ASSUMPTIONS THREAD
Y'all know the drill, post picture + post assumptions
>>23995464
m e
>>23995475
You're Turkish
>>23995475
British, possibly studying geology?
>>23995486
Tall but kind, gentle giant
>>23995487
Has a very loud laugh
>>23995475
Bad relationship with parents
>>23995475
Turk?
>>23995486
Too easy. Plays some type of stringed musical instrument
>>23995487
Working 3 pay levels below where she thought she would. Or 1 above
>>23995499
Total brah. Good stuff
>>23995486
>>23995511
No idea how you guys got that lol. Brazilian British. But >>23995486 spends more money on conditioner than anything and is a secret model and >>23995511 is sports instructor for rugby/american football
>>23995499
Sorta true. Iffy.
You're from the South and a farmhand but planning to move to the city.
>>23995487
True on both counts. Did the rocks give it away?
You're indie and go to a college famous for having a liberal arts focus but studies something like Law
>>23995570
Basically. The map of Britain helped aswell.
And no on the famous college. I just go to a local college for nursing
>>23995572
Fair enough, and yeah the map was a dead giveaway. Gotta cradle a rock
The art deco looked similar to the uni I go to hence I hazarded a guess.
>>23995475
so cool i can't touch this
>>23995486
you're such a nice and humble guy, so kind
>>23995487
you're the fucking party and the damn man of your world
>>23995499
you're rich and happy, you've just asked for your third porsche
>>23995511
you're romantic and very passionate, an artist
>>23995705
You fuck guys
>>23995717
you damn right
>>23995486
Has better hair than his female friends
>>23995487
Lesbian
>>23995499
Turkish
>>23995511
Insecure of his nose
>>23995705
Gay...I hope :3
>>23995475
like to play CS:GO in spare time
>>23995486
You seem like a nice guy
>>23995487
You are a tomboy or likes to draw
>>23995499
You are a dog person
>>23995511
You look Pakistani or Indian
>>23995705
You are a closet homosexual
>>23995475
You're deepy in love with that rock and don't take it for granite.
>>23995486
Probably loves dogs.
>>23995487
A lot of fun to go to shows with.
>>23995499
Wasn't popular in high school but was just a late bloomer.
>>23995511
Cat person.
>>23995705
Has a lot of ladies after him but is modest about it.
>>23995739
Happy person to be around
>>23995746
Tells lots of funny jokes.
>>23995746
no closets for me :)
>>23995705
Successful with women
>>23995739
One friend you like the rest are eh
>>23995746
Does something stem related
>>23995771
Wishes she could follow her heart more than she does
(I'm not gay)
>>23995486
Obviously the nice metalhead
>>23995475
Ur the funny dude
>>23995746
IT???
>>23995739
Idk but u gimme the impression that ur strong (not physically ofc)
>>23995705
U like fashion dont u
>>23995487
Has a lot of guy "friends" but in reality they all just want to hook up with you becuase you're hot af
>>23995771
Same goes to you
>>23995705
Thanks bruh.
Very photogenic but doesn't have to try at all
>>23995746
Only occasionally.
Trying to start your own startup, juggling other part time jobs
>>23995771
That was a pretty gneiss pun i'll give you that. (and the rock is a gneiss wahey)
You study geography, loves to go dancing but doesn't like clubs.
>>23995824
I think I do okay at following my heart~
You're a v beautiful person. I like that flannel.
>>23995857
Damn. I hope not.
>>23995873
Sick, one cool rock. Rock puns are hard.
I don't study geography but I do love dancing.
>>23995877
Lol it's suppose to be a compliment cause you're exactly my type. Could lose the nose ring though.
>>23995857
>Has a lot of guy "friends" but in reality they all just want to hook up with you becuase you're hot af
Probably true. One has consistently tried to hang out with me. And another (who is in a relationship) has gotten a bit touchy in class.
>>23995886
I mean the thought that guys are only my friend because they want to fuck me is kinda a bad feeling. I hope that's not the only reason they like me. But thanks haha.
>>23995475
shit was so cash version 2.0
>>23995486
just likes metal and coke
>>23995487
into femdom
>>23995499
the most afeminate from his crew
>>23995511
feels angry very often
>>23995705
very good student
>>23995857
knows kung fu
>>23995475
Against Brexit
>>23995486
Metal
>>23995487
Cats
>>23995499
You like tacos
>>23995705
Bisexual
>>23995739
s h o p ' d
>>23995746
you like beer
>>23995771
You use too much tumblr
>>23995824
wants a cat
>>23995842
depressed
>>23995857
dead inside
>>23995487
Intelligent, but hit on a lot
>>23995705
Gay
>>23995746
IT worker
>>23995824
Metro sexual
>>23996057
Virgin
all are fucking western people
>>23996086
you have a fucking nice thick body. you deserve a good hard fuck thats for sure.
>>23996161
thinks he's a thug
>>23996057
related to harry potter
>>23996045
frozen on the inside
>>23995857
plays the piano
>>23995842
doesn't sleep well
>>23995824
local grindr prince
>>23995771
likes melancholic music and poetry
>>23996161
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>pale skin
>complains about "fucking western people"
>as if Slavs and Scandinavians aren't western
>>23995475
Loves being the center of attention but is usually in the background.
>>23995486
Plays bass in a group and plays too many video games.
>>23995487
Loves body sometimes but is also self-conscious at other times. Bicurious.
>>23995499
Easy-going and confident.
>>23995705
You feel like you have a baby-face if you don't have a beard.
>>23995771
Supported Bernie and has an awesome FWB.
>>23995486
Into metal
>>23995487
Quirky
>>23995746
IT/programmer
>>23996086
Acts innocent but secretly loves dick
>>23996301
lazy bum
>>23996283
christian
>>23996258
office job
>>23995771
Studies some form of creative art and buys most of her clothes from overpriced vintage shops
>>23995824
Dancer
>>23995842
Room is full of empty crisp/chip wrappers
>>23995857
Great cook
>>23996045
Plays soccer
>>23996057
Virgin. Studies maths or physics
>>23996086
Opposite of virgin
>>23996184
Poet
>>23996258
a bottom
>>23996283
Loves the Arctic Monkeys
sup
>>23995842
just a typical guy who gets mistook as major stoner.
>>23995857
goes on /fa/
>>23996045
a douche
>>23996057
you make weird/edgy jokes that aren't made for the occasion
>>23996086
typical hot girl
>>23996161
bipolar
>>23996184
gots it all figured
>>23996258
snitch on people smoking weed
>>23996283
can't handle liquor
>>23996301
too serious.
>>23996389
likes green day
>>23996443
lowkey deep in memes
>>23996467
loool I actually am lowkey deep in memes and nice preme cap boss
>>23996481
I can always tell when I see one, and thanks senpai.
>>23996467
sometimes
you like old school rap
>>23996389
I'm afraid of balls and suck at soccer and related sports lol
You dont play videogames and want to be like your father .
>>23996184
Very funny with girls
>>23996389
Hates small dogs
Now assume with this more shitty haircut.
>>23996665
an ass who doesn't participate in the thread
>>23996663
when you drink you get black out drunk.
>>23996663
>Spock/10
>>23996665
I'm guessing your into guys who ride motorcycles and who have full sleeve tattoos
>>23995475
Knows that he's handsome, tries not to flaunt it. Enjoys being silly and making people laugh. Doesn't like to be called a hipser but definitely has a vaguely old-fashioned aesthetic. Likes traveling and other countries.
>>23995486
Enjoys metal, particularly European groups. Friendly and has a generally non-offensive sense of humor. Dating a cute girl. Simplistic.
>>23995487
Creature of habit. Slightly insecure, but is told often that she's cute. Prefers comfort over style, but wouldn't want to be caught looking sloppy. Bubbly and sarcastic.
>>23995511
Upper middle class life, enjoys nice things but doesn't want to rub peoples' faces in it. Thinks he's unattractive, but not so bad that he fears posting. Shy but sweet to others. Wants to be liked.
>>23995705
Unideal living arrangements. Believes in the importance of first appearances. Thinks he has a lame smile, but like to smile and be welcoming towards people. A little judgmental and embarrassed by it.
>>23995739
Insecure but brave. Trying very hard to live happily and be unbothered by people's opinions, but still pays attention to the media. Very sweet and down to earth.
>>23995746
Enjoys electronic music. Leads a simple and modest life. Feels attractive and confident, but struggles with pre-judgment from other people. Tries to give the benefit of the doubt but a little jaded. Tries his best.
>>23995771
Embraces things people turn their nose up at. Likes color and passion in her life, but also very guarded. Assumes people aren't on the same page as her and keeps things close to the chest to avoid misunderstandings.
>>23996086
Alternates between very insecure and very confident. Scatterbrained and uses snark to beat people to making fun of her. Enjoys feminine things and cooking.
>>23996467
Nervous, wants to be confident. Has a few nice things and values them highly. Close to his family and would hate to disappoint them, but rebellious with respect to what they wanted from him. Sarcastic.
>>23996749
damn, the first part is super true. the second part is way off. but I am sarcastic.
>>23996685
Loves food
>>23996086
Very promiscuous, probably a little unstable
>>23996057
Loner
>>23995746
May end up as a military or defense analyst
>>23996184
Younger than you look
>>23995486
Friendly metal head that has a soft spot for pop country
>>23996663
Shy, but friendly.
>>23996389
Likes to brag.
>>23996258
Sarcastic.
>>23996057
Likes John Lennon and hates being told he looks like Harry Potter.
>>23997642
Nerdy generally, but probably a bit of a partier at night
>>23996685
Can't comprehend that to be rated or assumed about, you must do so first
>>23996665
Thinks she's "Punk" for liking Green Day, or Blink 182 or similar
>>23996663
General asshole
>>23996467
Shy, insecure
>>23996389
Mostly content, may want more in life
>>23996258
Life is in order
>>23997642
lazy
>>23996665
cunt who doesn't participate.
>>23996443
Has mental illness.
>>23996258
Slowly dying on the inside.
>>23996161
Local gang's fucktoy.
>>23996086
Messy, no standards.
>>23996045
Tries to be tough but actually when no one is looking he rolls around on the floor with his kitties.
>>23995824
Queen bitch of grindr.
>>23995475
Tries way to hard to be funny. I bet you are funny like adam sandler.
>>23997642
Jew? Cried at the end off Harry potter
>>23999412
Hates when people ask him if he likes Curry
>>23999469
Skates and smokes weed
>>23999492
spot on
>>23995475
likes to make nerdy jokes about unfunny shit just to sound smart
>>23995486
you're shy and too nice with people
>>23996184
always seeking for approval for every minimal change in looks or dress
>>23995824
your mom filled you with attentions as a child
>>23996685
Sassy.
>>23997642
Quiet geeky/nerdy guy that's funny and an underachiever.
>>23999412
You look like your ass tastes like curry.
>>23999469
Hard shell with a soft center. Likes loud music and is prone to sudden fits of emotion and crying.
>>23999492
Honest.
>>23999553
Likes art. Likes danger or the idea of danger. Opinionated.
>>23999611
Isn't afraid to drink the water in Mexico
>>23999553
Necrophiliac
>>23999492
Has attempted suicide 3x
>>23999469
Has a girlfriend but is a rapist on the side
>>23999412
Eats cows which is rebellious for him
Thinks we're all infedels
>>23997642
Likes crack cocaine
>>23996685
Has sucked 14 dicks for crack cocaine. Enjoyed every second of it
>>23996665
Reformed Amish girl
>>23996663
Wishes he was more Asian
>>23996467
Pro-confederate
>>23996443
Faggot
>>23996389
Crack cocaine
>>23996301
Wishes he was dead
>>23996283
Doesn't understand how other faggots keep their eyes open when they are filled with cum
>>23996258
Gets fucked by guys
>>23996184
Has accepted his bald and Asian status. Violates chickens in his spare time
>>23996161
Doesn't understand why he can't get the taste of jizz out of his mouth
>>23996086
Fat bitch
>>23996057
Likes grading cheese
>>23995771
Fucked her
>>23995705
Fucks guys
>>23995499
Fucks guys
>>23995487
Raped her. She liked it
>>23999766
no gf but ;)
>>23999766
Nice guess. I'm not afraid to drink the water anywhere. lol.
>>23999817
Mexican water is poisonous to those who aren't adapted to it
>>23999847
I see.
>>23999887
I'm being racist
>>23999901
I know. Pretty mild.
>>23999930
Pretty creative nonetheless
>>23999611
Very self conscious with height.
>>23999553
Daddy kink
>>23999492
Plays too many video games, trying to get into fitness.
>>23999412
has an office job he hates.
>>24001275
also this is me
>>24001276
you look like a total faggot
>>23995771
I want to draw your face out of flowers.
>>24001364
You sound like a total faggot
>>24001391
I physically cannot get gayer.
>>23999766
not asian blood
>>23999553
cant jump that bench
>>24001276
smart driver
>>23995475
Rocks are life
>>23995486
You probably take better care of your hair than me
>>23995487
Really fun and spontaneous, actually has a personality
>>23995511
Middle-eastern
>>23995705
Dresses better than everyone
>>23995771
Likes to write
>>23996057
Awkward as fuck
>>23997642
Good with math
>>23999553
Rebel but has to be home by 10
>>24001276
Uses "bruh"
>>24002371
Hence why you wish you were more Asian
>>24002749
not really I prefer being mixed not full ching chong
>>23999412
I love kitties .
I guess you miss some steets.
>>23996086
Slut, although exclusively, so slut at heart
>>23996161
You look like you can snap at any given moment
>>23996184
Cant tell if good natured or evil natured; one of those people that you need to spend quite some time to trust, but when trust is gain, if gained, will probably last forever.
>>23996258
Completely in love with yourself, although you doubt your self at times, the love is still dominant.
>>23996283
annoying
>>23996301
Rapist in disguise
>>23996389
Chill, but can throw a tantrum fit that would scare the living hell out of king louis
>>23996443
annoying voice
>>23996467
No direction in life (sorry, its cause your wearing supreme)
>>23996685
You always expect things to come to you, you have a sense of entitlement like no other, for some unknown reason, maybe an inflated ego
>>23999553
eccentric
>>23999611
funny
>>24002745
boring
>>23995475
Has an appreciation for the smaller things in life
>>23995486
pretends to enjoy metal, but secretly listens to K-pop
>>23995487
being a narcissist and having crons disease has lead to having over 9000 bathroom selfless on your phone at this very moment
>>23995499
you photoshop other peoples smiles onto all of your photo's because you secretly have no teeth
>>23995511
your ears are intimated by your nose, and are constantly attempting to escape it…
>>23995705
you smell of baby powder and shame
>>23995739
you chew the nail polish off your toes…
>>23995746
you're torn between a life in IT, or a life in ISIS
>>23995771
a girl has no name… leading her to search for herself in an endless volley of dicks
>>23995824
caught in an internal battle between gay face and masculine jaw line.
>>23995842
you smoke weed in an attempt to hide how lazy you are…
>>23995857
can't decide weather he's cross eyed or slant eyed, but both have given him a strong micro when praying SC2
>>23996663
prefers homo sex
>>23996665
will forever cure the day the you missed 6666 get
>>23996685
steals money from her moms purse for coke money
>>23997642
can improvise an explosive device… or bong, in 5 minutes flat.
>>23999412
your friends casually gift you deodorant and axe body spray on the holidays
>>23999469
can't decide weather you're an anarchist, or regressive liberal… even though you don't know what either are.
>>23999492
up until 5 years ago, your mom cut your hair for you.
>>23999553
lives her life as an edge lord, not realizing that she could be 8/10… even though her friends tell her all the time.
>>23999611
was a child model… now works in an office.
>>24001276
the sheer coolness of your shades have caused a gravitational shift, which forces your your lips and hairline to try and escape the centre of your face.
>>24002745
wants to be a dirty whore… SO.BAD.
will post assumptions in a minute.
>>24004453
here we goooo
>>24004423
popular with a small group of friends, but secretly insecure
>>24002745
went to community college for arts
>>24001276
vapes unironically
>>23999611
kind Mexican
>>23999553
has a tumblr but will not admit it on /soc/ or irl
>>23999492
still lives with parents, but a good kid
>>23999469
belongs to 5 different subcultures, "fuck the government"
>>23999412
angry Indian, ass tastes of curry
>>23997642
sleeps in a lot
>>23996685
boring
>>23996665
has no ass, man-ish body build
>>23996663
wallflower
by the way,
>>24004453 and >>24004453 are both me. pic was posted from mobile.
be gentle
>>24004743
Lazy sack of shit that cannot participate
>>24004769
I like you.
>>24004769
yea yea I'm gettin to it
>>23996663
loves obscure metal
breathes too heavily
>>23996665
has at least 1 stalker at any time
>>23996685
posts minion memes on facebook
>>23997642
has some deep disturbing secret
>>23999412
total bro
>>23999469
snarky elitist
>>23999492
you never brush your hair
>>23999611
you're alittle too smart
>>24002745
you're evil on the inside
>>24004423
you look like you can carry a conversation about fishing lures
>>24004453
gaymer GRILL
>>23999553
Aware of her odd body posture and gait, but couldn't care less.
>>23997642
You don't let trivialities bother you.
>>23999611
People say youre hard to read
>>24002745
Grumpier than thou.
>>24004453
Gets her funky shirts from the outlandish department store
>>24004743
You get peeved when people compare you to Colin Ferrell.
>>24004883
>>24004828
it's not my shirt I swear
>>24004828
I do it like every hour
Is this quality thread, kill?
>>24008062
Probably.
>>24004883
Has few close friends
>>24004423
Supports Trump....
>>24002745
Geeky, but wild in secret
