Good evening /soc/. We post pictures and assume stuff about people. Good or bad. Just get the conversation going
>>23887847
Harrison?
Yes, it is me, the one you call Harrison. How do you do?
>>23887865
You look like a guy I know
we might actually know each other
>>23887847
wot you gonna do about et
>>23887847
Extremely liberal and hip, ladies man.
>>23887847
Weed head
>>23887847
I'm making an aggravating face but whatever.
I feel like you've tried psychedelics and are a chill guy
These coca-cola commericals are dumb but not as bad as the Mercury car insurance ones
>>23887991
Doesn't actually listen to Nirvana.
>>23887991
Has had at least three different hair colors
>>23888017
Dreams of an eight pack
oh hey bruv! so this is the longer hair/beard now. i kinda like the stubble but you still look good.
lets see... you enjoy taking the pot to unwind and you don't like strangers asking you to post penis?
>>23887987
Professional in the streets, even more professional in the sheets.
>>23888028
Is *insert animal name*-kin
>>23888017
Cool guy but has some anger issues at times
>>23888028
Up and down emotionally it's cool though I am too. Interesting life
>>23887847
Smokes weed daily
>>23887987
Pays alimony
>>23887991
Doesn't have any pets, keeps the fish tank for decoration
>>23888017
Should probably stop cumming on the mirror
>>23888028
Has never washed that hat
>>23887991
bait
>>23887847
You look you went to a school for learning disabilities and its your darkest secret
>>23887987
Can make some mediocre nachos
>>23888028
Was into vine for a while
>>23888060
Grape to be around.
>>23888094
Chooses White Owl over Game.
>and it hurts to see fine people go down this road.
>>23887987
you are an intelligent man who can build his own stuff and generaly can understand how stuff works
>>23887991
you have big daddy issues
>>23888014
you are secretly self concious about the size and shape of your head
>>23888060
you are smart, but socially anxious
>>23888064
you think that in several way you are superior tu people. you seem very confident and unique, but you are deeply insecure
>>23888060
browses /r9k/ all day
>>23888060
Just marry the grapes already.
>>23888094
Tries to run with a gang and watch anime at the same time.
>>23888064
Has sold risqué pictures of herself. I want to see them...
>>23888060
The Grape Whisperer.
>>23888028
Does drugs, watches weird shows, depressed but fun gal.
>>23887991
Spends her nights on soc.
>>23887987
>>23887987
lul at this ramzpaul first post
>>23887847
Likes opeth
>>23887987
Has poor vision
>>23887991
Likes Seinfeld
>>23888014
Puts a lot of sugar in coffee
>>23888028
Shares pics about tattoos on fb
>>23888188
>ramzpaul
Ha, this guy's like a funnier, deadpan Sam Hyde.
@op aside from heroin you are probably very desirable to women
>>23887847
listens to metal
>>23887991
changes her hair colour every 6 months
>>23888014
plucks unibrow hairs
>>23888017
doesn't wash his mirror enough
>>23888028
nipples pierced
>>23888060
nipples pierced
>>23888064
wears wigs
>>23888094
is the whitest black guy in your group of friends
>>23888187
all black wardrobe because you sweat a lot
>>23888231
straightens hair / has worn makeup before
>>23887991
Drug addict and shotgun abuser
>>23888418
Well at least you're wrong about the make up part
>>23888432
part marks
>>23888440
>>23888392
insecure since had to hide face yet has a gym body
>>23888418
drug scum
>>23888231
closeted
>>23888187
contemplating opening a cuckold relationship with gf
>>23888094
the black guy with only white friends
>>23888064
le quirky type but is actually boring
>>23888060
leaked government documents
>>23888028
kinda cute but you look like you smell
>>23888017
beat by his dad when he was younger and is now a tough man
>>23888014
just punchable
>>23887991
u rem,ind me of someone
>>23887987
would be raised by
>>23887847
crucified by the jews
>>23888465
never done any hard drugs senpai but nice try
>hides five-head with bandana
>>23888465
Spot on as heck I'm a human potato
>>23887991
yeah you look like this girl with cerebal palsy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk
>>23888465
Might be rude
>>23888187 Has mostly white ankle socks;
>>23888231 Indulges platonic inflatuations;
>>23888418 Is a smoker;
>>23888465 Likes action films and is horrible at drawing.
>>23887847
you think shampoo is bad for your hair
>>23887991
mostly you think about what other people are thinking about you
>>23888014
you've changed your hairstyle a dozen times and you're still not sure if you have it
>>23888017
seriously considering the army as a career path
>>23888028
you think you like doctor who differently than the rabid fanbase
>>23888060
you read books mostly so you can feel superior to people who don't
>>23888064
you have, without irony, refered to yourself as a "faerie"
>>23888094
you're not the person you posted a picture of
>>23888187
you're on 4chan because you're lonely and this is the only place you feel connected to others (oh wait thats everyone)
>>23888231
miiiiiiidwest. the midwestest.
>>23888392
photoshopped your picture and you kind of hoped someone would call you out on it
>>23888418
you do more and harder drugs than anyone in this thread
>>23888465
you played magic cards in the highschool halls every single day
>>23888550
Frequently writes snarky comments about conservatives on social media.
>>23888550
>>23888546
what is it about me that makes people think I do hard drugs?
i've smoked weed like 3 times, and drink like once a month. that's it.
>>23888569
mild acne, hair, and a little bit in the eyes
>>23888579
pretty concise. thanks anon
>>23888546
Platonic inflatuations wat
>>23888610
After making breakfast , sometimes puts the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard
>>23887991
Your dead inside. You have only a few friends and one that is really close to you.
>>23888014
You talk fast, you try to fit in but havnt really been accepted by many people.
>>23888017
This is a hard read. Your decently healthy, not a whole lot going on in your life. Your. Jesus take the wheel kinda guy and you more often just go with the flow.
>>23888028
Introvert but sophisticated. You can hold an intelligent conversation with someone and that surprises new people that you meet. The general population makes you sick to your stomach, and you have been through quite a bit in your life. Probably had a mother who was single when she had you.
>>23888060
World of warcraft
>>23888613
was touched as a kid
>>23888610
enjoys carpentry as a hobby
>>23888662
able to keep one eye on the streets and one eye on the hoes
>>23888569
>hard drugs
Haha, I assume you have crack on your mind again, because that's hardly what I'd call some cigarettes.
Also, Australian, and keeps long lasting friendships;
>>23888617 Infatuation*
My apologies.
>>23888550
Your a dork, you have atleast one brother that is probably older than you. Maybe a sister but most likely brother. Your parents were married and you had a pretty normal upbringing.
>>23888613
Has social anxiety
>>23888418
Sleeps on his stomach
>>23888231
Brooding edgelord
>>23888094
Objectively good sense of humor
>>23888064
Spellcaster irl
>>23888060
Genuinely confused by grapes
>>23888465
You are wearing the black bandana to try and compensate for your mediocre looks and nerdiness. You have never had a serious girlfriend. You arent a very responsible person and you do things you wouldnt normally do to be accepted by your peers. You watch porn and masterbate a lot. Your father expects a lot from you.
>>23888682
>sleeps on stomach
what?
>>23888677
I didn't mean to imply weed or alcohol were hard drugs.
also I'm Canadian, and have a terrible time keeping friendships. I actually just lost a close female friend of like 8 years because we became intimate for a few months and it ruined everything in the end.
>>23888392
Pretty sure you photoshopped somebody elses face onto yours. Words couldnt even describe how sorry I am for you. Good luck in life kiddo.
>>23887847
SJW
>>23887991
scene girl?
>>23888014
sensitive
>>23888017
serious
>>23888028
is quite popular but actually hates everyone
>>23888060
works in IT
>>23888064
artist
>>23888094
really chill
>>23888187
isnt as popular as you want to be
>>23888231
sensitive and quiet
>>23888392
i always feel weird wearing my watch in the shower...could just be me tho
>>23888418
prefers to blend in rather than stand out
>>23888465
likes to snowboard?
>>23888550
big comic fan
>>23888610
bit of a loner
>>23888613
is unhappy. cheer up, things get better
>>23888662
pretty funny dude
>>23888682
popular dude that enjoys activites from all areas (vid games/sport/reading/music etc)
Why not
>>23888806
You also seem like a versatile bro and I get the feeling you're a good wingman.
>>23888682
Is me and you hit the nail on the head. Everything except popular, that is. lmfao
>>23888815
Your biggest dream is to able to eat everything and anything without dying or getting fat.
>>23887991
In all honesty you are painfully adorable. You use this to your advantage often.
>>23888550
>you're not the person you posted a picture of
I've got quite a few pictures of that guy and he's in my mirror every time I look so this revelation is unsettling.
I didn't come to /soc/ for an existential identity crisis, nigga.
>>23888550
The only man on this planet who can pull that facial hair off, and you do it well.
>>23888610
Isn't a fan of fully smiling, but has the best jokes.
>>23888613
Perfect face, less than perfect hair. >>23888662
Very sharp mentally, sometimes can't put thoughts to words.
>>23888815
is a salafist
>>23888806
into various sports
>>23888682
law student
>>23888662
doesnt eat healthy
>>23888613
loves old paintings
>>23888610
loud laugh
>>23887847
im 99% convinced I know you
>>23887987
you're that racist youtube guy
>>23887991
you look like an mid 2000's cgi special effect
>>23888017
you play sports
>>23888028
you like wolves
>>23888060
likes the mountain goat
>>23888064
are you a doll?
>>23888094
you seem confused
>>23888187
you like antifolk
>>23888231
i honestly dont know
>>23888392
your eyes aren't real
>>23888418
you play d&d
>>23888465
you have made a mixtape
>>23888546
your a recovering addict of something (no offence)
>>23888550
you would describe yourself as cynical, and with eclectic taste
>>23888610
you're gonna eat me
>>23888613
you look like you are a qt from the ice age
>>23888662
almost a chad but actually a bear
>>23888682
you think weezer is the greatest thing to happen to music
>>23888806
you're gf has cheated on you twice but you only found out once.
>>23888815
take up acting, you can play a villain otherwise you're going nowhere
>>23890988
you hate daylight savings time
>>23891118
shy dude
>>23890988
secret katy perry fan
>>23888815
wants to finally defeat your mortal enemy Sonic the Hedgehog
>>23888806
snowboard-bro
>>23888682
you like the show Jackass
>>23888662
sometimes wonder if maybe you should have let those Jehovah's Witnesses inside
>>23888613
likes cats
>>23888610
enjoys RPG games
>>23888550
sarcastic dude
>>23888546
sexually experimental
>>23891156
considers himself a bit of a music connoisseur
>>23891118
solves maths problems for fun
>>23890988
gets into fights when drunk
>>23888806
hugely into winter sports
>>23888682
has spent a small fortune on a pc
>>23888662
cried himself to sleep on numerous occasions
>>23888613
plays minecraft
>>23888610
enjoys his coffee with no sugar
>>23888550
insists he's right about something even when he knows he isn't
>>23888465
only ever wore that bandana for the above pic
>>23888064
Secretly wants to become Stevie Nicks
>>23888806
You're Canadian and you love winter sports and cycling.
>>23887991
You've got a dark mind but you do your best to stay positive, despite finding things so bleak.
>>23888682
Studying accountancy in college.
>>23891156
You love yourself and always have to have the latest fashion trends.
>>23887847
Likes tattoos, piercings, and heavy/trippy music
Go for it lads.
>>23891407
Uses lads, but is from the United States.
>>23888028
You from Melbourne?
>>23891468
Heh, nope, I'm actually from a country that uses it regularly. I like that one though
>>23887847
Oh my god you're beautiful. Contact info?
>>23887987
You'd look at me weirdly if I were to walk on the same sidewalk but you wouldn't cross the street.
>>23887991
That emo girl who was surprisingly cool even with her depression.
>>23888014
The average guy in highschool. Wasn't popular wasn't a loser.
>>23888017
Insecure about the way he walks.
>>23888028
That popular emo who hanged with the guys.
>>23888060
Drives a Prius.
>>23888094
The guy who's cool with everything, smokes weed but not daily.
>>23888187
From r9k
>>23888465
Posts Asian masculinity threads.
>>23888546
Anaemic.
>>23888610
The average Joe who fucked a girl out of his league
>>23888806
Cuts his unibrow.
>>23891407
The pothead who helps run the trap house with her bf
>>23892041
Forgot image
>>23892048
you sometimes spend drunken nights lamenting your physical appearance
>>23891118
how'd you know I play DnD?
>>23892269
you go on 4chan
>>23887847
writes poetry and tells no one
>>23887991
has a twitter with not enough followers to feel good but just enough to brag about it
>>23887987
would break my nose
>>23888014
secretly in love with close friend
>>23888017
tells everyone you work out but you never do
>>23888028
always says the wrong shit at the wrong time
>>23888060
grapes
>>23888064
openly very friendly, secretly hates everyone
>>23888094
thinks he is really funny
>>23888187
issues with relationships
>>23888231
boypucci
>>23888418
actually thinks you are cool
>>23888465
would savagely beat up a kid if he tagged your car
>>23888546
lies to all your friends
>>23888550
wears a fedora when youre alone because it "suits you"
>>23888610
never pees standing up
>>23888613
reads books constantly
>>23888662
tries to stay fashionable but is always a little behind
>>23888682
rich parents but tries to get away from them
>>23888806
calls everyone "bro"
>>23888815
has an axe on your wall
>>23890988
plays videogames all the time
>>23891118
would be gay if there was a cute enough boy around
>>23891156
we are legion
>>23891212
can't remember what it feels like to be sober
>>23891407
doesn't have a bf and is kinda happy about it
>>23892047
suave
>>23892048
shouldn't have gotten that nose ring
>>23892158
wants to fight someone until they bleed
ok it's super late here and i haven't slept so it seems i am a jerk
>>23887847
Bruh,
OP here. Some of you are actually pretty accurate! anyone from Chile here?
>>23892308
Hipster in training or transcended super hipster.
>>23892219
Smokes, chill, try's to live up to parents standards.
>>23892158
Lone wolf type but desires the company of others.
>>23892048
Chill teddy bear kinda guy.
>>23892047
Dat bbbbooooiiiiii
>>23888569
like anon said. hair, acne and you can see a shine under your eye closest to camera which says greasy face. honestly this picture is the first thing that came to mind.
>>23888815
very caring and loving individual that has become a bit bitter and cynical of people due to preconceived notions from the other kids growing up
>>23893381
TOPKEK
>>23894476
i get it dude I look fucked.
Let's see what you think
>>23895283
computer generated image/10
>>23887847
Loves rock and metal music.
>>23887987
Internet perv.
>>23887991
Cutie. ;) Listens to bands like Nirvana, Hole, etc.
>>23888014
Cocky.
>>23888028
Not really that nice of a person.
>>23888060
Computer geek.
>>23888064
Into fashion?
>>23888094
Has a good singing voice.
>>23888187
Loves sports.
>>23888231
Emo.
>>23888392
Bisexual.
>>23888418
You listen to Brokencyde back then. lol
>>23888465
Good at playing video games.
>>23888546
Doesn't like to eat much.
>>23888550
Hard-worker.
>>23888610
Doesn't talk too much.
>>23888613
Shy. Doesn't go out that much.
>>23888682
Rookie fuckboy.
>>23888806
Has lots of money.
>>23888815
Erik Rowan shaved? lmao
>>23890988
Knows some martial arts.
>>23891235
Watches porn a lot.
>>23891407
Wants to have more pets.
>>23895300
I gotta admit it's shopped a little, it's for job applications
>>23895283
Driven, Intelligent and Successful
>>23893420
A great sense of humour
>>23892308
Kooky
>>23892219
Quiet but talkative and lovely once someone has got to know you
>>23892158
Insecure
>>23892048
A kind heart
>>23892047
Likes telling jokes a lot
>>23891407
Annoying
>>23891235
Bipolar
>>23891212
Spends too much time on the internet
>>23891156
Reads a lot
>>23891118
Has good taste in music
>>23895329
>Bipolar
What gave it away?
>>23895305
nice clock ahmed
>>23895329
hard to tell if ur fat or not with that sweater
>>23893420
nu-male
>>23892308
hosts insect battles
>>23891156
you look like hitler if he had downs
>>23895305
Metalhead who hates when people assume he loves anime
>>23895283
Gonna be that guy, but I can see you've had problems with mental illness before. You look better now, though
>>23894476
Loves crack
>>23893420
You've been thinking about starting up your own youtube channel, haven't you?
>>23892308
Söker in till konstfack, månne?
>>23892219
Did you keep up with the hunting, or was it not your thing?
>>23895329
No worries, people DO take you seriously
Now bash away
>>23895342
I don't quite understand?
I'll post my assumptions in a bit.
>>23895342
I am so confused. What?
>>23895341
I think its the sweater :)
>>23895333
the pose and your eyes
>>23895355
The curse of being unable to look natural on camera
>>23895283
You have that sharp look in your eyes that says "I have seen hell and come out alive". Or is that just strategy when applying for jobs?
>>23895355
The look in your eyes doesn't match the expression on your lips, as your clothes are saying IDGAF. Gives me the impression that you sometimes fear people look down on you, so you parry your sharp eyes with a pouty mouth. Your clothes are all relaxed, though, giving me the impression that you want to give the impression of not giving a fuck.
I'm pretty wasted btw, so everything I say is with agrain of salt. Or a bucket.
>>23895352
You're probably gay or bi, and you don't want your GF to know you're a horny slut for dick.
>>23888392
did this dude really Photoshop himself?...
>>23888465
Asian American and doesn't like his culture
>>23888610
needs a haircut
>>23888613
too nice for her own good
>>23888662
said this. Thinks hes funny and witty but his friends dislike him.
>>23888806
Normal dude
>>23888815
white supremacist
>>23892158
wearing glasses inside? cmon man...
>>23892308
Virgin
>>23895329
gets judged by her appearance but Is really really nice
>>23895329
like for real. By far the easiest way to procrastinate
>>23895382
You are a "BRO" afk and a whiteknight on the internet. Works out pretty good, but not as good as you'd hope.
>>23895379
You only do nice drugs
>>23895352
You're a bit paranoid, but not completely without reason...?
>>23895341
Du kom inte på Sverigeträffen
>>23887847
You want to tell me about the benefits of going vegan.
>>23887987
You're having a post-mid-life crisis.
>>23887991
Decided on the purple personality this week
>>23888060
Listens intently to grape secrets
>>23888064
You have stepped out of a Portlandia sketch
>>23888418
Runs a Tumblr dedicated to Dylan Klebold.
>>23888456
Grouchy. Irritable. The type to kvetch. Gets into severe misunderstandings.
>>23888815
Left the homestead to sow his wild oats and discover cable television
>>23891156
Always on the cusp of internalizing a slightly funny joke. High constantly.
>>23891407
Has companionship and is still a lil sad inside. >>23892047
Can most certainly do a backflip. Listens to indie hip-hop.
>>23895379
Thinks patchouli oil smells good. Had an natural, at-home abortion. Constantly defends her hair by claiming the Celts also wore dreads.
>>23895382
Doesn't actually have any hobbies. Has to lie when asked
>>23895379
Delusional on how the world actually works.
>>23895352
Is in a running club.
>>23895342
Chip on his shoulder but a good guy at heart.
>>23895341
Will refuse to admit his hair is red.
>>23895329
Pot head but starting to grow up.
>>23895305
Plays Mobas
>>23895283
Will be the hot (blank) at a school one day.
>>23893420
Hate's bieng called Wil Wheaton.
I don't support Bernie Sanders. Everyone Keeps assuming that
Ok go
>>23895382
I'm actually liked by all my friends. :) I'm not that witty either. Thanks tho :) you kinda look like an abused orphan desu.
>>23893420
nice
>>23895329
correct
>>23895341
sounds like a wild time
>>23895382
i wish i was that innocent tbqh
>>23895342
hade nog varit rätt skoj, men har inte varit i närheten av en skola på fem år
alright new assumptions
>>23893420
makes really nice homemade drinks
>>23895283
life is too hard to make mistakes, which you have done in the past
>>23895305
enjoys long bike rides
>>23895329
listens to the "right kind" of music
>>23895341
uppvuxen på landet men vill vara en cityboy
>>23895342
letar efter något stort, men vet inte vad
>>23895352
used to have a lot of friends but they broke it off one by one
>>23895382
tries really hard to fit it, and usually does, but still feels shit about it
>>23895436
you would quit your job in the blink of an eye if you could
>>23896919
thinks it's a good idea to post a "nude" in an assumption-thread
