Virgin thread
>age
>why you're a virgin
>>23936039
Well if that's you why don't you start?
>>23936039
>19
>Slightly social outcast, with few friends, and a lot introvert. I'm 5'5" and a bit chubby also.
>>23936122
Brandon?
>>23936039
>23
>Because I haven't had sex
>>23936135
Yep. You're no a virgin.
>19
>I'm a total loser and I've wanted to kill myself since I was 16. I even had opportunities for gf's/sex but I was too afraid to take them.
>>23936184
I mean, it depends. I still consider myself a virgin because I was only raped in the ass.
I never did no penetrating.
> 18
> I dump the girls before that happens
>>23936198
Yes.
>>23936215
I feel you too buddy. This crazy world can be pretty shitty huh?
That said, it's like 15 years ago now and I can hold conversations fine and pretend everything's okay.
People don't have to know you're fucked up if you hide it well enough.
>>23936211
Chads usually aint virgins
>18
>was diagnosed with depression at 16
>was overweight until a few months ago
>lost 60 lbs
>not on meds anymore
>things are looking better
I have much more friends now than I have had for years - hopefully the virgo status will change.
>not going to post pic on the off chance that someone I know is ITT
>20 male
>because I'm pretty shit at relationships. I mean I already have a hard time finding a girl I REALLY like. Then when it comes to approaching her I get incredibly nervous/shy. Then It's also hard for me to keep my relationship going for more than a few months, because I'm a weird mix of being too clingy and too independent at the same time. I need to always have someone by my side who gives me a moderate share of constant attention (luckily even when I'm single my best friend is there for me), but at the same time I need my spaces and to spend a lot of time with my friends. I am yet to find a girl whose personality is compatible with this weird side of mine.
>18
>because I've never had sex
Also we already have a virgin thread, did we need another one?
21
Bad at talking to people I don't know, especially women, the couple girl's I've ever been close to I blew it with because I was too afraid to ruin our friendship
I will be 29 tomorrow, a virgin because I think most girls look for a 7/10, I think I'm about 6/10 maybe but still not what girls are looking for in terms of beauty.
I don't really stand out from the crowd with a dominant personality either, I'm too quiet and shy I suppose, but that's something we all might have in common I feel.
Shyness is a dilatation which comes from loneliness I think.
>>23936039
I like your face by the way, great eyes and a your lips are nice shaped, although you can't really tell in this pic but is your hair quite voluminous and thick? if so that's a feature I find attractive.
>>23936128
grow out your hair dude, it doesn't even have to be that much, maybe let your beard grow, no homo but that's what I'd find attractive on you
>>23936591
*dibilitation
>>23936039
>19
>the boy I like has been my best friend since we were 5 but has a girlfriend
>>23936591
>Shave
>get haircut
>get contacts
>dress like you care even the slightest bit
>????
>no more v-card
>>23936267
Don't want to give you high hopes but i was kinda there
80 pounds lost but i was 16 then
At 18 i found my first gf on a weeb meetup thing i was dragged to so yeah
Good luck anon!
>>23936635
ouch. Feel sorry for you, Anon.
>>23936640
You have to understand, I look like I don't care because I've tried those things before, with the exception of contacts.
I can shave, get a haircut, dress differently, all that happens is I feel uncomfortable in my own skin and women still aren't interested.
>18
>I'm slightly introverted and lack confidence
>>23936039
are you.. a boy or a girl?
>>23936204
wisebro
>18
>socially awkward
>19
>Was pretty beta in high school, high school was a nerdy college prep school so most girls were prude or just not my type. Things got a lot better in college I just haven't hit home base yet.
>>23936291
>>23936204 (you I can believe that it's by choice)
>>23936591
>>23936039
I would not have thought :| you lot look fine enough to have sex
>24
>All I was good at growing up was drawing porn...
>>23936187
Same here aside from the suicidal bit.
>20 M
>Not too concerned about it and would rather wait for a serious relationship with the right person then get into a bad one solely for the sake of sex.
>20
>Never really bothered. Girls, actual cute ones, have shown interest in me throughout HS and into College, but up until like 2-3 months ago, I really did not bother with it.
>>23938189
kek
>fat
>beta jaw line
>greaser hair
>feminine lips
I can tell you have shitty genetics, small shoulders and wide hips which make you imminently undesirable
Attracting hambeats who go for anything doesnt count m8
>>23938189
>cute girls have shown interest
>>23936039
>29
>Because I fear rejection.
>>23938189
Don't get discouraged by the troll. He's been hanging out in all the virgin threads recently being a little shit.
There's nothing wrong with your jawline and plump lips are nice on anyone. No one wants to kiss someone with thin as hell lips.
>>23938308
I really don't give a shit about the trolls in the slightest.
But I should be much better off when I loose another 30-40 lbs.
>>23936591
ew did you say 6?
>>23936744
needs to poo in loo
>>23938914
yeah, there some website which tells you how attractive you are based on the pic you upload, I got 60% so thats about 6.
>>23936039
How the fuck did I become the face of this thread. And how am I still? Wasn't even a virgin in that picture.
>>23939044
>>23939067
Yer tellin me.
>>23939044
Fingering doesn't count bitch. Prove you're not a virgin.
>>23936591
you're cute I'd date you but I am ugly
>>23939085
Lol okay boss sure thing
>>23936039
>age
19
>why you're a virgin
Antisocial,depressed,5'7", skinny and black.
>>23939101
I am going to need a certified doctor & nun to give a written statement hand signed with pictures of your coochie as evidence that you aren't a virgin. Don't forget the timestamps.
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>Skype
la.furra.darketa
37
I am virgin for be a loser.
Kik: hot2798
>>23939111
I agree with this
31 / m / los angeles
kik: zsasza
>>23939089
thanks so much I appreciate that you would date me
>>23936204
i find it hard YOU are a virgin
>>23940329
i am tho, i swear
>>23936039
>18
>never tried
>>23936591
i think you're really cute, i'd totes swap vcards with you
no one in these threads ever lives in the midwest though
>>23936744
2004 Derrick Acosta
>>23936039
>28
>Hell I know. I'm stupid maybe?
19
Was an autist in school, only just cleaning up my act now.
19
I'm too chicken to find a guy to fuck me in the ass
I'm considering craigslist
>>23941201
Same with north west England lol, thanks anyway, I hate the way distances work.
>>23942106
I'd be happy to help you with that, but unfortunately I'm in Sweden. Oh well, I wish you luck. :p
>26, touchless as in no intimate contact
>6'5" 230lbs
>i dont really know why
>not fat, ugly, dumb, broke, socially retarded, whatever
>im attracted to women but dont feel compelled to pursue
>a brief moment of pleasure isnt worth a child or disease
>i just like to watch movies, play video games, and do drugs
>alone
>i like to be alone with my thoughts
>i guess i would "identify" as asexual, if i cared
>>23942095
You have an owl, dude, how can you not find a girl when you have a fucking owl.
Dude if I had an owl, I'd have to teach it to peck and scratch to keep the ladies off me because I have a fucking owl.
>age
20
>why you're a virgin
Girlfriend and I are waiting for marriage.
Feel free to ask me anything
21, I'm extremely self concious of my dad-bod and I haven't really learned how to talk to women. I'm a good conversationalist it's the initiation that trips me up. plus I'm overly concerned about comming off as creepy.
I really should be out tonight. I'm not doing myself any favors staying home and getting fucked up by myself.
>age
24. Will be 25 in 5 days.
>why you're a virgin
I'm really picky with women. I came close to getting with a girl, but our relationship fell apart before we ever had sex. I'm glad it didn't work out, though, because she had herpes, and we weren't really suitable for each other anyway. Sex isn't worth getting an STD.
I'm just going to keep holding out for the right girl, and not compromise on my standards.
M/26/WA
kik: Warhollives
I like to be chased. Or in other words, I'm passive. This obviously doesn't go well with US women at least. I'm also pretty quiet, which makes first date impressions even worse.
>>23938189
>>23942828
>>23942618
Small wonder why you guys are still virgins.
>>23942862
By choice. If I wanted a hookup, I could easily do it.
>>23942866
I'll bet.
>>23942866
>will be 25 in 5 days
What are you, fucking 12? You're either 24 or 25.
>picky
>standards
In other words, no chick can stand you.
>herpes
>not compatible
>fuck that bitch she was stupid anyways
You look like a total fucking pansy.
>>23942882
Keep telling yourself that.
>>23942886
Was that meant for you or me? Because I was just pointing out the obvious. I could care less either way. I'm not the one who posted my face on 4chan.
>>23942898
>I could care less either way
>I could care less
>could care less
Glad to know you care.
>>23942907
Hey yo dog. Does this shirt make me look gay?
>>23942940
Nah girl, you lookin' fly as fuck.
>>23942943
Wow...okay. I was going for a Scary Movie reference but whatever. I'm fucking wasted watching Scary Movie.
Your virginity fucking reeks.
>>23942952
Sorry, I don't watch reference movies, and I'm pretty sure you're just smelling your own alcoholism.
>>23942968
No. This is just getting awkward right now. I don't think you get it.
Pic related.
>>23942971
I'm just fucking with you for my own entertainment. Interesting choice of photo, though, since I didn't ever make any assessment of you. Is the picture for me, or you?
>27
>I don't really like talking with people. I rarely have anything interesting to talk with other people, so socializing is hard.
18 years old
don't care about getting laid, so never bothered. got a porn addiction.
>>23942986
Just watching you talk make me want to kill myself. No woman could stand to be around you long enough to want to fuck you, even if you were an attractive guy, and you're not.
Trust me, when the closest you've got to getting laid is a chick with herpes, and even she wouldn't settle for you, you've got a problem. You can pretend "it's because I don't have time for women's bullshit" or "because I have standards" but remember, your standards went out the window when you claimed the closest you've been to being with a girl was a girl you hated who had herpes.
>>23942997
lol, okay buddy. You're a very good internet psychiatrist. Tell me about my mother while you're at it, Sigmund.
>>23942997
Fucking. Thank. You.
>>23943022
Aww, you found a friend.
>>23942589
I've got several owls m8
>>23943025
At least I have a friend.
>>23943035
Nice burn. Too bad relationships based on hatred always self-destruct.
>>23943039
Tell me about it. I've been waiting a long time to use that gif. Not as badly as I've been waiting to issue 575kg of P99040 to dryer 04. We need to run that job so fucking bad.
>22
>living at home
>own car and go to school while working
>don't go to gym, shitty place to talk to people
>school is 100% male stembeard shit
>I interact only with females 15-17 in my job
>extreme social anxiety, go out of way not to talk to people
>unsuccessfully trying tinder periodically
>kinda high standards (don't want to justify them but I refuse to acknowledge a substandard looking female as a sepulchre for coitus)
>fine at making convos and small talk but suck at initiating
>6'1, no physical deformities besides being hairy, no health issues
Its almost as if every positive and negative force collided so I'd never get laid despite getting pretty close couple of times
What's my best least anxiety forming option? Subscribing for tinder+ and swiping for days?
>26
>There is no reason why I shouldn't have lost it, other than I go out of my way to avoid social interactions with people I don't know.
>>23943065
Judging by your face and angle of the picture, hair doesn't count toward height.
You are full of shit.
>18
>Sperg, my gf (also virgin) lives overseas
>>23943065
what is this picture doing in curly hair thread in r9k??
18, no interest, never bothered, a fat chick once came onto me, didnt really respond appropriately
>Age
20
>why you're a virgin
Liking anime is usually the deal breaker. Also I'm to shy to talk to people face to face.
>>23943224
Ethan Bradberry?
>>23938922
I don't believe you exist
>>23942106
you got me
>>23942995
looks like you have addiction problems
19. I've not got the first clue about going out to meet women. I've tried okcupid and tinder, but I've had no luck on either. Honestly I don't really care about the sex, I'd be plenty happy with just the romantic companionship.
>>23943348
you're right, you got me, I am a figment of your imagination
24/f/socially awkward. I've had really cute guys interested in me but the tought of getting into a relationshio with someone just freaks me out. I keep telling myself to get over it but I cant.
>>23943435
26 m here try worrying less about dating the guy and just getting to know him. Start off slow
>>23943435
This >>23943437 is excellent advice. I'm guessing that your life is looking good and stable and that finding a partner is one of the few hurdles you haven't bested yet. Rushing this very important aspect of your wife won't be doing you any favors.
If you want this guy to be the one, you should make sure he's absolutely right. Often the best way of doing that is to get to know the person first. You decide if he's right for you, after all.
>>23942552
if you are not a catholic then you would be pleased to know that we have condoms
>>23942095
>>23942589
>>23943032
same, having owls is like having a legit super power, use your owl powers wisely and it shall serve you well young autistic one
22.
Ugly, can't talk to women since they wouldn't be interested In me anyway, don't make a lot of money since my job is a warehouse worker.
>21
>Really insecure about my looks in combination with having ridiculously high standards
>>23936591
Happy birthday...for tomorrow!
I'm a virgin for no other reason, but looks. People who describe themselves as "introverted" or "socially-awkward" are really blaming the symptom rather than the cause. They' lack socially due to certain pressures from society keeping them unwanted.
>>23936128
>>23936591
>>23936675
>>23938189
>>23942618
>>23942828
>>23943059
>>23943378
>>23943499
Because you're fucking ugly, and women, no matter how fat and ugly they happen to have spent most of their lives getting smoke blown up their ass about being so fucking attractive that they're suited for 8/10s at the very least.
>>23943911
charismatic and social uglies seem to do fine though?
>>23943945
You can be an obnoxious pig, and still have a great social and sex life as long as you don't look like an obnoxious pig. Women lack the social skills to appreciate anything other than physical traits.
When a woman speaks about anything other than looks it's so they don't sound like whores. It's like when employers ask you when you want a job without mentioning money.
>>23943930
desu I just got lucky a gril liked me
>>23936039
>22
>I can't get hard with another person
>>23943980
lol, not really, you can have a empty and shallow social and sex life though if you wish, sure, but that is just a equally sorry alternative that looks more promising to you because the grass is always greener on the other side.
you are also very wrong about women, if you tried to understand them instead of telling yourself that you already have the truth then maybe you might get somewhere
>>23944070
I clearly already understand them. You might be in the group deemed worthy, or simply in denial. I can tell you that your first mistake is idealizing women as these mind readers as though any thoughts someone might have are instantly known by someone with a cunt. Women aren't complicated. They're driven far more by base impulses, because unlike men they have no urge to create or imagine things outside of being human.
There are a lot of us who understand the nature of women from a biological, and anthropological standpoint, which is far more comforting to us than the idea that we live in the world where even the elephant man can get laid by supermodels, and we just aren't trying.
You should try a venue like omegle's video chat where the cunts there really take advantage of their anonymity, and will outright tell you what they think.
>20
>didnt ever care about girls
>focusing on being a wizard instead
>>23943879
Thank you.
>>23943930
Lol. Take it easy.
>age
18
>why you're a virgin
Never tried losing it and I don't really care desu
>>23944095
lol, you have only proven that you don't even understand humans on the most basic social level.
I do not idealize women, but I do treat all people as individuals and I am careful with stereotypes, generalizations and even statistics because a heavy focus on it over time will lead to a heavy confirmation bias, even if there is some truth to it all, the individual have consistently proven itself able to overcome those generalizations and stereotypes and even statistics and thus you will consistently make mistakes if you do not acknowledge this.
If you go to a venue designed around superficial interaction then ofc vain properties will be the ones in demand, just like there are few fat strippers, but fat women (just like fat men) do get laid and have families and often they end up with partners that bitter people like you who are stuck in 10'th grade social thinking probably would consider "out of their league" or similar childish system that you still let yourself be limited by.
your view is naively simplistic, focusing entirely on biology (and not even understanding it) on the species on earth that is the most removed from it, the species with contraception, where people willingly live life without getting kids because of their ambition, defying the very nature in us, we kill ourselves, we don't live in any kind of symbiosis with anything around us, we only exploit, and the list go on, we defy nature and biology on every turn because we have advanced so far we have developed conflicts with it, and yet you focus only on that and you think you have the answer? lol
>>23944095
So sound like a butthurt neckbeard, go back to /r9k/ or redpill
Age:18
Why: Because I have social anxiety.
23
Couldn't get it up on my 18th due to nerves+booze, became a shut in with agoraphobia who didn't go out for years afterwards.
I'm going out now, but I have glasses now and put on loads of weight after quitting smoking. Feel like it's too late for me desu.
All you 18 year olds in this thread, get out there, talk to girls and fucking push yourself, get out of your comfort zone otherwise you won't get anywhere, that goes for anything.
Also avoid large quantities of alcohol otherwise your dick won't work.
20 m
Waiting for marriage
>>23943930
Well yeah. I'm ugly and don't have enough money to fix it like I said earlier. I can't afford surgery working at a warehouse for 14.05/hr. Since I know I'm already going to fail because of my looks I don't even try, which makes this whole thing a vicious cycle.
Women are pretty shallow so I guess I'll just hire a hooker or something.
>18
>kinda fat and lack of self-confidence
>>23944261
You don't look like ugly nor fat
>>23943911
spoke Chad Thundercock.
>22
>haven't had sex yet
>>23936591
>6/10
18
Because I'm afraid of rejection, and I'm a giant math nerd who can't talk about stuff most girls pay attention to, but mostly because of rejection.
A girl I had a crush on all through highschool was hitting on me all throughout senior year, asking me for homework and stuff. She was all smiling and staring into my eyes as she spoke and was wearing yoga pants and sandals and was super cute and she asked me to do a study session with just her. I was like haha ok sure. Never had a time or place, never happened. I told myself I would ask her to dance at prom, never got around to it, she asked me to dance, I said yes. It was cool, we had fun, she was so damn cute in her dress I wanted to die. Texted and asked if she wanted to hang out, said she had work, asked if she wanted to hang out the upcoming weekend, she had a snowboarding convention going on. Graduation comes around, try to make eye contact and she won't look at me, I haven't seen or texted her since because I'm a fucking pussy and I think she doesn't like me anymore or something. When I see her pics on facebook I get nausea.
So yeah that happened.
>>23944459
7/10 from a few months ago senpai
but I got 4 and a 5 more recently, so decided to round it off to somewhere in the middle
i have turrets and its very embarrassing, more specifically i move my head occasionally rapidly non voluntarily and its very awkward also i'm sure i'm on the spectrum. i'm just now 23. also my hair line is getting worse by the day. also day 90 started /fit/
24, because I suck
>>23944459
The only thing that is making him look.. not as good is his glasses and eyes, in my opinion. I would give him 6/10 too. Different haircut would give different looks too
>>23944597
I've gotten literally from 0.2 to 7 on here. So I just am saying about a 5 on average.
And on that site, anywhere from 2% to 65%
30
I'm an idiot who can't read into social situations at all. I'm not very attractive and still live at home with my parents. I never get any matches on Tinder despite using it for over a year. Total introvert with no motivations or aspirations.
Whelp. Here we go.
> 23
> Not really attractive/interesting I guess.
> having a depression and being "affraid" to talk to women doesn't help either I guess
>>23944718
Are you moots brother?
>>23944718
Another
Anyways.
Male 22 here, still a virgin faggot. i actually just broke up with my girlfriend 3 days ago so salt in wound.
I lived in a small community had about 20 kids in my class. In 06 I moved to the dfw area. I was and still am the quiet kid.
Probably bounced between 5 schools between 06 to 2012 almost a new school every year. I stopped trying to make friends, social skills declined. Still kept contact with people I really liked. Senior year around March girl from hometown asks me out, I was too down, I was already going to take her to prom, I was too down, I didn't immediately say yes. I decided to wait, In two weeks I would have been down there to finish the remainder of my senior year there, I intended to ask her in person.
By the time I had gotten there she had hooked up with her on again off again boyfriend and that he had actually gotten her pregnant.
Skip two years I ran into a chick from highschool called Natalie, knew her from probably 2011 or something. We chilled for a few months, instantly started calling me her best friend, time goes on and shit happens she eventually ends up with my younger brother, and somewhere in there she tried to kill me by drinking half a bottle of Jose Cuervo, 3 capsules of adderal snorted and 1 consumed, 2 shroom chocolate edibles and 2 family sized bottles of robotussen, oh and the last night I saw this psychopath she came over, started digging through my brothers closet I pulled her out, her snooping shit wasnt cool, she ended on top of me, claims I tried to rape her.
Last gf was a pleasant relationship, started dating her a month after natalie, Was a good relationship, it was long distance, we met on omegle and we just clicked. Her family though hated me, her father espcially, he'd constantly be trying to control her and would threaten to kill me, he even had people come to my job get photos of me either for fear factor.
She told me 3 days agos she couldn't do it anymore, the stress anymore.
>>23944718
>>23944815
And thats how I am where I am now.
Hurdling down the forever alone trail following it where ever it goes.
>>23944659
I'd put it in your butt.
>>23944804
Tfw when your always asked if there's some genetic connection between Moot.
>>23936591
Ah, you're as old as me now.
Well, lad, you've actually got a nice face, but you should get a more flattering haircut and either shave or trim your beard. Try having it neatly trimmed and having no beard and see which looks better. Either way, it's currently too bushy, and you should definitely get rid of the neckbeard.
Oh, and try lifting weights. If nothing else, it will build your self-confidence, which will help you find that blonde I scried for you ^_^
Good luck
Has anyone ever hooked up on /soc/? Met each other and hooked up ?
>>23944996
Why would you ask that in the virgin thread, you goose?
But there is/was a thread where this woman was showing off how she met a man from France here on /soc/ and they've found a way to get to each other despite the distance. I lurk a lot and remember her talking about their first meeting months ago, too.
There was another lovely story of a man meeting a nice girl from here or some other board and they eventually got married, so something more than just hooking up can happen.
If you mean straight up sex and nothing more, I'm not sure because I mostly stick to virgin and ugly threads.
>>23936039
>>age
20
>>why you're a virgin
>ugly
>socially awkward
>quiet
>passive
>never leave my house
;_;
>>23945114
forgot pic
23
i dont have or desire sex or friends lol
>>23945153
no desire for friends? none at all? wish I could say the same, but here I am sitting at home lonely af
>>23939067
stop using that gif faggot I saw you on another thread
>>23944261
fucking normie thinking you're fat when you clearly aren't isn't a reason
you could have sex with anyone you fucking idiot
>>23936039
>20
>Mentally ill, not overwhelmingly attractive, weeb, sub, only wants to date another virgin, and generally a crazy ass pic spamming weirdo who posts pictures all the time because no one notices me otherwise
who /dying a virgin/ here
>>23944261
Show your whole face
>>23943022
sauce?
>>23936039
>25
>I'm a trap and I prefer girls. Girls don't like traps
>>23944907
Yeah I hate my hair right now but I refuse to cut it because I got hair goals, pic related, it's what I want to go back to!
I might do something with my beard once it grows a little, Google Seth Rollins, I kind of want to look like that.
>19 years old, male
>i'm the shyest person on earth so every time I have an opportunity with a girl/guy I just stop functioning
The only time I had a gf in my life was a girl that fell for me and I had absolutely nothing to do aside from saying yes when she asked to go out with me. We've never had sex cause everytime we tried I got nervous and panicked. She left me after 6 months so I consider myself pretty lucky actually
>21
>Legit autism. People say I'm good at hiding it but it still makes me feel like I'm inferior to people, especially women. Caused a lot of self-esteem issues.
>>23942552
you've got a nice beard though.
Honestly think when he/she sees this, they'll just give a friendly no thanks
>>23945373
some of us do. are you a cute trap?
31/m
Fairly shy/introverted as a kid which carried into adulthood. Blew off most of high school and college by spending all my free time playing video games or watching tv instead of trying to prepare for a career or meeting new people. Even know I know now that I need to meet new people, I don't really know where I would go to meet new people anyway. I work two jobs which take up quite a bit of time and leave me with maybe one or two free nights a week, nights being when most people my age socialize. Me also being in my 30s, with no real career, relationships, nothing noteworthy about my life doesn't make me a viable option to most women. I realize this, and I'm trying to improve, but I wonder if it's too late for me. Getting someone to take a chance on me in my 30s is going to be much harder than if I were in my 20s. 25 seems to be the cutoff for it to be considered even remotely normal for someone to get their first bg/gf or lose their virginity and I'm 6 years beyond that now. I had Tinder for a week but had no idea what to put in my profile and had a hard time finding 5 photos of myself.
A challenger appears
>31
>1-18: because God told me no sex before marriage
>18-20-something: Obsessed with WoW and let myself go to total shit and started losing my hair
>20-something to 31: Because I got bald and too old and graduated from college and had zero context to meet anyone. Also doesn't help I am bitter on a level beyond what words can express about missing out on young love because of my religion, and then later on because of my own ineptitude / ignorance.
Go prison gay, doesn't make a difference. Went on Grindr and had plenty of 40 and 50 year old guys want to fuck my ass. Sorry, not exactly what I was looking for.
18/m
Socially awkward, literally no idea how to get a girl in bed, also molested as a child so the idea of intimacy/sex causes me great anxiety/panic attacks. It also doesn't help that my school is small and everyone has known eachother since preschool.
21 m
>obvious 6
>overweight(not as much anymore)
>poor social skills
>low social status
>live in small town full of nothing and stuck up women
>>23947238
bro man the fuk up stop being a betafag, and drill that pussy, girls like confidence dont be a soft lil poom poom and square up
>>23947160
You're so fucking hot
>>23947252
I actually have I've been improving myself a lot lately. I work a labor intensive job, workout, diet, and try to fix things about myself to release that inner Alpha.
Tbh I don't know where I'd go to even try an meet a chick around here.
>>23944659
kiss me im in love
>19
>Can't approach girls for shit. Idk why but I always get nervous and think I'm gonna get told to fuck off or embarrassed. Working on it tho
>>23942828
Hair and shirt man. You would look like an attractive upstanding citizen if you cleaned up a bit, not that that's what you want, but if you did...
>>23947347
go signup for a co-ed soccer leauge, or go work part time for a restaurant, so easy to get pussy I am dropping gems right now on you youngins, clubs and bars are shit
>20
>weird, depressed, can't navigate relationships, social anxiety, was a disgusting hambeast from like 16-19.
>>23947430
listen here you dyke social reject, tits or GTFO its late and we aint got time to play mr.Therapist SHEEESHHHHH
>>23947441
pardon?
>>23943147
Holy shit it's a young Purge.
>>23947430
seems like every thread you are shaving more of your hair
>>23944138
>4138â–¶
>File: Screenshot_20160618-165737.png (2.22 MB, 1440x2560)
Naw you clearly take care of yourself as evidence by the hair care, if you wanted to you'd find yourself doing well..so long as you accepted that you'd fail a bit like every other guy trying to find sex.
>>23947449
Nah, I haven't touched it since the first shaving. The rest is just pulled back and the way the light is hitting it makes it look like the buzzed part.
>>23947446
myb you should stop overthinking and labeling yourself and go out and have a blast, all these things that you listed are just fabricated roadblocks
>>23947465
Ah ok. Still it's nice to see you around. You seem so cuddly.
Also you vaguely remind me of young sigourney weaver in that picture because of the cheekbones and short hair.
I'm a virgin. I'm 19 and I've had plenty of chances to lose it. If I really wanted to I could lose it today but I just couldn't give a flying fuck. I'll lose it when I lose it.
>>23945317
bruno?
>>23947430
is this you?
you look amazing honestly but that hair is retarded
22
>>23947551
hah, yeah that's me
yeah i don't really care. i'm pretty retarded so i guess my hair ought to match.
>>23947562
Just retarded in that it looks really flamboyant, you know. Like a popstar/partygirl thing. I don't know.
I think you looked good before too tbqh, but good job.
>>23947562
Tbh you will look pretty with short hair like this
Than again, who am I to decide what you do
>tfw asexual
>>23942589
You're my new favorite person.
>>23947430
You have amazing eyes. You'd probably get away with the hair style if it was a full buzz cut.
>>23947551
>>23947430
You're so pretty. As long as you weren't a full on dyke, I'd definitely take your virginity.
>>23947637
ahh thanks!!
yeah, i'd do a buzzcut but i just like having long hair too much.
>>23947676
i'm definitely not a full-on dyke. maybe dyke-ish but honestly i just don't bother with labels. i just like whatever, you kno?
>>23947712
Politely requesting another picture, please and thank you.
>>23947712
Let's date
>>23936039
21
Gave up on romance, sex, intimacy, happiness and all the shebang long ago to concentrate on self-sacrifice and helping other people out.
[spoiler]Do I sound emo ? I think I sound emo.[/spoiler]
>>23943488
I will, master
>25
>Very shy and quiet, no social skills plus I don't feel good enough
>19/m/bi
>uk
Just haven't found anyone yet + shy
If your excuse is mental illness / anxiety or fear of rejection i highly recommend getting a hooker. It helps put that shit behind you. My good friend (and 2 year president of my fraternity) was a virgin until his senoir year, so we got him a hooker at the end of the fall semester. He was aspergers as fuck and neurotic all the time, but that gave him the confidence to start a couple healthy relationships and get a great job right out of college.
>turned 21 this Friday
>I suck
>my life was a mistake
How the fuck does pulling women work? My cousins took me too a nightclub last night, drank a lot and still didn't know what the fuck to do.
WHY WAS I BORN? This kind of thing is supposed to be habitual, not something to "get".
>19
>black in the south; not ghetto, so no black girls want me, and black so no others want me.
It's pretty bad.
>>23947967
No, it's cheating. Others didn't need one so neither would I. I'm not cheating.
> Age: 34 M
> Reason: beta manlet
>>23947408
Only people that go to bars around here are nasty bitches and there's no clubs or anything. Like nothing good to do unless you travel 45-2 hours away.
I was thinking about starting school in fall. I still haven't gotten my social confidence up too much and I'm not really good at initiating conversations.
>>23948114
Go to a school that specializes in education. Mostly girls want to be teachers, my school's student body is 60% female you have to actively try not to get laid especially if you're a freshman in a dorm
>>23948026
Not cheating. Work smarter not harder my friend.
>>23944659
You look like a dude with a mullet try new hair.
>>23948121
It's just a community college, I couldn't afford an actual college was thinking criminal justice or computer security, but there also certain colleges that teach gun smithing but no where near here.
>>23948130
Computer science is the safest and most useful major. Dont do cj. Im 3rd year philosophy and ive been told ill have an easier time finding a job than a criminal justice major. And at community colleges all ya gotta do is go for the nursing students and dental assistance chicks. They're super busy so they let loose on the weekends, they all hang out with eachother even though they arent really friends (so when they go out together they dont care if they dont leave together), and they compete with eachother in school and life in general. So if you can get the attention of one girl chances are one of her "friends" will makes moves on you. If you dont actually date any of them for more than a month at a time its a sure fire way to bump your body count up to at least 3.
m/18/KS
I'm told I'm good looking a fair amount, so it's probably because I can't talk to women who I don't know and I'm too scared to relationship with women I do know because I don't want things to be awkward or whatever.
>>23941201
I'm in the midwest
I know I didn't post a picture or a kik or anything, but there's a picture on my kik so if you're interested ask for my kik or leave yours
I just don't want to put my face out there for no reason or get spammed with dick pics
22m
people think im a faggot for some reason.
>>23947430
dumb attention whore
leave and never come back
>>23948354
are you ok, man?
did i say something mean to you at some point or something? if i did i'm sorry.
>>23948130
It's tied back...
>>23948464
It looks fine, ignore him
He's clearly a dick
>>23948151
Sucks my math skills are shit though, but it sounds like you have this down to a method lol
30/Male/Miami
I got close a lot when I was younger, but, something always happened. During college I worked really hard, I picked a degree too hard for me. After school went into a male dominated profession and I'm pretty shy so just never meet anyone.
I asked a few girls out this year, but no luck yet. I think more than sex I'm starved for companionship. The sex would be great, but, I think having a female companion is what I'd like the most - I almost crave cuddles as much as sex, as gay as that sounds.
I'm otherwise pretty normal. Got a good job, thin/healthy, white guy, wear contacts - planning on getting the corrective surgery so I don't have to anymore...I dress pretty nice.
I think I need to just go to the bars and clubs but honestly I did some of that in my 20s and it just doesn't excite me now. I don't know, I'm a home body - guess that's part of the problem.
sorry for the blog post, turned into a vent.
>>23948474
Look how much of a whiteknight you are. No wonder you're in a virgin thread.
>>23948474
Totally a dick just because I said what I observed, you got me bro.
>>23949016
lol right
19
Havent found someone I want to fuck yet
>>23949074
Its hard to see your face with a flash js.
>>23945261
Make me.
>>23949074
Have a kik ?
>>23945878
you look like a life size version of peter dinklage
>>23948011
>too black for the white kids and too white for the black
also start going to hc/punk/metal shows, those chicks love non-thug black dudes, can almost guarantee one will go up to you and try to talk
What counts as being a virgin?
I ask because I've never had penetrative sex but I have sucked dick and eaten vag.
>19
>last gf was super christian and didn't want to bust nuts
>no relationship since then because busy with school and nervous around girls
>>23949354
You're not a virgin
22
Social anxiety, std paranoia, and I've somehow ended up in internet relationships for most of the past 4 years. i've had probably 3 chances to have sex but I made up excuses to not do it.
>>23943252
>Liking anime is usually the deal breaker
I fucked 3 or 4 girls thanks to my anime culture desu.
20
am 5/10 and can't find anyone
>>23949074
epic b8
I was raped at the age of 6. Am I still a virgin?
>>23950969
Only consensual sex counts
Really sorry that happened to you
>be me
>19 year old virgin
>go on 4chan
>feels hurt by virgin memes
>go out and try to find qt
>2 weeks later have sex with 7/10 white girl with big tits
>now have obedient gf who fucks on command
>tfw
>>23947382
Wear that shirt and tell them your an African prince. Your livin life on easy mode my man.
But seriously, you are a handsome dude, work on the confidence. Hell, fake it if you need to. You have no reason to think your going to be rejected flat out. I used to have low self esteem, but found working in small talk to girls I have to talk to anyways makes it easier. Baby steps man. Ask the cashier how her day is going, once you see that they aren't going to reject talking to you, you'll probably get over the fear. Hope that helps, just my 2cents
>>23947430
you seem like someone I would be ok with holding my hand on the third date.
>>23951002
I was very awkward with talking to girls, but I decided to just fuck it, and go and straight up as one out. She said yes, but the stuff happened. But thats another story.
>>23951002
>you are a handsome
Wew lad
>>23944695
Can't say I'm displeased with the results.
>23
On the right. Women aren't exactly lining up for the dick. Also had a bad experience in high school and only just started really trying to date.
>>23950969
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/english/virgin
Technically no, but that's fucked up, and I'm sorry to hear that. You're still welcome here.
>>23943065
>living at home
This is only a proper excuse in your mid 20'sish. Early 20's nobody gives a shit if you live at home because most people are also living at home and after 33 or so women get desperate and lower their standards so that they'll go for any decent looking moderately successful guy who gives them attention.
I know a couple of guys in their 30's and 40's who live at home and do pretty well for themselves. Sure most of the women I see them with are no real prize in the looks department but at that point you take what you get.
21
One-two punch of mediocre looks and no social skills.
>>23949074
Are you looking for attention or someone to bang?
>>23936039
19
cultural reasons i guess
>>23936039
23
Wanted to lose It to a girl I fell for, ended up being led on for a few years, eventually got sick of the shit and pretty much cut contact with her and just about everyone else I know except family, all I do now Is work and masturbate, too much of an anxious person to attempt to meet and create new relationships.
