Assumptions thread! Post your picture and assume things about other posters.
And here's me as of right now. Comming back from a long day at work. How's everyone doing? I'll try and do some good assumptions for you guys when I get home.
>>23940761
i assume like most people you don't like your job and enjoy the weekend shenanigans, do you like sports?
>>23940799
I actually do enjoy my work mate! It's hard work though so I don't mind the weekends at all haha. Yeah I like sports. I mainly do boxing myself. I rarely watch sports though. How about yourself? I feel like you'd have a collection of something that you're passionate about.
>>23940812
I mostly like pro wrestling and sometimes football but I'm not passionate about football as much, sometimes I can go years without watching a game but the big international tournies tend to get me back into it
I have a collection of some plush toys, but not a serious collection as there's not enough space in my bedroom to go all out and buy hundreds, oh and I suppose I collect some wrestling t-shirts
>>23940827
Haha cool! I went to a pro wrestling event a while back and had a blast. Loved the dedication of those guys as well.
>>23940828
I feel like you're in uni for something realy interesting. I also weirdly assume that you smell nice for some reason.
oh look dale talking to himself thread again
>>23940851
Well don't be a dick then and talk to Dale. Dale looks like he could use a good talk.
>>23940761
You got a lot of things to do right now. Probably small pay job, 40-70K?
>>23940799
You like zelda or something.
>>23940828
You play league of legends.
And/or dota
>>23940851
>>23940858
Is this a new meme? Which one is Dale?
Let's hear it (:
- Also, assumptions on the way
>>23940871
No idea, but Dale needs a friend. I mean, everyone needs a friend.
>>23940874
You're dad went to buy a pack of cigs when you were five.
>>23940851
>>23940858
Who's dale?
>>23940871
Yeah mate, I work for myself so I'm pretty buisy. I'm also starting a new project witch is taking up a bunch of my time. I make over 70k though, but not by a lot. Your haircut and facial hair suits you dude! I feel like you play at least one instument well.
>>23940874
I feel like you paint. And that you cook really well.
>>23940871
You play Dark Souls and think Morrwwind was better than Skyrim
>You like zelda or something.
Honestly never played Zelda, remember a kid in school had one Zelda game on the Nintendo Master System I think it was called so I watch him play a litte while I played with our Star Wars toys, but never really played it myself.
I have played some other jpgs though.
>>23940799
Introvert
>>23940761
European with moderate pay
>>23940871
Somewhat of a Metal head. Socially acceptable level
>>23940905
I don't know man. It was kind of implied you were Dave.
>>23940761
You love your job, also probably a huge football fan.
>>23940799
Extremely insecure introvert who likes, no offense, "man-child" stuff.
>>23940828
You study medicine.
>>23940871
Huge gamer who's anti-social.
>>23940874
Has an art-related job, probably a tattoo artist.
>>23940874
submissive
>>23940917
retard
>>23941007
faggot
>>23940761
you make other people laugh easily, generally fun to be around
>>23940799
you used to play with snails when you were younger
>>23940871
used to watch wwe, might still watch it
>>23940917
gets really really mad easily but lets it fester inside of him instead of letting it out
>>23941007
you want a high paying job so you can buy shit like jetskis
>>23940828
You do something in business and like vidya. I'd like to day you're Vietnamese too, or Southern Chinese.
>>23940761
A NatSoc
>>23940799
Nu male
>>23940761
You work at abercrombie or some store like that
>hard work
It's harder than you'd think
>>23940799
>using ubuntu
>>23940871
You can't drive
>>23940901
You can't aim for shit
>>23940917
You look like a guy I used to know that played magic and the bass.
You probably play pokemon and the guitar.
>>23941036
listen to alice in chains
>>23941007
You're just pretending to be mexican
>>23941036
>>23941007
I suppose that's a fair assumption.
You look like you are confident and attractive, people probably orbit you because you have one of those personalities which attracts people
>>23941074
i've heard that one before
>>23941084
literally no idea what that is
>>23941084
>You look like a guy I used to know that played magic and the bass.
>You probably play pokemon and the guitar.
All false.
>>23940761
Thinks he's unique, probably is - not that clone of a clone has been posted before.
>>23940799
Has good taste in movies
>>23940828
Is very sweet
>>23940871
Creepy on the outside, sweet inside
>>23940874
Def loves cats
>>23940917
Is to himself but enjoys company if others
>>23941007
Good taste in drinks
>>23941029
Seems aggressive but actually very kind and sweet
>>23941036
Into arts maybe
>>23941074
Has good taste in music
>>23941084
Knows his stuff
>>23941214
Needs more lats. Dude looks like longcat.
>>23940799
looks like your mother was a heavy drinker
>>23940828
le fake image spam
>>23940871
jontron
>>23940917
plz be fake
>>23941226
Painfully English looking
>>23941029
An overly-edgy bloke whom nobody likes to be around.
>>23941036
Probably watches anime or something along those lines. Also, you remind me of Natalie Dormer, pretty qt t b h.
>>23941084
You work in IT.
>>23941214
i am very kind, sweet and loving as well, just on a shit ton of clonazepam
>>23941378
>t b h
Kill yourself
>>23941378
everyone loves me , i am a godly man where's your pic?
>>23941235
I assume that you are a Slytherin
>inb4 hiding redness below mouth no bully
>>23940761
(You) are pretty punctual
Ayy Dutchanon, long time no talk, hows the truck business going.
>>23940799
Cries during anime(I did once too)
>>23940828
Rich parents.
>>23940871
Heavy drinker.
>>23940917
Older than you actually look.
>>23941036
Aw it's you again, been a while still qt
You love comedy.
>>23940828
you have seen someone die
>>23941036
lol
>>23941452
hey loser
>>23941479
Would treat me badly. And I'd let him because of that face.
>>23941518
i'm a nice guy, lol...
>>23940761
hi that beard gives you a french touch or so, cool
>>23940799
I assume you wished you were a kid
>>23940828
sporty and flirty
>>23940871
likes metal
>>23940874
owns a lot of black clothes. wants to get a lot of tattoos
>>23940917
you are not underage but get asked for our ID
>>23941007
you like classy stuff
>>23941029
study something you dont like
>>23941226
you seem cold but are not really
>>23941439
often scared, likes outdoor stuff
>>23941445
likes house parties
>>23940761
poltard
>>23940799
a meme at this point
>>23940828
only dates white guys
>>23940874
come off as mean when you don't mean to be
>>23941036
wow you're still around I remember you qtpie
I love you
zuk mai dick
>>23941226
>>23941600
>>23941479
pedophiles
>>23941439
Mom doesn't approve of your current lifestyle
>>23941445
You actually think nose piercings on guys are cool
>>23941479
Your name is either Raymond or John
>>23941600
You didn't intend for your hair to get cut so short
do me anon
>>23941452
Huehue yes but I never get drunk. Ever.
>>23942124
School shooter
BUT, you look nice, probably a furryfetish, sub, academic smart.
>>23942051
I never even make the top 100 poster list because I dont post in every thread and always get new image every month at least so I must a pretty obscure meme if that's so!
>>23942072
you do adderall
me>>23940761
>>23940917
Sure! Good assumptions mate. I feel like you're awesome at playing guitar or bass.
>>23941007
I do love my job, but I'm not interested in either kind of football at all. I do like other sports though. You seem like you would be an interesting person to talk to. Fun fact: I work with models professionaly and if you're tall you could definitly do well in modelling.
>>23941036
Aw thanks, good to hear I give off that impression. I try to be. From the times I've seen you post you've come across as a friendly and warm person. I bet you have a great singing voice.
>>23941074
Nah not at all dude haha. I feel like you've done dmt before.
>>23941084
Yeah I bet! But no I don't. I work in nutrition and I have a couple of promotional models as clients. My assumption for you is that you travel quite a bit. And that you're in uni for something science related.
>>23941214
We're group animals by definition so I 'd never assume to be unique. I would say I try to be true to myself though. You probably own a really nice car or bike.
>>23941226
Prefers cities to nature.
>>23941452
Hey you! Yeah I try to be, but it doesn't come naturally for me. Truck is going really well! We had our opening party last month and things have been pretty steady ever since. Of course still loans to pay off but we're on scedule. Hey but how have you been? You must be finsished with school by now right? How's that free time treating you?
>>23941600
Haha it's more that I'm to lazy to shave sometimes, but thanks dude! How have you been lately?
>>23942072
it isn't
>>23942051
i'm not
>>23943380
you watch cooking shows
>>23941439
Has been suicidal
>>23940761
works in something with marketing
>>23940799
did not like the hobbit-movies
>>23943446
sleepless
>>23943380
used to be more overweight
>>23943373
>>23940761
I'm alright, finishing uni and stuff. how about you?
>>23944783
shy ex-goth
Watch everyone be wrong about me, but here goes
>>23945925
tech advisor in IT, believes that people that work on computers should be fit
>>23945925
Youre getting your dick sucked in that photo.
>>23945946
Haha. No. I was a techie for pic related, but that was electricity and combat systems. I don't believe everyone should be fit, but I truly believe in rules of the jungle.
>>23945950
I was transitioning from poses.
>>23945946
All men are pigs, you think it's ok to date multiple people at once and if your boyfriend hurts you cheating is acceptable
>>23940874
Would treat you like a true slut fill all your holes with objects till your makin waves like tsunamis
>>23946068
because you're a monkey?
>>23946152
>>>23946068 (You)
>because you're a monkey?
Ah, racist statements, boy am I offended. Not.
>>23945946
You have instagram?
assume the worst.
>>23946177
Becky.
>>23941084
I can drive tyvm lol I drive a ton actually :( I hate it
>>23941036
>used to watch wwe, might still watch it
fuck, bulls eye
>>23941226
>jontron
who? :X
>>23946177
Has bad or elitist music taste
Sexually frustrated
Fake
Bisexual
Smells nice
Goes on r9k
High self confidence
Polite
No guys?
I meant, are you women into guys or do you prefer women over guys?
>>23941439
You think your views are better than most of societies
>>23941445
English guy named Johnny likes to do drugs and rave to drum and bass
>>23941452
Arab
>>23942072
Get nervous and awkward around girls
>>23945925
Used to be fat and anti social but then started going to the gym
>>23940917
100% positive you're going to be involved in the next mass shooting
>>23941036
Has a southern accent
>>23946177
Listens to 2 chainz and meek mill
Im the guy on the left
>>23946926
enjoys playing the badboy
>>23946177
on a whole range of medication
>>23945946
does crossfit
>>23945925
gym time is your favourite time
>>23940761
I assume you fake laugh a lot.
>>23940799
You brag about not getting enough sleep.
>>23940828
You play computer games but hate to talk about them.
>>23940871
You listen to way too much 90s music.
>>23940874
You post a lot of sassy facebook memes.
>>23940917
You think cuddling means groping.
>>23941007
You like clinking that ring against your wine glass.
>>23941029
Trump supporter that no longer knows if hes ironic about it
>>23941036
Only seems to attract creepy older guys.
>>23941074
Has a waifu.
>>23941084
Can tell the difference between post symphonic melodic power prog and pre symphonic melodic power prog.
>>23941214
Looks for girls that are taller than him.
>>23941226
Plays smash bros and has serious opinions about how melee is better.
>>23941426
Cuddle expert.
>>23941439
Sleeps until noon.
>>23941445
Has terrible fetishes.
>>23941452
Likes fight club a little too much.
>>23941479
Took 20 shots with different poses. This one was your favorite.
>>23941600
Likes being asked what nationality he is.
>>23942072
Doesnt actually like indie music, but listens to it anyway.
>>23942124
Spends nights playing video games with other teenage friends and screeching about memes in voice chat.
>>23943380
Was the first of his friends to have a normal job
>>23943446
Cried during a fast and furious movie.
>>23944783
Has a bionic eye and doesnt like putting it in camera view
>>23945925
Wears loose white shirts and enjoys tearing them and revealing that hes actually ripped.
>>23945946
Had a long term boyfriend that called you mommy one too many times.
>>23946177
Claims she likes any music, but only listens to genres that end in core.
>>23946926
Plays with dinosaur action figures
>>23948067
Posted twice totally not on accident.
>>23948351
>>23948351
>Wears loose white shirts. Got that right. Shoulders too broad which makes normal shirts creep up in armpits
>>23948396
Course I got that one right.
>>23948351
I'm sorry.. that's wrong. I hate being tired all the time, it's nothing to brag about.
>>23948351
those comments makes you very sexy
>>23948418
But you talk about it a lot =<
>>23948438
Yes, definitely the comments.
so tell me
>>23948481
At least put something in first.
>>23948067
You enjoy hiking and camping but deep inside you are city boy.
>>23948481
Always misunderstood so you will like to work hard to make people see your best side(s).
>>23946926
Music and internet lover, like good friends close by - quality over quantity
>>23945925
Provocating personality and enjoy attention.. Very mature when need to be.
Very bad assume?
>>23943446
Big in following sports but don't do so much yourself, maybe one day? Very loyal friend.
>>23948351
Super friendly and a little shy
>>23948067
lives in a cold climate
>>23946177
had many bfs at an innocent age where hugging and hand holding were serious things
>>23943380
big fan of cinema
>>23942124
bullies people like me on CS GO
>>23948520
forgot picture of me
>>23948531
Take care of the body but would like to make even more effort, also with mental practice. Despite drawbacks and challenges in life you always find a way to survive.
>>23943380
Very shy to new people but when they get to know you......
>>23948542
>Take care of the body but would like to make even more effort, also with mental practice. Despite drawbacks and challenges in life you always find a way to survive.
this is terrifyingly accurate
i'm a male btw
>>23948481
plays LoL with bros, is in bronze/silver league at the most
>>23948067
works in a tech-lite area, blogs about apple products
>>23948531
australian, has a 7/10 girlfriend named emma who'd be in a low end car magazine if she bothered modelling
>>23948351
hasn't had a good relationship in a while, up for casual sex with men from the local pub
>>23940761
Works as a fitness instructor/personal trainer or "life coach", likes showing off his semi expensive watches, is an ass man, and is all about super healthy eating
>>23940799
Wants to be an animator or video game designer, doesn't sleep we'll at night, is still hung up over the girl he dated in high school who broke his heart
>>23948559
i dont play LoL, only Arma II / III
Assumptions to follow
>>23948559
>shooped nose
>>23948559
Am Australian, no 7/10 gf called Emma though
>>23948618
I bet you get all the boys
>>23948634
Lol...you're not wrong. And I wish I didn't, seems I get approached more by males than I do females.
>>23948692
You said assumptions to follow >:(
>>23948618
You like to be precise on things and timings.
>>23948559
Very creative person at least in your mind!
You like to listen music on shuffle.
>>23948351
that's called projection.
>>23942124
Big on computer games, not homosexual.
>>23942072
Try to study hard but always leave it to the last night.
>>23948860
Which one are you?
>>23948874
Ah. In that case, accurate. =p
>>23948877
:)
you're funny, though.
>>23948587
Wanted to be a vet or doctor when she was a little girl. Still in her home town
>>23948559
If you have to say it..
>>23948351
If you're not a trap, you need a better pic of yourself
>>23946177
"Assume the worst". I already did, you look trashy and have tons of issues. Would smash
>>23945946
Smarter than your average girl, and aware of this fact
>>23944783
Awkward as part of her personality. Describes herself as awkward.
WARNING - LARGE PICTURE
>>23940761
Loyal guy, looks out for his friends.
>>23940799
Pretty sound guy.
>>23940871
Party guy but also a good guy.
>>23940917
Probably plays a lot of table top games.
>>23941007
Doesn't really drink that much/ isn't very enthusiastic about it.
>>23941036
Probably cries a lot.
>>23941029
You look like somebody I used to know. So I assume you can drink like a monster.
>>23941074
Lives with his Gran.
>>23941084
Still has a tape player.
>>23941214
Is a sap.
>>23941226
Is sad. Cheer up, cunt.
>>23941452
Had nothing else to wear aside from his jizz shirt.
>>23941479
Don't know. Like's bread.
>>23941600
Prefers coffee over tea.
>>23948351
Shaves her arms...but not her armpits.
>>23948960
I am.
>>23948960
Like computer games
>>23948587
Books fan, shy
>>23948559
Spend much time on hair
>>23948531
Womanizer but good friend
>>23948351
Its a trap!
>>23948067
From Europe and rides a bike
>>23948531
Decent wingman
>>23948587
Acts rude and stuck up to guys online but gets real shy when theres guys infront of her
>>23948960
Parents want you to be a doctor or engineer
>>23948990
Great eyes, probably English?
>>23949065
assumption thread, not stuff everyone already knows.
>>23948990
Very vanilla kinks.
>>23949065
Keeps up with the dank memes
>>23948977
>Probably plays a lot of table top games.
Only like twice a year...
>>23948351
>You think cuddling means groping.
Fuck no.
>>23941036
>gets really really mad easily but lets it fester inside of him instead of letting it out
Kinda?
>>23941214
>Is to himself but enjoys company if others
Not false
>>23941452
>Older than you actually look.
Well I'm 20 and look 14-16 so yes.
>>23941600
>you are not underage but get asked for our ID
True.
>>23943373
>Sure! Good assumptions mate. I feel like you're awesome at playing guitar or bass.
Nope, tried learning guitar, never got into it.
>>23946926
>100% positive you're going to be involved in the next mass shooting
Hell no
>>23943003
>Adderall
Nope, just booze and ibuprofen.
>>23946926
>Nervous around girls
Not really. I don't get turned down often either.
>>23948351
>Indie music
Actually I do like some indie stuff, but a lot of it is garbage. And I don't listen to garbage.
>>23948862
>Last night studying
Yeah, you got me on that one.
>>23940755
>>23951107
Like online gaming much
I don't remember this, but my cousin sent me this pic he took of me from last week in Europe.
