Virgin General Thread; No one else seems to make these edition
>tfw virgin because autist
I'm a virgin because my dick doesn't work.
just gonna post one last time before I move on with my life
fug dis :DD
>>24007220
remember: You are here foreber :-DDDD
>>24007235
not this time
>>24007220
You kinda look like that pro League player Dyrus.
>>24007309
>you look like a pro league player
is this why?
>>24007320
No I actually think he's quite handsome and most of those guys have girlfriends too even though they live like slobs in gaming houses because apparently there are plenty of girls into that. Sure they make good money but they aren't exactly loaded either so I don't think those are necessarily gold diggers.
You seem to have at least somewhat of a positive attitude so I'm pretty sure you'll end up just fine.
Thought I would be kissless virgin forever after finishing high school as such, lost virginity to awesome chick last night. You're gonna make it brahs.
>>24007335
>he gave his power to a succubus
>>24007386
FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Had a decade to go anyway before unlocking it, life's too short.
>tfw no gf
>>24006985
y-you cut your hair?
>>24007220
until the next time brother
Apparently I need glasses and thought it saif Virginia General...
Well.. I never bothered. Also, I look like a complete idiot with this hair...
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>>24007485
Your facial structure isn't terrible. Focus on having a nicer resting expression, lose a bit of weight, new haircut, and you can slay puss.
>>24007494
I wonder if I am any better now, than a month ago (bar the hair, which was still stupid)
19 year old virgin
Its slowly becoming depressing.
>>24007698
Dude, keep that progress up.
>>24007723
19 is fine. Once you hit like 26 or god forbid 30 you are going to have to either look for a good Christian girl who has been saving herself for marriage or go full wizard and invest in a VR sex suit and hentai games.
>>24007727
>Dude, keep that progress up.
I'm down like 30-40 lbs since march. Maybe 10 from >>24007698 to >>24007485
Right now I'm like a 5/10? Potential for what? 7? 7.5?
>>24007756
You have a good brow going for you and good eye spacing, as you get thinner you'll know more about your jawline and cheekbones. I think 7/10 face is easily achieveable, and if you get full /fit/ your face becomes even less important.
>>24007773
I have already started seeing that to a degree.
This is from like early March, when I was still about 265-270
>>24007220
Remember we're here forever :^)
Dear Thread,
I have a question that I would like to pose to you all. I saw someone I know in a thread like this (not this specific one) and I was wondering what to do about that. Should I try to help him/her (I'm bi, so that part doesn't matter to me) by offering to have sex? Is that a demeaning/shitty thing to do, or is it doing a friend a favor? Any feedback on this scenario would be greatly appreciated.
>>24007811
And now everyone will be terrified to post their pictures
>All the traps on Grindr
Oh my
>>24007819
Yea.... I kinda am now, after seeing that
29 year old khhv here.
The only reason I am, I think, is because I let my fear of rejection control me.
>>24007819
>>24007823
I'm sorry, that was not the point of asking in the slightest. I was just asking because I wanted to help my friend (or not, if it's a terrible thing to do); I didn't mean to make anyone uncomfortable :(
>>24007845
Like I said. The worst think with rejection is that you are where you started. So no Change.
The only other outcome is you going out with them.
Just fucking do it. I arguably look worse at this point in time, and I did it.
>>24007853
I know, I was merely joking. I'm not the best person to ask since I'm not a virgin, but I would personally feel insulted by the offer of pity sex. Still, I know some desperate guys would go for it.
does it count if i didnt manage to penetrate her because she was too small or i was too big or am i not welcome into the club
i had other types of sex with her about 20-30 times
no?
okay :(
>>24007853
I wouldn't do it if I were you. I think it could ruin you friendship
I was just making a stupid joke a about that fact that yo saw someone you knew on here.
>>24007854
I remember. Right now I have no way of knowing if I over came that fear until I start my new job on Tuesday. Right now without any money it's difficult going anywhere to meet people. Well, I was talking to this girl on omegle a few night ago. But, I don't think it counts until I can do that in person.
>>24007862
>>24007869
Yeah, I think you are both right that it would be pretty insulting. I just wanted to get some perspective. As far as finding someone I know, it was COMPLETELY on accident; I was looking for a meet-up thread for the state I lived in when I saw.
Thanks for the input :)
>>24007811
It will be awkward, you need to ask yourself if you can go to a fwb or dating relationship, because you can't really go back. I don't think it's demeaning.
/v/irgin here
Virgin because fat. That's potentially gonna change soon though.
>kissless virgin despite being 6'2" and 150lbs with this face
I just can't realistically see myself in a situation where I'll be able to lose it
i want to die
>>24008182
Honestly, I'd tap that.
You're not exactly photogenic, but you're certainly attractive.
I'd love to see you smile.
excuse the retarded photo,
sever case of spaghetti spilling around grills
>>24008301
i can only smile when someone says something funny otherwise it looks to forced/tryhard
>>24008329
I know the feeling. I look like I'm high whenever I smile, and a serial killer when I try to mitigate that.
Either way, my point still stands. You're cute.
Still 21, still waiting for my prize in the mail to come any day now. I hope they send me concert tickets for maintaining my virginity unwillingly this long.
>>24008343
thanks senpai
>>24007473
I did indeed cut my hair friend
I look like less of a school shooter now :^)
>>24008346
Your looks can get you laid senpai, what's the issue? Autism?
![b9YyRjB[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sEU6503.jpg "b9YyRjB[1].jpg")
This topic returns.
Hello friends ;~;
>>24007327
great where can I get one of these
>>24007473
hopefully no next time :/
>>24007804
NO WE ARE NOT
YOU CAN DO IT BRO
also gtfo your country it's scurry
Let's go s u c c each other for the first time (NYC only)
>>24009671
>>24009612
Nah ha I lived in the middle of nowhere through high school and now I have no idea how to approach girls. Combine that with being average/below average looking and shitty luck and I guess you get me.
>>24008157
I would fucking kill for your jawline. Get a more masculine haircut and rock the 5 o clock shadow.
>>24008346
I remember you from /r9k/ like a year or two ago
You're pretty damn fit and good looking. You'll get your chance soon enough
Just a virgin I guess because I'm self conscious, shy and don't go outside much. I am way more of a homebody.
21 kissless virgin, not even cuddle nor hold hands with a girl
>>24011253
Do what you can to cut that last little bit of fat from your face and you're golden. You're not bad as-is. Get out there.
KHV reporting for duty
>>24011485
I actually began going to the gym 3 weeks ago, I hope it helps
>>24011547
You're a cutie, totally my type
>>24011547
Heather? WTF are you doing here!?
>>24011581
stop identifying people by name you're gonna scare everyone away
>>24007862
What are you doing here if you're not a virgin?
>>24007819
>knowing people IRL
don't have to worry about that
>>24011560
thank you :)
>>24011610
I'm the voice reader, so I hang around. I've decided I should probably make a pastebin or something outlining my research and post that when I offer so it looks more legit and not like I'm a fetishist or something. For now, I'm just hanging around.
>>24011624
Work from home? I'd be terrified of my clients knowing I browse 4chan.
>>24011655
no, I'm just not important
Kissless virgin here, I spaghetti around girls and I'm a closet weeb.
I am serously considering getting an escort or something just so I can stop fantasizing about what sex feels like all the time.
>>24011680
Why the fuck does it always rotate the picture?
>>24008182
you just need to mature, get contact lenses and work out, you could be very handsome
>>24011680
Do you have a sister? I think I fucked her
>>24007220
>>24008132
>>24008346
>>24011253
>>24011680
Oh pleeeease let one of you be from Norway. I'd take your virginity and marry you and do all the things any day.
>>24008132
>>24008346
>>24011253
must be personality
>>24006985
hey, the usual i see, still here too
>>24011753
I have a sister but she's underage.
>>24007473
I think you are stuck in childhood, you refuse to grow up or sth
>>24011803
Maybe.
That Tom Waits song I Dont Want To Grow Up does resonate with me.
>>24011795
That doesn't sound like a no to me
>>24011912
Of he banged her then good on him i suppose.
She is a big fan of wating around a week between showers so I hope he hit it on one of the good days.
I'm a virgin because I'm too busy either working, playing games, or watching anime to go out and look for women. Is that so wrong?
>>24007473
How many children have you had sex with?
Not good with females
>>24011971
Face!
How many years of celibacy until you're born again?
>>24012062
what's your aversion to just lying to people
I never tried losing it and I don't really care desu.
Women are extremely shallow and transparent beings. Having interesting and intellectual conversations with them is nearly impossible.
>>24012073
you look like timothy mcveigh
>>24011253
I think we look somewhat similar and I am in the exact same situation.
>>24012136
What did he mean by this?
>>24012166
He meant lurk moar.
>>24011756
Thanks for the compliment but I'm from England, sorry.
>>24011760
Yeah, it seems that girls aren't often huge fans of video games and anime.
>>24012174
For what?
>>24012073
>Women are extremely shallow and transparent beings. Having interesting and intellectual conversations with them is nearly impossible.
stop being silly desu
>>24011973
That would be 0 since I've never had sex, genius.
>>24011760
It's personality, but also look, when I was in high school, I was often told how ugly I am, that fucked my confidence
>>24012092
Looks like I found my doppelgänger lol, what's your situation anon?
>>24011547
pls be in melbourne
>>24011756
nah I'm not sorry m8
also not gay
>>24012136
fucks this
>>24007932
AHAA IT'S A MIRACLE. Guess who longer belongs on this list?
>>24013481
Really just 24 hours? How did they look?
>>24012292
It's the truth though.
>>24012073
>Women are extremely shallow and transparent beings. Having interesting and intellectual conversations with them is nearly impossible.
Preach it, brother.
>>24007723
god I would ravish your boipuss
just be my bf and Ill take care of that virgin problem of yours easily
>>24011624
Mmmm
>>24013041
Not gay either, just a grill.
>>24012073
wow. with that kind of attitude its a surprise you're a virgin
![IJfhgDH[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8mPOGx3.jpg "IJfhgDH[1].jpg")
>>24014104
>>24013489
She's cute and Spanish. We belong to the same campus organization and I'd been working on her for a loooong time. Shit was cash, awkward but cash.
>>24015621
Nice.
Now if only I had similar luck with the one I was trying with. But nope..... Probably not happening
19, I might not be if I wasn't so NEET and awkward.
26 kissless, posted in the other virgin thread.
>waste of time
>potential for a kid/std
>drama
>costs money
>complicates everything
>too much stress for the pleasure
Unless by some crazy chance a chick that checks all my boxes falls in my lap, I won't even try.
Bawwwwww virgin foreverr!!!!!
>>24015589
I just care about facts, darling.
>>24015680
You look 12. Thats probably why.
>>24015813
Is that you michael?
>>24011756
Where in Norway are you?
21/m/ohio
Not really trying to keep it, but I haven't went out of my way to lose it. On the other hand i live in the middle of bum fuck egypt and theres nothing to do where you can actually meet people.
>>24014345
kik?
I'm 25. I'm still a virgin because, to start with, I don't know how to initiate with a woman.
Like, how do I explain it, I can be friendly, chatty, and I can entertain girls. I can make them like me to the point they face me all the time and some of them copy my movements, like if I stand, they stand, if I sit, they sit.
And I'm into them and maybe they can tell I am. Maybe one or two actually was into me as well, but they won't ever initiate with me because unfortunately that's not how things work.
But I can't make a move. I'm too afraid to try it. I guess I don't want them to get mad and socially humiliate me. I don't want to make anything awkward. I'd rather just silently leave and have them forget about me as pathetic as it sounds.
I think it stems from my childhood. I'm a big fat guy. Not going to deny it. Ive had people call me Peter Griffin and shit. I got bullied a lot and socially humiliated by my peers. They make me the joke, the punchline, the victim of abuse, and I just don't want that to happen to me anymore so I avoid situations where I can embarrass myself and make myself an even more visible target.
So even when the words are at the tip of my tongue, I hesitate. I stop and I come up with an excuse to leave.
I know what you are all going to say, I have to get over the past right? But it's not that easy. Girls used to chase me and humiliate me when I was younger because I was shy around girls. When I was trying to flirt with a girl in the school library, everyone saw my pathetic attempt and made a laughing stock out of me for it. I got over being literally afraid of women, but i still can't trust them I guess.
You see all these things you read, about how people can treat people like me, someone who's maybe not the most confident or strong willed, and it just puts you off from trying because you know people don't grow up really. They are all just silently judging you no matter what you do. They all make jokes behind your back and talk about you.
>>24006985
>>24007723
>>24008132
>>24008346
>>24011624
>>24012019
>>24012073
Would bang any of you in a heartbeat.
27 y/o here. Don't want to hear these teenage weebs complaining.
>>24016005
Anything I could do about that?
Virgin because I'm super awkward and shy around men. Plus whenever the opportunity shows itself I get spooked and stop it instantaneously.
Halp
>>24006985
I miss your loucious long locks, though you look more universally appealing now. I still think you looked cuter with your long hair.
>>24007220
Hey hey hey!!! Melbourne man! I'm the ladie that found you on the ideal partner thread, I forgot my Skype details. So sorry!
>>24007473
>Dragon ball z
>Totoro
>Ponyo
>Spirited away
>lord of the rings
Marry me plz
>>24008324
Hey! Snapchat filter buddy.
You look super approachable and caring, we should get over our spaghetti ways together
>>24011084
your hair is so hnnnng. You're undoubtably handsome, no need to be self conscious love. Power on and go outside! You'll meet a lady pronto
>>24012073
As are men, I can't have a normal non sexual conversation with one IRL. Both genders are the problem.
>>24007723
qt
>>24008182
you look alright actually
>>24009644
would play yugioh with/10.. or maybe mtg is more your jam
>>24011084
not bad
>>24011253
again nb
tfw vaginismus.. also insecure.. also spaghetti. am 19.
>>24016827
wait a minute
do you have a kik?
if so, add me at daftest.punk
I remember you! :D
>>24016827
I would love to meet you so we can be super awkward and shy together. T-T
I'm still self conscious even if I try not to be. x.x And I spend most of my time inside watching anime and playing video games. I have NO IDEA how to socialize!
>>24016867
Don't be insecure. If I had the guts to talk to you it would be because you're beautiful. ^^
>>24017193
>I'm still self conscious even if I try not to be.
ah you see, that's the problem.. I think it's something you kind of have to endure and overcome.
>Don't be insecure. If I had the guts to talk to you it would be because you're beautiful. ^^
Thanks
can't think of a non-awkward response lol
I'm trying not to be insecure.. doesn't work, evidently. Maybe a little bit. Not sure what the method is desu
>>24007811
As long as you aren't awkward about it, I would see it as a nice favor. They can say no though but don't take it too harshly. Ask them, a lot of the time, the problem with being a virgin is other people knowing rather than missing out
>>24016549
d4729
18 year old virgin. I am starting to become unbelievably depressed.
>undiagnosed depression during school years
>low motivation means I find it hard to be interested in girls who aren't way out of my league, low self esteem means I became a spaghetti factory the moment I found a girl I liked
>a few years ago I finally got diagnosed and began treatment, improves motivation and self esteem drastically
>decide to keep my "high standards" policy anyway, because "it's supposed to be something special, right? everyone around me is getting into these relationships with people they aren't totally sure of and a month or two later they end up breaking up, why even bother?"
>more years pass
>23 in less than a month
>realise I could've had a lot more fun if I'd chilled the fuck out and been more casual, pretty much wish I'd hoed
>don't want to desert the high standards because that totally invalidates my outlook for the past four years
shrugging emoji here
>>24017215
Same. Back to lurking and watching Re:Zero XD Oh, forgot to also say you're beautiful. Don't be self conscious like I am.
virgin is a comfy feel I dunno why you guys are so ashamed of it
>>24017309
I wish I were still a virgin...
being too awkward too live really doesn't help my situation
>>24016867
I used to play Yugioh but it's been like 8 years or something. I never got into MtG :c
You're pretty though, sorry about the vaginismus. That word is also really unsettling...
>>24012073
>>24015867
I'm a sperg around girls, but then again, what else is new?
>>24016715
LONDON?
>>24017219
That's also true, I suppose. I guess it's more about "reading the room." More than likely I'm not going to say anything unless I get some hints from them.
Thanks for the input.
21 yo here, I'm a virgin for a myriad of reasons, here's an unasked for life story
>dropped out of hs
>moved and lost friend group
>gained weight between 17-19
>neet, then worked as a in-home nanny
>got shitty fast food job
>lost lots of weight
>got ged
>started community college
>trying to make friends
>join clubs
>have hobbies
>still never approached or asked out
tbf, I just started having a social life outside of my family a few months ago but it is rough making friends. I turned 21 and occasionally go out, but I still haven't met anyone when I do go out. Can't see it very well in this pic but I have a bad case of moleface which makes me think maybe I'm a butterface? Idk I've been working on my appearance since joining college but it's a WIP. Any advice?
>>24018221
Just went swimming so my hair is p wild, but here is a pic of the aforementioned moleface :(
>>24018275
You look good! Your moles are nothing compared to your eyes, skin, eyebrows, and nose. Honestly just straighten your hair and you're good.
>>24018480
Aww thanks. My hair is really long (you can tell in the other pic) and is such a pain to straighten, but I think I will buy the products to start doing so. Right now I'm lazy and just throw it in pony tail or bun all the time.
I'm a virgin because
>too depressed to shower and buy food
>going to miss a lifting day because mood is shit and can't be arsed to shower
>cycle repeats
>>24006985
Ok, posting this here. I have a cnahce to fuck this fit girl but she's fucking annoying and the only reason I'd even talk to her is to get a fuck.
Is it even worth it? I'd rather stay like this thread is when I think about it
>>24018221
Making friends in College is pretty rough. However, it should be easier depending on where you are.
I'm in San Diego and the people in Community College here are all super friendly and nice!
>>24018615
I guess it depends. If your okay with it pretty much being a one time thing and you're just trying to not be a virgin, then go for it. If you're trying to find a connection/or someone to be with, it doesn't sound like a good idea.
As someone who lost his virginity to a fairly meaningless one night stand, I guess I would personally say it's probably not worth it.
>>24018659
>>24018221
I did CC for a minute too and didn't make any friends or anything that way. But an '''ex''' had the same experience and she just bit her tongue and got through it. Once she transferred to state she made a billion friends and started partying and dating/fucking around like any other normie.
She also dumped me though because I'm too weird. So don't act out of desperation if what you really want is just to be another one of the animals. You might hurt somebody
>>24016715
kik?
>>24017228
>>24017241
Would baang.
>>24020276
I am not sure if you're real. I am not joking but your face is way too handsome to be a virgin.
>>24016867
could easily get a chad at any point
>>24017376
probably all your friends are fat beta "nerdy" guys and will never make a move. ask guys yourself
>>24015680
not sure if male or female
>>24018221
>>24018275
I remember you and your zelda dress, I think you're pretty cute
probably you are unintentionally offputting which is normal after coming out of a long period of isolation I still do that
talk to guys, don't wait for them to make a move
>depressive crybaby who sits in his room all day every day
>borderline autist-level social anxiety
>0 confidence
>this bald at 19
>this face
>still got laid
if I can do it, so can you, family
>>24018221
>>24018275
there's small things you could improve, but honestly you're pretty attractive as is
if you really want to lose that vcard, hit up tinder and you'll match with a decent guy in no time
If by the smallest chance some femanon in long island wants to take mine my kik is Mkid1995 I'm 20 and 6'4" if that interests anyone
>19
>Don't want a girlfriend
>Have never had one
I'm glad I'm pretty though
Never had bf
>>24022161
No one wanted to dip his meat in your patis?
>>24022161
damn that's hard to believe, your not half bad at all.
>>24022181
Unfortunately no
>>24022181
How about you?
>>24016867
Primary or secondary vaginismus?
I feel sorry for you :(
Autistic M/23/bi non-virgin (actually pretty promiscuitive) here.
Yes, that's possible but i guess only because my special interests are sex, drugs and psychology.
I'm still super stressed by myself every time until there is undeniable evidence she or he wants to fuck, though. Life is weird.
If I have learned one thing over the past 8 years of having sex it is one thing: Most girls usually get aroused if you first make them feel safe and protected and then keep on going sexual mode even if (actually especially when) they say you should stop it - just don't put them under pressure or force anything, just ignore their "Stop being horny/perverted!"-babble. Must be some primal instinct, can't explain it otherwise - it's a whole subconscious thing I think. Years ago I thought they'd just "give in" because they were annoyed, but at some point I realised all of them (except 2 who really just gave in) were dripping wet and goddamn horny - it just took years for me to realize that was exceptional and not the standard. Silly me.
Oh. And try to FEEL not needy. I know, this is the hardest thing to do, but they usually get when you're needy which is a BIG turnoff for them. Even if you try to fake it. So you need to really feel it, find a way that works for you.
Best luck,
Cheers mates
>>24022255
Oh, nice. Full House.
Never had that before.
>>24007932
Lose the beads
>>24022309
But he just got lei'd.
>>24021387
post your kik and you'll find out
18/m/seattle
trying to lose virginity
any help is good
