honest assume/ rate?
>>23894141
into indie music
it's a shitty assumption but this early into a thread it's the best i got t b h
Honestly, I'd let you blow me. Don't worry, it would only last a few seconds. Other than that, you look like the kinda person that has no real personality.
>>23894152
I assume you have a small dick. So I'll let you cum on my tits.
>>23894148
I assume you smoke weed.
>>23894141
i assume you like attention (i'd love to fuck you though)
>>23894148
i assume you're a libcuck
>>23894141
I hate your pants and I hate your face
I bet you are into acting or some dumb shit
>>23894168
>libcuck
nah, hate their ideas of completely open borders and the thought that they can somehow "end" racism and that everything is racist and sexist
on the other hand hate the other side's outdated views and retarded "head-buried-in-the-sand" views
i kinda stand more in the middle
i assume you regular /fit/
Fire away
>>23894141
I'd assume you would enjoy a fingerblasting as you tried to talk on the phone with your mom
>>23894141
I assume your favourite cartoon genre is in the same vein as Rick and Morty/ Adventure Time. I'm just picking that from the pants, otherwise I have no idea, you picky about your coffee?
>>23894148
I assume you play in a band of some sort, You look like the kind of person who would be cool to chill with. Your also the friend that enjoys having heart to hearts, all that deep emotional shit. I also assume that you're short.
>>23894168
I assume your bi, and that you don't like photos taken of you
>>23894189
I assume your a Canuck
Fire away, I can take it. Sorry for shitty exposure
>>23894141
You've lost a bunch of weight recently. Looking good though.
>>23894201
I assume your me in 5 years
>>23894141
Damn 9/10, does you name start with a c?
>>23894141
fit as fuck, 10/10 wud date
>>23894201
Been there done that.
>>23894219
Uh... Yeah...
>>23894206
I assume you are in IT, just started "dressing nice" and can't grow facial hair.
>>23894224
We may go to the same school and met briefly
![IMG_0855[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4FW46EC.jpg "IMG_0855[1].jpg")
why not :p
>>>23894219
>Uh... Yeah...
You could be a lot of fun!
>>23894224
how about you just post your tits ? ayyyy
>>23894141
I assume you're more confident in your body than you are in your face.
>>23894148
You think you have it all figured out.
>>23894168
You've recently lost a lot of weight.
>>23894189
Much closer to your mom than your dad.
>>23894206
Work in a job that is intellectually beneath you.
>>23894227
2/3 mate, 23 and can't grow facial hair for shit outside an underwhelming goatee, studying ecology and zoology (a no jobs double major) and started taking pride in my appearance about a year and a half ago.
>>23894269
I used to! I used to work as an "animal technician" for a medical company, was basically just me managing a herd of pigs and making them fuck and picking up their shit. I went back to university because i thought i could do better.
>>23894160
Wait do you like small dicks?
>>23894269
I also assume your taste in fashion outweighs your financial budget.
>>23894168
You look like a crazy FTM who use to be a crack head prostitute and just got out of rehab.
>>23894168
I'm actually disgusted by your photo I cant even finish this thread. Why would you post your face anywhere on the internet. Don't post your face on the internet anymore, you look like something from a nightmare. Good god.
>>23894311
Nah. That's me dressed up. I'm typically more casually dressed.
>>23894320
>>23894325
top kek. why are you THAT mad? i just rated you 4/10? you must have the lowest self esteem out of everyone on /soc/
>>23894345
With a face like that mate, you should have the lowest self-esteem on /soc/, it's unhealthy for you to have high self-esteem.
>>23894366
i just rated him 4/10 in another rate thread and guy goes berserk
sometimes people have different opinions, whether you're a legit 9 and get rated 6 or whether you're a 2 and get rated 7 sometimes
i guess some people can't take the fact that someone doesn't find them attractive then goes and finds all the said person (who rated you 4) and talk shit about him, pathetic really.
>>23894233
I assume you have trouble with girls because you're too nice.
>>23894269
I assume you spent more money on your appearance than your rent. Not necessarily a bad thing if it gets you laid.
>>23894394141
4chan, why you flip photo?
>>23894141
Very into tumblr, and always reaching for homosexual undertones in to shows. Also was a weaboo in middle/high school. Probably because of the leggings and cute phone case
>>23894148
snobbish about your coffee and on the short-ish side. Wants to be in a band, but you can't play any instruments.
>>23894269
The type of person who takes bathroom selfies at semi-fancy restaurants or friends places, because your own bathroom is always messy and not as expensive looking. You also want to be an entrepreneur.
>>23894291
You want others to think of you as artistic and deep, the type who listens to indie rock and jazz, but your guilty pleasure is listening to Selena Gomez.
>>23894501
*tv shows
>>23894501
Guilty
>>23894141
Vegan
>>23894148
Has a useless degree
>>23894168
Has a minor criminal record
>>23894189
Prefers beer to spirits
>>23894201
Secretely loves pork
>>23894233
Spends at least 140 hours a week indoors
>>23894269
Shags uni students on a regular
>>23894345
Votes ukip (trump if yank)
>>23894394
Hates being called hurley
Also screenshot the original then crop the screenshot, yw
>>23894511
Will see him on the news in a few months having snapped and run into a crowd of people in his car, fully armed.
>>23894521
Not completely dismissing it, ya never know haha
>>23894511
Still carries a grudge towards middle school bullies. Shops exclusively at topman
>>23894168
Skips leg day, every day. In the summer, wearing only tanktops to show of muscular arms, and jeans to hide chicken legs.
>>23894201
Had an emo phase I high school, never grew out it, just grew a beard. Gets extremely offended when people call you hipster
>>23894206
Works with IT, shy and has a hard time talking to girls. Watches parkour videos on YouTube and wants to learn, but is too embarrassed to try to.
>>23894269
Studies journalism, lives in a bigger city and rarely returns to small home town
>>23894345
Studies business, secretly admires zyzz
>>23894394
Into board games and actually has a cute weeb gf
>>23894501
has tried to make money with her own fashion blog
>>23894511
Goes partying drinking cocktails with kale/spirulina in them
>>23894291
Lives and breathes the 1979
>>23894345
Posts the same pic for threads(don't worry, I do too).
>>23894394
Says he's Gryffindor but is actually Hufflepuff.
>>23894589
Has a big butt and is self conscious about it, but shouldn't be.
>>23894141
>colorful pants
>pale white
>glasses
Hnngg you are my type, where can I find girls like this irl in socal, everyone is super tan and social around here (or at least the people walking around outside)
>>23894568
that is somewhat accurate, started working out on my legs too late, just catching up
>>23894589
not at all. i also assume you're a good cook (thats very good)
19/M/Aus
just play vidya and shit, bit of a weeb and can play music.
>kik deku64
>>23894649
Good taste anon. My buddy lives in SoCal and he is not having luck finding a girl his type, he's a computer geek that likes weed and I was surprised when he told me he was moving
>>23894141
I think you are slutty
>>23894148
watch a lot of porn, kinky, likes to follow fashion trends
>>23894168
strongman, queen of the balls
>>23894201
hipster, works as a bartender or some shit
>>23894233
posts on asian masculinity
>>23894269
classy pretty boy yet shy with girls
>>23894291
considers to have an open relationship with his girlfriend, bad eating habits, smoker
>>23894345
will join military
>>23894394
surprisingly gets a lot of pussy, because witty and pushy
>>23894501
bad fashion sense, sexually inexperienced
>>23894511
very gullible, girls exploit kindness
>>23894589
nice girl, little bit religious
>>23894645
will join military or is a soldier
>>23894649
>>23894722
The fuck you talking about? That is SoCal basic bitch 101. Go to any college campus or strip mall and there are women everywhere who look like this
>>23894141
You like to get cum on your face. 7.7/10
>>23894643
well someone is spot-on.
>>23894742
noice, you are pretty classy
>>23894645
you haven't cleaned your mirror in a long time :^)
>>23894589
cheerful
>>23894511
Bri'ish
>>23894501
bit shy
>>23894394
likes tabletop RPG
>>23894141
You are the hot one from Scrooby Door
No, not Shaggy
>>23894764
Knew it!
>>23894742
I tried to, but they DQ'd me for glaucoma. Sucks too, lost over 100lbs(not bullshitting), had my ear lobes sewn shut, etc. now I'm an automotive tech.
>pic is before when I was 16.
>>23894141
tumblrina
>>23894148
music student, idk why. i find you pretty cute
>>23894168
thinks hes hot shit, isnt really
>>23894189
cant spell desktop
>>23894201
looks like a cross between my ex boyfriend and that comedian ive forgotten the name of.
>>23894206
a real nice guy. would buy your dinner if you forgot your wallet.
>>23894233
loves to cuddle.
>>23894269
massive dickhead who goes to starbucks daily
>>23894291
my type
>>23894345
not my type
>>23894394
egoraptor? is that you?
>>23894501
popular at school, is into all the current jamz.
>>23894511
v much my type 10/10 but not the nicest guy ever.
>>23894589
super cute and the kindest heart ever.
>>23894645
is, was or wants to be in the army.
>>23894742
into vidya.
>>23894742
You look like you'd pay for your own meal and drinks on a first date.
I admire you noticing I'm witty and pushy, but I surprisingly don't get alot of pussy.
>>23894771
You know how to have a wild crazy night.
Also, I'm not a fan of tabletop rpgs, but I know people that are. So you're half right!
>>23894991
You're actually shy in real life.
Unlike egoraptor, I have a chin. ;D
>>23894141
8/10 you're gorgeous, just remember to smile!
Just taken at work, Wear a hair net so hairs messed up.
>>23894141
Plays video games, loves reading books.
>>23894148
Smart-ass.
>>23894168
Bisexual.
>>23894189
Thinks he's a lumberjack.
>>23894201
Listens to jazz/blues music.
>>23894206
Seems cool, down to earth kind of guy.
>>23894233
Likes rap music.
>>23894269
Still goes to college/university.
>>23894291
Loves art, especially erotic art.
>>23894345
Athletic type of guy.
>>23894394
Funny guy.
>>23894501
Listens to pop. Has many crushes.
>>23894511
Wastes time watching YouTube and taking selfies.
>>23894589
Has a really sexy/raspy voice.
>>23894645
Quiet but smart.
>>23894742
MILF?
>>23894771
Somewhat cocky.
>>23894991
Makeup addict.
>>23895046
Has a lot of focus when it comes to his priorities in life.
>>23894141
i would fuck you
>>23894991
Insecure as fuck in the real world, hides behind a lot of makeup and odd angles to make herself at least feel pretty on the inernet.
>>23895126
correct, im hugely addicted to makeup :)
>>23895176
im not insecure at all :P only reason i wear "a lot" of makeup is because i fuckin love makeup.
>>23895033
i am pretty shy yeah :)
Sorry guys my photo looks retarded , I was in the middle of talking but it's a few days old...
>>23894141
Sweet girl , but is too shy
>>23894148
Loves grandma , hates videoganes
>>23894168
Jewish and hates Mexicans
>>23894189
Alpha man
>>23894201
Loves to brag about how straight edge he is
>>23894206
Of Swedish decent , wants to be cucked
>>23894233
Gay guy that loves to get expensive mani/pedis and is loud and obnoxious sometimes but is a really good person
>>23894269
Will age like a fine wine
>>23894291
10/10 with beard
>>23894345
Nufag
>>23894394
M'lady
Pretty smart guy, knows c and Ruby on Rails
>>23894501
Kinky as fuck, dope, smart and funny , easy to get along with
>>23894511
Has a counter strike vlog
>>23894589
Was suicidal for a while but is happy now , likes to knit and drink
>>23894645
Will age like a fine wine
>>23894742
Sort of a bitch but has the best personality as a friend , funny & honest. Maybe kinky ?
>>23894771
Please don't be gay you're so hot
>>23894970
Underage
>>23894991
Funny , smart and can be slightly psycho is someone pisses you off..
>>23895046
Voting for Bernie sanders
>>23895126
Has one friend that has nothing in common with you but you get along great
>>23895260
whoah, thats some neat goymagic u got there
>>23894141
self conscious about face, goes to protests to save whales or some bullshit, arsty faggot, tumblr and shit... you get the idea
>>23894148
you were bullied in high school but you got over it, now you just smoke weed
>>23894168
drives a big car like an SUV or a pick up truck because feels like he has to over compensate for something
>>23894189
you're actually dead inside you do hide it well tho, gosu.
>>23894201
barista or some shit, follows trends probably into hippie bullshit, quite ironic
(what's the purpose of that hole in your ear lobe? does it help you achieve a better drag coefficient when you're walking on a windy day?)
>>23894206
you're the pinnacle of normality, normal family, raised in the suburbs, you can blend it anywhere because you look so bland
>>23894233
male attention whore, posts pictures of his slammed honda civic with a fart can for exhaust on instagram
>>23894269
given a glass of wine with the name "california" on it and another glass of wine with the name "france" written on it, you would say the french one definitely tastes better when in reality it is the same shitty dollar box wine from the bottom shelf of the supermarket.
>>23894291
very opinionated, type of guy uses his emotional part of the brain instead of the rational one when shit gets hot
>>23894345
ah you're the innocent normie that always had shit figured out for himself, like a bubble kid, you have problems maintaining/getting into a relationship
>>23894394
chill guy, the funny one but deep down you went thru some shit
>>23894501
impeccable taste, probably european, down to earth, mentally stable, knows her shit, has probably been in a relationship with someone for a while now
>>23894511
you look lactose intolerant, maybe gluten
>>23894589
good person but her kindness can get annoying and suffocating, perfectionist
>>23894742
gold digger, you know you want the fat stacks, dominating in bed, knows how to spend money well, also quite "street smart"
do your worst
>>23895260
I would never vote for Bernie
>>23895277
drag coefficient? i assume you study a physics or maths subject
>>23894168
Doesn't do legs.
>>23894148
Chill dude
>>23894511
Hipster
>>23894589
Checks her fake smile in the mirror before leaving. ;_; I'm sorry.
>>23894645
Lonely
>>23894742
Stuck up but fuckable
>>23894991
Daddy issues
>>23895126
Afraid to grow up
>>23895260
Smokes too much
>>23894771
Takes his shirt off too much
>>23894501
Leo
>>23894394
Doesn't get approached by people but is a cool dude.
>>23894345
Thinks he's funny and cool but his friends laugh about him behind his back
>>23894201
Takes photos of his food
10/10 would bang
Evenly spaced and well proprtioned
>>23895302
Vegas is ready for this 5/10. Who thinks he is a 8/10
Assumptions will be forthcoming.
>>23895302
it's ok. does it show through that i am dead inside
>>23895313
I usually give myself a 3 so thanks for the confidence boost!
>>23895311
Old but loves to have fun. Seems to show up everywhere.
>>23895302
Uses snapchat picture that grows old while he stays eternally young.
>>23895277
Spends at least one hour a day making sure his hair looks messy, but not too messy.
>>23895260
Wears shirts inside out as to get an extra day of wearing them.
>>23894991
Wants to stop children from the Wardrobe from dethroning her.
>>23894742
Looks great. Rode the elevator for 15 minutes until she got it to herself and could take a selfie.
just amazing!
>>23895046
Bernie fan
>>23895126
Plays 10+ hours of video games a day
>>23895260
Normal attractive girl, has a lot of friends and garners male attention
>>23895277
Intelligent and interesting
>>23895302
Bodybuilder, outgoing
>>23895318
Outgoing and fun
>>23895302
what does Leo mean? As in dicaprio? Davinci?zodiac?
>>23894141
you have low self esteem and think you're fat despite actually being fairly intelligent and attractive. you act like a slut cause you don't think you have much value otherwise, but some people actually enjoy being around you. you're an ugly duckling with recent weight loss and exercise, which you feel validates you. you feel guilty for stuff you have little control over.
>>23894148
special snowflake, "intellectually superior"
>>23894168
pretty average/mediocre so you got buff and try to be socially dominant, with mixed results at best. keep chugging that powder bro
>>23894189
half of an annoying showoff, half a decent guy. you could do better if you stopped trying so hard
>>23894201
you have, or have had at least one bad religion shirt
>>23894206
pretty decent overall. you have a lot to offer but haven't quite found what excited you just yet. you'll do well in life and relationships, after learning some lessons you didn't learn growing up. you haven't quite realized you're an introvert and there's nothing abnormal or wrong with that.
>>23894233
you have a solid group of friends and don't have trouble getting along with most people. you're fairly conservative.
>>23894269
you want to be patrick bateman minus the whole killing people thing
>>23894345
you have been and will be a douchebag your entire life. people don't really like you although you deserve this. the earlier your kids realize this about you the better.
>>23894394
you're really cynical about human motivations and relationships. people think you're not that great of a guy, but could be if you tried. you're hesitant to try for fear of being taken advantage of. when you do although it'll he bumpy at first, but worth it in the end. maybe some of your own motivations are a little selfish and you project that on to others, but once you accept that about yourself and work to change it you will, just not overnight
>>23895387
constantly tired, enjoys good literature
>>23895318
used to play a lot of sports when younger
>>23894589
slightly insecure about looks, enjoys a glass or two of red wine on a week night
>>23895302
spends more time in front of the mirror than he would like to
>>23895260
same as in other thread
>>23894991
regularly updates instagram
>>23894771
quiet around new people, but fun once you get to know him
>>23894742
says what she means, likes to get her point across even if it results in conflict
>>23895046
has a very strong stance on politics
>>23894501
you're somewhat privileged and shallow. you have a thing for older men and people who remind you of your dad, but it's really just you're attracted to power.
>>23894511
you're the kid who never really stood out much and you kind of blend in. you're rather lonely. despite that you're fairly happy. when you find what animates you and people you connect with you're going to do real well. you're going to reach out and try, and you should, and piece by piece it will fall into place without you being aware of it
>>23894589
you're great around your friends, but come off bit standoffish to people you don't know
>>23894645
never quite got being around people. you are basically a really good person, whose parents didn't know what to do or missed something. fairly aimless and you aren't sure why. you have tons of potential but you need a mentor or several and people to look up to
>>23894742
everything is a contest for you and you're miserable most of the time. you make the people around you miserable. you go out of your way to hurt others for your own amusement. you get away with it because people don't trust their instincts. you have few lasting relationships, and those people are just as bad as you.
>>23894771
you want to be a chad/douchebag but can't really pull it off. you don't hesitate to take advantage of people. close to a male version of >>23894742, just not as good at it.
>>23894991
self-centered. histrionic as fuck. possibly some borderline traits. you need a lot of work.
>>23895046
you don't care much about your appearance or what other people think. you're slightly perturbed by those who do. the people you're closest to love you and would do anything for you though.
>>23895126
you had a pretty hard life but you're doing ok now. you have dreams but aren't sure how to get there. you have a lot of friends of the types of people that others wouldn't expect.
Not bothered to type to others right now, maybe later.
I await your critique.
>>23895393
Your zodiac sign.
>>23895501
Is there some type of trait Leo's are known for? either it's a US thing, or I'm really out of the loop, lol ^btw, I'm a sagittarius
>>23895466
>borderline traits
what?
>>23895330
lol i get it. cos im pale. cheeky banter mate. good one
>>23895483
just broke up or failed an exam
>>23895451
spends a lot of time indoors
>>23895387
spends a lot on hair care
>>23895318
does judo and owns a bike
>>23895302
drinks a lot
>>23895277
wealthy family
>>23895260
business student
>>23895599
Well shit, actually correct there...
Also, listen to system of a down in thw car at full.
>>23895613
Perfectly normal college student with nothing wrong whatsoever.
>>23895466
Jesus H Christ you're so accurate it's a little unnerving.
>>23895260
smart, funny. there are a ton of guys who can't get the nerve up to talk to you and you try to be nice to them but there's so many.
>>23895277
people assume you're harmless but quickly learn their lesson. despite that, not much you do is ever of any consequence. you come from a family of douchebags and will carry on the tradition. you are aware of your own weaknesses and insecurities but this doesn't prevent you from trying to exploit those of others.
>>23895302
the guy who tries way too hard, then tells people not to take life too seriously. your preferences are dictated almost competetly by what is in style at the time
>>23895318
people love you and you're overall a really great guy. dependable and caring. you'd be the protagonist of a squaresoft rpg. one flaw may be that you're a little closed minded at times and don't stray off the beaten path
>>23895387
you make it through the world pretty well and don't have any difficulty getting the job done. you're probably fairly successful, but lonely. bitter over a series of bad relationships. you have to to deal with a lot of shit and put on a tough facade. you want someone to care about you but don't want to get hurt again. you'd be a tsundere if you were more extroverted.
>>23895451
very focused and goal-oriented. you specialize in something and do really well at it, like a pro gamer or surgeon type. you kind of neglect other aspects of life. you need to call your parents and girlfriend more often
>>23895653
who is this? your ID changed
>>23895661
>You'd be the protagonist of a squaresoft RPG
This is the best compliment I have ever received.
>>23895318 I did actually rate, but my ID changed to this one. >>23895330
Ask me for an opinion, and I'll give you one.
>>23894141
Shy, but making the effort to better her body, respect that enough to forgive the pants.
>>23894148
Could be hitler with a bit of photo editing
>>23894168
Self assured, but only bench and curl bro
>>23894189
Outdoors man! Dresses like a 90s lesbian though.
>>23894201
Reads fashion mags and buzzfeed on the toilet.
>>23894206
Trying to master an instrument, also secretly concerned about balding.
>>23894233
Needs less CS:GO and more self confidence, cant mock the photo angle though.
>>23894269
Spends more time following corporate fashion trends than dating.
>>23894291
Likes the arts and indie films
>>23894345
The flash is painful, but you may be a ginger...lose, lose?
>>23894394
Would invite to renaissance fair or online guild.
>>23894501
Not confident enough to smile, prefers to be on the sidelines and observe.
>>23894511
That date-rape stare man?!? Also into live music....still wouldn't accept a drink from you though.
>>23894589
Reserved with a really goofy sense of humour.
>>23894160
Tiny tiny dick. I have a picture of it on the tiny dick thread. Also premature almost immediately every time. Lots of fun I am. I would shoot on your tits in a heartbeat though, don't get me wrong.
>>23894141
probably hit the gym hard
>>23894501
lives in quite a small village but has a nice car
>>23894511
goes to bars a lot but doest enjoy most of the times.
>>23894742
likes and has been in italy
>>23895126
plays a lot of mmorpg
I do not fit in here.
>>23894141
Jesus OP you are 100% my type. Life ain't fair that girls like you exist.
>>23896193
Brazilian who has killed before and will kill again. Likely a homosexual.
>>23894991
You look like a drama mask. And clearly you cannot make good life decisions because you have a stupid fucking septum piercing.
>>23894168
I assume you have applied for the bachelorette at least once
>>23894201
I assume you can weld
>>23894206
I assume you have many female friends
>>23894269
I assume you have or are working towards a business degree
>>23894394
I assume you watch a lot of anime
>>23894501
I assume your an English teacher
>>23894511
I assume you play guitar or bass in a basic rock band
>>23894589
I assume you are a sweet person
>>23894742
I assume you come off as stuck up but are actually quite slutty
>>23894771
I assume you live in Cali or somewhere coastal
>>23894991
I assume your a vampire/ you are super pretty!!
>>23895126
I assume you have a small group of close friends
>>23895260
I assume you can kick anyone's ass
>>23895277
I assume you smoke a lot of pot
>>23895302
I assume your a bro and you vape
>>23895387
I assume your a very angry person
don't h8 m80s
>>23896214
You look a lot like Robin Williams, so I assume I like you
>>23894141
Over all you just look like an ok person.
I wouldn't expect to see you getting irrationally made at someone for not liking a band or opinion you like.
>You also kind of look like a person who wouldn't be a total cunt so that's something
>>23896214
Bro you look like most of the people I'm freinds with.
10/10
![IMG_20160605_135634274[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QWPmMfA.jpg "IMG_20160605_135634274[1].jpg")
>>23894141
Works out at the gym to be worked out in the bed
>>23894148
Hipster fag, probs supports communism/socialism or some other bullshit that we know doesn't work
>>23894168
Trucks and guns, trucks and guns
>>23894201
Leads the mosh pit like a boss
>>23894206
STEM boi
>>23894233
has a waifu unironically
>>23894269
frat boi
>>23894291
computer science major
>>23894345
smoke weed e'ery day
>>23894394
MI'LADY
>>23894501
Moar trucks n guns
>>23894511
Dem eyes say serial killer
>>23894589
cute chic from other assume thread. Thinks she's bad-looking, needs to know she ain't
>>23894645
School shooter
>>23894742
Has her life together
>>23894771
Surfs up, brah
>>23894970
Bi af
>>23894991
Was scene in high school
>>23895046
Also has his shit together
>>23895126
Vidya is love, vidya is life
(cont.)
>>23895599
you like megamind
>>23895613
you hate 3 of your friends but they don't know it
>>23896193
you used to watch Dragon Ball Z
>>23896214
you're a butcher
>>23896287
you once chocked your bf and he passed out accidentally
>>23896291
u suck dick
>>23896328
you think nofap is a godsend
fml
>>23896342
Reincarnation of earthworm Jim.
>>23895260
Sloot
>>23895277
Parties often, gets laid often
>>23895302
Army vet?
>>23895318
Secretly gay
>>23895387
Tired of everyone's shit
>>23895451
NEET
>>23895483
Works in a cubicle
>>23895535
History nut
>>23895599
Bouncer
>>23895613
college student
>>23896193
Music is love, music is life
>>23896214
Drinks too much
>>23896287
Gave parents the middle finger at 18 and walked out
>>23896291
Masturbates all day, e'ery day
>>23896328
Bro, weed
Okay, don't usually do this but I'm curious.
>>23894645
Inspired by the fashion sense of andy Warhol.
>>23894742
Well off, but still feels like something is empty inside.
>>23894771
Likes to look like a surfer but wont get hair wet. Chilled otherwise
>>23894991
Never got that much attention growing up, dresses and piercing to compensate. Tells anyone else its an expression or something.
>>23895046
Food industry by day, vicious internet troll and coder by night.
>>23895126
Would role more than a traditional dice.
>>23895260
Make up to accentuate features, even though better without it. Can be catty.
21 usa/canada
honestly assume me pls
>>23896342
you're sweet, th-thank you
>>23896403
Forgot pic..
>>23896412
Casual guy down for most things and occasional weed smoker?
>>23896453
I get psychosis from weed though.
>>23896429
You're welcome haha
>>23896444
A faggot who thinks he is tough, drinks on the weekends makes fun of people. And always posts shit on Facebook or Instagram about lifting weights.
>>23894141
Doesn't actually spend much time at the gym.
>>23894148
Amateur photographer
>>23894168
Skips leg day once a month
>>23894189
Named his chainsaw
>>23894201
Has two roommates
>>23894206
People don't take his picture often
>>23894269
Judges people based on what they wear
>>23894501
Owns more shorts than leggings
>>23894511
Loves Ed Hardy
>>23894589
More than averagely kinky
>>23894742
Tells people that she gives great blowjobs; actually average
>>23894771
Doesn't own a brush
>>23894991
Owns enough makeup to make Trump pretty
>>23895126
Always carries the backpack
>>23895260
Listens to electronica
>>23895277
Lives at home to save money to buy his own
>>23895302
Massive douchebag
>>23895387
Resting bitch face prevents guys from saying hi
>>23895599
Will eventually have a Ph.D
>>23896287
Weeaboo
>>23896342
Just got home from a strip club
>>23896466
Far from it, i don't act tough, rarely drink. I don't bully anyone as i was bullied in school and never post about the gym haha
>>23896412
Drags his significant other out on hobbies that they don't enjoy, but you do.
>>23896379
Thinks looks>grades and has it planned to snag some guy with high earning potential and just coast.
>>23896352
Lives with parents and hates it, but has no intent to leave that sheltered life.
>>23896342
That drama nerd/regular nerd that does sporty things. Massive faggot and some of your teammates hate you, but you keep up with it since you enjoy it.
>>23896287
Plays a shit ton of games and gets drunk/high most nights. You've cheated on boyfriends before but they forgave you since you're a primordial beast in bed. Actually a smart person.
>>23895277
Mommies boy. (Who else would encourage a bieber haircut?)
>>23895302
Party Hard! Hungover for 3 days afterwards.
>>23895318
Smiling,charismatic, people person. Imagine a painful method of killing everyone he meets.
>>23895387
Comes across as a bitch at first glance, loyal friend for life afterwards.
>>23895451
Hey, its hobo stab, I remember you.
>>23895483
Ugh, dafuq. (Yes I did just do that)
>>23895535
Tourist /10
>>23895599
See>>23895616
>>23896193
Prom kings best friend...always a bridesmaid.
>>23896214
Dude from home improvement?
>>23896287
Actually somewhat attractive, but a bit sloppy. Poses awkwardly so we cant see.
>>23896291
Insert police academy theme song.
>>23896342
Works as a stage prop artist. Also, no cubicle in my life so far.
>>23896352
Lives with people who would judge youe selfie, thus the shower curtain.
>>23896379
Great hairstyle, what went wrong with the eyebrows? Also, boobs.
>>23896412
I Assume you have spent more than a week consecutively in a RV.
>>23896472
A faggot who will vote for Bernie because "fuck the system socialism works racist white male" Also would let his wife/gf fuck a nigger to prove he is not racist.
>>23896483
You assume my boobs?
>>23896480
>Drags his significant other out on hobbies that they don't enjoy, but you do
I've never had a "significant other" and my hobby is shitposting
>>23896483
May I ask why you say I look like I've spent time in an RV, I am genuinely curious.
thanks,
>>23894771
aspiring actor
>>23894991
shy, has her own YT make up channel
>into vidya
Not crazy over it, but from time to time
>>23895033
>don't get a lot of pussy
you totally should with those qualities
>pay for yourself
not only on a first date
>>23895126
socially awkard, math major
>>23895260
College student, likes outdoors and photography
>Sort of a bitch but has the best personality as a friend , funny & honest. Maybe kinky ?
I can be blatant straight forward. They called me Margaret Thacher in college. Honest and kinky for sure
>>23895277
alcoholic and a pot head, bisexual
>gold digger
not at all
>dominating in bed
absolutely. not only in bed. I keep my boyfriend in line
>>23895302
vet, philosophy and history enthusiast, business major
>>23895318
closeted gay
>>23895387
mental health issues, lack of sex
>>23895451
shut it and shy, can't understand when girls signal him
you are absolutely right about assumptions about me
>>23895466
not at all
>>23895483
nature lover, hiker and cyclist
>>23895535
painter, dancer
>>23895599
thinks that one day will play Ghengis Khan
>>23895613
college student, total slut
>>23896193
gamer and house party addict, drinker
>likes and has been in italy
Yes. Why?))
>>23896214
Would made a a list actor without problems
>>23896287
into bdsm, daddy issues, substance abuse
>quite slutty
I have the same boyfriend since semptember 2011 and I didn't allow anything remotely sexual first three month.
>>23896328
Fit, gun-lover, high self esteem, Russian, Scandinavian or German, active in nationalist groups
>>23896342
is a joker in all companies, pissed off teachers in high school
>>23896379
single mom
>>23896472
Frequents organic markets,thrift stores and animal shelters(good on you for that).
>>23896480
Very intense personality, could lecture about the merits of SQL for days.
>>23896489
No, honourable mention since they take up basically half of the pic :p
>>23896496
Looks like you are in a diner, the type that you find around campsite rich areas. (Pretty good breakfast menua tho). Also the t-shirt looks like a summer camp shirt.
Nothing wrong with enjoying the outdoors.
>>23896444
Almost missed ya!
Looks like he belongs at a foo fighters concert, but would rather be home petting his effeminately named cat.
>>23896352
Lives as though each day is monday
>>23896379
That one white chic who only dates black guys
>>23896412
The funny guy in the group
>>23896444
The one actually decent hipster there is
>>23896472
Edward Snowden admirer. Also, haven't been to one of those yet
>>23896480
Hacker supreme. Also, you're spot on (mostly). Actually garnered a lot of respect on the field and em str8
>>23896522
>Looks like you are in a diner
That is a fair assumption though, I can see how you came up with it.
The pic is at Katz's deli in Manhattan. And my shirt is from a dank brewery in Vermont.
never spent a day outdoors in m ylife
>>23896444
I realised I didn't assume others, apologies!
>>23894141
Nerdy girl, probably plays a lot of league? Is cute but doesn't take compliments well.
>>23894148
Just an average Joe, doesn't make much noise around but genuine guy to be friends with.
>>23894168
My thoughts are that this guy focus's alot on himself, probably flirts and chats with other girls despite having a girlfriend.
>>23894201
Likes nerdy stuff, goes to gigs and loves films, maybe not confident with girls?
>>23894233
That guy that will do favours for a lot of people and doesn't expect anything back. That nice guy.
>>23894291
Artistic guy, probably does photography and has deep thoughts.
>>23894394
Laidback kinda dude, drinks beer oftenly and listening to music a lot to chill out. Probably a bit moody at a young age but chilled out over time.
>>23894501
Shy girl but friendly, has wealthy parents and she knows it.
>>23894589
Can be a bit loud at parties, doesn't give a fuck; dances like no ones watching, loves to chat.
>>23894742
I think you'd be quite snooty, reserved and wouldn't give change to a homeless person.
>>23895387
Girl whose had shit in her life but is totally independent and strong. Loves her friends and just breezes by.
>>23895613
Possibly the quiet girl growing up, went to uni and slept with a few girls and now you're pretty open about things and just an genuine person.
>>23896214
Spends more time playing games or watching things then doing something. Is kind hearted and friendly.
>>23896527
Aww thanks man! Haha
>>23896472
votes for Bernie Sanders, tattoo artist or journalist, tries to grow his own weed, interracial porn addict
>Tells people that she gives great blowjobs
I don't give blowjobs. At all.
>>23896480
architect or IT guy, good family, comfortable and calm life
>>23896539
>never spent a day outdoors in m ylife
Maybe its time Anon, maybe its time.
>>23896287
Don't smoke at all or vape. It's a huge turn off actually.
>>23896480
>>23896472
You are a Bernie cuck.
>>23896444
You feel the need to always try to impress people.
>>23896412
Good fisherman
>>23896379
Fat girl that doesn't realize she's fat.
>>23896352
anime junkie
>>23896342
You are average at everything
>>23896328
You love adidas
>>23896291
Low self esteem
>>23896287
To proud for her own good
>>23896214
You like craft beers.
>>23896193
You watch Elliot Hulse videos
>>23895613
You hate sucking cocks
>>23895599
You are into LARP
>>23895535
Talk too much about his travel
>>23895451
Whiteknight
>>23895387
You burp loudly
>>23895302
You used to be fat
>>23895277
You believe in identity politic
>>23895260
You pretend you are 'so random' but you are faking it
>>23895046
You are a feminist
>>23894991
Trans
>>23894771
You dream of living in Minnesota
>>23894511
You have been to several "Thirty seconds to mars" concerts
>>23894345
you tried skating but gave up
>>23894394
you work in fast food
>>23894233
you have no friends
>>23894206
you never finished season one of Portlandia
>>23896480
you still sit at the kids table on thanksgiving
>>23896472
you live in an urban environment, support bernie sanders and you one sucked off a black guy
>>23896352
you called your grandma"nana"
>>23896561
maybe it is
>>23896503
>vet, philosophy and history enthusiast, business major
What the fuck, are you god?
>>23896503
>nature lover, hiker and cyclist
Thank you, but I only cycled in my teens.
>>23896472
Insists he's not a hipster, tries his best to be an outdoorsy person who drinks whiskey and smokes, but needs his phone at all times for Instagram.
>>23896480
The above dude's younger, nerdier brother.
>>23896444
Loves Metalcore, but is open to all music. Except country.
>>23896412
You look supremely average. You game and youre studying to become an engineer.
>>23896328
Extreme narcissist
>>23896214
...doesn't fit in here. ;)
>>23896567
>Be this anon right here
>Insult everyone in an assume thread
>No guts to even show your face
>Hang yourself in 6 months out of loneliness
>Tfw 1 mile wide radius of empty around your cancerous coffin
Post yoself, faggot. I insulted everyone too
>>23896594
>>23896444
Don't care for metalcore... eclectic music taste yes, some country is good.
You on the other hand:
Try to impress guys, want to be one of the guys, into motorbikes because your dad used to take you out for rides. Doesn't do relationships well?
>>23896599
Is he not pointing to post ending in 480?
>>23896594
More badass than the dudes she hangs with
>>23896612
oops. my bad
>>23896480
Not my kind of style but like your face .
Sry just Screenshots.
>>23896618
He cool then
>>23896621
Is that Lol from This Is England?
>>23896607
Well I recently got a Harley and joined an MCC, and I've been single for a fair while, so you're mostly right. It was both my Dad and Mum though :p
>>23896613
You're goddamn right I am!
>>23896632
Not bad not bad! Look like you'd be a wild night too.
>>23896629
No .
>>23896621
Also not my style, but I also like your face.
>>23896594
Does extreme stuff as an adult in order to make up for a sheltered childhood, but you still love, and live close to, your parents.
I am younger, and maybe slightly younger.
>>23896522
perhaps I am intense, but I know nothing about programming.
>>23896594
>You look supremely average. You game and youre studying to become an engineer.
thanks. I only ever played a play station 1, And I don't even know what an engineer does
>>23896640
Heh, I'll admit I'm into some pretty kinky stuff.
>>23896644
We get along well enough, especially myself and my Dad. I wasn't too sheltered though.
>>23896655
Welp, guess I completely missed the mark there. Also I should clarify that I don't think your face is average, just that your style is pretty generic.
>>23896670
We should go to a metalcore concert... paha.
>>23896683
Depends on the band, bud :p
Some Metalcore is actually pretty decent, like Avenged and Killswitch
>>23896581
Just a woman with an insight.
>>23896594
kinkster, promiscuous, courageous
>>23896621
people of Asian, MENA, Jewish and African descent don't feel comfortable around
>>23895599
assistant Manager at Jimmy Johns, and you drink too much.
>>23895451
You are still in the closet
>>23895318
you can do a rad backflip
>>23895277
you work at a family fun center as the go-kart attendant
>>23894771
you own a schnauzer or a Scottie, also Aryan/10
>>23894645
You eat papa Murphy's on the reg
>>23896691
Agreed :P
>>23896670
>I'm into some pretty kinky stuff.
Is that all the tease we get, or would you care to tease just a bit more?
>>23894148
people really want to punch you in the face
>>23894168
you considered suicide when they stopped making Skittles Bubblegum.
>>23894189
you were raised right, by loving parents
>>23894201
you've never had you own apartment to yourself, you ride an bike to work, and you are voted for Bernie
>>23895302
you tried meth once and haven't been the same since
>>23895387
you own a patchwork jacket
t>>23895613
you used to work at greatclips
>>23895404
You my friend, hit the nail right on the fucking head, I can't hold a relationship for more than like 3 months at a time, still waiting to find that person that actually makes my knees spaghetti.
>>23894991
Thanks! You're also my type c:
>>23895260
Trust me, if I could grow a beard, I would have done it years ago, i'm cursed with the baby faced whiskers.
>>23895723
VERY CONCERNED ABOUT BALDING D:
>>23896692
>Just a woman with an insight.
Well I'm honestly impressed you hit that nail on the head. You weren't vague either.
The only person so far that didn't insist I was a douche bag with an ego. Studying to get my masters In Business but my first love has always been history and knowing how things work and a vet but I never tell anyone ever.
>>23896692
...sounds about right.
You seem like a classy, upper middle class lady who loves to dom in the bedroom.
>>23896701
Well that's settled then :p
>>23896720
I enjoy humiliating and degrading people, trampling them, spitting on them, using them as furniture, that kinda stuff. I'm also into micro/macro play.
>>23896756
you would cringe if you met me, and make a bitchy face behind my back
>>23894141
Nigga are those space pants? You just shut the game down with that one. Nice
>>23896756
Is known as a bit of an academic, despite being an athlete.
>>23896756
You try really hard to make it look like you aren't trying.
>>23896594
Loves zombie movies.
>>23896480
You say "sir" a lot trying to get someone's attention.
>>23896472
Check out my twitch channel!
>>23896444
Stop skipping leg day.
>>23896412
PO Box in the friend zone.
>>23896352
"The Big Bang Theory" getting big is the best thing to ever happen to you.
>>23896342
Likes getting bossed around by MILFs.
>>23896328
Bisexual.
>>23896291
Used to skate, or BMX? Just recently realized you've been objectifying women your whole life.
>>23896287
Lost it young, but not tragically.
You've all been so nice to me, have some cynical assumptions.
>>23896767
>I enjoy humiliating and degrading people
*tugs collar* is it hot in here?
>>23896738
history is just amazing thing to explore. If you'd like contemporary British and American authors, try out Patrick Buchanan and Peter Hitchens.
>>23896767
Not only in bedroom. I use corporal punishment on my boyfriend not only as a part of sex play, but as an actual measure to counter stupid behavior. In university and at work too. They didn't nickname me MT for nothing.
>>23896767
Got kik? ;) haha
>>23896799
>PO Box in the friend zone.
jokes on you fag, I don't have friends
>>23894234
Even if you're being sarcastic, I don't get it...
>>23896799
I do love zombie movies!
And also
>*tugs collar* is it hot in here?
Into that I assume?
>>23896805
I do, it's Twigsofdeath
>>23896799
I do say "sir" a lot, though mostly because I'm prior military. trying to kick that habit.
>>23896756
You're a smiley and happy person on the outside but worry a lot about what people think
>>23896621
You take drugs
>>23896594
You sell drugs
>>23896480
You look smarter than you are
>>23896444
You are trying too hard
>>23896859
The cross on your neck would be perceived as ironic by most people looking at you superficially, but it's no longer questioned by those who know you well.
>>23896850
Nah dude, that's character. Unless you need to come off as authoritative, but you probably don't have any problem with that.
>>23896829
>Into that I assume?
Not exactly in the ways you specified, but a take-charge woman is pretty hot desu. "MT" is probably more my style, judging by what she just said.
>>23896859
I bet you've got some newports handy.
>>23895289
yes! civil engineering
>>23895330
my hair is a separate organism from my body, i'm not responsible for it, we simply live in symbiosis.
>>23895387
no and no
(you do look like a potential friend tho)
>>23895599
family used to be wealthy, curious how you guessed that. Also you're the guy that drives a bike to work
>>23895661
hello fellow sociopath, people always assume I'm everything but harmless, my family does consist of a bunch of douchebags, was pretty much raised by a pack of wolves but you got me pretty well, curious to see what you look like
>>23896859
I hate when bitches wear hats, it's annoying as fuck and looks retarded
>>23896874
Too many long words /10
>>23896891
Why do you think that?
>>23896894
I love you too
>>23894141
You look like a fake intellectual girl.
>>23896894
I hate when salty tryhards try hard. It's annoying as fuck and looks retarded.
>>23896909
You first: Do you have some?
>>23896909
>Too many long words...
Sorry, anon.
>>23896756
Quiet, emotional charged.
>>23896621
Says they don't care what people say about them, but really does
>>23896594
Really wants to be 'one of the guys'
>>23896480
IT guy in the group
>>23896472
Loves to try new kinds of microbrews
>>23896891
I suppose, but I'd rather call someone that because I respect them rather than it being a habit of calling every jerkwad who likes his rank more than people that.
>>23896891
MT? Like, mistress, or...?
>>23896909
>Too many long words /10
This is hilarious because I instantly thought you were the typical jersey girl and now its verified.
>>23896932
The woman who posted this.
>>23896801
>>23896940
Oh right, yeah. Must remember to engage NY brain more often ;)
>>23896503
yeah i thought so. Really good trait to have in a person if you ask me.
You're half right about me too
>>23896939
what can i say..? i make dreams come true
>>23896892
ah nice man, was thinking bout studying it, ended up just going for physics in the end
>>23896567
I'm cis but I do get called trans a lot. I love drag queens so my makeup is often inspired by them since I find their art so beautiful :)
>>23896737
Cheers cutie!
>>23896287
not a vampire but might as well be :p
>>23895260
People can only piss me off if I care about them cos I get pissed off if something harms them or they make a decision that fucks them over. I don't tend to get psycho unless someone seriously seriously fucks up
>>23896266
I wouldn't call having a septum piercing a "life decision" since I can literally just take it out or flip it up and have it be completely invisible whenever I want :')
>>23896342
I had an emo phase (I'm still kind of coming out of it, but I definitely don't wear anywhere near as much black as I used to) but I was never scene desu
Take your best shot.
>>23895387
native
>>23894141
Real cute. Nice lookin body. Tits look great. 7/10 but wonderin bout the booty ya knooo
>>23894141
>>23894219
>>23894224
Aww I was hoping I would find out if I actually knew you
>>23897706
As though there were people in the thread who didn't realize exactly what you were trying to do. Also, there's a reason she stopped posting. Congratulations for being the creeper of the month.
>>23894394
Bam is that u?
np dude!
>>23896859
You think you're about 30 IQ points more intelligent than you actually are.
>>23896756
Is usually quiet and reserved, but when you feel even the slightest bit pressured in a social situation you turn in to a party animal.
>>23896621
Likes to read and really wants to write but can't find the motivation, loves dive bars
>>23895277
You need constant female validation and/or admiration because you are hung up on a girl that doesn't want you.
Have a Blast
>>23897978
You used to weigh more, and you run a free-as-in-freedom GNU/Linux operating system.
>>23897978
has bad posture
>>23897978
You're Quickginger
>>23896922
is or was in the military, beast in bed, sexually virile
>>23896932
>>23896940
MT is short for Magrsret Thatcher.
>mistress
would make even more sense if you put it that way.
I think you wouldn't really like my style, if you understand how it really goes. It is not some easy play with a whip that can be stopped at any moment. Once you assume position, I won't stop until it's done, there is no safe words there. I inflict actual severe long-lasting pain. It's very tough corporal discipline.
>>23897467
was kicked out of college, still can't figure things out
>>23897840
insecure about himself, tries to establish dominance in group and fails
>>23897978
you have good math and programming skills
why not
>>23900360
What's it like being the son of Willem DaFoe?
>>23894141
Sporty babe, spends a little too much time checking other girls out in showers 11/10 but how did you get such big shoulders? Just genetics or do you work out?
>>23894742
the tits look well hung after the double masectomy, stop adopting african babies and mother me :(
>>23894991
there is NO way you are not in wicca or satanism or some kind of lesbian goat play. I can literally see eternity in your fauxbrows.
>>23895387
are you that pornstar that does all the gangbangs?
>>23896328
rapeface
>>23896352
getrapedface
>>23896621
fugggg i love your style, pls poast more cute outfits
>>23896756
chubby cheeks DONT TRY TO HIDE IT YOU FAT FACE FATTY
>>23896859
doing that with your eyebrows and showing frown lines literally makes you look like a 30 year old single mom.
>>23897237
holy shit marry me, so many stylish girls ITT :D I want to lick cake from your belly button.
>>23896248
no I dont kill
>>23896567
elliot rodgers sometimes
>>23897754
in a commited ralation with his sister
>>23897840
goes to the local high school to harass girls
>>23900360
racist
>>23896621
smokes but doesnt do drugs
>>23896594
only male friends
>>23896472
javascript programmer , uses Iphone
>>23897913
hi mandi
>>23896352
Charlie?
>>23901013
punk
>>23901013
I really like this.
>>23896287
nah, definitely not a pot smoker, I don't do drugs very often but I think you do
>>23896384
I do party often but I don't get laid at all trust me, by the way love the picture, it has everything, baseball trophies, a bunch of dollars on the background, doesn't get any more suburbs than that, are you going to business school to work on daddy's firm?
>>23896472
nah i'm renting a room, something my mother comes by. you're the type of guy that appreciates modern art and sits on starbucks with his laptop browsing /soc
>>23896483
bieber haircut has a long story, but i got rid of it now (pic related). you get a different chick to sleep in your bed every weekend don't you? you seem empty
>>23896503
>Bisexual
Nope nope nope, dicks that ain't mine weird me out, i'm also a fascist, alcoholic? maybe, but I'm definitely not a pot head, I do smoke a pack a day tho. you are cute and you know how to dress but shit i'm sorry for the guy that is in a relationship with you, he must suffer quite a bit, you seem like too much to handle
>>23896567
I don't believe in politics, I'm in favour of an absolute monarchy, people are too dumb to decide what they want for themselves. I also feel like the person in charge of things needs to have a highly specialized training and education since an early age, what does an actor or a rapper know about politics?
I would assume things about you but you didn't post a picture
>>23896700
Getting my masters in civil engineering and I tutor kids, algebra and calculus. You look like the typical computer science student, games a lot on his xbox, normie.
>>23896756
seen you before, you're cute, you're very active on shit like instagram and twitter or facebook, something like that, you're not as girly as people think
>>23894141
Sends nude pics
>>23894148
Plays guitar
>>23894168
Female to Male trans
>>23894189
Spends a lot of time with his family
>>23894201
Has gotten laid three times in his life
>>23894206
Bi or gay
>>23894233
Works hard for many things
>>23894269
Lives in France
>>23894345
Likes FPS-games
>>23894394
Cool nerd
>>23894501
Wants to have kids some day
>>23894511
Works at restaurant
>>23894589
Has had depression in the past
>>23894645
A finn
>>23894742
Likes clean, well-mannered, bulky, beardy guys
>>23894771
Works with animals
>>23894970
University guy
>>23894991
NEET
>>23895046
Questions his looks a bit
>>23895126
Plays Warhammer
>>23895260
Works in a hotel or a restaurant
>>23895277
Tired of these faggots in 4chan
>>23895302
Thinks Vegas isn't ready
>>23895387
Lives in burgerland
>>23895451
Is gonna find that speshul someone
>>23895599
Lives in Scandinavia
>>23896193
Listens to techno
>>23896287
Is the weird/autistic one of her group
>>23896756
Likes beardy guys
>>23896859
Is a christian
>>23897237
Is a bit artsy
>>23897467
Likes weed
Too lazy to assume the rest
>>23901180
What do you mean fellow scandinavian friend, "tired of these faggots in 4chan"?
>>23901272
I dunno
Just checked a few words from your post and then wrote something
A bit tired now, so can't come with much anything
here we go
>>23901300
you need a nap!
>>23901315
A night sleep really
It's 1:36 AM here
>>23901313
10/10
lost your virginity on your own terms.
Working on assumptions now, this is a huge thread on mobile.
>>23900032
Wasn't in the military. Told the barber to give me the military discount cut though.
>>23901313
uses instagram too often
>>23901348
does not like the cold
>>23903104
probably has genital tattoos or piercings
>>23903119
crossdresser
lemme have it
go on
>>23904824
Chill and dabbles in recreational drug use. Probably a blast to veg out with.
>>23901313
8.5/10
You like Lana del Rey
>>23901348
8/10
Upper middle class with a steady office job
>>23903104
9/10
You're a hipster
>>23903119
7/10
You spend half of your day clubbing
>>23904851
Chad/10
Probably have an average/small sized cock
>>23904851
Not even close to Zyzz. Not even close to YYZ.
>>23904906
If I get scoliosis can I obtain Scooby mode
>>23904914
Only if you're natty. Don't go looking for a fishing hat yet...
>>23904921
I knew I shouldn't have taken creatine
>>23904851
pretty much nailed it. i'm a pretty frequent, but limited user. try not to overdo it too much so it stays enjoyable.
>>23901180
the irony
>>23903206
From a warm climate, don't mind the cold but I do love Hawaiian shirts. All in all good assessment.
>>23904889
'Preciate the 8/10 lower middle class, currently on the job hunt, graduating college in 2 months.
>>23906613
Peter Dinklage found a magic mushroom!
He's supposed to look like Hugh Laurie though...
hello world
>>23894269
I assume you're rather wealthy, or at least your parents are
>>23894501
I assume you're into fashion and generally nice, but also enjoy the occasional gossip. You sometimes think of doing something wild to your hair
>>23894771
You have commitment issues
>>23895260
Sometimes you miss your ex
>>23896328
You're a daredevil but you're also depressed
>>23896756
You have a guilty pleasure, and it's watching the kardashians from time to time
