironic. I thought you were using twink as an insult. That's generally how it's used.
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>>24025896
Sorry, I come from r9k so it's inevitable to feel that girls have it easier on the dating game. But you have someone and you feel orgasmic vaginal pleasure constantly. You shouldn't be here either way.
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>>24025847
Much better but none of your glasses compliment your face. Also I'd never date someone who doesn't wear makeup for some reason. You might be a closet vegan
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>>24025909

Fuck off to /r9k/; that's where you belong.
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>>24025902
>>24025902
I don't understand your line of thought but I don't think i care enough to ask you to repeat it...
Tell me, though... do i look gay from pictures?
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>>24025547
Thanks anon you're really helping out here
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>>24025917
Nah i want him to stay he a good guy
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>>24025917
Make me, bitch.
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>>24025909
>you feel orgasmic vaginal pleasure constantly
Excuse me?
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>>24025920
What I mean was you seemed to use twink as insult when you said, "you twink motherfucker". And you could pass as gay or straight, sorta in the middle.
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>>24025924
Thank you brandon, you shirtless insecure anon.
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sup /soc/
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>>24025926
What, you don't fuck your boyfriends? What are you, a religious nut?
The makeup thing it's swallowable because makeup can be harmful to the skin, but sex too? Ah naw, you're too pruddish. How are you in 4chan of all places?
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>>24025875
True.... but I still wouldn't post something like that here. And I probably would not act on it anyway...


But I guess I am kinda in that hit or miss category. Some may easily be into me, but a fair few others kinda see me as avg or ugly.

Kinda like a less severe case of that girl who's posted in rate threads recently. That thin, shape shifting one.

She said that she has been rated anywhere between 2/10 and 11/10, but the majority are like 5-6.
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>>24025930
The motherfucker was the insult, the twink was only to remind you that i remembered your picture.
Also, are a top or a bottom?
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>>24025935
I see a chad and a robot at the same time... how is that possible?
Post a picture where you're not making that weird facial expression and I may find out...
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>>24025950
>top or bottom
I am not familiar with that term, elaborate please?
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>>24025946
Well i'd date all day long. I can't soeak for others, though. The mere fact of being fat might be a deal breaker for some... but i think you'd make a good bear
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>>24025961
Do you like getting fucked in the asshole or do you prefer to be the one fucking?
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>>24025954
What is a Chad hahaha and ok but I hate selfies
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>>24025965
Eh, if I was into guys to that level, I would say you are not my type at all.
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>>24025901
Nothing dude I love your beard
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>>24025972
I'm straight, so I like to fuck, I wouldn't do anal though? Nvm I can't believe I missed that reference, I was thinking too hard about it.
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>>24025982
I think i mistook your natural resting face for an expression of anger...
It's like resting bitch face, but instead of bitch, put "pissed". You look like you are frowning your eyebrows because of anger and frustration. Like you are in constant rage and wrath.
Apart from that you have nice facial features, beautiful eyes, a manly square jaw. One haircut away from being a fuccboi. Certainly don't belong in here. Go on now.
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>>24026002
Straight? Oh sorry i thought you were gay. My bad. I have this underlying isue of thinking everyone is gay
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>>24025994
Well fuck you, then. you ungrateful. could at least lie about my appearance to please op
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>>24026001
Oh thank you, Maxwell. I was needing that for tonight.
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>>24026007
constant rage and wrath hahaha but wow thanks for the kind words anon and as for the haircut I've had this shit since before the word fuckboy was coined
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>>24026012
To be fair if you want to be realistic, you should probably assume everyone is straight, considering like 95% of the population is straight.
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>>24026021
I'm not saying you are bad looking. Just not my type.

Just like if a solid 9/10 was interested in me. If they were not my type, its a no-go, no matter their rating.

Like I'll gladly take a 5/10, but who is my type, making her a 10/10, over an objective 9/10.
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>>24026030
It's high time you changed it then. Could aways try the current male trending style "trimmed on the sides".
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>>24026039
>>24026039
Man, you do like these damn number ratings... a terrible fault of this place. I hope you lose that awful habit of labeling people on a numeric scale.
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>>24026050
Eh, just easier to use for comparative purposes. Other wise I avoid it.

Ok, here it goes with out a number scale.

My Type (Not typically that attractive to many):

Short Hair (Red?)
Slender
Kinda taller than avg (5' 8?)
Medium-Small tits
Nose Piercing and Tattoos are nice.


Typical Attractive girl

Big Blue/Green
Long Blond/Brown Hair
Medium LArge tits
No Tattoos or Piercings
Abg height (5'5?)


So if I had a choice between this two, all thing being the same, I will easily go with my type
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>>24026092
That's also not very nice. It's ok, you're young, but it's high time... I'm sure it's one of the reasons you're a kv.
Dude, in real life... all this bullshit about types to the point of detailed physical traits... it doesn't exist, at least for most of us. Once more you're speaking about people like they were sales options on the catalog, or dishes on the menu. You're not gonna get to pic a girl favouring your tastes. The most picking we do is cutting off some things we would consider absolute deal breakers (race, somker, political alignment, things you couldn't put up with, etc). But that's it. You'll get to meet real life people who you could never imagine to date, and you will get to surprise yourself by allowing to experience something new and actually open your heart to people you wouldn't immediately fuck. Seriously... real life dating is so different from all this bullshit of "types redflags and 1/10". You've got to get out of this place and actually interact with people live. Like, now.
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>>24025710
Look at this bitch here. Come to /r9k/ and talk shit faggot. Stop hiding here on /soc/. You don't belong here. I know who you are.
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>>24026580
Nigga... do u wanna die?
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>>24027750
You look handsome in your chubby cheek duckface way.
Though i must admit long hair on males, for me at least, is a huge turn off.
Go on now tgen, you don't belong in here.
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I've always been rather self conscious about my looks. Much of it has to do with my small frame.
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>>24027928
Well... errrr let me see...
Are you making some weird facial expression or that is your normal looking face?
You have a square jaw and very delined nose... those on their on are enough to give a chaddish Aurea. You also have amazing hair, though i don't think this style suits you...
So you should count your blessings.
The problem seems to be the eyes... there's something wrong with them, i don't know what it is.... one of them is a lazy eye? Or is there some disproportion going on, or you are just surprised when you took the pic?
Either way you look handsome enough to not be here. Although, inmy experiences, thin mouth people tend to be bad kissers and dick suckers. Are you?
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>>24027691
We both know I do. But I'm going to take you with me. Faggot.
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Meh could've been worse.
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>>24030008
Fixed
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>>24029977
I remember your face from previous lives. Still fat, I see. You have also tried the fuccboi haircut...
Well i think you're average. If you had a big dick i could marry you. The only improvement left isvto lose some weight. Fatty.
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>>24030017
Don't know what you're complaining about, you have nice facial aesthetics.
However you look like a teenage boy. That might be a pro or a con, depending on who you want to fuck/get fucked.
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im a little more tanned now
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>>24030317
You posted the same fucking picture last edition 4 months ago.
You need to get over yourself.
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>>24030322
FUCK YOU!
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>>24030322
i agree with him, i dont like taking pictures of myself
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End my life

I'm 18, I promise
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>>24025935
i think if you stoped frowning you will be ok and if you have a resting bitch face then face lift or eye brow trip helps
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>>24030327
Lol that pic. Sure got me there.
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>>24030334
Stop doing that with your face
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>>24030386
Your false outrage belies your internal pain.

You don't belong here. Come back to /r9k/. This isn't your home, you disgusting homosexual.
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>>24030334
Besides looking like a total sociopath, you're fine. Just smile.
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>>24030409
> Rationalizing homophobia
You think more about gay sex than an actual gay person, don't you think that's a bit weird?
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>>24030354
Well considering you are still 14, only the years will tell how you gon look like after puberty is done with you.
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>>24030436
I'm 18 though, comrade.

Is it that bad? I knew I looked young, but sheesh
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>>24030409
Besides, what are you even butthurt about? Did I call you ugly or something?
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>>24030447
No you're not. Stop lying on the internet.
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>>24030354
Would bang if legal.
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>>24030427
Untrue. Homosexual men think about sex at nearly all times of the day, except shortly before and a while after meals, and using the bathroom.

They are notoriously promiscuous, this behavior is sourced in the images I showed you, as well as demonstrated by you yourself.

You have transplanted yourself to the lower-tier normalscum of this board and are in essence whoring yourself out, via rates and useless feel-good fluff. You make constant passes at the people here, and even act defensively when people attack those you have shown an interest in.

You are a slut, a robot, an abortion of a human being and you belong back home, not here. I see you refuse to address this point in particular and it's because I suspect you know it's true. I see you for what you are 'Anon'. You cannot hide yourself from me.
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>>24030457
What do you want, my birth certificate? I know I'm a late bloomer, but I am 18. You are acting like a pond scum troglodyte right now my amigo
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>>24030465
Dude your Id is literally my name. Dimitri. That's bizarre
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>>24030467
> Smug anime girl
I could discharge all you said jusy because of that, but I won't.
I think that truth is deeper. Men are inherently more sexualized than you women. You don't have to very farther to see it in your daily life, and you can also prove it with science, as testosterone is the hormone of libidi, and is produced 30 times more in the male.
Obviously a relationship between two males will have much more sexual activity than a straight one. This is only seen as a problem if you are a secular prudist or a religious moralist who preaches sexual abstention and other types of self imposed limitations.
For the personal offenses, i still don't see where you are aiming. Aren't we all the same in here? In search of replies and attention of anykind? My method is only different, since Im the one giving attention, but still it's a mean to the same end.
I don't get your hostility. It's mot like robots or sluts are not welcome here. Are you projecting anon?
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>>24030468
Ypu get your hormones checked. Are you sure your testosterone leveks are on par with your age? Visit an endocrinologist
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>>24030497
Believe it or not, I've had a sneaking suspicion of having Klinefelter Syndrome for a while. There weren't enough symptoms for me to justify a visit to the doc, though.
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>>24025705
You shouldn't be here, you cute fuck!
You remind me of Jack Black.
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>>24030495
Would you prefer smug anime boys? I bet you would, you filthy fucking degenerate. I am attacking you because I don't LIKE you!

You don't belong here. You belong back on /r9k/. I want you to abandon this thread, never make another one, and go back to the board you belong on. You're having entirely too much fun here and it makes me sick to see you masquerading as one of these filthy fucking normie pieces of shit.
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>>24030008
Not ugly. You look very young though.
>>24030317
Jesus fucking Christ, if you're ugly then what am I?
>>24030334
Kill me first please
>>24030354
Not ugly at all just young and twinkish lookin'
I'm insecure a little about my facial hair. I'm too lazy to shave it and my bread trimmer is fucked up. I'm too poor to get a new one and don't wanna go through the hell of trying to shave this much beard with a safety razor. So neckbeard it is, I guess.
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>>24030558
>just young and twinkish looking

That's...not as bad as I expected. I mean, I'm straight, but I'll take it
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>>24030334

Better picture maybe?
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>>24030582
That's better.

You look like the type of douchebag that hangs around skate parks and peddles weed, but that's generally what girls in their 20's like, so you should be alright
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>>24030570
I'm straight too...pretty much.
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>>24030590
Oh i am far from that man... maybe i need to change my vibe
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>>24030544
Lol look at this dumb biych nigger.
I made this thrrad. I own this shit. Only getting outa here when i'm no longer breathing. If someone should leave, it's you, shitposter. It's not my fault your genetics suck and your face keeps you out of the gene pool.
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>>24030558
Do you have a perfect circular face or it's the angle?
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>>24030582
Stop doing that with your face, seriously. Are you trying to impersonate Alexander de large from clockwork orange?
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>>24030558
You can pose as daddy bear and buttfuck the twink teenagers you're talking about.
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why do i look so fucking young
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>>24030957
Damn. When you say it like that it just sounds nasty.
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>>24030941
>english as a second language faggot talking shit

Bitch please. Your name is DIMITRI, what kind of retarded, backwoods, slavic bullshit name is that? You dumb fucking ruskie, perpetual FAS face having as motherfucker.

You want to stop breathing? Come see me, I'll make it happen real quick, and livestream it for everyone to see. That way the bots back home can have something to fap to.
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Maybe I just have shitty self confidence or extreme insecurities from when I was younger, but I don't think I'm that attractive. My eyes are all uneven and I have the worst hair line in the world so doing anything beyond this mop in the front of my face just looks worse to me. Pulled back I look like a goddamn mad scientist. I'd say at best I'm maybe average but really not much more than that. Honestly I'd take any advice at this point because I don't know what specifically to target to improve my looks.
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30 yo kv
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Not a fan of human.
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>>24025170
A-Am i ugly?
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>>24025776
I'd feed you carrots?
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>>24031224
Scorpio Hank?
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>>>/r9k/29803397

got one rate, they said I was 5/10 and that I looked like a salamander, whatever that means.
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>>24025516
>Dat filename
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I feel like I should actually be able to score with grills IRL, but it just never happens. Any advice family?
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>>24031698
Just start acting like you're Zac Efron in High School Musical and you'll be good.
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>>24025170
Be brutal, /soc/ how hard was I hit with the ugly stick?
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>>24031219
I'm a man and I'm straight but I gotta say you look cute and so does this shape eyes and hairdo. Be confident, you look cool.
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i know, i know...
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>>24032196
tits plz?
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>>24032225
fine. but remember, you asked for it.
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>>24032289
>fuck, not bad
i'd put my dick inbetween them
can you pull them out?
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When i see you retards in public
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>>24032289
So beautiful. I love to cum all over them
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>>24025773
>>24025793
>>24025822
>>24025847
>>24025872
>>24025896
>>24025926
holy shitting dick nipples you're cute as fuck!

especially in this picture >>24025847

post some more pics and stop thinking that you're ugly or whatever. you just have low self esteem or something, but you're really pretty cute.
i think you'd maybe feel more confident if you just dressed differently and stuff
you're suddenly my new /soc/ crush <3
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>>24031698
They probably think you're out of their league. You're really attractive, be confident and you'll have no problem.
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>>24031060
.... sorry dude. That hair is not helping at all and this angle might be depleting your looks, but on this pic at least, you look... well... ugly.
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>>24031205
At least I speak 2 languages, what about you faggot? Memeing and shitposting doesn't count as a dialect.
Why are you so obsessed with me? Seriously? Are you repressing your sexual attraction for me and projecting anger? Stop being such a pain in my ass. Go fimd something useful to do with your life, nigger.
And Dimitri isca beautiful name. What are you called? Generic American shit name, i suppose, brian.
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>>24031219
Well you look like tilda swinton. Take that as you may.
I'd kill for that hair, though.
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>>24031224
Shitty picture get no accurate rate, butif you are that ginger chad who keeps posting his face, get lost. You can be a model.
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>>24031237
Oh my... eeerrr..... how can I say this... i don't know, perhaps in asian countries or for people who like asians...
Sorry dude, you look pretty ugly.
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>>24031450
Oh my dear... is that really you?
Oh dear... what can I say.... eerrrr....
You look very ugly. Sorry.
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>>24031698
> Bait/10
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>>24033410
Why my id changed? Fuck this shit, I'm still op.
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>>24032115
> Grindr
Lol. Well, that "trying too hard to look sexy" face is not working at all.
Oh well. Ok, I'll brimg it down. You look ugly. Gonna have to try and focus on other shit and hook up apps are not ideal for that. The first impression is all that counts on those places.
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>>24032196
Well fat people always have the "lose weight" alternative to change your looks.
Who knows what your face will look like after losing those hundred kilos....
Although your facial aesthetics still seem a bit.... conventionally ugly. I'm sorry.... i'm not the best judge of female beauty though.
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>>24033484
lol people can either be models or are ugly according to you, nice rating skills
>>24025202
this guy is not ugly. he has conventionally attractive features and you are blind if you can't see that.
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First time, lets go...be honest, i can enjoy a little roasting. Always fun
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I have girls tell me I'm attractive and have slept with a few girls but I still feel very unattractive. BDD BRUH
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No shave tired end of Work week look

No gf etc 27/m
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>>24032349
Oh my...
Ok, cheeks too fat, do you think losing weight would fix that? Mouth too small... the hair isn't helping but sorry anon... you look a bit ugly
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>>24032482
I'm sure in a normal picture you'll look handsome enough
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>>24033723
Cut your hair shorter and you'll go from a 4 to an 8
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>>24033499
> Being this butthutt over being called ugo.
It's ok to have feelings anon. I can only offer my opinion. Feel free to stick around and rate every one of the 48 posters so far.
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>>24033410
>Are you repressing your sexual attraction for me and projecting anger?

Typical homosexual response. Even through your busted ass, broken, slav-speak english, I can see the same old tired arguments. "Oh if you hate faggots you must be one" , "oh if you are picking on me you must be attracted to me" .

And as it happens I do speak two languages :D
>a chingar tu madre culero. pinche rusko joto.

And I don't give my name away on public forums like an idiot. Like you are. But supposing I did have an American name, it would certainly be better than 'dimitri' what kind of shit is that?

Sounds like: dimitrius, deleterious, demeaning, detritus. Your name is literally close to shit. I am doing something useful with my life. I living the life you wish you had, motherfucker, and somehow I'm still finding the time to remind you to come back to /r9k/. Stop pretending to be one of these normie fucks.
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>>24033521
I don't like your hair but you have very well defined facial features, a square jaw, high cheek bones, straight nose, long eyes... certainly handsome. Certainly you don't belong here.
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>>24033530
Well the only immediate"flaw" in your face is the acne. But there's accutane affter all. Apart from that you look like a handsome lad, with your strong jaw line, big kissable mouth and pretty eyes. Would marry.
I don't like so much the hair.... perhaps you took the fuccboi haircut a bit too seriously... but if you like it, keep it, it doesn't look bad actually... also sunlight is really not good for the skin, you shouavoid it in the face at least.
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>>24033537
Shaky picture get shake rate.
Even with that shit quality picture you look cute enough to be okay. There's a bad boi aurea encircling your being, the type that makes young girls' gash moisty
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>>24033723
> Girls tell me i'm attractive
You should believe them, look like, what is his name? Jack effort? Zach effort i think. The one in that stupid musical. Typical pretty boy high school jock. Get lost. Your place isn't here.
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>>24033782
You look like a type. Daddy bear type. Which happens to be my type. I'd leave everything behind to marry you, and devote my life to your happiness, and just waking every day and sleeping every night by your side would bring me joy. I'd also swallow.
You look very cute, don't girls this type? Those dumb sliced up cunts. If you went gay you would have many lovers.
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>>24033937
> Still pinning my ass
Dude.... Seriously.... i'll have you banned.
Nice google translator you got there.
You are so uncultured. The inventor of the periodic table, the former russian prime minister, one of the main characters from Dostoevsky's magnus opus Brothers Karamazov. You don't know them, do you? All of them had something in common. They were named Dmitri. A beautiful Scandinavian name which conquered its place in history, mike. A powerful name for powerful men. I don't expect a low born rat like you, an underdog, to fully appreciate the beauty of my title.
You continue to post anime images.... how more pathetic can you get? Are you a fat neckbeard weeb who spends too much time fighting strangers over the board? You're laughable. You are a mere fool for the rest of us to laugh at.
I'm not pretending to be any fucking thing.
Ego sum qui sum. I am what I am. If that displeases you, feel free to get the fucking out of my thread and end yourself in the nearest bridge you can found, you dammed loser.
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>>24033530
Also you look like macklemore. Is that how It's spelled? Thrift shop u kno
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>>24033499
Also
> It's almost as if beauty was subjective
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I think i'm pretty bad looking
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