Aussie thread.
Who's out and about in Sydney tonight?
>>23939161
>Who's out and about in Sydney tonight?
No one. I'm in brisbane. I might go sniff some petrol and go fight some abos tonight while being racist. You might see me on nationaly news in the morning.
>>23939168
>Brisbane
Honestly don't know if you're serious or not.
University exam period just fyi
26 m 4064
Half pissed already, not sure what to do tonight.
>>23939182
My last was on Tuesday. Surely a bunch of UNSW and Syd U girls will be done and ready to party.
>>23939190
Maybe. It's only 5 days in for USYD right now. Still got until the 25th.
>>23939168
good plan dardy
>>23939188
get fully maggoted m80
4740 driving out to Eungella tomorrow morning, should be a good start to the weekend
I hate this fucking world, too many god damn fuckers in it.
Too many thoughts and different societies all wrapped up together in this fucking place called AMERICA.
Everyone has their own god damn opinion on every god damn thing,
and you may be saying 'Well what makes you so different?'.
Because I have something only me and V have; SELF AWARENESS.
Call it exortenstiolism or whatever the fuck you want.
We know what we are to this world, and what everyone else is.
We learn more than what caused the civil war and how to simplify quadratics in school.
We've been watching you people and we know what you think and how you act.
All talk and no action.
People who are said to be brave or courageous are usually just STUPID,
then they say later that they did it on purpose cause they're brave,
when they did it on fucking accident.
God everything is so corrupt and so filled with opinions and points of view,
and peoples own little agendas and schedules.
This isn't a world any more.
It's H.O.E and no one knows it.
Self awareness is a wonderful thing.
>>23939199
u fuckin wot
3155 here. Quiet night in with the girlfriend is on the cards.
3178 ere, just finished exams and bored as fuck on a Friday night, entertain me people.
>>23939256
Post tits
>>23939268
Technically tits
4207 here
anyone close?
kik/snap anonymouschap
>>23939268
I'm a guy
when you're a tasfag no one ever replies.
fuck my life
7320 two headed cunt here.
>>23939298
love me
>>23939310
I love you, anon.
3337, looking for a wank buddy, someone to chat and watch porn with, etc.
Uws cunts ww@
I'm lying in my girlfriends bed while she stomps about not doing her take home exam. S'doin tonight cunts. Cliff Dive anyone?
>>23939381
Why not muff dive?
Sydfag. Sitting with the heater on taking in the view. Thinking about ordering food
>>23939256
You Linear Algebra brah?
4812 whats good when you're sober?
m/26/5014, kicking back - been a big week, glad to finally be doing nothing.
>>23939453
Also sydfag sitting in front of fire order the pizza bro.
>>23939484
Annnnd done. Can't say no to 20% on menulog
2743?
>>23939461
Indeed I am
2016/24/m
>>23939578
2560 Ahoy
>>23939461
How'd you find the exam on Wednesday?
>>23939616
meant for >>23939571
>>23939624
You at UoM? and btw I did AM1, ran out of time, shouldn't have left my studies till the last minute
>>23939646
nah mate Monash. Thought you were Monash as well since you live pretty close
3804
Final year of highschool and I'm fucking relieved. Going to an 18th in a week. Some chick I like is going to be there. Too bad the girls are mostly bitches.
4123. drinking whiskey and listening to offspring.
Brisbane!
25/m/gay
Snapme Soren8888
KIK soren88
Masc guys pref. No crap pls
3021/21/m
Honestly enjoying being drunk and browsing the shitposting
>>23939598
what ya doing tomato? New to syd, need m8's
>>23939931
3012* whatever.
>>23939598
Also 2560 kik me bruh justthatcarguy
>>23939256
Aw shit nigga I'm in Belgrave, what's good?
>>23939702
Sup nigga, I live like a suburb away from you
>>23939281
4209 here
Sydney 23 m here
hmu on kik benad
What's going down g-bangers! North Brisbane is best Brisbane
any 4812 folk around? 24/m don't want to sit around at home all weekend
>>23942605
yeah 4812 here senpai, what's up
>>23939952
KIK mate snap05
I'm too old to be in one of these threads but I am bored and having a hard time focusing.
>>23943303
What are you trying to focus on?
>>23943307
Nothing in particular. Just chilling after work.
>>23943272
oh thank christ at least theres someone to talk to.
bored as shit and have to watch the afl cause it's the only thing on TV. what does your night entail?
>>23943321
Probably shitposting at home mate, playing some Overwatch with friends, I don't have anything to do. How about yourself? Just the AFL?
m/20/5086
Literally doing nothing except watching a shitty bee movie
Came to /soc/ bored out of my mind to see what other people in Syd were doing tonight as I don't have any social networking and no misses or friends. What the fuck did I do before I had a girlfriend..
Not sure what I was expecting, rarely on here and it's always fruitless. I've got a few peaceful tabs, probably going to suck on them around 9 and see what happens..
2095 - 22
>>23943345
a few friends have asked me to go out but i can't be fucked. i forgot the rugby was on. i'll be shitposting in /mlb/
>>23943428
Nice cobba, yeah not really interested in anybody playing tonight, didn't get invited out anywhere either, probably just going to have a bong or two and chill.
>>23939161
2021
no much, bored
>>23943303
What's considered too old? Cause I might be at the cut off
>>23943454
Cut-off jeans are the cut-off. So most people should be good! :3
How do I make friends in SA?
>>23943491
Be retarded
>>23943491
Alternatively, don't be retarded
>>23943511
Says the guy watching a bee movie
>>23943513
Don't bully!
Bees are extremely important to both the ecosystem and agriculture.
>>23943524
Maybe im allergic to bees and the mere mention of them has me curled into a foetal position crying and calling for it to stop.
You big bully
Yep sitting in the hotel room watching MIB 3. Failed to fulfil a festish and hook up with a cosplayer again. Should just pay someone someday or git fit
>>23943539
Good, I hope you get anaphylactic shock from bee stings for being mean
m/18/3219
Melbourne sluts???
>>23943539
They Smell your fear mate,
No seriously, Pheromones you release while panicking will attract them.
Keep your cool, Don't piss off a hive and bees are pretty fine.
Also don let them get caught in your hair.
or folds of your clothes.
that's bout it really.
Knew a guy who swore by local honey, Said if you get Allergies then eating honey made from the local plants lets you build up a resistance to the pollen.
I'm skeptical, but it's one of those "that... kinda makes sense i guess" things. I mean i'd like it to be true,
Never got hey-fever until i moved to Canberra.
Fuck this place.
also yeah, if bees die we have no efficient way of pollinating crops, food supply dwindles, we get fucked. Look after your bees man.
>>23939161
Anyone from radelaide on?
>>23943842
>radelaide
yet another reason everyone hates you people
>>23943508
>>23943511
>>23943491
I guess this just means that it's impossible.
I've given up. Thanks for replying.
>>23943833
Doncha just love that tree fluff that smells exactly like [sp]male ejaculate[/sp]?
>>23943849
I did say alternatively, you'll make friends either way
the fuck is wrong with girls in this country, seems like they all suffer from princess syndrome.
>>23944146
I don't think that's actually a medically recognised condition.
scrub from 3437 here
anyone up?
>>23944222
There's always someone up
I have work tomorrow so rip me
>>23944232
damn dude, what time?
>>23944238
11:30 so it ain't too bad
Should prob stop gaming but nah
>>23944324
yeah man you've still got time to call it quits lol
>>23944331
I also have time for more games, what are you up to?
>>23944146
This x 10000
All I want is to spend time with a feminine person. Not too fusses if it's a girl,trap, trans, cd what ever. But finding this in SA is almost impossible.
>achieve government job
>ask for the dress code
>oh just something neat, smart casual I suppose
What the fuck how do I play it cool? Smart casual yet still somehow professional, I'm an inept cunt.
>>23946300
They don't exist in SA unless you want some old guy that crossdresses.
However I do know one qt trans (female to male) and their pretty chill and into the same kind of shit as me, but is into women so we're just friends.
>>23946652
welp I give up.
>>23946661
Have you tried the Mars bar? I'm pretty sure that's the city's LGBT club, if you can't find someone there you won't find someone anywhere.
>>23946670
desu I'd prefer a natural female.
I'm not to keen on the club scene especially the Mars bar.
>>23946681
But you were just saying you'd like trap and trans and CD? Make up your mind senpai
>>23946688
I don't mind too much as long as they're feminine but obvious preference would be to females.
>>23946698
Well shit I wouldn't know then. It's easier to find someone if you're gay or into trans. But clubs again are really the quickest way unless you use tindr.
>>23946700
>mfw I've been using tinder for months and have had no luck
>>23946710
Idk what else you can do then. Go clubbing with a friend and just get a random hookup. Hooking up with people isn't easy but clubs are easier than tindr is,
>>23946718
>Go clubbing with a friend
yeah, don't have one of those.
thanks for the tips though. should I ever find myself with a friend I'd give clubbing another go.
>>23946726
I'd go clubbing with you senpai but my clubbing days are over and I've got a LTR.
So good luck out there.
>>23944146
All are too normal, bland and expect too much
>>23946646
>mart casual yet still somehow professional, I'm an inept cunt.
Smart casual is basically >pic related. Dress shirt, pants, businessy shoes. Sometimes pants can be exchanged for jeans, but you'll figure it out.
>>23946300
I'm pretty fem, got snapchat or kik or something?
another quiet boring night at work here in melb, whos doing what to stay sane lol
>>23939161
Anyone from adelaide on tonight?
>>23947819
5250. Hi.
>>23947819
>>23947856
Heey, 5086
>>23947819
5051 here
>>23948139
How's your day been?
>>23947819
5022
27 m Anon here
>>23948143
Pretty decent, yours?
>>23948145
Yeah not bad, just tiring. Little sleep and had to work
>>23948147
Same. I had a nap after I got home, working on a Sunday just doesn't feel natural idk.
>>23948149
I've held out on the nap so I can hopefully get a good sleep tonight.
Also to all the Adelaide people, any of you got kik or some shit?
>>23948154
My body was heavy and I passed out as soon as I sat down on my ouch.
No kik for me anymore. I didn't think people still used it.
>>23948162
Apparently people here like using it so I got it again
4551 m ancient
fucking sick of the rain.....
Perth here.
im just going to say it
any girls looking for fwb?
I want a break from the dating game, and looking for this on tinder is a cunt.
2193 in sydney here
whats the happs tonight senpaitachi
4053 here. Anyone got a moda hookup?
>>23947819
Yeah, I'm still here. Don't know why I bother though...
>>23948139
5041, so close! m or f?
any women in brisbane interested in taking an autistic 23 year olds virginity?
i want a kebab. who is coming?
3012 23 M, DTF?
Bumpin
4053/m/20
>getting 0.22mbps download speed
>live on the absolute edge on the telephone exchange, farthest possible distance
>I'm with Dodo
>plan to switch to Internode
>ask tech support guy with Internode if my speed with change
>he says no
>mfw
Be honest guys exactly how fucked am I? Will switching ISP not have any effect at all?
Holy shit why the fuck didn't my stepsister check the distance from the exchange before we moved here
3856 fem
Where's my country cunts at
>>23951953
i'm from bendigo m8
>>23951957
Wow you must be sad. Bendigo is horribad.
Feel you tho
>>23951962
I live in Cairns now, it wasnt that bad DESU it's pretty shit now though
>>23951968
Why would you move there.
What the shit. I'm planning to move to melb - get a taste of the city. Only so much I can take of smelling like farm shit all day
>>23951981
Don't really know, I like tropical and rainforests and shit I guess ahah
Fuck melbourne I hate citys, got skype niga?
>>23951985
I do but having boobs it'll be like attracting bees to honey.
What's your shit man
2035, 21, M
anyone from sydney?
>>23951996
Hahah this is true!
Mine's hmclean44
>>23951941
If you are getting that kind of speed something is wrong. Telstra are only supposed to provision a line if it should be capable of a stable higher speed (It used to be 1.5mbit but not sure what it is these days) regardless of distance.
>>23951996
moving to Melbourne or a suburb nearby?
Why is no one ever from canberra here?
2914 btw M
>>23952043
Every time I light up utorrent it appears to get shaped. How do I ask them about it?
In any case I'll probably just to pic related
>>23952113
No idea, might be worth just asking them outright or checking on the whirlpool forums to see what other users of your ISP say.
>>23952113
Are you on the NBN?
Also what torrent client are you using some are just fucking shit.
>>23952133
I'm not but I wish I was desu. I doubt any service could be worse than this shit.
>3900m from telephone exchange (estimated)
>tfw 1.5mbps actually sounds awesome
>>23952137
4Km is pretty far, but you should get much much higher speeds. There is probably something wrong with your line or with the wiring in your home.
>>23952137
NBN is actually good. We were one of the first places in AUS to get it but didnt get told that the line for it ran down the MIDDLE of our street and only to the other side.
But if they are shaping your torrents i would defo call them up. Unless you are CLEARLY downloading cheese pizza they have no reason to limit you.
Also AUS had no forms to monitor your usage without the authority of the AFP.
>>23952147
adsl2exchanges estimates my speed at "2000". Is that 2000 bytes, kb, what...?
What speeds should I be getting?
>>23952148
dunno how or why the fuck they'd shape me for running utorrent. No cheese pizza here or terrorist material being downloaded (or uploaded). They keep offering to send a technician out to the exchange to check for problems with the exchange itself but I can't risk the $130 fee if there isn't an issue with it.
Who do I call to check the wiring in my house?
The plan is to beg my local government member cunt to get the nbn into his electorate but even then that shit could take a while. Worth a shot...
>>23952147
Im 6KM from my local node and i get 4Mb/s and im on wireless.
>>23952159
Try using deluge or tixaxi. Utorrent is garbage.
I would really not take the offer of the technician to come out. If they openly know you are torrenting they can deny you service if they this it will hurt the company.
But more often then not they will charge you the $130 for nothing EVEN if it's their fault they will blame you.
To check the wiring inside your house? I wouldnt know. If you could go to Big W or something and buy a wireless dongle and test it that way. If it is still slow take it back and just tell them it wouldnt let you let you install the software for it and i dont want to try another and get a refund.
Or try another ethernet cable if to see if thats the problem
So I'm a 20 year old mtf about to move into a place in Footscray, Melbourne. How long can I expect to stay there without being murdered, raped, or raped and murdered?
>>23951996
ooi oi
u wanna hang in melbourne [m/18]
>>23952159
telstra ct here. post skype i will add you.
>>23952180
how do we know you aren't moving to Footscray to murder and rape people?
>>23952180
join a gang bozo. theyll keep u safe
>>23952185
Because I'll be too busy trying not to get raped and murdered myself?
>>23952182
invincibletroll is my skype
>mfw I'm actually paying telstra line rental
>>23952185
This is like Romper Stomper all over again.
>>23952189
you'll be fine, at least you aren't moving to Frankston or Dandenong.
try the burgers at 8bit in Footscray!
>>23952192
man thats a good film
>>23952192
>>23952199
im surprised there are people that have actually watched it!
Tough pick whether that or Wog Boy is the greatest aussie film of all time.
>>23952206
>not gallipoli
>>23952206
death in brunswick w sam neil is sick too
>>23952180
More importantly...kik?
>>23952171
yeah I never took the technician offer. I reckon even if something was wrong they'd just fix it and claim the exchange was fine.
ethernet cable isn't an option, too far between my room and the router.
Also worth mentioning I've bought and used a couple different routers and still have this aids internet speed.
M 25 Sydney
met with three other socs in Newtown once a couple years back, it was weird. any of you here? two guys n a girl in a park
>>23952272
Camperdown park? You'll find me stumbling through there most Saturday nights
>>23952286
I think it was actually Camperdown Memorial Rest park, Slightly closer to King st.
Did you meet with other soc's like 3 years ago?
>>23952190
added.
everyone does on copper services.
>>23952074
Suburb. I think it's better. North maybe
>>23952181
Well that depends if you're a dropkick or not haha
>>23952321
South is better, we've got Chadstone.
>>23952272
Was the girl hot?
>>23952341
She wasn't ugly, that's for sure.
I felt some connection there, but the other two guys who attended made things weird.
When the night ended i felt she didn't want me to leave. She called me a week or two later and i didn't answer, I was such a fool.
>>23952272
I feel like I know who you are, we had a tinychat group or something? I was going to come out that night but didn't, can't remember why.
>>23952361
yeah we had a tiny chat group ha. This girl from that night has been stuck in my head since.
I went under username "black"
>>23952368
I think I went by Hype? That's the name online I used at that age. I do remember her being pretty cute, although at 19 I thought every girl was attractive.
Ha, yeah does ring a bell.
It was so weird, we all met in the park.
They all brought drinks, I brought some reefer. Only the girl and I smoked tho. We didn't know each others names, and we all put names we thought went with each others faces.
Then we saw what im almost certain was a satellite make its way overhead.
Would like to meet those same people again... somehow.
>>23952392
Never know, if I'm here and >>23952286 is here who seems to be one of the others, maybe she'll read an aus thread one night.
>>23952392
>"those same people"
>>23952402
Maybe, I can't for the life of me remember her username. But id remember it if I saw it.
'GreyFox' was one of the other guys.
Anyone else here meet up? how was it?
>>23952409
I've met up with multiple people from /soc/. Most are pretty chill.
>>23952321
yeh fairo
i guess u could be too
>>23952321
hmu on kik or snap if ya want
>wetwoppm
28 m Glorious nation capital.
Got to fuck around with a Vive today.
It is pretty cool but I fear it will remain a gimmick. It messes with your head a bit when you take it off after a long period of wearing it, which was a bit of a trip.
>>23939598
>>23939952
2560. Well I never would've guessed.
