*waff voice* "welcome to the DMV "
Hi my name is chelly im not on the spectrum and this summer marks the 3rd anniversary of my membership in the dmv /soc/ meetups groups and chats. My experience has been great. I'm still single but great nonetheless. No fights no creeps and no bad vibes so far... We all come from different parts of the dmv but so far it seems that our best times have been in Baltimore DC and Alexandria.
If you want in, all you gotta do is check out the image here. And follow the steps.
ALSO ASL pls
21/f/Frederick
AND please post DMV food porn. Thanks.
-chelly
>>23990135
Send a request to imrblankie on skype if you want to join
Joining the dmv was quite literally one of my best choices of 2015. 10/10 time so far, would do again.
22/m/the town of naps
>>23990340
Um i dont know this person...
>>23990342
Haha who dis?
Joining the DMV may possibly have been the worst decision I've ever made in my entire life, pls help, can't stop.
But here's your foodporn. & pizza is finally in Bmore.
>>23990531
Prob because you haven't been to any of the Baltimore meets or other meets I have been to.
Also 23M in Bmore. When I'm not dodging dirt bikes in the street, cowering in fear of the next riot, or getting shot multiple times, you can find me doing karaoke every Tuesday or collecting books I absolutely do not need.
>>23990342
Actually i know you lol
>>23990576
Its funny because we've been to each other's birthday meetups...
I just don't recognize handles lol
>>23990573
Ive never had &Pizza... im a sinner
>>23990680
Uh...no we haven't. I've never met you before mate.
If you ever come out to a karaoke meet you will.
>>23990573
Overrated shite
>>23991081
Fuckers in DMV telling me, always in the pizza shops & pizza ain’t bout this, & pizza ain’t bout that My boy a gouda on fucking wheat and them peppers, they say that pizza don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about & pizza ain’t no hitta & pizza ain’t this & pizza a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t eat real pizza Y'all know that nigga got caught with a oven baking pizza and shit Nigga been in DC since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' them like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about & pizza I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Home Slyce and them
>>23990687
Wtf now i really don't know who's who
>>23991353
Got damn. I'll try your &Pizza
And if that shit is nasty I'm gonna dump it in the toilet for all to see
>>71408317
Hey everyone once again
26 f in annapolis
>>23991397
Hey girl how's the capital?
Is it capital? Or capitol?
Also pic is soft core food porn.
>>23991593
It's okay it's humid as fuck though this time of year
>>23991597
Oh? I haven't noticed a worsened amount of humidity yet. Its been cooler to me... but i also live higher up...
Is anyone in Frederick rn? We are actually meeting up at thisvery moment to get wasted so... lmk
>>23991777
It's been a thundering but we need rain
>>23991397
whats there to do in annapolis, i only know of the mall
Md. Anyone up?
Skype: shlooppp
>>23991846
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet which place, i'm actually from the ridge. and frederick city is a 5min drive given the retards on 144 going under 55
DMV went to poop when the more bmore people joined. Long live VA!
>>23991596
Capital- city. Capitol- building.
>>23992352
Bar hop smoke weed
>>23990135
I'm moving to DC from the west coast next week for a summer internship.
>I still don't have a place to stay besides by friends couch
it's gonna be an interesting three months...
slight update i almost fucking died but it was a good time
>>23990596
Do i know you?
>>23992499
I feel bad that I'm now seeing this. We went up wolfs rock. I regret it now since im literally late for work. But yeah next time we will do it in the day.
Asl?
>>23992558
Lmao we actually don't respect Virginia since it's been a trump supporter. Sorry i shouldve added this in the op. "The V in dmv stand for vaginas, nothing more"
>>23992951
Thanks smart person
>>23993501
Lmao is this kari? He really almost slipped and died for no reason.
>>23991959
Girl move up to the appalacha it rains every 15 minutes. I feel like we are here at cloud level or some shit.
This was the only picture where we were all ready for the photo desu. I mean if you call this ready...
>>23993013
Three months you say? I've got an extra room I'm trying to fill 30 min away from downtown D.C.
>>23992499
Thurmont baby, hmu
>>23993939
Probably, ever come to karaoke at the crown or come to any meet ups?
Yeahhh i never went to crowne though
>>23993953
You just salty old man berns couldn't win. But muh socialism
>>23993969
I would but where? Lol
You gonna let me crash at your place?
>>23991397
This shit always happens. Someone from Annapolis then they disappear. Does naptown kill them? Do I need to escape?
>>23994386
No I just go back to lurking lol
>>23994412
I've been here for one year and have yet to meet anyone from Annapolis in the dmv. I long for the day i escape this city. Its nice but there isn't shit to do here but drink.
PETWORTH.
Slim's diner opens today. Good times.
>>23994464
Everywhere is the sam imo I've lived all up and down the east coast
>>23994374
Actually i would but literally renting a studio for a month is very cheap up here. Like just add cheap as a decent hotel in DC or bmore
Does alcohol count as food porn?
>>23994052
What neighborhood? What's rent like? 30 minute driving or on the train? Will you murder me?
>>23993953
Stay mad. Can't Stump, Won't Stump.
>>23994528
I disagree. DC and Baltimore have a lot more going on than Annapolis does.
>>23994480
Oh nice, a new diner is always welcome
>>23994895
No you alcoholic.
Behold, the low key best Italian restaurant in bmore.
So um, anybody going to Baltimore between the 8th-10th for PaperCon? (you probably know what I actually mean)
>>23995501
Bethesda,.MD
5-10 min walk away from the red line which runs straight into dc
550
Only if you kill me first <3
>>23996386
Where the fuck do you live, in Bethesda, where rent is 550?
>>23996386
Hmm. I would be down to at least check it out.
I'm basically a normie and pretty decent to get along with, the most outrageous thing I do is go on /pol/ and not talk about it in real life.
Bethesda is a little far out, but I could swing it. 550 a month, right? I have an internship that doesn't pay shit, so need a cheap place to stay, the cheaper the better.
If you want to drop a form of communication (burner email? Snapchat?) I'll hit you up.
>>23995947
Okay so this restaurant looks like your house? Is this your house? What is this ?
>>23996982
>implying my parent's basement has windows
The pic was taken at la Bottega in Baltimore. 1729 Maryland Avenue if I remember correctly, defintely the best in Bmore, top 5 in the DMV, shit is good.
>>23997548
Hmmm sounds good
Heres a picture of food that we had to eat while hiking at wolf's rock I consider this scat food porn
Guys I'm at work and this guy smells awful. And i have to sit with him in a meeting.
-Chelly
Anyone have kik?
>>23998708
Yes, including poor white people from the suburbs too.
Boop
>>23998708
Lmao who's poor?
Okay so does anyone remember our two year anniversary?
When we all went to the zoo?
This is the only picture i have of the aminals. The rest are of passed out drunks and the house party we had after.
Bump
I saw this omw to the zoo w mc feels and uzz
33 male, live in Calvert county, work in DC (capital hill). Around Union Station
I'm moving in a month to Texas. Goodbye DMV I'll miss you xoxo
>>23999472
I am
Im fairly new to the dmv. Only been here about a month now and i dont know when i plan on going back to Texas
>>23999838
Still never got that package of pumpkin bread ;-;. #nolove
>>23999838
>tfw you will never take Mandi out for brekkie
>>24000096
Where in Texas are you from?
>>24000169
Remind me next time! My ADHD is real. I do love you tho.
>>24000225
Still got a month left yo
Arlingtonian here! 22/M. I live close to a Metro so I can travel around the DMV pretty easily as long as it's not too deep into VA or MD.
Sup fags
>>24000043
Haha okay well we accept all religions here
Bumps from work
Now accepting requests
Yall motherfuckers need Halone
>>24001189
i have a name u know
Same
>>23996408
That'd be the split cost...
>>23996772
Sounds like a plan my man, hit up my kik @ memetoolbag
>>23991397
Why are we Annapolis peeps so rare
>>24003027
If he backs out let a Muff know
>>24003028
I know there's people in Bowie and pg areas.
>>24003028
But I'm in Annapolis every weekend
>>24003027
Oh, makes sense then...
Aww we in here setting up dates and meeting people. Fyi or next meet up is at the beach house warming party. We got fireworks dreams alcohol guacamole. Everything.
>>23999838
Is this because you couldn't swing it in the DMV area? Lol
>>23990135
Anyone in dc want to hang out this weekend?
Don't wreck my moms new place guys.
Also I recommend bringing additonal booze and snacks, and beach stuff if you are staying for day 2 beach boogaloo.
gaithersburg here. Work in Sterling.
what a horrible drive.
>>24004733
>gaithersburg here. Work in Sterling.
>what a horrible drive.
But why?
Speaking as someone who drivrs 10 mins to work everyday (If there's traffic), this sounds sickening. You can't put a price on sleep brometheus.
>>23995947
everything about that looks good
please sir, share your secret
>>24004331
Naturally i would but i have work that makes me to tired to hang which is sad
>>24004331
Naturally i would but i have work that
makes me to tired to hang which is sad
>>24004693
Okay i won't steel the place lol
>>24005995
u have to work sunday and monday?
>>24006493
anyways i still have no plans for the 4th anyone else wanna do stuff?
>>24006493
Yes i have the saddest life. And the most random schedule.
>>24006520
a lot of people here in dc have wacky work schedules. Hopefully I find someone here to hang out with on the 4th.
>>24005995
you can steel it all you want with your steel pokeymons
>>24000711
Never go too deep in MD...
>>24003697
Nah got a job as a software engineer there and moving in with my best friend. And other things. I love the DMV but I need a change.
Any one going to this today? Is supposed to be a huge pool party
This too
>>24007337
Id love to go swimming today if someone wants to come with me
May as well just leave this here
>>24000332
Im from austin
>>23990135
24m Frederick
Kik h3543
Bumppp
Heading to kings dominion tomorrow
23m in Ellicott City, are there any humans that want to meet up? I need to get out and enjoy life a bit
>>24008788
Yeah but im in dc
>>24008660
Careful brah. They call for rain and there some times their rides get stuck. Not as bad as six flags but damn.
>>23995968
This? http://baltimore.org/events/paper-picturing-painting
Any sugar daddies in the DMV?
22/f
>>24009358
Post pic
23/m/bi in virginia.
540 specifically.
Kik is scarfmuffs.
18/m/va beach
really bored while on vacation
>>23990135
I wish the damn motherfuckers would stop shooting off fireworks along back river at midnight. Trying to sleep
>>24009677
Lmao i haven't heard any go off yet
>>24008815
Dc isnt so far. Male/female, age?
>>24010409
29 m u?
I won't let this die.
>>24005166
No secret here friend, my job just allows me to meet a lot of people, and one of those people recommended to me a restaurant they worked at.
276 bumfuck nowhere here
>>24009653
Oh yeah you're in my area
>>24009358
Dev is the supreme sugar daddy
>>24011127
I can attest to this.
>>24003027
Don't use kik. Snap is matagabra... add me, rent guy (or any other DMVers who want to see me catalogue me taking star-struck pics of the capitol building etc)
>>24011158
Bleh Bleh
>>24003027
Kk will add
>>24003045
You needing a Bethesda?
>>23990135
bump
Boop
>>24011127
It's true
>>23991353
mfw blue cheese thin crust pizza master race
>>24002844
TFW I know this pocket healer. I should move to balmung and kick it with you and my buddy. Pic related it me.
22 M in Arlington (Crystal City/Pentagon City area). Went to McClellan's Retreat in DC last night. Would recommend/10.
>>24013209
Sorry, meant to write 23 M.
Happy independence day!
>>24013209
oh that's like a 10 min walk from my apt. you should have told me u were going.
Anyone else still /noplans/ for july 4th? Hoping someone will come watch the D.C. fireworks with me although if u want to invite me to ur bbq/party I wouldn't mind tbqh...
>>23990135
bump
>>24014693
Bup
>>23990135
bump2
>>24014741
she does not need editing to look deformed and disgusting, her body does that fine in its natural form.
>>23993953
NOVA is not a part of the rest of VA :C
>>23993973
who's the white man-ape on the left (top right?)
>>24015143
oh pls, Lord Frieza's natural form is the weakest.
>>24015555
Lmao who's a man ape?
>>24016079
waff isn't in that picture, mellor :)
>>24016079
Obviously the white one you dumb moon cricket
I want to black mellor.
>>23990135
Mellor here. I don't care if you guys hate me or whatever but don't talk shit about me behind my back. This isn't junior high.
>>24017149
literally not happening but ok
>>24017227
ok explain this then
>>24017399
im confused at where the talking shit is happening here.
why is /dmv/ so black
>>24017588
we made it
>>23990135
I love you Chelly.
-Matt from Texas
Nice mice
>>24017143
Be my guest
>>24017149
Ahahahaha this is really strange...
>>24017669
Aw matty i love you too. But you still owe me 5 bucks.
I guess this bump would match the tastes of our group more
>>24018355
Hahaha. yep.
>>24017588
we have an alternative DMV group for whites only since the main group is mostly black vidya autists.
/dmv/ can you not be racist for five minutes?
I actually have time to go to the crown this weekend. Are we all going to cancerfest out naw?
32 white male outside Richmond
Kik ClayFaceVA
Bored, no expectations
>>24018315
Holy shit I almost forgot. I can mail it to you and PayPal it, but if I do that then I lose a good excuse to see you when I come back to DC again :/
>>24019078
Matthew knows not shame. Only thirst.
>>24019065
Aww i feel sad that you felt like listing your race on here... we don't care about race here. We only care if you eat ass
>>24019078
Ahaha paypal works.
>>24019176
Lmao i mean it doesnt count since hes not here... maybe he can link w mandi
>>24019176
Chelly left me with an unique chance thirst. It's her fault
ey sup ouo
>>24019264
8^)
>>24019286
Sup dood?
>>24019261
Matt thirst is global. Ain't no mountain high, ain't no valley low, ain't no river wide enough.
>>24019264
Boy pls. We both know that ain't true. You thirst unconditionally.
Sick thread.
"B-b-b-but I'm not a racist" should be the theme of this group.
>>24019445
That's pretty much it.
>>24019385
Hey man. Once you go black there ain't going back. Chelly has walls made of sugar and platinum. That's not my fault
>>24019205
Not man ass
>>24019652
what the fuck
>>24019766
>he doesn't eat the whole ass and nothing but the ass
>>24019652
>>24019652
God dammit Matt
>>24019445
Lmao that's a accurate title.
>>24019652
Why would you unveil my secret powers to the whole Chan? I'm really flattered but still. Shut up. Bbhm.
>>24019766
Righteous!!
>>24019652
I'm really glad I never let you talk to my friend.
>>24019968
-___---
>>24019942
Hahaha :3 Ill shut up
>>24019968
Who's that?
>>24019818
What?
>>24021347
Hahahaha!!!!. God damn did you save that from last year just for this or did you actually go dig that up?
>>24009358
>>24009620
Monitoring this thread, not really daddy aged but I have some sugar.
25/m/sterling
Anyone into stocky guys?
>>23993947
damn do you just post everything in this thread
>>23993947
21/m/frederick
>>24019652
*adds to list of creeps in the chat.
new phone who dis?
>>24023531
Definitely not a creep. I think most people that know me would probably agree too. Now Muff? That dude is a fucking creep...
>>24022353
Well im really into Shrek
>>24022519
>>24022523
Hey which part of Fred? Also join the Skype group. And no i dont really post everything. I am actually hoping for this to die now.
>>24023697
>definitely not a creep
>being creepy as hell in the thread
Matt I knew you were oblivious but this is just crazy
>>24023697
I bet tim also thought he wasn't racist. Also, how is muff creepy?
>>24024276
((Spring Ridge))
>>24024563
don't need to sound so sarcastic
>>24024127
Devon's party. Muff on chelly's friend while passed out drunk. That passes my bar by miles. Please give example of me being creepy? I feel like I would've been kicked out or banned from the group...
>>24024779
uhhh scroll up. Also, in my view it's better to laugh at you than with you in certain situations. sooooo
>>24025976
I mean if anything what I said was more disrespectful or a crude compliment than creepy and I didn't mean any disrespect. Also my make out game has improved fyi. I do miss the old band chat though :/
>>24026123
Randomly talking about someone's "walls " and alluding to wanting to fuck them is disrespectful, crude, and creepy desu none of these things are mutually exclusive and heads up you're /STILL/ in the band chat so if you miss us the door is open
![Desu[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xVx8J3c.png "Desu[1].png")
>>24026365
why did my phone auto correct something to desu
29 M handsome as fuck
skype: chanchat00
lookin for younger women to spoil, Friend me and we can talk more
>>24026446
hey boo spoil me
>>23990135
23/m/Alexandria
Just moved here last month, wassup guize
26/M/Baltimore
My therapist says I'm the shy type.
>>24026123
>I miss the band chat that I'm still in but never talk in unless I'm trying to hook up with a tinder match that someone knows.
>>24026598
I didn't know I was still in it. I also just redownloaded band and the last message I got was from thanksgiving two years ago. I think the only person I had a tinder match that had a mutual friend was Devon. Which was like once...
>>24026630
>I miss you guys so much I didn't even have band installed and didn't bother to check if it was still a thing
>>24026659
Thanks :/
20/M/Damascus. OP you're in Frederick?? I didn't think anyone in the area used 4chan lol
>>24026908
Yeah you'll be excited to note that fucking our cousins is not the only thing we manage to do out here. Join the Skype group.
a-n-n-a-p-o-l-i-s
pls
Why is thread full of dumb NEETs who can't make friends IRL?
>>24028006
Speak for yourself fag.
still trying to get on this pokemon go hype, but pokemon website keeps crashing ;-;
CHELLY SUCKS ON CHODE
>>24028229
have you gone outside? one of my stop points is by an elementary school. not sure if I wanna risk it.
>>24028006
well I just think some people are very niggardly about extending their affections towards strangers online, and that is ok.
>>24028895
Why are you so butthurt? Is it because you're facing the fact that no one loves you and you are living your life like an angry little cunt? Can you even stand to look in the mirror? Can you sleep at night?
>>24028403
I can't log in lol. I've been trying to get on since yesterday.
Moving to Montgomery County was a mistake. This place is fucking boring.
>>24029302
you could have asked literally anyone before moving and they would have told you moco is boring
>>24028981
i can't sleep at night
>>24030148
Walk around and catch some Pokemans then. Everyone is doing it.
>>24030723
there's none in my house
Anyone in the Vienna area?
anyone in moco or anywhere near moco wanna get smoked out and listen to music
21/m
>>24031627
I'm in Reston
>>24031829
What kind of music
>>24033069
The Hamilton American Musical cast album
>>24033101
Cool 8^)
>>24031969
Nice, man. I know someone who lives in RTC
>>24033069
shit to get high to. whether you deem that serious trap, or chill instrumental. we could switch it up every couple songs or so
>>24009358
45 SugarDaddy
Kik is epmcride.
>>24036743
if you aint a truvia daddy I don't want none of that sugar.
>>24036750
>truvia daddy
>not Splenda
Any jco wins? ( ctown/ranson) willing to trade!
