/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and fingerers - get in here! If new, please read the guidelines before posting.
>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples). Tattoos, jewelry (watches, rings, cuffs, piercings), and stubble optional and appreciated. =D
>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.
>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...
>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. Try to crop around nose level and up... We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).
4. Most of us do not care for bare male feet. Again, use good judgment.
>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D
http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ
AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!
Prior thread:
>>23968390
CHALLENGES
1. BEAUTY. Find something that you think is beautiful today. It does not have to be original. It can be a sunset, a flower, a nice e-mail that you received, a picture of a loved one, a building's architecture. (Cannot be a bare cock, balls, foot, etc.) Think about how to frame it or that moment with your hands/forearms/body. Take at least one pic and tell us in the caption about why you think it's beautiful. It will do us some good, and it will do you good as well.
2. COURAGE. Think about one thing that you fear or hate touching or embracing. Then strap on your balls and do it. Hold the spider, pat the pitbull, hold the dirty sock, hold up a sign asking that qt you've been crushing on out, whatever. And take pics of it and tell us about it. And then feel good about your courage.
3. ARCHITECTURE / SCULPTURE.
Change of scenery for you man hands and arms and necks- might be fun for you, too. Find interesting building architecture (inside or out) and work a pose around what you found. It may mean that you have to go into that corporate high rise that you never have a reason to enter, explore a new building on campus, visit a library or old mom and pop shop, etc.
Take thread-related pics and tell us what you liked or found interesting about it!
Examples for the super lazy:
-hand stroking a polished wooden bannister
-hands around city jail cell's bars
-pose in a store or funhouse with multiple mirrors so we see multiple angles of you through the photo (it's OK if camera/phone is in the shot)
-fingers going through concrete grooves of brick siding
-hand outstretched in "alas, poor Yorick" pose towards a colorblocked dilapidated cottage in the distance
-pose of your knocking (with or without door knocker) on a glossy door. Or weathered door.
-Find a room that's designed to be monochromatic (hospitals, labs) and wear a tee that contrasts to it. Get your sexy self in there and take pics.
++
Aaaaaand GO!
>>23984408
Brandt popping in to break the seal.
*** RE-POST FROM LAST THREAD ***
*** DECK OF CARDS ACTIVITY ***
You can create a whole set of stills from this (webms welcome but pls humor me with some still pics)
-shuffle a deck o' cards (multiple ways to do this)
-cut a deck
-deal a hand
-hold up a set of fanned out hidden cards and show other hand selecting a card as if you're about to remove one from the fan
-etc etc...
Casino and dealer jacket/cuffs not necessary!!
*** OUTSTANDING REQUEST - WET T-SHIRTS ***
Context - kittenanon request for TGF to rub melting glass all over himself.
Put your own spin on it.
>>23984458
Unnnngh. Hurts so good. thx.
OK, good night, thread. Be good.
>Or not- you do you. And me. Actually, just do me. Good night.
>>23984458
Has been executed beautifully by some of our originals, but given your mug shots in the last thread, would you mind taking some pics with any number of your fingers dipped into the mug? And show us the wet fingers afterwards? And if you want... those wet fingers about to enter your mouth for a taste.
*** REQUEST FOR ALL GEAR HEADS ***
Can we see some pics as your sexy arms are plugging in speaker cables and instrument cables?
>yes, partly so I can joke about your input jacks and the load on your bass amp. GD it, I'm such a fucking child! Pls humor me.
If I were to try shuffling a deck I'm sure it would end up with all cards on the ground :D
Not gonna rub melting glass all over myself, still need my skin, sorry!
New thread already? That snuck up on me. Also, posting replies from previous thread here.
>>23983445
>>23983460
>>23983480
Drumming webms, whaaaaat? These are wonderful. (Also, I have an obsession with your couch, I don't know why)
>>23983496
>>23983474
>>23983496
Ahhh yes! I love your hair! I want to play with it! Thank youu!
>>23983685
And this caused me to breathe a bit heavy.
>>23984027
>>23984032
>>23984037
>>23984039
>>23984042
>>23984046
>>23984054
These webms make me want to play a naughty card game with you. Also I'm mesmerized why your shuffling skills
>>23984458
Your hands man. Godd!
>>23984768
You snuck right in there while I was waiting for my post to well post.
>>23984775
Haha, maybe I should sneak in somewhere else, like your sheets?
>>23984477
>glass
^^ice
>>23984768
>Not gonna rub melting glass all over myself, still need my skin
My typos flay me. Or rather, flay you.
>all cards on the ground
But that's the idea... then you get to demand that the audience pick the cards up... not using their hands, feet or mouth.
>have had the misfortune of witnessing similar acts but with paper currency instead of cards
>>23984775
Too early/late to say that TGF likes sneaking in?
>>23983445
>>23983460
>>23983480
Forgot to reply on last thread that I will provide you with a 17 stroke roll for those lovely webms. Thx, Torque
>>23984828
Not the location I was thinking of, but good to know that we were both on the same disgusting train of thought. All aboard.
>>23984790
Other side.
>>23984828
I do wish you would!
>>23984840
I love that everyone's on the same dirty page.
>>23984840
Hmm, I think I would prefer to be the one to get whipped.
Tempted to make a GoT-joke but don't want to risk spoiling something.
>have had the misfortune of witnessing similar acts but with paper currency instead of cards
Wait, what? Why misfortune? :D
>Too early/late to say that TGF likes sneaking in?
I do? I'm not the loud type, but that would be anything but a stealth operation.
>>23984868
Damn, I so would love to do that, gotta continue where we left off last time...
>>23984845
Who said that would be the only location? Disgusting? Why? :(
>All aboard.
>>23984772
Thanks. Some portion of that couch is probably visible in half (or more) of my photos. The obsession might just be due to association with me?
>>23984840
You're welcome. And no need to count the strokes, just transition to a flam-a-diddle when it feels natural.
Reaching for that
>bump
>>23985076
Whoops. Forgot my ID would change. Brandt here (if it wasn't obvious).
>>23984990
You have the largest... toy and tool arsenal
>"disgusting" modifier only used so as not to scare off new, innocent eyes =D
>>23985008
Commencing stretches...
>you can play w/ my high hats
>>23985076
These are not the bumps you should be reaching for... (But thx!)
https://youtu.be/b-UnZs0qNlo
Had a girlfriend that used to love watching me play with this thing.
>>23985135
And what bumps would those be?
>>23985162
Uh... I'm hoping that's a link to a weapon or toy of sorts and not your dingdong! (On mobile- will view later)
Nice forearms and stance in the pic
>>23985164
Boobays. Ta-tas. Tittays. Knockers. Melons. Lady lumps. Jubblies.
>>23985182
Haha aye, it's a karambit.
>>23985135
>You have the largest... toy and tool arsenal
Oh, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into. But I do know where I want to get in...
>>23985182
>I understood that reference, am not proud.
>>23985182
Oh my! How positively perverse!
...
Is this some sort of tribute request?
>reaching for the gold
>>23984990
Just come be my wake up call every day.
>>23985008
You're probably right. I am quite fond of you.
>>23985076
>>23985084
>>23985162
>>23985164
I know you by the black and white :)
Also on mobile so I can't view the video until later :(
>Waking up at crack of the alarm clock
Ugh
Good morning, thread
Looks like I have a to-do list already (yaaass)
>>23984477
>*** OUTSTANDING REQUEST - WET T-SHIRTS ***
>Context - kittenanon request for TGF to rub melting glass all over himself.
>Put your own spin on it.
>>23984744
>*** REQUEST FOR ALL GEAR HEADS ***
>Can we see some pics as your sexy arms are plugging in speaker cables and instrument cables?
>>yes, partly so I can joke about your input jacks and the load on your bass amp. GD it, I'm such a fucking child! Pls humor me.
>>23984772
>These webms make me want to play a naughty card game with you. Also I'm mesmerized why your shuffling skills
Strip cribbage?
>>23985205
>Looks like I have a to-do list already (yaaass)
Oh yeah, somebody wanted fingers in coffee?
>>23985205
>Strip cribbage?
I don't know why I suggested this - I don't even have a cribbage board.
>>23985187
Ay, karamba! Cool, will view later.
>look, all-nighters breed shitty TMNT references. Thread will have to deal with crap banter from me today...
>>23985189
Tunnel is quite narrow, friend!
>I left my pride in the archives over a month ago, welcome. =)
>>23985191
Twin gold medals, as they were
>I was right the first guess I had. Luv you, you flirty, teasing sexy bastard.
>>23985205
>cribbage
I don't even know what that is. But if it involves removal of clothes, I'm down.
Also one day you should do a webm pulling your hair tye out, I'd enjoy that quite a bit.
>>23985209
>fingers in coffee
We can get it in a little further than that. ;)
.scrolling trough the pastebin right now, will post again if I come across something looks fun.
>>23985210
>Tunnel is quite narrow, friend!
Hmmm, looks like we will have to stretch that tunnel out...
>Now I have to think about that scene with the train.
>>23985218
Bring me pics of man hands petting quokkas and wombats at once!!!;&,&@)@(;!!!
Nice blue ball. They're endemic ITT.
>sorry. today's gonna be filled with sudden outbursts fm me
>Prepare your tunnel, I'm coming.
>>23985200
Third one isn't me though. I'm strictly hands atm:D There are a few color shots too...
-Brandt
>>23985228
Dear god. well, this is one way to be "perky" in the early AM
>putting 6am mtgs right in front of bare male feet as far as hate list, sorted in descending order
>>23985210
Hey! I ain't no bastid! I knew my dad!
>Guilty as charged on the rest though:3
>>23985244
Tell me more about perky things.
I feel like you would hate it even more if I were there, would've kept you awake all night...
>>23984868
Okie dokie pokie okie.
>>23985223
>Nice blue ball. They're endemic ITT.
I actually chuckled
Here is the closest thing i have to a small mammal at hand.
>>23985238
I'm aware, on mobile I click on different posts to get the reply box to move so I can read different posts as I'm responding and sometimes I forget to delete the previous and respond to the next post because I'm autistic. :( mobile is fucking trash and I need to fix my laptop.
I do enjoy your black and white so much though.
>>23985216
I am also enjoying this wet coffee fingers.
>>23985218
>>23985286
>>23985351
More webms/gifs! I can't watch them for a few hours though :/
>>23985228
That innuendo though.
>>23985511
Ah. Just thought I'd clear that up.
And drop off something new. I hear you all like belts?
And for those who might prefer the back of my hand...
Or maybe some color is in order?
Hmmm. New hold.
Aaaaand reversed.
Brutal.
>>23985511
Aww, here, have this.
This time no dirty talk, from time to time some romance is in order as well.
Holding pattern.
>>23985238
Gah! Dem veins. Still want these fingers in my mouth.
>>23985245
And around my throat, squeezing...
>>23985286
I was awake all night- would've been more fun if you had helped keep me up...
>soft virgin skin that's been protected from the sun. they bounce well and are supple/fun to squeeze. but the breast (pun intended) part of them are actually the nipples and areola...
>>23985351
Omg! Such cute handling!!! Thank you =)
>made u chuckle... my day is complete!
>>23985517
>>23985527
I really want to see these hands yanking on the belt as if it's a girl's ponytail... And goddamn if I'm not a walking cliche whose panties get flooded upon seeing a belt come undone at a guy's waist. Pls oh pls.... Pretty pls.
Freedom in bondage!
>>23985578
Unnnnnnnnnnnnnh!
>>23985587
Man, this thread is a cyclone of visceral reactions. Not complaining at all.
>a bit darker and I would think of lyanna's blue winter roses!
>>23985591
I have no mounts in my house, and I'm wearing pajamas atm... no belt undoing. It's sleepy times!
>>23985689
Past sleepy times for you, actually... Beddie bye =)
>>23985323
Hahahaa
>>23985517
>>23985527
>>23985544
>>23985547
>>23985559
>>23985578
>>23985588
Gawddddd I love belts!
>>23985587
:D romance will only bring you more dirty things, sir!
>>23985212
>I don't even know what that is. But if it involves removal of clothes, I'm down.
It's the one with the little pegs and the little holes on the little board [insert insertion joke here].
>Also one day you should do a webm pulling your hair tye out, I'd enjoy that quite a bit.
Mm, I'll give 'er a try here in a little while. Have some pics from my walk in the meantime.
>>23985695
>Gawddddd I love belts!
:D :D :D
Aw, look, some flowers.
Me teasing the neighbors' plants~
>>23985760
I know, I have terrible hands.
>>23985831
>>23985837
How I love man hands gently fondling a flower. Werk that corolla.
>>23985845
You don't have terrible hands. they just don't stand out. You can make them stand out by doing interesting things.
Hey there
>>23985895
Watch as I murder this helpless Tetris block.
>>23985948
Fuck 3G coverage! Need to get to wifi ASAFP. Veins, fuzzy forearms and rolled up sleeves. aaaagghh!!!! And that's a nice shirt.
>>23985954
Heh. poor Tetris block didn't really seem to have much of a backbone. What did it do, try to steal your gf? =)
>>23985591
Damn, you're making it only harder. I definitely need those in my hands right now.
>>23985606
Oh you... come here to me for some more reactions.
>>23985760
Well, that's only making it better sweety.
>>23985837
>Honey, why is there some weird guy in our garden and fondling our flowers?
>>23985980
No, it was trying to order pizza using my credit card info. I am currently single. :P
>>23985980
you definitely need to get somewhere to view these webms
>>23985987
>making it only harder
They don't call my boobs Medusa for nothing, wink.
>>23985989
Lel! Can't blame the poor bastard. Block's gotta eat. Put it out of its misery =D
>>23986009
JFC. Looks like panty removal beforehand recommended as a precautionary measure fm moisture damage
>>23986029
Decided to let it off with a warning, I mean it's the only thing I have to squeeze when I'm stressed. Doodle time.
>>23986029
No, keep them on for a little bit
nothing special, just a pen balance
>>23985895
>How I love man hands gently fondling a flower. Werk that corolla.
I'll have to find some more for you, then! Plenty of plants and flowers outside right now.
In the meantime, I think there was a request for ice + t-shirt?
>>23985987
>>Honey, why is there some weird guy in our garden and fondling our flowers?
It is a mystery~ :D
Webm to follow
This was a real pain to peel, had to stop recording to really tackle it properly
>>23986086
>Webm to follow
Can do requests and I guess desperately prey that at least one of you are a grill enjoying this. Moar?
>>23986118
Do one where you grab your crotch, and yes a grill.
>>23986029
Would gladly stare at those and become rock hard.
>>23986076
Better call the Mystery Inc.
>>23986050
Hahahaha... you are a compassionate toy abuser, Southpaw
>>23986060
>>23986069
>mrw paid for app to view webm, but in giant concrete bldgs with shit for coverage
>>23986076
We are so happy
>>23986118
XX chromosomes, yes.
>prefer preying to praying anyway.
Moar pls! Haven't gotten to webms, but we need more forearm and neck content to balance the great handiwork we have. You seem to have nice lips, too. Can you do some of the 2 handed pics? Like "shame on you", two hands clasped in front of tucked in shirt w/ belt and one hand fiddling with ring on other hand, classic man poses from pastebin. With rolled up sleeves...
Guess who's back in wifI!
>>23985218
God I love squeezing
>>23985286
Big fuzzy hand playing with a tiny toy train, god it's adorable!
>>23985351
It actually look like the stuffie enjoys it. So fucking cute!
>>23985825
Inserting into tiny holes.... hm... rings a bell, still never he learn of the game.
Also, the webm is no rush! Just a suggestion.
>>23985831
>>23985837
I know a flower that could use some touching.
>>23985845
They're fine, I was laughing at the comment.
>>23985939
Jesus H. This shirt is juuuust tight enough. Mmmmf!
>>23985946
>>23985948
>>23986009
Could someone help me off the floor, please?
>>23986060
This one has sent me over the edge. There's no coming back now.
>>23985987
Ohhhh, you've got me now.
>>23986069
This was so smooth!
>>23986089
I will buy every bag of oranges in the county just to watch you peel them shirtless.
>>23986079
>>23986082
>>23986086
>>23986093
Good lord! Send help.
>kittenanon is going to be so happy!
>>23986118
Also grill.
>>23986126
Seconded.
>>23986174
My fucking typos due to autocorrects fuck!
>no catwoman is not drunk, but my phone might be.
I literally got so worked up from the last thread I gave myself a headache thanks boys
>>23986174
Better?
>>23986174
>I will buy every bag of oranges in the county just to watch you peel them shirtless.
That sounds like a pretty fair arrangement
>>23986148
>>prefer preying to praying anyway.
My excuse is that I'm tired. I don't normally do either to be fair. How uh, how do you know anything about my lips? :D
I'm not much of a photographer and I don't even know how to set a delay on my phone but I can certainly give it a go.
>>23986215
Kind of, actually. Works for the sexy burglary fantasy I have.so your joke worked in a different way.
>>23986249
We can play a game of "how many oranges until I've climbed on top of you."
>>23986134
>Better call the Mystery Inc.
I ain't afraid of no ghost! (wrong thing, I know)
>>23986174
>Inserting into tiny holes.... hm... rings a bell, still never he learn of the game.
Well, I'd show you, buuuuut I don't have a cribbage board, so~
>Also, the webm is no rush! Just a suggestion.
Oh, shit, I did this one earlier today and just forgot to post it! Thanks for the reminder.
>I know a flower that could use some touching.
;)
>>23986282
Ahhhhh!!!!! Yessss! You're so wonderful, thank youuuuu!
>>23986274
I might just tie you up to make sure you watch me peel every last one
>>23986315
You'll have to if you plan on getting through even one
>>23986134
Petrified wood. You'll be so hard that you won't even be able to feel your own boner
>>23986258
I'm just playing with you re: typos! =) I'm exhausted, too and might be one of the worst offenders of typos.
No rush, just some ideas. Would like to see moar.
I saw your lips in the still image above and thought "would make out with". (I love studying still pics- might be a bit creepy, sorry. Am a confessed creepy pervert.)
>>23986274
Sweet, I'll be over shortly to steal your, um, hmmmmm.
>>23986174
>This was so smooth!
Thank you maybe I might make more
Speaking of nice lips... BOOKS!
We know you're swamped, but take a selfie of you blowing a smoochie to us! Take it with a camera made out of potatoes; we don't care!
>starting to twitch from withdrawal from dat filthy pierced fuzzy mouth
>throw us a metaphorical bone? And then later throw me a literal bone
>>23986356
Oh perfect I'll leave all windows and doors unlocked.
>>23986369
Oh that would be wonderful.
>>23986424
Am also seconding this!
>>23986291
>Ahhhhh!!!!! Yessss! You're so wonderful, thank youuuuu!
Anytime~
>>23986274
>We can play a game of "how many oranges until I've climbed on top of you."
Well, that's going to be a short game. :P
>>23986148
>forearm and neck content
Have some neck while I work out what to do with my forearms.
>>23986348
>Am a confessed creepy pervert
Well, that's what we're here for, you know. ;)
>>23986435
Oh man, gotta get my special maroon gloves for this. >:)
>>23986457
Ahhhhh! You motherfucker! You didn't tell us you had a lip piercing, too. GODDAMN FUCKIG HELL
JDEUEBWBBB
>>23986440
Had my doubts on a potential other identity you have, but you guys are pretty similar in terms of being sweethearts and catering to perverse whims... <3 <3 <3
>>23986489
Should I take that as a positive response?
>>23986491
Was going to make a simile about how I'm gonna go die now, but (1) didn't want to reveal any spoilers from GoT and (2) need to get into wifi first to view today's fucking hot webms
>>23986516
Has been known to set off primal urges in me, glkdfdhdjd. And that's when I start making sounds like 4800, 9600 and 15.5k baud modem connect tones
>>23986489
>Had my doubts on a potential other identity you have, but you guys are pretty similar in terms of being sweethearts and catering to perverse whims... <3 <3 <3
...I will neither confirm, nor deny... :P
>>23986440
>what to do with my forearms.
guys i figured it out
>still having too much fun tying myself up
>>23986545
Hehe, primal urges are the best kind.
Mornin thread.
Get mugged.
>1/2
Get mugged.
>2/2
>>23986440
Come over here and do it now, I dare you.
>>23986457
The few rare men left with lip piercings. Mmmff
>>23986563
What a coincidence, I'd have way too much fun tying you up too.
>>23986621
>>23986679
>>23986682
Morning, am quite enjoying wet fingers
>mug me, please?
Bonus melon!
>>23986709
Hey I have some of those, but they're softer.
>>23986792
I'll have to take your word for it I suppose...
>>23986174
>
>23986118 (You)
>Also grill.
>>23986126
>Seconded.
As requested. As I said, haven't really done this before but I think it turned out alright.
>>23986348
>I saw your lips in the still image above and thought "would make out with".
Ah sorry, that wasn't me, no lips in my one previous pic, or probably any future pics, no plan on showing my face and anything like this at the same time in public. Sorry, don't know what the future holds yet.
>>23985162
Pretty cool - if only we could get you in a strobe lab to take pics.
>>23985286
Good lighting for your variegated hair colors =)
>>23985946
>>23986009
>>23986060
The progression of viewing:
"Ohhh... that's niiiiice. Those fucking arms Jesus."
"Getting anxious/worked up... where is this going?!"
"N-n-nooooooooo!$!!$@%$(!$%(&"
*PANIC STRIKES*
"Stahhhhhhhhp!!!!!! STAAAAHHHHP!"
>>23986089
I can't even. You're not even smirking in the orange peeling webm which makes it EVEN. WORSE. (translates to: "better")
>>23986093
need me buckets of ice
>>23986621
>>23986679
>>23986682
JFC. When I have cardiac arrest, someone pls tell the paramedics that I'm allergic to most families of antibiotics. And that I was otherwise in excellent health with no vices except for an addiction to really specific fetishes... don't worry, my family will hold you all harmless in liability for my death
>>23986823
What a shocking development that would be for you, your family, and this board.
>death by handed snoo-snoo
First time posting on /soc/... never met a woman who isn't disgusted with my hands
r-rate
>>23986819
Hands so clean
>>23986823
Your animation kills me always.
>>23986830
Thick dark hair. Uhhhhhhhh yes!
>>23986832
Why the callouses? I don't mind them though, honestly
>>23986841
>>23986841
I'm sorry, did you see "rate thread" somewhere? I must have missed it.
>>23986435
made another webm but this involves me using my arcade stick
>>23986845
hand looks small o_o
>>23986819 (You)
Hands so clean
No hard labor for 10 years now. They're keyboard and mouse hands, with a few callouses in specific places as a result but that's about it.
>>23986819
Turned out just great!
Sorry for getting you mixed up with the other ID! Thought you were the same. Is what happens when on mobile and going 24+ hrs without sleep
>>23986830
GD. Those man hands are fucking grill killers. All it would take is a tongue in my ear (or equivalent aural stimulation) and farewell, bossypants- we hardly knew ye.
>>23986832
They're not disgusting! They're just working hands. Some of us like the contrast of rough hands on our smooth skin...
>>23986842
I was a bit worried that the neighbors were going to think that I was being sexually assaulted. It feels like I was, in a way. With eager consent(?!). I love that you empathize. =D
>>23986842
Callouses because I work for a living
>>23986851
Ahhhhhh yesssss!!!! Oh god it's so good!
>>23986853
Nah, that's just a meaty arm!
>>23986856
Let's see.
>>23986864
Every now and then in company I shriek while updating thread. People around are like "are you having a heartattck?"
>can empathize for days
>>23986851
Oh, of course! vidya webms and pics! Thank you! Boys and their joysticks, as it were...
>>23986841
>>23986845
>>23986853
Let's see some poses that aren't against an oatmeal carpet, pls?
>>23986881
I've been re-watching The Newsroom and I think this pic sums up our viewing together if we were in the same room w/ these guys (before both having our insides implode)
>zones out for several hours
>fuckton of new replies
>>23986699
>Come over here and do it now, I dare you.
Weeeelll, I dunno, maaaaybe-
>What a coincidence, I'd have way too much fun tying you up too.
I'm convinced!
>>23986823
>need me buckets of ice
You can rub all the ice you want on my chest if I can do the same for you. Or maybe a little lower than our chests~ ;)
>>23986881
>>23986856 (You)
>Let's see.
Here you go.
>>23986864
Aural stimulation eh? There's a viewer or two in here who you should probably talk to. If you can find my alter ego--and leave it a secret--there's a prize:3
>>23986909
I'm not a part of the community, but I knew your alter ego from day 1, bub. You've given me more er, ... prizes already than you know.
>>23986898
This is spot on, seriously. I laughed pretty hard.
>>23986903
I will jump you if you don't stop it
>please don't stop it.
>>23986904
I like calloused hands though.
>>23986909
Well, now I need to know.
>>23986864
>Turned out just great!
>Sorry for getting you mixed up with the other >ID! Thought you were the same. Is what >happens when on mobile and going 24+ hrs >without sleep
Thanks! It's cool, haven't slept either. Here's the other one I took. I'll probably be back for the other requests tomorrow, need to wear a belt and tuck my shirt in anyways :D
>>23986919
>Well, now I need to know.
lol. Let's put it this way... my guesses from last week? I'm 100% sure on two of them, and 90% sure on dis sweetie >>23986903
>>23986922
I will never tire of shots from the perspective at or below crotch level. jesus.
>>23986919
>I will jump you if you don't stop it
>>please don't stop it.
Do feel free to jump me anyway. ;)
>>23986935
I literally just squealed.
>>23986948
Did I sit in a puddle?
>>23986881
>>23986898
Thanks and heres a pen balance fail
>>23986916
Ha! Well, ask my other for something to do with hands and see what happens.
>>23986974
I can see the disappointment in your hand. That's adorable!
>>23986974
hahaha... *sad hand*
>>23986975
Maybe after you clear your backlog. ;)
>you can imagine that if I'm making batshit crazy specific requests here that I'm doing the same elsewhere! <3
>>23986996
The happy thing about this is the prize has already been crafted, so delivery will be immediate.
Of course, you may already have the prize, so there may be a small measure of disappointment on receiving a double...
hi thread
I did a thing today
>>23987009
Heyyyyy
>>23987016
My favourite neighborhood pharmacist, I haven't seen you in ages!
>back with guns a blaze.
![Snapchat-3062627272247589253[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h4H2XpQ.jpg "Snapchat-3062627272247589253[1].jpg")
nichijou is love, nichijou is life
>>23987029
There's too much body to hand and arm ratio. Try again.
>>23987023
Guns and a new (first) tattoo.
>>23987051
I remember you talking about it before. It looks amazing!
>>23986864
>Sorry for getting you mixed up with the other ID! Thought you were the same. Is what happens when on mobile and going 24+ hrs without sleep
I am curious as to whose lips you WERE referring to, though.
>>23986935
>lol. Let's put it this way... my guesses from last week? I'm 100% sure on two of them, and 90% sure on dis sweetie >>23986903 (You)
I'LL NEVER TELL
>>23986973
>Did I sit in a puddle?
Here, let me help you with that~
>>23987101
That towel is going to be necessary, and along with some other things.
>>23986982
is it adorable? I guess so but thank you.
>>23986903
>rub all the ice you want on my chest if I can do the same for you
No can do. =( Would instinctively break your fabulous fingers due to tickle panic.
>>23987051
*nods in ink appreciation*
>>23987101
>curious as to whose lips you WERE referring to
Stay curious, my friend. You each are special. =)
>>23987140
No, thank you!!
>>23987008
>mfw
I can't even say it... but imagined something more than your hands.
>>23987309
Yuuuuus! More?
>>23987321
You're attractive, but obviously do not know how to read. I'd be happy to read the rules for you, if you delete this post. And then post more.
>>23987205
your welcome. would you like more or have you had your fill?
>>23987330
Don't bother, gurl - this guy is Brandon 2.0 (?)
>still not up to date on all my 4chan and /soc/ folklore
>>23987322
I'm having a rest right now. I'll do more later.
I'm thinking about doing a whole sleeve of "Icons of Americana" in just black line work. I'm probably gonna do the American Colonial Flag next on my wrist
>>23987309
Rifles, ink, and VG figures... Hnnng.
>>23987128
>That towel is going to be necessary, and along with some other things.
My goodness. I may have to find a bigger towel.
>>23987140
>No can do. =( Would instinctively break your fabulous fingers due to tickle panic.
You tease! Damn you and your ticklish ways! Well, you're certainly welcome to rub ice on me anyway.
>Stay curious, my friend. You each are special. =)
Ah, the quest for knowledge continues! We all have our secrets, after all~
Speaking of the quest for knowledge: what I should be doing right now.
>>23987332
I've never had my fill. Catwoman is insatiable ;)
>>23987340
I'm going to find him just to brutally murder him. :)
>>23987341
Will be looking forward to it.
Also I'm a huge fan of black line work. I would lover to see the finished product. That's ideally my right arm soon!
>>23987365
That's fine. I think I personally piece a few more things together than you could realize. I'm onto all of you.
>My goodness. I may have to find a bigger towel.
Such innocence. I will attack you.
>>23986823
In one of my webms my hair also snuck in, it's such an attention whore...
>>23986830
At first I thought you were missing a part of your ring finger, then I checked and thought "damn, you're stupid when you wake up at 3am"
Definitely can't think well when I just got out of bed, pretty much like an animal -_-
>>23986424
Not books, but does this somewhat help?
>>23987332
She's insatiable, keep giving it to her.
>>23987417
here you go, you can also make requests.
>>23987365
Well, I personally am a fan of books and page turning (and coincidentally enough, a fan of stats, even though the field has its flaws), so... maybe do some hot page turning for us? Everyone has their own take. Books and TGF have done some ladyboner bringing page turning, and there have been some non-regulars that did wonderful pics with books.
>>23987417
>I'm going to find him ...
hahaha!!!! let me train you in the ways of the one-handed button-fly pant removal as well as stealth ninja assassin technique, bbg! Generally announcing it over the thread is a bit Tony Stark and doesn't fit with the assassin char. ;)
>>23987422
Ahhhh yes, that helps! God, green is such a great color on you!! And I will never turn down a shot of your facial hair and lips =) and humor!
>>23987417
>That's fine. I think I personally piece a few more things together than you could realize. I'm onto all of you.
Well, it'd be interesting to hear your theories, but I know you're not going to tell me. :P
>Such innocence. I will attack you.
Oh dear. Well, you know what they say - rugburn builds character! ;)
>>23987422
>keep giving it to her
I snickered.
>>23987482
>Well, I personally am a fan of books and page turning (and coincidentally enough, a fan of stats, even though the field has its flaws), so... maybe do some hot page turning for us? Everyone has their own take. Books and TGF have done some ladyboner bringing page turning, and there have been some non-regulars that did wonderful pics with books.
Well, I'm glad someone here is a fan of stats, because I most definitely am not. Will definitely do some more book pics later, though.
>>23987495
>fan of stats, because I most definitely am not
Welllllllllll, "fan" maybe isn't the right word. More that in the minds/hands of the right analysts, authors and readers, it can serve its purpose well as a common language in the quantum world. But most commonly, stats is used to describe observations and then some analysis/communication or interpretation goes tits up among one of the stakeholders and then stats becomes the ugly scapegoat that I feel sorry for.
>too much information, sorry. I get enthusiastic about how beautiful the math of things like Boltzmann statistics / the canonical ensemble work to describe quantum mechanics. didn't look like that's what you were reading, tho.
Thanks again for the page turning / reading request =)
Hi, friends <3
>>23987633
It's meeeeeeeee
>>23987482
I know, was really surprised it suits me so well, lucky buy.
Would be all yours, for now.
>Stats... getting vietnam'esque visions from uni...
Jk, it wasn't that bad but not really my favourite subject, more like a means to gain information in the shortest and cheapest way possible.
>>23987646
I will remove my panties at once.
>>23987647
>Would be all yours, for now
But I prefer when guys are partly clothed =) Doesn't mean that I wouldn't steal your shirt to smell it and wear it as a nightie. Given your height, it would look like an evening gown on me, though. =)
>>23987646
I tried to get creative with the way photos feel, physically, to the viewer. I took a long time thinking about how to do this and, as simple as this set seems, this was very intimately thought about. I like the way the photos feel; just heavy, and drenched in dusk, almost like they exert physical gravity.
>>23987664
Am just relieved it's not green wildfire, I suppose... I left my dragons at the summer home in Essos and would have no way to escape if things went wrong.
>>23987652
Leave them on for now! It's more fun if there's tension and waiting.
>>23987676
You don't know it's not!
>>23987691
This is more of an artistic exploration than it was meant to be erotic. Hopefully you will all still enjoy it <3
>>23987705
Well that was good...
>>23987701
Hahaha... don't worry, we use you for your art as well as your body. Personally, I still think the yo-yo and page turning were some of my fave activities.
Thank goodness these aren't Rorschach ink blot tests. I'm seeing tarantulas and teddy bears and possibly Beelzebub. Anyone? anyone? bueller?
>>23987705
>the epitome of "mimimalist simplicity"...
>sorry, will stop ruining the sequence with text... carry on!
>>23987655
Well, I would be all yours, not the shirt, that's mine :P
Most I would let you do with it is remove it from my body ;)
I would let you wear my stuff though, most of my shirts, especially the button-up ones would be great dresses for you. I think it's really hot when girls wear nothing but one of my shirts...
>>23987722
In case you hadn't noticed this is kind of how I live, and is, visually, one thing I appreciate.
>>23987711
I an not sure what to make of that combination. Tarantulas are nice. Teddy bears and the devil are kind of neutral for me, hah!
>>23987736
>>23987723
Sorry if this has been asked before, but why are all your file names in Chinese?
>>23987747
>>23987766
>>23987723
I see you guys color coordinated... =)
>>23987736
>>23987747
>>23987766
Eek.
>minimalist/Spartan- yah, I know. I was teasing you about the post where image failed to load, ha
>>23987780
I know, I wasn't calling you out or anything. Just highlighting that this is sort of fundamentally me.
>>23987788
>>23987800
>>23987804
>>23987816
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>>23987836
Everybody's in bed at this point I take it?
>>23987850
>>23987850
Most seem to be East Coast or overseas, at least. I'm trying to salvage some old shallots, boo hoo...
>>23987863
It's ok :P I'll post a few more then head to bed for the night. If tomorrow it seems like people enjoyed them I'll post the rest of the set.
>East coast
It's only like 11:30 here. I haven't even started reading yet. tonight!
>>23987600
>Welllllllllll, "fan" maybe isn't the right word. More that in the minds/hands of the right analysts, authors and readers, it can serve its purpose well as a common language in the quantum world. But most commonly, stats is used to describe observations and then some analysis/communication or interpretation goes tits up among one of the stakeholders and then stats becomes the ugly scapegoat that I feel sorry for.
Haha, well, moooostly I'm just tired of studying it. Statistics is definitely a very practical application of math (something I approve of - not that abstract math isn't fun, but I do like to actually use it FOR something), and I'll probably feel a little more generous about it after this class is over.
>too much information, sorry.
No such thing as too much information (the character limit does help) - god help you all if someone starts a serious conversation with me on synthesizer design, audio electronics, or old video games - I'll blather on forever about anything and everything if you let me~
>I get enthusiastic about how beautiful the math of things like Boltzmann statistics / the canonical ensemble work to describe quantum mechanics. didn't look like that's what you were reading, tho.
Haha, no, I'm only taking an introductory course on it, so we don't get to do any of the REALLY cool stuff.
>Thanks again for the page turning / reading request =)
Will take and post soon! (this one's from me dicking around yesterday)
>>23987850
>Everybody's in bed at this point I take it?
Had to study. I'm still up~ (the pictures are very pretty - I like your use of darkness and contrast)
>>23987879
Quiet is better for lingering over this set at any rate =) thx for popping in and sharing!
>>23987879
>>23987885
Thanks I appreciate the feedback!
>>23987912
Last one for now.
>>23987896
Hopefully they make you feel as comfy as they make me feel <3
Wirey muscle master race
>>23987969
>>23987970
Oh, cookies. Maybe I shouldn't. Maybe I should.
>>23987972
I definitely should.
>>23987600
>Thanks again for the page turning / reading request =)
I wasn't really able to get stills I was happy with - do you have a specific pose you'd like?
>>23987973
Mm, cookies. Do want.
>>23987960
Thanks! I think another comforting thing for the people who have seen your earlier stuff is being able to recognize some of the gestures that are distinctly yours (on mugs, bowls and some of the finger crooks). It's like being able to recognize a friend in the distance by their walk without having to see their face.
>>23987885
Haha- re: synth design and audio electronics. Why do you think I made the gear head request? I myself am not a gear head, but I I know you and a couple of other contributors are. =D
>>23987976
>I wasn't really able to get stills I was happy with
Have a webm, though.
>>23987979
>gear head request?
Shit, I never posted those, did I? Just a bit.
>>23987988
>Have a webm, though.
Have another while I take care of that earlier request
>>23987969
>>23987970
>>23987972
>>23987973
Augh... nice fresh ink! But take your evil cookie temptation off this thread! ;)
>>23987976
Thanks - not really a specific pose, but I like seeing finger extensions when turning pages, which you have here!
>>23987988
Pls don't rush or feel obligated to complete requests! I worry that I will run out of creative requests/activities, haha. And I am now looking at a very poorly seasoned bowl of veg because I was doing distracted prep. =) If you do the gear stuff, I'll take a look and comment either in wee hours or in the morning when I can give proper attention!
>>23988052
>Pls don't rush or feel obligated to complete requests!
Nah, I wanted to do this one.
>>23988199
>>23988201
Input jacks and knobs and switches! Thanks =) Wanna grab a pic of transporting a coiled cable on your shoulder? Dunno what shot I'm looking for but I like the contrast of gear / machine to human / flesh if that makes any sense...
>>23987758
testing to see whether I have half a bean left in my noggin, but I believe TGF spent a year(?) or so in China so this is a good way for him to remember vocab words.
>>23987723
We are agreed. But as long as we're swapping wardrobe... As a throwback joke to the second thread or so... I still don't want you to wear my undies, even if they're boyshorts ;)
>>23987788
>>23987827
>>23987836
>>23987766
Sorry if this is double commenting but some of these run down the spine
>>23987455
Oh, how did I miss this? What's his/her name? Dat plumage!
>bc I tend to skip webm out of habit and binge later. That's how I missed it. Sorry about that!
>>23987647
The binoculars reminded me... Of the pics that are meta- like a shot of a person looking through a telescope, microscope, etc. It's prob another difficult shot to get without a tripod / extra set of hands, but that would be neat to see one day. Hand/forearm doing the scope adjustment and getting a shot of the subject peering into the scope (would get neck in...)
>like being zoomed into part of the old Spyglass Entertainment logo?
Probably past time to surrender to the sleep gods. G'night, thread. Xoxo
Operation snatch and bump initiated!
>bump<
-Brandt
>>23987455
It's so cute!
>>23987482
>let me train you in the ways of the one-handed button-fly pant removal
Seriously, I need a tutorial. Then again I don't think I've removed the pants of a man that wears them.
>>23987633
>>23987646
>>23987652
Upon waking up this made me laugh too much.
>>23987684
>>23987691
>>23987701
>>23987710
Am still enjoying!!
>>23987422
Why do you mock me?
>>23987788
>>23987800
>>23987804
>>23987816
>>23987827
>>23987836
>>23987850
>>23987861
>>23987879
>>23987912
>>23987960
These have summoned me like a seance.
>too creepy?
I have been creepier.
>>23987969
>>23987970
>>23987970
It looks so good!
God I love fresh tattoos.
>>23987972
>>23987973
You always should, also are those vinyls?
>>23987988
>>23988031
>squealing over webms.
>>23988134
It's like you know the way to my err..... heart?
>>23988199
>>23988201
The dirty images these two photos put in my head is so strange, or is it?
>>23987495
I will tell you nothing. :)
Also
>Oh dear. Well, you know what they say - rugburn builds character! ;)
This also made me snicker a bit too much
Thread needs more sexy collarbones
I'm an avid button presser.
>>23988937
Why am I still up?
Why has no one responded to Brandt's bait?!
>must refrain... must refrain...
Stupid questions aside, this fist reminded me of another request... could we get some table / flat surface abuse? Requires a timer/tripod...
Like,
- fists pounding table
- both hands on the table, leaned over with neck and arms still in shot, like you're just about to go apeshit on the person across the table (so we get some neck)
- stuff like in pic (from SYTYCD "Sweet Dreams" routine...oh he mad)
- clearing all the stuff from a table in a mad rage
- table flipping
any variants will be accepted. =)
>fuck you, insomnia!!! fuck you with a rusty spoon. grumpypants....
>>23989038
>I have been creepier.
Same here! Race you to the bottom? Or... race you to fuzzy bottoms? idk
>self-loathing, day 45
>>23989061
>yes, more collarbones and jawlines
Where the fuck is QT5K?! Hopefully only with qts of legal age. someone tell him to get his sharp, toothy grin and neck back in here!
>>23989141
oh hey! remember yesterday? wanna play to our strengths today?
Show us "lip piercing"!
*sound of #1 answer flipping over on the Family Feud board*
*sound of cued studio audience applause*
OK. enough silly time. g'night (?)
>>23989141
I'm just teasing, btw- manhands on a vidya controller and working buttons of any kind are all good, too. g'night x 3. f'real.
>>23989061
Am I decent?
>>23989160
To have company over? perhaps not, but it depends on whether you're wearing drawers and the type of company you're expecting...
For contributing collarbone/neck/arm/hand content? yep, absolutely! pic is a bit grainy, though
>>23988937
What you said:
>Operation snatch and bump initiated!
What I read:
>Operation bump that snatch initiated!
>>23989144
>fuzzy bottom
This made me think of every way you've described any man's butt. It's too early to function properly.
>>23989160
Yes, could do with a better photo
>>23989168
I have a terribad cam, so that's to be expected. In fact I only took the shirt off to take the pic, so i'm as decent company as I can be.
>>23989154
Night.
>>23989177
Thank you for saving me from myself. =)
>fuzzy bottom
I was a late bloomer... Didn't realize that men had butt hair until it was too late for me to think of it as anything but a novelty. =)
>why is =3 supposed to be a cute smiley, BTW? it looks like a smiley with a pair of balls in its mouth ffs!!!!
>>23989178
I gotcha. Maybe the quality will be better with more light? Welcome!
>>23989189
ahhhhh... thank you, sir =D
my work here is done...
>>23989189
Another ginga.
>>23989193
It's totally a novelty. I don't care what anyone says.
>>23989214
My hair is indeed red, problem?
>>23989245
Au contraire, mon frere - Catwoman has a special fondness for redheads!
>>23989251
Females that like redheaded males exist?
>>23989258
Also, it's cuddle time.
>>23989258
She apparently likes you guys so much that she's gone and dyed her own hair to be similar.
Luv that girl, but she's a bit crazy. ;)
>>23989265
Cuteness. Can this beast hyponotize me to sleep? Perhaps order me a pizza* using your credit card info? ;)
>*no cheese, no toppings... basically, I want a cracker with some sauce. =P fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Hmmmm...
I wonder...
Is there a female equivalent of this thread?
I do like female hands, necks, collar bones and the like...
-Brandt
>>23989318
I think the idea's been thrown out there occasionally. Might have even been some half-hearted attempts. But go fer it! you'd have different execution challenges, of course.
>dat is some great facial hair for contemplation poses
>>23989144
>>23989177
>That moment when you realize you've been responded to by two sets of dubs...
>>23989333
>and then trips
I'm a get enabler.
>>23989258
>>23989294
It's true.
>>23989318
If there was, I would post!
>>23989346
>>23989350
Your fuzzyness is so good.
>>23989294
Haha, I don't think she is capable of such a feat. Might headbutt you though.
>>23989350
3 3s are nice. I have granted myself visitation rights to someone's firstborn quokka.
>>23989359
I'll take it!
>>23989356
Is it true? Is it?
>>23984408
rate
>>23989385
OMG! What's that growing on your hand, anon?!?!
Looks like... oh wait, the wrath of OP for postin' before taking the time to check out the thread and intro post.
You'll recover. Your hand is human / 10. If you want to play, read the posts at the top, check out the thread and the pastebin, and then come back to play...
>>23989365
Visitation rights to something.
>color makes the belt pop
>>23987758
It's like >>23988541 said, but mostly doing it for recognisability and fun.
>>23988541
Well, not so much swapping wardrobe as you stealing mine :P
And I doubt they would fit me anyway, let alone me being able to fit everything inside them :D
I tried to do those, but it didn't really work and problems with face and more showing^^
Might try it again with my other camera.
>>23989038
Me? Mocking you? How? :(
>>23989144
The last time I offered the clearing the table stuff you said no :P
>>23989356
>If there was, I would post!
Go for it >>23989318
>>23989410
f-feeling pretty vulnerable right now.
faaaaaaaack!!!!
my cheeks are red and I'm not talking about the ones I'm sitting on.
>>23989418
WHAT?! I rejected clearing a table in a fit of rage? Clearly there was no blood running to my noggin at the time. Or was I worried you were going to ruin useful stuff? Next time, tell me that I'm being a ninny and clear that table like you mean it! =)
>I tried to do those, but it didn't really work and problems with face and more showing^^
Right. Adding starting a weird amateur anon fetish porn production company to my list of value-destroying ideas...
When is the Oprah show going to happen where (You) get a drone! (You) get a drone! (You) get a drone! Everyone gets a drone!!
>>23989365
But if she can headbutt you, I reserve the right to do so as well.
>>23989442
Because you like to lose in a battle of skulls?
Anyway, I should try to nap before Brandt electrocutes me with another fucking belt pic. christalmighty.
Handle hard today, boys. Forearm and neck hard (tight?) as well....
>>23989462
I'd let you win, it's the polite thing to do.
>>23989333
>>23989356
>>23989418
Brethren! We have a motion, a second, and a volunteer!
Who will help set up a female counterpart to this thread?
I am unfortunately graphically disinclined... can we get someone to develop a few OP pics to get things started? Let's also spitball some starting suggestions!
1.) No nudity
2.) Focus on jaws/chins, necks/collarbones, hands/arms
3.) Strappy sleeveless tops = YES
Challenge suggestions:
Pretty similar to here honestly. I might ask for a range of styles (goofy-sexy, everyday-exotic, b&w-color, etc, vanilla-deviant), different locales, themes, etc....
>>23989499
And wow. I checked my own dubs with my own ring finger.
>>23989038
Yes, they are vinyls. :D I'm kind of a collector of stuff as you guys have probably noted from my pictures. Books, records, video games, toys, etc... I shouldn't be allowed to have as much expendable income as I do.
