Or all die.
Would cry all the time ,complain, loath, self pity, ect. But try to be bad ass warrior princess, that wears zombie skulls as jewelry.
>>23871971
You'd be a decent bruiser. As time goes on, you run across a woman who you lusted after in the before times who had become zombified. You steal her as your prize and use your supply of condoms to bang her every night while she's strapped to your bed.
One loathsome night your condom bursts.
Thank you for teaching us that the virus can be sexually transmitted.
>>23871989
You would cry, you would bitch, you would complain. One day, you snap and save your group with a display of raw fury. But you can't come down from that. You've crossed a line and become savage. The wilderness calls to you now.
>>23872095
Fuck off Kris
>>23871989
Gets left behind after complaining and lack of pulling weight
Then Learns to fend for herself and becomes a badass loner
>>23872008
Brains of the group, but shit at killing zombies.
>>23872149
Everyone likes you, but even though you put up a sociable front, you like being by yourself most of the time. You like to find a high point and keep watch with your trusty .22 rifle.
>>23872154
Kris, stop being such an angry manlet.
>>23872154
Fuck off Kris.
>>23872223
This.
>>23872154
womp womp
>>23872197
i like this
>>23872242
Dale isn't real, it's some /r9k/ narcissist that goes by Kris, he is obsessed with Maxim and wants to fuck him.
>>23872242
Good... Good...
Now let's make love when we think we are the safest.
>>23872265
No thanks I prefer to be alone
>>23872379
Seems like I wrote your role too well...
Guess I'll go back to drafting our fortifications. Sorry to bother you.
>>23872149
One of the only girls that can actually defend herself in the group, but still is a little reckless whenever going out by herself
>>23872008
Great at strategy but terrible at executing
>>23871989
gets left behind for being distracted, somehow manages to get back to camp bitten and hides it from the rest of the group
>>23872466
Always has some new gadget or explosive to use. Comes in handy in the clinch.
Side question, what about me leads people to believe I couldn't handle myself in a fight?
>>23872485
not sure, just something, sorry anon.
>>23872490
The plot thickens...
>>23872501
So it does...
>>23871989
you would be that first black girl to be as my navigotr and advisor, I'd ask for your advice on certain sitiautions
>>23872008
you'd be my first mate, yet you wanting to do things differently we eveuntaully leave oeachother yet firstly we are stronger brother killing and living in the zombie apocaplze
>>23872149
you'd die in like 5 episodes in because of something stupid
>>23872466
we live off toghther in me and first mate but leave when first mate leaves too and we all slay zombies and shit
>desu pretty high
>OP is fag
>>23872553
Let's fuck.
>>23872625
Aww man :(
You: the guy who can make tough decisions without being all emotional and shit
>>23872675
that escalated quickly...
>>23872696
The other woman in our group is a loner who rejected me. Do you really want to be alone with all these zombies?
>>23872713
When you put it that way it sounds so romantic anon
>>23872693
>>23872713
>>23872757
hahaha, you guys are all weird, i die, a zombie got me lol night yall
>>23873236
too bad
>>23874240
guy with the guns
>>23871989
the one who die first to save group
>>23872008
the guy with a plan
>>23872149
Fanservice
>>23872466
act silly to mask her fears, useful to keep up the group morale, if she survive enough she can develop combact skills
>>23872625
>>23873236
>>23874240
random guys whit great action/survival skills but still expendables
>>23874622
the crazy one
>>23874607
aw. can i at least have some discernible skills
you: scared and helpless in the beginning but turn into a total badass
>>23874622
goes insane and tries to kill everyone human
>>23871989
The heavy hitter
>>23872008
The smart guy who comes up with smart defenses for the camp
>>23872149
The one who cries all the time
>>23872466
The one I'd leave at camp when others go out for supplies
>>23874625
Not wrong, that's probably what I would be.
>>23874634
oh god, noooo!
>>23871989
>>23872466
>>23872625
First ones to die
>>23872008
The technician, builds traps and shit like that
>>23872149
Keeps the morale high? Dunno
>>23874240
Looks like a nice guy but loves killing zombies in gory ways
>>23874607
Does nothing lel
>>23874622
Uses a sledgehammer to smash zombie heads
>>23874634
I don't know if that's good or not but thanks!
>>23874622
The zombie
>>23874646
acts like a fearless badass but gets killed by being careless
>>23874633
>aw. can i at least have some discernible skills
parkour and sneaking skills
>>23872008
you've prepared for this your whole life, like baked beans and shit
>>23871989
you'd go back for your child or someshite and never be seen again
>>23872625
You'd provide shelter but turn out to be a cannibal or something idk
>>23874240
dies saving the group
>>23874646
guy who remains oblivious to situation untill like 3 days in
>>23874662
the creepy guy likes to play with dead bodies
>>23874665
lol I was thinking the same thing
>>23873236
will suceed in finding and preparing food for the group but gets bitten
>>23874240
provides calmness and comfort when everybody gets freaked out
>>23874607
quiet girl with medical skills
>>23874622
tries to battle alone
>>23874646
uses his last chances to deflower girls in the hectic atmosphere
>>23874691
why lol
>>23874691
>uses his last chances to deflower girls in the hectic atmosphere
KEK
>>23874691
>uses his last chances to deflower girls in the hectic atmosphere
I really like this sidestory!
>>23874709
no pls
We still miss the alpha to giude the group
>>23874646
some kind of rogueish guy, probably a lone wolf/badass. you can't trust anyone these days.
>>23874622
guy that doesn't contribute to the group :^]
>>23874607
medic, farmer, and botanist. you can make healing stuff from plants and shit.
>>23872625
you're a bandit, robbing people as you come across them with your buddies.
>>23872466
you're the chef.
>>23872149
good with melee weapons, has okay aim with guns. if the scout from tf2 was a gril in a zombie apocalypse it would be you.
>>23872008
leads a group of former soccer players. you can all easily outrun all the zombies and survive.
>>23871989
>try to be a badass warrior princess
will die in 1 day.
>>23874867
Yes thank you (btw hi guy from the insecure thread)
>>23874691
most likely will be shot in the leg as a sacrifice so the group can get away.
>>23874662
you pick locks and do sneaky stuff.
>>23874874
hey there friendo
>>23874867
Into some kind of druid religion, he thinks the outbreak is the right purge for the humanity, great survival skills in the woods, can also fight but can't hunt. He thinks the survivors are the chosen and help them but he always talk to follow him to somekind of magic place where the survivors will reforge humanity, so, if the group don't wanna move often in other places (every 2/3 days at least) he get nervous and probably dangerous for the group. If this happens, he could just leave the group to continue his journey alone (or whit wanna follow him), or attract the zombie in the night to kill the group.
>>23874867
The chef? That's so lame, cereal for everyone guys!
Alright hold the fuck up, season two coming in but first of all, i ain't no expandable only one of me, that's it
starting off where I left
>I come back as half a zombie, still have my memories and stupid shit like that
>>23874240
you the nice guy with all sorts of gizmos and shit, (pre-apocaplze you've been waiting for this to happen
>>23874607
you ther maniuplating bitch who always causes shit for no apparant reason
>>23874622
you the guy no one likes cause you seem creepy, yet secretly you hold the cure to stop the zombie aploacalse
>>23874646
you the guy who shows up out of nowhere and starts taking control of the group yet everyone secretly hates you
>>23874662
you scout, you run around and give the group all sorts of info and shit
>>23874691
u die
>>23874867
this is my nigga, my actual first right hand man, since first-first mate was all anti-abortion and shit(we're both bandits, yet no one knows we are working toghter)
>>23874928
I would follow him because he has great survival skills (notice the wooden stick in his picture = great survival skills, it's a fact)
>>23874956
>dat filename
You could be my drinking buddy, we get wasted, kill zombies and miraculously survive
>>23874956
thank you cunt, we all die
>>23874964
i like the cut of your jib anon.
bump?
>>23871989
ZOMBIE
>>23872008
ZOMBIE
>>23872149
ZOMBIE
>>23872466
ZOMBIE
>>23872625
NOT A ZOMBIE - JUST DEAD
>>23874240
ZOMBIE
>>23874607
ZOMBIE
>>23874622
ZOMBIE
>>23874646
ZOMBIE
>>23874651
ZOMBIE
>>23874662
SPOOKY GHOST
>>23874691
ZOMBIE
>>23874867
ZOMBIE
>>23874956
ZOMBIE
>>23876717
go troll elsevwhere
>>23876772
Statistically, I'm not wrong. We'd all be dead.
>>23874956
You were not prepared, yet you think you are. Shortly after the outbreak you come to an unfortunate end by trying your favored baseball bat against a group of survivors you thought to be unarmed. They just cover their pistols with their shirt. They don't need to have guns out at all times, you find.
>>23874867
Knows how to live off the land, yet your propentency to drugs is your downfall. >>23874691
Helpful and quirky girl who everyone likes and protects.
>>23874607
Knows how to use a rifle and puts it to good use. Most of what you know doesn't help much with survival, but you're a dependable person.
bump?
>>23876792
crazy survival expert
