ITT: Everyone post a picture of themselves and say something mean/insulting about someone else.
>>24000406
Besides the obvious fatness, your face kind of looks like a cross between Consueala (the maid from Family Guy) and Annie Wilkes (in the movie Misery).
>>24000431
Consuela*
>>24000431
You look like a neckbeard version of Owen Wilson in Shanghai Noon
>>24000406
You look like these middle aged fat latina maids from soap operas
>>24000431
So cute.
I'm talking about the cat. Obviously.
You look like a total neckbeard/redneck.
>>24000451
Are you going for a visual kei look?
Because all i can see is trash and tumblr kei.
>>24000406
Looks like one of those latinas who will suck you off for 2 tacos.
>>24000431
Why the fuck are you even here? Go back to readdit and cry about how bitches don't want to fuck a nice guy like you.
>>24000451
Looking at you I can tell you have metal illness that makes you want to lick pussies and wear strap-on. Get professional help.
>>24000476
Where to start? You are a ginger, you wear what I presume is a anime dress, and can't even afford real earrings. Good job taking your right eye out of the picture now no one can tell you are cross eyed. I just want you to know suicide is AN option.
>>24000451
You look like your dad molested you as a kid, so you became all angsty and rebellious, but you still have to talk to him because he's paying for your apartment in Silver Lake.
>>24000476
Your face looks like a mishmash of other faces. Like, none of the features are terrible on their own, but they don't really go together. Also, your lips apparently stopped growing when you were an infant. It's like Mrs. Potato Head with a touch of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome thrown in.
>>24000514
C'mon man. You're a fat Indian guy with the face of a blob fish. There's no sport in this.
>>24000514
You're meant to be mean, not accurate.
Also maybe a bit less curry would be a good idea.
>>24000580
C'mon bud, you're wearing wannabe cowboy hat and shoes that are pretending to be boots. You're also in a bin, so...you're literally trash.
>>24000476
Least I could afford earrings.
>>24000607
I thought the trash can would make you find me more attractive. That is where you get most of your food and clothing, right?
>>24000607
>>24000678
End thread. The end. We are done here folks.
This one is pretty easy to roast
>>24000431
you look like a 1980s drug fiend
>>24000607
you'll get that 60 year old raspy voice women who smoke and drink a lot get when you're like 30
>>24000678
>>24000690
I'm tempted to agree. I cannot beat that comeback fast enough :p
>>24000690
>>24000724
Aw, I was just getting started!
>>24000718
Holy fucking shit! My brain is on fire! Nobody looks like that!
You look like... like... the guy from Edvard Munch's The Scream joined a boy band and had his soul fucked out of him by Lou Pearlman.
>>24000761
This is just mean. You shouldn't post other people's pictures on here. Nobody this ugly would post their own picture on here.
I feel like being meannnnn for once
>>24000406
catfish pretending to be this fatty
>>24000431
"le so random" redditor, probably has a fedora
>>24000451
tryhard, you look like you take fashion tips from that awful PUA guy Mystery
>>24000476
only has half a face which is photoshopped to look better
>>24000514
poo in loo, pajeet, etc.
>>24000718
super gay ken doll plastic looking
>>24000761
catfish pretending to be this mega fatty
>>24000514
>>24000514
You look like you give shitty advice on stackexchange
Someone tear me up
>>24002170
Thats one giant head, no wonder you need to lean on your right arm for the weight
>>24002190
You go perfect for the "what the fuck did you just said about me.." copypasta. Your shirt is accurate.
>>24000822
omgg so interstingg!""xDD
>>24000761
come on now..
>>24000476
why is your eye so gigantic?
>>24000367
those shades dont go well with your head shape.
>>24000406
go roll down a hill, mcfatty
>>24000431
trying too hard, not gonna.
>>24000476
tikka masala india gandhi buddha curry aloo salam
>>24000607
go back to 2007 where your fashion choices belong.
>>24000718
is your face melting or just horrendously asymmetric?
>>24002190
thinning hair and going bald? Don't try to compensate by buffing it up, not working much.
>>24002217
hahahah got me there, props
challenge accepted, do your worst
