ASSUMPTIONS THREAD
>>23878998
Bus driver.
>>23878998
John Murdock lives!
>>23879615
You put a lot of time into your hair, and are usually disappointed. cute doe eyes.
>>23878998
engineer
>>23879615
raised catholic but never got into it
>>23879627
tabletop gamer
>>23878998
jcvd
>>23879615
you are the proof that humans evolved from monkeys.
>>23879627
snowden fan
>>23879636
All day, every day.
>>23879664
I'm a fan of the truth.
>>23879615
Sarah Silverman's illegitimate abortion.
>>23879627
IT related job
Not really tbqh.
>>23879636
Raised Muslim but never got into it.
>>23879664
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>23879688
I raised myself.
>>23879699
I see you like to play counter dubs... you win this one until I get a triple.
Show your Jew- Muslim whatever tits. I need to know something... for science.
>>23879699
Do you want to go on a jihad?
>>23879699
he truly served his purpose.
to help legitimize the creation of israel.
>>23879699
Nope. I work in the wine industry.
>>23879722
Tactical booze. For the party survivor.
>>23879720
Interesting
Show face and I might, all science of course.
>>23879722
What girl wouldn't
Where my bomb be at.
>>23879731
Jewiest thing one could say.
>>23879804
Yes, yes... it's very important.
>>23878998
You're angry.
>>23879615
I'm tempted to meme you, but I will try guessing something I don't already know.
You sometimes talk to yourself if no one is around. You know it's bit weird, but you can't break the habit.
>>23879627
Studies a STEM field, thinks humanities are trash.
>>23879664
Looks at his jaw a lot in the mirror.
>>23879722
Vadya?
>>23879855
Zakhar?
>>23879804
In my pants. TAKBIR.
>>23879915
CHEEKI BREEKI
>>23879615
Pretty female
>>23879960
Beautiful female
>>23878998
Violent fantasies about murdering women who have rejected you.
>>23879615
You dabble in opiates and hate your parents.
>>23879627
B-E-T-A L-I-F-E
>>23879664
Extremely insecure
>>23879722
You Believe all the american brainwash fed to you in the military.
>>23879915
NEET. Spends everyday playing video games and on 4chan with some breaks to study.
>>23879960
Pretends to be stuck up so guys will find you attractive simply on the basis that they want what they can't have.
>>23879936
Ayy cyka.
>>23879960
Can't into participation.
>>23880002
Yeah, NEET, don't play any vidya though, I mostly read and shitpost here, so you're not far off.
I'm guesing you like doing biceps curls. A lot.
>>23880002
American psyvho
>>23880002
you look like you secretly do cocaine
7/10 would do blow with you
>>23878998
Middle eastern living in Sweden
>>23879615
Jewish girl that plays volleyball
>>23879627
Ruby on Rails proficient
>>23879664
Squats when smoking
>>23879722
Youngest of nine brothers
>>23879915
Sad Chad, smile bby
>>23880002
Please be in Cali, I'd fuck you
>>23879664
done drugs when younger
>>23879915
visits pol
>>23880002
would be a good gymbuddy
>>23880069
histrionic
>>23880073
likes electronic music
and kpop
>>23880069
definitely not you.
also i don't smoke or squat
>>23880002
hahaha ok
>>23879960
likes traveling
>>23879915
>wasting my time looking at the mirror
it's 2016, i can fap to my pictures...
also, you consider yourself quirky but others consider you sad&weird
>>23879855
cool dude
>>23879804
one is jewish
>>23879722
wat
>>23879684
ok
>>23878998
Does aggressive crossfit every day religiously
>>23879615
you like to go on raves but play it cool
>>23879627
Has some kind of geeky hobby and likes hunting
>>23879664
looks very jewish
>>23880086
smoking weed once or twice counts?
i'm gonna put money on "works out a lot"
>>23878998
Lifts way too much
>>23879615
Has used the phrase 'Not one of those/not like those girls'
>>23879627
Is far more popular now than in high school
>>23879664
Girls always think you're a dick but you're actually a nice guy
>>23879722
Thinks freedom of speech means you can say whatever you want to whoever you want
>>23879915
People often say you're too serious, and you're very serious about proving you're not
>>23879960
Shops Forever 21
>>23880002
Has unironically talked about his 'gains'
>>23880069
Mid 20s, has experimented with girls but is straight
>>23880086
Is hiding something
>>23880106
People often hit on you, then call you fat when you turn them down.
>>23880096
Thanks, I'm going to guess you were the younger brother of someone that got a ton of girls in highschool. And learned at an early age how to tell the shallow ones apart?
>>23879664
People like you 'once they get to know you' kinda guy
>>23879722
Been to a Trump rally
>>23879915
Read that book 7 times
>>23879960
Bad driver, good listener
>>23880002
Says he works out for himself, works out because of Die Hard
>>23880069
Experimented in college
>>23880086
Lots of guy friends, not many girlfriends
>>23880106
Wishes she had a better voice
>>23880126
at least they like me... i guess?
you look like you're dead inside but funny to be sarcastic with.
>>23880121
you couldn't be further away from the truth.
but thanks for participating :)
>>23880119
well, that's a complinsult, right?
>>23880106
that's a compliment, right?
you look like you like giving bjs and cooking breakfast...
>>23880141
Wait... are you saying, you're the older brother?
>>23880028
I do like curls dope assumption
>>23880069
I live in NV so close enough assumption
>>23880034
Yes
>>23880035
Only had it twice
>>23880086
Thanks bro u 2
>>23880119
I don't see why gains should be ironic
>>23880126
Never seen Die Hard, but I do say I workout for myself
>>23880149
i only have an older sister...
regarding the shallow ones and telling them apart, i'm not sure i'm good at that still...
>>23880002
Works out a lot.
>>23880069
Snorts oxycodone
>>23880073
Freedom of speech ends where her feelings begin, cries a lot and a bernout.
>>23880126
Wants to adopt an African baby
>>23880175
Ah, your parents fucked up, not your fault bro.
>>23880141
Wasn't meant as a cimplinsult. You look like a guy who at first glance, people would just assume you're a dick, but they're wrong.
>>23880197
thanks i guess :)
>>23880185
well, they did their best..
>>23880119
almost accurate except for the part of people hitting on me
>>23880141
i'm arab so figure that out
>>23880216
a lot of jews are arabs, so unless you mean to say "i hate jews" or "i'm a muslim that thinks all jews must die", i have trouble "figuring it out"
>>23880216
poop, though now I'm assuming you are one of those people who doesn't realize when they're being hit on :P
>>23880221
sarah and hagar, lad
>>23878998
Power bottom
>>23879615
Works at Starbucks
>>23879627
IT "professional"
>>23879664
Engineering student
>>23879722
Too smart for the military
>>23879855
Takes goofy pictures but his life is pretty mundane.
>>23879915
Chill guy
>>23879960
Intimidates most men
>>23880002
Pretty Slav
>>23880069
A lot of fun at a party.
>>23880073
Well-spoken
>>23880106
Enjoys handicrafts
>>23880126
Lives in a coal mining region.
>>23880234
yes, because the bible is actually 100% true...
the fact is a lot of modern day israeli jewish people lived for a long time in arab countries (and some still do), becoming, in language and culture, arabs.
given that being arab is mostly about language, culture, and geographic location, i would say that the silly separation between descendants of sarah and descendants of hagar is meaningless.
>>23880241
i graduated software engineering about 3 years ago, but relevant.
you are studying math.
>>23880141
Aha better take my dead in side ass to /x, they'd have a field day!
>>23880171
You're right, no one's worked out for Bruce Willis since 2008, sorry. You do it coz you wanna look better than all your friends(?)
>>23880179
No.. I want to adopt a Chinese baby! They're better at chess
>>23880241
No I live in London, we're to busy fighting over Brexit to mine. Where did you get that from?
>>23880282
hahaha, maybe they will :)
>>23880408
Why dead inside tho? Is it the curtains?
>>23880241
Sick cunt. 10/10 dude to hang out with and have a conversation.
>>23880282
Just make some supreme gentlemen, they'll be good at chess too.
Are you for or against Brexit?
>>23880422
nah, it's the "staring straight at the camera with a blank expression" thingie.
you look like you'd be very cute if you smiled or something :)
>>23880086 Likes uniforms, things dressing up is a great way to camouflage;
>>23880106 Loves baby food;
>>23880126 Has a collage of band posters on her bedroom wall;
>>23880241 Has sadic tendencies, often manipulative to his lovers.
>>23880437
Against. It's a dumbass idea to fuck over our economy in order to stick it to the man. We don't have it that bad anyway, i think the traction for Brexit comes from the comparative ease and nice feelings that come from picking up on an emotional cause, rather than a factual one.
At least my Chinese bby will grow up a communist! :)
Come have a chat!
#0x7c2 on rizon.net (You can use kiwiirc, or a local client like hexchat if you want)
Now I'll contribute so I'm not a waste of space,
>>23880471
You wish you could let your hair flail in the wind as you stand atop a mighty sailboat!
>>23880463
...But the curtains are alright tho?
>>23880485
Fucking hell. This is why the west is doomed, you dirty commie.
>London
I knew that was coming though.
>>23880499
they look a bit unfashionable but nothing serious..
>>23878998
you've been in jail
>>23879615
doesnt have to wear much makeup to be rlly pretty
>>23879627
doesn't tan, just burns in the sun.
>>23879664
does some martial arts thing??
>>23879722
funny guy!
>>23879855
really loves doom, the game.
>>23879915
in a lot of student debt
>>23879960
likes country music
>>23880002
very caring and kind
>>23880069
likes to drink a lil too much
>>23880073
big gamer
>>23880086
not very confident
>>23880106
the kindest soul ever
>>23880126
cheerleader
>>23880241
soft spoken and charming
>>23880471
confused with life, loves pokemon
>>23880547
i do not.
has backpains?
>>23880553
yep!! i do. i sometimes have to wear a brace due to the pain.
>>23880547
Love your eyes <3 so damn pretty, I'd be interested!
>>23880586
ahh thank you!! you're very kind im flattered by your interest!
>>23880613
Heh you're more than welcome cutie :) would love to talk more if interested, lmk <3
>>23880575
well, if you need help lifting things, i'm here (not really though because you live far away)
>>23878998
overthinks stuff, takes everything personally, is paranoid about people talking shit behing his back
>>23879722
thinks about time passing by all the time. still feels like he's 5 and constantly wonder where the time has gone
>>23880002
white converse + peace sign x 2 + that hair style = basic fuckboi. not even an assumption, just simple math
>>23880547
lowkey thinks she's too smart for her friends, but loves them anyway
>>23880624
thank you :~)
>>23880641
is the sentiment that counts, right?
>>23880647
mm, i know im not the smartest but thank you regardless! you run a black and white tumblr.
>>23880647
Gentle, has a warm heart, with a streak of bitch flowing in the blood somewhere.
>>23880674
Really hope she doesn't run that. =P
>>23880647
idk
>>23880674
maybe so :P
>>23880513
You're right! Can't have people thinking I'm a zombie or somethin, I need curtains that make me smile
>>23880507
Calm down, I'm not a communist! xD
>>23880547
We don't have 'cheerleaders' in Britain, but even so, gym ain't really my thing.
>>23880647
Damn, nailed it senpai.
You're some what insecure and straight edge.
>>23880069
I had to look up what Ruby on Rails was. I assume your smart, but I doubt you'd be into me even though I am in CA.
>>23880106
I have tons of geeky hobbies and like guns. Spot on, more or less.
I bet that you live, breathe, and feed, on your friendships. Without your circle you'd be crushed.
>>23880073
I am more popular now than high school.
You're pretty damn cute, but you don't need to over play it with the bow glasses. You're insecure about something you needn't be.
>>23880547
Even though I work outside, I burn all the time.
You've been abused in some fashion when you were younger.
>>23880647
Thinks she's way too good for her job. And is.
>>23881639
Glasses make my face look more feminine, the bow glasses I just think are genuinely cute
Assume away. I'll get my assuming done in a second.
>>23882826
They are, but you don't NEED them. I get a cuteness overload by looking at that picture. Not fully a bad thing.
![IMG_20160605_0012393_rewind[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5vxGdy9.jpg "IMG_20160605_0012393_rewind[1].jpg")
>>23882832
you live on the east coast
>>23880647
takes at least 9 showers a week
>>23880547
Does mild drugs
>>23880471
Have never been on a boat in your life
>>23880241
Law major
>>23880126
Thinks Nirvana is the best band ever
>>23880106
Listens to alot of folk music
>>23882870
Damn, what gave it away?
>>23882900
General smugness. No offense intended.
>>23882905
None taken. Can't argue with that.
>>23882832
Secretly wants to be a woman.
>>23882870
Absolutely loves penis.
>>23882964
Shit mang you got me.
Assume away
>>23882973
:3 god damn I'm good.
>>23882870
You act like you think you're cool but really you're insecure and need more hugs.
>>23882832
You get less women than you admit to and are more clingy than you admit despite being unable to love anything more than the idea of someone to love.
>>23880647
Seen the backseat of a police car once or twice.
>>23880547
Tries to hard to be cool when if she would just relax and be herself everyone would love her more.
>>23883002
Replace all shitty to's with too's, I'm a bit tired sorry
>>23879615
doesn't wanna make out w me
>>23879664
military or something
>>23879960
well aware of being plain
>>23880002
short and insecure about it
>>23880106
loves florence welsh
>>23880241
east coast
>>23882832
fancies himself a more attractive ben wyatt but women don't actually like you
>>23882870
addicted to pills
>>23883123
airforce
>>23883123
trying way too hard
>>23883123
Wud fuk
>>23878998
has been to jail
>>23879615
is the queen of all queens
>>23879627
is lonely
>>23879664
uses overly flattering pics on tinder
>>23879722
isn't actually in the military
>>23879915
nihilistic af but still has hopes for his own life
>>23879960
writes poetry
>>23880002
spends a lot of time doing curls in the mirror
>>23880069
has a french manicure
>>23880073
has a tumblr
>>23880086
likes to try to fight people when drunk
>>23880106
listens to soft indie music and drinks tea
>>23880126
everyone calls you jennifer lawrence
>>23880241
studies law
>>23880471
underage
>>23880547
is bisexual
>>23880647
gets carded all the time
>>23882832
has a lot of friends and a social life but still somewhat insecure
>>23882870
gets drunk at home alone
>>23882981
is relatively successful with women
>>23883123
gets a lot of attention, has a lot of friends, but still feels a void
>>23883189
underage
>>23884184
this looks like its from a movie poster
>>23884206
very smart and successful at university
>>23884208
MODS
>>23884458
Thinks of her self as artistic but is actually a bitch.
or
Thinks of herself as a bitch, but is actually artistic.
Depends on personality mash.
>>23884722
honestly i am not artistic and am a bitch. i am an awful person
>>23884735
Yeah, you basically remind me of every ex I've ever had.
>>23884741
sorry.
>>23878998
Dosent have much of human emotions left.
>>23879615
Wants dick rly bad
>>23879627
Would let trap to fuck him in the ass. Feels kind of lonely and have lost hope of marriage and upper middle class paychek
>>23879664
Depressed but narcissistic
>>23879722
Has no friends
>>23879855
Faps to loli porn and enjoys nerd stuff
>>23879915
Very lonely and mild depression
>>23879960
Wants to be mother
>>23880002
Utterly normal, so normal that the normal term gets new meaning for those who are so normal that the normal is formal with c
>>23880069
Has very limited understanding of the world around her, likes attention but sometimes feels lonely
>>23880073
Insecure as fuck and vegan
>>23880086
Would like to get acceptance of hes father and get fucked in the ass
>>23880106
Expect she deserves everything but never changes anything about her life
>>23880126
In reality owns a wild imagination but dosent reflect it to anything.
>>23880241
Has a lot of potential but has decided to follow the "rules" and strangle the real he inside of the personality that he puts out. Introvert
>>23880471
Dosent know how to communicate with ppl
>>23880547
Wants to feel wanted and respected. Introvert
>>23880647
Has small social circle
>>23882832
Belives everything the media says
>>23882870
Lazy
>>23882981
Wants marriage
>>23883123
Wants to be artistic and spontaneous but owns a very limited world view and imagination.
>>23883189
Needs help
>>23884184
Actor
>>23884206
Happy and active in her life
>>23884208
Coolest motherfucker ever walking on earth
>>23884458
Thinks she deserves better, dosent get the guys she sleeps with to stay in her life.
These are just my assumptions nothing personal just stupid stuff. Love you all and would probably all be amazing if ever met. x <3
>>23884750
Don't be sorry, I just like awful people. They're usually kinkier.
>>23884805
not currently but i did go through that for a bit i suppose
>>23884811
Oh im glad you are not going truh such at least now. All good to you girl xx :)
![IMG_20160605_135634274[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ymlrD8Q.jpg "IMG_20160605_135634274[1].jpg")
>>23878998
Admires Dexter
>>23879615
Given the s u c c way too many times
>>23879627
Down to smoke as often as he's down to study
>>23879664
Army man
>>23879722
Army man #2
>>23879855
Filthy Frank's filthier relative
>>23879915
Partied in high school, now just wants to chill
>>23879960
Loves traveling
>>23880002
Gym nut
>>23880069
The Master B8er
>>23880073
Feminist
>>23880086
Like trucks and guns
>>23880106
Nice gal, fun at parties. Also A++ looks, btw
>>23880126
Smoke weed e'ery day
>>23880241
Frat boi
>>23880471
Questions sexuality
>>23880547
Typical insecure scene gal
>>23880647
Looks innocent, but is actually really versed in the bedroom
>>23882832
Done with life
>>23882870
Druggie supreme
>>23882981
Drinks too much
>>23883123
Turned 18 and gave parents the middle finger
>>23883189
Vidya is love, vidya is life
>>23883123
I do tbqh
>>23884206
Has priorities straight i.e. foods before dudes
>>23884458
Leads the mosh pit
>>23884877
Who the fuck is Frank?
For you... still in Highschool?
>>23884888
Look him up on youtube
And nah, just graduated
>>23884808
sometimes
>>23884823
thx
>>23884877
was moderately good at sports growing up but isn't going to play in college
>>23884924
You're actually not wrong. I was a damn good baseball player haha
>>23884877
good boy, does well in school or college
>>23884458
actually a neckbeard
>>23884206
your cheat meal. usually you do clean eating and sports
>>23883189
underage lurker
>>23883123
watches a lot of movies
>>23882981
stressed about his exams or sth
>>23882870
high as fuck
>>23882832
goes to a lot of these bars but actually prefers nice cafés and going to museums
>>23880647
men always want to protect you because of your puppy look
>>23885613
has some deep-rooted psychological issues which mean she can't keep a stable relationship despite her looks
>>23885664
I wonder if those psychological issues are related to the money her father makes?
>>23884805
Shit! That is pretty accurate.
I would do you but.. My imagination ain't thatt good
>>23885759
Oh you are right how mean of me not to post picture of me aswell...fair game.
>>23885675
mind doing me? seems like youre a pro at this
im a fukin retard, meant to ask u >>23885850
>>23885863
Eyes the road to the soul haha. Pro? I know right! Ha jokes aside. You are quite intelligent but desperately need a change in your life, you have a lot to say but ppl tend to dismiss you or not take your seriously. High potential going to waste by ignorant ppl and your procrastinating.
You welcome...once agen just assume, probably great guy!
>>23885906
>>23885850
>>23885603
me too man
and you have seen some shit in your life and abused some substances
>>23885863
your family is difficult or sth
>>23885906
its like you actually know me
procrastinating right now, got 1 week til exams lol
>>23885603
So odd humor that sometimes ppl do not laugh just because they didnt understand. Abuses substances and tries to find something funny about everything as well hiding hes real sadness
>>23885941
Its not like im under your window or anything....i mean dont worry but neither dont look, ok.
Hahaha
Tell me what I'm about
>>23886435
You like isometric RPGs. Drinking or smoking weed is an option but not something you absolutely need to have fun.
Agnostic. You also love history.
>>23886435
music snob, visit /mu/ often
>>23885863
into horror movies
>>23885613
daddy issues
>>23884877
dropped the occasional "weird" joke that would turn a few heads in high school
>>23885850
Oh I loved you in Pirates of the Caribbean! You're very talented
>>23880547
weeb
>>23880647
introvert, very observant it's like you watch people like they are fish inside an aquarium
>>23882832
pseudo intelectual, likes stuff ironically
>>23882870
not really going to assume anything, you're me after a rough night, nice ath m50s
>>23883123
you go to protests
>>23883189
you used to skate but you sucked at it
>>23884458
you'll fuck a guy up if he's mean to you
>>23884877
typical american suburbia kid, i love the picture i bet it gets so many people mad
>>23885613
GUIZE LOOK AT MY TITS, PLEASE LOOK AT THEM, you're pretty but like the generic type of pretty, boring.
>>23885850
you look like Johnny Depp after 10 years of meth consumption
>>23885863
you listen to ambient music and do drugs
>>23886435
can you go be happy somewhere else
>>23886655
family owns some kind of plantation. or high in the park
>>23886532
does some kind of music
>>23886655
Calm and mostly relaxed person, who can enjoy the smaller things of life. Have odd fetishes.
How about before my meth consumption.
>>23886532
Deepdown is so happy that it is hard to hold laugh in on a situation that would not be matter of laugh otherwise. Likes to smoke here and there and enjoy vidya.
>>23886435
You are all about freedom of choice and speech.
>>23889706
some kind of post emo guy
>>23879615
Only drinks water.
>>23879915
Is a terrible procrastinator.
>inb4 people assume I abuse hard drugs
>>23885613
fashions underwear into bras
>>23885850
gets told he looks kinda like johnny depp
>>23886435
doesn't know how to maintain his beard
>>23886532
looks 18 but is actually 28
>>23886655
hiding a hideously deformed nose
>>23889706
girls tell you all the time they wish you were straight
>>23890585
reads a ton of books
>>23890832
wears MLP merchandise ironically
>>23890585
Has hard time to connect with anyone
>>23890832
As long as its fun you are in
>>23890897
So accurate. Doesn't take anything too seriously but has hard time to find things to be happy about.
>>23885603
You have fantasies of committing violent crimes.
>>23885613
You're a model and can populate a city with your beta-orbiters.
>>23886435
Marxist
>>23886532
You're older than you look, are fun to be around and have strong passions in life.
>>23886655
You're known to be humorous and are probably dating a cute girl.
>>23889706
You're "drowning in pussy."
>>23890897
You're not in university.
>>23890585
You're most probably a feminist.
>>23888628
no i just have a nice backyard with plenty of fruit trees!
>>23889706
you actually look badass johnny, do you surf? i'd go surfing with you
>>23890897
it's not a pretty nose but here it is!
>>23892345
yup she's a qt
