Assumptions thread
you're an unfunny faggot
>>23997444
i really really like this post
>>23996938
Parents probably killed themselves after giving a birth to a faggot like you.
>>23996938
Seems to be a funny guy. Are u into drugs?
>>23997470
>Parents probably killed themselves after giving birth to a faggot like you
>Parents probably killed themselves after giving birth
but my dad didn't give birth, silly ;:^)
>>23997483
Occasionally weed and acid but I've been wanting to try shrooms. Also
>r9k browser?
>>23997483
You can ride a bike with no handlebars.
>>23996938
One energy drink and you go kah-raaaayy-zee!
assumptions in a second
Wtf camera. I can't even get a normal pic set.
>>23997554
into something science-y
>>23997557
into video games
>>23997483
has a fair amount of irl experience with a million things
>>23996938
popular in high school with a particular crowd
>>23997557
Gets more ass than a toilet seat
>>23997558
You look sad m8
>>23996938
A connoisseur and innovator of cancerous memes
>>23997483
Is at least decent at soccer and defaults to playing fifa when high
>>23997557
Listens to rock and has picked up a girl playing wonderwall on the guitar
>>23997558
Was on a improv team in college
>>23997579
Idk about that guy, but I've actually gotten laid off playing Wonderwall
>>23996938
You don't make jokes for other people to laugh but instead to express yourself and as a defense mechanism.
>>23997483
Smokes weed and plays basketball
>>23997554
Recently got out of a long relationship
>>23997557
Goes out a lot but really more of an introvert.
>>23997558
Recently moved out and now you're bored and kinda lonely sometimes.
>>23997574
Outdoors-y guy who enjoys hiking. Maybe after smoking a bowl.
>>23997579
Likes pop punk music with some indie on the side. Growing out hair because fuck it why not.
>>23997557
Inaccurate. I stay away from energy drinks because they're basically canned heart failure, but when I used to drink them they didn't really have that much of an effect on me. I'm guessing you were/are popular in high school?
>>23997562
Accurate
>>23997579
Could not be more accurate. /mu/ browser?
>>23997554
Heavily involved in the community
>>23997558
Went through a cringy emo phase a few years back, but came out of it pretty aight
>>23997574
Likes hockey?
>>23997605
Forgot photo my bad
>>23997605
Extremely accurate but I also genuinely enjoy making people laugh. You look like you're into philosophy
>>23997605
It's too fucking hot to hike here in Bama right now lmao but I do love a good bowl
>>23997606
Never watched a single hockey game
Why the fuck Do we have 3 assume threads up? One is barely at 50 replies and is not even 11 hrs old...
>>23997601
vid related
https://youtu.be/sy7ZXo9IZRs
>>23997615
South suck this time of year man. I'm in Houston right now and it's humid enough without it raining every day lately.
>>23996938
xD so randum
>>23997483
if shit went down you seem like you would be the voice of reason
>>23997554
you probably look smarter than you actually are
>>23997558
are you a chef? you could grate cheese on those cheekbones
>>23997574
deals drugs
>>23997579
plays the banjo or washboard
>>23997626
I'm at the beach right now, wrapped up my summer class this morning so I got the fuck out of Tuscaloosa lol
>>23997629
Opinionated
>>23997609
Likes to hang out with scene kids.
>>23997579
Plays guitar for an amateur band. Is pretty good.
>>23997574
Drug dealer
>>23997558
Is gay
>>23997557
Likes to hang out with Colombians.
>>23997554
Is in some sort of computer-related field.
>>23997483
Probably talks in an urban dialect.
>>23996938
Addicted to PC gaming.
>>23996938
tumblr faggot gtfo from 4chan
>>23997483
likes shemales from brazil
>>23997554
into boipussy
>>23997646
has a bad taste in movies
>>23996938
You listen to shitty metal
>>23997483
Weird foreign dude
>>23997554
Cool dude that casually plays video games when he's not fucking women
>>23997557
Ehh, you might be cool but you're face gives me a douchey vibe, sorry m8
>>23997558
Self conscious
>>23997574
Massive stoner
>>23997579
Canadian
>>23996938
That one weirdo that everyone liked because he did funny stupid shit
>>23997483
Has traveled to more than 6 countries
>>23997554
Super friendly and approachable
>>23997557
Elevated status among guys, among girls just average
>>23997558
Theater as a hobby, girls fall in love with you easily but not in for sex
>>23997574
Probably a mac user
>>23997579
Plays the guitar and spends his time out with hipster friends
>>23997609
Kind of a social outcast but has a relatively hot girlfriend and two close friends
>>23997629
work that involves carrying boxes and operating forklifts
>>23997646
Probably has a semi-popular youtube channel of some sort
>>23997647
one of those people that despite being a complete fucking weirdo everyone still invites to places because they still find them fun
>>23999302
Played a lot of xbox in teenage years.
>>23999421
Nerdish and loves dank memes but isn't a social outcast and skates/bikes when not playing videogames
>>23999692
loves traveling and observing
>>23999421
plays LoL
>>23999302
actually a friendly dude, but unrelaxed
>>23997647
can't take anything serious. does well in schoool
>>23997646
into maths and sad music
>>23997629
studies engineering
>>23997609
smart but anxious
>>23997579
from argentina. like you hair/beard combo
I shaved my head and now I look even younger than I did fuuuuu-
>>23999421
You play a lot of tank warfare games
>>23999692
You're going to school for sound engineering
>>23999749
You work in an office and frequent semi-professional coffee shops
>>23999778
Users men's bathrooms
>>23999749
See other assumption thread
>>23999692
Gets fucked by guys
>>23999421
Is familiar with lysergic acid diethylamide
>>23999302
Gets called a douche bag a lot. Wonders how douches one can fit in a bag
>>23997647
Sucked one too many dicks
>>23997646
Likes getting fucked by strap ons
>>23997629
Fucks guys with strap ons
>>23997609
You look like a faggot
>>23997574
Sucked a dick at a vag party
>>23997558
Way too faggity
>>23997557
Into homoerotica
>>23997554
Liked being a slave
>>23997483
Man dsl
>>23996938
Faggot
>>23999842
>>23999778
Only in very dire situations (aka when I have to shit at work and a woman's been in the bathroom for twenty minutes fixing her hair or doing drugs)
>>23999848
Let's drug addicts die from overdoses in her work bathroom
>>23999858
It's a college campus, I'm not really strong enough to bust down the door kek mostly just pot or shitty coke I'm assuming
>>23999876
Heroin
>>23996938
You try too hard to be the center of attention.
>>23997483
Plays sport video games extensively
>>23997554
Into unusual genres of music
>>23997557
Uses good looks in place of personality
>>23997558
Wish you had more friends
>>23997574
Chill and outdoorsy but strong personality
>>23997579
Low key music snob
>>23997609
Outgoing but insecure
>>23997629
Uses sarcasm to the extreme
>>23997646
Studies video games like an art form
>>23997647
Doesn't give 2 fucks
>>23999302
All bark no bite
>>23999421
Down to chill but flaky
>>23999692
Nice but a little too self-centered
>>23999749
Enjoys guy time with deep convo
>>23999778
Fuck society but you actually care what others think
>>23999975
You tried to become a vlogger but gave up
>>23999920
You are a journalist who's articles are mainly concerned with genderism
>>23999778
You would cry for a friend who is in a mid life crisis
>>23999749
You practiced Brazilian Jiu Jitsu but quit after becoming a blue belt
>>23999692
You torrented a cracked version of FL Studio in hopes of becoming big on SoundCloud, but failed miserably
>>23999421
You stop at every mirror you see to try and fix your hair
bald at 19, where did it all go so wrong
>>23996938
gay
>>23997483
footballer
>>23997554
smart
>>23997557
douche
>>23997558
depressed
>>23997574
cool
>>23997579
plays guitar
>>23997629
in college
>>23997646
takes himself very seriously
>>23997647
i can't tell if you're male or female
>>23999302
normal man
>>23999421
plays dota a lot
>>23999692
well traveled
>>23999749
cool, experienced
>>23999920
studying something dumb in college
>>23999975
doesnt take anything seriously
>>24000127
neet
>>24000219
friendly dude blue collar
>>24000127
family issues or sth
>>23999975
into discussing movies or another topic
>>23999692
Wow you're actually fucking spot on with your assumption. im in an odd state of weird but very approachable but i still get invited to parties all the time and i don't get it. i dont turn down booze tho
>>23996938
Monster energy drinks
>>23997483
Good kisser?
>>23997554
Get the vibe that you would be able to make me laugh until it hurt.
>>23997557
sends unsolicited dick pics
>>23997558
likes art
>>23997574
smokes weed fairly often
>>23997579
Didn't intend on growing out facial hair but it happened
>>23997609
Can't grow full facial hair
>>23997629
likes to cook?
>>23997646
plays guitar
>>23997647
will come to the pub whenever asked
>>23999302
unpleasant to be around
>>23999421
underage
>>23999692
intelligent
>>23999749
You look like your name is Brad.
>>23999920
lowkey high maintenance
>>23999975
Have a calm voice
>>24000127
Had long hair in your younger years
>>24000219
Can come off as over-friendly
>>24001818
>not contributing to the thread
I'm gonna guess self-centered :^)
>>24001837
got that right
Fucking trash, lemme tell you
>>24001864
Smokes that dank kush
>>24001818
Stern, Self absorbed, perma bitch face?
>>24001815
Likes to read, Coffee guzzler
>>24000219
Chills often, plays games...a lot?
>>24000127
Smokes, Probably writes
>>23999975
Giant man bear, super friendly
>>23999920
Someone who has a routine, overly plans
>>23999778
Friendly, more than likely a gamer of sorts.
>>23999749
Easily annoyed but generally nice
>>23999692
Attempts trendy but usually is on hallucinogenics
>>23999421
Hyper young?
>>24001907
I do like to read and semi right about the coffee; I either don't drink any or I drink all of it.
>>24001922
Womp, well at least I was partially right...about 1/10000 of the person you are lulululul.
>>23997483
Only dates white girls, team lights in, friends say he's the blackest guy they know until you say something actually black then they say "you're not even real black
>>23997554
Gram is popping, not ghetto and damn proud of it. Listens to indie rock and drake. Has or is about to get a degree in a good field
>>23997557
Soccer is life
Absolute ledge. Fucked a slag last month and fell in love with her, now mad girls want it because they heard the dick was A1 but you still only want that slag
>>23997558
Brings coke to college parties
Used to be really into hardcore but you grew up, likes old school hip-hop and windbreakers now. Beautiful eyes
>>23997574
Sports fan but mainly hockey. Had a scene phase in sophomore year, falls hard for girls with piercings and tattoos.
Your squad is your life. Sensible dresser
>>23997579
Has been in several alt metal bands, plays drums and rythem guitar. Follows Facebook meme pages, smokes cigarettes. Loves metal to death but isn't an elitist about it
>>23997609
Simple man. Works an alright job, plays smash bros with the boys a few times a week. Doesn't get laid very often but when he does its never a bad experience
Does not chase hoes
>>23997629
Idk, your dad is a roofer??
>>23997646
Gay, but not super gay. Very politically informed. Smart as fuck and has spent a semester abroad
>>23997647
Down to earth as fuck. Doesn't smoke but doesn't care if other people do. Had a scene phase well into highschool
Ex boyfriend was really into cars
Likes IPAs and dark liquor. Lite Fiscally conservative but socially liberal except for guns
>>23999302
Doesn't talk much. Stern but understanding. Hates drama, eats well and exercises regularly. Not really"into" anything in particular but always down to hang with friends
>>23999421
Underage
>>23999692
Studies abroad, wealthy parents, stuck up about who he dates
>>23999749
Has kids
>>23999778
No idea
>>23999920
Busy body, constantly stressin, fashion major, thinks her life is in pieces but she's actually alot more put together then most of her friends
>>23999975
Teddy bear (but will actually fuck you up in the pit if he sees you on some bullshit) white night but not in a bad way, you just have morals and a big heart. Bacon and beer #guyswithbeards
>>24000127
Trips balls on the regular. Fucks hippie bitches and loves it. Has had a sexual relationship with a minor (she was 17 and he was 20) nice enough guy and will smoke you up the first time you meet him
>>24000219
Avid gamer. PC master race but has all the systems, will fuck you up on any game. Offensive sense of humor but he's actually funny so it's cool. Has had the same gf since highschool
>>24001815
Went to private school, family got $$ but she doesn't show it to much besides her loubeton and her Michal kors. PINK is life. Smoked weed as a freshmen but now she just drinks and occasionally does coke, plays several instruments
>>24001818
Festies, trips balls, collects crystals and has hooping vids on the gram
Used to have dreads but her family made her cut them. Has fucked a black guy
>>24001958
That last one; my fucking sides
>>24001958
Public school, family has money but not enough for LouBoutins (MK yeah), PINK is not life and I still smoke weekly and wrong about just drinking, right about the coke. I play piano, guitar and drums.
Rock and roll boys.
hey.
>>24002303
Hoe.
>>24002303
looks like someone who would get cucked out of cucking someone
>>24002303
Looks like you're gonna be huge.
>>24000219
Girls always rejected you but you still kept trying to be the nice guy
>>24001907
Probably have a girlfriend thats atleast a point higher then you lol
>>24002030
Cool guy
>>24002301
Cuckold for real
>>24002363
you only fuck black guys and those tits under there are silicone
>>24002363
ahahahahah
>>24001958
Scary accurate.
>>24001818
110% coal burner
>>24002363
what the fuck is wrong with your lips are you having an allergic reaction?
>>23996938
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>23997483
chill guy, chicks dig you
>>23997557
student
>>23997579
plays an instrument in a band
>>23997629
browses /x/
>>23997646
browses /mu/
>>23999302
alpha guy, girls your age flock to you
>>23999749
nice person
>>23999778
intelligent person
>>23999975
keeps up the with the latest fashion trends and never likes to feel outside the crowd
>>24000127
sarcastic humour
>>24001815
student in higher education
>>24001907
probably gonna be super rich one day
>>24002363
shooped
>>23997483
fez?
>>24002905
touch kids
>>24001815
Relatively normal, possibly likes horses. Can slay a bitch if she needs to.
>>24001818
Closeted racist.
>>24001864
Avid fan of house music. DJs in his spare time.
>>24001907
Plays D&D and is pretty good at it.
>>24002301
Pretty chill, kinda weeb but not too in your face about it.
>>24002303
Into photography and drinking out of old jars instead of glasses.
>>24002363
Surgery addict
>>24002396
Many drugs, cool guy with a decent world view.
>>24002905
Micropenis.
![0knmuGK[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/b4bVAwx.png "0knmuGK[1].png")
>>23997483
>>23997554
justoutthejail.jpg
>>23997557
that guy who rapes you in the sleep
>>23997558
aids
>>23997574
you looks like a funny guy
>>23997579
that haircut/10
>>23997609
"my ex gf bodyparst are buried under my grandma house"
>>23999749
the last guy you see if you get upset the wrong person
>>23999778
that missing kid on the milk, found later in the woods, dead, abused (anyway love your eyes)
>>23999920
bf stalker/10
>>24001815
porn career imminent
>>24001864
the guy whom you pretend to be a friend because he had a lot of weed
>>24002611
Who?
>>23996938
you're in your mid 20s dating a 15 year old and you play guitar
>>24006351
science guy with light aspergers
>>24003710
definitely an arty girl. pessimistic worldview
>>24003683
would like to be a dancer
>>24006462
likes to go camping
>>24006332
Close. I'm 17 dating a 19 year old, and I'm a guitar god.
>>23997579
Most accurate so far. I'd guess you browse /mu/, maybe?
>>23997646
Accurate. Art student?
>>23999302
le secret internet club. Gets salty about minor things ;:^)
>>23999421
*God tier metal. Listens to shitty core
>>23999692
semi accurate. Likes the outdoors
>>23999842
;^)
>>23999975
:^|
Plays keyboard
>>24000219
;^)
Likes PC gaming
>>24001815
Inaccurate bc I have a massive phobia of heart failure. Future wine mom?
>>24002905
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
Enjoys shitposting?
>>23996938
you're secretly gay
>>23997483
never done drugs
>>23997554
you're a doctor
>>23997557
you party a lot
>>23997558
you browse tumblr
>>23997574
u love huskies
>>23997579
you love america
>>23997609
never had sex
>>23997629
you can't remember your dreams
>>23997646
you like anime
>>23997647
you hate GMOs
>>23999302
there's a creepy ghost girl behind you
>>23999421
actually 14
>>23999692
you're going to drown in that river
>>23999749
you like megamind
>>23999778
no
you are a child
>>23999920
you don't like music
>>23999975
you hate smells
>>24000127
dropout
>>24000219
you have eaten a rat before
>>24001815
once you see it...
>>24001818
you voice act characters for youtube cartoons
>>24001864
never smoked weed
>>24001907
you want to be a bird
>>24002301
you should throw those ropes away
>>24002303
that's not you
>>24002363
i'd say but it might offend you
>>24002396
you like GG Allen
>>24002905
irish or something
>>24003683
u are a meme
>>24003710
you will have 3 kids. But don't go to Las Vegas in 2034. Okay? Just don't
>>24006351
you can't swim
>>24006363
likes trip hop
>>24006462
you drink socially
>>23997558
holy shit you're like a character from a pixar movie
![watpigeon[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NETZgha.jpg "watpigeon[1].jpg")
>>24007651
>you will have 3 kids. But don't go to Las Vegas in 2034. Okay? Just don't
WAT?
>>23996938
You have a 13 inch dick but nobody will ever know.
>>24007884
;^)
>>24006363
plays Radiohead over his porn
>>24006462
unironically enjoys Lorde, does his own laundry
>>24007651
runs a meme page on facebook, hates his mother
>>23996938
Utter faggot
>>23997483
Hidden killer
>>23997554
Owns own bussiness
>>23997557
Steals cars for living
>>23997558
School shooter
>>23997609
Libtard
>>23997629
Is in his school's basketball team
>>23997646
Edgy
>>23997647
Pewdiepie wannabe
>>23999302
Illegal immigrant
>>24008117
(not true, by the way)
>>24008117
you use stormfront
>>24008117
tfw you gotta tell your hair to shut the fuck up
>>23997483
played football in highschool
>>23997557
drink every weekend
>>23997558
artsy type, paints?
>>23997574
owns a 4 wheeler
>>23997579
ppl assume you smoke pot but you never have
>>23997609
lost his glasses
>>23997629
was really scared when he took this photo
>>23997646
is in college
>>23997647
really fun to party with, is from wale :^)
>>23999302
beat people up in school
>>23999421
was on acutane growing up
>>23999692
listening to dubstep
>>23999778
androgynous as fuck im sooo whoa I cant call this idk like 12 yers old? jesus whoa
>>23999975
collect comic books
>>24000219
smokes meth
>>24001815
lives with parent, drives a honda civic
>>24001907
works as IT guy for his own university
>>24002905
crossplays as anna from frozen
>>24003683
get banned from internet chatrooms a lot
>>24003710
loves starbucks
>>24006363
is hacking into the mainframe XD
>>24007651
has bad taste in shower curtains
>>24008117
gets bored easily
>>24008143
voted leave
>>24009666
That's untrue to the point where I had to google what that was. I come from a place where people don't have any race themed discussion, we're all boringly white and too modest to feel superior to anyone. Congrats on your satanic trips by the way.
>>24009772
Nah. Bleach is what I do. Though you did put a fair amount of effort in that, cheers.
>>24009818
That was a pretty basic guess. As for you, probably INFP. More narcissistic than most people think. Probably good at math.
>>24008143
Wishes he could grow better facial hair, gets kinkshamed on daily basis.
>>24007651
works in a small travel agency, hates his job
>>24008117
runs an art-only tumblr
>>24008143
loves to squat in his adidas tracksuit
>>24009818
goes to /cgl/
>>24010439
it was based off the 3 rate post
i feel narcissistic (altho most people can call it), but im absolute shit at math.
>>24010455
i had to look up what cgl was but I think I found my new home
>>24010560
Someone who's Been working out for 6 months and thinks he's /fit/ but in truth he's Far from it
>>24010455
Glasses Day butthurt feministi, but obvious fake smile says mean Stacey
>>24009818
"Gender is a Social construct"
>>24008143
Hello Mario O'Connor
>>24008117
Can't tell if a Girl who watched anime or a tranny
>>24008090
If Einstein was younger and smoked crack
>>24007651
Loves his showercurtains so much that feels compelled to take a pic with them
>>24010455
At some point I used tumblr page as a portfolio since those things have good templates, so you're somewhat right. As for you. Conformist. Hold grudges towards those who don't appreciate your sarcastic remarks. You wish you had better friends and probably are good at sexting.
>>24010560
No one is going to work their brain on that half-assed picture, come on.
>>24010963
Listens to bands she's going to hate some years later, unintentionally uses 'like' in every second sentence, reads GoT fanfiction.
>>24011126
2/3 not bad
>>24009818
Draws/paints/art stuff a lot
>>24010455
Owns at least two big, fluffy cats
>>24010546
Was bullied
>>24010560
Has lifted weights for a short amount of time
>>24010963
Supreme gentleman 2.0
>>24009818
got one of the piercings to piss off a parent
>>24008117
fan of vloggers
>>23999302
has probably tried to learn a musical instrument and given up two weeks later
>>24001815
studies something to do with writing
>>23999920
doesn't own any high street/department store branded clothing
