>>23950744
Don't be gay.

Jerk off with 8-9 random porn vids running at once.

ASMR

>>23950744
VR ?

Cam while you Jack off

Fly to Athens, spend some time in Greece and mention you want to go to Istanbul, take a travel agency over to Istanbul and buy some carpets from a market, store them in a lock-up for 16 days. Mention in the markets you hear Jarabulus has very fine carpets, you'll be introduced to people smugglers who will get you there. After you've been smuggled out of Turkey you'll be pulled out of the truck and blindfolded, tell them you want to go to Al-Bab, make sure you have at least $25.000 in cash on you. They'll take $10.000 off you and take you to Al-Bab. From there, just ask who you should not be bidding against and buy yourself a slave, you can do anything with her. You don't need to bring her back, just say she was insubordinate and kill you. Repeat the same steps. They'll take another $10.000 off you to bring you back to Jarabulus and you'll be smuggled back to Istanbul. Take your carpets out of the lock-up and fly back home with some beautiful new Turkish carpets.

>>23950744
Show me more pictures of that ass. It's perfect

>>23951437
That pic is all over tumblr, it's highly likely it's not OP